Spider-Man #7 Storytime

>>85907517
Bendis?

>>85907533
>>85907538
Isn't this the Blackheart fight all over again??

>>85907517
Bendis! ?

>>85907538
The image of hulk fighting with his dick out makes this less intimidating.

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Bombshell

I wish Pichelli drew this for Pichelli Lana

>>85907587
>>85907593
This doesn't even look like Jessica, what the fuck?

>>85907517
Which Bendis? That Bendis?

>>85907558
The fuck is Ganke wearing 2 different outfits?

>>85907670
Why did I think it was homer?
Really?

>>85907637
Yup, same
I can't tell if I'd like better an artist with their own style at the expense of the art change looking jarring in the trade or being satisfied with this unoriginal Pick Ellie expy

>>85907674
That is goldballs anon

>>85907670
>why did I think it was homer

How meta is too meta

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Fin

>>85907674
I think the one with the earplugs is Goldballs and the other one is Ganke

>>85907670
Fuck me, classic bendis speak here.

>That predicts the future?
>He shows you the future?

>>85907690
Miles true waifu

foul mouth bombshell > any other bombshell

>>85907670
>you stopped a robbery, but you started a fire.
Yes, the fire rises.

>>85907714
>>85907719

Ah I see, I dropped this after the last page introduction of him, I'm guessing Ganke was the one who spilled the beans?

Still can't figure out whether he's gay or not.

>>85907579
Bubble fuck up.

>>85907718
Okay what exactly did miles grandmother pay Jessica to do? Stop him from doing whatever he's doing that interfering with school? Even if that means being Spider-Man?

>>85907579
>your doing that thing with your toenails

>>85907711
Yuck, everyone's face is disgustingly ugly.

>>85907637

Best girl is back! Yay best girl!

>>85907736
Been saying this. The whole Kamala and Spider-Gwen shit won't go anywhere

>>85907637
That's destruction of public property. This "Bombshell" is a MENACE!
You're blowing up municipal sidewalks and parked vehicles because two stoners stole their instruments back from some shady Pawn Shop??? That's taxpayer money being WASTED so that DANGEROUS VIGILANTES can get their JOLLIES TERRORIZING THE UNDERPRIVILEGED! This is an OUTRAGE!!!

>>85907637
>Bombshell got also ported from Ultimate Universe
>Not Ult cloak & dagger
>NOT ULTIMATE SPIDERWOMAN
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>85907718
>nothing happens except on the last page's cliffhanger
Pure Bendis I see

>>85907873
>What is character development

>>85907718
considering how shit marvel is right now, i actually liked this issue. is it me or is miles actually showing some kind of personality here. te art is also Sara like but more expressive and has better faces. i kinda hope she doesnt come back.

>>85907641
Its jessica from the MCU. She has black hair
Sorry

>>85907690
FUCKING RICH WHITE MALE
REEEEEEEEEEE
Isn't that a bingo case?

>>85907614
>You're lucky she didn't throw you out the window or something.

kek

>>85907873
Pure Bendis you see?

>>85907641
It kinda looks like Ultimate Jessica.

>>85907690
>>rich white dude
>> WHITE
goddamn this bothering me

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>>85908058
She misses Poey

>>85908145
>mango'd

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>>85908166

>>85907699
Is get the feeling Bendis is trying to tell us something...

>>85907916
What prevents character development from happening during something eventful?
That's like saying you can only make decisions about your life when you take some days off work.

>>85908202

That - that's not how you silence a gunshot.

Oh, look, Miles fought some people. Will he get an interesting villian now? Oh, wait, they were random Hydra thugs and Bendis only uses fights as a background for people speaking. This comic is garbage.

>>85907670
Is that fucking Annihilus?

>>85907820
Seriously though. She just did like $20-30 grand in damage to stop a robbery of maybe $500 of pawned music equipment. That's not right.

>>85907592
>implying the BGC isn't scary as fuck

I mean, what if he gets horny?

>>85907670
Just... ugh.

>>85907656
But there isn't even a Defenders team active right now, Bendis.

>>85907538
If someone can edit this to "HULK RAPE" then it would be greatly appreciated. Not every time we get a giant naked Hulk roiding out against a supple young hero.

>>85908516
Maybe Strange, Surfer, Namor and Hulk are hanging out behind the scenes? I mean, if half of them weren't dead.

>>85907699
I still find it odd Goldballs is allowed to just go to high school like anyone else.

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>>85907690
>you're being manipulated by a rich white dude

Seriously, what the fuck does Tony's race have to do with anything?

>>85907754
I could see Jessica bringing Luke in to try and give the kid a good talk about what's important and shit. Maybe? It's Bendis, who the fuck knows.

>>85908516
There isn't a Defenders team?

>>85908659
Like, the Defenders? Nuh huh, nope. Only Avengers now, and many teams at that, but no Defenders.
Which sucks if we need defending and not avenging.

>>85907592
More intimidating.

>>85908617
well, Sublime got redacted out of existence by Jean Grey

>>85908618
Lana's parents (at least in Ultimate) were Hydra with a flavor of anti-establishment, so even if she's a good guy now she still retains that fuck tha police mindset. It makes sense as long as she says it

>>85907533
>>85907538
>It's a "everyone but miles gets beaten and he has to save he day" issue
Why are they so common/co/?

>>85908322
Unless Annihilus has fabulous hair now, I don't think so

>>85907575
On one hand, it didn't end with Miles using his venom blast to win. On the other hand, it was just a dream, and it involved Miles being the last man standing after his fellow Avengers got beaten again.

>>85907648
>she wants the Arachna-D

>>85908760
It's webbing

>>85907637
Finally something good on a bendis book

>>85907690
Tony Stark's a rich white dude?

>>85907558
are you fucking serious Bendis, that's not how waking up from a nightmare works

He's a fucking retard seriously

Thanks, OP.

>>85907549
Hulk mysteriously change shades in panel 2! Hulk chameleon!

Man, i hate bendis. He truly deserves my hate.
>hurr durr lets insert my oc and favorite character in this book
Narcissistic guy.

>>85907637
I wish Pichelli drew everything. Or at least more things.

>>85908763
>On one hand, it didn't end with Miles using his venom blast to win.

That's because it was just a nightmare. Also because it didn't finish.

>>85907718

Luke: "Miles you have to join the club of black superheroes."

Miles: "But I don't want to."

>>85907517
Lana herself here is a solid win. 7/10

>>85907866
There's already a cloak and dagger, and the last thing that the last thing that this universe needs is another goddamn spider-person.

>>85909192
...are you talking about Miles? It's his book. I hate Bendis as much as the next guy but it doesn't make sense getting pissed off about the main character of a book being in their own book.

>>85909711
>Peter
>Miles
>Miguel
>Madame Web,whereever the fuck she is
>Jessica Drew even though she doesnt even count
I think they can take one more

>>85909568
>Luke: "Miles you have to join the club of black superheroes."
>
>Miles: "But I don't want to."

Jessica: "Then like me you'll be joining the club of BLACKED superheroes. ANALLY."

>>85907820
>That's destruction of public property. This "Bombshell" is a MENACE!
>You're blowing up municipal sidewalks and parked vehicles because two stoners stole their instruments back from some shady Pawn Shop??? That's taxpayer money being WASTED so that DANGEROUS VIGILANTES can get their JOLLIES TERRORIZING THE UNDERPRIVILEGED! This is an OUTRAGE!!!

JJJ pls stop being right

This issue wasn't bad.

Not great, but not bad.

>>85907549
This is stupìd

>>85907820
Shadup Jameson!

>>85907637
Bombshell is too hot for this comic

>>85907736
Nah, she is more how his big sister

>>85907699
On this page we are explaining the creative process of Marvel comics, they take other people's ideas and deformed so that make them seem like own original

>>85908058
Me too, I'm so sick of all this anti-straight white male propoganda that the leftists are forcing into my comics. It's bullshit and it has to be stopped.

>>85907718
Remember when Luke saiud he was gonna sit this fight out because he was sick of fighting against his own Friends and because the last one didn't end well?

Neither does Bendis

>>85907623

Man, every girl in this comic looks adorable.

>>85908739
>Lana's parents
It was Ultimate Kate Bishop's parents, IIRC
Lana's mom was just a petty thief

>>85910687
Things change

>>85907558
>nnaagh
>not NAAARGH

>>85907568
>Jessica Jones appears in a Bendis book

>>85907579
>What happened?
>I'm still processing
>I'll process it with you. What happened?


Bendis-speak at its finest

>>85909725
I think>>85909192 is talking about Luke
Cage and Jessica Jones. Cage is his husbando and Jessica is basically his character

>>85908988
>>85908618
>>85908058
>>85907980
Guys I think she means the "Corperate" rich white dude. Not white people in general. Calm down. Most of America hated Wallstreet before the sjw era.

>>85907699
>>85907711
This writing is so shit it actually baffled me for a second.

>>85909740
How does Jessica not count, her powers come from an irradiated spider blood serum?

Decent issue. Spider-Man really put me off initially in the first two issues with back to back OHKO venomblasts but more family oriented stuff like the deal with his mom is a bit more endearing.

If you like Bendis' Spider-Man, give him a check
http://poal.me/ybe8y3

>>85907679
Best girl dropping the truth.

>>85907549

What the fuck.

>>85908202
Uh...was a silencer too expensive?

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>>85912055
>Both Bendis books for Tony
>0 votes

I haven't read Bendis' Iron Man but they CAN'T be this bad can they?

>>85907670
>Homer
he really does lurk here

>>85908687
There's also the Squadron Supreme

>>85907670
This is the bendiest page I've ever seen out of Bendis

>>85907973
Well this is the comic where Miles is supposed to be fleshed out as a character. This doesn't get released as frequently as other comics however and the pace can be typically slow most times (one issue may cover just a day).

>>85910007
Nah Lana is going to be his mj

>>85911955
>hurrr white people aren't allowed to be successful or else they're EVIL
Wow, this place really is /co/mblr.

>>85912654

wall street people are monsters

>>85912427
First arc of invincible is pretty good, and International has good art.

But generally, no, neither are worth reading.

>>85912696

yeah if it wasn't for deadato i might still be reading iron man

>>85912690
>this is what SJWs actually believe
kek, good luck surviving in a post-Trump world.

>>85907670
They've been thinking they're going to war for a long time now. Is this a civil war a cold war?

>>85911955
I was mainly poking fun at the fact that Lana felt the need to say it three fucking times. I was kind of hoping Miles would say something about it, like when he asked Tony if he kept using the word "profiling" because Miles is black.

>>85912732

how is it hurting me to operate like these people are monsters? wouldn't being constantly on edge help?

>>85910687
>Expecting Bendis to read other people's books

C'mon, Anon...

>>85907538
>>85907549
HULK WANTS PANTS! A DECENT PAIR OF PANTS!

>>85912828
It may not be hurting you, but it's hurting society by propagating this "1%" meme that's secretly just leftist-created anti-straight white male propoganda in an attempt to convince white men that being succesful is wrong in hopes of the minorities and women taking all of the jobs that are rightfully theres.

I have a question about the ulyses guy. I have not read all civil war comic, so I this may have been anwsered. Are the marvel army dudes sure that the vision about hulk killing loads of people was about the banner hulk, and not about the cho hulk?

>>85913023
They never mentioned the possibility that it wasn't Banner Hulk. I do think that Banner Hulk is supposed to be visually distinct from Cho Hulk in-universe.

Daily reminder that SJW hate men with small penises and short starure and small penises.

>>85912046
>No webs
>no connection to spider-man aside from the name
>can fly
>shoots energy blasts
She's just an honorary member of the spider family imo

>>85907718
I don't know about you guys but I suddenly want Miles to have a spare costume that's got purple webbing lines on it. That looks nice.

>>85913023
Banner Hulk looks different from Cho Hulk. It can be hard to tell for us, because artists are bad at differentiating faces a lot of the time, but in universe the two are distinguishable and Ulysses projected the vision into a bunch of people's minds so they presumably were able to tell that itw as Banner, not Cho.

>>85913461
I agree. I've always thought Black+Purple looks better than Black+Red. I imagine Miles wouldn't want to go with that color scheme since it'd make him look like his uncle.

If he ever does an arc where he goes evil or has to do some morally ambiguous shit, hopefully he goes with the purple/black color scheme.

>>85907690
>HE'S FUCKING A WHITE MALE

>>85912918
>expecting bendis to read his own comic books
you're in for a not so big surprise

>>85907670
Did these two retards just take down fucking Annihilus inside a single panel?

>>85912819
Oh yeah. That was really forced.

>>85912999
The problem isn't "white men are successful." It's rich asshole screwing over the majority. It just happens that most of those rich asshole are white.

>>85912999
What about that dude that made AIDS medication, like, ten times more expensive?

>>85907558
Is the guy playing a PSP equivolent with a microphone/headset?

>>85914459
It's nighttime he's just being considerate.

>>85907718
>another issue of nothing but two people having a redundant conversation only barely related to the tie in event

Fucking Christ aside from Vision and maybe New Avengers this is all Marvel's been churning out for months

>>85914397
Literally a nu-male cuck. Not only does he not count as a "white man," but if anything, he just proves why women, minorities, and nu-male race traitors can't be trust in positions of power.

You would know this if you didn't allow Marvel's leftist brainwashing to corrupt your mind.

>>85913461
That would be cool

>>85907718

>Luke and Jessica superhero landing in front of people before confronting them

Holy shit that's pretty great. I don't read a whole lot of marvel, but are there any other decent comics where they go around and do shit like that?

>>85907533
>it's a "miles' mask gets torn up so we can see his face" issue
I feel like this is CONSTANTLY happening to Miles

>>85915185
No
>>85915192
>Morales Luck
>everytime his costume gets torn and he's caught on video that qt makes another video about how jawsome it is to have a hero of color

>>85915192
It even happened in his Gwenpool appearance.

>>85913296
What? Why? What did I ever do to them?

>>85907575
No, THIS is
>>85907670

>>85908322
>>85914288
I wonder if they just randomly pick WAY out of his league villains.

>>85907820
Minus the JJJ vibe coming from you, I totally agree with what you said. Too often, heroes cause property damage they could easily avoid.

>>85907690

Rush Hour 2 taught me this about rich white dudes as well. Always follow the rich white dude because he's behind everything.

Thank you based Tucker, you were ahead of your time.

>>85907718

UH OH

>>85909332
If Miles is so good, why hasn't he venom blasted cancer yet?

>>85916070
>But I don't WANT to venom blast cancer, I want to write fanfiction about Kamala!

>>85912553

I hope so. Never saw it until this issue, but she's cute.

>>85916070
That would be suicide, and Disney doesn't promote it, Anon!

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>>85916122

>>85908748
Bendis can't think of a better way to make his husbando look cool.

>>85907538
So Peter is bald now?

>>85908748
>>85916721
He didn't save the day here though, and I can't really think of any time he saves the day while everyone else has been beaten besides the time with Blackheart.

>>85907679
Bendis speaks like a retard.

>>85907690
>a rich white dude
Okay that's it, I'm fucking done. I'd rather Marvel went back to their Marville/OMD/Sins Past/Trouble days because I'm not reading, let alone buying, another fucking issue until they're done aggressively pushing their fucking PoC agenda.

>>85917209
You are way too easily triggered.

>>85907670

Bendis's retaliation for Miles not being the one to beat Annihilus back in All-New, All-Different Avengers.

>>85917209
>Being this triggered

>>85907980
>>85908058
>>85908618
>>85914073
>>85917209
>/co/ now daily pointing out the race of any major role dark skinned character (usually black)
>constantly screaming about SJW boogymen or diversity quotas put in by "the man" (Bendis, Waid, etc.) as reason for said character's existence
>gets assblasted when someone's called white
>goes SJW on it
Irony on that smogged covered mountain top any good, /co/?

>>85907637
Bombshell, finally the fuck YES!

>>85907656
They finally acknowledged it!

>>85907670
Two notes:
- I love how they're showing Bombshell being more versatile in how she fights. Please make that explosion punch a thing!
- Miles has been hanging around Kamala too much; carrying about a minivan, really?

>>85918404
This is what a cuck looks like

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>>85907690
It's like Bendis doesn't know he's a rich white dude.

>>85918651
No, see, he has a black wife and a biracial child so he totally knows what he's talking about.

>>85918651
He's Jewish

>>85918662
His wife is Jewish he just adopted black kids

>>85907690
>>85907736
>>85912553
Kamala, Gwen, eat your heart out. Bombshell is end game.

>>85918662
>he has a black wife
No, he doesn't. He has a white wife and two adopted black children, along with a natural daughter.

>>85909954
>>85910007
How old is she anyway? Was she ultimate Peter's age or younger?

>>85918751
She was younger than Pete

>>85907718
Didn't Miles's spider sense go off from Kamala just looking at him from a distance. How did they sneak up on him?

>>85919068
I don't think Spider Sense as made any sense for a long time.

>>85919068
spider-sense feels kinda like a directional headache, it's pretty easy to be too distracted to realize your spider-sense is going off it its not a mortal danger

>>85907592
maybe his dick is one part that doesn't grow?

>>85908058
The issue was that it felt tacked on out of nowhere just for the sake of making an issue out of something

For ages the main reason that people has a beef with Tony is that he has a tendency to fuck things up, not because he's a "rich white dude"

>>85918651
>Bendis has more money than all of /co/ combined

>>85907549
>Reads last panel

Yeah, he's dead.

>>85919505
I agree that it felt out of place. Isn't Bombshell white herself or something?

In fairness though Tony does come off as the rich white dude. Not that it's a bad thing.

>>85907579

What the fuck is this dialogue?

>>85907538
>Ultimate Cloak and Dagger
God why can't they be here?

>>85907592

The idea of being having the shit beaten out of me and then raped by the Hulk is plenty scary for me.

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>>85907637
>Bombshell comes back
>it's not drawn by Pichelli ONCE AGAIN
why does bendis hate me so much?
On the other hand she still looks hot as fuck but seriously what the fuck. First Marquez and now this.

>>85908202
Post the watermelon edit

>>85919958
Bombshell better come back. If her appearance here was just to promote her for that team comic I'm gonna get mad.

>>85908713
He did? I must have missed that. I guess him banging Rachel was the last straw.

>>85919787
It's the being rich white and a dude that makes him bad.
She's a poor white woman, they're a better breed than rich white dudes.
>>85919851
Because they don't exist anymore.
That being said what's the deal with Uncle Snoop Dogg now? Was he just changed to a random super thief now that they're in a universe where Prowler is a different guy and a good guy now?

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>>85919958

>>85919068
His spider-sense is weaker and it going off doesn't matter if you ignore it (Rushing into battle instead of running away like you're told can count as ignoring it ) which is the only reason spidey ever gets hit in the first place.

>>85920108
Prowler was originally a villain. It's entirely possible that Uncle Snoop just took Prowler as a legacy title in this universe during the period where Prowler fucked off to limbo.

>>85920125
Who's the fat bitch?

>>85920267
Grandma Morales.
She's a massive cunt.

>>85907718
I liked this, even the parts that trigger 4chan.
Best, or perhaps only good book Bendis is writing right now.

>>85920053
Team comic?

To be fair to this issue of drawn out pointlessness, I DID actually feel like there was some character development with Miles' conflict.

>>85920267
Gloria Morales

>>85907690

>Tony Stark's a FUCKING WHITE MALE.

What did Bendis mean by this?

>>85907587
I've been thinking about this recently, but how old is jessica and Luke's baby anyway?

>>85921808
About seven years younger than Franklin Richards.

>>85921438
Huh, really makes you think.

>>85921852
Nah, Franklin was ~10 when she was born.

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>>85920218

>It's entirely possible that Uncle Snoop just took Prowler as a legacy title in this universe during the period where Prowler fucked off to limbo.

Probably.

Hobie's already had his identity stolen twice.

>>85907587
"your son is black"
"AI DIOS MIO NOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

>this was a good issue

>>85907973
miles always had a personality, he's a very meek sort of guy so when he takes a stand it's a pretty big deal.

Problem is that he's got like.... five years worth of content, and four of those years of content was crossover events in the ultimate universe. Combine with Bendis's decompression and boom, nothing every fuckign happens

>>85907973
His personality remains the same, he just wants people to be proud of him and for them to be able to count on him. He blamed himself for Peter's death because he was at odds with the idea of becoming something that his father hated, and that's pretty much the cusp of his personality. A people pleaser that can't decide whether he wants to do what he feels is right or what would make the people around him happy. This issue that person was Tony Stark.

>>85922854
>Implying it wasn't

>>85907679
>Fuck Civil War. Stay home.
I'm glad SOMEONE said it.

Has no one storytimed ASM yet? I didn't see it in the catalog or archive

>>85920267
Miles's cunt of a grandmother that paid someone (aka Jessica Jones) to spy on her own grandson because that is how much of a cunt she is.

>>85907690

Wew I bet this panel triggered so many white boiz

>>85925105
All those (You)s are all rich white guys that are tired of the world trampling all over them.

>>85924656
>>85918197