Post intentionally lame superheroes

>>85905172
Your mom
Your dad

Aquaman

Cyclops.

Lobo

>>85905172
>Awkwardman's animal sidekick is Wow Doge

>>85905172
dumbun is my waifu

>>85905307
This is now a Vandal Savage thread. Post Savage

>>85905172
I want to capture Dumb Bunny and put her through a maze full of humiliating booby traps!

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>>85906009
Best team ever, assembled by glory that is Vandal Savage, long may be his reign.

>>85906036
and it's an Arab trying to bring justice, which makes the thing even more absurd

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>>85905949
under rated

>>85906022
That is an uncomfortably specific fetish.

>>85906012
I'd never thought I'd be cheering for a weird space horse.

>>85905172
>Dumb Bunny
now what shit wouldn't fly today unfortunately.

>>85906817
>>85906006
>>85906022
>you will never read a dumb bunny mini where she is late for work and accidentally stumbles into an Alice In Wonderland-themed dungeon of supervillain humiliation traps
>which is all being broadcast live by the supervillain throughout

>>85905172
All of the Watchmen (and the minutemen) except Manhattan

>>85906926
Mad Hatter meets Control Freak?

>>85907116
Sure. At the end she just gets left in there until the Carpenter comes along to do some routine repairs, and hauls her ass out. Then helps her clean out her desk at her old job.

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>>85905949

>>85906031
Why's Captain Atom wearing pants?

>>85906012
I've read most of his appearances, why is he lame?

>>85907199
Not all blue super powerful DC beings are like Dr Manhattan.
Some of them don't like their penis flopping around in public.

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One can change the wavelength of light. He could thus turn light into gamma waves, become a master energy manipulator, etc.

One understands the language of the universe. As he speaks, reality listens.

One can climb anything... ANYTHING

Who could beat them /co/?

>>85905172
What would the Bizarro Inferior Five be like?

>Biz-Blimp: Travels along the ground without his feet moving.
>Biz-White Feather: Can hit anything he isn't aiming at.
>Biz-Awkwardman: Can perform any action perfectly after seeing it done once.
>Biz-Merryman: Depressive that you could hollow out to make a houseboat.
>Biz-Dumb Bun: Has ascended to higher plane of psychic existence.

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>>85905172
I'm honestly supersized no one has posted this yet.

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>>85905172

>>85908758
But isn't Atom as smooth as a Ken Doll?

>>85909204
Nah. He plows babes left and right.

>>85908563
He's not

>>85906817
You're absolutely right cuz They already changed her name to tough bunny.

>>85910741
That's tough. And dumb.

>>85909171

I liked how bouncing boy took the lead after shit hot the fan in the legion cartoon