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Jasper and Greg Edition
Last Thread : >>85865505
>Mindful Education:
Stream: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4qalyh
Download: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x04.mp4
>NEXT EPISODE (airs Thursday):
Future Boy Zoltron (September 1st, 2016)
Preview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erZmoyFeQXI [Embed]
Gem Harvest (September 8th, 2016)
Tiger Philanthropist (September 15th, 2016)
Last One Out of Beach City (September 22th, 2016)
EPISODES:
>Episode downloads
720p (plus comics and soundtracks): https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p (fixed): https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
HERE BE SPOILERS:
(Don't be a clod, mark and hide your spoilers accordingly!)
>2 minute clips and screenshots from CN's server
http://kametsu.com/topic/54797-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
OFFICIAL SITES:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
MISCELLANEOUS:
>SDCC SU Panel
https://mega.nz/#!YYhkEaZZ!-mydwVkQAbQyx0CsH7yp34pG6MquXMPkNbkFbPuXzlU
>SDCC Zuke's SU Zine
https://mega.nz/#!eJ9EnSwT!8OUGwk3JOpCcrG7umF4xw3g9MKq4kp873LQvo3lxDQ8
>Show Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
>Attack the Light (mobile game) Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Archived threads
http://desuarchive.org/co/search/subject/sug/
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SMOKY QUARTZ'S THICK VELVETY COCK
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poel
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>>85869541
Buenas noches, hilo general de Steven Universe. ¿Como estan todos?
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Diamond ass
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>>85869556
>>85869561
I BEAT POEL
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>>85869586
I praise thy diamond for gracing us with superiority.
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nth for Hydrocephallic Onion
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>mfw lapis and pearl are for homosexuals are pedos in denial
>>85869610
we've all beaten poel
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Oh now this is a general I can get behind
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I just got a brand new keyboard and mouse and I'm so happy, it feels so fresh and I am content
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bully the zuke
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SEXY
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I've been listening to Here Comes a Thought on repeat and it's such a nice song. Already has abut 1.5 million views
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHg50mdODFM
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>>85869685
The Zuke does not deserve to be bullied, give her hugs instead.
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>>85869541
I now want to see Jasper helping out at the car wash.
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>>85869683
why would that make you feel content?
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>>85869685
holy shit it's smoky quartz
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おはよう!
パールが大好きだよ
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>>85869703
it's been stuck in my head since i saw the episode
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>>85869713
I want to see Jasper helping out at the car wash in a wet t-shirt.
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I so rarely get to pull out the /jeg/ folder
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>>85869685
I can do it in image form
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>>85869714
Because no more double-clicking and dirty keys. My old set was 6 years old and it was time for it to go.
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>>85869685
>>85869712
Guys...I think I found Smokey
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>>85869586
That certainly makes me diamond
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Pearl is my Waifu!
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Paul McCartney musical guest actor when?
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>>85869541
dope
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any requests?
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Connie's mom has got it goin' on
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>>85869779
This as Lapis
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>>85869779
Sapphire's gem hand/arm pointing towards the sky while she has a confident look on her face.
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>>85869779
a gem of your choice with headphones enjoying music
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>>85869767
thatstoryboarder'sselfinsertengagedtopearl.jpg
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jasper and greg are actually a cute couple
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>>85869787
>chunky
>indian
>auntie
this hits one of my biggest fetishes, and i hate SU.
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>>85869779
Can you draw Malachite dressed as the giant hand from FLCL while it was still wearing it's cloak? You can take off the mask to make it more identifiable as Malachite.
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>>85869641
>implying all characterfags want to fuck their characters
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>>85869802
Whos your favorite gem anon?
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>>85869779
Connie's mom beckoning Steven like this
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>>85869722
四百二十
燃やせ、このおかま野郎
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>>85869818
Sardonyx
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>>85869818
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>Gems! I demand to know who is responsible for the death of Rose Quartz!
>Well it's not really that simple, but I guess you could say it was...
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The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.
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>>85869722
>Pearls shoulder's disintegrate when she's agitated
ew that's disgusting
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>>85869742
>the gaybarn
that is perfect and I'm calling it that from now on
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>>85869748
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>>85869843
Oh. Sorry it only worked if you said Jasper
>>85869847
Decent taste anon
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I want to do incredibly lewd things to Pearl.
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>>85869854
>"Jasper Gets Knocked Up"
>It's Always Sunny in Beach City
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>>85869878
I don't know why I didn't think of it before really
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>>85869703
>Sort all the videos by popularity
>its all TTGo shit
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below is pearl. don't listen to their LIES.
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>>85869847
Yellow Pearl wishes she could be cute
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>>85869915
Stop being such a bitch Pearl
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>>85869915
Sounds like someone's jealous, bird bitch!
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so lapisfags think they own songposting?
i can post songs for the waifu as well
behold
IIII LOOOOOVE YOUUUUU JESUUUUUS CHRIIIII IIIIIIIST
JEEEESUS CHRIST I LOOOOOVE YOU YEEEES I DOOOOO
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>>85869913
>>85869915
jealous much?
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>>85869818
OR here, thats a tough one, trie tie between blooper, Lapis or Opal
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>>85869913
>>85869915
This is actually hilarious
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>>85869889
pls, be more specific anon!
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>>85869931
>>85869935
>>85869938
>>85869955
FUCK PEARL
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>>85869936
WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG YOU WERE THE KING OF CARROT FLOWERS
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>>85869951
I'm sorry I clearly posed the question too early
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>>85869928
Not really a fan of the style. Maybe it's the loose clothing. Besides Lapis, gems normally seem to have such tight fit clothes.
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>>85869685
goddamn, I'm a fat fucking dyke and even I wouldn't fuck Zuke
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>>85869787
Source?
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>>85869928
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0
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>>85869779
Jasper as Superman doing this (Panel 4) with a gem of your choice.
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>>85869973
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>>85869975
na im just too late, honestly didnt expect a reply, oh welp
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>>85869983
I identify as a genderfluid transgeological demifurry bi-autistic shitpostkin will you be my womynfriend in an open quatramorous nonpatriarchal relationship
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>>85869970
Gladly.
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>>85869983
She is adorable, she has the best smile to ever exist, and she is very nice. Please don't bully her.
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>>85869991
this but she's not being motivational and pushes them off a cliff at the end
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>>85869961
Yes go on...
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>>85870015
0/10 trying way too hard
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>>85869685
literally smokey
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>>85870014
Well the whole thing was if he answered Jasper I was gonna be like "OH LOOK I GOT THIS PICTURE OF JASPER WITH HEADPHONES" and then he was all "sardonyx" and I legit think this is the only sard pic in my folder
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>>85869975
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>>85870032
CHEERS, LUV
THIS LAND WHALE IS ABOUT TO EAT ME
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/FREAKS/ COME OUT AT NIGHT
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>>85870032
Why couldn't Steven Universe take place in the Overwatch Universe? Imagine the Gems meeting
Tracer...
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>>85870055
Enough Lapis just come be happy andFUSE WITH ME
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>>85870051
i try too hard at everything if you catch my drift babe
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>>85870075
delet this
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>>85870080
JASPER!
WE CAN FUSE RIGHT AFTER YOU LISTEN TO MY RWANDAN WATER FLUTING!
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>>85869769
there's something about his design that reminds me of the wrestlers from Tiger Millionaire. Probably something to do with it being a Raven and Paul episode (similar to how the cop seen near the start of beach city drift has a very zuke-esque design)
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>>85870054
>tfw dont have a single cockroach in my entire folder
Its not that I dont like Sardonyx, I just dont save pics
ps. thanks for the jasper head phones
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>>85870079
Fucking crossover cancer. Fuck off.
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>>85870094
Get out waterwitch
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>>85870091
how tiring that must be
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POST DIAMONDS
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>>85870131
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>>85870131
Need more BD
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>>85869928
garnet actually had a yellow headscarf in pre-pilot designs
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>>85870125
Don't sperg out, anon.
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someone say crossover?
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>>85870124
I mainly save Jasper but some other stuff is too good to turn away. Glad someone else enjoyed it though
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What do you think is the ultimate prize from Pearl purse?
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What would the gems feel like? Would Amethyst be soft and jiggly, or Lapis salty and clammy?or cold marble stone for every gem?
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Lappy makes me happy
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>>85870157
This is the only crossover I would ever care about. Give me Jasper Souls.
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>>85870070
But can you save me,
Why don't you save me
If you could save me,
From the ranks of the /freaks/
Who suspect, they could never love anyone
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>Don't think you've won! You only beat me because you're a fusion!
Can we just acknowledge how fucking powerful Lapis is? She was fused with JUST Lapis and dominated Alexandrite. She would have won if not for Watermelon Steven
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>tfw tatted up skinhead and will never be able to cosplay as Lapis in qt grill clothes.
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>>85870168
their bodies are made of light. they're soft and warm.
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>>85870171
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>>85870167
Pearl Puss
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>>85870167Taking away her freedom.
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>>85870150
I gotcha numbah
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>>85870157
Pearl would be that guy who goes full dex build and uses the flashiest weapon. It won't matter how effective it is, she'd find a way to be good with it.
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>>85870167
Quenching her eternal thirst with fusion
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Malachite is a fucking murderer
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>>85870173
>Jasper is a beef, max strength mage
>Peridot a pyromancer
>Lapis goes full glass cannon build
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>>85869818
poil
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>>85869983
Not even if you shared ships?
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>>85870192
>Connie was BD's agent sent to undermine him but fell in love with him instead
I do love that cliche
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>>85870168
Cold and Moist
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KEEP THE /hOpal/ ALIVEpermafusion when
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>>85870212
>not sacrificing yourself to your beloved sea goddess
Pleb shit detected, swerve
>>85870219
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mage
Get the fuck out she would be full str unarmed
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>>85870209
pearl would 100% one of those 60 DEX gotthard's twinblades + carthus resin shitters
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Which would you prefer?
>Steven Universe becomes a 22 minute cartoon released at the same rate
>Lapis, Peridot, and redeemed Jasper get an 11 minute episode spin-off show
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>>85870212
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>>85870209
this is 100% true, and also always bows and gets back stabbed
the only time im ever flashy on souls games is when im role playing my transistor build
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>>85870257
first option no doubt
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I want to hug Jasper and make her feel better.
Before this, it was Lapis. Before that, it was Pearl.
This show is just going to be one big progression of people that really need a hug. Right now, though, it's an eight foot tall muscle woman, so I'm okay with that.
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>>85870257
Spin-off
Not even up for debate
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>>85870234
Never, unfortunatelyoh god sugar why
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>>85870238
>beloved sea goddess
More like sea monster
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>>85870129
my doctor said it's good exercise
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TERRIFYING RENEGADE PEARL
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>>85870178
Lapis must be bordering Diamond-tier to have Jasper be so subservient. A miniature, less focused, unskilled one but somewhere up there nonetheless
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>>85870288
Say that to her face and not online and see what happens fucker
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I want to ___ Jasper
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>>85870257
22 min
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>>85870257
Homeworld Gems spinoff
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sooooooooooawestruckvoxsaid tiger philanthropist/last one out of beach city will air back to back
is this true?
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>>85870300coughslutcough
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>>85870167
TWO pencils
>>85870168
Soft for impact absorbtion, cold because they're inorganic and don't need to expend additional energy to produce heat
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>>85870288
>beloved sea goddess
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>>85870257
>wanting a spin-off about a meme character, a boring doll and a dog fucker
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>>85870313hold hands with
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>>85870313
be fucked by
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>>85870313
cure and redeem
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>>85869802
different drawfriend and just felt like drawing peri.
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>>85870270
Normally I go for fairly normal weapons, but I loved the hell out of the farron greatsword in DS3. So much fun to use and so many people have no idea how to avoid it.
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>>85870313
eat chicken tendies with
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>>85870313
fight
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>>85870312
I can't see her too torn up about being called a monster. And she doesn't even go online.
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>>85870131
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>>85870313
corrupt
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>>85870234
Hopal for Opal
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>>85870257
>>85870281
>>85870285
>>85870317
>>85870318
>>85870329
http://www.strawpoll.me/11112345
Let's put it to a vote.
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>>85870318
Post HW gems
Bonus points for momswap
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>>85869787
Oh Connie can't you see, you're just not the girl for me
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>>85870257
I don't want either of those things
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>>85870340
>farron memesword
>not glorious lothric k***ht greatsword
l m a o
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>>85869811
Is that right?
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>>85870313
be beaten up by
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>>85870234
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>>85870329
>Wanting to be stuck with a sensitive talking garbage can, ptsd stick and a walking brick
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Reminder that Homeworld fags are objectively the most cancerous part of the fandom
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>>85870367
>steven becomes a side character
>lapis is the lead
Imagine.
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>>85870327
>being sacrificed to Malachite
This is hot. Why is this hot?
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>>85870212
malachite is a fucking cute
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>>85870377
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>>85870399
You take that back right now.
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>>85870404
How boring
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>>85870367
>http://www.strawpoll.me/11112345
Option 1 is so superior it isn't even funny.
It would require a bigger push from the Crewniverse, and it'd certainly push the risk of burnout a la Gravity Falls, but Bismuth proves that a 20 minute structure does wonders for the strength and coherency of the average episode.
Plus, it'd help mix townie shit with gem shit and lore shit, which would solve everyone's problems.
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>>85870338
OR here, looks really well!
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>>85870412
Because she is sex incarnate, Lapis without the emotional issues, Jasper with depth. Everything you could want
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>>85870423
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>>85870418
Malaqt
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>>85870404
>Wanting there to be a lead
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>>85870412
You're losing yourself to be with two women forever. Thus is the appeal of Malachite.
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>>85870428
>>85870462
wew
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>>85869906
The Gaybarn
Gay baby jail
Thursgay
is there any word that gay can't make better?
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>>85870446
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>>85870404
No thanks.
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>>85870446
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>>85870377
I'd rather natural redemption and dynamic/antics over the course of the show rather than designated spin-off
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>>85870480
Reality.
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>>85870383
>you will never be beaten up by Jasper
I'm not even a /freak/ , /co/
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>>85870487
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>>85869928
pointless, stupid and gross
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Post Murdercock
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>>85870418
*murderer
Baby Watermelons are raised from birth to recognize that they must one day accept their fate as a sacrifice to a monster.
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>>85870504
pls
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>>85870504
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>>85870487
I don't get the Rose blah blah blah part. Does Peri talk about Rose a lot?
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>>85870257
>>85870367
22 minutes, obviously.
Steven Universe is the priority, homeworld gems can have one exclusive episode.
It'll be like the Ember Island Players of SU.
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I want Jaspdemption so bad.
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>>85870519
>>85870518
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>>85870327
this is gorgeous
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>>85870533
she's pretending to be Pearl
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>>85870387
>>85870364
>>85870287
alone, our hOpal may be insignificant. but together we are strong
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>>85869878
GIRL
I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAYBARN
I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAYBARN
I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A
GAYBARN
GAYBARN
GAYBARN!!!
LET'S START A WAR!!!
START A MUSICAL WAR!!!
AT THE GAYBARN
GAYBARN
GAYBARN!!!
WAAAOOHH~
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>>85870497
>those dancing nerds
too fucking cute
>>85870519
thats a mighty fine looking jasper
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>>85870542
It's coming fast
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>>85870404
BORING
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Do you think Steven was disturbed by the fact that the people he created began using ritual sacrifice?
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>>85870404
>making a non-character a lead
sounds suuuuper fun
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>>85870542Same
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>>85870503
it's okay to admit it
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>>85870547
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>>85870569
Maybe at first, but I think he would have forgiven them
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>>85870584
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>>85870560
I get it!
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>>85870503
You sound like a /freak/ to me.
You might be in denial.
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Requesting Peridot ordering a McChicken to go nervously at mcdonalds
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Jasper for cool aunt
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>>85870313
Heal and hug
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>>85870576
>spin-off dedicated to the homeworld gems
>still a non-character
Shame!
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>>85870542
I hope she stays a bit of an ass, angry, and brutal.
But yeah, hopefully soon.
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>>85870610
>nervously
Why? What is she going to do with it?
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>>85870560
YOU
I WANNA SPEND ALL YOUR MEEP MORP
GIVE ME ALL YOUR MEEP MORP
AT THE GAY BARN
GAY BARN
GAY BARN!!!
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>>85870599
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>>85869928
Pearl actually looks boss
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>>85869779
The gems fight pepsiman.pepsiman wins.
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>>85870515
baby melons have always been prone to sacraficing themselves anon. a vengeful sea goddess is right up their alley
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>>85870630
She's just autistic and sucks in social settings
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>>85870611
yes she does
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theoretical question:
(Uncorrupted) Jasper VS. Opal: who wins and why?
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>>85870563
I haven't seen a star-Jasper that's "just right"
I've seen a few perfect Peris though. Helps that we know her the best
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Hello /sug/.
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>>85870581
>>85870609
I didn't have too much of an interest in her until the last minute of Gem Hunt. The way she beat up that Ocean Jasper...wew.
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>>85870632
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>>85870650
Opal because Jasper can't beat fusions
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Is Steven Sugar even a real person? I've never actually seen him, Is he just a figment of Rebecca Sugar's imagination?
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>>85870650
Opal
>FUSION, IT'S ALWAYS FUSION
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>>85870655
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>>85870650
In theory: Opal because size, range advantage, extra arms, and mobility.
In practice: Jasper because Opal forgot why she fused and started flirting instead
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>>85870632
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>>85870650
Opal
She's evasive enough to dodge her attacks and has a ranged weapon. Jasper'd be toast
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>>85870650
Opal by far. Jasper got beat by literally two kids in a trenchcoat and some self deprecating fat fuck, no way does she stand a chance against any strong fusion.
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>>85870611
I always like the idea that the HW gems would be slightly bad influences and always break rules with steven
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>>85870212
She just wants to be loved. If they didn't try to fight back after she broke free, she could have left them alive (minus the regular sacrifices) to worship her.
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>>85870418
Yep
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>>85870655
Post Perfect Peridots
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>>85870212
Yep.
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How receptive are you /freaks/ towards the inevitable post-redemption "Jasper is actually a big softie who likes kitties or Twilight or some shit" jokes?
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>>85870669
No, he is fake and he never existed.
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>>85869572
bien jodido
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>>85870288
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>>85870542
It's the one thing I was ever really hoping for
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>>85870710
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>>85870715
>>85870714
>>85870212
Malachite is cute
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>>85870744
You mean demolish her character on top of being (guaranteed) sidelined like Lapis and Peri?
Not very receptive.
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>>85870744
Oh she likes kitties alright
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Would you eat this cake or would you play with it?
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She LOVES kitties
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>>85870779
This artist needs to draw Lapis already
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>>85869771
Ah I hope for Cheto step mom.
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Look all the Malachite in this thread. I'm proud of you /sug/we a mala thread now
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I'm sad that we'll never see malachite again
Then again, Jasper got what she deserves and lapis got turned into sideshow bob
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>>85870785
If you don't eat it, it'll just rot.
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>>85870785
Eat it. Playing with it would be messy and I don't like making a mess with my food. Never have. Never will. Food is for eating.
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Greg would look better without facial hair
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>>85870785
I don't like chocolate so no.
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>>85870803
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>>85870783
>>
LOVES
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>>85870785
Why does Rebecca look so distressed in the background?
>shit i think i doubled the recipe
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>>85870783
I wonder if Steven can cure late stage ebola
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>>85870812
Superior Fusion
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Centipeetle?
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>>85870744
Not gonna happen, or at least it better not.
Not every redemption needs Peri results.
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>>85870805
They declare their hatred for Lapis is on Twitter all the time
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>>85870569
they had to appease Malachite somehow. Or they think they did. I guess the Jasper side of Malachite was being appeased by killing? Huh.
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>>85870785
I'd eat Bismuth.
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>>85870744
God please no, don't let her become an unfunny meme like Lapis and Peri. Can we just have the Jasper we know, hurting on the inside, but strong enough to still and try to achieve her goals. Just let her be the testosterone filled beast we know and love.
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>>85870803
Need more dick squad shirts
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>>85870846
You've earned this
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What Power do the diamonds have? Do they have Cosmic Manipulation and Stellar Manipulation?
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>>85870785
Both. Artistic food is to be eaten artistically.
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>>85870813
Kek
I have hope for the future, if we get more seasons anyway. It would feel too soon otherwise most likely. Or at least a full HW trio fusion
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>>85870783
>Jasper is the SU equivalent to Saxton Hale
SUCROSE, MAKE THIS HAPPEN
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>>85870663
It was very appealing. The crew knows what they're doing.
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>>85870831
Distress and depression is her natural state.
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>>85870812
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Grasper is canon
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>>85870630
http://www.snopes.com/2016/08/29/mcchicken-shock-viral-video/
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>>85870785
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>>85870821
That's not how it works.
Greg's beard isn't very deep. It just thoroughly covers his rather prominent chin.
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>>85870821
Now he looks like a penis with a hair curtain.
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>>85870855
REALLY? I suspected that!
Hardcore Jasperfags on tumblr tend to abhor Lapis
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>>85870869
Thanksnow the crew just needs to bring her back
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>>85870846
Malachite and Opal are god tier fusions, desu
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>>85870891no bully
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>>85870766
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>>85870899
>garnet
>with any other gem
gake and fay
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>>85870569
he try don't think about it
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>>85870542
Probably going to have an episode where Steven tries to heal her and they fuse. Then they spend the whole episode showing off the Gem war from Jaspers perspective except steven is there acting like the angel on Jaspers shoulder.
Finishes with Jasper disobeying an order because of steven and then they unfuse with corruption healed and Jasper very conflicted.
Also leads into a Lapis episode where she's pissed at Steven for fusing with Jasper.
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>>85870322
that info is from toonzone i'm guessing, they tend not to cite their sources so who knows if it's right or not
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>>85870821
Why does that hotdog have a hotdog in its mouth?
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>>85869961
Stuff likeholdijg handsandmaking love to her in the missionary position with the lights out
>>
___ is for bully
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>>85870910
We love Lapis, you wouldn't understand, its complicated
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>>85870921
Grasper is Jasper and Greg
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>>85870920
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Reminder that Jasper has been foreverily corruptedized and loving it
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>>85870744
I don't like the idea of "ohoho look she's big and beefy and likes cute soft stuff now," but going along with the idea that she was born to fight and hasn't known anything but fighting, I'd like to see her trying out a bunch of different hobbies like cooking/baking or reading or drawing, something that lets her taste a life that isn't all about war.
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>>85870937
Oops. Well, continue shipping.
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>>85870940
Oh yeah, she sure looks like she loves everything being taken away
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>>85870611
thought it was a reference to this at first
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>>85870940
Her VA was recording a couple months ago lmao
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>>85870916
I can't wait to hear her reformed theme. Her current theme is one of my favorite themes in the show.
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>>85870940
WE
NEED
A Jasper version of this DeviantArt fetish meme.
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reminder that bug is for fug
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>>85870936
I feel the same way
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>>85870929
>probably
Learn the difference between rational speculation and headcanon.
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>>85870958
Would Calvin and Steven get along?
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>>85870929
>Jasper got HIV AIDS mange from a mentally disabled dog
>Jasper gave her HIVAIDSMANGE to a little boy
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drew Mala for you guys
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>>85870942
Sets the timer then waits intently for it to go off.
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>>85870938
remember when I first saw that episode i though he was gonna lick/kiss it
nope
spit shake
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>>85870969
I hope the bug never gets hugged
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>>85870969
Ok.
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>>85869586
source?
Also more lewd diamonds
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>>85870910
for me it's a defense mechanism. I don't actually hate Lapis, but if I ever post Jasper and Lapis together, I will get jumped on and I don't feel like dealing with it.I saw someone actually say "my abuser used to tell me they were my Jasper and I was their Lapis! how DARE you ship this!" the other day.
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>>85870966
Agreed, her reformation is going to be a thing of utter beauty because once it happens she is promptly going to erase someone/thing from existence
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>>85870999
Nice work, anon.
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>>85871002
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>>85870999
Tight, anon. I support her keeping the 4-eyes and instead lowering her limb-count to 4 upon stabilization.
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>>85871013
I will post it for you anon!
>>85870999
This is a cute!
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>>85870382
fuck yeah! I hate it too, I am just here for the porn.
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Post Greg
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>>85870997
Calvin is more on the 'evil' side of the spectrum. Not saying he's pure evil but pretty bad of a person.
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>>85870929
You do realize that Jasper still wants to kill him right? If they're going to talk, she would have to be held down by chains. Currently the major obstruction besides the whole corrupted bubble thing, is Jasper's deep hatred of Steven/Rose and the cg's as a whole. And given her character, I doubt they will go the whole "why did you save me" cliche.
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>>85871011
source is me http://dead-carl-artblog.tumblr.com/
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>>85871001
Would you lick it?
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for all my yeezy posters out there
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>>85871013
That person is a little bitch anon. Ignore them.
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>>85871013
This is a tumblr gang tactic to control the flow of content they don't like. It's disgusting
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>>85871001
Yet, he licked Eyeball's gem... huh...
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>>85870999
Looks great, Anon
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>>85870999
that's really, really cute anon.
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>>85871013The relationship between Jasper and Lapis actually reminded me a lot of what happened between my ex and I. It fucked me up, man. I feel like I can really relate to Lapis.
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>>85870999
Thank you reverse satan
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>>85871042
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>>85870751
Una lastima escuchar que se encuentra en tal situación, buen anónimo. ¿Podéis decir cual es el problema?
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>>85870938
Lewd but I approve
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Porn when
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>>85871061
Really makes you think,,,
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>>85871086
so you fucked up your ex then, you abuser
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>>85870910
I'm a hardcore freak but lapis is actually my second favorite character (though I think the lapis' new characterization has been kind of disappointing), but I think that particular artist hates lapisfags more than lapis herself
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>>85871050
no
id give it a little kiss
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reminder sugar confirmed there are only 4 diamonds total
But not if any are dead
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>>85871013
>jasper
>abuser
When will this meme end
>inb4 mutually aboosive
Mutually abusive relationships exist, but I seriously fail to see how Jasper is an abuser in anyway except for being a touchy when she wanted Lapis to fuse.
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>>85871127
I'd thump it
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>>85871003
I wanna fuck that bug.
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>>85871129
Pink just wanted a few millenia of fucking around in the desert, eating junk food, and watching movies
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I actually think the reason Rose chose to give up her physical form was for Pearl's sake. I don't know.. Just feels like Rose was always trying VERY hard to make Pearl less dependent on her.
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>>85871111
Do you even watch the show?
>>85871133
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=mutual+abuse+myth
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>>85871086
So you raped your ex for months and stockholmed him/her? And then when she came crawling back you uppercutted her into kingdom come?
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How are they going to wrap this show up in two seasons?
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here, something that can be hilariously exploitable.
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>>85871163
Pink Diamond is the cutest and most dateable Diamond!
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>>85870999
That is really pretty!
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>Peridot and Lapis, two gems from different eras, don't know what art is
>The Lunar Sea Spire, Pyramid Temple, and Moon Base have murals in them with the latter having some art pieces
>"Build another arena for important fighters to fight in, build another spire for important thinkers to think in"
So the closer you are to the surface the more privileges you get in the caste system, with the aristocrats living in the sky? I guess that explains why Bismuth and Rubies (and by extension Garnet) are able to safely swim in magma.
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>>85870513
Sauce?
It's important for...reasons
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>>85869807
Has anyone edited it be anon yet?
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>>85871133
>I fail to see how the character who has consistently been an asshole could ever be an abuser
Really nigga?
Really?
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>>85871193
Could've swore I picked this image
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>>85871170
>that link
>that stance
Not you again you fucking troll
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>>85871188
not anymore...
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>>85870942
>I guess she lives at the library now
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>>85871224
Are you headcanoning things Jasper did to Lapis off-screen?
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>>85871111
>>85871176She trapped me in an emotionally/sexually abusive relationship for months. She cut me off from almost all of my friends and spread awful lies about me behind my back. When I finally had a chance to get away from her, she begged and begged me to stay, and threatened to kill herself if I left her.Of course she never went through with it.
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>>85871251
DON'T FUCKING REMIND ME
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>>85871068
That is the cutest Malachite I've ever seen
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>>85871265
you are relating to the wrong character then
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>>85869541
Who else is hoping that Steven will fuse with Lars?
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>>85871265
That could have been avoided if you had a social media account.
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>>85871265
Stop projecting so hard on a cartoon, fag
And that ain't Lapis
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>>85871260
No you idiot. I'm saying Jasper is an asshole.
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>>85871086
Some people relate to Jasper with the 'wanting to crawl back to an abusive relationship because you've become dependent on the person who abused you and feel incomplete without them' and some people relate to Lapis with the 'being messed over and trying to move on from a shitty relationship but the person you left keeps trying to say anything to reel you back in'
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>>85871178
>the diamonds win, HW gems get crushed
>All the bubbled gems get turned into super weapons to kill earth, earth is blown up than harvested
>Pants to garnet about to take a left turn to lead the group, hums, adjusts shades and then decides to take a right turn instead
>Credits. "IF I COULD! BEGIN TO BE!"
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>>85871265
How dense are you that you actually think Jasper trapped Lapis?
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>>85871265
Bet she wasn't as pretty as Lapis
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>>85871265
So your ex is the worst of Lapis and Jasper then.
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>>85871299
>>85871312
You guys have no idea what you're even talking about.
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>>85871307
...why?
no, seriously, why?
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KNOW YOUR MEMES
HINT: YOU BEAT THEM UP
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>>85871187
way ahead of ya
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What's going on? I was playing a hack on a emulator.
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I wrote a full page in one sitting /sug/! I haven't done that in months!too bad I rewrote the beginning and didn't pass where I was before
>>85871257
I like to imagine she secretly reads trashy romance novels and loves them
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>>85870131
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>>85871351
Wouldn't it be great?
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I remember when Alone at Sea came out I thought it was too on the nose.
Apparently I was wrong.
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>>85870997
Calvin would have more mischievous ideas about how Steven should use his powers. Something selfish, but in the end would prove futile, or unattainable, teaching Calvin a lesson.
I could imagine Gem magic actually bringing Hobbes to life for real.
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>>85871370
SAVE US FROM THIS SUFFERING
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>>85869769
>yfw this nigga is the AZ of steven universe
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>>85871347
How did she cut you off from your friends in the first place? Did she just tell you to stop hanging out with them?
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>>85871397
who's AZ
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>>85869888
Excuse me, are you the anon who recommended me to listen to the oblivion soundtrack earlier?
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>>85871370
Amethyst is attempting sex.
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>>85871156
I'd teasingly trace my finger around where it meets her back until she can't take it anymore.
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>>85869903
>Greg Dodges Child Support
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>>85871391
Yeah, I'm surprised people think Jasper was the abuser too.
Lapis explicitly said that she did all sorts of horrible things to her.
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>>85871379
god damn
BD is always pretty in every art
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>>85871265
Your ex is a fusion of Jasper and Lapis and all the problems that were involved with their relationship kek
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>>85871397
He'd be a big guy.
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>>85871347
Anon sto. Just fucking stop. Don't do this here, it's not right place and you fucking know it.
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>>85871391
>I thought it was too on the nose.
Jasper thought so too.
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>>85871427
U U U U
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>>85871410
I'd put some cold ice on it until she begged me to stop.
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>>85871405
Tall ancient pokemon dude from X and Y.
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OG trio > HW trio
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>>85871426
Jasper never threatened self-harm and Jasper also never had any friends lel
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>>85871457
Why not both?
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>>85871424
>Lapis explicitly said that she did all sorts of horrible things to her.
Exactly.
>I was terrible to you. I liked taking everything out on you. I needed to.
There's really no room for interpretation. Lapis was the abuser.
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>>85871386
Are you realizing that you want to get the debatable best character of the series mashed up together with the objectively worst character in one single entity?
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>>85871410
I'd give it light hits and pulls to see if it hurts.
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>>85871479
They fear the beer(?)belly
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>>85871457
True, if shitdot and lapshit weren't such piles of shit the HW trio would stand a chance though
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>>85871397
Tall, old ass human with a heavy burden and tiny gem waifu? Yeah I could get behind that.
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>>85871404Yes, that, and she would also threaten them, and threaten to hurt me. It worked. I was in a really bad place, I was vulnerable, I couldn't do anything about it. Abuse is really tricky. It doesn't make sense from an outside perspective.
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>>85871488
Yes.
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>>85871502
Jasper may be strong but even she's pulling too much weight
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>>85871457
damn right
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>>85871457
100 times this.
Anyone one who prefers the ladder is still clinging onto cringy false headcanons.
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>>85870070
Jasperfags*
>>85870174
Jasperfag*
>>85870503
Jasperfag*
>>85870609
Jasperfag*
>>85870744
Jasperfags*
>>85871119
Jasperfag*
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>>85870313
>Write a song sung by
When I was a hero,
I met her in a field of fire
When I was a champion,
I didn't have this black desire
To shatter her whole
She was equal to me in EVERY way
Same rock and stone
Same soil we'd grown
But as I see today
All I look at is what ifs,
what could have been, and what is not
For all her hard earned victories
She's let your empire go to rot
I expected a WARLORD
Someone worth the losses we endure
I expected a fortress
Something glittering defiant bold and pure
Not a shack made of fibers!
Not a half-flesh avatar at best!
Something that I could challenge!
Something to help me
...get this off my chest...
...I think that you're serious...
I guess that you're right, she's gone
And I don't know what YOU are
A lover's gift or just a pawn
In a very long game that she's played
With everything that I held dear
But just from me to you to her
I see what she wants, crystal clear...
But I'm not letting go
One of us has to win this in the end
I see you're nothing like her
But don't think that makes us...
*runs away*
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>>85871521
You're freaking out
Calm down
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>>85871521
/freaks/*
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I know she'd probably get pummeled but I would've like to have seen Connie facing off against Jasper alone
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>>85871521
Jasperfag*
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>>85871521
Wew, I thought you finally gave up your autistic quest to change a year old meme
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>>85871534
Jasperfagging*
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>>85870650
Opal was higher than Garnet on the "You like that little man" strength chart, even though she's a DEX type.
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>>85871544
Maybe Jasper can get some of her self-esteem back by beating up a little girl,
>humans are fusions of their mom and dad
>Jasper finally beat a fusion!
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>>85871521
>>85871534
>>85871542
>>85871547
>>85871549
Jasperfags stole it. Real /freaks/ are all about pic related
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>>85871566
Jasperfagging*
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>>85871493
Plot twist, it's ababy bump
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>>85871521
You're a persistent one aren't you
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>>85871457
Pearl>>>>>>>>>>>Lapis
Amythyst>>>>>>Memedot
Garnet and Jasper are cool though. If Jasper gets redeemed and isn't an autstic memey fuck, then she could be up there with the og's/
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>>85871521
Freaks is way easier to type and it's been around long enough that everyone knows what it stands for.
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>>85871511
Let me guess, she also had a key to your apartment and access to your phone?
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>>85871596
Amethyst>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Pericunt
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>>85871596
I rue the day I'll have to say "Memesper" with any hint of seriousness
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>>85871518
>prefers the ladder
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>>85871586
Jasperfags*
>>85871603
Jasperfags*
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>>85871449
>>85871491
I'd lightly run a feather down where it used to be cracked and feel her shiver against me.
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>>85871596
I'd still say Garnet > Jasper.
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>>85871544
Honestly, if she had rose's sword, Connie might stand a chance.
Connie's basically pure dex with a critsword here.
Can't take a single hit, but she's agile and if she got a hit it'd be huge.
The reason Amethyst lost is cause she can't hit hard enough to cause damage. Rose's Sword, as far as we've seen, doesn't seem to be blockable by cheeto pecs like Amethyst's whips/fire tackle.
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>>85871617
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>>85869541
Grasper seems kinda sexy to me.
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>>85871612
Memedot
Memepis
Memesper
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>>85871018
>>85871031
>>85871035
>>85871068
>>85871079
>>85871087
>>85871189
aww thanks guys have another quick mala doodle
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>>85871577
>Opal is stronger than Garnet
All that Quartz muscle hidden underneath the fat.
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>>85871619
Jasperfags*
>>85871619
Jasperfags*
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>>85871617
>$5 a slice
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>>85871609No? But, she was constantly trying to get me to give up my phone to her. She was always so suspicious and paranoid about everything I was doing.
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Think of your favorite fusion /sug/. Got it?
Now describe their first time forming.I'd like to think 80s Pearl was showing Amethyst some dumb work out which lead to goofing around, dancing and fusing
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>>85871518
or maybe they're just contrarian edgelords who watch the show to disagree with all of its messages
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>>85871660
Geez don't spoil me now
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>>85871660
>that smile
bless you
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>>85871619
>replying to posts without even reading them
kek
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The abuse went both ways with Jasper and Lapis, yes, but the way Jasper acted in Alone at Sea was clearly supposed to resemble the way abusive ex's commonly act when they want to pull somebody back in. Jasperfags are just as bad as Lapisfags these days, maybe worse. It's not like Jasper was a total simpering victim, she WANTED to be Malachite. She was fighting to take control so she could wreck shit the whole time.
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>>85871617
>5$ a slice
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>>85871660
She looks as happy as I feel and as a /freak/ I feel happy all the time
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lets try to hit the image limit before the bump limit
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>>85871677
Sounds like a mentally retarded nutjob
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>>85871544
You want to see Connie get murdered by Jasper?Me too.
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>>85871617
>$5 slices
also i fucking hate rainbows
i have no reason to be anti-faggot except their fucking rainbows
fuck rainbows
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When you call a character a "meme" what the fuck do you mean by that?
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>>85871696
Exactly. Thank you.
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Threadly reminder: Lapiven is best couple
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>>85871633
This
Its why Stevonnie is so OP
She is a fusion between a Dexfag and a Str+Confag with stupidly high level equipment.
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>Earth will rise again
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>>85871660
Keep up the good work!
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>>85871617
>5$ for a slice
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>>85871678
Imagine the HIGH Pearl gets after fusing with Rose. She hid it pretty well in We Need To Talk
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>>85871727
No complaints here
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>>85871699
Jasperfag*
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more AU stuff
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>>85871710
She was psychotic, AND autistic.
But I had problems of my own that she took great advantage of. Particularly my fear of abandonment.
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>>85871717
A character that spouts memes the majority of the time. See Lapiss and Memedot.
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>>85871518
You can always tell the American posters because they don't pronounce their t's
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>>85871627
I'd pour honey over it and lick it all off slowly while watching her quiver.
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>>85871717
Idk about others, but for me it means a character who lacks any sort of multifaceted personality outside of "le funny quirky jokes xdddd"
For reference see Zuke Peridot and Lapis.
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>>85871696
Mindbroke thanks to months of unconsensual extreme breath play and other assorted forcey-Funtime activities
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>>85871715
I fucking love rainbows and kind of wish they weren't immediately seen as a gay sign. But not enough to dislike using them.
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>>85871696
>The abuse went both ways with Jasper and Lapis, yes
No, it didn't.
>was clearly supposed to resemble the way abusive ex's commonly act when they want to pull somebody back in
>It's not like Jasper was a total simpering victim, she WANTED to be Malachite
You realize the abused party often becomes dependent on the relationship as well, right?
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>>85871738
[muffled 'do you hear the people sing' in the distance]
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>>85871754
>>
here's rose
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>tfw this will never happen
Thank God
people that go "muh mary sue" have not understood that neither Steven or Connie are gonna do shit alone, it's all about Stevonnie now
Unless that fat piece of shit finally grows a spine
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>>85871729
How would fusion work in a role playing game? Just add stats together?
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>>85871678
Pearl and Amethyst were together for 100's of years
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>>85871617
>$5 a slice
Every time
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>>85871754
Jasperfag*
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food porn
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>>85871789
Wait, where's the skeleton?
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>>85871797
Hundred? Make that around 4500 years.
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>>85871761
What memes?
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>>85871795
Sugar did say Stevonnie will become even more prevalent. I like AJ's singing voice better than Steven AND Connie's so that works for me
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>>85871744
$40 for a fucking pie
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>>85871811
fuck lettuce
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>I had someone tell me Steven/Connie porn is not okay
This I why I hate normies.
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>>85871805
KEKED OUT OF 250
>>85871811
BY MEMEPIS
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>>85871825
By that meaning that they're either lel sp funny look at me or just stand around and say one line or two that makes all the waifufags jizz
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RIP rose
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>>85871617
Screw you gay people you aren't jewing me out of my money this time
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>>85871518
>prefers the ladder
that's 'prefer the LATTER' you twit.
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>>85871843
Only 90's kids will remember this.
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>>85871194
todayilust4.tumblr.com
Get fapping lass.
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>>85871847
why isn't it okay anon
they're not real
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>>85871795
>Calling Steven a fat piece of shit
>probably a jasperfag
Fuck off m8
Steven is a precious cinnamon roll and is buff and stronk.
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>>85871584
>Maybe Jasper can get some of her self-esteem back by beating up a little girl,
underrated comment
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>>85871853
>people ships PearlSteve when she's his mother fogure
Gross.
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>>85871876
That's what I said.
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>>85871851
Yeah but those aren't memes.
If that's what defines a "meme character", then Garnet and Greg are memes.
Peridot and Lapis are just eccentric characters. Lapis not even, she was completely fine in Alone at Sea.
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>>85871518
>prefers the ladder
for like a minute straight I thought that was a Gome of Thrones analogy
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>>85871853
FUCK OFF PEARL YOUR OWNER IS DEAD
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>>85871660
Aww look how happy she is! Doodle Malachite anytime, you!
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>>85871900
I'm sure there's somedegenerateswho shipRose and Steven
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>>85871900
>two characters have some sort of relationship
>THEY GONNA FUCK
i hate shippers
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>>85871896
if only i could do the same
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>>85871789
filthy image deleter
>>
Imagine Lapis
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>>85871900
>Not being into incest
what the fuck
>>
>>85871952
legs over head
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>>85871955
>being into incest
what the fuck
>>
>>85871847
This. Perfectly acceptable
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1850050#search=Connie_Maheswaran
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>>85871754
/freaks/*
>>
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>>85871970
>>85871987
Imagine Lapis in your lap
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>>85871584
My sides
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>>85871795
Your hate obsession for Connie is truly bizarre.
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>>85871881
desu senpai if steven had the same training that connie had he'd be a fucking war machine by human standards
Then *HE* would be a Mary Sue
that'd be a great excuse to put up a ball dress and dance like the fat faggot he always wanted to be
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>>85872002
FLAPIS
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>>85871955
>being into incest
That explains your retardation eh?
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>>85871973
>being a normie
what the fuck
>>
>>85871975
Triggered.
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>>85871975
Delete this
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>>85871952
Laying an egg ?
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>>85872002
get her off
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>>85871696
she initially wanted to escape the fusion but Lapis wouldn't let her leave and forced her to stay locked inside at the bottom of the ocean with her, but the way jasper treated lapis before and after lapis trapped her wasn't really right either, even though afterwards she was pretty fucked up and wanted lapis back because she had become dependent on her to feel strong and complete
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>>85872029
>being into incest
WHAT the FUCK
why don't you go ahead and tell your mother that you find the idea of fucking her arousing and that you wouldn't mind it? hey, maybe you'll actually get to do it, you inbred fuck.
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>>85872021
LapisFap us
http://i.imgur.com/pQEbUO0.png/spoiler]
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>>85872002
flappis lapis soggying up my tight tent boxers
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>>85871973
>>85871955
>>85872025
>>85872029
>>85872061
>existing within a lower physical plane
I thought you guys were cool
>>
CONNIE IS AN UNDERRATED CHARACTER.
LAPIS IS THE WORST GEM.
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>>85872083
Connie is pure shit
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>>85870872
i hope at least one has time powers to do za warudo jokes
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>>85872061
>being triggered by people's fetishes
How about killing yourself or going back to tumblr?
If you don't have a fetish you wouldn't share with people you are a sad pathetic fuck.
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>>85871783
Yes, and when Lapis realized how horrible she was, and just how fucked up it made Jasper when they reunited on the boat, she made the correct and responsible decision to close the door on Malachite for good.
Lapis isn't some innocent water angel, but at least she's taking steps to be a better gem.
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>>85872083
you got everything right but reverse the characters
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>>85872021
>>85872043
>>85872047
>>85872076
What if she looks into your eyes and says "Fuck me"
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>>85872083
The only thing she should be under is 6 feet of dirt
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>>85872091
You're just mad cause she's a good character unlike Lapiss
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>>85872079
>>85872094
You enjoying those extra chromosomes buddy? You know, I've heard that Down syndrome are too stupid to realize that anything is wrong with them, I guess that's true.
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>>85872095
Jasper is a threat to Steven's life and she knows it, lapis should've poofed her on sight
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>>85872105
then ill say what flowers would she like
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>>85871847
Steven's only older than Connie by a little over a year, it's completely fine
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>>85872061
I only like fictional fetish shit, retard.
I bet you say the same thing to people who like lolicon.
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>>85871518
>>85871762
>>85871868
i instantly thought it was a really subtle reference to homeworld (the ladder) by yes
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>>85872103
>lapis
>underated
Connie and Lapis are both shit.
>>
Holy fuck we hit image limit fast,
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>>85872126
I don't like Lapis either senpai
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>>85871795
>>85871826
>Stevonnie will become even more prevalent
Welp, there goes the show.
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>>85872105
NO WORDS NEEDED
HER WISH WOULD BE GRANTEDt. Lapisfag
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>>85872083
Connie is definitely under rated on /sug/ because of her vocal minority of haters(theres like a dozen of them out of the 150-200 posters we usually have according to strawpolls)
The worst gem is still pretty awesome.
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>>85872143
you mean pedophiles
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>>85872061
>implying liking a fictional incestuous ship reflects your real life morals and sexual preferencesjust cuz I wanna see Rick fuck Mortdoesn't mean I'd think it's okay to fuck my grandpa.
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>>85872103
Connie is not a gem though and Lapis is by far the most overrated character.
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>>85872132
>>85872154
She looks over to a dark corner and beckons someone to come out.
Who is it?
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>>85872146
Even jasper has more screen time, and shes gone
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>>85872128
>not only is he triggered by other people's fetishes he is also an edgelord
Lol
Here's your last (you)
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>>85872171
wow! incest AND pedophilia? the complete disgusting package?
kill yourself
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>>85872128
>making edgy shower comebacks
>on an indonesian finger painting forum
You can smell the underage
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>>85872177
Peridot, tripping on her socks
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>>85872177
Dogcopter
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>>85872177
Zuke
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>>85871751
I'd cry too if I were trying to be a piece of shit and some boy started crushing me with his empathy waves.
>>
>>85872177
Jasper being cucked
>>
if it turns out that Lapis has fused before doing so with Jasper, then Lapis is even less innocent.
We can assume Jasper has only a very rudimentary idea of fusion, probably thinking it was "yourself but bigger" like the Rubies do if anything. There's the unprecedented intimate, addictive, and whole 'bringing a new being into the world' aspects someone like Jasper could not anticipate
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>>85872177
Lil' Butler
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>>85872181
>>85872194
Here's one (You), free of charge
Go fuck your cousins somewhere else
>>
>>85872135
This
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1872489#search=Connie_Maheswaran
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>>85869755
So you're implying she is not only perfect, but also the strongest gem?
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>>85871617
>all the pride flags are missing purple except Amethyst's candy
This is almost as bad as the $5 slice
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>>85872167
>if you like lolicon, you want to fuck a little kid
>>>/leddit/
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>>85872095
Good for you. Lapis was still the abuser no matter how you cut it. The abuse did NOT "go both ways".
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>>85872131
Lapis could've spared to try and point Jasper towards getting help rather than tell her to fuck off back into the ocean where she had no one to help her through her own issues and tell her to stop before she continued on a downward spiral towards fusion aids
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>>85872225
You see the way water witch owned that tango?
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>>85872197
>>85872205
>>85872227
>>85872214
Two, easily 6'5 African American men, angrily stomp out. Uttering things such as "bix nood" and "GSF 4LYF"
Your reaction?
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>>85872190
>being this much of a newfag
>>>/dumblr/
>>
>>85872264
>being sexually attracted to children doesn't make me a pedophile!!
>>>/leddit/
>>
Why is muslim Peridot such a big thing on tumblr?
>>
>>85872225
Given their history as Homeworld Gems, I doubt Lapis and Jasper have fused with anyone who wasn't their respective gem type.
Unless Homeworld once approved of cross-gem fusion, that would be an intredasting development.
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>>85872225
Same gem fusion literally is you but bigger. They don't think that it just is. Also considering cross gem fusion is literally punishable by death I doubt lapis ever fused before.
Stop painting your shit waifu as completely innocent when the reason she wanted to fuse is to literally murder Steven and the CGs.
>>
Last episode I remember watching was the baseball one. How far behind am I and is Jasper back yet?
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>>85872287
>>being sexually attracted to children doesn't make me a pedophile!!
>>>>/4chan/
FTFY
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>>85872294
>why is muslim EVERYTHING such a big thing on tumblr?
No clue fampai
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>>85872285
grab popcorn
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>>85872190
you really missed the point huh?
shipping gross things is okay if you have a healthy distinction between fiction and reality anon :^) try it some time, it's pretty fun
>>
>>85872285
I'm that gorilla dick nigga, I make dyke pussy wet
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>>85872300
>Lapis was present in BD's court in The Answer when Ruby and Sapphire fused
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>>85872303
>How far behind am I
Kinda far
>and is Jasper back yet
Kinda sorta
>>
>one autist in the thread trying to argue that having a fetish means you fuck your mom and children
Wow I thought summer was over. Don't the kids have to be in bed by 10:00?
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>>85872311
you're half a season behind and Jasper is corrupted and bubbled
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>>85872285
Dogcopter annihilates both of these intruders, then meows. Vanilla sex is then had, foiling your attempts to turn this into a cucking scenario.
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>>85872301
Explain:
>>85872283
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>>85872311
>>>/leddit/
>>85872323
it's still disgusting and immoral my man, no amount of :^)s will change that, kill yourself
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>>85870673
If you squeeze your eyes really hard the thumbnail looks like Guy Fieri.
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>>85872264
>Get turned on by size diffrence
>unerage b8 left and right
oh well, looks like Gaint orc girls on knights again tonight
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>>85872341
>you're half a season behind and Jasper is corrupted and bubbled
What?
>>
>>85872349
she dances good
Literally all the explanation required.
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>>85872352
THE TUMBLR THOUGHT POLICE IS HERE ahahaha
>>
Zuke just made an official Peridot tumblr account so that she can continue being an autistic faggot and teasing Lapidot to spite amedot shippers
>>
>>85872319
>>85872325
>>85872345
The finely enriched melanin-men come to the conclusion that "Yo gem ass be lookin' mighty blue" and conclude that thought with the hardcore double negroid penetration of Lapis in front of you.
While she moans loudly and squeals, what do you do?
>>
>>85872352
you do know what website you're on, right?
>>
>>85872352
You don't know what reddit is, don't you.
>it's still disgusting and immoral
You literally just explain what a fetish is
>>
>>85872376
This is literally a month old newfag
>>
>>85872376
>caring about this
Why are amedot faggots such victims? If she wants to post a ship she has every right to.
>>
>>85872365
Just watch it
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>>85872327
That only shows she's witnessed cross-gem fusion, not that she's experienced what it's like to be a part of one.
Plus we don't know if that Lapis in BD's court was OUR Lapis.
>>
>>85872371
>thought police
Being objected to pedophilia is "thought policing"? I suppose next you're going to call me a fascist, as tumblrinas usually do when trapped in a corner.
>>
>>85869641
>in denial
>>
>>85872410
>that wasn't our Lapis in The Answer
>that wasn't our Bismuth in SOW
I'd be so mad
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>>85872303
Prepare for heartbreak young Jasperfag
Reminder that Jasper's life is eternal suffering
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>>85872407
But I know this. I've been watching the show.
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>>85872377
Say fuck it and go "bother" Peridot.
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>>85872365
Jasper raped a corrupted gem and got aids from it. She then tried to kill Steven and peridot used her new magneto powers to stab her in the fucking chest with a bar of metal.
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>>85872411
Nothing wrong with fantasizing about robbing a bank
Nothing wrong with imagining yourself forcing yourself on the hot neighbor
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>>85872376
link? i dont think its official
also fuck amedot, they had like 2 fucking scenes.
>>
>>85872411
>Drawings are child porn
Holy shit this guy
My sides are in orbit
You have to be British right?
>>
>>85872465
(You)
>>
>>85872411
>calling others tumblrinas
>using the exact same thought process as a tumblrina
That was some good bait, almost had me rused for a while.
>>
>>85872444
It's too late, Peridot hung herself
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>>85872482
>fuck amedot, they had like 2 fucking scenes
More like 2 and a half episodes to all one of lapidot. Clearly zuke is favoring lapidot in show.
>>
>>85872404
>>85872482
This is a month old you fucking newfags. It's been in the OP since TSTR
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>>85872522
compared to the nobodies favoring amedot?
both of those ships are shit anyways, i cant think of anything more boring
>>
how can Jasper be redeemed when there are no villains besides Endgame ones
>>
>>85872485
>>85872491
http://lawpublications.barry.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1012&context=barrylrev
dumb cunts btfo
>>
>>85872522
too bad zuke lapis is the worst lapis. I preferred her when she was just a cute but dangerous water witch who liked fart jokes
>>
>>85872543
hmmm i dont see an official tumblr link there you fucking retard
>>
reminder that pedophilia is literally a mental disease. those people need to accept their problem but i wouldn't judge them as long as they don't do anything Illegal
>>
What Connie haters are saying:
>The other characters treat her too well; She causes no real conflict because everyone just worships the ground she walks on.
>You see, she's far too powerful for a human. It doesn't make any sense that a human with a few months of training could be comparable to a gem warrior that is supposed to be far beyond any human capabilities.
>I just think it's very annoying that every episode seems to revolve around Connie being right all the time. Half the time, it seems like they just write everyone intentionally stupid just so she can prove them wrong.
>I'm very bothered by these inconsistencies in Connie's backstory. Instead of allowing the characters to adapt to their surroundings as they should, they just retcon her story whenever it's convenient.
Connie fans' response:
>muh waifu
>MUH WAIFU
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>>85872562
But Matt "The father of lies" Burnett said nonw of the characters are villians
Clearly Steven is going to just ask the alien armada who care nothing for organic life to leave earth alone and then sing a song and the show will end.
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>>85872580
Zuke ruined Lapis
Her only hope is for the strong hand of Sugar to make her a compelling character once more.
>>
>>
>>85872607
Except none of them say this. They just call her "shit" and/or "Mary Sue"
>>
>>85872404
>Why are amedot faggots such victims?
Probably butthurt because they feel like they were led on
Not gonna lie, even I thought they were going somewhere with Amethyst and Peridot when Too Far first aired
>>
>>85872570
they're fictional characters you fucking idiot
>>
>>85872607
What if Connie was human Lapis and set the temple on fire
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>>85872330
Eh, not too far, I can binge watch this tonight.
>>85872429
Dear god, I dread to see what Sugar has done. Why must we have Lemon Lime Dorito, I want my Big Buff Cheeto Puff.
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>>85872627
I hope it's not too late for her. Zuke is like a poison, it gets worse over time.
>>
>>85872627
>>85872580
I agree, but how did she ruin Lapis?
I can't put it into words.
>>
>>85872637
To be fair, what he posted is pretty much the precise definition of a Mary Sue.
>>
>>85872607
Pretty spot on
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>>85872570
they are cartoon characters
I think there is a wiki article on this topic somewhere
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>>85872570
>he thinks drawing porn of fictional kids is actually illegal
Holy shit there is no way
You actually are from britain if you think that. Here in America we're not literally brain dead amigo.
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>>85872643
All a part of Zuke's keikaku.
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>>85872662
she became a Zuke self-insert
>>
>>85872650
http://lawpublications.barry.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1012&context=barrylrev
:^)
>>
>>85872643
this
>see live threads from here
>leddit live threads
>various review websites for a number of episodes
>that initial airing of Too Far at Comic Con had people shouting I SHIP IT and sugar smirking
>>
>>85872662
She forced her and Peridot into nearly every picture she drew and took them so far OOC that it became a meme
>>
>an underage newfag/falseflagger is trying to argue that fetishes are illegal
>on 4chan, the literal breeding ground of disgusting fetishes of all shapes and sizes
W E W
E
W
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>>85872570
tl;dr, are drawings illegal in the US or not
>>85872591
>tfw I'm a lolicon
>because of that and several other moral reasons I'm currently celibate
>there are still legal women out there who meet my standards, but in a few years I won't be sexually attracted to anyone I can legally date
>tfw I can't even commit sudoku because my mom would literally kill herself, and my dad would probably have a heart attack
>>
>>85872662
Lapis lost all character in favor of being meme-dorito's sidekick with Zuke.
>>
>>85872767
according to US law, yes, even drawings are illegal
>>
>>85872607
>The other characters treat her too well; She causes no real conflict because everyone just worships the ground she walks on.
>Pearl training her to be a fucking murder suicide cultist for Steven is not a conflict
>You see, she's far too powerful for a human. It doesn't make any sense that a human with a few months of training could be comparable to a gem warrior that is supposed to be far beyond any human capabilities.
Who the fuck says she is. She literally pissed her pants when presented with actual conflict. The only time she has beaten a gem is fused with Rose's OP gem.
>>I just think it's very annoying that every episode seems to revolve around Connie being right all the time. Half the time, it seems like they just write everyone intentionally stupid just so she can prove them wrong.
>Connie was right when froze up in gem hunt
>she was right when she was freaking out over inconsequential shit in Mindful education
>She was right in Open Book when Steven felt he couldn't tell her he liked the ending of the book
>>I'm very bothered by these inconsistencies in Connie's backstory. Instead of allowing the characters to adapt to their surroundings as they should, they just retcon her story whenever it's convenient.
What are you even referring to? When has she ever been retconned?
>>
>>85872695
OK, in the first few sentences it says "the Supreme Court said that a law that banned virtually-created CP as unconstitutional" so why should I bother reading the rest of this when the highest court in the land already made a decision?
>>
>>85872662
I'm not gonna be one of the guys claiming Zuke ruined her because of half an episode, but Lapis' personality in Beta was not interesting in the slightest. She was basically just a hype man for Peridot. Thankfully the writers don't seem to have any idea of what the fuck they want her to be so maybe we'll luck out and she'll be something good.
>>
>>85872767
It is in Canada (but fucking dogs there is A-OK!)
It is illegal in certain states in the US.
>>
>>85872778
Show me a single conviction or legal precedent that was drawings of fictional children and not drawings of irl children.
>>
>>85872788
>not reading the whole thing
what are you fucking retarded?
>>
>>85872654
Sugar has basically made Jasper into the most tragic gem while also making it nearly impossible to redeem her unless a conspiracy is discovered later ;_;
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>>85872799
They added too many characters and didn't bother writing them.
BUT HEY, WE GET MORE TOWNIE EPS, RIGHT!?
>>
>>85872607
Connie is one of the best characters in this show together with Steven Pearl and Amethyst and I don't care what anyone else has to say. I'm out.
>>
>>85872607
they just call her shit. the gems treat her well cause she's likable.
she's not an incredible fighter, she was literally paralyzed of fear on her first mission. and she's not always right (dude, she wanted to run away with steven in fusion cuisine)
>>
>>85872783
>>85872607
To add on to this Pearl completely disregarded Connie as a person in sworn to the sword literally saying you do not matter until Connie herself believed this. How the fucking hell is that worshipping her?
>>
>>85872695
> It is specifically stated that this definition excludes “depictions
that are drawings, cartoons, sculptures, or paintings depicting minors or adults.”47
u wot m8
>>85872767
they legal
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>>85872813
There is LITERALLY nothing that can overturn a Supreme Court case except another Supreme Court case. Thanks to actually knowing civics I don't have to read a bunch of bullshit that some legal commentator whines about because he's disagrees.
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>>85872810
https://www.wired.com/2009/05/manga-porn/
>charged under the 2003 Protect Act, which outlaws cartoons, drawings, sculptures or paintings depicting minors engaging in sexually explicit conduct
pedos btfo
>>
>>85869586
>literally just copying celestia's big fat ass meme
stop
>>
>>85869685
can i bully her by beating up her pussy with my cock?
>>
WE
>>
>>85869991
I hate this page and the people who post itfuck you
>>
I think listening to how Garnet and Stevonnie sing the same song was interesting. Stevonnie flaps her t's in some words, pronouncing them as d's, and I find that I do the same, but Garnet enunciates it. I'd assume it was an American thing, but I know several people who do the same. What about you guys?
>>
>>85872903
are pathetic for watching this show
>>
>>85870231
>Connie has a secret gem and that is why she can fuse with steven
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>>85870746
oh.Rebecca *IS* Steven.
got it...
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>>85872860
>conviction
>literally got tricked into pleading guilty by cops
Lol
Show me a conviction that actually went to trial or fuck off faggot. Anyone who thinks lolicon would get you convicted is on crack.
>>
>Centipeedle will never know anything but suffering
>>
>>85872887
Someone's lawyer was too chickenshit to do his job, so what it happens all the time. Even the shitty little thesis you posted says at its conclusion "everyone knows that the Protect Act is unconstitutional by the standards set by the Supreme Court, but we're hoping nobody points it out."
>>
>>85871796
I'd think it'd be similar to that one broken Summoner archetype, I think it's called Synthethist
>>
>>85872788
Do people consider animated child porn to be exploitative of children?
>>
>>85872971
Jasper/Centi fusion
>>
>>85869541
Is it just me or was the animation really choppy in last weeks episode? Especially during the song.
>>
I'm Rebecca Sugar. Grasper is endgame.
>>
>>85872922
Garnet sounded like she was coached by my old choir teacher. She was classically trained and she had a beautiful voice but she barely pronounced her hard consonant sounds and it made it hard to understand the words to what she was singing.
>>
>>85870813
I want to dress my gf as Goth Lapis...
>>
>>85872995
that song sucked
bonus points for trying to teach kids mindfulness, I guess
>>
>>85872986
in Puritan countries like America, apparently, yesnot degenerates like us though
>>
>>85872995
Is Steven going to get cucked by the kid Connie beat up?
>>
>>85872995
It was because of the nip animator
>>
>>85872995
I thought the smears were a lot more noticeable which threw me off. SU is usually so smooth looking
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>>85872860
>“This stuff is huge in Japan, in all of Asia,” Lunning says. Handley, she adds, “is not a pedophile. He had no photographs of child pornography.”
loving every laugh
>>
>>85872695
>the production of such publications involve the use of minors
Nigger that shit applies to drawing porn of ACTUAL children.
>>
>>85872971
She's got her bug crew to hang out with until Steven inevitably finds a cure for corruption, she's fine
>>
United States v. Williams 553 US 285 (2008)
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>>85873078
>he keeps trying
THE ABSOLUTE AUTIST
LOVING EVERY LAUGH
>>
I feel like a lot of Pearl's character is influenced by the characters Utena and Anthy from Revolutionary Girl Utena. Someone could even do a whole analysis of how Utena inspired the show. For example, in Utena the characters fight with swords usually drawn from Anthy's heart in a magical sparkly way similar to how the gems summon their weapons. In Pearl's fight with Holo Pearl they even used frames that look exactly like Utena's signature attack. Pearl's fighting arena even looks like the plane where they used to duel on. not to mention that Pearl can summon weapons from her body plus the whole hologram thing is entirely Utena-inspired.then there's how Pearl represents a knight who protects her damsel in distress (Rose). I know Rebecca Sugar has drawn Utena fanart, and Katie Mitroff drew Stevonnie dressed in a Utena inspired outfit
>>
>>85872867
Is this post satire
>>
>>85873065
>>85873102
Hmmm... Pretty samey in here.
>>
>>85873032
These legal precedents the retard is posting are all either about drawings of actual children or about retards getting tricked into pleading guilty. No self respecting judge would uphold a conviction like this and even if he did it would get thrown out after an appeal or two.
>>
Something seemed really weird about the last episode. I can't explain it. It just didn't feel very Steven Universe-y.
>>
>>85872767
I'm good with adults as well. honestly I'm glad I'll never have to deal with stuff like that
>>
>>85872783
>omg I have no friends because I move all the time
>just kidding I live down the street now
>also I just made a friend at the school I go to with 1000 other kids but somehow have no other friends there even though I just befriended the boy I assaulted easily
>hey steven watch me kill these mutant gem monsters
>omg now I'm terrified of mutant gem monsters
>okay I'm not afraid anymore actually now I'm a mindless killing machine who beats up school children before I can even think
>all my episodes are about my angsty rebellion against authority figures
>but now I'm going to become a suicidal warrior because pearl told me to
>>
>>85873102
just a buzzed law student looking to provide resources to people having an argument
not all all the guy you think you're replying to 我的朋友
>>
itt: people argue over the morality of cartoon porn
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>>85873111
And Jasper as Juri with Lapis as Shiori
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>>85873138
>s-s-s-samefag
>>85873161
It was animated partially by a guest animator from Trigger.
>>
Who is boarding Future Boy?
Everything seems off, like does anyone else notice it? Bigger pupils and thicker lines?
>>
>>85873216
Why is that when the image limit is reached the thread goes to shit? I don't want to talk about child porn.
>>
>>85872105
I take off the VR Headset and cry self to sleep.
>>
>>85873117
no, stop copying pony memes
>>
>>85873216
Paul and Raven
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>>85873266
Get a load of this fag!
>>
Boy, I sure love waiting 7 fucking days for a TOWNIE episode
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>>85873266
If you can't handle /sug/ at its worst, you don't deserve it at its best
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>>85872937
I'd have to drop this show if that happened. Just sit back and watch the beautiful drama that would unfold
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>>85873372
If a bitch says that to you, I would advise you to stay away. It's never a good sign.
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>>85873181
>>omg I have no friends because I move all the time
>>just kidding I live down the street now
How do these contradict each other exactly? Her mother and father both have a job and beach city so why would she move again? Why would she live far away? Also in the episode where garnet gave Steven future vision it was apparently a long ass drive to get to her house.
>>also I just made a friend at the school I go to with 1000 other kids but somehow have no other friends there even though I just befriended the boy I assaulted easily
She is actually forced to interact with the kid to apologize. She doesn't go out of her way to meet people. Even Steven made the first move when they first met.
>>hey steven watch me kill these mutant gem monsters
>>omg now I'm terrified of mutant gem monsters
>>okay I'm not afraid anymore actually now I'm a mindless killing machine who beats up school children before I can even think
She fought two human sized gem mutants with the help of Steven and to protect her mom. She has been training to fight human sized opponents not giant fucking Corrupted gems.
>>all my episodes are about my angsty rebellion against authority figures
>>but now I'm going to become a suicidal warrior because pearl told me to
>all her episodes
Wow nice exaggeration there anon. And not only that she is a obedient polite child. She isn't fucking angsty by any stretch of the imagination. She says yes maam and no maam to everyone. She is actually very obedient to authority figures.
All of your points are from your owm head canon about her anon. I suggest you rewatch the show because you are apparently not paying attention properly.
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>>85872607
>it seems like they just write everyone intentionally stupid just so she can prove them wrong
she barely interacted with the gems other than Pearl until recently, and there haven't even been any episodes based on Connie disagreeing with someone other than Steven
i can understand if you think she's a bit bland as a character, but the mary sue thing just doesn't align with what happens in the show. Everyone is nice to her because the gems are just...generally nice to each other and people who are close to Steven, they're not really giving her special treatment
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>>85873372
This is FAR from /sug/'s worse, EX: The Zukening & Blame Canada
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>>85873056
Animator here. If by choppy you mean far better than usual, then yes.
A bunch of the storyboarders on SU clearly have never actually studied animation. They're just illustrators and designers. Hori showed them how it's done, and hopefully they learned at least a little bit from it. The 10 second fight sequence between Stevonnie and the holopearls was the best one in the entire show so far.
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Okay, I know I'm far behind, but I'm slowly catching up tonight, and I have to ask. Did they turn Marty into the Jewish meme?
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>>85873424
Those were the funniest, most life affirming threads I've ever had the pleasure to shitpost in.
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>>85873462
your too late
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>>85873429
>The 10 second fight sequence between Stevonnie and the holopearls was the best one in the entire show so far.
You mean the one who wasn't made by Hori and didn't look like a silky smooth 3 fps?
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>>85873462
Yep I was a few seconds late
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>>85869928
>Pearl
Actually looks nice.
>Amethyst
Looks barely different (though not having the huge mop hair is a slight plus).
>Garnet
Oh shit nigga, what are you doing?
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>>85873216
bigger pupils is a trademark raven thing, I like it
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