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So wait, if Darth Maul no longer has an ass or penis to shit

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So wait, if Darth Maul no longer has an ass or penis to shit and urinate out of, where does the food and drink come out from? Wouldn't he just fucking die?
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Some kind of droid colostomy bag?
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>>85868899
You're assuming that he's basically human, when for all you know he always had a blind gut and just coughed up anything he couldn't digest in compressed, pellet form.

A more troubling question is how can the Force be a real thing when telekinesis is actually bullshit?
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>>85868899
Who says they didn't give him a bionic asshole?
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>>85868899

Probably comes out a hole? Did you honestly not think of this?
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>>85868899
What I assume with most advanced cybernetic systems it that a certain portion is broken down into lubricants for joints and things of that nature. The rest I assume is sent to same tank that is emptied when needed.
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Maybe he doesn't anymore. Just gets IV drips or something.
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>>85869216
Why don't the producers officially go into more detail about this?
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>>85868899
its a cartoon about beings that use magical powers it doesnt need to make sense
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>>85869474
Because most fiction does not feel the need to tell about when a person is shitting as it's not interesting or engaging.
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>>85870529
but in this case he was fucking cut in half from the waist and survived. Also remember when Maul lived off a junk body half for years? I doubt that would qualify as "advanced" cybernetics and he was said to have hunted small animals to eat. Where did all that go and he did he survive?
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>>85868978
The Force isn't really telekinesis.
How is telekinesis bullshit though?
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>>85870529
Game of Thrones season 5 ep 1 did it.
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>>85870529
This thread counters the argument that it is not.
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>>85871735
This. Imagine reality as a separate intelligence or entity. The dark side abuses it and controls it, the Jedi try to be a part of it. But as far as the powers go, reality or the force is what does it, the force users are just being taken along for the ride.
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>>85869474
Autism.
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>>85869041
>bionic asshole
Fuck you mang I just spat water all over my laptop.
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