Kelly's done it again

>>85866430
tenouttaten, he's done it again

>>85866430
Has The Onion hired writers who didn't make the cut for Cracked or something?

>>85866449
>>85866410
What news is he referencing?

>American's don't know how to use their imaginations

>>85866558
Difference is Onion articles are supposed to be retarded.

>>85866610
France has recently tried to ban 'burkinis', basically a wetsuit with a hood. I believe the ban was overturned.

>>85866684
I seem to remember Onion articles being a lot more clever than this, though. It's like that one SNL skit on MRA's where all both the setup and punchline is "This guy just sitting here on the couch is an MRA! AAAAH!"

>>85866723
Nope, shitskins are just crying because banning a piece of clothing is literally worse than people dying.

>>85866723
More cities picked it up, actually

>>85866832
They're mad because it's literally one of the most nonsensical laws in history

>>85866977
More nonsensical than forcing woman to wear headscarfs?

>>85867009
They're not forced to, especially in France

>>85867045
Their husbands force them.

>>85866977
>More cities picked it up, actually
And then France overturned those bans.

>>85867063
But that's not a law

>>85867082
An unwritten law of Islam: cover your hair or I'll kill you, woman.

THOSE FUCKERS!

And I really mean it this time. They took our swimsuits. Thats too far.

>>85867045
Maybe they aren't forced by french law, but those women still risk death by the hand of their husbands if they don't wear them.

Still even with the ban the only difference is that their husbands will kill them if they do those activities that require a burkini at all.

>>85867009
there are already laws in France to protect people who don't jive to that, most are pretty common like anti assault laws or systems for people to get away from abusive households
this was a law to ban an item of clothing used by women who observed those tenets of their faith
banning it was basically making it illegal to be Islamic at the beach

>>85867128
>making it illegal to be Islamic
Just give it some time...

>>85867063
>BAHHHH HE HIT ME TOO HARD
>OWW IM BLEEDING
>WAAAHHH HE REMOVED MY VOICE BOX
Sigh. Non-argument, nice try alt-right retard.

>>85867108
>>85867115
Except not, it varies wildly from country to country

>>85867115
>>85867108
>>85867063
however hyperbolic these statements are its still up to the person to leave that environment if they want that to stop.
its up to others to report abuse you can "intercept" crimes ESPECIALLY along lines of religion, that called discrimination and profiling
i know these people are trolling but still...
there are people THIS dumb if this law was even considered in the first place

>>85867170
>MUH PROPHET
>MUH YIHAD

>>85867193
No them but i dont believe muslims kill their wives in the west if they dont put the headscarf but i do believe the Quran say something about no showing your wife hair in public

>>85867170
>>85867180
>>85867193
Oh man, sjws are triggered again. Good.

>>85866430

now that's spot on

I will never understand how progressives are so determined to defend Islam.

It makes my head hurt trying to make sense of it

>>85867294
Being progressive imply you accept everyone differences

>>85867314
>Being progressive imply you accept any cock in your ass
Fixed.

>>85867314
This.
There is nothing wrong about being okay with a religion that actively promotes domestic abuse.

>>85867063
That's bullshit. They wear it because it's "muh culture".

>>85866776
Yeah, it's pretty lame. Like the first draft of an article they were supposed to release but then forgot a week ago and only now realised they need to hand it in.

>>85867314
Then why don't they accept conservative Americans? They're basically the exact same as Islam except with less sexism.

>>85867349
You can't be this stupid, anon. Or can you?

>>85867045
Not in France, but in Arab countries

>>85867193
Because getting out of your culture including all of your friends and family is so easy.

>>85866430
Heh.

>>85867045
Not by law, but the whole idea of the covering the women up is that if you don't cover yourself with whatever is the norm you're considered an immoral whore and there are repercussions, so it's not really a matter of choice

>>85867294
It's because conservatives don't like Islam. Simple as that. Progressives can't be seen as being on the same 'side' as the likes of Fox News or AM talk radio on anything. So even though the tenants of Islam are oppressively sexist, so long as legit racists and bigots are against it the far left has an obligation to defend it.

>>85867394
Wow, just, wow. Wow. You can't be... wow. Just.. seriously... wow. You are just so... wow.

>>85867460
>no, just mentally challenged
I see.

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>>85867394
>women are always the victims, never actors

>>85866832
Think body suit with headcovering and a pseudo skirt to cover certain areas for modesty. The French government did over turn it.

However one doesn't have to look far for truth. Miss Teen USA banned swimsuits/bikinis this year in favor of sport wear. All pageant girls were designated the same bikini style in the first place by the organization which had previously used a 1 piece swimsuit.

>>85867408
some times that what getting out of abuse is

>>85867193
>its still up to the person to leave that environment if they want that to stop.
Well, rather that in western countries, women are allowed to dress how they please, and religious or cultural garb representing a mindset where a woman may be punished by the men if they don't cover themselves up to x standard (with the intention that they don't arouse desire in men) doesn't really have any place in a western culture.

So rather, if wearing a burqa or such is so important to you, maybe go live in a culture where that shit is considered the norm, and don't try to infiltrate western societies with that shit

>>85867484
Nice MRA, bro.

>>85866430
It's true but could be a bit more in your face.

>>85867408
There's only a few Middle Eastern countries where head coverings are compulsory

>>85866776
>It's like that one SNL skit on MRA's where all both the setup and punchline is "This guy just sitting here on the couch is an MRA! AAAAH!"

Or the one with the black chick and the white guy walking in the city, and I guy talking about being a male ally, while the black chick sees signs of "oppression" everywhere.

I can't understand how people are defending this law, though, even if you hate Islam.
"Uhh, well, it's, uhh, a religion of violence and, uhh, their husbands force them to cover up." And banning burkinis helps this... how, exactly?
If you're so concerned about these women's well-being, wouldn't you rather they have more freedom of activities, like being able to go to the beach, which they can't if their husbands are VIOLENTLY OPPRESSING them and burkinis are banned?

>>85867517
>women are allowed to dress how they please
Unless they want to cover themselves, apparently

I wish they'd stop fagging around with this shit and either ban Islam entirely or let them carry on shitting up France dressed however they like.

>>85867259
yeah sure but thats religion
how seriously individuals take that and their reaction when it isnt followed though on is the individual person not the culture as a whole

>And say to the believing women that they should lower their gaze and guard their modesty: that they should not display their beauty and ornaments, except what (ordinarily) appear thereof.” (24:31)

There you go, hope i educares you

>>85866776
>>85867547
It just seems as the world gets more ridiculous, comedy will just get lazier.

>>85867259
Quran says nothing of the sort. It might be in one of the hadiths, but in all likelihood it's one of those things that was around before Islam and Mo just made do, like with Sharia and Islamic laws on slavery.

>/co/ defending islam culture

every

time

>>85867571
>banning a religion in a European country
Yeah, because that has worked out so well for them in the past. It's shit like that which has left Europe so jaded about religion and thus why atheism is so prevalent.

>>85867596
Yeah Mohammad was a good boy he din' do nuffin

>>85867458
Why I don't vote any more, the post.

>>85867345
like Catholicism?
or hassidic jews?

>>85867314
>Being progressive imply you accept everyone differences

Except Christians and Catholics. They're bigoted child rapists amirite?

>>85867605
Islamic culture was fine in most islamic countries 20-30 years ago, but then a load of religious nutcases started getting in power and everything started circling the drain.

>>85867259
You are an idiot who probably doesn't eve live in Europe.

>>85867605
>women are always the victims
>except that's wrong, the dumb bitches choose to
>REEEE, STOP DEFENDING ISLAM! WOMEN ARE THE VICTIMZ!

>>85867532
>>85867567
>Muslimfag pretending to be a progressive

>>85867616
>banning religions is the reason so many people are non-religious now
I don't understand what point you're trying to make here.

>>85867638
Islam culture was never fine. Their beliefs are built on a book that says non-Muslims should die and women should be subservient to men.

The bible gets criticized for shit not even that bad, but liberals will bend over backwards and do a blackflip through a flaming hoop to defend Islam.

>>85867628
Most of the stuff he introduced was pretty damn fair, progressive even, for its day. Even as a warlord and conqueror he was pretty magnanimous and wasn't very bloodthirsty.

>>85867567
Yes, because the burqa thing isn't just covering oneself, it's reinforcing a cultural system where everyone else (only women tho) who doesn't cover themselves similarly is a whore who deserves punishment.

It's not really a personal choice, nor is it an indication of culture like some other traditional garb might be - it's reinforcing and upholding a very strong, vicious, controlling system of morality essentially boiling down to that it's the women's responsibility to uphold sexual morality in the society through not seducing men to sin like raping them by covering themselves so efficiently everyone will only think modest thoughts.

Trying to portray it as a free choice is bullshit, because in all of the societies where covering oneself like that is allowed to become the norm, women who try to choose not to do so are labeled immoral and punished for it.

>>85867648
Yeah i dont, i live in a country where muslim are less than 0,8% of the population, that why i dont have too much knowlegde about their culture

>>85867562
Anything which makes Muslims uncomfortable is good. Don't like France? Fuck off back to Arabia

>>85867638
No it wasn't, Islamic culture has always been exactly as it was over a millennium ago.

Foreign influence in Islamic countries all those years ago are what you're thinking of.

>>85867682
Banning one religion doesn't work out for the other religions.

>>85867294
They are high on the opression ranking.
>all cultures are equal.
>Didn't we commit religious motivated crimes in the past?
>We can meassure them by our standards

>>85867605
Islam is terrible. I just think banning clothes is stupid. What happened to freedom?

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>>85867638
Nah, not really. It was just easier to ignore the nasty shit in the west

>>85867628
Head covering practices actually do have more to do with pre-Islamic regional customs that Islam adopted

>>85867738
I wish leftists were as butthurt about women being forced to around in 110 degree weather in a black sheet in the middle east as they are about this stupid beach ban thing

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>>85867744
>He thinks a mod would delete a thread just because some retards have gone off topic
He'll just clean sweep it so we can go back to talking about the great Kelly.

>>85867673
It's not even about being progressive, it's just that people are wildly misinformed about the topic

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>>85866430
>http://www.theonion.com/infographic/what-alt-right-53747
holy fucking shit

spot ON

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>>85867738
>What happened to freedom?

Chocked out in dark alleyway. Last night. No witnesses. No protest.

>>85867812
>implying /co/ doesn't have draconian moderation
Not that I am saying that is a bad thing. I like draconian moderation. Besides, saying anything bad about the moderation is bannable.

>>85867724
Who gives a shit? I just want to get rid of Islam.

>>85867691
It's the exact opposite in a lot of Muslim countries

>>85867259
>i dont believe muslims kill their wives in the west if they dont put the headscarf

dude in my country there have been cases of muslims killing their daughters with all the family partecipating because they behaved "too westernly".

>>85867787
>implying burkas don't keep you cool
It's thermodynamics, brah. The burka gets warm so you don't have to.

>>85867824
>every time a hidden camera is put into a 'moderate' mosque or Islamic studies class it turns out it's being used a pulpit for hate and what any rational person would call extremism
>people are just 'misinformed'

>>85867880
I want to get rid of Christianity.

>>85867669
What is the reasoning behind the choice?

>>85867907
About head covering practices, retard

>>85867881
And that proves what?

>>85867925
I can't imagine why, but I won't stop you from trying.

>>85866410
I find half naked and burkin to hot. It all comes down to you working it gurl.


Then again in sexually attracted to sexy rocks. Maybe I'm not best person on the subject

>>85867880
>>85867925
Hmm, all you guys need is a third guy, and you just might have something here...

Kelly threads are how /pol/ invades /co/

>>85867942
That there is no hard and fast rule for head covering practices in the Islamic world, to the point where wearing the hijab is normal in some countries but pretty fuckin weird in others

>>85867562
Yeah. Burkinis are stupid and oppressive, but banning them only result in muslim women not going to the beach instead of going with a burkini.

>>85867880
>>85867925
THUNDERDOME

>>85867925
It's already happening all by itself, Islam on the other hand is growing and frankly, I'm going to sound like a fedora but religion only grows in a climate of ignorance, repression and with a lack of education.

>>85867562
I don't want them near actual human beings. They need to be sent back to their shitholes, or culled.

>>85866430
Looks accurate to me. The Alt-Right is the Clinton campaign's term for Gamergaters. It's an effort to group them in with trump supporters, so nobody believes them when they point out that the mass media handed Clinton the nomination on a silver fucking platter. Fortunately we have CNN's own staff calling them out on it now.

The world is burning. Run.

>>85867931
Because "muh heritage".

Also they don't have to worry about doing their hair.

>>85867976
It's a cultural rule but these countries will say it's part of islam and the others do it wrong.

>>85867989
Okay, that's the point. They come from a desert culture where washing things doesn't figure into everyday life because of the rapidity in which things dry in the sun and the scarcity of water. they try bringing that shit into somewhere like France and they smell terrible and are a haven for bacterial infection.

That is the main reason behind it , it's just the most PC way of saying that they are disgusting and unhygienic.

>>85867562
>And banning burkinis helps this... how, exactly?
It's a message about what's considered acceptable and what's not in the society surrounding them. A reinforcement of values, stating that demanding that only one sex cover themselves up or be branded immoral is not acceptable.

Going "yes, all right, women don't have the right to dress how they like in this subculture, they have special rules that are essentially clashing with fundamental human rights but it's fine for them" isn't okay.

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>>85867593
don't blame comedy - blame all the people constantly strangling comedy and what it can challenge.

There's no way for me to explain it that isn't done better here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knIroVvPZU4

>>85867685
Actually the Bible has even worse shit in it, but somehow it's okay because everyone ignores it.

>>85868027
>Islam on the other hand is growing and frankly

Sounds like their deus needs to get vulted. Crusade when?

>>85868044
That's a lazy cop-out, what is the heritage, what does wearing the burka signify and why is it very often a non choice.
You can't separate the burka with the act of submission, they go hand in hand.

>>85867870
Let's not worry. The FBI keeps an eye on 4chan, in case someone goes full yihadist.

>>85868091
Old testament or new testament?

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>>85868116
>heritage doesn't exist
>women love getting gussied up in the morning

>>85868080
This isn't part of what a state should regulate. It tries to fix the syntome not the problem.

>>85868091
Because 90% of all the shit said in the Bible is in the old testament, and Jesus almost literally said "The old testament is shit, I'm making a new one"

So even Christians are legitimized by their own founder to ignore things like "death to ones wearing mized fabrics".

>>85868104
Whenever we want! 4chanology 2: 4chanistan!

>>85866723
>I believe the ban was overturned.
Actually the mayors said fuck it and kept the ban because the mudslimes to it for attention and for each woman with that shit you have 3-4 bearded fanatics waiting with a concealed weapon to be called and start shit.
Remember, a woman who has to wear that isn't allowed outside alone.

>>85867562
It's taking a stand, a stand of your values that are objectively superior to the alternative and preventing it from taking a hold in a nation where such a concept of sexual shame is abhorrent and contrary.

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Meh. Fashion goes in circles anyway, so early 1900s swimwear was bound to make a comeback.

>>85868157
>Jesus almost literally said "The old testament is shit, I'm making a new one"

lol no he actually said:
Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.

>>85866410
The funny thing is that under PC rule there would be no swimsuit competition and you would have morality police like in saudi arabia

>>85868157
Except he didn't.

>>85868157
If Jesus said that the OT is done and over with then why are Christians still hung up on the 10 commandments and shit like Leviticus?

>>85866832
This is actually true. in quran "oppression" is worse than murder

>>85868091
>Actually the Bible has even worse shit in it

i want you to prove this because it's one fucking HELL of a statement

t. someone who's read the Koran for school

>>85868206
No, it's being an authoritarian shithead.
Stop drinking the Kool-Aid

YOU CANT WEAR THAT! Because freedom.

>>85868091
actually quran and hadith are worse.

>>85868272
Not even all of Leviticus, just the bit about the homos

>>85868232
Jesus Christ how horrifying.

>>85868239
Galatians 3:13 says Christians are no longer under the curse of the law of Moses.

>>85868272
For the same reason that there are Christians who kills while Jesus explicitly said to turn the other cheek to aggressors?

Jesus's words are ignored a lot.

>>85866410
I think what I like most about Kelly's comics that no matter the topic, he always find a way to make it about "him".

>>85868299
Epheians 6:5
Slaves, obey your earthly masters with respect and fear, and with sincerity of heart, just as you would obey Christ.

>>85868091
also despite evangelical reeducation camps, Christianity has undergone reformations that islam desperately needs (and can have because retconing is written into quran but you would need massive balls and ability not to get killed for it)

>>85868334
Galatians is an epistle, not Jesus' own words.

>>85868341
Turning the other cheek is regarding things like backbiting and general shit talk, someone punches you or your family you are in full rights to punch their ass back.

>>85868091
Yes, it's fine because Christians don't actually try to force the stuff in the Old Testament into actual, applicable law.

It doesn't really matter what the holy text says. What matters is how people are actually being treated, while using religion as an excuse you supposedly can't criticize.

>>85868371
A reformation would require millions of deaths.

>>85868309
I didn't say anything about freedom, France is not the US, they have a very lax attitude with sexuality and nudity, burkas flies directly in the face of that.
What the fuck are you talking about kool-aid, didn't say anything ridiculous or crazy.

>>85866410
So Alt-Right is just any enemy of Hilary right? It's just berniebros, Drumpf, and super predators all over again?

>>85868380
Another example of "interpreting" Jesus' words to suit your purpose.

>>85868373
Jesus itself worked on saturday and broke old hebraic laws often.

>>85868151
It's one method among many to try and send the message that in this society things are done differently and one is expected to adapt to the values of the society they choose to live in.

Not all traditions are worth preserving.

>>85868418
Super predators ?

>>85868398
not really. it would require an Islamic council of nicea. down the road people would die but you would at least have a true moderate version of it and not what islam calls "moderate"

>>85868341

it's mostly protestants that go

>BIBLE IS ALL YOU NEED BRO, ALL YOU NEED. BTW THE POPE IS THE ANTICHRIST, K THANKS.
>WHO'S THOMAS AQUINAS

>>85868346

and the church itself abolished slavery in the fourth century and was trying to make everyone else do it or at least do it humanely.

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>>85866430
>Movement began in earnest after Ronald Reagan aired his famous “It’s Morning In Cuckmerica” campaign ad in 1984

>>85868431
Jesus was the Son of God. You're not.

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Wow, even /co/ hates burkinis, despite their favorite waifu wearing one.

>>85868441
Black people in the 90s

>>85868380

>"But I say to you, do not resist an evil person; but whoever slaps you on your right cheek, turn the other to him also.
>someone punches you or your family you are in full rights to punch their ass back

Sure, buddy.

>>85868143
Different anon but who the fuck are you quoting, that's not what was said at all, retard

>>85867180
The religious courts are fully ported both in Britain and France.

>>85868450
>and the church itself abolished slavery in the fourth century and was trying to make everyone else do it or at least do it humanely.

They were obviously wrong. Slavery is fine.

>>85868386
Except that thing about the homos

But they kind of lost that one

>>85868436
That's not how freedom works.
Sounds like big goverment bs to me. But what do I expect of france.

>>85868494
How about you don't butt in to discussions where you can't even be bothered to read three posts in the tangent.

>>85868529
>That's not how freedom works.
You think "freedom" means the freedom to oppress others as you please if you can get away with it?

>>85868496
This is wrong though. Most muslim go with their hair uncovered in France. The burka and other covering shit is a recent turn of event from the fanatics taking advantage of teenagers wanting to show off.
If you check all the peolpe they arrest for terrorism shit they are all young as shit.

>>85868529
Don't you know, big government is great when it doesn't affect me

>>85868524
At the end of the day god loves everyone

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>>85868447

hasn't that already happend a few times?

it doesn't stop hardline movements like the Taliban and ISIS from picking up new recruits, even from cozy-living european immigrants.

honestly, Islam is inherently a predatory, imperialistic belief, it's very deeply woven into it that the eventual outcome is to convert everyone and then end the world. You'd need changes that would turn it into not-Islam-anymore.

here's a crusader pic which is like fedora tipping for islam.

>>85868502

between you and me, the way we understand slavery is too narrow, we think of cotton picking topless blacks instead of what was historically a far more civilized affair. I don't think it's inherently more evil than how "free" societies capitalistic and communistic alike have treated the lowest sectors of society.

>>85868450
>and the church itself abolished slavery in the fourth century

This. The big difference between Islam and Christianity (or at least Catholicism) is that with the whole heir of St Peter which is the successor of Jesus the Pope is allowed to make changes to Catholic doctrine. So even if the bible talk about slaves the Pope can just say "that was then, from now slavery is bad". Which is also from where the reformation comes.

Islam instead is rigid in its aderence to the Quran. It doesn't exist anyone who is authorized to change it. Which is the reason it's still the same two thousand years later.

>>85868346
how is that worse than
>O YOU who have attained to faith! Just retribution is ordained for you in cases of killing: the free for the free, and the slave for the slave, and the woman for the woman (Baqarah 178)
also quran is all about obeying allahu and from that flows everything from mild charity to slavery,murder, rape of those slaves ,etc.

>>85868398

It's going to happen at some point. You could argue that the U.S. accidentally kicked off one when they blundered their way into the Middle East.

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>>85866430

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>>85868647
Well that's what people hoped would happen with the Arab Spring but we'll have to wait decades to really see where it all goes.

>>85868675
Probably not decades, ISIS is pretty much the tipping point

>>85868675
Egypt hasn't become a complete shit show, as far as revolutions go. The military is keeping the shittier parts of democracy in check.

>>85868631
>Islam instead is rigid in its aderence to the Quran. It doesn't exist anyone who is authorized to change it. Which is the reason it's still the same two thousand years later.

Right, that's why we have openly gay imams popping around the world.

>>85867518
He is right, anon.

>>85868031
>Run
Where?

>>85868638
Retribution (eye for an eye) is worse than slavery?

>>85868482
Jesus was also a human being

>>85868675
It goes nowhere.because here is a secret Arab Spring people are only mildly less shit that the ruling people

>>85868490
Notice the wording is slap, not something as grievous as a punch, the context of that is don't throw your life away for petty bullshit like people were wont to do back then.

He tells his disciples to arm themselves in defense of themselves but not for him. For someone who probably cries about Islam being taken out of context you sure like doing it for the Bible.

>>85868380
>Turning the other cheek is regarding things like backbiting and general shit talk
>someone punches you or your family you are in full rights to punch their ass back.
>this interpretation of a god who was tortured, beaten, and nailed to a cross to slowly die over the course of a week
>and not retaliating but freeing humanity from the curse of original sin

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>>85868743

no, we have that because they can get away with it on a social level. Homosexuality is about as 'wrong' as cheating on your partner, specially for women, but we don't see people chasing them out for it.

the reason for this is that we live in a society where the risk-reward proportion of creating social unrest and straining community life over things that makes us uncomfortable is too low to be worth it.

most people who aren't very close or at least acquainted with gay people probably feel a level of repulsion but they're never gonna talk about it openly.

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>>85868631
>Islam instead is rigid in its aderence to the Quran. It doesn't exist anyone who is authorized to change it. Which is the reason it's still the same two thousand years later.
it says in like the first 3 chapters that god makes changes and he picks himself when to reveal what. meaning new parts can be added or contradictions may come about, which ever is the newest is the true one. The mechanism is there but realistically saying anything new will have you killed for heresy

>>85868031
>The Alt-Right is the Clinton campaign's term for Gamergaters
That's bullshit tho.

>>85868490
He's being a jackass.

That was effectively saying that their is no more eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth. You still can fight, but it shouldn't be your first reaction. Try to forgive when they fault you, but if someone is trying to kill you or raping someone then yeah you can fight back.

>>85868865
Good job ignoring the "do not resist an evil person" part.

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>>85868764

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>>85868760

Indeed.

>>85868868
>the course of a week
It was a day but ok

>>85868782
provision on what price to get for your slaves implies that you have slaves. so how is having slaves is any different from telling your slaves to be obedient?

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>>85868760
>ACTUALLY mayors fuck it and the ban because the mudslimes to it attention for and woman shit you have 3-4 bearded waiting a weapon to be called and start.

>Remember, a who has is wear that isn't.

>>85868875
>toxic
get raped with a rusty rake

>>85868879
Is it? The alt right are supposedly a group of mysogynistic white supremacists that harass women online. There's only one group in extremely recent history like that, and that's the media's portrayal of gamergate.

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>>85868878

i think the problem is that Islam lagged so far behind western culture that all the reformist movements appear as a counter culture to it rather than a proper progressive thought process.

i don't see them doing parodies like this any time soon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIaORknS1Dk

>>85868983
>saying shit like "toxic thread"
>calling others cuck.
the desperation in
>How about you cuck off to your fucking cunt cuck cunt board, you fucking shit ass cunt cuck.
better luck next time

>>85869016
>/v/ trying to act like anyone cares about them
/v/ isn't relevant. "Internet Misogynists" are not some big secret cabal. There is no connection.

>>85868891
Under Roman law someone that kills or maims someone else based on something stupid and petty is punishable to having his property taken and given to the offendee.

Is deliberately trying to provoke someone into hitting them based on what is the equivalent of an insurance scheme the action of someone benevolent?

>>85869019
also in modern age most people are not just going to roll with "I had a vision"

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>>85868919
ACTUALLY fuck it the ban because mudslimes attention and woman shit you 3-4 bearded a weapon be called.

Remember, a who is that isn't.

>>85869057
So you're telling me you don't believe the socialist-mysogynist Bernie Bros and the Alt-Right are not, in fact, the same group?

>>85867111

Shut up Boco

>>85868568
We put our own views onto God more often then not. When were angry, it seems like God's angry.

>>85869057
Internet mysogynists DO NOT EXIST.

The alt right, the bernie bros, and gamergate are the same group of people being marginalized under different label by a democratic party that's completely subservient to Clinton.

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How about instead of bitching about Islam, we post and discuss Kelly cartoons? Just a thought.

>>85869016
>The alt right are supposedly a group of mysogynistic white supremacists that harass women online.
No, the alt right is a pretty identifiable, self-named group who jerk off to Breitbart and can't cum unless they're looking directly at a wall. Stop pulling shit out of your ass.

>>85869072
I think its something like the blood price where you pay 1,3-7 times the damage depending on the amount of damage and how critical it was.

>>85867567

It looks suspicious though. And wearing something like that to the beach just looks too out of place to be acceptable to most people. It's like wearing a trench coat in the middle of summer. It's legal to do so, but don't be surprised if someone calls the police due to "suspicious behavior".

>>85869135
>alt right
>Bernie Bros
>the same people
I highly doubt it

>>85869181
Wetsuits are suspicious now?

>>85869086
>I jump into other peoples conversations to white knight some faggots boypussy from comically oversized rake rape
>I'm just going to throw some words together
I have really been feeling the summer today.

>>85869084
>Remember, a who is that isn't.
Words to live by

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>>85869153
>alimony

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>>85869223
HOLY SHIT YOU ARE SO MAD! FUCKING KEK!

>>85869169
>brietbart
>the publication that dropped all the gamergate info
>just a coincidence

nice try shillery.

>>85869221
can I start wearing carnival masks? Im ugly so covering my face would help me self confidence. also stalin is my personal hero and he often crossdressed to avoid capture

>>85869186
The alt-right isn't even definable by the alt-right.

I think the Libertarian Party sold the fuck out with Weld and Johnson, am not a socialist and who the fuck is the Constitution party? According to them I'm fucking alt-right, if you aren't lock step with every part of either ideology you are alt right. My dog is alt-right by those standards.

>>85869257
No one cares about your hissyfit, /v/

>>85869256
My god its like you once saw a thread but have no idea what any of it means so you are just throwing shit out and hoping it sticks.

>>85869270
I don't see why you couldn't.

>>85869257
Yeah you're talking like a retard. Go back to r/Trump.

>>85869278
Acccording to CNN, everyone who doesn't vote for Hillary is alt-right

>>85869221

But it's not a wetsuit. A wetsuit is a tight fitting garment and it doesn't always cover the head/hair. These women are wearing things that look like water proof dresses with caps. It doesn't look like something you wear in the water.

>>85869278
How can something sell out if they don't get anything in return?

>>85869330
>implying
Give source.

>>85869270
>>85869314
That would violate the facial covering laws. Most places have it because one, it tends to make something to put protestors in jail and two prevents people from doing shady shit.

If you have a genuine medical condition you could probably get away with a surgical mask.

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>>85869341
Ok

>>85866977
>nonsensical
Anyone who thinks this literally knows nothing about French history. A burkini is not the same as a wetsuit, because a wetsuit is not a symbol of religious oppression. By allowing burkinis, they are basically giving a greenlight to the Taliban. Any Muslim who claims it's a personal choice to wear one should try dressing in Western clothes and see how long before they get murdered.

>>85869322
you better be pretending to be retarded because your posts are pitiful

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>>85867812
Last Kelly thread went full /pol/ vs /co/mblr as well and got deleted.

>>85869169
>self named

yeah ok. when and where did they name themselves? what do they stand for? what are their goals? who are their leaders besides Trump? Where have they ever talked about themselves? Have they ever had any mention in the media that was not propping them up as a strawman? Has anyone ever said anything GOOD about the alt-right?

>>85869372

somehow i don't think a form-fitting latex suit is halal

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>>85866430
>How Long Will The Movement Last?
>As long as there are libtards that need uncucking

>>85866430
Of course they know, 4chan hasn't been a sekret klub for over a decade now. Everyone comes here.

>>85869495
Looking back every Clements book had a kid holding something to the reader, like the Scholastic Dreamworks face.

This is even worse than the last Kelly thread.

>You can't force women not to wear certain things, that's fucked up!

>We should show them how fucked up it is by forcing them not to wear certain things! Take that muslims!

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>>85866430
>It’s Morning In Cuckmerica
>As long as there are libtards that need uncucking

>>85869345
>put forward a 'moderate' candidate who leans towards govt. social intrusion on private business and gun control
>get the required 10% vote for federal spending while mostly abandoning several core libertarian tenets

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>>85866430
>How Long Will The Movement Last?

>As long as there are libtards that need uncucking

>>85869596
Wow, what did this retard manage to get a C in?

>>85867562
Spoken to a few French blokes about this, it's a bit complicated. First of all, French people are a bit overcommited to their liberalism, so removing freedoms to promote the liberation of women isn't as nuts to them as it is to us. They want to enforce their god damn liberalism, and they'll make sure you're being liberal their way.

The second thing that is kept out of the international papers is the violent episodes. The most high-profile one was when a tourist on the beach in Corsica took a photo of someone in a burkini (probably because he'd never seen a burkini before), and naturally all her male family members started a lot of shit, and it wound up in a riot that injured five, and left one man stabbed with a harpoon. The burkini ban in that light seems like a kind of petty retaliation against the Muslim community. If you can't play nice, you don't get to be on the beach.

>>85866430
>no hyde
kind of lazy

>>85866558
I still find the Onion funny though.

>>85868177
French muslims have attacked women for "dressing like whores" and shit already. The burkini is basically another symbol of muslims' inability and lack of desire to integrate properly into their countries.

>>85869452
>yeah ok. when and where did they name themselves?
Reddit and /pol/ mostly.

All your questions are stupid too. "Who are their leader"? Like, do you think liberals have a "leader"? Fuck off, "alt right" wasn't something invented in the past week it's been up our ass for months. Where the fuck have you been?

>>85869648
>If you can't play nice, you don't get to be on the beach.
>Punishing an entire group because of some bad apples
Also, a harpoon?

>>85866558
touched a nerve?

>>85868206
>sexual shame is abhorrent and contrary
But we already have that.
Think about the laws we have in place, they're only their to make people feel comfortable.

>>85869672
>do you think liberals have a "leader"?
specific subsets have leaders and noteworthy names in the community.

>>85869646
The book was about a girl pretending to be retarded so she wouldn't be put into gifted classes. Fucking retarded shit.

>>85869710
If the bad apples exclusively wear burkinis, yes. Short of banning via explicit religious lines that;s the best they can do.

>>85869670
Religion does that. Why do you think Jews are still a thing.

>>85869569
More like
>This culture that expects women, sometimes through force to cover up as a sign of subservience is an affront to our culture.
>This law will draw a clear line at what we will and will not tolerate.

>>85869606
Yeah but it's not like they're going to win in this election or any election the foreseeable future

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I think we need to bring back the king.

>>85869794
That's why I'm pissed at them. Because they sold out for federal funding, something they should be against on principle.

Surprised no one made anything satirizing this, it's kind of funny.

>>85869710
Yeah. I mean it was a seaside town, maybe one of the Muslims worked at a docks. And yeah, it's petty, like I said, and also a really political move. You get to look like you're shitting on the Muslims to the native French, but actually they could give less of a fuck that their wives and sisters don't get to go act all haram on the beach. If they were commited enough they'd tackle the legal immunity Muslims have, but that'd actually cause backlash. This way, you get your popularity rise free of anything more than accusations of racism from american students.

>>85869783
Muslim culture is not monolithic

>>85867371

Ditto, there's no real punchline or point, it's just a bunch of words and things. I mean, the topic itself is pretty hard to make jokes about outside of "Hillary Clinton gave a speech where she attacked right-wing internet trolls," but the Onion can't really do that because they're owned by a Hillary donor and management has taken a pretty strong pro-clinton stance. So there isn't really a point to the joke, you instead get vague non-points like "There are trolls on the internet" and "Some people are racist" which aren't exactly silly.

The alt-right as a movement is kind of hard to mock because of how much self-deprecation and insincerity is in their public presentation. If they don't take themselves all that seriously, trolling them is infinitely harder. It comes back to that familiar question, "how do you shame the shameless?"

The best people suited for mocking it are actually current/former alt-right insiders who can present the community's discourse on stuff that normies find absurd (eg: Are slavs white?)

>>85869856
It's because no one cares about libertarians

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>>85866410
>they don't sell the many captioned shirts the fat guy always wears
For shame

>>85870053
Not even Objectivists?

>>85870081
>what is a couple hours setting up a silk screen or a couple dozen dollars paying a company to make it
You have yourself to blame for your lack of dank memes

>>85870082
No one cares about white high school sophomore boys who just read Atlas Shrugged either

>>85866430
>bootyblasted janitor

>>85867349

What is "muh culture" if not oppression and peer pressure? I've drink enough alcool with muslims and yet they all fast on Ramadan like good drones. That's the true face of "muh culture".

>>85869648

That's the funny thing with France, the goalposts are always moved so far that it becomes hard to even remember why we're angry at something.
Muslims attack jewish shops and restaurants? It becomes "a protest for Palestine".
They tried to burn a synagog where I live but the jews beat the shit out of them: it became "far-right jewish activists who attacked a manifestation for Palestine".
The event you're talking about is covered as having nothing to do with religion or racism, at this point it is even funny to see such denial.

And of course, they never talk about christian cimeteries (1 is profaned every 2 days) or how muslims attack christian churches in Strasbourg.

France, due to a difficult history, has a conception of laicity totally different from, say, Finland. It's less about being welcoming of everyone and more about not killing each others.
So they'll ban burkinis if there's a chance that a riot happens because of it, just like they ban prayers in the streets.
Our last riot was about a dog killed by policemen and youthful men burned 22 cars over the night to protest. At this point anything could go out of control very fast, a lot of people are very upset by what they see as a weakness from the government.

That being said, I don't get the joke in >>85866410 , how is the burkini thing affecting America? I would think it's a very stupid and local thing of my people at the moment.

>>85868398

Sounds like a good start.

>>85866449
>>85866410
>due to political correctness, we've been forced to make some changes to the superhero costumes

>edit sashes to have female heroes on them
>edit burkinis to "tacticool"

>>85869715
In that it mocks the alt-right? Not at all. What I object to is how it completely misses the point of satire. Instead of being a true to form Onion article where you can read it a certain way and it seems like it's actually supporting the subject it's lampooning, that one just came off as preachy. No joke beyond "conservatives... am I right?" You know, like how Cracked has gone to shit?

>>85870537
The same weakness is already happening here, hence the rioting and the importation of refugees without vetting leading to cultural conflicts because they tend to be dumped in largely conservative white areas of the US.

Believe it or not the US actually pays attention to things outside it's borders and it's starting to get worrying.

>>85870537
>tradition is tyranny
*tips*

>>85870738
you didn't disprove the point.

>>85870537
French laicity just got beheaded today with the new project of making Islam the state religion by having the state monitor imams, mosques and of course, paying a total brainwash of the population in favor of islam. At this rate the president will convert by the end of the year, we lost.

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>forcing modest women to dress like sluts
Good women should only expose themselves to their husbands. It's too bad that only the worst religion on the planet knows how women should behave.

>>85870645

> No joke beyond "conservatives... am I right?"

the joke was that alt righters are mostly internet meme teenagers whose major political fights are on social media site, you seriously missed the point

>>85871139
>state monitoring priests and churches is making a state religion, not open surveillance

>paying a total brainwash of the population in favor of islam
what does this even mean

>>85867868

I just realized the juvenile delinquent has "pirate comics" in his pockets and not TNT.

>>85871010
Tradition is important to a lot of people for good reason. The fact that it enforced with the varying degrees of peer pressure doesn't mean it isn't an innate part of the human condition. You belittling that either means you are on a slippery slope towards nihilism or you are detached from reality and unable to see things from other people's perspectives enough to understand much about the human condition.

This isn't a defense of every tradition ever. This is a rough explanation as to why your post is a non-argument.

>>85871222
Not him but do you know when you put people in charge of reporting their own wrongdoing they tend to clear themselves everytime? Same concept except the imams will get federal funding to spread that they are a religion of peace while doing nothing about extremism.

>>85871388
>while doing nothing about extremism.
All they can do is preach against it and frankly if they do you'd have no idea they're doing it.

>>85871388
He said that the state will monitors imams and mosques. He didn't say the imams would monitor themselves.

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How 'bout them Kelly comics?

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>>85871483
W-Wait a minute...THAT'S SATIRE

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>>85871539
No, it's just the voice of a generation telling it like it is

>>85871539
What? Nooooooo!

>>85870738

Yes, tradition is seen as a bad and dangerous thing in French culture. If you ever see french Euros, you'll notice how they're using very bland symbols like a stupid tree, instead of churches like Spain.

My ancestors have killed their own King, destroyed churches, rampaged through Europe and all that time they were killing each others.

You would need to be there to get that mood, maybe?

When I was young I was a very good student, so the school offered me a book about Mao Tse Toung to teach me what a great man he was and how communism is super cool. I grew up in a town with a Stalingrad street and a Lenin street. Needless to say, our mayor never had a great relationship with our local Church.

It helps to put things in perspective.

>>85869749
>The book was about a girl pretending to be retarded
>Fucking retarded shit.
Honestly, what were you expecting?

>>85867294
>I will never understand how progressives are so determined to defend Islam.
Because we've been around sane, reasonable, rational muslims who don't get up into that shit and think it's unfair to group them in with the lunatics who do?

I don't insist most Baptists picket Soldier's funerals or most Catholics bomb cars either.

>>85871450
The state will appoint a separate branch of imams to oversee mosques, there is absolutely nothing that can go wrong with this because self reporting shit is working out super great now.

>>85871757
Notice how every lone wolf turns out to be a great and upstanding Muslim American citizen up until they start shooting? Ever think that 10000 so completely unvetted 'refugees' is a smart thing?

It's possible to be introspective but recognize problems with others.

>>85870035
Never said, but we are specifically talking about the ones that do expect the women to wear it and the others that don't don't really suffer for this law.

>>85871848
>Notice how every lone wolf turns out to be a great and upstanding Muslim American citizen up until they start shooting?
LOL, who? They're all mentally fucked former/current soldiers.

>>85871848
>The state will appoint a separate branch of imams to oversee mosques, there is absolutely nothing that can go wrong with this because self reporting shit is working out super great now.

Do you honestly think that the French security apparatus is basing their antiterrorism approach on muslim overseers? They've probably got bugs in those mosques and on those imams.

BTW calling it self reporting kinda presupposes that the chosen imams are terrorists themselves.

>>85871848
>Ever think that 10000 so completely unvetted 'refugees' is a smart thing?
They actually do go through a strict vetting process. The potential problem is that they or their children will go nuts after living in the US for a while.

>>85871930
Yeah, besides the whole "he was a quiet guy" reaction is universal no matter the race/religion.

>>85872031
>that the chosen imams are terrorists themselves.
everything indicates this, all terrorists go to the same kind of mosques.

>>85871848
Notice how every person who does terrible things seems like a not-terrible person until they do terrible things?

funny how that works out

it's almost as if people don't fit in the boxes you like to build for them

>>85871930
...are you being serious right now? Orlando? San Bernadino? Any of those places ring a bell?

And are you seriously comparing The Troubles with Islamic terrorism? Does Islamic terror seem to have an end goal like the establishment of a free Irish state?

>>85871559
Wait... did the clerk put on the IMPRESSED CLERKS shirt when he saw the purchase the guy was making and was impressed by it, or was he wearing it for his entire shift without knowing the other guy was coming and it's some bizarre coincidence?

>>85872111
They guy from Orlando was a headcase who was previously investigated. I never mentioned The Troubles, wtf are you on about.

>>85868299

if you studied the quran you would know how to spell it

>>85872230
You could spell my name four different ways in English, don't be a comma fucker, especially with things as arbitrary as Anglicization.

>>85868091

Islam is very clear about textual interpretation, religious observance, and piety. It isn't merely a conservative iteration of Islam that is being practiced, Islam is just intrinsically hyper-conservative. It has built in protocols that negate any flexibility in judging how a Muslim ought to practice.

Stuff like Jihad can be ambiguous for instance, but the first principles are rigidly the same for all Muslims and this peculiar inflexibility is why its the common source of so many social ills in arab and arabized countries

>>85870633
>I Miss Marvel

>>85872121
Clearly the shirts evolve to label the wearer in real time.
This is the future Kelly envisions and won't stop envisioning until it is a thing of the present. It's the future for you, for me, for us all. And only Kelly can see it so clearly.

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>>85872121
You'll understand when you stop being a No Talent Punk With An Axe To Grind and become a Sophisticated Adult.

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>Actually DEFENDING burkas/headcovers

Liberalism is a mental disease.

>>85872430
So is anime.

>>85872510
Not an argument.

>>85872430
What if I defend Hijabs strictly from the grounds I think they're attractive on the right woman?

>>85872551
I would ask for proof.

>>85872430
Defending X and calling out shit arguments against X are two different things.

>>85872266
The quran has never been spelled as the koran though.

>>85872430
burkas are conservative as fuck, what are you talking about?

>>85872632
Not him, but liberals love defending everything they should hate because MUH DIVERSITY.

Well if these women wanna wear those it's their choice after all. I don't think they should forced to wear them or remove them either way.

Although I do think they look a bit silly for beach attire. I'm guessing they come in other colours but why would you ever wear one that's all black? It'd be a pretty quick way to get sweaty hot out in the summer sun.

I wanna see some ladies in Bikini's + Hijabs, now that'd be HOT.

>>85872609
"literally meaning "the recitation"; also romanized Qur'an or Koran" (wiki)

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>>85868232
Why is Kristen Schaal there?

>>85872571
What more proof can I provide other than saying I'm attracted?

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>>85872661
Nobody really cares about the women. Conservative West hate them because it's muslim. Liberal West love them because they want brownie points for supporting diversity of people who are against everything the liberals allegedly are for. And here I am, someone who used to identify as liberal who has lost friends because I don't think that we should be accepting Islamic refugees en masse because they stand for everything I thought we were against. I'm islamophobic because I wouldn't want a mass immigration of insular, self propogating conservative religious extremists of any religion, just that this one happens to be Islam.

>>85872571
It's too bad this is a blue board.

>>85872661
It's more "we're all here in the same place so we'd best find some kind of arrangement that lets us not kill each other and also kinda respects our cultural backgrounds without explicitly breaking the Western cultural framework we're living in". So yeah, who gives a fuck about someone wearing a burka.

>>85868027
Literally every major Christian father in the Middle Ages was interested in logic, reason, science, and bringing that together with faith. The same applied to the other Abrahamic religions as well.

And considering Christianity grew during one of the most peaceful and just periods of human existence in the Pax Romana, your entire point is fucking ignorant.

>>85872851
They make a desert and call it peace.

>>85872851
You're being awfully idealistic and disingenuous with your Pax Romana comment.

>>85872847
>It's more "we're all here in the same place so we'd best find some kind of arrangement that lets us not kill each other and also kinda respects our cultural backgrounds without explicitly breaking the Western cultural framework we're living in". So yeah, who gives a fuck about someone wearing a burka.

>Muslims
>Respecting the cultural background of any they're residing on if the law of the land is not Shariah law

>>85868292
>oppression is worse than murder
So it's like America?

>>85872816
Important question
Nadia Ali or Mia Khalifa

>>85872993
>>Muslims
>>Respecting the cultural background of any they're residing on if the law of the land is not Shariah law

>Generalisation
>Intelligent discussion
pick one

>>85872993
I was about to point out that the "Minority is bad because they don't respect our culture" is a common boogeyman against every minority such as the Jews but then I realized there's a possibility you don't view that as a bad thing.

>>85873104
not that anon, but nadia ali
mia khalifa has bigger tits but a less attractive face

>>85872851
Let's not pretend that it wasn't the officially endorsed and upheld state religion of Rome and that maybe just like any officially enforced religion it tends to be the one that wins out and as if any religion that was at the head of Rome wouldn't hadn't become prolific as a result.
Let's apply it today, what parts of the world are the most religious? The poorest and the less educated, increased understanding of the world directly coincides with religion losing adherents, it's not a coincidence that Islam is so powerful, most devout and prolific among the least educated countries in the world.

>>85873164
>exposing third worlders to things like food and comfort will totally make them productive and westernized
Yeah, that's working out great for young Muslims who decide they are bored with Western life and decide to jihad. Christ, all you people are the same thinking you can make problems go away by throwing money at it.

>>85873237
>>exposing third worlders to things like food and comfort will totally make them productive and westernized
Did you misquote me? Because that is not even close to what I said.

>>85867294

They are taught and trained to defend anything that is bad for western civilization.

>>85873237

I am sure you are very familiar with young western Muslims, you really sound like someone who has delved into this topic.

>>85873151
Plus her tits look like shit uncovered.

>>85873365
The Soros Foundation's brainwashing machine. Only Breitbart and Infowars can realign their poor deluded minds.

>>85872924
It was a period of 206 years with a general peace in Europe. 90 years of that period have been described as "the condition of the human race was most happy and prosperous."

(This being in a Western perspective, obviously)

>>85873164
>Pax Romana
>Christianity was the state religion

Nicene Christianity doesn't become the state religion of the Roman Empire until 380 with the Edict of Thessalonica.

And do you know why the poor flock to Christianity/Islam? It's the same reason why they caught on in the first place. Life if you are poor is fucking miserable, and science offers little comfort other than if you die there is absolutely nothing and you don't matter. Love and Emotion are just chemicals. You are nothing but electric nodes.

Christianity/Islam tell you that you matter. That there is something greater. That it doesn't matter if you were born in the gutter and you can't read or write. That you are black, a woman, or some other minority. All they ask are for you to believe and not to be an asshole.

There's a reason why Christianity caught on as it did.

>>85873415
I know several who are pretty much non practicing, I'm not talking about them because they came here with their parents who had qualities and skills other than 'look sad and be retarded in a camp'

When you open up borders and relax standards you get detritus that don't even belong in the third world. A country the benefits from immigration is a country that takes the best and brightest at the expense of the other country. If you just import people for the sake of importation it's useless and detrimental.

>>85873151
My Gentleman of SubSaharan African Descent.

>>85873636
Will he get his LAKERS TICKETS back?

>>85869813
If he came back, he'd probably break Trump's jaw.

The man is everything he hated rolled into one.

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>>85873636
>tor, a judge ruled, according to TMZ. (KEVIN WINTER/GETTY IMAGES)
BY
ETHAN SACKS
NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
Friday, February 21, 2014, 12:29 PM
A two minute radio interview has cost Mel Gibson's baby mama hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Oksana Grigorieva didn't directly reveal too much in her October sit down with Howard Stern, but a judge ruled that she violated the confidentiality agreement that she signed as part of a 2011 custody agreement over their daughter Lucia, TMZ reported.

Howard Stern interviews Oksana Grigorieva in May 2013.
Howard Stern interviews Oksana Grigorieva in May 2013. (HOWARDTV)
The 43-year-old Russian beauty tried to tap dance around questions about Gibson — who previously was caught on tape admitting to punching her in the face — but did slip and call their time together a "painful and dark" experience.


Oksana Grigorieva, who made the mistake of turning down a $15 million settlement offer from Gibson, looks at her former boyfriend during a hearing in a Los Angeles Superior Court during their 2011 custody battle. (KEVORK DJANSEZIAN/GETTY IMAGES)
The slip of the tongue will cost Grigovrieva at least one third of the $750,000 settlement that Gibson still owed. That payment had been scheduled to be doled out in January 2016.

>The legal blow comes on the heels of news that Grigorieva filed for bankruptcy, with just $10 cash to her name, according to legal documents obtained by TMZ.

>The numbers are more stunning when considering that Grigorieva famously turned down a $15 million settlement from Gibson to roll the dice on a bigger payday in court.

MAXIMUS KEKUS

>>85868080
So, to show that it's wrong to dictate what women can and can't wear, we should tell women they can't wear something?

>>85868116
Should makeup be illegal then?

>>85866640
>A burlap sack is using imagination

>>85872307
dat perfect pun

>>85874069
Christianity and Islam as well. If you look, there are certainly misogynystic verses or whatever in both. So close down the churches and forbid the practice of both. That'll go down well, I'm sure.

>>85873164
>increased understanding of the world directly coincides with religion losing adherents
That's only a relatively recent thing. For most of recorded history, the most educated peoples were still devout.

>>85874529
Because they were educated by priests?