Can Hussie still save Homestuck with the epilogue?

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>>85865543
>implying there will be an epilogue

>>85865543
It won't be an epilogue, it'll be a eulogy.

>>85865543

Epilogue here.

https://youtu.be/E7LyQKqjwpM

>>85865543
If it's another 3 super-Acts, sure.
>inb4 "quality >>> quantity!!"
>Implying you can't have both.
>Implying we got either.
Homestuck is the kind of comic that really needed that super length near the end too.

Why did John hate Davesprite so much?

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>>85865543
CAN he? Yes.

Will he? Also yes.

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Would you a qt troll boy's feet?

>>85865824
he's not fucking dave

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>>85865725

Boon. Dock. Saints.

Making a 1950's macho man into a dumb kid who watched too many movies in the form of Jake was a clever thing in its own right but eventually the humiliation and sexualization of the poor guy became a little excessive. Really makes me think Hussie got off to it. Hussie is Dirk confirmed.

>>85866060
>That time Vriska sodomized Jake in front of all of his friends and nobody bothered to call her out on it.
8rutal.

>>85866117
No sex of any kind has ever been depicted in Homestuck other than between two adult cherubs.

>>85865913
John, stop posting.

>>85866202
I didn't mean she literally sodomized him anon.

>>85866202
Mindfang forced the Dolorosa to eat her out

>>85866117
>A period.
Hand in your badge.

>>85865543
If the epilogue comes out it's just going to Karkat fucking Dave in the ass while he rants about toxic masculinity so you might as well give up now.

>>85866227
Porrim fucked everybody.

>>85866230
both serkets use punctuation you mong

>>85866219
So what, she theoretically sodomized him somehow? How does that work?

>>85866303
Don't call me names, it's been awhile. ;(

>>85866305
She used a strap-on.

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>>85866305
This takes more explaining then I'm willing to do, Drax.

>>85866305
Metaphorically.>>85866321

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>>85866341
You are right, time is short. Let's talk about the crab person and the cat girl instead.

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>>85865886
hell yes

>>85866420
Oh?

>>85866389
Fuck.

There's still hope. As long as Vriska is alive, there's a chance she'll fix Homestuck.

>>85866509
t.Hussie.

>>85866569

so.. dont reply?

>>85866626
I will never understand these threads' obsession with bad characters.

>>85866672
Every character has the potential to be good if they're "tiny".

>>85866716
Only for sex though.

>threads barely pass 30+ unique ips
>threads take days, if not weeks to get to bump limit
>no new oc
>dead comic
>retard infested
what are the point of these threads?
why not just move on to SU and dump this bad comic?

>>85866739

Because the readers are like One Life Man

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>>85866739
Because apparently I enjoy it more when I'm the one who won't stop fucking crying over innocuous shit.

>>85866739
>Lie.
>Lie.
>Lie.
>True .
>Only occasionally.
>Autism.

>>85866907
>>Autism.

Stone cold steve autism

Act 6 inflicted irreparable damage. No amount of damage control can fix the inexorable slide in those thousands upon thousands of updates.

>>85866924
What does that mean?

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>>85865725

>>85866733
Why is there not hot porn of Eri then, huh? Why do all the female minor characters like Jade, Aradia, and Feferi get all the best porn?

>>85867046

it means its time for the slapfight down

>>85867213
their porn is good because their subjects are worth spilling semen over

it's absolutely pathetic to pour baby batter on your tummy over someone like vriska

>>85867305
That sounds kind of gay.

>>85867307

but she won the game. without even a lucky roll.

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>>85867335

I want Terezi to lick my feet.

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>>85865961

https://youtu.be/GDQCaGlqLFY

Reply to this post if you've had sex with Terezi while Karkat slept.

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>>85866569

>>85867377
Oh. Nevermind. Now we're friends forever!

>>85867537

O'm going to say yes. Just because

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>>85865543
He probably can but he won't.

I had a dream last night. I had a new Paradox Space book. Except it was full of porn comics and pin-ups.

Would this improve sales y/n?

>>85867714
Only if it was filled with Megidos.

Wait, Andrew Hussie is still alive?
I thought he killed himself

>>85865543

No, but he can potentially at least give it a better send off.

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>>85866739
>no new oc
hey man thats not true at all

>>85867766

ending credits is a 3 second shot of dave peeing into a bucket

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>>85867745
He's dead inside.

>>85867864

someone needs to put the life back in him

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>>85867776
>removed the ponytail

>>85867864
I didn't know andrew was an alt-righter

very troubling. but it certainly would explain a lot.

>>85867951
I can't tell how ironic you're being.

>>85867970
Nevermind, I'm retarded. Shut up.

>>85867951

I heard he donated 1,000,000 boondollars to the donald

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>>85867915
wasnt feeling it
though it could be a clip-on
he can be drawn with any amount of hair youd like anon

>>85868040
whats your aversion to shoes?

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>>85868058
all of my trolls have shoes except for sahtii,
but shes a weirdo
she has tons shoes, just doesnt wear them

>>85868158

do trolls have to follow naming schemes, or was that just their session?

>>85868198
the hiveswap trolls are 6 letter first names we know. They'll probably keep the 6-6 naming scheme

>>85868419

interesting. I wonder why. Long since ive played with the numbers, and it takes some stretches.

13 seems to be the magic number. Or I forgot to carry the 1

>>85867776

Whoa hey new Angel fantrolls

guess it's time to start coming back around

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>>85867133

Stop posting kanaya you shit

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>>85868637

>>85868637
this

random image dumping of pictures everyone has seen is the lowest quality of posting

>>85868661
this

evven lowwer than role playin

>>85868701

My mouse drifts to the picture. Palms sweating as my finger cautiously strokes over the button. Eyes go wide, breath quickens, heart pounding. The click rings though the room like the snap of a trap. It was too late. I had become homestuck.

There's nothing worth saving now.

>>85868883

poor horses

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>>85868883
i want to protect her smile

For the epilogue to be good Hussie has to
>Sink Davekat
>Make the four kids have a conversation, and not just an infodump
>write and draw it himself

So it's not happening

>>85868939

I want to reck that smile.

>>85868975
I've been feeling MUCH better about the epilogue and Hiveswap after hearing he restarted the game TWICE.
The first time after the odd gentlemen fucked him, and the second time (this is from that journal article from march 31, 2016 by that fetish artist lady Jittenshaw I think her name was ) he saw the quality level of the game and wiped most of the studio out to rework the game yet again because it wasn't high enough quality.

Apparently the lead programmer lied and didnt actually know how to do any programming lol. Hussie let someone else hire a bunch of people and the tumblr friends they hired were fucking terrible.

>>85869042
What is with these people and fucking over a huge cashcow
All you have to do is make a Homestuck game and you make bank, and yet they're always so damn lazy or fuck things up.

>>85868975
What if the epilogue has Rose paining a huge greek-god like mural of the kids which they have a conversation about, which gives us them posing as a team (in the mural) and them all talking about something that isn't an infodump

>>85868982
I want to wreck her throat

>>85868939
>that smile
someone please post the "high quality" drawing,

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>>85869042
>the guy that made A6A6I5 cares about high quality

yeah fucking right

>>85869042
http://jitenshasw.deviantart.com/journal/The-mother-of-all-updates-600211309
journal entry in question.

>>85869073
Because Hussie didn't hire them. He let someone else do it and she/he/xe/xi/xo/xum/I smell the blood of cis scum hired their idiot friends and starving artists to work on this thing and not people who are actually good.
I bet he wont let it happen a third time :^)

I feel sooooo much better knowing he actually gives a shit about the quality of the game they're making and not just holding Homestuck out on a stick to try and milk money from a dying fanbase. There has to be a huge update on 10/25 coming. I can sort of understand him not making a newspost mentioning a third try at the game but it would have made it much easier if he said anything at all.

>>85869152
I agree the last section of homestuck is probably the worst thing I've ever read. Theres been so much bullshit about finishing the comic its hard to blame him for being so unenthusiastic about it and just wanting it done.

That said though, fuck off Hussie you finished the comic in the laziest way you could by making it as vague as possible.

>>85869191

yep. pester logs can be a hard task to read.

Not as hard as all those pictures though.

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>>85868982
>>85869102
>>85869146

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>>85869258
artist? It looks familiar

>>85869191
He just cares about Hiveswap more than Homestuck. He sacrificed Homestuck's quality to make sure Hiveswap's would be as high as possible. Pandering things like Davekat were made so he could get more money for Hiveswap. It all makes sense. He always said Homestuck wouldn't be his magnum opus.

>>85869042
They restarted in 2D because Hussie ran right out of budget.

>>85869258
holy shit, i regret leaving this general for so long. [spolier] i'm guessing i didn't miss much? [/spoiler]

>>85869367
fuck man i let's act like i didnt fuck up on spoiling

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thoughts

>>85869361

budget or not. I like 2d.

my dream game would be isometric 32 bit sburb with amazing backgrounds like in legend of mana

>>85869407
At least Karkuck is a manlet.

>>85869407
I'm glad these people will die young.

>>85865684
THIS

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>>85869407

>>85869154
B-B-But firing people is evil!!!1

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>>85869407

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>>85869919

>Karkat has Blood powers which gives him strange connections to his lineage.
>Caliborn has a similar personality to Karkat, the same blood color, and multiple refrences to both Karkat and the Cancer symbol.
>It all means nothing.
Why?

>>85869919
What is with that artstyle? It's fucking disgusting, facial proportions are all over the place.

>>85870083
Caliborn isn't a cuck. There's the big difference.

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>>85869919

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>>85869919
you can't not post the sibling image

>>85870118
>Goes around murdering because he's a perma virgin that hates women.
He's equally pathetic.

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>>85870118
??
>gets shit on by alpha male
>alpha male then proceeds to fuck his bitch


>calliope always watches and embues roxy and john as they fuck (as is her duty as the muse of space, the ultimate passive fertility class)

>calliope and caliborn share the same body

checkmate athiest

>>85869154
>they'd all but finished the first game
>were working on the second

So what do we think lads, has Hussie just given up on the game? He's got to be out of money by this point, how can he make a third fucking attempt at this clusterfuck?

>>85870179
Is this the most memetastic post on /hsg/ ever?

>>85870179
Caliborn preferred Jane, though. Roxy was his secondary bitch.

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>>85870269
yours.

>>85870309
Yours

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>>85870371
>>85870309
your turn. desperate

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>>85870297
John cucked Jane.

If your bitch gets cucked, are thou not a cuck as well?

Yes. You are.

So caliborn is still a cuck.

He got cucked TWICE.

>>85868040
i like him more with the ponytail because then he reminds me of the ninja from OPM

>>85870371
no YOURS.

>>85870413
My brain is hurting. What is happening?

>>85870457
GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE DENTON

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Dave strider

>>85870452
>>85870499
I just wanted to make a joke about memes. Please, stop.

>>85870506
>Not posting the black one.

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>>85869042
>I've been feeling MUCH better about the epilogue and Hiveswap after hearing he restarted the game TWICE.

Funny Anon, to me that seems to be a sure sign that the end product will be a complete mess!

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>>85870520
only if you forfeit

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>>85870142
right, now post the whole image

>>85870552
Ahaha, I did and I actually colored one of the pieces so I won!!!!!

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The most important character in homestuck

>>85870585

also works if you paint a single tile green

>>85870585
yet you admitted you forfeited so it doesn't matter dumb nigger

now as our agreement you will NEVER fucking post on my thread again you mouth breather
or i will make you wish this site wasn't anonymous

>>85870628
That too.

>>85870647
Nuh uh, buddy. I'm here forever!

>>85870647

ulcers are a bitch

>>85870598
jailbreak sucks
it was a poor man's bard quest

>>85870685

that too

>>85870726
slut

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>>85870770

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>>85870726

>>85870770
>>85870810
Please apologize.

>>85870822
ah yes
""Tiny Rose""

>>85870822
"""tiny""" rose

>>85870822
have you ever seen an artist degrade this badly without actually getting any worse

this thread is fucking garbage

mods delete this thread

>>85870822
Jade's actually telling Vriska how she wants to convert bras into boondollars, but Vriska tells her that it's not a good grind and that she should just make an AFK farm instead.

>>85870890
Don't do this, Anon.

>>85870890

delete your face

>>85870955
SHUTUP

DON'T YOU EVER TALK TO ME OR MY WIFE'S SON AGAIN

>>85866252
Except Kankri

>>85870822
What the fuck is wrong with Vriska's septuple eye? Did it go lazy or something?

>>85870413
Old men, ruling the world.

>>85871051
A NEW AGE

>>85870822
Meanwhile Kanaya is eating out Jane's thick tasty pastry pussy

>>85871020
And Cronous, I think. And maybe Mituna.

>>85871021
Yes.
Vriska has brain damage.

>>85870873
They haven't degraded, they've maintained total mediocrity.

>>85870919
I will get this thread deleted, mark my words. When it does, you will know who is responsible.

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>>85871091
I like them.

>>85870984

restraining ooooorder

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>>85870825

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I've recently been getting into time travel. Reading old papers and thought experiments, all the pseudoscience and even a little actual science sorrounding wormholes/timelike curves etc.

It occured to me that I used to hold homestuck's time travel as one of its strongest points, but now I just see it as sloppy and that sort of annoys me. Not how it's used (It's time magic, I don't need to care for the actual science in this case), but rather how it breaks established rules to suit the story.

Anybody else have qualms with homestuck in this way? Things you would once heralded but looking back you just find lacking?

>>85871070
UNATCO?

>>85871132
Did this comic pretty much kickstart the breedslut Jade meme?

>>85871161
>Anybody else have qualms with homestuck in this way? Things you would once heralded but looking back you just find lacking?
Yeah.

Homestuck.

>>85871161

still better then steven moffat's concept of time travel.

at least hussie openly shits on his own work.

>>85871097
>>85871144

>>85871174
No. Savage

>>85870822
That's some nasty-ass coloring.

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>>85871144
no u

>>85871183
Yes, unfortunately.

>>85871161
When the object enters the timestream, time begins to correct itself. Let me use this example: Imagine four balls on the edge of a cliff. Say a direct copy of the ball nearest the cliff is sent to the back of the line of balls and takes the place of the first ball. The formerly first ball becomes the second, the second becomes the third, and the fourth falls off the cliff.

Time works the same way.

>>85871183
Yes, thankfully.

>>85871204
Aradia would never...

>>85871183
nah, that comic is still sort of recent and breeding jade preceeds my entry to this comic which was around mid 2013. idk what these other guys are talking about I have files saved from back then

>>85871243

anyone got the one with john sticking his arm in here?

>>85871274
Breedslut Jade begins with BREEDING DUTIES which was back in 2010

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>>85871144

>>85871250
Is that like the novikov consistency principle? Because andrew's rules work on causality and a weird unreliable form of MWI so it's sort of fucked when he wants to keep things clear and consistent. Davesprite is a prime example of everything wrong with time travel in homestuck.

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>>85871313

>>85871252
>>85871302
Thesed forced memes are the #1 worst things about these threads and they are slowly killing them.

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>>85871302
Found it.

>>85871438
Cry some more breedslut.

>>85871291
>>85871482
Fuck.

>>85871482

that has got to be my favorite fanart

>>85871497
Die yourself, bugo.

>>85871554
If I die, who will pay your child support payments?

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>>85871482

>>85871594

we must go.. deeper

>>85871576
Would Jade's breedslutness prevent her from holding down a stable job?
Would any of the kids even work?

>>85871576
Karkuck.

>>85871594
she can always grow a new heart (?).

>>85871624

so what happened to bec noir? did he open a leftorioum or something after? must not be easy finding work with one good arm.

>>85871594
Reminds me of that scene in Cascade. Is John secretly Bec?

>>85871668
he sells illegal babies and illegal baby accessories

>>85871668
look at what vriska accomplished after she lost her arm.

I'm sure noir will do fine.

also I only just realized that spades slick lost an arm too. huh. I guess it's just more correlation bullshit from the sprite and the nature of homestuck.

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>>85871624
John feels compelled to as a proper father should, the Strilondes never work a day in their life. Jade manages a company, Jane a bakery/jokeshop, reports of Jake banging tribals and discovering ancient temples filter in through news sites.

>>85871161
one thing that's really telling about the ending is a lack of those charts people used to make, you know the ones that plot a character or objects passage through time

>>85871722

kind of helped that she had a robotic one, and then didn't god tier return it?

>>85871705
>baby smuggling
This is what happens when you allow carapaces into your cities.

>>85871752
Yes, it did.

>>85871741

charts are no good. they break too easily when the timeline goes all snakey wakey

>>85871624
>CANON
-CANON-
jobs for characters in the new universe
----------------------------------------------------------
John: World famous movie critic and later director of critically acclaimed "Troll Ghost Busters"

Rose: Author of the best selling novel in history "How I Slept With My Mother"

Dave: Professional "Dog Breeder"

Jade: Founder of the "Pups for Pawns" foundation.
------------------------------------------------------
Jane: Current CEO of Betty Crocker Corp.

Dirk: Created the first line of advanced sexbots with AI

Roxy: CEO of Micropenisoft CORP.

Jake: World renowned explorer and responsible the discovery of the "libido gene"
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Aradia: Discovered the frog ruins for the new universe. Currently in the future raising the future SBURB players.
Vriska: Empress of NuAlternia
Terezi: Ambassador of NuAlternia
Sollux: CEO of TwinApple INC.
Kanaya: Mothergrub Attendant
Karkat: A slave
------------------------------------------------------
Davepeta: Murdered
Jasperose: MIA
ARquius: Designer for AI sexbots
Nannasprite(s): Living happily with Dad Crocker
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Chess people all live quiet and fruitful lives. Except for Jack, who is the crime boss of a massive drug cartel in NuAlternia
------------------------------------------------------

>>85871752
she got her eye too!

i bet when jane is short on cash for her company, she sells her organs

>>85871724
>Dirk
>Not working
Fuck you and your memes.

>>85871741
I'm still waiting for somebody to make one for the crowbar considering it's just as important as lil cal.

I mean, I could probably do most of it from memory, and my measly skills in GIMP would pretty easily allow me to do it. But I'd have to re-read to get it right seeing as the crowbar doesn't have a wiki page, just a short one-off sentence on the felt page, and then it's scattered all over the wiki in other people's pages. I don't think I have it in me to re-read though.

>>85871790

TIL gods need dental plans

Imagine a world where Homestuck stayed good throughout the story

>>85871804
Running puppet porn sites and drawing FNAF porn isn't "work" Daniel.

>>85871819
Lisa needs braces

>>85871846

dental plan

>>85871790
>Aradia not Jake's excavation partner
It's shit
SHIT

>>85871819
Have you SEEN Jade and John's teeth? It's like Joey was the only Jakespawn to get braces.

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>>85871819
>>85871846
I've had this saved for years with this filename and this is the one chance I get to use it, despite the comic having really not much at all to do with dental problems

>>85871866

spend all your life eating cake and pumpkin pies and your bound to loose a few teef

>>85871865
Couldn't keep up with his libido.

>>85871874

best noises

>>85870251
I imagine basically all that needs to be redone is some areas and art. The writing and majority of the game has to already be set in stone they just have to polish everything up again.

>>85871899

I keep my libido in my dresser drawer

>>85871866
>$2.5 million braces
I hope it was well worth it

>>85871899
bullshit, i bet she was used for testing

>>85871966
Her dad is rich.

i was hoping my money went to joey's boob job fund...not the jude braces fund

>>85871835
Dirk isn't Bro, sperglord.

>>85872051
Joey doesn't need a boob job. She's perfect as is.

>>85872070
Sure thing, GRAMPS.

>>85872065
Running puppet porn sites and making FNAF sexbots isn't "work" Daniel.

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so was this ever solved/disproven or what

>>85872088
Ebin meme. Dirk built an AI and is a neroutic workaholic asshole. He'd obviously get a job.

>>85872097
Not even andrew caers, why should you

>>85872119

all of the jobs

>>85871724
>jade the breadwinner
Why is Dave always a numale cuck in these situations

>>85872162
Yes. And then he'd have a stroke and die.

>>85872097
You know, for a comic that got famous for its insane continuity and tying everything together, the retcon sure is a piece of shit.

>>85872097
it's so fucking wrong im not going to waste my time with it

>>85872164
It's canon.

>>85872188

Perfect Dirkbot replicas. Model life decoys now that his tech isn't limited.

>>85872196
please work it out. put my mind at rest

>>85872238
Mass rape hysteria- but only for men.

>>85872282

forgot the carry the 1

>>85872164
Dave wants to be a stay-at-home dad and shower his kids in love.

>>85872189
>You know, for a comic that got famous for its insane continuity and tying everything together, the retcon sure is a piece of shit.
THIS.

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>>85872097
That sure is a lot of assumptions and giving a shit about something that doesn't matter.

>>85872097
This is the only glaring problem I can see with the retcon other than the fact that it was completely pointless because john could have changed so much more to help out their situation, but he didn't because hussie already funded an anime 3 years in advance and needed to use his super duper retcon power before the end.

>>85872097

I'm not sure, but because of dave, Im guessing that its possible to survive doomed timelines or even retconned ones.

I don't want to write is off as such, but he may be either a fixed point in the universe because of his elegydoll or some other means.

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Dirk would follow in Bro's footsteps and create advanced AI sexbots. ARquius has experience in designing LITERAL perfection in robot form.

Early models would be reused designs for Aradiabot, but later on they would get more customizable and come in different shapes and sizes.

The most popular designs would end up being the "Carapace Royalty" models.

>>85872409
>What is my purpose?
>genetic material collection
>oh my god...

>>85872337
>giving a shit about something that doesn't matter.
mighty tall words coming from someone posting an image with nepeta

>>85872297
Mass rape hysteria-only for men and post-op FTM.

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>>85872443
IF I'M GOING DOWN YOU'RE ALL COMING WITH ME

>>85872447

Screw it. Skull fucking for everyone!

>>85872409
Is she farting ghosts?

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>>85872409

>>85872472
no they are living inside her robot arms

>>85872466
Sex robots take over the world through murdering with rape; the only humans left are sexslaves- only men.

>>85872506
Her farts are?

>>85872097
Actually, the main problem with this theory is where we draw the line for the retcon timeline beginning. If it's as far back as john travels (In front of The Dolorosa I think?) then I guess it holds water, but if it's to significant change, then it's after slick jumped, meaning that the retcon timeline would be the one in which slick had already jumped.

If andrew doesn't clear this up it's really going to eat at me

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>Aradia goes to the future to train the youth
>Everybody is dead
>The future is filled with murderous sexbots that all look like her

>>85872556

>hitting on Aradia.

how it going, toots

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>>85872612
Aradia is made for fart-based bullying.

>>85872594

i just imagined her doing the "Eqqqquiiiiusussss!" with little shaking fists.

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>>85872594
>>85872529
humanity's last moments would look something like this

>>85872700
That's not a human though. Unless it's an Equius cosplayer.
>Only people left are male Equius cosplayers and Equius himself.

>>85872700

wouldnt she be able to control the robots, and then it would be like heavy metal, aradia edition

>>85872743
*ARquius
*Male Equius and ARquius cosplayers

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>>85872786
>no femquius cosplayers
lame

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>>85872786

>>85872805
It's because they're gay Dirkbots.

>>85872805

the only female equius I acknowledge is on buttler island

>>85872811
That guy looks pretty tough.

>>85872829

give me a chunky jane. No bot is that gay

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>>85872858
he's a big guy

>>85872883

I actually thought that was huss for a second after the trumpanders video.

>>85872863
You underestimate Dirk's misanthropy and obsession with emasculating fuckboys.

>>85872978

i sure hope so

>>85872978
jane is pretty boyish

>>85873033
What's that supposed to mean, Anon....?

>>85873055
But she's not a fuckboy because nobody in their right mind would fuck her.

>>85873113
it would help fill some gaping holes in the plot of Dirk

>>85873160
Uh, what?

>>85873140

how about the wrong mind?

>>85873193
Kanaya would. She has a fat human fetish. See: rose

>>85873193
Nope. Nobody will ever fuck Jane so I guess she survived too.

>>85873187
IT WOULD HELP FILL SOME GAPING HOLES IN THE PLOT OF DIRK

>>85873223
>Forcing memes/fetishes.
Stop.

>>85873236
Are... are you gay now?

>>85873261
I am that is

>>85873317
Are.. are you retarded?

It's dead, Jim.

>>85873368
only on days that have a Y in them.

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Fate of Karkat Vantas

Karkat was actually the head of a very large media empire. However it all turned sour after reporting a scandal involving ARquius.

Karkat refused to pull nudes of ARquius down from the Vantas Media site, leading Arquius to file a lawsuit.

Arquius won the legal battle and Karkat was forced to file for bankruptcy and sell all Vantas Media websites.

Later Karkat's husband filed for a divorce.

Desperate for company and money, Karkat sold himself into slavery.

His location was a mystery for decades until it was revealed the Empress of NuAlternia had been using him as crude and lewd entertainment.

Shortly after he died from kidney failure.

>>85873436
can we only be so lucky?

>>85873436

roxy. alt timeline karkats.

kidneys for everyone!

Between how much I hate Vriska and how many times Sans killed me, hearing the opening bars of Megalovania makes me feel like I'm passing a kidney stone

>>85873436
>>85873559
What the hell is a kidney? Do you mean toxin sponges?

>>85873604
sorry. squeedly spooch

>>85873604
>usin lowwblood vvernicular
>bein a lowwblood
shakin my head

>>85873584
It just reminds me of Derse.

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>>85873584
i just think of aradia's cute smile

>>85873712
>>85873783
People consider it a Vriska song because it uses that same fake guitar sample that sounds like a giant fly having a seizure that you find in Vriska's actual theme.

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>>85873783

you have to tilt your head sideways, but there is a smile there

>>85873870
delete this rump

>>85873584
Hearing Megalovania almost makes me sick because it isn't even close to being Toby's best.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpnY41JNVbo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iy5fKp-aV4o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75kJb_aAvKY

>>85873890

it too big for the trash

>>85873896
Moonsetter makes me want to die because of what that man did to it

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>>85873839
>People consider it a Vriska song
Not anymore

>>85873896
>Davesprite
My nigga.
>Moonsetter.
VRISKAGRAM FLASHBACKS. OH GOD.

>>85874010
Deleate this.

>>85873983
>>85874049
Do you think using Moonsetter for Vriskagram was Hussie's passive-aggressive way of venting his frustrations with Toby for completely kicking his ass at releasing a Kickstarter video game and/or being a content creator or something

>>85873584
>>85874010
Undertale makes me legitimately salty. I know it's petty. I know it's childish, but I can't help it.

>>85874090
Yes. So was destroying Shelby in bed.

Once you go Hack, you can never go back

>>85874090
That's a weird conclusion to come to.

>>85874115

so dave prototyped himself with a black Julia Roberts poster?

checks out.

>>85874111
all humor aside it's a really pleasant and heartfelt game

kind of like if hussie made homestuck but he was sincere about it and had real love for the characters and knew how to tell a complete story with a good ending

but I know how a shit fandom can make you not want to touch anything with an astronaut grabby claw

>>85874197
>Undertale discussion
Worse than unironic gender discussion.

>>85874111
You sound like you're having a bad time.

>>85874215
ty anon i was going to reply seriously to him and you stopped me

dog bless

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>>85874115

>>85874235
I can't believe that nobody called out Undertale for fucking using shitty memes.