When will someone put a stop to this monster?
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAAAAAAAY WITH IIIIT
Not Gene. Not now. Not like this.
TIM CURRY
He cannot be stopped.
Fuck you for taking Bowie, Prince, Harambe , the dude who voiced Stu, and now Gene.
Please kys
>>85864263
>forgetting Cooke
Do you even /co/?
>>85864016
Well, I mean, he'll probably be dead in a few years. So that can stop him.
Stan "The Collector" Lee was the first thing that came into my mind when I heard the news.
>>85864933
I thought I was the only one even though I knew others would think the same thing
He can't keep getting away with this
>>85864259
>$3.500 billion
WHAT
>>85864218
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH.
>>85864807
>Stan dieing
>Ever
Oh hey new guy. Welcome to/co/
>The man whose creations influenced our childhoods now destroys them for his own personal gain
Pottery.
This is getting creepy now...
>Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
>I have a perfect puzzle for you
>Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-dee
>If you are wise, you won't trust Stan Lee
>>85864263
I didn't know Harambe voiced Stu
who did he kill now?
>>85865361
Holy fuck that's great
>>85864259
>Isaac has also donated to Donald Trump's presidential campaign's donation for wounded veterans
>On June 30, 2016, Laura Perlmutter donated $449,400 to Donald Trump's presidential campaign
Marvel CEO and wife are Trumpfags. How does that even begin to make sense?
>>85865392
gene wilder
>>85865491
The Merchant always plays both sides.
>>85865603
goy delete this before before i reports u for off topic
oy vey
>>85864016
he will probably die in the next 6 months. i hope.
>>85865646
>i hope.
>>85865571
Good riddance.
>>85865121
Stan Lee should go after the Tripfags
Starting with Boco. Fuck you Boco.
>>85864218
IF YOU TOUCH CURRY! I SWEAR TO GOD
>>85865571
N-no....NOOOOOO!
YOU MONSTER!
IT'S LIES!
>>85865764
Isn't he all stroked out anyway?
>Implying Miller didn't beat him
>Implying he won't be in this cycle's three pack
Lee is blind now and is moved to hospice care.
Miller looked like he was going to die for a year and now is improving in health
Who died this time?
>>85865361
>We'll begin
>With a spin
>Traveling in
>The world of Stan Lee's creation
>>85865830
Someone not /co/ related.
>>85865830
Well, his name was Jim, but most people call him... Jim.
>>85864218Sam Neill
>>85865862
Who?
>>85864016
He killed Juanga ;_;
>>85865806
>>85865880
Mr Fuji, Juan gabriel and gene.
>>85866011
>gene
Gene Kelly? He died decades ago.
>>85866054
Gene wilder.
>>85865361
>What do you get when you guzzle down souls?
>Turned into a meme by 4chan trolls
>Sold your IPs to the House of the Rat?
>What do you think will come of that?
>I don't like the look of it.
>>85865717
>>85866074
>another unfunny comedian
Based Stan.
Only one man can stop him
>>85865830
Willy Wonka and Fronkinsteen
>>85866268
Wasn't he retired from acting or something?
>>85864016
Jack will come for his old "friend" soon. Presumably on skis.
>>85866302
Fuck yeah.
>>85866302
The souls give him the speed to outrun Kirby. Stan will be the last soul living in the universe. When he dies the next universe will spring into being.
>>85865374
Harambe is very talented.
>>85865057
Stan Lee made stuff that influence my childhood? I'm pretty sure he just scribbled words into dialogue boxes to make them more up to date.
>>85864016
He's like Unicron, he will devour all until there is only Stan Lee.
>>85865491
Yeah, that's what I was confused about too when I looked at his page.
>>85865361
>>85866076
Time to go to someplace a littleWilder
>>85866443
*Harambe WAS very talented.
When I first read Gene I thought it was Simmons, but losing Wilder is bad too
>>85865571
>>85865361
Too bad that he never made an ever-lasting life saver
>>85866974
Simmons is too powerful a magician.
>>85867051
MOTHERFUCKING CARLOS I SWEAR
>>85866479
Creating dialogue is actually pretty difficult. Dikto and other artists deserve credit of course but a lot of shit wouldn't exist without Stan
>>85867333
>Creating dialogue is actually pretty difficult
That's why Lee sucked at it so much.
>>85867333
But Dikto wrote the dialogue too. He asked Stan to reword it to make it sound more professional.
>>85864016
Do some people actually think hes doing this
>>85866242
You think Kirk wakes up everyday hoping he's dead and then getting pissed he isn't?
>>85865603
>>85865631
Fuck off /pol/
>>85867431
Movie buffs wake up everyday hoping Michael's dead and then get pissed he isn't.
>>85864016
we just have to aim for his glasses
>>85867399
He's kinda of a dick for not accepting Dikto as co-creator but Stan was the one that took the risk and made Spidey happen in the first place.
It's a complex discussion because both sides have valid points.
>>85867346
I can only speak for Spidey but his dialogue wasn't so bad until Pete reached college and everyone started talking like fucking hippies. God that was really bad.
You leave Space Dad alone!
>>85867450
Excellent work yid!
>>85864016
Not until Bendis get's sacrificed to him.
>>85867519
Are you saying his glasses are his phylactery?
>>85867426
Get out of here Stan you know what you're doing.
>>85864016
Serious question.
We all joke when this happens.
Stan Lee some virtually immortal life sucking entity taking the talent we love best to prolong his own life. But when Stan actually does die one day, how are you going to feel about it?
>>85864016
WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING, SE LLEVO A JUAN GABRIEL, NUESTRO JUANGA
>>85869091
>Stan Lee dying
>Any apparent death not a clever ruse
>>85867431
Welp, i know i do
>>85869091
Eh, Marvel will write him back in a year or two.
>>85869091
Marvel will replace him with black trans Muslim woman named Stanleeah bin Truebelieva. Xir pronouns will be "excelsior/excelsiou/excelsius."
He'll be fine.
>>85869091
Swell.
>>85869091
Feel like a hero would be born.
>>85869486
ZING
>>85864016
>>85864218
It's impressive how much that toupee really does make him look younger. If you get rid of it he really looks his age a lot more.
I've already vowed that I won't leave /co/ until I see this board explode with this monsters death
>mfw Steve Ditko will die before Stan Lee
>>85871983
>Jack Kirby will always have been dead for years
>>85869091
I think /co/ should fund a viking funeral for Stan, thus proving once and for all that Stan is actually some unholy Lich, and at that moment we will all be under his deathless thrall.
Also, let's sacrifice Balent.
>>85869144
Who will be in the final showdown?
Hes gonna do it. I just know hes gonna do it.
>>85864016
Next is going to befrank welker
>>85866387
>Stan survives into the next universe
>takes on the role of its Galactus
>>85875729
>Welker dies
>voice acting industry gets a fuckton of new positions open with the fall of the God King
>a new age rises
>except Welker recorded himself doing every animal ever and enough soundbites in thousands of voices to make any word in the English language with any voice
>every cartoon after that point is just Frank Welker soundbites smashed together
>voice acting industry basically dies as Welker ascends to all powerful god of voice acting
I 'll be honest. i can't believe Mel Brooks outlived Gene
>>85869091
Not good. Jokes aside, it'll be a sad day.
>>85865646
Your next
>>85864016
don't you understand? he's galactus. he will outlive us all. he will survive the heat death of the universe and become eater of world's as the last survivor of this universe.
>>85878482
This is the seventh time he has undergone this cycle. He's becoming exceedingly good at it.
>>85869144
Jesus, Brendan Fraser is looking rough.
What ifStan Lee in the marvel movie cameos is actually the beyonder or some other celestial god-Being?
>>85868586
Suck cock nazi scum
>>85881361what if stan lee is a celestial being, and feasts on the souls of his victims to maintain his physical form?
Your angel of death awaits..
>>85875524
HE BETTER FUCKING NOT!
>>85864016
Millions of people die every day.
If you want to be internally consistent with your "literally every human death is directly and intentionally caused by Stan Lee" forced meme, you have to shitpost a lot more than this.
Once Stan goes, it'll be revealed that he was only a pawn. He got to keep a fraction of the life energy he collected, but the majority went to the man behind it all.
>>85882986
>Millions of people die every day.
Remember that when your mother dies.
>>85884101
Did you not read the whole post?
>>85882986
I agree
>>85883028
You find this shitposting fun?
>>85884797
Yes, and now that it makes you butthurt, it's doubly fun.