We're totally going to get Jessica with Carol, right?

>>85855551

Marvel & Disney are too skittish to make the lead of an upcoming motion picture gay.

They should, though.

>>85855551

No, Carol is going to separate Spider-Mom 2 from her child in Civil War II, like she did to Spider-Mom 1 and her child in Civil War I

>>85855551
Carol needs Jess to keep her from going totally all batshit tyrannical homicidal warlord and Jess needs Carol from going totally idiotic.

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>>85855692
Custody battles are always so messy.

>>85855670
best not mention that around the Frozen 2 hype threads

>>85855670
>They should, though.
why

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I can never decide if I should put their stuff in my Marvels folder or my Spider-person folder. I dislike having duplicates

>>85855839

Because both of them are only interesting when they're with each other. Marvel has been trying to make both Carol & Jessica work as characters for decades, and the only time they really do is when they're acting like an old, married couple. It's clearly the niche they've been looking for, but they run away from it.

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>>85855886

They gave us the skiing outfit, but will we get the powered armor?

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>>85855551
They should make every character on Marvel and DC, gay or bi.

And as a Carol fan, I think that they all should have androgynous appereance.

>>85855551
Carol deserves to be happy. Idk about that other bitch though

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>>85855551
But none of them are lesbians, and we all from /co/ hate retarded decision to change a character's sexuality for the sake of pandering.

Also, everybody hates you and your shitty ship on the Carol threads.

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>>85855551
I'm down. Are we doing the traditional twitter campaign or what?

>>85855670
>Marvel & Disney are too skittish to make the lead of an upcoming motion picture gay
maybe. Look at Once Upon A Time, that lame TV show. They've had a couple of lesbians there.

>>85855839
>why
fair question. There's several reasons, but >>85855958 said the best one. They're much more interesting together. Another good one is >>85855703. Jessica is kind of a mess without someone to keep her focused. I would add a couple of marketing reasons -- we don't care about marketing, but Disney/Marvel do. Making them a couple and promoting them will a) shut up a lot of the diversity crowd and b) free publicity! free publicity everywhere! and this being 2016 much of it will be positive.

Finally, the fan art will be glorious.

>>85855958
Do you know that two characters don't need to be fucking to interact right? The conncept of friendship exist?

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>>85856113
>But none of them are lesbians
correct. that's why they should be bi.

>Also, everybody hates you and your shitty ship on the Carol threads
nope

>>85856113
I don't, back the fuck off?!

>>85856113
Also, besides being straight, Carol is a right wing conservative.

>>85856141
do you know that not everyone is 'just friends', and are in fact fucking?

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>>85855551

/co/mblr is cancer.

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>>85856157

>>85855551
If there is no god then yes

/co/ became so much less fun when it became less gay

>>85856200
>/co/mblr

Don't be a cunt all your life.

I miss Jessica's old costume...

>>85856157
Has Carol been one lately though? Or are you saying this because she's going around using a shitload of extrajudiciary powers?

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>>85856412
The period when she was still using the old one for Avengers duty was a good compromise. The new one doesn't really fit in.

>>85856412
I like the new one except for the dumb glasses.

>>85856134
Once CW2 is over, I'd be happy to have a book with just Carol and Jessica cleaning up the mess, Carol crying about how it got out of hand she accidentally a fascist assault group, and now Kamala hates her guts, Dazzler and Nico hate her, She-Hulk is down, Banner is dead, SHIELD is destroyed, Tony is no longer available for projection... and things are generally going badly.
And then they try to fulind a fruit basket that says: "Sorry I turned tyrant again!"

>>85856532
that could be good. Just Carol going "abloo bloo everyone hates me I tried to do the right thing" and Jessica going "I don't hate you. Just because I need help with this fucking kid and you put the Porcupine in jail."

>>85855670
Daily reminder that there aren't two sexual preferences.

>>85856134
People on the internet want to turn every two characters who ever appear together into a gay couple. Even ones like these two no one gives a real shit about. Them babbling about bullshit to each other like a besties in a handful of panels isn't even interesting and is actually an incredibly superficial and uninspired reason to justify putting them in a ultimately boring relationship that has zero chance of going anywhere.

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>>85856589

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>>85856760
you didn't reply to any of the points I made and you clearly are not familiar with the characters.

>Them babbling about bullshit to each other like a besties in a handful of panels...is actually an incredibly superficial and uninspired reason....
except that's not any of the reasons mentioned by myself or other posters. You fail.

>>85856113
They were written by Claremont. They're lesbians. If it wasn't for that you might actually have a point.
It's a joke 99% of the time to begin with but it has more ground to stand on than Iceman or Prodigy.

>>85856333
Just commit suicide queershit.

>>85857529
a cute

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even aliums know whats up

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>>85855551
Carol really needs to team up with a car based superhero or a bumblebee from the transformers.

>>85855551
I'm getting real tired of this shit.

>>85858845
We all are.

>>85855974
Does everyone these days get their own Hulk Buster armors?

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>>85859140
Merchandising!

They might as well. Marvel has been trying to turn Carol into a man for years and she and Jessica have always been a little too close.

I can't wait until it actually happens and non-comic readers throw a bitch fit and pretend they ever gave a shit about these two characters.

>>85859512
Wouldn't noncomic readers be the ones celebrating it?

>>85859553
I guess there's be a split with that group. You'd have the tumblr group praising it but I know /tv/ and /pol/ will flood this place with threads saying "NOT MUH" as if they've read Jess and Carol for years.

I can't imagine anyone who legits reads comics opposing this pairing because the two have always been kinda gay for each other. It's like how the Naruto fanbase eventually accepted that Naruto and Sasuke being gay for each other makes more sense than any other pairing in the series.

>>85859685
So it makes sense with delusional shipping bias.

>>85859715
It definitely makes more sense than any of Carol's BF's over the years.

Tell me with a straight face that CarolxWonderMan and CarolxRhodey makes more sense than CarolxJessica.

>>85859715
>So it makes sense with delusional shipping bias.
Welcome to all shipping ever. Headcanon >>> all. Pure fucking cancer.

>>85859799
It makes more sense than CarolxJessica.

>>85859912
You don't read comics.

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>only 4 issues

but damn she looked good with a belly

>>85857168

That doesn't count, everyone's a lesbian when Claremont writes them

>>85859799

Jessica is like Valkyrie at this point. The only way the character stays relevant is by hooking her up with other characters.

What's sadder is that they are trying to make Carol a bull dyke but chickening out of actually confirming her sexuality.

>>85859939
Your ship is based entirely around misrepresenting the friendship of two heterosexual women as a lesbian romance.
It's fine for fun but don't go assigning your headcanon as accurate.

It would be better if they had their old costumes.

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>Getting mad that two fictional characters wont stick each others fingers in the others vagina and call that 'sex'

>>85859799
>Tell me with a straight face that CarolxWonderMan and CarolxRhodey makes more sense than CarolxJessica.
I can't cause they don't. CarolxRhodey was embarrassingly bad. CarolxWonder Man at least made sense, because Brian Reed spent time building it up. And since New Avengers it's been totally forgotten. You'd think that Carol would give a damn that a former good friend (Scarlet Witch) is fucking one of her exes. and Carol would definitely give a damn that Rogue essentially murdered her ex by absorbing him -- doing to him what Rogue once did to Carol.

Let me put it like this. Carol has spent more time with Jessica than all of her boyfriends combined. Carol has told Jessica "I love you" more times than all of her boyfriends combined. In every M/F relationship she's had, Carol has showed a lot of ambivalence. She has kept the relationships secret, dumped guys without warning or remorse, lied about dating various guys and gotten embarrassed when the secret gets out, and generally been very uncomfortable with all of them. Carol has never been the slightest bit uncomfortable with Jessica. Sometimes Jessica runs off and does something stupid, and Carol chases her -- which she's never done to a guy. Carol has, multiple times, begged Jess to come back to the Avengers.

I could go on, but you get the idea.

>>85860594
But she did all that shit as a friend

>>85860717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le3iizj-cqw

>>85860717
The bitch is gay you under aged faggot.

Just realized MCU Carol will never be able to get with teen-Spidey. I am fed up with this world.

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This parody is a good example of how their relationship should be. 10/10

>>85861477
Yes anon, everyone is gay. Friendship is just a closet.

>>85860717
if she did all that as a friend, why does she only do all those things for one friend -- Jessica? Carol has a lot of friends and she doesn't go this far for them.

>>85861907
Because they're not as close in a purely platonic sense.

>>85855886
what is this from?

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>>85856708

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>>85862007
current Spider-Woman ongoing

>>85862048
I see it's written by Hopeless. Any good? Or is it...ahem...hopeless? Ba-dum tsss.

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>>85861971
platonic: not physical or not touching

here are Carol and Jess not touching

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>>85862086
I like it. It's quirky fun.

>>85862092
here they are continuing to not touch

>>85862092
>>85862122
platonic:(of love or friendship) intimate and affectionate but not sexual.

Spider-Woman may dye her hair, but she isn't bald.

>>85862008
I think tumblr sexualities are bullshit but being bisexual (source, have fucked guys and girls myself and enjoyed it) is not a tumblr sexuality and that makes 3.

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OP here.

I totally should have worded that better because I actually didn't mean a romance thing. I was actually talking about getting Jessica in Carol's movie.

When it comes to the two being a literal couple, I don't care either way. It's not like it would be a forced thing if they did make them an actual couple (unlike many other gay cape shit), but I also like their actual friendship.

I want Spiderman to be Jessica's baby daddy.

>>85862186
Spider-People master race will never be allowed to get a large population because status quo.

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Im all for it. Carol should have a Rhodey/Sam. Plus its not that hard to bring her in given all the HYDRA stuff. The only problem I could see is casuals confused by the, or lack thereof, Spider Man connection

>>85862221
But this way they could bring in their time travelling son or make Migeul some descendant of the spider line

>>85862294
That's dumb.

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Should Carol wear Aviator Goggles instead of a mask? Seems like a good substitute.

>>85862382
Can't make her costume any worse at this point.

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>>85862404
?

>>85862168
I doubt Jessica will be in the movie. If she is it may be as "Agent Drew" without powers.

>>85862290
>casuals confused by the, or lack thereof, Spider Man connection
that's easy to fix. Make a joke out of it. Have people constantly ask if she's Spider-Man's sister or something, and have her get triggered every time.
>"No! I'm not related to Spider-Man! What is wrong with you people!"
>"Well did you get your powers from him or--"
>"I don't even know who he is!"
they could have a scene where Jessica saves the day, then later sees herself on the news. As the video of her being heroic plays, the caption reads: "Spider-Woman: Spider-Man's girlfriend?"

>>85862469
Just call her Arachne.

>>85862469
I kind of want it to be an ongoing gag now that you say it.

>>85862469
seems a waste to not give her powers
>the airhead clinging to the wall is my sidekick. I found her in a Hydra base I was busting up and she followed me home. I call her Jessica

>>85862662
Pet play. Kinky.

>>85860594
>You'd think that Carol would give a damn that a former good friend (Scarlet Witch) is fucking one of her exes.

Simon was with Wanda (and in love with her for much longer before that) before he ever dated Carol. Also Carol almost dated Vision.

Ignoring Rogue absorbing Simon is much worse, though.

>>85862469

I could totally see her in the movie, and of all the side characters, she's the easiest to include because of all the hydra crap.