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>>85846672
>Mindful Education:
Stream: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4qalyh
Download: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x04.mp4
>NEXT EPISODE (airs Thursday):
Future Boy Zoltron (September 1st, 2016)
Preview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erZmoyFeQXI
Gem Harvest (September 8th, 2016)
Tiger Philanthropist (September 15th, 2016)
Last One Out of Beach City (September 22th, 2016)
EPISODES:
>Episode downloads
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>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
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HERE BE SPOILERS:
(Don't be a clod, mark and hide your spoilers accordingly!)
>2 minute clips and screenshots from CN's server
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>Leakbot
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MISCELLANEOUS:
>SDCC SU Panel
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>SDCC Zuke's SU Zine
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>Show Soundtrack
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>Attack the Light (mobile game) Soundtrack
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>/sug/ writebin
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>Archived threads
http://desuarchive.org/co/search/subject/sug/
nth for Lapidot
Why did the last thread get deleted?
FIRST FOR STAHP EM SPACE AIDS BOI
Why the fuck was last thread deleted?
Hey, what's going on? Show's still going for a while.
fuck why did we get 404'd I thought we were doing fine
>>85851420
WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK HAPPENED
WHAT DID MODS DO
Good riddance. Shipping ruins everything.
LAPIDOT
IT'S TIME FOR CUTE LAPIDOT!
>>85851450
Practicing for next month
Why'd the last thread get nuked?
>>85851442
>>85851438
>>85851449
>>85851450
>>85851446
Probably faggot OP deleted the thread. Someone did the same shit last night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHg50mdODFM
Here's the top comment from this video;
>ppl getting annoyed that Connie's problem is so small compared to Steven's is the reason why your friends don't tell you about anything that bothers them. small or big, if it's something that bothers you so much it shouldnt be invalidated. yes, there are atrocities in this world, things that are even beyond our control. that doesn't mean Im not allowed to feel an overwhelming burden of guilt for eating a marshmallow. to you, it's small, but for me, it's kind of a big deal.
Pack it up, mods are snipin'
LET'S GO!
>most depressing character
>only character that will never get healed or redeemed
Lapis is a gypise.
>>85851135
You can ask that of like 98% of fanart
If you ya don't like it ya don't like it, don't strain yourself trying to feel other people's tasteI ask myself the same kind of questions all the time seeing my notps get posted in these threads, but I know they're just coming from a different place than me
>>85851364
Amethyst sleeps
People like to think that Peri and Lapis would eventually try sleeping too as they try out different Earth stuff
She would be embarrassed because shelikesher and also anyone would be embarrassed seeing someone dreaming about passionately kissing you
It's fanart. Are you going to start questioning why people like Jaspearl art too?
Had a thought
One of Rose's powers has to be:
The ability to turn organic matter into hard-light (and vice versa)
it explains steven
it explains stevonnie
it explains the plant powers
I could even learn how to love BEES
>>85851474
That one was deleted for the off-topic gender debatingI know because I got warned
>>85851487
God people are fucking stupid.
>>85851487
millenials.txt
>>85851503
>>85851503
>>85851465
>>85851493
requesting Lapis, Peridot, and Steven in these suits saying Let's Go!
>it's a "lapidotfags can't control their autism and shit all over the thread with their cancer" episode
I'll see you fags next thread.
>>85851504
Looks like shipping's ruined you too.
guess I'll repost this for the magnificent hair
>>85851503
>>85851526
What country is that instrument from?
Lapis is cute.
CUTE!
Peridot dreaming about Lapis needs to have more art of it
>>85851487
agree.
Your life is not the same as someone else's life.
People starving in africa have no effect on me not wanting to eat all of the mcdonalds meal I ordered.
I don't live that life so why would I base my feelings on that life? fuck that. I feel based on MY experiences. Fuck you.
>>85851490
We still have a month to go right? We're allowed to stay as long as the show is airing.
Lappy makes me happy
Will Jasper evercry?
>>85851552
C U T E S T
U
T
E
S
T
>>85851545
I want to punch me and say lewd things
>>85851509
I always thought i might be bad, now i`m sure that its true. Cause, i think you`re so good, and i`m nothing like BEES
>>85851532
The bigger question is who areVictor, Hugo, and Lavernein this situation...
>>85851465
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdGdW67td-w
you asked for it
>>85851542
Why does nobody kick up a fuss when people post about other ships
>>85851573
>>85851552
>>85851554
This would have been cute without the sexual shit.
Post rare Stevonnies.
>>85851420
Have we seen anyone else with the hologram power besides Pearl?
>>85851545
Oof, nice shot.double meaning
>>85851487
It's like the "starving children in Africa" thing, yeah some people definitely have it worse than you but that doesn't mean shit shouldn't make you feel bad sometimes.
I'm just surprised Steven's butterflies didn't pop up before Connie's but he's probably just more used to pushing the feelings down.
>>85851508
first,
>hard light
also, if rose had that power why couldn't she and greg ever fuse
>>85851585
Because Lapidot is the one people hate most.
>>85851569
The moment she does, you know she's on the redemption path.
>>85851585
Because Lapidot gets to be the boogeyman since Zuke likes it.
>>85851595
The blue gem in the lighthouse.
>>85851511
>>85851518
My thing about that comment is that if Homeworld Gems are about to attack the Earth another time, then I'm sorry I'm not going to care nearly as much about how you ate a marshmallow or got into a mild scrape with some rando at school.
>>85851561
The kid's starving in Africa is a bit different. That's just a silly guilt trip.
>>85851589
I want this gem to be real!
>>85851580
lauren said the cgs would be the gargoyles and steven would be quazi in her hunchback au
Which of the three Pearls is the best?
>>85851487
The correct response is: Connie's problem was a real problem, but it was mainly setup for Steven half's FUCKING VIETNAM FLASHBACK
>>85851585
because they aren't pure garbage
gonna post this here too because other thread got deleted
>>85851585
Because Lapidot is the most popular ship, and there's a lot of people who hate popular shit.
>>85851585
Because Lapidot is the only one that has invaded the actual show and involved the actual writers.
>Pearl tells you that you have accumulated enough Pearl Points for a grab inside the Pearl Prize Pouch
What do you pull out, /sug/?
>>85851504
I think Peridot would definitely try sleeping, since she likes imitating Amethyst and is a earth-o-phile anyway.
Lapis would probably benefit from it, but I don't know if she'd try it. She's a little stressed out.
>>85851545
i want to marry a girl who is willing to stay dressed as jasper 24/7 for the rest of our lives
I'll marry this gem someday
>>85851651
Murdercock
>>85850617
>>85850579
>draw peridot drawing you actually writing that history report.
Misread the request, sorry about that.
Any more requests?
>>85851634
The one who likes weapons.
I finds that very very attractive
>>85851634
why does this remind me of Olivia Colman from The Iron Lady
>>85851651
>What do you pull out, /sug/?
A poel
>>85851487
Kind of agree. It's like Ruby and Sapphire. Ruby might have simple problems but that doesn't mean those are meaningless or that her suffering should be ignored.
Each head is a universe and personal issues might weight little to some people but the world to others. That's why patience and communication are important.
>>85851552
How much money would you pay to have Jasperbeat, mock and cuck you?
>>85851673
I posted this in the last thread but it's gone now so shit
Lapis grinding against an uncomfortable Pearl
>>85851651
I pull lapis out and then hug her
>>85851504
I mean yeah, I'm a shipper, but why ask "why do you like this when the characters wouldn't act that way" about that specific fanart when the vast majority of fanart is OOC?
People like different things dude
why is no one talking about the new weird looking dude in the leaks
>>85851604
>>85851561
You're right, but that's not really the problem here. The problem is exactly what Garnet showed with Ruby and Sapphire. Ruby was getting wound up in her little problem and didn't notice Sapphire under a vortex of issues.
It's not that Connie's problems or her feeling about them should be invalid, it's that she got so wound up in them, she forgot to pay attention to the people around her who were hurting much worse, and really could have used some help.
I don't get why anyone would be annoyed about the situation though since that was the entire point of the episode and was resolved in the end.
>>85851651
I want to stick it in the Pearl prize pouch.
A new glock would be nice.
>>85851642
10/10
>>85851663
Never.
>>85851651
I would pull out her tampon and....
Oh wait, you mean her fanny pack.
Nevermind.
>>85851663NO!
>>85851508
>Hard Light
The Gems are either made of Nanomachines trapping gas released by their formation or the outside of the gem is made of a particle entangled with a particle inside the Gem.
Gems are a spacefaring race, most likely made to concentrate energy for later consumption.
>>85851694
ANYTHING
>>85851694s-sauce?
>>85851474
No I didn't.
>>85851510
I'd ask what you autists were doing but I don't wanna get it started again
>>85851642
That's some 5-carat diamond booty right there.
>>85851487
It has at least some kind of basis. I mean the episode did show that Steven's problems were way heavier than Connies, but the point that the process for dealing with it was the same, this episode was meant to be the 'first step' to fixing Stevens guilt over these things, but it's not going to be taken care of in one episode.
The whole point of Garnets song was basically just "Don't fall apart agonizing over things you've done, it's fine to take your time and think over what happened calmly, and you can share your thoughts with others, for them to help you heal over stuff like this."
How will Connie lose her eye?
>>85851704
I don't see the appeal of making the characters act different from how they normally would. Why change their personality?
>>85851704
>>85851544
woops
>>85851733
>No I didn't.
Welp, I have no idea then.
>>85851578
me too
>>85851728
Some guy wanted to make a Gem dating sim. He left screenshots of it across /sug/ only to never be seen again, young warrior.
>>85851585
How new are you? There's been many a thread where the image limit is fucking demolished by cancer storms of the lapidot variety
>>85851456
>>85851744
>They do it for moot
You misspelt Hiro
>>85851743
To YD, causing Steven to go Berserk
>>85851456
>proof this shit's otp
>>85851743
Bird accident
>Pearl gives her the beak
why is peridot so cute
You guys are massive faggots, the true pairing is Steven X Jasper.
>>85851456SUNK
>>85851770
are there any more caps?
Soooo when Lapis and Peridot will fuse to become (probably) Aquamarine?
>>85851773
But moot (rose) is dead
>>85851790
>*sexy
LAPIDOT
>>85851791
>not Pearlstevonnie
>>85851801
When Zuke commits suicide. (For reals this time)
>>85851651
>>85851791
You guys are massive faggots, the true pairing is Ameythest x Jasper.
>>85851797
I don't have any personally besides THAT one. But it's easy to find with a google search.
>Steven asks Pearl and Amethyst to fuse into Opal and sing for Beach-a-palooza
>Opal gets ready to sing
>Forgets what she's about to do
>Rants about Shrek and Snow White instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5EfMpqk79k
>>85851807
Why do lapidotfags always make them wrong height
Even Zuke is guilty of it
F R E E T H E M
>>85851777
>causing Steven to go Berserk
>>85851801
>my birthstone being given to the fusion of shitdot and lapshit
please god no
>>85851609
Good point. Maybe she didn't think they could, so she never really tried? like, it is mental based isnt it?
so if she was 100% sure it was impossible, would she put the effort into it?
>>85851750
Well for one thing, I don't think it's that unthinkable for them to act like that since personalities are complex and versatile. As a shipper I like to imagine that that's what they might be like in a quiet intimate moment by themselves if their relationship is more advanced.
Second, it's just cute dawg
>>85851819
This is the only pairing in this thread that actually has potential. Jasper wasnt even redeemed yet and amethyst already refers to her as her sister.
Post your rarepairs.
>>85851801
When they learn not to be so be such autists and learn a thing or two about fugging.
>>85851706
I don't think that's the precise message. Steven didn't show bad signs until Connie already dealt with her issues so the whole "her problem dustracted her from Steven's" wasn't really the issue here. It was more about mutual understanding as also self-observstion to be able to see your issues from affar to get the whole picture and deal with them better.
Connie's way of solving her issue has put Steven in the right part to face his own. But being such heavy stuff it may take a bit more work. The dimension of theur problems is different but they were un the same predicament of beating themselves over it instead of facing it.
>>85851847
But then it's just a different character with an identical design. A personality is what makes a character diverse in media. Change how they act and you're changing characters. So seriously, why?
>>85851705
Nothin much to say aside from the fact that the dude looks sad and weird
would Jasper be a good mom
>>85851842
>shitdot and lapshit
>shitdot
>lapshit
YOU TRYING TO START SHIT ANON?
>>85851786
>that off-model height
That moment was really cute, you gotta admit.
Lapis usually seems to not like touching people besides Steven, and now Peridot.
how do you think the su fanbase will react when lapidot becomes heavily implied?
>>85851853
A bold statement against size difference
>>85851841
IT's going to be like Mindful Education, except instead of Steven being triggered, there will be a hole directly through Homeworld the exact shape and size of YD.
>>85851777
>to YD, causing Steven to go Berserk
>Steven goes Rose Quartz Avatar state effectively making Connie pointless besides as a love interest since he'll instinctively have the knowledge of how to use her sword
You gotta admit, doesn't sound completely impossible
Who's court are you in /sug/?
>>85851841
>>85851877
Your ship will never become canon Zuke. Now piss off.
>>85851851
I want them to start off having a sisterly bond, then watch as it all goes to shit because Ameythest takes it too far just like she did when she ruined her friendship with Greg.
>"I want to be friends again, I really do, but I can't let you do this to me again!"
>again
Seriously, flashback episode when?
>>85851875
>this man gets me
>>85851869
Jasper must be asshole aunt.
>>85851892
Pink!
>>85851487
This song has been incredibly useful in cutting down on my autistic rage.
>>85851819
YOU KNOW YOUR SHIT
>>85851892
Onion's
So what do you guys think Steven will ask to Zoltron?
>>85851873
>liking "Your New Favorite Gem" and no personality waifubait, who's sole characterization is "muh ptsd"
>ever
>>85851892
I'd like to work for White Diamond, but knowing my luck I'd probably end up with Yellow
What do you suppose Ame and Jasper's fusion would look like?
>>85851743
She gets a Red Ryder for Christmas.
>>85851877
>implying it's not heavily implied now
>>85851924
If I unplug your machine will you die?
>>85851892
Crimson King
>>85851863
If characters show enough of their personalities its not that weird to think how they would react in unseen scenarios based on canon personalities. That's the basis for official alternate realities or 'what if' comics/episodes.
Reminds of salty Peridot saying shapeshifting is an insult to your intended form. Its just a fun way to reimagine characters without any lucrative intent. Dunno why people get salty over it.
>>85851926
>muh ptsd
C'mon anon, that can go for most if not all Gems by this point!
>>85851873
Peridot is the best of the three HW gems, Lapis is tied with Amethyst for shittiest gem on the show.
The reason is simply that the other gems are still likable despite their flaws. Amethyst and Lapis are terrible characters and their flaws are made to make you like them more through pity.
>>85851916
>that compression
god damn
anyone got a better version?
>>85851771
There was like 2 threads after the zuke incident, and I can understand if people get mad if it gets to that level cause I didn't like it either, but people act like babies after the barest mention while other ships get posted every thread
Any good Jasper fan fics?
>>85851954
Classic!
>>85851924
Why is my mom such a huge cunt, and why does no one else acknowledge it?
>>85851946
Something like this but gemcrust keeps inserting their shitty OC into everything they do
>>85851892
Considering all the chances Yellow gave peridot, even though it was very clear peridot was useless and wasnt worth the effort of rescuing, she seems like the most loyal and trustworthy diamond.
>>85851955
"What if" just ruins the reality of it.
Plus, mentioning "advanced relationships", only makes it seem unintentional. Like this could happen to anyone if their relationship is advanced enough. I can't see either of these characters acting like this in any situation and it hurts to see people waste their artistic potential on what COULD be instead of what IS. That's why it feels weird to me. Trying to "set things up" so that they love each other makes a lot of people think the present relationship is undesirable.
>>85851875
peridot just knows lapis is a highly unstable rapist who could fuck up the planet whenever she feels like it. every day she walks the minefield of not setting her off to keep Earth safe and we should all appreciate her sacrifice.
>>85851962
Wasn't the only one here
/trash/ /sug/ gets it too
>>85851568
What is she listening to
So apparently Zuke started a Lapidot trend with her image.
Those guys who hate shippers and Lapidot must really fucking hate Zuke right now
>>85852013
Ween
>>85852013
Thank You by Dido
>>85851905
Truth
>>85852013
vapor w a v e
>>85851985
We know stone nothing about the other diamonds, aside from BD hating heterofusion to the point of shattering involved gems. That may be the same for all Diamonds
>>85851996
The burden of Lazuli
Are they all as insane as this one? I wonder. They need to be discontinued ASAP if so
>>85851996
This. Do Lapisfags know about this?I know i do :3
>>85852022
On a scale of 1 to reddit, how new are you?
>>85851962
Honestly, people post equally large amounts of, for instance, Pearl just as often no one really complains. I don't.
>>85851959
Fuck you. Peridot is best gem but Amethyst is in no way worst gem.
>normies don't understand the pain Amethyst has had to live with for millennia
I DIDNT ASK TO BE MADE
>>85852013
Linkin Park
What books would Jasper read?
>>85852013
Once in a lifetime
>>85851801
I'm thinking Chrysoprase
>>85852013
the seer
>>85852064
Who DID ask to be made?
>>85851857
> Steven didn't show bad signs until Connie already dealt with her issues.
Not really, from the point where Connie runs out of the ruins and Steven tells her "Sometimes you hurt people by accident" and "You just have to try not to think about it" It's clear he's troubled by the memories already.
>>85852022
Why does Lapis have Jasper's gem?
>>85852035
There needs to be more fanart of Jasper and Connie getting along. They seem cute together.
>>85852074
>that Jamethyst
Did the eye twitch carry over to her Jasper form too?
>>85851651
>You go get a prize from the prize pouch
>All the good prizes are taken and you are left with the pencils.
EVERY TIME!
>>85852074
No I'm Jasper!
>>85852064
>Amethyst is an unlikeable asshole
>"B-but it's ok for her to be terrible, she has a sad backstory!"
Also, Peridot is not the best gem, although she may be second.
>>85852089
Its not, in the music video he has a gold metal plate thing there
>>85852072
Art of war
To kill a mocking-gem
How to kill a gem in one simple movement and other lethal techniques
50 shades of pink diamond
>>85852075
Too green. Also they probably need for it to be easier to say as a name.
>>85852022
>>85851998
>>85851962
Haven't been on for 2 weeks. Whats the "Zuke Incident"?
>>85852013
I'm not sure, but I'll just show what I was listening to when I posted it
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YpOwyvD2ecg
>>85852109
Post gem points
>>85852092
For some reason I'd like to see them interacting? Maybe it's just the part of me that wants to see Jasper lost in a good book.
>>85851853
>>85851947
Kek
>>85852123
When she deleted her account because she was feeling overwhelmed with publicity in general.
>>85852123
People were harassing her on twitter so she quit
zuke a shit
>>85852089
It's not Jasper's gem. It's suppose to be a golden nose like the one that guy has in the music video Zuke's original comic was based off of.
>>85852022
It's even worse considering I liked Genghis Khan.
>>85852142
She quit her job?! Holy shit
>>85852146
Why didn't Zuke make it Jasper instead of lapis
>>85851853
>>85852129
and this is all I have
>>85852156
I fucking WISH
>>85852159
Cause they wouldn't give a shit about her otherwise.
>>85852013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxB5X2M1F-4
>>85852138
This is a tumblrtard trying to rewrite history.
Lauren Zuke deleted her account because tumblr and associates harassed after she posted some Lapidot art.
>>85852138
Also pretty sure claimed to be on /sug/ in the past.probably shit posting Lapidot
>>85852123
Zuke made a lapidot comic base of the music video for Genghis Khan. It's a pretty good song. You should listen too it.
>>85851986
>Like this could happen to anyone if their relationship is advanced enough.
Exactly
That what shipping is for
People like the present relationship, or simply think they could be good together, and their mind jumps ahead to everything including marriage and babies because they really like their favorite characters, pairings, and romance in general, and want to fantasize about every step of the relationship
>>85851892
We're on Earth. So we're all Pink Diamond's bitches.
>>85852159
Zuke is lapidot trashJasper would've made a much better fit imo
>>85852188
Why even force Lapis into any kind of relationship with anyone after what happened with Jasper? Don't Perifags and Lapisfags have enough respect for a character so as to not tamper with who they really are? Rebecca mentioned the new themes revolved around self-love and individuality, but these fly in the face of the fake relationships people create. I can see why people would like Peridot if they're into spastics, but polar opposites like that just don't fit with stoics like Lapis. Unless they're warping their personality, which is exactly what shipping does. And when this happens, you have a different character.
>>85851853
>>85852181
YOU ARE INCORRECT
All of those ""professional journalism articles"" have the utterly wrong story
Go read her final tweets, you history changing cunt
>>85852159
The same reason why people are pissed at Zuke is why she use Lapis. She's a lapidot fag, and made it Lapis because the music video, Genghis Khan, is about a dude with a golden nose coming out as gay and romancing the James Bond fella he was going to kill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_SlAzsXa7E
>>85852138
>>85852142
Ohh I heard of that. The SJW side of the fanbase (the even MORE cancerous side) started throwing shit at Zuke over twitter and zuke just quit twitter.
>>85851568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyBoIY2Y9Hg
Repostan since other thread got deleted
>>85852159
The song more fits Jaspis than any other SU pairing. Doesn't make sense with Lapidot.
Has Here Comes a Thought helped anyone else? I've really calmed down and started trying to live more in the moment since hearing it. I kinda feel more balanced out after listening to it.
>>85852072
The biggest and heaviest ones.
But only if by read you mean use them for exercise like the guy from Paranorman.
>>85852212
okay ;)
>>85851986
I don't see many of that offended people to be honest. What if scenarios usually have more freedom and are even insightful to see what could have been if the known event of the cgaracters weren't so lucky or so rough to them. Lots of aleatory circumstances make us pick a choice among a billion posibilities that we never be able to explore but fiction is flexible and open. That possibility for amusement of those with enough interest and creativity.
Canon or what IS helps us to stablish the basic persinalities of the characters and the reality they live in but if their reality is flexible so are their choices. I love Steven and Connie's relationship and growing battle partnership but there's a million ways that could have turned out completely different.
Even the creators aren't completely immune to this and is common practice for them to alter their original vision according to the new udeas they get from inspiration, advice from others or foreign sources. Pilot Steven is remarkably different to his final version in certain aspects.
Canon is important but i think taking it as gospel truth to be a waste of potential.
https://gifsound.com/?gif=i.4cdn.org/co/1472099006970.gif&v=26HsSzFX_ok&s=13
>>85852181
>This is a tumblrtard trying to rewrite history.
Nah, you fuck. I was in a /sug/ thread while it all went down. Read her last tweets. She posted some shit about the leaks, people got snippy with her, and she made comments about there being "more to life than SU," referencing the barrage of comments she got on every social media site she participated in about Steven Universe, all day, all the time. She couldn't handle it and noped out.
>>85852159
Overwhelming bias, to the point where it effects her work on the show. Pathetic
Anyone else think this next episode could be one of those unexpected heavy ones? Anything involving predicting/seeing the future could get real in this show.
>>85851853
So, theoretically, could Steven be corrupted? Or would his Organic Component stop it the way it stopped the destabilizers.
Could it be that Steven is Roses answer to corruption?
>>85852232
I found its good to listen to if I'm too tense or anout to argue with mygf
>>85852239
you do realize that screenshot proves the other person right, yeah?
>>85852223
Dude this triggered my ASMR so hard. Tothe point where i had to stop the video after 30 seconds just because the feeling was too overwhelming. Damn this is good
>>85852239
>leaks
>advocating piracy
>realizing she fucked up
Yup
>>85852081
Humans can change. Amethyst has to "live" with the knowledge that it's an objective FACT that she came out wrong.
>>85852113
If anything Pearl is the unlikeable asshole
>Peridot isn't best gem
Then who is?
>>85852088
Clear to us that know what he's talking about. Connie also seemed startled by that but Garnet immediately appeared.
>>85851509
>>85851579
>>85851892
> BD's is too easily offended, you might end up shattered because you didn't remember her order or the pizza man forgot her garlic sauce and you're complicit with it
> YD is pretty much your boss at work, but will also give you nice a "Christmas-beryl" bonus at the end of the year for good work. You'd also have to be fucking up pretty bad to get shattered.
> PD got fucked up by a bunch of niggers her first day on the job as anyone's boss, she sure as fuck isn't my diamond.
> WD is quite literally like working for God. So huge and wise, you just do whatever she says, her will compels it desu.
tl;dr yellow diamond for life, everyone elses diamond sucks
>>85852261
If we're taking the destabilizers as a reference here, he can't be destabilized or corrupted.
>>85852208
>off model Jasper with on model Garnet
Why do people do this?
>>85852208
>different coloured chopsticks
subtle
>>85852219I know her private tumblr and I know she was bothered by how people were talking shit about her on tumblr after Beta,but people were honestly not harassing her on twitter. Everyone just assumed that because of the shit talk on tumblr, the rumor spread, articles were posted, and now everyone takes it as fact.
>>85852274
IT'S HIP TO FUCK BEES
HELP HER, STEVEN
>>85852243
Best thing I've seen in /sug/ in a long time!
>>85852223
>mfw seeing Manic Miner in the title
>mfw the video starts
Why do you do this to me anon?
>>85852240
Why is it romance? Are people really that desperate? If you have the ability to create spectacular looking art that of individuals with personalities only to throw them out in favor of selfish behavior, then it's just a disservice to the creator.
Why bother if it only winds up changing the narrative? It's false and isn't how the original creator wanted it.
And potential? Potential can attract so many thousands of people but if it's only for lies then why are so many people diluted on the truth?
>>85852019
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
>>85852075
I can't see Chrysoprase without thinking of the troll.
Fluorite would be good too, or Jade.
I doodled best pearl on a post-it at work
Top comments from the music video Genghis Khan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_SlAzsXa7E
>Is anyone else here from Lauren Zuke's tumblr omg I'm in tears
>lapidot... thats all im gonna say
>I'm here because Lauren Zuke
>team lapidot where you at?
>lauren why
>because she the zuke
How does it feel /sug/?
>>85851743
she doesn't look away fast enough when she gives Steven his first handjob. the boy's got some pressure!
>>85852272
>Pearl is the unlikeable asshole
>Hating this
>>85851542
Jeez no wonder Zuke left Twitter if she had to put up with A-Holes like you all day.
>>85852159
Jasper is the wife at the end
>>85852323
Horrible.
>>85852292
>bees
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNZXNzZVOHc
>>85852287
Please fill us in on what she was saying
Zuke juked us all
>>85852127
>>85852330
>triggered
Back to tumblr where you're safe to circlejerk in a vacuum
>>85852293
Not even a dog with type with aids wants her.
>>85852323
>reading youtube comments in order to make fun of people on the internet
Wow anon this is what you do with your nights? How pathetic.
>>85852292
>>85852272
>Pearl is the unlikeable asshole
>Meanwhile the purple one goes around doing whatever the fuck fits her whim and occasionally BREAKING THE LAW DOING IT while exuding an essence of "I am a tumblrina rebellious child"
>>85852323
I like lapis and like peridot. But shipping them together don't sit well with me.
>>85852323
KEKKING
>>85852163
>>85852208
Never enough Jasper/Garnet
>>85852204
>Why even force Lapis into any kind of relationship with anyone after what happened with Jasper?
Because they want to see her happy with someone else, a healing relationship where she has someone who actually loves and cares about her instead of using her for power
>>85852356
>two Garnet points
Is this making up for the number of current Garnetfags?
Anons, just ignore the hate and post what ships you like. Don't need to make a big deal about it.
>>85852232
Yeah, I put it on when I remember that I'm broke and hate my co-workers. Just listened to it an hour ago and it really helped.
>>85852375
Why not? Honest curiosity here.
>>85852356
>no Connie points
>no Lion points
>no Peetle points
>no Yellow Diamond points
>no Blue Diamond points
>>85852375
Explain yourself anon.
>>85852388
It's weird. It changes the character, and it isn't "normal" for them. Relationships are the off-topic like Sugar said and personal traits are exemplified this season.
Why are so many people unable to accept the truth or just ignore desire in favor of ruined characters? Image limits are ruined, conversations never change and people just end up fighting and debating. This is what shipping does, and there are people ITT that are blind to a character's true potential for change that comes with time instead of "ruining the surprise" with forced alternate realities.
It's a shame. I didn't ask to be an orator than no one cares about in this discussion, but I've made my point and I rest my case.
It's just like people say: It's a delusion and it's an insult and in this situation? No body wins.
>>85852306
Holy fuck do you get this autistic about all fanart?
>>85852356
>>85852398
>no Rose points
>>85852388
Yeah you know how that can be achieved
A FUCKING FRIENDSHIP YOU GOD DAMN FAGGOT
NOT EVERY RELATIONSHIP HAS TO BE ROMANTIC
PURGE SHIPPER FAGS FAN WAR NOW
>>85852385
>Garnet will never tie Jasper to the fence with a leash
>>85852412
I don't like lapidot but just stop.
People like what they like. (of course the issue with lapidot extends beyond that but that's a different story)
>>85852266
>advocating piracy
Are people this dense? Nobody knows what sarcasm is?
... Did vaccines actually give everyone autism?
>>85852403
>The Bear Gem.png
>>85852375
Same.
>>85852417
>Do I smell an autism off in my /sug/?
>>85852412
>It changes the character
This is called "character development"
>>85852450
>in text about a show you work on under your real name
Tell that to CN execs
>>85852398
>>85852427
i haven't seen those points yet.
>>85852427
But you need to shatter a diamond for one and there's only 3 left and I need 5 for tendies and a blowie joey.
>>85852461
This. Part of character development is seeing how well, or in what different way, some characters interact with others.
>>85852440
Remove fagshipping add friendshipping
>>85852323
Wait what did she do with Lapidot and this song? This song doesn't even fit them.
>>85852013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI91eOD3JFY
>>85852476
>Zuke
>not forcing her shitty ship every chance she gets
>>85852329
>Liking clingy naggers who make Steven feel like shit for existing
Rewatch the series and you'll understand
>>85852373
>"I am a tumblrina rebellious child"
I've never gotten this tumblrina meme. Is it because she's stocky?
this thread needs Pearl
>>85852396
>>85852403
It just feels like the only way Lapis would get with Peridot is if she has a drastic personality change. And do to the events with Jasper, Lapis is visibly in a form of depression. Maybe my opinion will change once she breaks out of her depression but as of now it just doesn't feel right.
>>85852476
Cause it was about two guys being gay with each other, and Zuke ships lapidot hard.
>>85852464
>CN execs are as petty and stupid as me
Amazingly enough, executives aren't so childish and unable to detect sarcasm as to rake Zuke over the coals like all the upset Jasperfags did after Know Your Fusion leaked.
Yep, you're actually more petty than a class of people noted for being the kinds of guys who would unplug someone's life support if it would save money on the power bill.
>>85852388
I think Lapis is the one who has to learn how to be that loving and caring person for another to have a healthy relationship, not have that person do all of that for her. Lapis needs to make up for the disturbing relationship she forced.
>>85852488
Yes it does
>>85852489
Here's how I see it. Peridot is a very bright and happy character who, for some reason, really wants Lapis to like her.
I think Lapis just likes the fact someone really cares that much about her, and wants to play with her. I mean, look at all the unnecessary shit they've done after Barn Mates. They made art together. They watches a stupid show together. And they play musical instruments together. Sometimes a friend fun and a honest friend is all you need to be happy.
>>85852513
Those were jokes too you stupid fuck
>>85852484
>too short to ride
>too far
>beta
Reminder that Zuke has done all three of the amedot episodes. But no clearly she is pushing her ship with all one episode of lapidot(barn mates)
Anyone else wanna see Peri interacting more with townies? That way we can have a townie episode that isn't shit.
>>85852486
That and hey glorify counter culture on tumblr, and counter culture there means acting like Amethyst essentially.
>"My joints hurt"
>>85852306
>then it's just a disservice to the creator
Creators themselves do it all the time. Some even encourage their fans to do it. A fresh take on their work can develop interesting scenarios the creators themselves didn't think about or weren't sure how to fit into the story.
>lies
Most of these works areadvertised as fan works from the very beginning. People checking those know what are they in for so there's no lie. Just a different take from someone who appreciates the original work and respect their creator.
Imitation is the highest form of flattery. I haven't know mant creators complaining about this and the few who do tend to come out as anxious jerks (ex. Tommy Wisseau).
>ian sees the thread
/sug/, I command you to rate my gemsona, Peridot.
Lapis and Peridot are the perfect yuri couple!
>>85852531
No, no we really don't guys.
>>85852514
Lapis has never really apologized for or made up for anything she's done. I agree with this assessment. She causes her own misery lately and nobody can fix that but her, otherwise she'd just make anyone she tried to be in a relationship with miserable.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TzZcU9W2h94
>>85852488
We all need more art of first form Pearl.
Get on it already drawfags.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSfuYnLhD70
you what
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSfuYnLhD70
you what
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSfuYnLhD70
you what
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSfuYnLhD70
you what
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSfuYnLhD70
you what
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSfuYnLhD70
you what
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSfuYnLhD70
>>85852412
>It changes the character
>Characters change over the course of a story
More news at 11.
>>85852540
>TSTR
>Amedot episode
That's a fucking laugh. She frienzoned them over and over again and somehow managed to squeeze a lapidot tease in there when Lapis didn't even show up
>beta
>Amedot
Ha
>>85852486
>>Liking clingy naggers who make Steven feel like shit for existing
>>85851699
>>85851673
>I posted this in the last thread but it's gone now so shit
>Lapis grinding against an uncomfortable Pearl
>>85852540
Zuke does the best Amy. It's actually pretty dissapointing when she doesn't do Amy
>>85852572
She kinda looks like half of her head is shaved
>>85852514
>>85852568
Not going to happen. Lapis is the eternal victim and they'll probably play it like she was just being too hard on herself when she blamed herself for Malachite.
>>85852531
>She has no arms
>>85852568
This. The ever childish Memedot especially cannot handle such romantic baggage, when she's just only starting to learn about emotions herself
>>85852558
Looks like a a green Daria.
>>85852488
how about a fused Pearl
shipping is 99.3% pharmeceutical grade cancer
normal fucking people > waifufags can still be saved > shipping is an incurable disease
except for perifags
peridot's unique status as a shit meme gem that now adds nothing to the show except for evidence of shit writing means anyone who likes her in the slightest is just retarded
>everything is serious
>except for an ancient alien soldier comitting treason, let's brush that off, timeskip a bit, and suddenly it's a very silly green alien that never knew how much it liked soaps
>>85852555
>you wake up
>you see Ian
What do?
>>85852593
>This Peri
>>85852488
Agreed.
>>85852615
Prepare to take it up the pooper
>>85851317
>re:Lapis' mirror, Steven, Rose, and what would happen if you removed her from him.
Did you pay attention to what happened to the mirror when Lapis was removed? No? Go watch it again.
>>85852602
People love pairings where a person with serious emotional baggage gets with somebody who is bright and perky and happy and never had those kinds of problems, because for some reason the think that kind of person can "heal" the other. In reality it's more probable that the former would eventually drag the latter down.
>>85852614
>Implying Peridot wasn't a silly green alien since her first appearance.
You're not even trying.
>>85852609
Seems like fused gems don't extra eyes or anything, like Ruby says "its always just been me, but bigger"
>>85852615
I'd give him a hug.
>>85852581
>wahhhhhh she didn't tongue fuck Amy right in front of Steven
>not enough wahhh
For all of the deserved hate Lapidot shipfags get Amedot is just as bad if not worse. You faggots are such fucking victims acting like its all a personal attack on you.
No ship is ever going to happen. But saying Zuke is somehow pushing her ship is bullshit when she has done all the Amedot episodes.
>>85852614
How about how shoddily a moment attaining her powers was?
Out of the fucking blue. And they wasted Amethyst's mature speech having no effect on Peridot, and forced her character to be a major cunt again and fling the tablet into the ocean
Also
>METAL POWERS!!!
Steven's first thought. Somehow.
>>85852615
Invite him in bedoh wait I sleep with Ian anyways
>>85852570
>Bulgarian Pearl
>Japanese Pearl
>Indonesian Pearl
>>85852572
Did pearl choose to have a longer nose and a balder head or was it accidental
Why would her form change? What motivates that? Subconscious self image?
>pearl is around humans too much
>including dewey
>he won't stop, he won't stay away
>she can't get him out of her mind
>he's so disgusting
>no, not when reforming
>no
>no
>>85851486
Frigid fury works better
>>85852589
Nah, it's probably just a combover.
One of her early poster designs had a similar hairstyle, but it was more wispy on the end rather than really full like it looks in the silhouette.
>>85852555
>yfw Ian is behind this post and sees this thread.
>>85852648
I don't even ship it you raging cunt
Back to tumblr
>>85852588
She's the best with Amy. She just needs to fuck off of Lapis and Peridot because she can't keep her obvious bias out of her boards.
>>85852615
Make out session
>>85852614
>Implying she wasn't already a goofball in her first appearance
>>85852615
Call sugar and tie her up and cuck her
>>85852652
>oh wait I sleep with Ian anyways
This is not a Becky-friendly zone, you will be corrupted here!
>>85852652
Go to bed Rebecca, you need to be well rested to make more show for us
>>85852373
>the law
>mattering
>not an illusion of your mind that only holds real world value because of a bunch of allied men with guns and aggressive personalities
Which website is this? Stormfront? I thought this was edgy teenagers disillusioned with society dot fucking org not a bunch of old codgers parroting their racist social conservative grandads dot com.
>>85852590
I'm so afraid that they're going to do this, based on how Steven acted in Alone at Sea. That would really undermine everything that made Lapis interesting.
I'll just hope that Steven's new understanding/guilt towards Jasper will help him see the whole Malachite thing in a more balanced way when it inevitably comes up again.
>>85852582
Steven has to live with the fact that there's a part of Pearl that wishes Rose never left by the number of "Why won't you let me do this for you, Rose!" type moments. He's not like gems or humans which is why he visibly feels bad when Connie and Greg do the whole "Humans!" high five.
Theres a reason Amethyst was his first fusion with the Crystal Gems. I have a feeling they won't fuse Steven with Pearl and if they do it'll be a big episode of relationship development beforehand.
>>85852604
Daria is not chic and fab as my Peri is.
>>85852655
Well, I'm not sure if we can really count pilot Pearl there meaning anything other than being a callback to the pilot.
The Pearl we saw in The Answer was wearing an outfit we've never seen, but her hair was still similar to all the others, and that was back before the war even really got started.
>>85852614
>ancient
Era 2
She is a newbie
>soldier
Shes a fucking engineer. Not even a combat engineer.
If anyone actually unironically hates Peridot after that speech she gave to Jasper they are simply a bitter cunt.
>>85852684
Sleep deprivation and dangerous amounts of caffeine will help her make great cartoons!
>>85852668
>she can't keep her obvious bias out of her boards.
Explain using examples from her boards.
>>85852488
>>85851487
i like how our society is slowly shifting towards voluntary egoism
on the other hand why would anyone feel guilty about eating a marshmallow
1: cows are fucking disposable fuck them and their gelatin
2: go for a walk you fat fuck
>>85852652
Is he soft and squishy, like a memory foam mattress? He looks squishy. I want to lay on him.
helpp meow
>>85852682
>>85852684
Okay guys, Sugar signing off. Thanks for the laugh tonight /sug/. See you guys tomorrow!
>>85852685
>>85852694
Maybe she actually had a personality for a while before reverting back to a more standard pearl form
>>85852695
That speech in Earthlings lmao? I audibly groaned at that goodie two-shoes type shit. She sounded like a fruitcake
>>85852643
The Rubies were all visually the same aside from gem placements, whereas Pearls are made to order servants.
>>85852712
That your cat, anon?
>>85852715
Night Becky
>>85852667
>muh tumblr boogeyman
>you're tumblr
>I'm tumblr
>he's tumblr
>WE'RE ALL TUMBLR
remember when Steven visited us
>>85852711
>Is he soft and squishy, like a memory foam mattress?
Like tempur-pedic, my man!
>>85852715
Come back another day.or stay a while longer, you know you want to.stay forever
I miss her
>>85852741
He's the man
>>85852695
>they are simply a bitter cunt
>>85852730
>I audibly groaned at that goodie two-shoes type shit
Like I fucking said.
I'm almost ashamed that this cartoon character is my waifu.
>>85852737
When everyone's Tumblr
[evil laughter]
Noone will be...
>>85852730
>Guys it's so great
>it just IS
>it's pretty neat that i'm in awe of novelty
She's pretty immature for being hundreds to thousands of years old
Then again, so was rose
>>85852730
t. Jasper
go fetch
>>85852757
Her talons are pretty sexy and the way she dances, I don't blame you
>>85852614
>ancient alien soldier
Peridot's basically a kid by Gem standards. Yes I know gems come out full size with knowledge of who they're supposed to be, but there still seems to be a maturation process, if only because of life experience. She seems like she would be the youngest out of any of the full gems we've encountered, except for maybe some of the Rubies if they're younger than Eyeball.
>>85852741
Impossible, cartoon Steven would never come here, and real Steven is rebecca in a wig.
>>85852757
>ashamed
I pity you.
>>85852715
Night Rebecca. We love you and your show.
Make more Stevonnie episodes so they'll have more porn.
>>85852707
The whole start of Beta. Barn Mates too.
>>85852763
>it's immature to find beauty in the simple act of existing
HAHAHA, oh boy
>>85852732
Still, it seems like that would be a general thing across all same gem fusion, I can see the colors/hairstyles changing, but not really any of the weird extra features stuff that a cross gem fusion has.
>>85852687
>if they do it'll be a big episode of relationship development beforehand
No shit Sherlock, that's what happened with Amethyst.
>>85852768
Kindergarten Kid x Lapis OTP
>>85852768
Peridot thought the samething!
>>85852715
Nighty-night don't let the bed bugs bite. And don't wet the bed. And don't fall off of the bed. And brush your teeth so they're nice and clean!
>>85852734
When will we finally have the Homeworld trio together?
>>85852778
What about the 2 and a half episodes worth of amedot? That must mean she ships amedot right?
>>85852757
Your waifu is literally Wile E. Coyote.
>>85852769
It would be legendary if Peridot was revealed to be less than 18 years old
Tumblr would go up in flames
>>85852781
Meh, I kinda saw it coming a mile away. It was always going to be Amethyst first.
>>85852757
>Being ashamed of your own waifu
Why?
>>85852715
Can you please kill connie and end stevonnies arc? Thanks in advance
>>85852315
Discworld? But gems aren't that different from silicon based lifeforms.
>>85852767
She really did sound like a fruitcake
She knew she liked something, and didn't know exactly why, but still opened her mouth. It was kind of lame. There's a reason she took the backseat to the more principled, well articulated midgets.
>i'm just LIVING
>LIKE WOW MAN
>>85852757
I really, really fucking hope we don't get another episode like this. Peridot is bordering on unbearable now. She's so much better when she's toned down and useful like during the latter half of Beta.
I need help
What songs would you recommend if I gave "Here comes a thought" a 10/10?
Here comes a thought > It's over isn't it + Stronger than you
Anyone got the rare Big Guy in their G.U.Y.S. collection?
Would Rebecca ever actually come here? I think she would be scared of this place.
>>85852793
I thought Hilary did all the Amedot
>>85852813
I think it was kind of a one off, since it was a whole episode homage to the Roadrunner cartoons.
>>85852811
Kek
This.
>>85852828
Yes hello I am Rebecca.
>>85852816
any of them because with taste that shit there's no way you'll dislike anything
>>85852806
[USER WAS SHATTERED FOR THIS POST]
>>85852733
he's behind 50 firewalls now anon
>>85852264
>ASMR
Another Super Metroid Remake is happening?
>>85852813
>Implying this episode wasn't fun as fuck
Honestly, this was one of the best episodes we've had. Only the amazing meme power of green dorito could've brought this gift to us. Praise Zuke.
>>85852836
Liar, the real one left to bed awhile ago!
Which gem has the best dance moves?
>>85852813
yfw it becomes a running theme that any episode with a title that sounds like it'll be awesome character development or lore will actually be a Memedot "funny" episode?
>>85852828
She and the others just might once in awhile to see unrestricted opinions of the show and fan theories.
Lapis is a shit character who currently serves absolutely 0 purpose within the show and has the personality of a rotting log. If not for her waifubait looks, she would probably rank among the least popular gems by far. Prove me wrong
protip:you can't
>>85852828
>Would a depression prone 20some who once drew BDSM-themed comics about her being rescued from zim by dib ever come to a shitposting thread on 4cha
no probably not
t. depression prone 20some who once wrote BDSM themed cuckolding fanfic about their self insert stealing a video game vampire's girlfriend
>>85852850
>>85852845
Having metal powers is a major aspect of her character and the story at large that I sincerely doubt Zuke took charge of
That's something explicitly detailed in an outline the boarders go off of.
>>85852843
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>>85852845
Not them but I couldn't be anything but salty after they used that name for that episode. It sounded like it'd be an Amy or Jasper background episode.
>>85852828
At the very least she use to lurk here
>>85852836
Hi Rebecca, I'm Steven. Isn't this website so cool?!
>>85852855
too troo dood
>>85852633
What the FUCK is that?
>>85852828
I think she used to be a drawfag, but of course she had to give up her life of drawing lewd things for a Cambodian friendship bracelet making website when she hit it big in the cartoon biz.
>>85852850
Connie obviously
>>85852828
If I had a popular show, I'd hang around its 4chan threads all the time and laugh at everyone. I'd probably post spoilers too because nobody would believe me.
>>85852855
She has a character arc, it's just being simultaneously neglected by everyone that isn't zuke and polluted with garbage by zuke
At this point you can only assume that she's going to be a catalyst for something in another jasper arc
The writers gave up on her
>her appearance
all the gems are equally cute, they just represent different genres of waifu
>>85852828
yes
poor ol Centi
>>85852828
I thought it was confirmed that she had actually come here before. Who knows whether she still does.
>>85852816
Songs for children.
>>85852883
Wrong, it'sGrenat
>>85852894
This artist has the softest style. It makes me feel good.
>>85852883
ooga booga, gimme da gem dick
>>85852893
She is here, she is near.
>>85852855
I'm mad as hell that Lapis' only clear arc is with Jasper, while even Jasper has a much bigger possible arc than just dealing with her feelings about Lapis. Jasper has more going on than Lapis now, and she's suffering with dog AIDS in a bubble. I don't know what the writers are thinking.
>>85852828
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here
>>85852883
DO THE MONKEY WITH ME
HOOH, HAH, HYAH, Man I'm pretty.
>>85852893
>Anthy is sugar's fav Utena character
Interdasting
>>85852637
I'll admit, the hurt/comfort angle is a factor in why I think it's cute. I don't think "1 happy person + 1 sad person = 2 sad people" is the way things work in SU (or always in real life).
Lapis needs to learn that she can do good even after doing wrong, and Peridot wants to exercise her newfound capacity for kindness. Them becoming close makes sense to me.
>>85852828
Matt is confirmed to have browsed before. He posted a screenshot from Stevens Birthday's thread. If he does I would guess some of the others do.
And they definitely used to be anons. Especially sugar with her autistic fan fictions and porn.
I honestly just want some autist to ask her if she browses /sug/ at a convention one day.
>>85852855
I think I'd like Lapis a lot more if her design was less boring. She just looks and feels like a lazy character. The least amount of effort put in to get the best results.
I guess I can't deny those results, though. Lapis is hugely popular.
>>85852320
Man for some reason I thought she was pulling down or stretching out a thong til I took a closer look at her arms.
HI MY NAME IS JASP - I MEAN JASMINE
I'M MAD BECAUSE I'M SINGLE AND NO ONE WANTS TO STAY WITH ME DOES ANYONE WANT TO FUS - I MEAN FUCK
>>85852893
Scraps? uncle scraps?'
>I remember that my brother was obsessed with the show. He made a shitty OC that was gay for the green one (pic related), he was even mentioned on Dramatica.
>>85852906
me too
>>85852902
>>85852839
The real shit taste is thinking "Here comes a thought" isn't the best SU song.
>>85852939
>I honestly just want some autist to ask her if she browses /sug/ at a convention one day.
that would require an unprecedented level of autism, but I'm sure it will happen some day.
>>85852893
>sugar cosplayed as luffy
FUCKING
PICS
>>85852913
Sugar, if you're here, give Garnet a character arc that isn't just about fusion already for fuck's sake.
>>85852890
I won't deny the part about all gems being cute in their own way, however you have to admit that Lapis is the only true conventionally attractive character.
>>85851801
Every time there's a new fusion, the gemstone's meaning is related to the character. Smoky Quartz is meant to promote joy and creativity and combat negativity. Steven and Amethyst were both feeling down about themselves and needed a positivity boost which is something smoky quartz does or is supposed to if you believe in healing crystals and all that.
So before you ask what gem a fusion might be, consider what each character gets from one another and look up a gemstone that seems like it would fit. For example, Sardonyx is meant to give someone more willpower, vigor, and stamina which were things Pearl craved and gets from associating with Garnet.
Of course it's not always accurate but ask yourself what you think Peridot and Lapis either need or what do they get from one another in their relationship? if you can find a stone that fits, then there you go.
>>85852961
i couldn't say it's the best, but it hit really close to home
>>85852843
I have more
>>85852939
I think she's been completely taken over by the fact of actually being a semi-significant member of society and mostly posts friendly and constructive things now, as do most of them
Also some of the "you're a drawfag, i'm a drawfag, stop being insecure" rants that pop up have to come from somewhere
>>85852946
Maaaaybe...
>>85852967
I was at a con Q&A, and someone subtly asked Alex Hirsch to make people stop shipping Pinecest
>Board team predictions
Future Boy Zoltron: Raven and Paul (already confirmed)
the shorts slot in here maybe? (probably Hilary and Zuke)
Gem Harvest (if it turns out to be a half hour special given it's listed on the TCM website the same way Bismuth is) Lamar/Katie/Colin/Jeff
Tiger Philanthropist: Raven and Paul
Last One Out of Beach City: Hilary and Zuke
>>85852960
>Posting the murder weapon of a filthy traitor
Jasper would be ashamed of you.
>>85852935
I agree. Let's be honest, the cartoon doesn't always portray relationships and emotions with one hundred percent accuracy. But Peridot and Lapis are just cute when they're together.
Peridot is like the cat that a sad and lonely person gets to make themselves feel better. And Lapis dresses up and plays with it. It's just a great interaction
So Future Boy Zoltron will have at least one scene that foreshadows/predicts something serious, right?
So is Future boy zoltron gonna be a filler episode?
>>85853004
Shippers:
>now make them FUCK
Good night anons.
Have to sleep so I can pose as a normie for work in the morning.
>>85853009
>buddy's book is about the past
>mindful education is about the present
>future boy zoltron is about the future
it's almost impossible for there to not be foreshadowing
>>85852960
OH FUCK HEY LOOK MAN IT'S JUST A PRANK IT'S A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT LOOK THERE ARE CAMERAS
>>85853009
This is what I think. It'll all be funny filler except for one moment when it gets real.
So future boy zoltron gonna bring ponies into the show, right?
>>85853009
>>85853011
Zoltron secretly spouts map coordinates in the first two minutes of the episode. If nothing major outright happens, then at least keep your ears peeled
>>85852976
Lapis has no boobs, no ass, and barely anything resembling an hourglass figure. Just mid-length hair, a dress, and a personality that's readily identifiable as teen/tween girl. She's conventionally attractive if your convention is 12 year old girls.
Rose is the most conventionally attractive gem, fact. She's curvy, busty, and has long hair. The rest are weird. Pearl is kind of androgynous and borders on being a "crazy white bitch" joke given form, amethyst is short and fat, garnet is a soul sister stereotype, peridot is a diminuitive nerd, and jasper is a genderswapped hulk hogan.
>>85853018
>Implying people don't fuck their cats
>>85853024
Damn.
>>85853048
Sucking off your cat is not a 'horrible thing'.
post peedee
Cruel fate
>>85853056
can i fuck sum pussy?
who here eats their own cum
>>85853018
>>85853048
>>85853056
I love this place
>>85853055
christ is that really Sugar?
>>85851856
https://open.spotify.com/track/6HA97v4wEGQ5TUClRM0XLc
>>85852013
It just works
>>85853056
>>85853055
>aug 2016
She still uses that name? No way, that has to be somebody else using the name.right?
>>85853085
wouldn't the people that actually know you react the same way to reading all your posts
>>85853083
I don but I love me sum sweters do you liek sweters?
>>85853085
I think I remember someone saying scraps was into the programming buisness. It's probably not her, but her claiming to be Scraps confirms she's been here.
>>85853055
You're yanking my dick anon! This can't be her!
>>85853097
No way, neverinb4 it's autobanned
>>85853056
Don't you dare start this again the last time we talked about this the thread got deleted.PLEASE don't sexualize cats
>>85853085
>>85853097
Ignore uncle scraps. Go back a few years and look for just Scraps.
>>85853055
>Sugar leaked Alone at Sea
>for some reason
>>85851663
>drawendo can draw beautifully when it comes to expressions and clothes
>still can't into hands and feet or perspective on them
If a great artist like them can't achieve it what chance do I have?
Best
>>85853045
Jasper is canon perfect and sexy
Lets try this again
THIS
is your overlord
http://desuarchive.org/co/search/username/Scraps%20/end/2014-01-01/
>>85853130
Every gem is best compared to fuckingsardonyx
>>85853126
the guy who leaked the alone at sea pics was a friend of mine who wasn't supposed to share them with anyone
>>85853129
draw fetish porn that appeals to furries
>>85852356
>not posting the best gem points
If you get five you can trade them in for one hug that gets uncomfortable near the end.
You made me suffer
>>85853145she's even more exceptional than uncle scraps.
>>85853165
I LIKED taking everything out on you!
>>85852320
Nice!
>>85853134
FUCK YEA
>Zoltron is just a Townie only filler episode
Fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ8Mf8uKpGs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vWCiIB8vxQ
>>85853145
>Our overlord
>"Hey Faggots,
My name is Scraps, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures."
Yeah, no.
>>85853085
I'm pretty sure that's just another Scraps.
>>85853130
>perfect
>>85853145
Wow I can't believe Sugar said this.
>>85853085
>>85853097
>>85853117
Why not? For all you know, I could be the Pope!
>>85851838
In the arms of an angel
>>85853172
That's all there is left of you.
>>85853184
>doesn't find that tongue action hot
Fag
>>85853177
HOLD ON WAIT JUST A MOMENT HOLY SHIT
What if Steven gets future vision?
>>85853191
Okay pope, explain why george washington made asses dat big?
>>85853085
>(dead)
>>85851958
PTSD robot when?
Jasper may be sexy but paradot is still cuter than her
>>85853188
That's obvious sarcasm. And we don't know if that really is her, she might have just said she is Scraps to show that she lurks here
>>85853177
>Lars is in it
Episode automatically went down a letter grade
Threadly reminder, Lapiven is best shit.
>>85853188
And it turns out that one of my coworkers is a furry shitposter on /g/
4chan should stay on 4chan
you what
you what
you what
you what
you what
>>85853229
>>85853188
You're just fucking with me, right? This isn't really Sugar, is it?
>>85853236
Bold...LETS FOLLOW THIS LOGIC
>>85853229
the best shit is still shit
/sug. I'm tired, why is life such suffering
>>85853207
How the fuck would I know? Im busy with pope shit faggot. Ya know what? Just for being a douche you're getting 3 years in hell. You gimme anymore lip and I'll make it 5
>>85853248
I'm %99 sure she was just jokingly confirming she browses /co/.
>>85853177
>sinbad reference
>>85853214
JASPER IS CuTE
>>85853260
Cause you care too much anon. Just let go.
>>85853248
nah it's not Sugar I found this faggola's DA at the end of the posh smug shitstream
http://scrapsthefool.deviantart.com/I think still comes here tho
Paradot is just like me so nerdy and is always shut up in her room (im a guy) but still even if some gems are sexyer the paradot its the personality that i care for
>>85853273
maybe she was ironically shitposting
>I wish you would stop with this feeble immaturity. I remember when threads like this one were filled with compassion and generosity, but now I can see that only with Incentive will anyone draw a pic anymore, not to mention that those who think otherwise are cast away by autistic faggots who think that just because they have amazing talent they can whore themselves to the highest bidder.
>I can see now that 4chan is turning into:
>DeviantArt
>>85853229
No joke, I looked it up, there's MULTIPLE Nightcore AMVs dedicated to this.
>>85852292
DO YOUR BEST
>>85853278
I'll try
>>85853288
What the fuck is a nightcore?
>>85853188
just like lapis couldn't have fusion raped jasper because she is much smaller and more feminine than her, right Scraps
>>85853285
yeah, peridot is just like me too
intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor
>>85853308
Please save yourself and leave this place, go far, far away from here. There is no light shining on the path you're walking.
>>85853177
Check out the arcade machines in the background. You can see cabinets for Ok K.O.!, Attack The Light, AU Blaster Master, and a subtle nod to Toy Story.
>>85853145
12 years later and she still can't grammar. Step up ya game Sucrose.
>>85853318
I keep screaming but God won't answer
>>85853145
is this a test Becky? is that really you? we need a signal. please
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>85853317
Yeah I also relate to peridot
short, autistic, and completely useless except for one stupid skill
>>85853276
CUTE
>>85853313
Your IP is showing anon
I could use a new credit card though so feel free to not delete this
>>85853318
I deal with horses an insane women who love them, I don't think it can get darker then that.
Garnetdot all the way
>>85853308
'CAUSE EVERYTIME WE TOUCH, I GET, THIS FEELING
AND EVERYTIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY
>>85853336
It's /co/ not /b/, but I get your point, I fucked up.
>>85853313
I see that a lot of request posts get deleted, so I don't think that the mods like them very much for whatever reason.
>>85853177
>that new human character
>hobo coat, sad looking old man.
Huh, y'know, maybe we'll be getting something interesting out of this after all.
Wonder if he's a traveler or some homeless dude that lives around the boardwalk that we just never met.
Kinda reminds me of Az.
>>85853134
Jasper is canon basically a man in every way
Name one feminine thing jasper has done
wasn't it stated that fusion is the most intimate act for a gem?
What are the implications of Jasper verbally and physically abusing someone who used to be a Quartz just like her, and then fusing with it?
Also
>tfw consent and dancing are retconned
>>85853308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r19ybgeRW4k
Realistically speaking, how long will it take for this show to pick up again? S3 and what we've seen of S4 so far have been mostly garbage compared to S2.
I don't understand how it's legal for two people to be so gosh darn cute together!
am I the only one oddly entertained by the way Jasper says 'WHERE IS SHE?' in Jailbreak, right after Garnet fuses in front of Steven?
>>85853211fuck woodpeckers
>>85853331
I feel like it is becky from my time playing vidya with /vg/ tripfags
The quietest people are always the most rampant shitpostersits clearly not. She just like fucking with us and picked an annoyibg namefag
>>85853356
Blink her sexy eyelashes and put her hands on her hips
>>85853356
be a gem
>>85853356
she wears pretty pretty mascara
>>85853357
>Consent
Dogs don't have full consent, they just have want, happy, hurt, and fear. It wanted, then it hurt, then it feared.
>oh boy, jasper is going to finally pet me
>wait no
>fuck
>no
>NO NO NO
>WOOF
>>85853370
She SCREAMED it off-screen. It was good.
>>85853345
Requesting this but with Greg.
>>85853362
>S2
>nothing happens: the season
>>85853376
Rebbecca is actually moot (just look at 'his' pictures and tell me i'm not right)
And redwood is ian
>>85853177
>Steven ruins another random townies life
HE WILL NEVER STOP
HIS THIRST FOR THE TEARS OF OTHERS IS UNQUENCHABLE
>>85853356
Her eyes, her hips.
Her tummy.
Being barefoot.
>>85853391
Not a dog though. And she slammed its jaws shut and they were suddenly one being
>>85853361
Sounds like someone made a shitty automatic electronica program to convert music with.
The downward spiral
>>85853357
It means she will NEVER be redeemed.
>>85853383
Go back to /MLP/
you just created a new fetish, /co/:
"cumming over stones"
Congratulations!
>>85853370
it made me understand, along with her STOP SINGING, why Peridot said "Just being on a ship with Jasper made me tired."
>>85853338
>>85853383
>>85853422
Stop avatarfagging, asshat
>>85853435
Can never hit rock bottom, anon.
>>85853357
>>tfw consent and dancing are retconned
The dancing was great too. I miss it, but it was inevitable once fusion became more important to the story.
>>85853435
best fusion
>>85853408
>Ruins a Gem's life
Deep horrific PTSD
>Ruins a townie's life
Could not give less of a shit. (with very few exceptions)
Steven's one ice cold motherfucker
>>85853458
>>85853441
>putting your dick near raw sulfur
Enjoy that burning sensation.
>>85853458
Proof that lapis can make anything cute, even the ugliest gem
except in that shit fanart, it looks too much like jasper
there's a way to know if rebecca lurks here. call her sucrose or becky the next time she shows up and pay attention to her reaction
>>85853458
a sinister star indeed
>>85853477
No bullying the Jasper please
>>85853477
You have terrible opinions and you should be super fucking ashamed.
>>85853479
>Implying she hasn't perfected a poker face after dealing with tumblr fucks every time she goes to a con
Nier: Automata SU mods when?
I want to play as Pearl in a non mobile shit game.
>>85853479
There's a better way to know
Ship yourself with pearl and look for the first person that tells you to get a life
>>85853370
>comes to earth to kill the terrorist leader bitch who killed her mom and stole her home planet 5000 years ago
>finds out the bitch has become a weak midget
>decides to not kill the bitch, throws her in a jail cell, and takes her back to homeworld so her surrogate mom can decide what she should do with her
>feels proud of herself and looks forward to finally putting the past behind her
>goes to check on how the bitch is doing in her cell and probably gloat about how she's finally going to get what she deserves for ruining her life
>the bitch has magically disappeared
>>85853507
Malasteven was canon under our noses all along
>>85853484
>>85853488
>>85853507
>>85853458
>All this Malachite
I approve
>>85853479
I'm pretty sure other places call her Sucrose. And Becky is just a normal nickname. If she is lurking here please make more Stevonnie episodes.
>>85853505
I thought she had backtracked on the ship and saw Sapphire was gone. Since when she saw Garnet she said "oh great, you're both out?" meaning she knew Sapphire was out.
g'night /sug/! Remember, never put the cart before the horse.
>>85851772
That's the cutest Amy I've seen in awhile.
>>85853517
Gonna need some sauce on that, friend
>>85853516
>tfw our offering has appeased the giant sea goddess who threatens our tiny village
>>85853391
maybe jasper was able to fuse with it because it's goal was to get out of the cage and fusing with jasper kind of made that possible?
>>85853496
>Nier: Automata
>not practically mobile shit
Lol
>>85853517
YOU'VE MADE HER A SLUT!
>>85851456
I wonder if gems develop horrific vore fetishes on account of being able to reform a fresh new body on top of being naturally aggressive?
Wow, this thread is super fucking slow all of a sudden.
>>85853531
That's s higher level of thought than a "dog" should have
>>85853516
Left an exquisite corpse
>>85853518
eh that makes sense too
>>85853544
>corrupted gems
>dumb
what if they're not dumb
what if they're just easily overstimulated
like monster autists
>>85853535
Eat shit faggot I'm taking your bait.
How is it practically mobile shit? Defend your flimsy bait.
Screenshot this
Steven's getting future vision.
>>85853529
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1943125#search=Stevonnie
Every thread should be a lapidot thread.
Steven Sugar confirmes there's a cameo of DnD podcast Adventure Zone.
>>85853560
Haven't seen any indication of intelligence that surpasses the average canine
when will Sucrose get to voice a character
>>85853560
>they're not dumb or mindless
>we just can't understand their language.
>>85853580
The fact that two of them communicated to each other specifically about Jasper before running away shows a higher level of intelligence.
>>85853572
The littlest Mary Sue
>>85853583
she'll probably voice rose when she becomes a non flashback character.
Why did Jasper put Pearl and Amethyst right next to each other, but Sapphire totally on her own, Lapis totally on her own, then Steven and Ruby on the other side of the ship a few cells away? Why not just put all the prisoners within view of the control panel and stay there? Damn it Jasper, plan this shit better.
>>85853583
When we see Rose shatter PD
Sugar has such low self esteem that she shattered her own character.
>>85853583
She'll be the voice ofPink Diamond.
>>85853594
Insects can do that
>>85853563
now that is a reaction I like to see, knock em down a peg anon
>>85853580
You wouldn't think a handless human was much smarter than a dog if you didn't know that their babbling was a structured language unless you spent a very long time observing them
I wanna fug Peri
>>85853603
Different levels of threats.
Pearl and Amethyst aren't even real warriors.
Ruby and Rose are front line soldiers.
Sapphires can "see" the future and could be problematic if they could feed info to the others.
Life is cruel
it does not have to be ugly
>yfw White Diamondrealizes the other Diamonds are being douchey bitches about the Earth and finds it quite lovelypossibly due to Steven's influenceand wants to leave it alone and ends up helping the Gems take them down
>>85853649
I like the cut of your jib
LOVELY LAPPY
The more we learn about Rose the more I'm convinced she was just a fat chick with a belly button piercing who died during childbirth.
>>85852813
For fuck sake people it was just a breather episode after all of the heavy stuff. Are people also forgetting many characters in this show had silly episodes /moments like this before? For example Garnet's Universe, although that one had even less development but still a fun episode anyway.
>>85853669
This art is great and all, and I'm always a fan of armor, but why wear a helmet that specifically indicates where your one-hit-kill weak point is?
>>85853675
m8 I don't know how you haven't already realized all the diamonds being good guys is endgame
>>85853693
I think people are just mad that the title was a ruse cruise.
>>85853618
peridot is a featureless humanoid doll and can't shapeshift anything that would be useful for organic reproduction
gems take on humanoid forms for utilitarian purposes
for example, pearls have to hold and carry things gracefully and their auditory communications are largely meant for nearby masters, and may be too sensitive to project long distances, so they have hourglass figures to balance while moving and high pitched voices
bismuths are construction workers so they have deep voices for projecting their audible communications and bodies built for lifting and striking with great force, and rely on weight to balance in one spot
jaspers are like bismuths, but designed for for melee combat, so they have wider hips for more balanced movement. they don't carry or lift heavy objects all day, so they don't have to worry about how poor a wider pelvis is at handling that kind of stress compared to a narrower, pillar-like lower body.
>>85853717
>peridot is a featureless humanoid doll and can't shapeshift anything that would be useful for organic reproduction
You can fuck her mouth.
>>85853717
>they have wider hips
oh yes they do
>>85852668
>>85852778
She's just having fun, fucking christ. Every boarder occasionally puts signs of their favorite shit in the episodes they work on, how is this any different?
>>85853717
>pearls have .... hourglass figures
What...
Do you understand what an hourglass figure is?
>>85852541
I thought Drift was pretty fun. No?
>>85853717
I like the common fan idea of Peridot reforming without any permanent clothes so she can wear human stuff.I'd imagine she could reform with ANYTHING she wants, physiologically speaking.
>>85853710
>how you haven't already realized all the diamonds being good guys is endgame
THE DIAMONDS ARE EVIL REEEEEEEE
IN THE ORDER OF EVIL THEY GO
(EVIL TIER)
>WHITE
>YELLOW
>BLUE
>PINK
(SATAN TIER)
>>85853711
It's the reason why I never over analyse episode titles. Sure I might speculate a bit but I don't take it seriously so I can watch the episode more neutrally on what happens.
>>85853768
Pearl has a slight hourlgass shape
All the pealrs do
Hourglass doesn't mean hourglass over the "this human finds it sexy" threshold, it means hourglass. Wide chest, wide hips, narrow waist.
>>85852647
What is that disgusting creature in the front?
>>85853801
a lapidot fag
This general is a gosh darn parody of itself.
>>85853786
SATAN TIER
>WHITE
>BLUE
>YELLOW
>PINK
MISUNDERSTOOD WAIFU WOULD DATE YOU EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE A PUNY ORGANIC LIFEFORM TIER
>>85853801
Common Lapidot shipper. Or just a Perifag
>>85853797
Uh yeah. Exactly. She has neither wide hips or a wide chest. All she has is a small waist.
>>85853801
The average /sug/ browser.
>>85853840
FUCK OFF JASPER YOU'RE OPINIONS ARE SHIT REEEEEEEE
>>85853845
In proportions, she's hourglass, even if it's not as dramatic as garnet
if you don't think that's a feminine figure you're probably some trappy guy in denial of how well he would pass for a chick
>>85853869
But the hourglass IS a dramatic shape. The middle is supposed to be much narrower than the top and bottom. That's how an hourglass works.
>>85853869
Not that anon, but Pearl has the least hip definition out of every gem on the show, including Steven.
>>85853886
Are you actually saying this is an hourglass?
>>85853900
yes my waifu is sexy fuck you
;_;
don't listen to them pearl you are the pinnacle of beauty for all life in the galaxy
>>85853900
Nah, he's saying that an hourglass needs to be way more defined than pearl to even come close to counting.
>>85853869
Pearl is literally a character made out of straight lines, how did you get any curves out of that at all?
>>85853900
Notice how I said the middle is supposed to be MUCH narrower?
Much means By A Lot.
>>85853900
Shit meant for>>85853869
>>85853936
Oh, well that makes more sense.
>>85853915
>for all life in the galaxy
Especially all those gems throughout the galaxy she was servicing.
>>85853900
To be fair, there IS an hourglass there.
But seriously d00d, Pearl ain't no hourglass. What the fuck are you thinking.
>>85851474
op cant delete threads
the power dynamic of the lapis and jasper ordeal was awfully ambiguous for a moral on "abusive relationships".
and to put all of the abuser lines in Jasper's dialogue exclusively... this isn't over yet, I hope
>>85851535
>dumping popcorn into their faces without actually eating it
Fucking aliens.
>>85854005
yes OP can, I did just a while ago when there was a double post
>>85853774
Too much cheesy crap about Kevin and Stevonnie's need for eachother
>>85851545
She's less beefy than a vegetarian diet
>>85851591
>kissing
>sexual
Grandma why are you on /co/?
Okay, how is Steven gonna get traumatized this time?
>>85854101
Walking in on Greg beating his murdercock.
>>85854020
the fact that they gave all the abusive ex boyfriend lines to jasper, made steven say jasper was terrible while telling lapis that she was being too hard on herself, and bubbled jasper before addressing how the fusion messed her up too points towards the probability that lapis will continue being treated as the victim of their relationship and won't be held accountable for how fucked up malachite was despite what really happened between her and jasper. from here on out she's just a mopey emo abuse victim with ptsd that everyone has to feel bad for and be super nice towards or else they're dicks
>>85854255
What's really unfortunate is that the crazy vindictive side is the coolest thing about Lapis, as seen in Ocean Gem/Chille Tid/and Alone at Sea.
In light of Mindful Education, you really have to wonder what Jasper saw in their little realm to make her say Lapis is a "monster".
>>85854101
"You will see your friends destroyed by their enemies. Your lucky numbers are Zero, Zero, Zero."
>>85854255
steven is a rape enabler
>no its okay rapis-i mean lapis
>raaaa...fusion is okay if you do it to a pad person!
>>85854333
>tfw Pearl didn't get shattered on the spot in Cry For Help
A danger to humanity
>>85854255
I don't know, I think they're handling it well.
They're both abusers in the Malachite relationship, and Steven not getting that concept and insisting that Lapis was the sole victim mirrors people who can't understand that.
>>85854439
I'll abuse you, runt
>>85854486
Yes, please abuse this needy whore.
>>85854439
>muh even-steven
How was Jasper abusing lapis
>>85852412
>people should talk of things that interest me and not of things that interest themselves
>i'm unable to start conversations myself, i just complain that others dob't converse in a way that I'd like
>my headcanon and interpretation of a character is the only correct one, if someone sees the character differently they're wrong and are ruining the character
>a thing that doesn't interest me personally is objectively pointless and a waste of time
Mek, piss off
>>85854518
No shut up I saw Lapis struggling tho!
Ignoring the fact that when Jasper showed up she was crazed and crawling on her damn hands and knees.
THIS THREAD IS GOING DOWN
>>85854486
Peridot, save yourself! Lapis the fusion rapist is on the loose!
>>85852541
Only way I'd be excited for a Lars and Ronaldo episode
>>85854608
BUT WHAT ABOUT STEVEN'S PTSD?
>>85854618
THERE'S NO TIME
>>85854608
WHAT ABOUT LAPIS AND PERIDOT AND JASPER AND GARNET AND AMETHYST AND PEARL AND BLUE PEARL AND YELLOW PEARL AND CENTI AND BLUE DIAMOND AND YELLOW DIAMOND?
>>85854616
Within 5 seconds of seeing how shitty Lars is, Peridot rigs the coffee machine and vaporizes him into a shit puddle where he stands. Ronaldo blogs about it.
>>85854626
BOOMER WILL LIVE
>>85854608
THIS PLANE IS DEFINITELY CRASHING
I LOVE YOU PERIDOT
>>85854656
WOW, THANKS.
>>85854656
ME TOO
NEW PAGE WHEN
>>85854656
SO DO I
>>85852035
>50 pages describing the wedding cake.
Who wrote that, George RR Martin?