/sug/ - Steven Universe General

post poel /FREAKS/ YELLOW DIAMOND

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Crystal Dogs

second for the walking meme

>>85846689
3rd for DEEPEST LORE

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I'm here for you /sug/. <3

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>>85846855
thank you ikenon

>>85846855
lies

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S O O N

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>>85846855
Where were you when jasper died, huh steven? HUH?

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>>85846855
Thanks, Steve!

>>85846878
>Garnet telling anybody being codependent with fusion partner is bad

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>>85845377
Can I get a link to this tumblr post please?

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>>85846855

Bismuth war criminal trials when?

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I want to do incredibly lewd things to Pearl.

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Peri is for marry

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>>85846672
Looking back at old Peridot is weird. I could see her getting something similar to her enhancers though.

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>>85846974
>yfw shortstack has completely replaced threatening gem nazi
>yfw every night you dream of the day those limb enhancers wash up on shore and become relevant

there is only hope left in this empty shell of mine

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Take a moment and think of these
webcomics, miscarriages, and memes
Take a moment and think of these
webcomics, miscarriages, and memes
Here comes a loss
That might alarm B^U
What someone made and how it baffled you
Something he did that failed charming
Edits of it are suddenly swarming
And, oh, you're losing sides, you're losing touch
All these shitty memes seem to matter so much
That they consume you
That they LOL you

Are the Rubies dead?

Will Steven rescue the Rubies?

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when is my jasperdemtion sugar?
I NEED HER BACK!

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>tfw you had a whole jasperdemption + romance fic going on but then she turned into a corrupted dogfucker and now you can't figure out a way she'd possibly turn good for the rest of the fic to happen

A fight against Steven feels contrived as fuck.
I currently just have her too weak to do anything against the Crystal Gems after being uncorrupted, but that feels really shit.

>>85846921
Garnet's components are immortal. They have the freedom to defuse at will, albeit due to episode constraints they'd inevitably fuse back at the end, which may show that they're too reliant on each other, yeah.

The comic suggests that Stevonnie, while immortal so long as she remains fused, will inevitably cease to exist. Garnet's not forcing her to defuse, just reminding her.

>>85847037
Yes. No.

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PEARL

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From the creators of the Cookie Cat, here is the Cookie Garnet

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>>85846899
I was finding contradictions in your testimony.

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The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

>>85847037
Did you see any rubies besides Eyeball whom he's personally launched into space on his guilty fever dream?

No. Because he does not care about them

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REMOVE (((WRITEFAGS)))

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SEXY

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Lapis, why are you so excited about this thread?

from the last thread

On her seventh birthday he bought for her an alligator as a pet. It was the runt of its nest, and would never grow big enough to harm her. That night as she slept the serpent of the sewers woke her in her bed, and in the darkness it spoke. In words free of uncertainty and metaphor it told her the first story it had ever learned. It told her its own

A long time ago in a river far, far away, the alligators lived at rest. By light of day they slept among flotsam, and by the dark of night they thrived, and worshiped the stars in the night sky, hoping one day to join them. That was then, and this was now. The gator was born in the age of men, and so long as it was it would live in fear humanity. There were rumors, always rumors, of those who stole children from their nests and carried them away to lightless lands, where the stars had been stolen from the night skies, and imprisoned in bulbs of glass as pets no better than the serpents themselves. The runt had seen it happen to many of his brothers and sisters, but due to his cleverness he was never caught, and lived for fifty long years, at which point he ascended and became a drake

>>85847037
gems are almost completely immorta. Even if they're shattered their shards are stil alive. they're fine, just lost and lonely and maybe cracked. Probably not the last one though for plot reasons.

They have the ship, so they can go retrieve them at any time

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>>85846878
We have seen Steven can age himself to death
More than likely he will simply become "human" grow old and die with her.
then he reforms 100% a gem as such discovering that his mom is 100% gone and he can't die unless by means of shattering.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtIdUgdQvAo

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My computer stopped taking charge and is basically inaccessable
I need everything terrible THE drawfag has drawn of SU especially Pearl flipping off Steven and the triple suplex

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>>85847074

>>85847034
Well good thing everyone can write. Which is why "writefags" are completely unnecessary.

>>85847064
The taste that packs a punch

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So how is she gonna die?

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Hello /sug/!

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WE

>>85847102

she's going to be disappointed to find all those hands but no penis.

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Reminder writefags are all attention whores and no fanfiction is good.
Also Stevonnie is perfect.

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>>85847102
shouldn't it all be on the /co/llection site?

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Hi, it's been a long time.

To the Anon who made the request, how do you like the direction that your request is going?

>>85847113
Shattered by Sapphire's ass

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>>85847124

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>>85847057
I hope they do rescue the Rubies

>>85847113
She won't, she's too clever and strong.

>>85847113
she won't, she'll be mutated by a stray blast from a Diamond attack and run into the wild insane, so Sapphire can think of her every time she looks out into the wilderness

I think it's funny how only one or two people are hating writefags.

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Posting again my question from the previous thread:

Hey /sug/, How do you think the corruption song may sound like?

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>>85847134
Fuck

>>85847127
FUSE WITH ME, JIMMY

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>>85847124
Hi dorito.

>>85847164
fuck off faggot

>>85847165
Like a really good Broadway musical that makes you wanna get up and dance

>>85847151
>fanfiction """"witers"""" aren't "creators" of shit.

>>85847110
>everyone can write.
Buuuullshit
Let people develop their skill with other fans, literally why would it bother you? Just don't read if you're not interested

>>85847164
I find it funny how only two people are defending them.

>>85847165
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAUa9i6Xri8
I mean it fits
That eerie droning accordion

>>85847133
it should but that's such a pain to navigate

>>85847165
It sounds like all 4 Diamond themes played together in G major

>>85847178
Sorry if you don't want content :^)

Can someone make the SU theme song 800% slower? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Oyo4Bcy1Sc&list=PLyrKCZ7gxX0qT3j1owNhAns6u-6oZHWh-&index=6

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So is SU getting cancelled?

>>85847208
i don't want autistic content, dumbass

>>85847208
>content
Misspelled gramatically incorrect autism about what would happen if sonic and markiplier were gems is not content.

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>>85847210

>>85847210
ok

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Jaspearl is never going to happen and it hurts ;_;

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>>85847141
l-lewd!

JUANGA FUCKING DIED

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Why did /sug/ start hating writefags? I remember /gfg/ hating on drawfags for some reason.

Think about this:

Jasper and Amethyst are both the One Good Thing that came out of their respective Kindergartens.

>>85847212
no, but it might not get renewed for a sixth season. We still have 50ish episodes left

>>85847229
why are you even bitching about this? It wasn't even a fanfic!

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>>85847134
>mfw when I wrote a story about this then lost track of it forever
Post more Pearl worshiping Lappy feet

A good fanfic is honestly my favorite type of fan content and is sometimes even more captivating than the source material

Yeah newbie writers suck but they gotta start somewhere, and I wanna encourage them

>>85847219
>>85847229
You two sure do hate fun, don't you?

>>85847249
Because they're shitty entitled autist dramawhores who don't contribute to anything, now fuck off

>>85847207
According to Aivi and Sura the diamonds all have the same theme, it's just that YD's theme changed according to what was happening in the scene

>>85847234
will post when done

>>85847245
Dang, I liked The Divo

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requesting pearl with messy hair

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can a diamond grow larger then they let on, like amethyst can shape shift to be larger
if so, how larger can blue diamond or yellow diamond get?

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>>85847250
From different perspectives, but yes. I'm pretty sure Amethyst calling her "sis" was because she realized they actually have quite a bit in common.

>>85847250
Jasper is not a good thing. She is a failure.
Amethyst is a defect.

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>>85847245
Please not now

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>>85847250
>Jasper
>good

But anon, she's terrible.

>>85847164
they're gonna be really adamant and loud about it for the rest of time though, I can feel it in my bone

>>85847249
shitposting

>>85847272
They should just stop bothering imo.

>>85847281
oh shit lol

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>>85847141
Nice.

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>>85847113
Hopefully, Rubies are a lot like fluffy ponies, they exist only to be stupid and suffer.

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>>85847284

>>85847245
>google search
>some literal who mexican
Lol
Only American celebrities matter. Sorry man.

>>85847164
>>85847200
The TFIDF is trying to tear us apart from the inside!

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>>85847274
>waahhh i didn't get my request

>>85847309
they should kill themselves is what they should do

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>>85847165
https://youtu.be/HMUDVMiITOU

Hey /sug/, I'm starting college tomorrow! Got anything to wish me good luck?

>>85847235

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzZcU9W2h94

which pearl would you

>>85847337
I hope you fail all your classes

>>85847337
wear a steven universe shirt and glue a stone on your belly

>>85847212
I was going to pull the plug but then you had to go and ask.
It stays on the air. Forever.

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>>85847327
fuck you he was a divo

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>>85847311
Jasper's pretty freaky

>>85847361

oh that's very nice of you.

>>85847348
Nip one

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>>85847323
i love it <3

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>>85847332
>wishing death on people
Don't cut yourself off that edge, angsty 18 year old.

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>>85847284

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I'm getting flashbacks.

>>85847331
>only people who beg for poorly written 7th grade-esque short stories are allowed to criticize the drama queens who make it
I've never made a writefag request and I never will.
Drawfags and other artists(music sculpting painting) are the only good content creators.

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>tfw you've got a way to fall

Steven Universe Super Smash Bros Clone When??????

>>85847310
it's going to take a while because adacity is a bitch

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POST SAPPHIRES

>>85847387
This looks like a perfect design for a Swamp Thing or Animal Man comic.

>>85847387
bow that's some quality edge.

>>85847370
Jasperfaggy*

>>85847399
>Drawfags and other artists(music sculpting painting) are the only good content creators.
Agreed. Music creators in particular are truly underrated.

>>85847417
Small kek

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>>85847409

>>85847348
German or Indonesian

>>85847404
take your time anon

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>>85847409
I'm busy being a casual in a fighting game.
But here.

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>>85847361
Groovy, but honestly it would be cool to see a continuation of the story. Maybe a little darker. As long as you don't pull a Hirsch m8.

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Remember to polish your pearls

Or they may rebel and turn into an accomplice to the murder of your neighbor

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>>85847417
Behold

>>85847442
KOF?

>>85847030
"Amuse" might work better than "LOL" but not bad

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/FREAKS/ come out at night

>>85847442
What game?

>>85847099
>they're fine

They are NOT fine. They are trapped in an endless, mindless hell. They eternally seek their lost pieces -but even if they were to find those parts they lack both the ability and mental power to do anything about it.

Can you even begin to imagine what that's like? To know you need to put yourself together but be entirely incapable of comprehending how to do that even with your remains sitting right in front of you?

It's pain. Confusion and anger and pain. Fuck, man. They don't even get the comfort of oblivion like we do. Shattering is literally a fate worse than death.

Even the most Steven was able to do for the millions of fragmented minds within the Cluster was to focus them just enough so that they could bubble themselves into a dreamless sleep.

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>>85847409

>>85847337
don't go, stay with us

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>>85847409

>Peridot pickup lines
>"Your body is 75% water. I'm very thirsty."

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I wonder what lapis is up to

>>85847464
>inb4 that faggot trying to kill the /freak/ meme

>>85847470
>frog moves when you put electrical impulse through it
>OMG ITS STILL ALIVE AND IN PAIN :'(
Whatever you say fag.

>>85847504
wah-wah

>>85847494
>"I wanna ride your turgid tube tickler"

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>>85847494
>are you into bestiality or do you just really wanna fuck this frog like that chimpanzee that raped a frog on that one YouTube video I watched on my tablet
>I'm green, like a frog

>>85847464
Jasperfags*
>>85847506
Jasperfag*

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Is Stevonnie really the second best fusion?

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>>85847456
>>85847467
Smesh Moar

>>85847470

Shit. There was an entire paragraph about how the Rubies were going to be smashed by space debris that was supposed to be in there after "they're not fine" that I could have sworn I had typed.

So, yeah. Smashed by space debris, then all that horrible stuff about being in hell.

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>>85847370
how freaky?

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I know they won't ever be together but I hope they can get on okay terms

>>85847420
I wish we had more musicians in /sug/
If I had a trumpet still I'd probably do some song covers.

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>>85847409

>>85846855
pls

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>>85847464

>>85847561
>on good terms
>with your enemy
People don't actually think Jasper is getting redeemed do they?

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>>85847531

>>85847026
>>85846974

>implying she isnt going to metal power her enhancers back

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When will Pearl and Peridot do smart stuff

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I think I'm gay /sug/, what should I do about this?

>>85847607
Finger your asshole.

>>85847470
I meant the rubies are fine dumbass. They're just floating there ins space. Yeah,there are meteors out there but for storytelling reasons we know they won't get hit

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>>85847533
No she is the straight up best fusion

>>85847561
I'm sure they will, anon. This show is all about forgiveness and tolerance.

>>85847602
Define
>smart stuff

>>85847595
>being in this much denial about her redemption

The show is literally holding our hands leading us to her redemption. A child could understand it.

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>>85847607
Avoid falling for straight girls.

>>85847315
Dont remind me of that shit i spent 3 months faping at them despite getting constantly triggered

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>>85847337
be sociable with your roommate! Even if later on in the year you guys are busy with your own thing, just be friendly to relieve any awkward tension in your room.

Also study. That's pretty fucking important.

>>85846956
I want to kiss her gem and hold her hand.

I want to brush her hair and rub her feet while watching flicks after rigorous sword training .

>>85847637
This. They are both retarded in their own way.

>>85847602
Never, Sugar has forsaken Pearl. There will never be a Pearl episode again.

>>85847645
It's community college.

>>85847629
Well, technically she's the only straight fusion

>>85847637
Planning, building, engineering
They could be amazing

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>>85847629
>Not Rainbow Quartz

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>>85847409

>>85847629
now ill never know what (s)he is

>>85847645
My roommate is a 250 lbs black guy.

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>>85847464
I DEMAND that you save the better version of that image of my wife

>>85847363
OK so what the fuck is Juan Gabriel doing in my /Sug/ this is some surreal shit for me.

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>>85847637
SCIENCE!

>>85847064
That's Jaime tho

>>85847404
Look up a program called Paulstretch.

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>>85847409

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>tfw this fanart is from a year ago

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>>85847552
pretty freaky

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>>85847655
Even better! Don't drink and crash

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You just got this text, how do you react?

>>85847602
I want them to build a giant robot for fun

>>85847720
Thank you, drunk Pearl!

>>85847724
>"Wait, do I even know a Steven?"

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>>85847643

but I like guys

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>>85847685
unf

>>85847716
Now lapis crapped her pants at the prospect of wearing a captain's hat

>>85847724

>"k, you're an asshole anyway"

>>85847735
Then fuck the robot

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>>85847602
Peridot and Pearl both lost their 'smart' personalities.

>>85847724
"Who the hell is Steven?"

>>85847743
>"I met a kid named Steven at the fair, once. I think."

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Seriously, what was the tumblr post mentioned in >>85845377 I want to see it.

>>85847640
>beats the shit out of innocent corrupted gems and Mr Handy
>episode later on that shows how treating these poor creatures badly is so terrible and Steven gets genuinely pissed off at peridot about her disrespecting their pain
Hmmm
>attempts to shatter amethyst and cripples her emotionally
>episode after that is Steven trying to fix that damage
>in beta he says she is nothing like Jasper and he says it as if its a good thing
HMMMMM
>Steven even does his usual bit and tries to help her
>refuses his help and then tries to hurt him
>inb4 she just lifted his shirt
HMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Ya know I wasn't sure but you convinced me. CLEARLY she is a good gem who dindu nuffin and is totally getting redeemed.

>>85847724
>Who the fuck is Steven

>>85847724
Why would someone named steven have my
phone number?

>>85847716
Lapis looks like a dude.

>>85847420
>>85847563
What do musicfags do in fandoms? I play guitar and have some decent arrangement/composition skills, but writing new content based on SU seems a bit too autistic even for me

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>>85847337
>>85847655

I got kicked out of a university for selling drugs. Which got found out after I OD'd and almost died.

So don't do that shit anon.

>>85847771
>"Well, I added him to my contacts for a reason. Maybe he was cool. Oh well. If he was really worth my time, I'd remember him better."

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You know, if there's anything I really love about this show, it's the subtle little stuff that a lot of people probably miss altogether

> Stevonnie attacks holo pearl
> gets all fucked up, is about to unfuse
> Pearl does a startled sound
> Garnet does the same startled sound, even though she knew what was about to happen all along (pic related)

or

> Bismuth does the "means bismuth" joke the 2nd time
> Steven says it's going to be funny when she does that the 3rd time
> the 3rd time she does that is when she says "with this here thing made for the express purpose of murdering gems you'll like you mean bismuth"
> nobody's laughing

It makes it clear how much Sugar & Co. care about the show, actually giving a fuck to come up with shit that barely anyone will notice just for the heck of it.

>>85847719

>dan nicky your bobbies

What?

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>>85847607
agonize over it every night
or if you're likeable and don't live in a small town, go find a cute gf immediately and live the life

>>85847768
I want to fucj her butt in that pic

>>85847724
>why am I a nigger

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>>85847645
>tfw in 5th year of college
>tfw never socialized with anyone and now I'm completely along
a-at least I still have you /sug/

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What did you learn this weekend, /sug/?
I learned not to bite down so hard at the gym as it cracked a tooth.
I learned that if a mole gets into your apartment trap it behind a soda can next to a door and when you push down on the can it will stick it's head out just enough for you to cut its head in half with a steak knife
I learned you should always back up your data because computers fall apart and die. Norton does it for free. Get Norton
I learned that Chromebooks suck and can't torrent
I learned that the row machine is awesome
And I learned that Pearl used to be an aristocratic servant and not a love slave. Though she was probably made to watch a great many romances get rubbed in her face.
Finally I learned that if you're going to do write requests make sure you're in the mood and practice a little first because holy shit do some anons hate not amazing results

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>>85847144
>>85847037

Steven just expressed the sentiment that all three instances where he hurt an enemy were accidents in the heat of the moment, and that until this moment was refusing to think about it because of how painful it was. In the same episode where Connie demonstrated that once you can accept that something happened, you can work to fix the damage you did.

It's not a question of if, it's a question of how soon.

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>tfw I just want Pearl to end up with someone
>tfw Rebecca has probably planned for her to be forever single

>>85847778
...Do you not realize what a redemption is?

>>85847804
"Ooooh wait, it was that kid who said he had a rock stuck to his bellybutton. Right."
>deletes contact

>>85847829
Stop self-inserting and get a life

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>>85847643
What about bi girls?

>>85847602
space arc, on the space ship

>>85847856
that's fine

>>85847799
Thank you, anon. I'll remember not to sell drugs.

>>85847691
el divo is dead everyone should mourn

>>85847792
Mostly covers of songs. Even if its just an instrumental its still cool. Or work out the music so other people can learn to play the song easier.

>>85847808
>>85847752
woops

>>85847778
>CLEARLY she is a good gem who dindu nuffin and is totally getting redeemed.

Where did anyone say she didn't do anything? And you do realize that someone has to do shitty things in order for them to be redeemed? Otherwise redemption literally can't occur? I mean holy shit. That's incredibly basic.

>>85847839

Steven: "It's like tumblr, but it comes out of your body."

Jasper: "Oh, i get it now."

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Smash that mfing (you) button if you hate your life /sug/ :)

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>>85847768
AHHAHAHA this reminded me of an old picture i drew at the beginning of 2015, oh jesus this is horrible.

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>>85847752
all the more reason to avoid straight girls. You know in the old days finding yourself alone in a room with a girl was considered consent, they just weren't expected to control themselves.
Be wary anon, smelly vagina rape is s around every corner

>>85847856

biplane girls? never met one.

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>>85847773
yeah here
http://fantheoriesandfoodporn.tumblr.com/post/149620122914/i-think-garnet-is-going-to-be-broken-apart-and-one

I'm sure it was one of you homos

>>85847773
maybe I'm a naricisist, but I believe it might have been mine there isn't much more to it that I mentioned in the thread http://fantheoriesandfoodporn.tumblr.com/post/149620122914/i-think-garnet-is-going-to-be-broken-apart-and-one

>>85847842
>hurdur you don't know what you're talking about my headcanon is right and youre wrong
>she is gonna bake cookies with peridot and spar with garnet just like my fanfic
We'll see anon
;^)

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>>85847902
and this is what i do now

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>>85847337
have fun anon
don't make it insanely hard on yourself like I did by leaving things to the literal last couple hours

>>85847901

same

>>85847934
What the fuck is Onions deal?

>>85847920
oh, you're baiting. Well, have fun with that.

>>85847902
>>85847921
unf that progress

Great work dude nice to see you improved

>>85847655
what's your major?

Reminder that if Jasper had captured Centi and her crew that Steven would have shattered her with his bare hands.

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>>85847901
Right here

>>85847934
Isn't it weird that Jasper became a different kind of jasper when she was corrupted?

I mean, it shouldn't be too weird since Garnet has been three different types of Garnet in the past but she's a fusion. I would have expected Jasper would stay the same. Then again, gem material changes with fusion, so it's not that hard to imagine.

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>>85847946
with Onion there are no answers. only questions.

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>Townie episode this week

I hope that one the Gems show up at the very least

I'm on episode 28. I want to fuck Pearl so fucking hard.

>>85847821
I learned that trackpads are worthless compared to a real mouse.
That demagogues use emotion to trump logic.
That people still miss me.

>>85847436
a 2 and a half min song stretched to 35 min
seems resonble

>>85847986
garnet is a fusion

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>>85847921
>Drawing superior diamond wonderfully
Guraeto-daze.

>>85847921
I just wanted to say your pictures are extremely important to me

>>85847946
You know, there's an old myth about dogs and cats being able to detect demons/evil spirits...

>>85847966
computer info systems

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>>85847401
>tfw you can feel the phantom pain

>>85847337

Also, if you skated through High School easily, prepare to get your ass kicked.

I got straight A's 1st-12th grade, 4.0 GPA, Honors, all that shit, but never developed a good study habit because I never really had to study, just sort of had to review stuff like 10mins before a test.

That shit does NOT fly in college.

>>85847983
>Isn't it weird that Jasper became a different kind of jasper when she was corrupted?

I think it's because she wasn't corrupted in the same way as the others. She was corrupted after fusing with a corrupted Jasper of that type, so her corruption was more like "contagious corruption" than standard corruption.

>>85847337

Keep a low profile.
I'm still remembered in my college for some dumb shit i made on the first day.

>>85847911
>I'm sure it was one of you homos
>>85847917

Feels good when I'm right

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>>85847967
This.

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>>85847985
If Garnet isn't an apparent main character in a episode about future telling then you can tell it's not gonna involve the gems.

>>85848008
You feel it too?

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>yfw you realize corrupted gems are an allegory for black people in America

>>85847994
oh my

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>>85847901
I'll give you one for free, Pericunt

>>85847821
norton is a failure as an anti-virus though.

>>85847985
>implying it's not a ruse
>implying some shit isn't going to go down at the end of the episode

>>85848033
Dangerous monsters who must be put away for their own good?

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>>85847921
bless your art and best diamond

>>85848033
does this mean peridot is a nigger?

>>85847946

He's holding watermelon.

Malachite ate the Watermelon Stevens.

Jasperdog is trying to eat the watermelon Onion is holding.

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>>85847806
I just rewatched An Indirect Kiss and I lost it when I noticed that Amethyst's leg turned after Garnet and Pearl's heads did

>>85848022
Because she's not in the first minute you think it isn't going to involve her?

Buddy's Book was a Jamie episode yet we didn't see Jamie in the CN preview

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>>85847986
Garnet is a fusion. Rose shattered Pink Diamond. Lapis is a slut and rapes Jasper. Pearl rapes Garnet. Steven and Connie fuse and form this piece of ass.

>>85847602

Sugar is too busy reminding us over and over again how thirsty Pearl is for Rose, she's no longer a real character at this point - she just exists to remind us how much of a boring hollow shell of her former self she is

Same goes for Garnet getting dumbed down to just "herp derp all I give two fucks about is fusion because my only remaining defining factor is that I'm actually 2 annoying little oh-so-perfect-for-each-other gay midgets in a trenchcoat"

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>>85848024
It's like they're all still there.

>>85847821
I learned that I have made a shitty edit that keeps getting reposted.

I am the proud papa.

>>85847806
Holy shit nice finds

>>85848069
This show is so deep

>>85848009
I find it really hard to believe you got straight A's without studying. Unless you took really easy academic classes.

>>85848062
There's a difference but i see where you're getting at.

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>you will never have someone that you would "do it for"

:p

>>85847337
Your teachers aren't going to hold your hand or tell your parents or anything. If you don't attend or study or turn in your work, they won't care, they'll just fail your sorry ass. They'll help you if you go to them, but your education is in your hands now.

>>85848035
25%

>>85847806
nice finds

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Good night sweet prince you are gone to soon

>>85848091
Is possible if he went to a shitty high school.

>>85848072
Do you just ignore her appearances in episodes that aren't about her? Or Garnet?

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Where my leaks at?!

>>85847985

from the thumbnail, i thought the butterflies were coming out of her ass.

>>85847911
>>85847917
Thank you!

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>>85848128
RIP sourcream

>>85848072
The fuck are you talking about? Pearl has become a far more likeable and enjoyable character this season, she has loosened up a lot.

>>85848074
Why are we still here, just to suffer?

>>85848007
good for you
I have lots of advice actually
>get to know your professors
>read up on every lecture ahead of time
>take good notes during class, ask questions to clarify anything you don't understuand
>immediately review your notes after class gets out for half an hour. Go over it and really think about what the different things covered mean.
>now you only need to study a little bit, use the three R's from Cliff Notes How To Study: Read Review, Rehearse
>Start projects early ALWAYS. Try to get personally interested in them.
>Have it in your mind 24/7 that this is all about getting you a good job. Look into companies years ahead. Try to meet with them and ask what you should study to get a job there in the future.
>Avoid all protests/activism. Don't even tell them to fuck off just go around them by a wide berth.
>Finally, eat well and get lots of sleep.
>If you study enough and finish your assignments during the week, you can literally party on the weekend. Its up to you.

>>85848091

i dunno what it was mayne, always had straight A's, 4.0 GPA, made a 34 on the ACT without any preparation, took it again and made 34 again

got a full ride scholarship that I lost in 2 semesters with a like 1.9 GPAs

then proceeded to drop out

>>85847212
Where was this confirmed?

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>>85848069
>>85847998

>>85848128
Wait, what happened? Did I miss something?

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>>85848149
Check your closet

>>85848128
did you know his gammy wrote Ghana national anthem

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>>85848101
If you don't value your life you'd do it for anyone.
I'd give my life for a nigger. I don't really care.

>>85847998
>>85848069
>spoiling shit for newcomers
faggots.

>>85848080
Connie x her Mom will always be popular here. Make more.

>>85847946
Autism

>>85848176
Damn, that's actually really helpful. Thank you!

>>85848161
Is that motherfucking tom bombadil nigger? Aaaaawwwwww shiiiittttt.

>>85847986
A character you'll see in a few episodes gets killed after a space giraffe invades earth.

>>85847986
the greg you greg is a doppelganger the real greg will be reveled in season 3

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Not sure if this was posted but

>>85848201
Don't browse places where people are discussing a show while watching said show. Its like skipping to the end of the book. Got no one but yourself to blame.

>>85848205
I'm not the artist, I merely stuffed that crop into a template.

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editfag request:

A Jasper edit of this.

>>85848219
Best gem


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gWFbYPi38E

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>>85847965
>>85847999
>>85848001
>>85848047
aww thanks guys, i'm working on a new blue diamond pic.

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Remember when Steven made a Cloud Connie that attempted to rape him?

>>85847363
don't you mean "diva"? Divo sounds like Devo, you might be confusing him for a band.

>>85848175
Just one thing, Jasper... This isn't about the past...We're fighting for the future