"Claire has the hots for her brother" edition
>her
>>85848438
Im just happy Dora's going back to her old ways. Even though Jeff probably didn't mean her too.
its weird reading this knowing that the red haired thing is actually a dude in drag
>>85848573
The back haired one used to look Marten.
>>85848622
It really does look like Marten, doesn't it. Even the lack of bulge is accurate.
>girls like awkward men!
Nice wish fulfillment, Hacques.
>>85849557
To be fair that is the crop in the social circles the author frequents. It only becomes more complicated when you realize that Marten is what the author used to see himself as and Claire is the man he wants to be now.
I haven't read this in forever
Why is the tranny still here
Why is Dora now hideous
>>85848438
>fucking ear gauges EVERYWHERE
when is jeph going to die from a piercing infection?
>>85849843
Because it is more progressive that way.
>>85849843
Claire is actually interesting now that she has flaws and a personality beyond "I'm cute and I'm trans"
The tranny got BTFO again, this is almost amusing.
>>85850482
her flaw seems to be assuming she knows what is best for people and then be confused and or frustrated that it doesn't play out the way she planned.
>>85848573
I kind of know what you mean. Like, if I didn't know about the dick I would just read her as a normal, kinda goofy-looking girl. But I can never stop being aware of the dick, and it colors my interpretation of everything she says.
>>85849991
He's still an insufferable cunt.
>>85848438
When will Marten fuck his sister?
> I like to draw friends in the background sometimes
Your dog doesn't count dumbass.
>>85849843
I guess you missed the trappening? You remember when everyone kept asking when Marten was going to fuck the tranny?
2891
>>85851861
That dog creeps me the fuck out. It doesn't emote, it's like a child in a dog costume.
>>85851861
i think he means not-zoe-quinn and the other dude
but yeah i don't think he actually has friends.
Tranny is an offensive term
>>85852021
>not-zoe-quinn
Please tell me Jaque isn't a fucking Fem Freq Koolaid Drinking "Listen and Believe" Zoe-Quinn loving faggo
I already know the answer.
>>85852654
You would be correct.
>>85852654
>Jeph "Here Comes Blonde Strawman Chad to Make a Fool of the CisWhite Race!" Jaques
>>85848438
>No Brun
WHAT IS THIS SHIT JACQUES WHAT DO YOU THINK PEOPLE PAY YOU FOR IF NOT AUTISTIC THICC BROWN TITS
>>85851861
Yeeeesssssss this pleases me
>>85851861
I want to see the big guy (Ethan? Eglamore?) battle with Clinton for the brown autists affections. But that would be too interesting.
>>85852756
So if the female is that easily offended SJW, then who's the guy?
>>85852822
Don't call me that
>>85852654
The guy also is "friends" with Wil Wheaton. Who famously got a writer fired from his job for a comment he made to Felicia Day.
>>85851861
>>85852021
>>85852654
>>85852756
>mfw how btfo Zoe Quinn is thanks to Brote Ampill
>>85851860
which one is that?
>look guys, sometimes Claire's in the wrong about stuff, she isn't a total Gary Stu who is perfect and permanently beloved by everyone
>you may have noticed I made the patreon link much bigger and at the top of the page
>>85848506
That Faye isn't nearly thick enough.
>>85848438
>Since when did the autistic Asian girl get so relationship savvy- oh shit it's Dora.
>mfw
They both have black hair what was I supposed to think.
>>85851861
Clinton is going to get friend zoned because he doesn't know how to deal with autists. She will not give off any signals and he will take it to mean she doesn't like him.
The proper interaction, when dealing with girls like this is:
>Hello, I find you sexually attractive. Would you be interested in getting food and drinks and perhaps having intercourse afterwards?
>>85848438
bump
>>85852497
You're in the wrong place
>>85856491
Faye wasn't thick 10 years ago
>>85855756
I guess 10k a month doesn't go as far in socialist Canada
>>85862085
The castration bit doesn't pay for itself.
>>85853327
I keep hearing about that, but what happened?
Well here is your autistic sex
>>http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1964469?
>>85862530
welcome back RF
>>85848438
>being weird and awkward
>cute
>>85862530
>>85862530
>Vibro-hand Clinton
I wonder if that's a standard feature.
>>85852021
>but yeah i don't think he actually has friends.
I think so too, I just assumed he beta orbited her and nodded respectfully
>>85848438
Those fucking dead eyes
>>85848438
When in the last 1000 strips has Marten been awkward.
When in the last 1000 strips has Marten done anything.
>>85866495
the whole cast has those
So any update on Handy Jays?
>>85867626
>Sound of Silence starts playing
>>85848438
>Those fucking ear gauges
God damn I must be out of touch. Why do people wear that shit? It just looks stupid.
>>85867683
RF said he's still planning on working on it.
>>85867719
Those have been a trend for a looooooong time now.
>>85867785
Doesn't make it any less stupid.
>>85868121
wtf is this
>>85848506
Man, I miss Raven, whats with JJ dropping characters all the fucking time?
>>85848573
>>85851789
you guys do realize transpeople are just regular people right? If any thing, shes proven herself a good person and not a scum-bag by being upfront about the fact to Martin before pursuing him.
>>85869687
>she
>person
ebin maymays, but 4chan isn't a safe space so fuck off
>>85869751
Do you actually people that think transgirls are a concept manufactured by tumblr or something.
>4chan has assigned political doctrine
Want to know how I now you're from Reddit?
>>85848506
God damn that was a shitty decade. Thanks for reminding me of it.
Now I need liquor.
>>85869687
But she has a dick.
>>85870215
So do 50 percent of people. Genitals shouldn't define someone, no body part should.
>>85870314
But you don't understand. It's a penis. A PENIS!
>>85870314
Sure it does, i'm a girl because my dick is feminine.
Something happened in a thread the other day.
Maybe if she's a main focus in the comic for long enough, we'll get more porn.
I hope.
>>85851861
>>85852021
>>85852654
That's literally Zoe Quinn showing Nathan Grayson how she likes to get fucked. Jacques is now officially part of Gamergate's harassment campaign.
>>85870717
Picture, right.
>>85851861
RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Brun
More like, Brows.
>>85870721
Pic related
>>85870737
>She just keeps getting more and more perfect
B R U N
U
N
F
>>85870971
>getting more and more perfect
>implying perfect can be more so itself
>>85870737
Now kiss.
>>85870737
When did she get his number again?
She lost it the first time and it seems like this is the first time in the current conversation that phones have been brought up at all.
Dammit, Hacks.
>>85870995
Hilbert's Paradox of the Grand Hotel, motherfucker.
>>85871107
Slighty-future phones. You can view the numbers of anyone around you, or something.
>>85871236
Don't try to excuse Hacks being a hack
>>85851957
Pic related.
>>85871107
Maybe she's got that brand of autism where she still remembers the phone number from the first time he gave it to her?
>>85871273
I can't help it, it's in my dna.
>>85871306
You mean she's a savant?
>>85862530
>http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1964469?
First the robot, now this.Moar
>>85851957
Yeah, kids and dogs together are kind of creepy
>>85871306
Except for the fact that she said "shoot" when the paper got drenched. She was disappointed that she wouldn't be able to contact Clinton.
>>85848438
At least Claire looks fairly cute other than the body mod shit in this one. The only reason I ever gave this comic attention was because it had a shy qt tranny character and it reminded me of a girl I fucked in college. Then Hacques just ruined her.
>>85871524
PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME
>>85849991
She was better as a slightly bland waifu desu.
>>85871107
Probably happened offscreen between last comic and this comic. Hacques does it again!
>>85871753
While they weren't talking about phones?
>>85871653
you fucked a guy anon, there's no rationalizing it
>>85871680
so...help...me
>>85872000
kekd and checkd
>>85870523
not funny
>>85869687
>>85870737
Ugh... Brun is probably the best character is a long time.
I give it 2 months before Jeff fucks her up.
>>85872000
Nice
>>85869588
>Missing Raven over Sara.
What if we took the cast of QC.... and put them in modern day Syria?
>>85870737
BAZINGA!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfaU9zFLBnE
>>85851861
AAAAGH THAT EXPLAINS THE SOCIAL JUSTICE POISON FROG FAGS SO MUCH
>still no Bubbles
where's the robutt, fuckley
>>85874866
As much as I like this pairing, we need to get back to Momo and Sam
>>85870737
Okay, at least today's strip is harmless. I'll savour it before we return to the usual schedule of painfully inane shit, bad jokes and boring drama.
Remember when there were actually interesting implications of technology's impact on society in this comic?
>>85875508
And just like Google Glasses it went no where and everyone forgot about it.
>>85874995
I haven't been reading QC for very long, is Faye and the robot something that could actually happen? Or am I getting my hopes up for nothing?
>>85875655
It's one of the the only ways that Hacks has left to up his Progressive Points© score, so it has to happen.
>>85875572
Glass was just an android phone that projected the screen into your eye.
Microsoft Hololens is an actual AR goggle.
>>85875508
>why do your glasses glow
>no shut up, I knew that
>>85875655
God I hope not. It's fine with the light flirting. I don't want another "You and Me."
>>85875742
It doesn't really matter. Were not going to get anything like whats in the comic for 30-40 years.
Were all going to old and Jeff will most likely be going by Jennifer. Excuse me, Jennipher.
>>85876275
>Why the long face?
>>85876299
She's part horseExplains her gargantuan penis
>>85875907
> I dont like you and you dont like me
Every fucking time
>>85870737
>tension of missing phone number disappears and is resolved without any meaningful difficulty or challenge for the characters
>everything is immediately okay
>>85869922
>Do you actually people that think transgirls are a concept manufactured by tumblr or something.
This generation of them is, yes.
>Marigold paired with Dale
>Not May with Dale
>Not Momo with Marigold
>NOT EVEN MOMO WITH MAY
COME ON, DO SOMETHING WITH THE ROBOTS
>>85876775
You've just realized this is how Jeph works. Things are solved in less than 3 strips or less.
>>85873885
Didnt someone make a slightly better one that makes it look like Claire is actually looking at Martin?
>>85875655
Faye is the only character who interacts with Bubbles to any (relatively) remarkable effect. Jeph can only show that two characters "connect" by making them kiss, so we can eventually look forward to Faye discovering she's robosexual and bedding down with Garnett
>>85880812
How big is Bubbles penis?
>>85872009
>>85869687
Those monsters aren't people. They're abominations that Superman would've fought>>85869687
in the 60's a monster of the week.
>>85881747
batman fought trannies all the time. like eartha kitt
>>85880311
just like when Claire and Merten might have had their first fight he just swept it under the rug and they were back to fucking in 3 strips
>>85875655
tried drawing bubbles without her armor
>>85848438
Holy shit what happened to Claire?
>>85883726
>>85848506
>Raven
I actually liked her.
>>85883818
Became Jeffs self insert
>>85885274
God I hate hambeast Faye
>>85883818
>>85848438
someone post the satan version
>>85883615
Two.
>>85881121
Robots don't have dicks.
For that matter they don't even have sex. Pintsize's attempts to the contrary notwithstanding
>>85849523
That was a joke for a few strips waaay back in the day
>>85882602
Eartha Kitt was a woman from birth you dumb fuck.
>>85883726
I would imagine that what you consider her "armor" is actually just part of her normal chassis.
Hairstyle is off too.
>>85848506
Pintsize is Gilbert Gottfried, not Jack Black
>>85875742
>Finally get actual augmented reality goggles
>They'll run fucking Windows 10
This is indeed a disturbing universe.
>>85891810
I thought she was Cat Woman?
>>85883726
Yeah no offence, this is a horrible Bubbles. Not a character, but it isn't Bubbles.
>>85887748
I don't know what you're complaining about. Shes always been fat.
>>85892487
Daily reminder that Marten was better off with Dora.
>>85893143
They were the best up until Jeff turned Dora super paranoid for no reason.
>>85893407
Remember when Dorabroke off contact with Sven for something Tai did constantly? Then they just played Sven as the villain and Dora as the reasonable one?
>>85893477
Well Dora was always bitchy to her brother, so there isn't change there.
Right before the break up up till kind of recently Dora has been really inconstant character. The way she handled Fayes alcoholism was really shitty. (Even though before Faye wasn;t so much an alcoholic just over did it a lot).
Moderately Attractive Sarcastic Ladies!
They talk about Coffee
and also Robots and Transhumanism
But Mostly just Coffee!
>>85893407
this is the day the comic died to me
>>85893790
The early 2000's was a weird time for everyone.
>>85893938
I stopped reading then because earlier that week I ended up breaking up with my girlfriend of 2 years. Shes the one who got me into the comic before we started dating. When this happened it felt like another punch in the gut.
Fucking Jeff.
>>85871898
I don't give a fuck. I came buckets and shit felt good. If that makes me gay, then call me Fernando and put me in assless chaps.
Better than being some sexafraid virgin like everyone else on /co/
>>85848438
Does everyone have stretched earlobes in this comic?
>>85894339
Because of this cock right here.
>>85893407
That last panel it looks like she has a mustache instead of a mouth.
>>85894374
I know why, I just didn't think he'd spread the fad to all his characters. I realize it's a thing with that age group and lifestyle. Rebelling against society, feeling like they are doing something only their generation does, blah blah.
Same thing happened with tattoos and piercings twenty years ago. Tribal bands and nose piercings weren't enough and they need to distinguish themselves from that generation. So now it's ear gauges and gender fluidity.
>>85894401
Well Jeff isn't great at writing or drawing comics.
>>85894475
>tranny has been around for 4 years now
Where has my life gone? Why didn't Jeph lose interest in this character like all the other minor ones he's introduced?
>>85894469
To be honest every generation has a shitty body image phase. Its just most people will get a shitty easily covered tattoo or two, or have horrible fashion. Jeff and his ilk are outsiders even to his kind. Its like hes a meta hipster. Where the hipsters look at him and say hes taken it too far.
>>85894531
Because shes Jeffs new avatar. Like how Marten used to be. Hes being kind of clever bringing them together. Hes showing that his self images can coexist together.
Or Jeff just wants that Tumblr money and the tranny his is meal ticket. I want to say he's exploiting his fan base, but hes not that smart.
>>85848438
God, I HATE this art style.
How do you manage to have a design that get progressively shittier as it goes on?
>>85894788
Well if you stab your hands repeatedly its not like its gonna get better.
>>85867719
I know black people who even think it is retarded. one of my friends from highschool said and I quote "thank you JESUS that some white man brought my ancestors from Africa to America"
gauges should never have been a thing
>>85894986
>stab hand in depressed drunken stupor
>get free surgery
>get free hardcore pain meds
Canada is good for covering all that, but fuck not everything should be free.
(He'd still need insurance of some sort to pay for the meds, but probably has coverage somehow).
>>85895198
Hmm... start a trend saying it's cultural appropriation? They all seem to get triggered by that shit.
>>85895287
He wasn't in Canada at the time. He only moved this this year I believe. The stabbing and Stabbing 2.0 was years ago.
>>85895348
Oh, I thought he was Canadian. Not that he just moved there. I had him confused with the Assigned Male creator for some reason.
>>85895410
Jeffs from Massachusetts I believe.
>>85891878
I was kind of going off what was said in >>85875655 image, and was trying for the pic related hairstyle.
>>85892436
Could you lemme know what you consider horrible so I could improve the next time I draw Bubbles?;_;
>>85895868
Its not horrible, its just a horrible Bubbles. It looks nothing like her. It would be fine as an other character. It kind of reminds of Kryten from Red Dwarf.
Bubbles has a fat face and oddly old person style hair. What you drew was some skinny face on an oddly angular buff body. The head doesn't even match the rest of the body to be honest.
>>85895504
From massachusetts. Everyone here has more nervous breakdowns than a chinese bridge.
>>85896848
Sounds about right.
>>85856519
Me too famalama
me too
>>85871524
>>85869687
like dropping blood into a shark tank
>>85893958
What with all of the illegal wars and whatnot
>>85897641
go back to quebec
>>85892409
Julie newmar was Catwoman
>>85896029
I can agree with that, I was worried about giving her a too tiny head. I'll just have to draw her more
>>85894149
I broke up around that time with my first gf. It was a really bad couple months following this comic and dealing with the fallout myself.Still haven't had another gf.
>>85897782
What exactly is this from? Hopefully not somebody who thinks that's passing.
>>85899572
It was something about some teen at school. That was from the news report. Fucking guy with no underwear on.
>>85899572
Oops I hit Post too fast.
http://fox2now.com/2015/08/27/transgendered-student-becomes-topic-of-discussion-at-hillsboro-high-school-meeting/
>>85894986
>>85894788
>take one art class
>never learn about art ever again
>sketch very rarely
>when you do sketch, sketch the same old shit, not from life
>make comic in 3 - 4 hours every day for ten years, copy paste tons of shit
>only sporadically try to get better by trying random ass things
>look back at body of work and have a crisis
>change style slightly and add some random details
>>85870737
Upper pockets on the jacket aren't there in panel 2
Fucking hell, Jeph
>>85902009
It could be worse honestly. It kind of reads like two people actually talking, and not some speech about giving her space or Claire being a bitch.
Its actually good? No, that can't be right. Its... decent?
>>85871898
>F.A.T.A.L
Holy shit, it was bizarre when my GM suggested that and whipped out the fucking tables
>>85903207
Not good at all. Just passable.
>>85903425
Compared the the rest of the comic is great.
>>85903425
cute girl
>>85903473
>girl
>>85903490
girl
>>85902009
so exciting
>>85903619
>crossdresser
So where does the art in this comic become bearable if someone wanted to start reading it, if for no other reason than having a free afternoon?
>>85906412
I'll let you know when it happens, anon.
>>85898058
There were three catwomen
>>85906706
>taking the bait