How dangerous is Bolivia? Is there hope someone takes care of

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>>85845224
>Its a "/co/ collectively hires a hitman" episode

>>85845224
Bolivia is full of pussies and cucks. He'll be right at home there.

>>85845224
He'll be fine as long as he's not a dumbass and takes a detour. He'll need to stay at a good hotel, avoid the ghettos, and if he's staying at a friends place their fence will need to be tall and their windows barred.

>>85845224
man, i feel like no one is going to be at BCC this year

>>85845224
He is coming here?
Why?

>>85845858
I dunno but you know what to do anon.

>>85845904
Meh, the Book Fair is in another state and it is in one of the highest cities in the country, if he is not in a good shape he really is going to get some troubles.

>>85845224
he will only lose his breath, bolivia is full of natives

>>85845904
>Neckbeard with a briefcase enters the opposing building where Bendis is staying at.
>He climbs several flights of stairs, breathing heavily from his mouth, constantly looking over his shoulder.
>He reaches his vantage point, seeing Bendis in his room fapping to the Luke Cage trailer
>Neckbeard opens the briefcase and assembles its contents
>Its a sandwich
>He eats that sandwich while starring at Bendis with a hateful expression.
>He picks up his cell phone and dials
>Bendis answers
>"Faggot"
>Neckbeard makes his badass exit through the fire escape, only to fall and break his neck, shitting himself in an alleyway

>>85846113
Ebin. Dimply ebin xD. Include me in le screencap!

>>85846113
This sucks so much that I think Benis wrote it but then he had to rewrite it because he put Bendisspeak in it

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>Bolivia doesn't have sea
>Gets Bendis

As a Chilean this makes me kek.

>>85845970
He writes books to please SJW, what does that tell you about her physical condition?
Boy, he'll have some respiratory issues.

>>85845224
The Quechuas and Aymaras have a very hick number of sick fucks, but as long as he stays on the tourist zones he's a-ok unless he does something to offend bolivians.

They are a tad too fond of lynching desu

>>85846004
>every night you can see a different bolitoro coming out of bendis' room

>>85845300
Didn't /co/ kill someone over Korra?

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>>85845300
>Bendis is just a fat Agent 47

>>85848188
>The Quechuas and Aymaras have a very hick number of sick fucks
Not at all
>he's a-ok unless he does something to offend bolivians.
Hardly, we kind of give gringos a preference zone
>They are a tad too fond of lynching desu
Only if he rapes someone or steal something in a very poor neighborhood

>>85848424
>we
you know what to do anon?

>>85848605
What? Are you talking about killing Bendis?
Bendis?
The writer Bendis?

>>85848424
>The Quechuas and Aymaras have a very hick number of sick fucks
>Not at all

From my relative bubble in argieland, all the news of Bolivia & Peru we generally get is gruesome shit like kids getting murdered

>>85849021
Most of the hardcore shit comes from mestizos and poor cholos, the bad indians are just drunk, stupid and uneducated, and they beat their wives but that is it.

>>85848293
Yes, but that was the cartoon side and they've always been crazy.

>>85848972
yes, the Bendis. Brian Michael Bendis.

>>85851255
Anon it's better to not kill Bendis if he dies, he becomes a martyr and his legacy of pandering would be eternal

Does anyone even give a shit about bendis over there?