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Will there ever be another Homestuck?

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Not in the "Huge disappointment" sense, but in the "Meteoric rise to fame" sense. Will anything ever do correctly what Homestuck came so close to accomplishing?
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Who the fuck cares?
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yes, it's called Steven Universe
-same shipping shit
-same OC shit (gemsona is the new trollsona)
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>>85839876

Go back to your containment board
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>>85839876
>SU the same as Homestuck

Perhaps in the disappointment sense, but it's lacking in even 1/10 the narrative.
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>>85839918

That anon like this entire thread is autistic
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>>85839929
So are you going to keep bumping it?
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>>85839918
Homestuck will always be the most disappointing
don't try to tell yourself otherwise
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>>85839918
he asked about the fame retard

>>85839907
kill yourself
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>go to look at reddit's reaction to the ex WP artist's deviantart posts
>all those people rationalizing how its not hussie's fault and that hiveswap is still going to be fine
that'll teach me for checking reddit
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>>85840332
Andrew Hussie is a saint. A man without sin. Why would he do wrong?
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>>85840332
t. Sergio
nice try degenerate furfag

>employer (like all employers do now) googles their name
>sees scat and sizeplay fetish shit immediately
i wonder why they can't get work.....?
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>>85840332
Absolutely disgusting. The man is literally a con artist.
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Assuming it comes out, what are the chances that davekat will sink in the epilogue? I need to hold on to something.
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>>85840502
0%

He needs the fujobucks for Hiveswap.
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>>85840450
That was pretty dumb on their part (I don't do anything online under my real name) but that doesn't mean Hussie isn't an asshole.
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>>85840555
hussie fucked us all and IS a scam artist, but it is not his fault for their retarded misfortunes

people get fired and laid off all the time
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>>85840614
My understanding of the posts was that Hussie fired them without warning and after they got emails promising further work, and he fired them because he suddenly decided he wanted to completely redo the game after they'd finished the first episode in 3D
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>>85839686
There have been plenty of meteoric rises since Homestuck's peak.

Undertale hit Homestuck levels of hype in a tenth of the time.

Steven Universe's bomb format keeps its fanbase hyped and autistic, just like HS used to do it. And Jojo just has weird bullshit in general.

What is missing is a truly convoluted storyline that actually warrants a large amount of theorizing and discussion to try and understand and predict. I genuinely don't know when we'll get the next version of that.
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>>85839728
>>85839907
>>85839929
What the fuck is this.
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The comic was asphyxiated by the Kickstarter, as we all know, but it would have still declined in quality without that, just less severely, and potentially not without finishing before it hit rock bottom and kept going down. Homestuck rotted from the inside out because it reflected the Internet, and the Internet changed during its run. Hussie's hackneyed attempts to keep up with Web 2.0 tarnished something that was born at the twilight of Web 1.0.
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I'm reading Wizardy Hebert and loving it.
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>>85840679
he's shit at handling a company yes, big fucking surprise.

but to think that it's his fault she's in such a shit position now is retarded
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>>85840905
I like that explanation.
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>Meteoric rise to fame
am i dense, or are you exaggerating? I have never heard anyone ever mention this comic except on 4chan

is it really that popular?
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>>85839686
Rooster Teeth started as a couple of guys fucking around in Halo, and then evolved into a corporation with 200 employees.
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>>85841014
4 years ago.
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>>85841014
It is.

>>85841044
Good point.
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>>85841014
It was never well-known outside of the Internet (except at cons and stuff) but online it was wildly popular from like 2010-2012 or so
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>>85841269
In 2011 Homestuck was so popular that MLP boards had to ban it like 4chan did MLP
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I worry about what having a shitty Homestuck-tier fandom is going to do to Toby Fox in the long run. He made it very clear that he didn't want this to happen and he even abandoned the Undertale IP and all unfulfilled Kickstarter rewards associated with it.
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>Be bored
>Decide to search my classpect on Tumblr
>After 5 minutes I find a post of Gelasticat
>Decide to check it out
>Discover that a faggot that draws fat hobbit pink hair Karkat has the same classpect as me

Why? Of all classpects why mine?
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Remember when Hussie was loved by the community for being a hilarious, based asshole? Remember his early newsposts and blogs?

What the hell happened to that guy?
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>>85841958
what is it so I can laugh
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>>85841977
Mage of Void

http://gelasticat.tumblr.com/post/149543907867
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>>85841014
Never been to a con, I take it? Trolls everywhere.
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>>85841964
He changed fampai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekVtjoxwBRQ
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>>85842051
>JAKE CUMS
well, yes, frequently
but do you really want that written in sharpie on your knuckles
i don't get it

i'm too sad to even acknowledge hussie
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>>85842012
void players
>autistic
>ugly
>mary sues

light players
>sexy
>hot
>intelligent
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>>85841958
"Dexterious potato"
Fits their characters.
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>>85841700
Toby seems like he's got a pretty good head on his shoulders

He'll be fine
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>>85839686
So can hussie actually draw? Everything I've seen from him always looks like really crude cave paintings.
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>>85842051
He looks like his tumblrite friends have dressed him up and are making him dance. He's still dancing now, and we've been watching him dance since 2012.
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>>85842279
Not anything complex but he's perfected his style and used to pump shit out very efficiently.
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>>85842207
Fuck off, void friends are way better than light faggots, they're strong, pretty and modest, while light players are attention whores, arrogant, too perfect and basically you are the biggest fag in the world if you have light as your aspect
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>>85842279
Once upon a time, yes

http://smokinghippo.com/TSOtutes/charcoal_tutorial.html

http://smokinghippo.com/TSOtutes/inking_tutorial.html
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>>85842336
Light > Mind > Void > Blood
The sad truth.
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>>85842380
Void > Hope > Time > Doom > Rage > Space > Mind > Breath > Life > Heart > Blood > Light

Ftfy
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Is MrCheeze the biggest Hussie apologist there is?

Every time I see someone post obvious information on how Hussie is a scam artist he writes up an essay justifying it
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>>85842434
Light > Mind > Doom > Time > Space > Hope > Breath >> Heart > Life > Void > Rage >Blood
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>>85842535
what's happening here
what is kanaya doing to poor kanaya
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>>85842555
trips of truth
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>>85842528
The guy on the subreddit?

He tends to get into arguments with me a lot. I mean I kinda understand his optimism but I think in the end my complete lack of faith in Hiveswap will be justified.
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>>85842528
he's trying to make up for the time hussie banned him from the 4ums for spreading namco high
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>>85842555
Maybe switch Life and Void, actually.
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>>85842601
Didn't Hussie write Namco High?
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>>85839686
Both Undertale and Steven Universe have gotten obscenely popular in a short amount of time.

Overwatch also is getting a crapload of fan-attention online at the moment.
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>>85842578
I don't know
I think that is Future Kanaya fighting against Past Kanaya over the fact that Future Kanaya no longer feeds off blood but of human sperm, that, for some reason, upsets Past Kanaya
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official
-OFFICIAL-
ASPECT TIER LIST

>GOD TIER TIER
Breath
Space

>Shit Tier
the rest
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>>85842674
That's a meme opinion.
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>>85842666
Steven Universe will be an unstoppable behemoth until it wraps up or changes hands. Undertale was slowly starved by a lack of new content and its withered frame was quickly put out of its misery by Overwatch.
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Quick claim your classpect one last time

Thief of Breath here
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>>85843021
Mage of Mind.
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>>85839918
>>85839918
>implying it's even disappointing yet
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>>85843021
Mage of Void reporting in!
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>>85842925
I don't know about the undertale part, my dude, FNAF still has a strong following
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>>85843021
Rogue of Time here
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>>85843119
The Undertale and FNAF followings are still large, but they're all kids now. The adults moved on from both.
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>>85843021
Mage of breath!
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>>85843021
Knight of Breath
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>>85843021
Heir of Space
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>>85843178

That's because adults, unless autistic, don't "join a fandom" and stay there forever even though no new content comes out. Adults enjoy one thing until it's over and then move on to the next.

All Undertale needs to be as big as it was again is a sequel.
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>>85840502
>Davekat sunk
LOL

Just look at fucking Hussie. He is dead-fucking serious with the fujo pandering and having Shelby and Zoe Quinn breath down on his neck.
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Less people cared abour homestuck than you think. I still believe those view counts were FAKED
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>>85843021
Knight of Light.
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>>85843233
>Adults enjoy one thing until it's over and then move on to the next.
He says in a Homestuck thread.
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>>85839686
i dream to be
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>>85839686
>>85839918

Steven Universe may reach Homestuck levels of insanity IF it manages to pull off what Homestuck did with Act 5 - successfully switching the focus to worldbuilding an entire alien planet without jumping the shark.

That's the kind of thing that causes exponential story complexity and fanbase growth.
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>>85843233
>That's because adults, unless autistic, don't "join a fandom" and stay there forever even though no new content comes out
Uh, why are you here?
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>>85843021
Mage of Time
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>>85843021
Mage of Heart
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>>85843388
>successfully switching the focus to worldbuilding an entire alien planet without jumping the shark
>successfully
nice bait
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>>85843388
uh, but there's already a bunch of lore about gems
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>>85843380
i believe in you, anon
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There's still Steven Universe, but it's probably gonna go on hiatus in a few weeks or months leaving fans starving for some flavor of the month.
There's Overwatch I guess, but I think there's a vacuum right now for a more Homestuck/Undertale type thing that the fandom kids can really make their own.
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>>85843433
>Implying.
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>>85843490
thanks bro
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Alright folks, survey time.
>favourite and least favourite Beta kid
>favourite and least favourite Alpha kid
>favourite and least favourite Alternia troll
>favourite and least favourite Beforus troll
>best land
>best guardian
>best and worst act (including sub-acts)
>what would you do if you saw Hussie in the street?
>your OTP
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>>85843555
>Favorite: John
>Favorite: Jake
>Favorite: Aradia / Least Favorite: Tavros
>Favorite: Aranea / Least Favorite: Meulin
>LOWAS
>Dad Egbert
>The last sub-act whatever the fuck it was
>Ask him to draw aradia on a napkin and then secretly hope he dies afterwards
>JakeAra
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>>85843555
Rose, Jade.
Dirk, Jane.
Terezi, Nepeta.
Aranea, Porrim.
LoCaM
Dave's Bro.
Ending parts of Act 5. Ending parts of Act 6.
Get autograph or something.
JohnRose/Karezi.
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>>85843555
>Favorite: Dave (pre retcon) / Least Favorite: Dave (post retcon)
>Favorite: Roxy / Least Favorite: Jane
>Favorite: Sollux / Least Favorite: Vriska
>Favorite: Mituna / Least Favorite: Horuss or Rufioh
>LOHAC
>Based Dad
>Best: A5 / Worst: A6A6A5
>set his dumb fucking Pepe shirt on fire
>pic related
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>>85839686
>dat gif
Will there be another Problem Sleuth?

I believe that PS is a better package over all, which is pretty common here, but Homestuck, especially Act 1-5, clearly has something it didn't. I can't quite name it. Maybe it was that the characters had more, well, character? If that's the case, the story HS truly is a classic tragedy. It was brought down by the same quality that had led to its rise.
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>>85843433

Don't be retarded, Homestuck would never have gotten even a TENTH as popular without Hivebent. That was when the fandom exploded. It was an astronomical success.

>>85843442

There was a bunch of lore about the trolls before Act 5, actually spending time showing everything from THEIR perspective changes everything, and it will be the same with gems if SU ever does a "gem homeworld arc" in the vein of Hivebent. I kind of doubt it will, since we're in season 4 now and the focus has remained firmly on Steven himself and his life on Earth, but one might have said the same about Homestuck before Act 5 hit.
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>>85843555
>(old) dave, rose
>jake, jane
>tavros, equius
>mituna, kurloz
>lohac
>doc scratch - technically a (first) guardian
>4, 6.6.5
>do not engage
>davejade
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>>85843555
>favourite and least favourite Beta kid
John / Act5 and Act6 Rose
>favourite and least favourite Alpha kid
Roxy / Dirk
>favourite and least favourite Alternia troll
Karkat / Kanaya
>favourite and least favourite Beforus troll
They aren't even characters
>best land
LoWaS
>best guardian
Dad
>best and worst act (including sub-acts)
Act 4 / Act 6.1.1 or whatever the hell it's called
>what would you do if you saw Hussie in the street?
Probably decide not to talk to him, because anything else would be weird
>your OTP
John/Vriska
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>>85843752
>Liking Roxy.
The most pleb tastes.
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>>85843555
Dave, Jade.
Roxy, Jane.
Karkat, Feferi.
Kankri, Horrus.
Land of Wind and Shade.
Dad.
Act 5 Act 2, Act 6 Act 5.
Become flustered upon recognising him, immediately break eye contact and walk on.
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>>85843831
She's the least worst.
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>>85843555
>favourite and least favourite Beta kid
Favorite: Jade
Least Favorite: Rose
>favourite and least favourite Alpha kid
Favorite: Roxy
Least Favorite: Jake
>favourite and least favourite Alternia troll
Favorite: Vriska
Least Favorite: the fucking cripple
>favourite and least favourite Beforus troll
Favorite: Damara
Least Favorite: Cronus
>best land
Heat & Clockwork
>best guardian
Egdad
>best and worst act
Best: Act 5 Act 2
Worst: Act 1
>what would you do if you saw Hussie in the street?
leave him alone
>the other one
It's a secret

I have shit tier taste
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>>85843837
missed the spoilered question.
Karkat <3 Terezi
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>>85843831
It's the best of a bad crop senpai
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>>85843821
>Talking about non-characters
>Liking Roxy.
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>>85843870
Please see >>85843849
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>>85843821
>They aren't even characters
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>>85843849
>>85843867
>>85843894
Dirk > Roxy.
>>85843837
>>85843850
>>85843831
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I guess... i just have one question left...

how do i live without you?
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>>85843965
Bad meme
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>>85840614
Being stupid with other people's money isn't the same as a scam. You can do to jail for it under the right circumstances, but it isn't a scam.
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>>85843769
>clearly has something it didn't.
colours?
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>>85843555
>John, Jade
>Dirk, Jane
>Act 5 Karkat, Feferi/Nepeta
>They literally don't matter and don't deserve to be acknowledged
>Land of Wind and Shade
>Bro
>Best Act 4/Act 5 Act 2, Act 6 Act 5 (Everything around that point is shit but that's the epitome of evil)
>Run up to him and put a blanket over him and rush him to a survivor center of some sort to see if he can go through intense therapy to return his former healthy mental status
>John/Rose or John/Vriska
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>>85843923
>hussie's self-insert

nah
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>>85844041
You're a good man.
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>>85843923
>not judging my liking of jade
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Debate
John. is he a homosexual?
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>>85844048
Slightly less funny, better developed, better realized character > slightly more funny character with horrible writing everywhere else.
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>>85843021
Knight of Space
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>>85844105
Jade's universally recognized as an iffy character.
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>>85844118
John is not a homosexual.

Good debate.
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>>85844097
;)

Also I'm surprised best exile wasn't asked, then again there's only one true answer
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>>85843021
Knight of Rage
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>>85844172
AR > The Mayor
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>>85844162
You are a good person
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>>85843555
>Dave, John
>Roxy, Jake
>Sollux, Vriska
>Mituna, the other 11
>LOWAS
>Dad Egbert
>Intermission, A6A6
>In my imagination, tell him to go fuck himself. In reality, nothing.
>DaveJade
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>>85844172
I will fight you for being slightly wrong.
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>>85844192
ya'll best hop to takin' that back on the double my man
>>85844041
damn, your answers are actually better than mine
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>>85844220
>Meme tastes the post.
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>>85844273
There's a reason these tastes are popular: because they're correct.
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>>85839686
Will there anything else with the same sense of wonder and mystery of acts 1 to 4?
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I wonder if I would like the early acts' Rose more or less if she didn't remind me of my younger self. Shit, I even made a big deal of using proper punctuation on IM.
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>>85844293
No, it's because they're memes.
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>>85844192
I never understood the AR hype. He's the most one-note character among a side cast of one-note characters. Is it to his credit that he was just shat on and erased from the story by the author before he ruined the rest of the characters?
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>>85839686
UnderTale
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>>85844343
There are text-only web series that come close. There are also video games like Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines and Star Control II (which now has a free HD remake) that might be up your alley if you enjoy being thrown into an unfamiliar world.
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>>85843021
Soul of Doom.
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>>85844460
yes

you either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain
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>>85840703

Undertale is only popular because the creator worked on homestuck.
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Who would win in an intense makeout session?

Madame Murel or Caliborn?

http://www.strawpoll.me/11103930
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>>85844563
>Madame Murel
Canonically in a relationship with the Weasel King
>Caliborn
Died a virgin

No contest
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>>85844220
>the other 11
even Mituna's waifu?
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>>85844460
I was only speaking in comparison.
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>>85844590
Fair enough
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>>85844588
>Died a virgin
Wait... If Caliborn jerks off, is he fucking Calliope?
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>>85844588
consider the following:

caliborn has a forked tongue that tastes like candy
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>>85839686
>Not in the "Huge disappointment" sense, but in the "Meteoric rise to fame" sense. Will anything ever do correctly what Homestuck came so close to accomplishing?
No Man's Sky/Pokemon GO came close before falling hilariously short, but nothing /co/ related comes to mind.

I just hope fans learned a lesson from Hussie flying too close to the sun, and lower their expectations for everything moving forward.
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>>85844618
> IN FACT, FOR ME TO EVEN BE MOCKING THE PRACTICE. ALMOST FEELS. INCESTUOUSLY MASTURBATORY.

>(EVEN THOUGH THAT IS A REDUNDANT PHRASE FOR CHERUBS...)

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/ACT6ACT6.php?s=6&p=008153
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>>85844657
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>>85844662
Valor is superior
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Which Pokemon GO teams would the kids/trolls be in?
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>>85844939
These don't make any sense.
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>>85844939
this is EXTREMELY accurate
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what happened with Homestuck?

not a fan, just wanna know what's going on
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>>85844992
it ended.
really, really, really badly.
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>>85844992
ending sucked
waiting on epilogue
waiting on vidya that was due three years ago
waiting on movie
waiting on youtube videos
waiting on ANYTHING GOD GIVE ME ANYTHING
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>>85843021
Prince of Mind
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>>85844992
>what happened with Homestuck?

It died a horrible death.
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>>85843021
Prince of Mind
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>>85845043
>>85845050
Prince of Mind-mind
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>>85845017
Movie?
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>>85844976
You're retarded.
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>>85845017
how did it suck?
note that I only ever read the first chapter
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>>85843388
>worldbuilding an entire alien planet without jumping the shark.

Steven goes to Homeworld.
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MISS TEACHER MISS TEACHER

ANON IS READING HIS DEMON CARTOONS IN CLASS AGAIN


what did you do /hst/?
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>>85845046
Remove the freckles
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>>85844939
Competent characters: Valor
Incompetent characters: Mystic
Dave: Instinct
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>>85845117

Well yeah smart guy, that was the fucking implication. Thanks for pointing it out for those who didn't get it, by which I refer to you.
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>>85845251
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>>85844662
>August 2016
>Caring about Mememon Go

>>85844624
Consider the following: Caliborn would bite someone's face off if he ever got the chance to.
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>>85845119
Laugh at the autist who didn't hide his powerlevel
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>>85845119
Do good? I?

No. Evil anon I deliver.

I maim nine more hero men in Saginaw.

Sanitary sword a tuck Carol, I!

Lo, rack, cut a drowsy rat in Aswan.

I gas nine more hero men in Miami.

Reviled, I? no na, live on

I do. O' God!
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>>85845312
then why did john bite caliborn first?? if it's such a natural reaction for cherubs shouldn't caliborn have done it first????

checkmate athiest
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>>85845312
>Calliope kissing Roxy.png
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>>85845417
>>85844563
WHY CAN'T I CHANGE MY VOTE
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>>85845107
There were lots of things that were left unanswered or just ambiguous. Plus, for the finale to such a long comic, it was over and done with pretty damn quickly. Not enough payoff for 7 years of buildup. It very looked nice, to its credit.
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>>85845465
>looked very nice
Debatable.
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Made a fantroll last night. Thoughts?
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>>85845613
Here's one, kill yourself.
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>>85845613
I think she's a slut.
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>>85845043
>>85845050
>>85845072
meme magic
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Snug this fantroll!
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>>85845667
Iunno maybe. Probably.
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>>85845613
URINAL
I WANT TO PEE IN HER
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>>85845812
Hussie did nothing wrong (after he fired her the last time).
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>>85845613
Rapeable.
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>>85839686
Homestuck is modern Ulysses. In the future, it will be venerated not for being particularly good but for being all-encompassing nicely esoteric to all but the most well-read consumers. People like to jack off about that kind of thing.
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>>85840679
the game was far from done and the lead programmer had a meltdown because he lied about being able to program. he was hired by former project lead instead of hussie just like the dA poster. hussie came in and fired everyone except for people he trusted and rebuilt the team with a smaller crew due to budget and efficiency. he started it over because the rate of production was too slow to reasonably release a game.
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>>85846013
i also saw that youtube video
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>>85845812
This actually made me like Hussie more.
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>>85846034
>>85846049
You'll never get to enjoy your shitty vaporware, cuckolds.
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>>85846043
Huh. I'd completely forgotten about it. So much for every having an original idea.
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>>85846239
just because i want to see joey fuck trizza into submission doesn't mean i'm a cuck!
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>>85846034
that seems like a sensible business decision.

cold, but sensible.
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>>85846239
But I already got to enjoy some tumblr/DA losers getting shit canned, and that brings me more joy then a low budget point-and-click ever could.
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>>85846327
>sensible business decision
>hussie
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There will never be another MLP.
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https://youtu.be/qPXxJrQ2Bzk

I can't believe Homestuck is fucking dead.
>>
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How does your OC stop Joey from getting the matriorb?
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>>85846963
is that the trump impersonation or is it something worse still
>>85847032
now why would anyone's oc want to do that
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>>85847032
Invite her over for a smoke.
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>>85847032
my OC stops her by shooting her with a poison dart.
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hey guys what do u think of my fantroll
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Is this a boy or a girl?
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Can you handle /hst/ at his donald trump, anon?
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>>85846476
>Implying it wasn't in order to meme.
???
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>>85847068
She is going to GRIND on it until it BREAKS anon

That is like raping an entire city's worth of pregnant women and then killing them all

She needs to be stopped.
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>>85847193
No because I don't deserve it at its Bernie Sanders. I'm not that horrible.
>>
>OMG TOBY FOX IS HOMESTUCKS BEST MUSICIAN CUZ UNDERTAL-
https://youtu.be/wouDFje3RY8
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>>85847262
But commustuck was golden age hsg
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>>85847445
this
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>>85847550
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>>85843021
The fuck did blood do?
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>>85847550
>karkat
>i'm gay
>OH DAVE I LOV-
>for john
>bye
>btw you're the best man
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>>85847741
Vitality and bonds....?
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>>85847448
Eeeeehhhh.....?
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>>85843021
Page of Breath
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>>85847886
-unzips 8ulge-
Suck.
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>>85847936
You sure do.
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>>85842051
he's always kind of acted like that irl though, have you seen his really old videos (pre-2009) of him running around outside doing dumb shit

also how fucking drunk is he in that video
>>
post sahtii
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Someone drew my fantroll
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>>85841726
that is a p cool design desu
>>
how does condy keep her balance and a healthy back with those GIANT tits and horns
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>>85848769
i was about to say troll spines must be stronger than human spines but then i remembered fucking tavros

but to answer the question dark magic probably who knows
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>>85844557
Most of the people I know that were big into Undertale never bothered with Homestuck.
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>>85848838
idk he only lost his legs from a giant fucking fall
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>>85846744
remember when all we'd seen of Equius was his conversation with Nepeta where he forbid her from joining Karkat's team and everyone thought he was an abusive boyfriend
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>>85842528
Yes, I am. The guy sure as hell doesn't plan on doing his own PR any time soon, and I'd rather the communities I care about don't devolve into off-topic bickering about every dumb rumour like certain other places.

Also, I don't get off on trying to make things fail like my good buddy >>85842592 over here.

Pic unrelated it's the least defensible thing Andrew has ever done
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>>85849235
holy fucking shit you're a gigantic faggot
please
PLEASE
kill yourself
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ikimaru is such cancer every time i try to look for fanart i always see another person trying to mimic their ugly style

why did hussie let them do art for the flashes
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>>85849297
Have you heard the (old) news we just stumbled upon? Hussie is pretty much a swindler, a dishonest coward.
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>>85849294
k
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>>85849340
blue board, anon, what the fuck
get this lewd shit out of here
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>>85848985
But Equius did the right thing there. Sometimes, the sweaty guy is a hero.
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>>85849435
equius is literally the fucking villian you retarded cockmongler
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>>85849376
Blow your brains out.
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>>85849458
Defend his pathetic ass harder you fucking shill
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>>85849447
>Implying ARquius isn't the only thing holding Lord English back.
>Implying it can even be considered Equius when he's mixed in with an evil robot.
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>>85849489
>AR
>evil
fuck off reddit
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>>85849484
He literally did nothing wrong there though.
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>>85849518
What would you call him? "Evil" might not be the right word but I wouldn't trust the guy.
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>>85849555
He's the permanently 13 splinter of a control freak who grows up to be an abuser in different circumstances that ends up providing the core personality of an omniscient mastermind happily bound to serve a destructive monster.
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>>85849576
What? Why?
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>>85843021
Prince of Heart
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>>85849596
Well, yeah, he's not good is all I'm saying.
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>>85849672
I hate you.
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>>85849672
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>>85844939
>the confused virgo on hufflepuff

gotta disagree here famalam
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>>85849716
Why are you so autistic?
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>>85849699
>2/?
if you're not going to autistically plan out your rants in their entirety before posting them then why even bother
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>>85849727
is he more autistic than the horse fags?
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>>85849767
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>>85849420
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>>85849749
Yes.
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>>85849814
never mind the spam, this will get the thread torpedoed for sure

post more
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>>85849863
Stop being retarded, anon.
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>>85849962
poor joey

she deserves so much more
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>>85849966
You should join us on r/homestuck sometime mate
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Would it been cool if the hiveswap team did a monthly livestream on the progress of the game?
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>>85849858
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>>85850040
AR is evil you shitlord
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>>85850059
It's an episodic adventure game. On every level, it does not work that way.
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>>85850059
That would require there to be monthly progress of the game
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>>85850063
I always liked this pic.
Something about an extra-horny nerd girl always gets me going.
>>
>>85843021
Prince of Rage incoming!
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>>85843380
You're already a huge disappointment
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>>85850059
I don't know how many people would show up for a blank screen year after year
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>>85849376

What happened? I dont keep up on news too well anymore.
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>>85850059
It's hiveswap, not star citizen
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>>85850119
One of candyboy's ex-employees blew the whistle on him being a dishonest boss who used up a whole team on a completed Hiveswap episode he threw away and rebooted completely
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>>85850162
It was a smart move.
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>>85850162
I'm more surprised they hired jitenshaw in the first place.
Like, in terms of fucked up fetish artists you can't get much worse.
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>>85850183
How tame are you? Sizeplay ain't shit and vore is commonplace
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>>85850201
Dude go look at their site, they've got scat and toddlercon.
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>>85850197
The MSPA forums hosted a 5-chapter fanfic called Painted Walls that went into great detail over her using her girls and HB/NB for herself
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>>85850201
They've got a lot more than that. I was thinking more the naked toddlers they've drawn on their website.
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>>85850223
Woah, woah, what the fuck? I'm out, fuck this crazy broad
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>>85850220
This sort of shit needs to stop, right now.
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>>85850229
Damn. Is it archived anywhere?
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>>85850255
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>>85850229
>gone forever

fuck
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>>85850252
Yeah, see.
And it's not hidden or anything, they link right to it.
Hussie fucked things up but don't pretend like Jittenshaw is somehow this good person that Hussie is actively stopping from getting a job, they're fucking weird and have a lot of really questionable shit associated with them.
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>>85850245
I'm confused, are you posting sexually aggressive Jade or hand-holding Jade?
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>>85850272
I checked AO3 but it's not there and seeing as it's about as old as Homestuck I don't think anyone's found it recently to save.
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what land would have been the coolest to see fleshed out more, a'la john's walkarounds?
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>>85850322
I don't know? None of my stuff is tagged that deeply to find that either way.
I really gotta sort this shit more.
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You know the mods aren't going to delete this thread or even ban you because they think this is funny that you're doing this to us, right
>>
>>85850337
then stop cheating by jumping numbers, abide your own rules.

If you're gonna be a shit, at least be consistent.
>>
>>85850418

>When you OP a thread that snaps somebody's autism bone
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>>85850442
This is just pathetic.
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>>85850412
damn, bro!
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>>85850504
DirkxJade....?
>>
When will people understand that everyone hates HSG?
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>>85850552
Worse, bro x jade
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>>85850497
He's reposting pasta spam from /r9k/, I saw mention of pausing for tendies. He doesn't actually have any gore and this isn't his material.
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>>85840450
But he fired the WHOLE TEAM without warning. Several people fired without ANY of them knowing they weren't needed anymore
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isn't there supposed to be code in place to prevent someone from spamming the same phrase in short succession?

or does it not work on "most close" matches?
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>>85850568
>actually have any gore
What?
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>>85850573
>But he fired the WHOLE TEAM without warning
says who?
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>>85850565
No, that's Dirk. He doesn't have a hat.
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>>85850616
The person who wrote these posts threatened to start spamming gore after 50 messages in one of the spam posts. This person's just using stolen material and he doesn't have the gore.
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>>85850642
He takes it off when he's cucking Dave
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newfag here, im a little confused.

is it true that the first 4 acts were actually some kind of forum game with people posting what the characters will do until act 5 (someone told me the game forum stopped for being too populated with people)?
like someone posting "make john like shitty movies" and ended up being part of the character, or "now make john fuse all his items with the cake"and that later actually happened in the comic.
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>>85850645
Oh, OK.
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>>85850628
>tfw youre too busy shitposting
This isn't shitposting, it's spamming. Stop it.
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>>85850618
The size fetish artist chick
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>>85850657
That's more or less accurate, but it wasn't a game so much as people on the forums could submit commands for what the characters should do, and Hussie picked the ones he liked to advance the story with.
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>>85850652
But then he'd never be wearing a hat.
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>>85850657
the short version is yes, but there was less and less interaction with the narrative post act 1.
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>>85850609
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>>85850685
any link to the forums? i would love to read them.
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>>85850671
Right.
And we believe her? What did she actually say? Has anyone corroborated it?
>>
>>85850657
The characters were never made by fans. Only their names and actions.
>>
>the mods don't even care enough to remove all of this spam

glorious
>>
>>85850716
Oh, friend...
Come sit with us by the dwindling fire, and we'll tell you about the forums...
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>>85850716
Hussie deleted the forums completely without warning earlier this year.
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>>85850716
they don't exist anymore, sorry about that.
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>>85850720
No.

But it sounds like something he would do.
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>>85850733
They'd only care if we were mass reporting it. But since we don't care, they don't care.

Or this is a mod falseflag.
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>>85850696
There's literally no real advantage Bro has over Dave, Dave's a way better choice.
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>>85850766
Nah, it doesn't.
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>>85850756
Seriously? Holy shit, I hope he has backups. I'd feel like a monster deleting 7 years of memories without warning.
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>>85850774
it's sort of a catch 22 isn't it? we report one, we should probably report them all.

If we report them all, they see a high volume of complaints from this thread and delete it.

Best thing we can do is ignore it.
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>>85850803
He doesn't care about things like that. The deplorable way he "ended" the comic is proof of that. He basically deleted 7 years of our lives.
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>>85850766
>But it sounds like something he would do.
Based on what?

If you're just going to assume the worst for no other reason than "hiveswap is bad" meme, shut the fuck up.

We have no idea what's going on, and that's bad. But that doesn't mean every bad thing we say is happening is true.
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>>85850803
>I'd feel like a monster deleting 7 years of memories without warning
Oh, i get it, you're playing dumb.

Why are you doing this? Trying to make us hate Hussie? Too late.
>>
>>85850793
>>85850851
Dangerously naive.
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>>85849235
Well sorry Cheeze, but we know that cynicism and hackery will prevail in the end. Have fun being the captain of a sinking ship
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>>85850827
bullshit you cant just delete something from the internet, how about wayback machine and sites like that?
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>>85850385
gtfo with this shit
What Dave really needs is to be bent over and fucked thoroughly
>>
>>85850796
>>85850838
>>85850865

>I'll post gore on 50 guys I s-swear!
>Posts 49 and goes down.

Pussy.
>>
>>85850914
You're welcome to try.
>>
>>85850897
Yeah? And why is your cynicism so fucking smart?
Give me one good reason to believe he'd fire an entire fucking team for no goddamn reason.
Any proof that it happened besides one fired fetish artist's vague hinting? Anything?
>>
>>85850890
Now you're going backwards. Don't be a pussy.
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>>85850942
The reason is he did it.
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>>85850890
>>85850925

Okay, this got a laugh out of me.
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>>85850927
Agreed.
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>>85850927
What like this?
>>
He-lllo, everybody! Let me tell you about Homestuck
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>>85850946
well they did skip quite a few numbers around 20-30 range, so if I had to guess, I'd say the post lagged.
>>
>>85850942
My cynicism towards Hussie has never once failed me.

My optimism towards him always has.
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>>85850981
is this actually censored or was it just drawn like that
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>>85851009
This belongs on a plaque.
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>>85850960
>>85851009
So you're full of shit.
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>>85850942
Cheesy Mr. Cheeze, don't be naive. Hussie and video game development go as well together as Homestuck and Namco

The man's on(AT LEAST) the third build of Hiveswap, and he hasn't updated the Kickstarter backers in nearly a year.

This for an EPISODIC adventure game he promised to be done by 2014
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>>85851033
I censored it.
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>>85851052
>>85851016
What tune am I supposed to be singing this to? Because I don't think "We Didn't Start The Fire" works unless I'm retarded.
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>>85850981
>Dave not liking getting his ass fucked

Out of character.
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>>85850985
I don't want to be told about Homestruck.
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whoever is writing the act 8 fanventure needs to turn in their badge and neck themself pronto
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>>85851054
Let's turn this around Mr. Sunshine. Tell me, what DO YOU expect from Hiveswap?

Seriously, what experience do you think Andrew Hussie will deliver? You clearly still believe him, despite every piece of evidence showing him to be malicious, incompetent, or both
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>>85851082
well source us, anon, cmon
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>>85851054
There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.
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>>85851105
He's not use to how rough Jade is
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piggy is uploading pictures of a bloody shit she took, just to warn
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>>85851170
I bet Karkat is more gentle
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>>85851126
It's gonna be a shitty flash game.
It's not like I expect the moon! It's gonna be shit compared to what he hyped it up to be!
But I'm not gonna spread stupid rumours about how terrible and evil he is, I still like the guy.

>>85851210
>>85851189
>>85851176
Not gore? Weak.
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>Tfw you'll never read Problem Sleuth for the first time as it's being released for the first time
>You'll never have those moments back
I don't hate homestuck, but I miss the days when we could enjoy MSPA.
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>>85851170
There's a surprising number of pictures of Jade sexually breaking Dave.
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>>85851231
>tfw that anon is making this the most bumped thread on the board.
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>>85851234
>tfw you've never read problem sleuth
>tfw you'll one day experience problem sleuth for the first time

>>85851238
It'd be more accurate to say there are a lot of pics of Dave being sexually broken, and by a lot of different people.
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>>85851234
I legit cry when I think about how early homestuck felt and how all that promise went down the train in the worst way possible and listening to music like sburban jungle gets those tears going really quick
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>>85851268
Wait a second, it WAS supposed to be "We didn't start the fire"?

Who the FUCK wrote this garbage?
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>>85851231
>It's not like I expect the moon!
But that's the problem. The man took 2.5 million dollars of his fans money, and is going to deliver a shitty flash game, far over budget and WAY ahead of schedule.

I won't give a shit about Hiveswap if it wasn't funded with the literal hopes and dreams of Hussie's audience. But it was.

And the "rumors" are actual accounts by his employees.

From top to bottom, from the kickstarter backers he promised to update MONTHLY to the employees he let go at the drop of a hat, Hussie fucked up.

It ain't just bad luck - it's incompetence and apathy. It was all well and good when he was making his own webcomic, but in the case of Hiveswap he literally betrayed the trust of, well, basically everyone!
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>>85851308
>down the train
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>>85851336
typo
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>>85851313
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrhTB2Sij8c

This and "[s] John: Just Lose It" are all that show up in my recommended videos.
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>>85851207
>I've made a horrible mistake
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>>85851333
>The man took 2.5 million dollars of his fans money
A good chunk of which was stolen.

>And the "rumors" are actual accounts by his employees.
Do you have more than one employee who has talked about this?

And for the record, I don't disagree that he's clearly not the right person to be doing this. He's incompetent because he literally doesn't know what he's doing, but I just find it hard to believe he's malicious.
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>>85851384
good pun
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>>85851384
this was an unnecessary post, and probably a samefag. fuck off.
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>>85851238
pls more
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>>85851434
I have all of it, but not a lot is SFW
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>Remember Problem Sleuth threads on /co/ before homestuck
>People complained it was over-hyped but the threads were largely civil and comfy
>Sepulcheritude
>That one comic about rap battle robots
>Bard quest
Remember when we liked hussie?
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Steven Universe would, if it wasn't for a caustic fanbase that scares people away by flipping its shit at minor provocations and trying to drive people into suicide.

Though I think all those idiots blew their load too early and the more moderate members of the fanbase told the retards to reel it in or fuck off. Even the show runners have expressed utter disappointment in the fanbase at times for half the shit its pulled.
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This is so depressing.

Post old fanart.
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>>85851392
Very few people are "Malicious", but Hussie is certainly "Negligent."

After all, he promised his backers he'd update them monthly, and very obviously, he hasn't.

So I know you want to see the best in him, but what do we call someone who makes promises and then breaks them?

Oh right, liars
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>>85851531
this pic reminds me that doc scratch was never mentioned post act 5.2
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>>85851560
Why would you need to? He's LE.
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discuss
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>>85851637
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>>85851666
What a good get.
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>>85851666
satan dubs confirm aradia wants to get dicked
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>>85851672
but she would!

she would always wait until marriage!
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>>85851737
>satan dubs
trips, anon.
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I just thought of something. Since Sburb is about recreation and reinventing cultures in a idealic way, do you think there are specifications depending on the cultural perceptions in the kids chosen that go like this
>Idealized acceptance (John.)
>Reactionary counterculture (Rose)
>Indifference through choice (Dave)
>Indifference through situation (Jade)
(I'd imagine all of the trolls fit in like this too.)
in order to get the most balanced and realistic representation of the base culture possible?

I'd also like to think that Dad is a universal constant because his parenting leads strictly into one of these roles and this is also partially connected to why Paradox Clones are meant to be developed.
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>>85851779
yeah those
ive been awake 43+ hours give me a break
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>>85851815
Go to bed honeybunch, you shouldn't do that to yourself.
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This is one of the worst threads ive seen this year. All of you involved should be ashamed of it.
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>>85851809
You're overthinking it.
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>>85851826
only if i get to dream about cuddling with and gently impregnating aradia
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>>85851852
But wouldn't it be cool?! :D
>>85851848
Aw, don't say that.
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>>85851476
Dump it somewhere. /aco/ has a Homestuck thread.
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>>85851637
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>>85851882
Go for it, friend. You mind and body will thank you. And with those dreams, so will your penis.
Take care of yourself.
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>>85851940
you too anon
if i had a penis id agree
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>>85851886
>But wouldn't it be cool?! :D
It would be!
So would a full realization and breakdown of the numerous ties to Gnosticism!
But it's not going to happen because Hussie is a shit writer who just slaps stuff together.

Looking for intricate themes like that in Homestuck is like looking for the True Christian Meaning in the symbolism from Evangelion.
Wanna know why they used so much Christian Imagery? Cuz they didn't understand it, they knew their audience wouldn't understand it, so it looked mysterious and cool.
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>>85851907
pretty sure it 404'd
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>>85851979
Good luck impregnating Aradia then, I suppose life does find a way.

>>85852011
Make a new one?
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>>85851809
>Since Sburb is about recreation and reinventing cultures in a idealic way,
>Thinking SBURB cares

SBURB is a facade anon, and the fates of the players are irrelevant. It's a proxy war between creation and nothingness, and the players are just pawns. They're chess people, grown and programmed in a larger system over a longer period of time, but ultimately still just meat for the grinder. SBURB is just a coating of what some omnipotent multi-dimensional entities consider to be "kid friendly", to keep the players playing.

No one influences anything but in a very vague and irrelevant sense, a Universe is a Universe, the players are just dumped into it, same as the chess people. As an example, the Trolls, despite Earth apparently being their reward planet, had all the influence of people seeing shapes in the sky that they wore on their shirts, and that's it.
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>>85843021
Thief of Blood here.

Most underrated Classpect combo of all time because people only either think Blood is just WHO KNOWS or a Thief can only be a vampire.

>use Blood to read people's history via their blood and learn their experiences as if I were there, thereby gaining years of experience in a near instant
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>>85852062
Nice headcanon.

My headcanon for Thief of Blood is they steal all the semen out of big black cocks.

I do so love how vague and meaningless Hussie made the classpects.
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What the fuck happened with the ending, wasnt the reason for people making the new panels because Hussie worked on the flash or something?
Then how come there was fuck all made by him? Even the sprite stuff was fan made using older panels.
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>>85852096
>Light can have a multitude of facets of interpretation and ability, alongside Mind and Breath
>But Blood has to be literal because MY headcanon says if Hussie didn't say it it's not canon

Literally every interpretation of a Classpect is headcanon. Calliope herself says it.
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>>85852039
I like how Hussie pretended he was writing a creation myth, when all he wanted to write was some shitty art project for cheap imagery of a frog impregnating Skaia and then popping out all galactic rainbows.

There is no myth, no rhyme, no reason, no legend of Denizens or ultimate purpose, no origin or even an explained lack OF origin, no point or clear goal besides vague perpetuation for the sake of vague perpetuation, there is no mythologizing of role and purpose, and the whole thing is an ugly glossy teen murder sitcom written by a creepy old man.
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>>85852010
It's still fun. Plus most of the symbolism in Evangelion had a meaning, even if it was bloated.
>>85852039
Well, they are programmed and it's specifically kid friendly for a reason. Plus troll culture was manipulated by Scratch and stuff. I'm going off of one Tex's theories anyway. :B
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>>85852154
>Implying.
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>>85852154
The war was always the most interesting part of the setting to me, and I was so convinced it would all come back to it in the end. How wrong I was.
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hussie won in the end.

he has a harem of ugly women who will worship his wrinkly old man dick forever

it's not fair bros
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>>85843021
Mage of Life
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>>85852154
>ugly glossy teen murder sitcom written by a creepy old man.
That would have been great compared what turned into in the end.
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>>85852148
>Literally every interpretation of a Classpect is headcanon
I know they are, anon. That's what I fucking said.
I was doing two things in that post: implying that you suck dicks, and mocking Hussie's shitty writing.

>>85852154
He made it purposefully vague because he knew his fans would have more fun filling in the blanks for him, and arguing about what goes in the blanks, and they all wouldn't realize that writing with that many goddamn holes in it is actually bad writing.

And whoops here we are, and we were all tricked.
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>>85839686

Yes. This is literally every 'big' webcomic. The difference between Penny Arcade and Homesuck is the fan involvement. There might not ever be a comic with such a retarded and involved fanbase because that was something special to the formate, but there'll always be smash hits.
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>>85843555
fav-dave, least-john
fav-dirk, least-jake
fav-gamzee, least-sober!gamzee
fav-mituna, least-aranea
--
bec. good dog. best friend.
best-act 4, worst-finale
ask to take a pic with
many. mainly stridecest
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>>85852197
Remember! The Horrorterrors amounted to nothing. I am amazed at Hussie's ability to write neat shit that goes FUCKING NOWHERE.
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>>85852215
Hussie doesn't know what to keep vague, and what needs actual fleshing out.
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>>85852231
His strategy for writing a popular webcomic was "Alright, what will all these autsits lap up like fucking puppy dogs?

>>85852260
It's not that he doesn't know he just doesn't care.
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>>85852231
Or how about Skaia, the seemingly omnipotent sentience that acts as one of the two greatest forces in existence, drives much of the story, and has zero explanation or exploration?
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I can't believe it.

Hussie's long con.

He convinced us all he wasn't a SHIT writer.
Writing shittily on purpose is still shit writing.
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>>85852260
i think he does know, he has shown throughout early stages in the comic very subtle fleshings out and character arcs (i think most of it went over peoples heads it seems) its just with everything thats happened he just wants it to end
shit, id be the same way too
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>>85852319
Pretty obvious he wrote too much, wrote himself into a corner, and then wrote THROUGH the corner and out into the great black nothing beyond.
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>>85852309
Well, he's not a shitty writer. :|
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>>85852347
Please, in your own words, describe to us and explain to us how Hussie is not a terrible writer, after having seen Homestuck and its conclusions.
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>>85852319
I'd agree with you except you somehow seem to assume it all went wonky and shit near the end.
It was wonky and shit for most of the comic.
We all just looked at the million loose plot threads he kept teasing and writing and assuming they'd all go somewhere. But they never did.
It's not "subtle fleshigs out" if they never fucking go anywhere. Then it's just bad writing.

Dave is the only character who even KIND OF had a full and "fulfilling" arc and it was still rushed shit.
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>>85852345
>this pic
>he knew this would happen but did it anyway

Why?
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>>85852345
I bet the sweet sweet money he got from over priced t-shirts was a big factor.
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>>85852368
He just gave up. :(
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>>85843021
Thief of Rage
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>>85843021
Prince of Time
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>>85852394
Because he didn't CARE. He just wanted to be done. His fanbase was slobbering idiots more obsessed with the trolls and dicks than the story so he just faffed about.

Just like his other stories he didn't actually know where he was going with it, he just did shit.
The difference between Problem Sleuth and Homestuck is that he tried to make Homestuck big and epic and that just made all the warts all the more obvious.
Problem Sleuth wasn't trying to be more than it was, if you get my meaning.
Homestuck was ABOUT something, and that's harder to write.
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>>85843021
Page of Breath.
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>>85852435
Stop, Anon, you're ruining my mood. Let's just focus on the good, OK? :)
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>>85851560
Remember, Doc Scratch is meta as shit. He knew Homestuck was about to go downhill and bailed out while he still had the chance.
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>>85852408
When was he ever good?
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>>85852498
The only good to come out of homestuck was sweaty con sex in full costume, and the time of that has passed as well.
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>>85852039
Remember when Homestuck was about Sburb

That was good
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What if Sollux was about to marry Aradia

and then we he went in for the kiss he noticed something different

and when he realized what he had done it was too late


he had married a rainbow drinker

dun dun dun

this is my idea for a sitcom rate out of 10 pls
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>>85852011
Pls make new porn thread with femdon Jade
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>>85851238
>>85851476
>Jade will never pin you down and lovingly rape you
why live
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>>85852502
A while back..
>>85852517
The early parts are still good!
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You have a gun

It's loaded with one bullet

Who will you shoot?
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>>85852536
Homestuck would have been good if it was about 4 dorky stereotypical internet friends with family and personal issues who play an epic videogame together and create a new universe and grow up and learn about themselves and what it means to be asults just in time to become gods of a new universe.
As in, a full Sburb session, played as intended. Quests, Puzzles, hanging out at your internet friend's house and playing videogames, fighting the final boss together, the real Ultimate Answer to the Uktimate Riddle being the experiences and growth you had along the way, etc.

Hell you could even somehow work the trolls in as an extension of the "client player-server player" connection, and link the sessions of Sburb in some way to paradoxically create each other's universe or something.

Sburb. I just want to play Sburb.
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>>85852605
WHICH ONE IS THE REAL KARKAT

shit no time to choose

INSTINCT DON'T FAIL ME NOW
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>>85852605
Vriska without a single goddamn moment of hesitation.
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oh sweet we have a thread
i have new art
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Anybody have the link to the homestuck foot fetish drop box?
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>>85852621
ranting cont.

And you could still pastiche all the internet cliches and jokes! And they could still go through growth and deal with guardian issues and shit like that, and it would be meaningful and well explored and a commentary on how our generation grows up with internet friends and what that means, and it wouldn't be a rushed fucking mess with a million goddamn characters who mean nothing and do nothing.
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>>85852661
hey angel. we're being kind of negative right now. but your art is always good and welcome. how are the fantrolls these days?
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>>85852661
do they all die in each others warm embrace or do they all die alone in their room
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>>85852671
gone. non-existent. deleted. no longer a real thing.
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>>85852605
Myself, neither of them dying would do much at that point.
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>>85852691
They all die fucking each other in a heretic orgy.
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>>85852724
i just wanted to know since they will die eventually to the vast glub or meteors...
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>>85852690
they are coming along well, i wish i had more time to draw them
this purple blood is never going to get done at this rate

>>85852691
hm, i hadnt put much though into it
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>>85852789
>purple
gamzee purple or eridan purple?
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>>85852605
which one is karkat...
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>>85852815
there's only ONE way to lure out the REAL karkat
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>>85852691
>Jaradia
Jesus god no please stop my penis couldn't take that
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>>85852605
Hussie
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>>85852814
gamzee purple
he's going to be a crossdresser with a hyena lusus
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>>85852868
Oh. My god.
That's the best thing I've ever heard. Possibly my favorite fantroll ever made and I haven't even seen him yet.
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>>85852857
LET MY BOYFRIEND GO!
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>>85852909
>dave voice
>punctuation
hand in your badge
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>>85852895
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shit!
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>>85852895
There, that's the fake impostor Karkat, the one that took over in post-retcon!
Contain it, before it spreads!
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>>85852948
pry my badge from my cold dead asscheeks as you dig right in
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>>85852956
OK, I will.
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>>85852882
im still trying to figure out some personality things about him
i definitely want him to laugh at inappropriate times and to send himself and his lusus into laughing fits over dumb shit
but aside from that im not sure
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>>85852974
fuck yeah free ass eatin i love this country
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>>85852992
Kind of gay but OK.
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>>85852938
DAVE IS RAPING THAT BABY
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>>85853002
But he's the one tied up...
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>>85852979
Have you made a clever and original Character Introduction Page with the gratuitous caps and witty wordplay yet? I feel like as meme-y as those got they kind of captured the characters succinctly.
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>>85853002
Don't oppress him for his sexuality.
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>>85853017
>meme-y
How?
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>>85852999
touch my plush rump big boy
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>>85853002
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>>85853052
Uh, I'm uncomfortable now. Just give me the badge.
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>>85853002
I had a better one for this but I lost it.
This shit is like lego bricks. Can't find the piece you want when you want it.
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>>85850412
Feet...
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>>85853037
I guess the proper term would be "macro-y". They're kind of cut and paste, but that was the point, i guess. It's like, oh haha, zany interest in all caps, it's even more clever and original the 16th time or whatever
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>>85853078
they got fucking old after the 3rd or so troll intro
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>>85853078
Nah, I always thought they were pretty clever despite using the format.
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>>85853074
>your one problem with this picture is that she's using her foot
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>>85853109
It is the opposite of a problem.
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>>85853057
That was a good series
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>>85853099
Yeah, I mean, it's a clever way to introduce the character, and like I said it's useful when making fantrolls.
And I think it's a kind of unique way of talking about who the character is.
>>
>>85853135
Yeah! I'm glad we both like it. :D
>>
>>85853058
you know where to find it
>>
>>85853068
how many pictures do you even have?
>>
>>85853149
Who are you, extremely-upbeat-anon? How are you so positive?
>>
>>85853154
Literally every single davejade picture in existence, so several thousand pictures
>>
>>85853120
alright
>>
>>85853151
Just poop it out, please.
>>
>>85853174
Was that you posting Jade/Bro?
>>
Do you think Jade inherited her bestiality habits from Joey?
>>
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>>85853193
Thankfully no, if I wanted shit I'd save shit.
>>
>>85853182
havent you ever played cave explorer officer
>>
>>85853168
I try really hard! No use complaining about this, might as well just try to have fun!
>>
>>85853213
>if I wanted shit I'd save shit.
Right, and you just said you saved DaveJade
>>
>>85853174
dump pls
>>
>>85853217
No and I didn't want to! I just want your badge. Please hand it over.
>>
>>85853222
Nice trips! I suppose that's a good outlook to have. Well thank you for your positivity, I hope you have a good day. Try and spread the cheer around hst, lord knows we need it.
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>>85853244
just get inside this ass goddamnit
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>>85852895
SHOOT THIS ONE
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>>85853238
you're gonna have to be more specific
>>
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Whew.

I finally shook off that baby jade.

now we can go back to karkat fishing
>>
>>85853254
Haha, thanks! I just don't want anyone to forget the good things about Homestuck and Hussie too! If there was never anything good, we'd never even be here!
>>
>>85853277
got any seductive sfw jades
>>
>>85853270
That is sexual harassment! I might have to use force!
>>
>>85853290
That's true. And maybe the best thing to come out of Homestuck was the friends we made along the way.
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oh SHIT


What do I DO
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>>85853284
PLEASE LET HIM GO! I LOVE HIM AND I'LL DO ANYTHING... JUST PLEASE LET HIM GO.
>>
>>85845613
she's cute! CUTE!
>>
>>85853309
oh youd better use force
>>
>>85853315
Haha, that's cheesy!
>>
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How did Mom Lalonde deal with Rose's growing obesity problem?
>>
>>85853337
Darn tootin' it is.
>>
>>85853342
drinking even harder than before
>>
>>85853342
sex diet
personally administered
>>
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>>85853328
>>
>>85853352
look at that big gun of yours
looks like you really do want to play cave explorer
>>
>>85853398
Whoever is doing this art is really good!
>>
>>85853396
You made ME smile, anon! With your positively radiant attitude.
>>
>>85853398
QUICK SHOOT THE -OTHER- ONE WHILE WE KNOW WHO IS WHO
>>
>>85853443
i thought youd be the one coming in
>>
>>85853450
We all know you're a fucking slut. They'll all be coming in.
>>
>>85853411
I guess all I can say is yay!
>>
>>85853461
thank god
>>
>>85853450
You just got paralyzed from the waist down, buddy! This is no laughing matter! Time to call in reinforcements!
>>
>>85853464
Awesome! Anyway, I'm off. Have a good day/night, anon!
>>
>>85853481
reinforcements
is it time for the gangbang scene already
>>
>>85846681
thank god.
>>
>>85853486
Goodnight to you too, buddy!
>>
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>>85853398
>>85853432
it's too late.
>>
>>85853500
No, sir! Why were you impersonating Dave so poorly, er, Karkat?
>>
>>85853369
is roxy a fat fetishist
>>
>>85853527
grandmama
its me
anast dave ia
>>
>>85853550
of course

john is a little "big boned" himself!
hoo hoo hoo!
>>
>>85853559
i don't give a shit about john
>>
>>85853527
BECAUSE HE'S A NOOKSUCKING BULGESLUT WHO'S OBSESSED WITH TAKING IT UP THE ASS SO HE DOESN'T HAVE TO LOOK AT ME WHILE WE MAKE LOVE
WHY WON'T HE LOOK AT ME ANYMORE
WHY
>>
>>85853550
she likes the ass fat, the titties large and the girls slutty and desperate
>>
>>85853551
>>85853581
Seems like another person has entered the room! And since I'm blind, I can't tell who I shot and who's the culprit! Uh... somebody help?
>>
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>>85853581
have you ever taken a look at your son

i mean like REALLY taken a look at him

sometimes you have to ask questions
>>
>>85853581
sheesh karkat you can fuck me missionary style next time no need for you to make a scene
>>
>>85853604
FUCK YOU I DONT WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT
I JUST
I
I HAVE TO GO
>>
>>85852909
>>85852914
>>85852928
>>85852948
>>85852956
>>85852974
>>85852992
>>85852999
>>85853052
>>85853058
10/10 love story
>>
i think this is worse than the spam

someone kill me
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>>85853608
IF YOU LEAVE YOUR SHADES ON I SWEAR I WILL LEAVE YOU
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>>85853626
Aww, aren't you having fun? :(
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>>85853300
>>
>>85853626
feelin lonely anon
wwant some company
>>
well this is some top shelf autism
>>
>>85853641
nice
>>
This would have never happened if we just deported all the trolls like John wanted.
>>
>>85853648
Thankfully you don't need to hand in your badge!
>>
>>85853661
Welcome to hst, is this your first time?
>>
>>85853633
but karkat if i take them off
you might
you might see how ugly i actually am
>>
>>85853661
It's just fun!
>>
>>85853665
Only John "Greyskin Genocider" Egbert can make Paradox Space great again
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>>85853661
>>
>>85853628
male!nep is cute
cute!
>>
>>85853666
but officer
i wwould do wwhatevver you wwanted
>>
>>85853713
Uh oh, not again.
>>
>>85853719
*audience laughter, fade to black*
>>
s0llux d0 the v0ices in y0ur head ever r0leplay like retards?

mine d0 and i wish they w0uld st0p
>>
>>85853742
Yeah, this was pretty silly. I kind of regret participating in it but whatever. Goodnight!
>>
thanks to everyone who came to see our production of hst interactive theater! next week we'll have a special whodunit nystery for our audience to solve. along with the bigger question: will eridan ever find love?

tune in next week!
>>
Why are people seriously defending Hussie?

Is this going to be Bill Cosby/Letterman all over again where everyones going to constantly point to some girls fetishes and mistakes to smokesheild how she "Deserved it" and the one at fault is absolutely not to blame.
>>
>>85853771
You're missing the finer points.
>>
>>85853771
There's no reason to belie her debt and misfortune are entirely hussie's fault, or even a little bit. I have no doubt in my mind he fired her. For a good reason? Who know. I dont know. You dont know. No one knows. So why assume?
>>
i think next time eri will hit on dave
>>
>>85853808
It's not about her or whether she deserved to be fired or not. It's that he fired an ENTIRE TEAM OF PEOPLE. You cannot seriously try to just dismiss his fucked up actions by bringing up one girl's problems.
>>
>>85853843
It's just business.
>>
>>85853843
>It's that he fired an ENTIRE TEAM OF PEOPLE
I hadn't heard that, source?
>>
>>85853858
It's in her post!

>>85853853
Okay thanks Letterman.
>>
>>85853873
It literally is just business though.
>>
if you honestly think hussie is a "bad person" for firing a whole team

you're a retarded leftist and need to be put down
>>
>>85853891
This.
>>
>>85853873
Link the post, please, I don't remember her name.
>>
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WHERE IS EVERYONE...
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What has everyone here been watching/reading/playing in an attempt to fill the hole?
>>
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well its messy but this is pretty close to final design wise
>>
>>85853948
university depression simulator: my life edition
>>
>>85853950
dress looks like shit imo, like it kinda doesn't look...good idk

sockings are gud
>>
>>85853948
steven universe
stranger things (except i marathoned that in a day so it didnt help)
>>
>>85853950
that's a penis!
>>
>>85853989
disgusting
>>
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>>85853972
That's the kind of shit you should be trying to distract yourself from. I'm like a decade too late, but may I recommend Battlestar Galactica? I just finished it and it was really good. Might help you forget for a few weeks.
>>
>>85853986
hmm, how about this?
>>
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>>85854036
hah! nailed it
>>
>>85854036
That's a lot better
>>
>>85854042
Give her a sash around the center. sashes are cute.
>>
>>85853948
wildbow's worm serial
>>
>>85853891
Huss apologists please euthanize yourself
Just how cucked up his ass are you?
>>
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>>85854056
This is a word I keep seeing. I thought maybe it was a meme. Is it any good?
>>
>>85854069
Meme argument.
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>>85854048
looked too powerpuff
though i can give him some stripes, i think its helping alot
>>
>>85854080
yes it's a very good superhero story with logic applied to it
it's kind of what people act like watchmen is
you would like the main character I think
>>
>>85853950
2cute!!!
>>
>>85854120
Huh, might be interesting. I'm pretty burnt out on superheros myself. Why do you think I'd like the main character?

I can't find any more new fanart that isn't ugly.
>>
>>85854120
>yes it's a very good superhero story with logic applied to it
>it's kind of what people act like watchmen is
That wasn't necessary. Fight me.
>>
>>85854139
if you're burnt out on capes it's the story for you
she's kind of like early aradia and she controls bugs
>>
i love rizioh!!!
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>>85854148
Early Aradia is my favorite Aradia.
>>
>>85854146
I fought you 35 minutes ago
what now I beat you with your own comic
>>
>>85853989
Stranger Universe was good
>>
>>85854163
I don't remember you. I don't know what you're talking about.
>>
>>85854191
exactly
>>
>>85854102
What if you give her puffy sleeves?
>>
>>85854201
Oh. I guess you won?
>>
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>>85854156
he loves you too
probs going to be rizzio to distance it from rufioh

>>85854215
i want his shoulders to be bare
>>
Hussie "scamming" people is good because that's capitalism. If you disagree you're a fucking commie.
>>
>>85854251
>bare shoulders
scandalous.
>>
>>85854120
>>85854056
How does Worm compare to One Punch Man? I just read that and it was really good, I feel like I'd enjoy something similar that doesn't take itself too seriously. A superhero parody would be great right now.
>>
>>85854284
>SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST LENNNNARD
I cannot if this post is ironic or not.
>>
>>85854287
>bare shoulders AND stockings
we're past the point of no return
>>
>>85854251
I want to date rizzio!!!!!
>>
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>bare shoulders AND stockings
>>
>>85854304
worm actually takes itself deathly seriously but I think you'd like it anyway
>>
>>85854304
>>85854376
and I mean there is some humor in it but it's a pretty emotional story
it works a little like the one punch man world
especially the hero and threat classification systems
>>
>>85854394
Is it good fresh humor, or Reddit-tier reference/meme humor?
>pretty emotional story
This is kind of like a tiptoe dealbreaker, statements like this are hard to live up to and either represent something really good or something really cheesy and bad.

Keep in mind Homestuck is also a "Pretty emotional story."
>>
>>85854473
it's not reddit tier I promise and it's nothing like nuhussie
>>
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>>85854473
Well, emotions were definitely felt.
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and done
wasnt feeling that ponytail
>>
>>85854527
The fantroll is cute. But I think the hyena lusus might be even cuter.
>>
>>85854527
Both the troll and the lusus remind me of that fucking dog making the face from years ago
>>
>>85854570
The Cuntsykes Long Long Pants
>>
>>85854509
Alright, I'll give it a try. So long as there are no DUDE MEMES AYY LMAO I'm sure I can tolerate whatever.
>>
>>85854621
good luck
I'd give it until the end of the first little arc
if you don't like it by then you won't
I don't think anybody likes the first chapter
>>
aranea...

where is karbro...
>>
>>85854527
I want to violate his feet!
>>
>>85854527
does he let that thing fuck him?
>>
>>85854473
It's much more of a straight drama. It is like OPM in that there's superhero politics, but not a comedy. Also it has awesome fucking powers.
>>
>>85854901
Worm's superpowers ruined me, I can't think of any original stuff without it being in line with that shit anymore.
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