So this shit is happening, huh? I honestly don't see what's

>that disgusting and embarrasing photoshop

WHY?

>>85837784
Looks like shit

>>85837784
Happening what?

Are you implying something with that hands out of ass shop?

Batman looks like a surprised cat which has just been refused cake.

>>85837809
>>85837823
>>85837847

I thought it was an official poster for the movie. Thank God.

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>>85837809
>mfw

>>85837784
>Batman's goofy ass expression

>>85837899

It's the old age. Dude have no fucking idea where he is or what he was supposed to be doing.

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>>85837784

>>85837784
>>>/tv/

>>85837946

Steve needs to be black, though. White Steve is too bland and feminine.

>>85837784
>Foe one Wonder Woman's mighty pussy muscles would crush Batman's little dick like a twig during climax.

I want casuals to leave

>>85837869
That's pretty much how Ben Affleck looks like since his divorce.

>>85838040
Well, he is right. Say what you want of Supes and Wondy, but that made sense.

>>85838040

Are you implying that a super-powered vagina would crush a dick during climax?

Is the same with Superman. His dick would be like a shotgun during climax, blasting his come everywhere. That's why DC always pair Superman and Wonder Woman together. They're the only ones capable of taking each other in the bed.

>>85838076
>>85838103
I want casuals to leave, seriously.
Stop embarrassing yourselves.

>>85837878
I was spooked too but then I remembered that Snyder wouldn't let something like this happen. I put my full trust in him.

>>85838115

Nice argument there, pal. Diana would kill Batman in the bed.

>>85838138
Keep going casual, you are hilarious.

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>>85838204

>calling others casual
>not knowing that the only people Superman and Wonder Woman can go all out during sex is with each other

>>85838204
Listen man. Batman is just a normal man. Diana is a goddess that can crush mountains into dust. She would absolutely crush every single bone in Batman's body with just a little foreplay.

Your otp it's an impossibility.

>>85837784
Batman's costume is too black. Should e more gray. And his belt should be yellow. Also get rid if the abs.

>>85838250
>>85838276
I don't even care about Batman, I am just baffled at your ignorance.
I assume you are Superman fans because no actual Wonder Woman fan would be this oblivious.

>>85838250
This is retarded. Why would they put the earth in danger for literally no reason? Frank Miller is a hack.

>>85838276
>>85838321
All SMWW retards use this argument, so yeah, probably

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>>85838321

>>85838321

Wonder Woman remained a virgin from the 80 to the Flashpoint reboot. There was a reason for that.

>>85838376
>>85838321
It's not an argument. It's the truth. No matter how much muscle control you have. Genitalia can still squish a penis. In this case, Wondy's would crush Batman's penis into a fine red paste.

>>85838384
because back then being a virgin was still considered a virtue

>>85838403
>HURR SUPERMAN WOULD KILL LOIS
>DURR WONDER WOMAN WOULD CRUSH [REGULAR HUMAN BF]

never change

>>85838403
>memes

>>85838384
>>85838411
Jews ruin everything. Of course they made Wonder Woman into a degenerate.

>>85837932
>old age

It's all the concussions catching up with him. I hope he donates his brain to CTE research

>>85838423
Well, she would. And so would Superman.
Nu52 Lois did not attempted to fuck Clark because he knew that no matter how much he wanted, he would have killed her. Clark could only feel the warm touch of a woman from Diana's hands or any other super powered female.

>>85838403
they are just comic books, there's no truth to it m8

>>85838103
>His dick would be like a shotgun during climax
Why do you faggots think this? You realize this stupid conversation started because of a shitty Kevin Smith movie in the 90s right?

>>85838403
Even assuming you had an argument.

WW love interest is and will always be Steve Trevor, a human more normal than many other "normal" humans. Keep your Supermeme and Batman away.

Second thing WW is tied to Greek mythology, even more so now than before, and there are multiple stories of humans having sex with goddesses.

So no, only because Superman can't do something doesn't mean everyone is in the same condition.

>>85838250
Does Superman shatter toilets every time he takes a piss? No.

>>85838411

Dude, both Pre-CoIE Earth-2 and Earth-1 Wonder Women had to give up their powers so they could finally fuck and marry their Steve Trevors. Otherwise they would have broken his very fragile penis.

Post-CoIE New Earth/Earth-0 Wonder Woman kept on dreaming about Superman's might dick for the longest time and since he married Lois Lane she had to settle with remaining an eternal virgin, because no other cock in the world could withstand her mighty vagina muscles.

Batman wouldn't be able to survive the sex. He'd be forever a dickless man. It's not worth it.

>>85838509
>Steve Trevor
Literally Who?

>>85838423

Pre-52 Superman fucked Lois using red solar lamps.

>>85838517
He doesn't need to piss or take a shit.

>>85838518
>Dude, both Pre-CoIE Earth-2 and Earth-1 Wonder Women had to give up their powers so they could finally fuck and marry their Steve Trevors. Otherwise they would have broken his very fragile penis.

You made this up, retard

The only time Wonder Woman lost her powers because of Steve was when she needed to go with the other Amazons somewhere to recharge their powers and she decided to stay, so her powers were gone (the white jumpsuit era)

Wonder Woman still had powers when she married Steve and had Lyta.

Go away, pleb.

>>85838509

>WW love interest is and will always be Steve Trevor, a human more normal than many other "normal" humans.

Before the big 80's reboot, Crisis on Infinite Earths, both Earth-2 and Earth-1 Wonder Woman would string Steve along. He would want to date and marry them, but because of their mission and powers they would say no.

Eventually both of them had to give up their powers so they could stay with their Steve. Shit is canon, yo. Deal with it.

>>85838584
stop retarding
>>85838566

>>85838547
Superman is lucky to have alternatives. Diana do not have such.

>>85838566

>Wonder Woman still had powers when she married Steve and had Lyta.

No, she didn't. Earth-2 retired and became a housewife in order to fuck and raise their daughter.

>>85838627
>fuck and raise their daughter.

She fucked her daughter?

>>85838250

What the fuck is this artwork? Do people actually like this style?

>>85838635
Frank Miller is a terrible artist.

>>85838601

Go brush up on your comics history, m8. Earth-2 Wondy retired in order to have her family. She even had grey hair in Crisis on Infinite Earths because she was no longer an immortal.

Yes, she remained as a hero even after the whole Committee on Un-American Activities deal. That's when her and Steve starting dating, but she only had her daughter after retiring.

>>85838627
She retired, but she didn't lose her powers and Lyta also had powers

And Earth-1 WW never retired and never lost her powers either, however she did not marry Steve and was killed in CoIE

Stop embarassing yourself

>>85838635
Fucking casual.

>>85838633

Who knows, man. Amazonian culture and all.

>>85838664
Nah, that anon is right. Miller was horrible.

>>85838660
>She even had grey hair in Crisis on Infinite Earths because she was no longer an immortal.

Golden Age WW aged outside the Island, retard.

>>85838685
Meant to >>85838658

>>85838660

>She retired, but she didn't lose her powers and Lyta also had powers

Earth-2 WW gave up on them, m8.

>And Earth-1 WW never retired and never lost her powers either

Yes, she did. Earth-1 WW lost her powers. The whole I-Ching era. She did mostly for Steve, because at the time he had been framed and she didn't wanted to leave him.

Post-Crisis WW loved Bats, and he probably loved her back, but didn't want to do anything with her cuz muh crusade. I'd love to see BMxWW on live screen, but since DCEU is total shit I don't care actually.

>>85838664

The anon that you quoted here. I mean the artwork is just plain ugly and roughly drawn. Where's the appeal?

DC made it canon that only Superman can withstand Wonder Woman's muscle walls. Complain with DC.

>>85838720
I meant she never lost her powers to fuck Steve because she would kill otherwise

It was never stated that they couldn't get together because of her powers

>>85838729

Post-Crisis Wonder Woman fell in love with Superman first and was stuck for the longest time with this hopeless crush. Heck, her and Superman fought together during millennia in that pocket dimension where the Norse went constantly through Ragnarock cycle and and even there and then Superman still couldn't forget Lois, constantly turning Wonder Woman advances down.

It was only after years that you had her trying to date other guys like Trevor Barnes and Tom Tresser. And yeah, i know that originally Tom Tresser was supposed to be Batman.

>>85838741
>implying that Steve and Bruce didn't fucked her
True Supes never touched WW's vagina

>>85838809

Either way Earth-2 Wonder Woman was a lot weaker than Earth-1, Post-Crisis or Nu52 Wonder Woman.

>>85838824

Batman is a fucking faggot, m8. He fucked no one.

Also, Post-Crisis Superman fucked Post-Crisis Wonder Woman in that dream scenario in the WonderDome. Wonder Woman later recalled that the dream felt super real.

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>>85838720
>>85838658
>>85838584
>1950s
>It was during those years that Diana began to explore fully her romantic interests in her long-time crime fighting partner, Col. Steve Trevor. After a period of courtship, Diana revealed her alias of Diana Prince to Trevor. Initially taken back by the revelation, Trevor and Diana married. Diana later retired from active duty of the US Navy and decide to become a housewife where she raised their daughter, Hippolyte "Lyta" Trevor named after Diana's mother.

>Later Life
>Diana rejoined the reformed Justice Society of America in the 1960s, though she mostly preferred to spend her time raising her daughter as a stay at home mother. During this time,Diana met her younger Earth-One counterpart. The two became good friends, occasionally inviting the younger Amazon to Earth-Two to enjoy a home cooked meal that the retired General Trevor would usually cook.

faggot

>>85838813
In Morrison's JLA she considered that Supes is just friend already and wanted Batcock really hard. Also, her love to Bruce saved her from BL ring during BN.

The truth is that only Superman would be able to truly satisfy Wonder Woman completely.

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>shipfags

>>85838130
>I put my full trust in him.

Poor choice.

>>85837784
Ewww. What the fuck did they do to Affleck's suit? Why the big ugly square padding?

>>85837784
Its happening but this is still fanmade

>>85838865

Earth-2 Wonder Woman was weak-sauce. Her pussy muscles had no gains.

>>85838854
Batman have fucked more DC girls than anyone in universe, dude. Maybe his protege Nightwing can surpass him in that.

why are Superfags so obnoxious?

>>85838865
>>85838836
Also, she lost her powers if bound by a man

It's not a weakness from a certain point of view if you know what I mean

>>85838912

SEE! SEE! This shit right here explain how Earth-2 Steve managed to survive sex with Earth-2 Wondy. Thank you, m8.

>>85838865
>One counterpart. The two became good friends, occasionally inviting the younger Amazon to Earth-Two to enjoy a home cooked meal that the retired General Trevor would usually cook.
>faggot

He was fucking them both you damn autist.

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>>85838906

People super-estimate Batman's conquest. Compared to other characters Batman is basically a priest.

Superman fucked more bitches than him, even with all his powers.

>>85838951
Steve is not the faggot
"she gave up her powers" anon is the faggot

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>>85838130
>putting your trust in Hack Snyder

>>85838974

We already cracked that particular case. Steve tied her up robbing her of her powers. That's how they did it. Keep up.

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>>85837784
>Signs up for multi movie deal
>Promises that they will be good
>Movie is shit even though he tried his best to make it good
>Knows he has to make another shit movie
I feel so bad for him.

>>85839001
I'm just saying that the whole "both WW had to give up their powers to be with a regular man" stuff is historically inaccurate, that's all

>>85838968
When did Bruce fuck Diana or Dr Light?

>>85838517

>sex is just pissing on people

R. Kelly pls leave.

>>85839030

He didn't. the pink shows only that he kissed them once or twice.

Even then all those women he slept with are from different continuities, most of them conflicting canons.

>>85837878
Well you're fucking retarded because it's incredibly fucking obvious baka

How would Batman prep-time sex with WW? Nu52 WW has no weakness.

>>85839007
He'll be fine. Especially once he is finished with the solo Batfilm.

>>85839286
>implying woman must have weaknesses to have sex with Batman
Also, I don't think Post-Flashpoint WW and Post-Flashpoint Batman will ever have even kiss. New52 Supes was bestbro for New52 Bats. I don't think he wants to fuck ex of his dead bro. Same with WW

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>>85839286
sleeping gas never fails with Wonder Woman

>>85839344

Nu52 Batman and Nu52 Wonder Woman doesn't really get along. Nu52 Batman wasn't happy that Nu52 Superman was dating with her and every time that Nu52 WW showed that she didn't really knew Nu52 Superman that well you could see how pissed off Nu52 Batman would get.

>>85839355

If she climax and he's inside he's still fucked, and that shit is rape, yo.

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>>85839415
yeah?

Batman could create a bat-armor for his dick, i guess.

What happens if Flash fingers Wonder Woman? Does she climax or does he break his fingers?

>>85839391
Actually, I think Rebirth WW is not like new52 WW and her character will change really much. Maybe her and Bats will be friends with Pre-Crisis Supes or get back their memories somehow, I dunno. Well, new52 Bats also still can't accept Post-Crisis Supes while new52 WW is totally ok with him

>>85839483

Speed Force creates an aura that protects the Flash from harm when he's going super-fast. So his fingers would be fine.

>>85838321

Superman fans know damn well that he can fuck Lois without a problem so they would obviously know Diana and mortals mix just fine.

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>>85838968
>Wolverine is 5'2 and hairy as shit
>sleeps with almost every woman in the Marvel universe
It's not fair

>>85839491

Nu52 Wonder Woman was still grieving about Nu52 Superman death in the new Justice League comic.

I just reminded that Geoff Johns for some reason was giving hints that Nu52 Batman had a "thing" for or with Nu52 Wonder Woman.

I remember him being stalking Nu52 Superman and Nu52 Wonder Woman in JL, him being angry about the news of them being together going out in the SM/WW comic and him being the only one, other than Steve Trevor, to be able to use her lasso to free her and the JL from inside the Firestorm in Forever Evil.

>>85838048
Why do celebrity parents keep hiring hot nannys, you know what going to fucking happen.

>>85838547

No. He didn't have to use those. Stop bringing in your headcanon.

>>85839546

Red sun lamps, bro.

Post-Crisis Wondy didn't had the whole bracelets of submission thing to help her. That was why she remained a forever alone virgin.

>>85839576

I think that when you're a celebrity, a hot one at that, and your wife is a hot celebrity, your friends are hot celebrities, the friends of your friends are hot celebrities, that you just... assume that everyone is hot as well. So they don't think about that shit.

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>>85837784
dunno why i made this

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>>85839664
I don't know either m8

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Fanboys can cry, but Wonder Woman's pussy was tailored for Superman. She's basically his female counter-part.

She was created by DC and the Greek Gods in-universe to be his personal cumdumpster.

Why is the suit all black again guys? We just stepped away from that, and now we're two steps behind again. Why Wilkinson, why?

>>85839574
New52 WW is now feel "right" when see supes together with Lois.

Also "thing" during FE is forgotten by writers long time ago I guess. I remember Bats being happy about SM/WW in their comic. I don't think he likes/loves anyone in current timeline. He don't care about Selina or Zatanna, Vicky Vale etc. It doesn't look like he cares about Diana much either.

>>85839688
SM/WW is worst part of new52, mate. It was mistake.

>>85837784
I really hate that font for Justice League

>>85839714

Batman gave up on pussy after some pianist he was dating died because of him. He's all about the Joker's cock now.

>>85838014
>Playing into the stereotype of black masculinity.
Das racist, yo.

>>85839745

It's because they focused too much on action and almost nothing on sex. Sex sells. If they had shown SM and WW constantly getting on or finding excuses to get on throughout various places the book would have been a success.

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>>85839762
Snyder took it from the last issue of JLA before they launched JLI in its place

Weird choice though

>>85839688
>She's basically his female counter-part
Most casual thing I've ever heard.

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>>85839664

>>85838384
Because Perez didn't want anyone to sully his waifu.

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>>85839840

Perez was the one that pushed for WW and SM.

>>85839870
Perez and Byrne are 2 faggots

>>85839959

You're a faggot. Steve is bland and WW works better when she's Supes side hoe.

>>85838517

>Does Superman shatter toilets every time he takes a piss?

You're retarded. Obviously it's not the fluids that will wreck his sex partner, it's his body.

>>85839990
the usual argument is that his ejaculation would kill Lois m8
or else it's really simple, Lois just do all the work while he lies still

>>85839990

And Superman also doesn't need to shit, as well.

>>85839814
SM/WW is boring and stupid af. They must be best friends who share secrets and shit. God, I hope New52 Supes is really Pre-Crisis Earth-two Supes and New52 Lois is Pre-crisis Earth-two Lois, so they'll ressurect somehow and became husband and wife while we gladly forget about sm/ww abomination

>>85839984
Such shit taste.

WW worked best when she was making Orion her bitchboi.

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>>85839832
It definitely looks inspired by that, but there are some wonky elements added that I think don't work, and I'm really getting down to nitpicks here, but it these little things throw off the whole. Little things like the slanted middle bars of the E's on the movie version, the slanted top bar on the J, the random tiny star between the I and C, all give a sort of non-conventional, offbeat "quirky" feel that clashes weirdly with the more sturdy chrome block letters.

And I feel like that's symptomatic of where the DCEU is right now, because you've still got this gray, grim, bleak visual tone, but now they're trying to inject in team banter, wry wit, quips and Aquaman with a kind of devil-may-care attitude, and tones are clashing in a weird way, because they already established a tone that seemed like it as carrying through, and in a way they've still got a lot of that, but they'e no longer committing to it.

>>85839638
I think it's probably more/also that your entire life is filled with yes men so alot of stupid ideas you get that a friend would take you aside and tell you are stupid for thinking don't get stopped in their infancy.

>>85840082

Cosmic Batman? Fuck that noise.

>>85838895
>>85838982
Snyder has never let me down.

>>85838968
Wh-when did Spider-Man kiss the thing and j Jonah Jameson?

>>85838736
There is none. Frank Miller is deliberately trying to make art that looks like the people involved aren't actually any good at their job nor know what they're doing at least on the colouring front. Really old comics had random housewives that didn't know anything about what they were doing as colourists and he's emulating that.

TLDR It's semi-pretentious drivel

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Is it possible to unfuck this shit?

>>85840266

Yes, just have Superman come back and as soon as WW sees him she's completely moist. Superman detect that shit and dumps LL for amazonian pussy.

>>85839546
Superman has ways that allow his strength to be reduced. Wondy does not. I bet she had a lot of urges that could not be satisfied and that she sometimes masturbated while thinking of Kal.

Hell, Amazons are known for being rapists. I bet she even considered raping Superman.

>>85840225
Mind control was involved since there was a character(can't recall if it was a villain) that could control emotions at the time and shenanigans involved turned the settings to love.

JJJ was during one of his misc bugs bunny impressions i think. I swear it's happened more than once.

>>85840340
>Diana bits her lips while a red blush appears on her face and her vagina gets moist. She likes the smell and the looks of Kal, his voices specially is very soothing yet powerful.
>One way or another. She will have him.

>>85839688
What do you think Supergirl is anon?

>>85840340
Superman is an ALIEN. This retarded argument presumes he functions entirely the same way as a human being when and is incapable of controlling his muscles during ejaculation when one of his explicit powers is 100% muscle control

>>85840340

She would have wet fantasies of him before the reboot.

>>85840500
>Superman is an ALIEN

Humanoid Alien which anatomy is similar if not exactly the same as humans. Perphaps they evolved from similar organisms as humans. His body is compatible to human females (Lana can confirm this) but after he developed his powers, he was unable to get close to any woman without using any form of red sun ligh emitters or Kryptonite (both of them can be letal to him).

Wonder Woman IS the perfect match for him.

While Bats/Wondy isnt may favorite ship, its certainly a hell of a lot better than pairing her with Superman. Bats is programmed not to be happy anyway

>>85840579
But WW is magic she would crush supes too.

>>85840579
>Humanoid Alien which anatomy is similar if not exactly the same as humans
Wrong. Any view of his internal organs show they are entirely different from humans. You are making completely incorrect assumptions using nonexistent data and trying to pass those falsehoods as truth.

>>85840579
SM/WW is the most boring and retarded shit, anon. They're similar and that's why they should fuck? They work much better as characters when they're best buds

>>85840622

Magic don't work that way with Supes.

>>85840527
Shit, that's hot. I bet she smiled a lot while her fingers went into her while thinning about the Kryptonian stud.

I bet she would go to Themyscira to relief herself of said urges by having Aleka eat her pussy. Aleka would look at her face trying to catch her eyes, but would find her eyes closed and Diana would pronounce a single word: "Kal"

>>85840629

They're nice people.
They share the same values.
They wear the same colors.
They share almost the same powers.
They're immortal.
They're the most important and inspirational characters both outside and in-universe.
They're part of the Trinity.
They can survive sex with each other and have awesome super sex.
Wonder Woman's magical womb can give birth to Superman's alien baby and she's powerful enough to survive the experience.

>>85840653
Yes it does.
Faroa got burned just by WW's sword pressing against her face. Supes gets weak just by proximity

>>85840692
Thx, Miller, I know that. That's why it's boring af. It's like brother and sister twins having sex and relationship.

>>85840692
Those hybrids would end up being overpowered as fuck. Luthor would be pissing himself.

>>85840728
>Thx, Miller, I know that. That's why it's boring af

So you are saying that polar opposites should attract each other. Even if those kind of couples end up being violent, abusive and overall unhappy?

People should not be happy? You disgust me.

>>85840774
Supes seems pretty happy with Lois.

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>>85840663

This is from the wet dream she had.

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>>85840151
>lying on the internet

>>85841111
She had much better dreams with Bats though

>>85841172

When?

>>85841200
JLA 90. Also the one during BN count, I guess.

>>85837784
Looks like his boner is about to take full control of his body.

>>85840579

Red sunlight is not lethal to Kryptonians anon? What the fuck are you on about?

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>it's a "Wonder Woman should be with my favorite superhero because he's the best and I identify with him and I think I should have the hottest gf" episode

>>85841236
Bats can fully control his boner everytime. Some secret asian technique as I think.

>>85841305
No, it's only Superfags circlejerking as usual

At least DC realized t he mistake and killed off that shitty Superman

Superman and Wonder Woman are a classic match, as a very high testosterone male and a very high estrogen female. They also have many cultural and biological traits that will fuel their romance. People also tend to fall in love with those of the same background. Although Superman comes from a different planet, while Wonder Woman harks from an isolated island, both are aliens to our modern world. More important, Superman and Wonder Woman share the same values and goals: They are both dedicated to truth and justice and both fight evil to save the good — traits shared by both the high testosterone and high estrogen type. Lastly, both value independence.

>>85841353
I can't tell if you're trolling or delusional.The only people talking about how Superman and WW should be together clearly don't even know basic information about superman or wonderwoman that they could have learned from watching the cartoons.

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>>85841353
>Being this assblasted

>>85839321
He'll be fine because WB is probably funding and letting him make what ever movies he wants when he's not Batman.

>>85841771
>assblasted

Why should I be? Even DC realized their mistake and fixed it. If anything this means that the Superman x WW meme is over.

I've been trying to make a list of the times Wonder Woman has been paired with Superman. Can anyone help me naming the stories you guys know?

>>85842695
JLA:Act of God

>>85842736

Thank you, i already have a big list.

What's the issue where Wonder Woman, Superman and Batman are in a dream world where WW is married with SM?

>>85837809

Diana looks great....Batfleck not so much

>>85838014

Grant pls go back to writing Multiversity 2

>>85842695

i already completed the Pre-CoIE portion.

PRE-CRISIS ON INFINITE EARTHS:
Superman's Girl Friend, Lois Lane #93 (July 1969): "The Superman-Wonder Woman Team"
Superman's Girl Friend, Lois Lane #136 (February 1974): "Wonder Woman: Mrs. Superman"
DC Comics Presents #32 (January 1981): "The Super-Prisoners of Love"
Wonder Woman (Vol. 1) #300 (February 1983): "Beautiful Dreamer, Death Unto thee!"
Superman Annual (Vol. 1) #11 (June 1985): "For the Man Who Has Everything"

Most of these stories are nothing but rose to make Lois jealous or something a villain did.

>>85837823
Then it accurately portrays a snyder movie

>>85843578
The New 52

>>85843700

Here's the Post-CoIE stories:

POST-CRISIS ON INFINITE EARTHS:
Legends #1-6 (November 1986-April 1987)
Action Comics (Vol. 1) #600 (May 1988): "Different Worlds"
Wonder Woman (Vol. 2) #140-141 (November 1998-December 1998): "Trinity, Part I & II"
Superman 80-Page Giant #2 (April 1999): "Redemption"
Action Comics (Vol. 1) #761 (November 1999): "For a Thousand Years..."
Superman (Vol. 2) #156 (March 2000): "The Tender Trap"
Legends of the DC Universe #30-32 (May 2000-July 2000): "The 18th Letter"
Wonder Woman (Vol. 2) #170 (May 2001): "She's a Wonder"
Action Comics (Vol. 1) #781 (July 2001): "Thousand Yard Stare"
Superman: The Man of Steel #127 (June 2002): "Scenes from a Marriage Between Heaven and Earth"
Wonder Woman (Vol. 2) #226 (February 2006)
Superman #661 (February 2007): "Dangerous Lady"

I hope i have everything. Yes, i know. I didn't include the Elseworlds, but i'm saving them for another list. If you guys know about a story that feature SM/WW romance let me know.

I might do something like this for Batman too.

>>85839990
And yet he can somehow fully function as a normal human being without destroying everything he touches the rest of the fucking time.

>>85838968
>Bruce Gotham
What

>>85844515

Is this all? I'm not that well-versed on Elseworlds:

ELSEWORLDS:
Kingdom Come #1-4 (May-August 1996)
Superman: Distant Fires #1 (December 1997)
JLA: Act of God #1-3 (November 2000-January 2001)
All Star Batman & Robin the Boy Wonder (July 2007), The Dark Knight Strikes Again (2001-2002), Dark Knight III:The Master Race #1- (November 2015-)
Superman: Red Son #1-3 (April 2003-June 2003)
DC: The New Frontier #1-6 (January 2004-September 2004), Justice League:The New Frontier Special #1 (March 2008)

So, would you guys liked if i did a list for the BM/WW stories?

>>85846414

Sure, why not.

>>85837784
nah

>>85838540
read more comics

>>85847319

I'm trying to find more obscure stories that i haven't read, like the ones from Silver Age, but i always get myself into dumb discussions between SMxWW and BMxWW shippers.

>>85840266

Good to see that death made him start smiling more.

>>85838014
Well then Steve just needs to fuck Steve

>>85851522

Here are the stories i've found:

JLA #90
Blackest Night: Wonder Woman #2
Wonder Woman: Gods of Gotham
JLA: Scary Monsters
JLA: The Obsidian Age
Batman/Wonder Woman/Superman: Trinity
JLA: Primeval
JLA: Golden Perfect
JLA Secret Files and Origins: Issue #3
Wonder Woman: The Hiketia

Know there are more, though. Any help would be welcomed.

>>85838504
There is a published essay on the subject that predates mallrats by about a couple decades and a half.

>>85838486
Batman would use prep time and have hepaestus forge a Bat Weenie Protector.

>>85852289
Batman with prep time can solve any problem.

"Luckily my nth metal scissors were able to cut through your magic lasso!"

"Gosh I sure hope she had insurance, Batman!"

>>85837784
That looks fanmade.

>>85852028

More organized:

POST-CRISIS ON INFINITE EARTHS:
Wonder Woman (Vol. 2) #140-141 (November 1998-December 1998): "Trinity, Part I & II"
JLA: Primeval #1 (October 1999)
Legends of the DC Universe #30-32 (May 2000-July 2000): "The 18th Letter"
JLA Secret Files & Origins #3 (October 2000):
Wonder Woman (Vol. 2) #164-167 (November 2000-February 2001): "Gods of Gotham"
Wonder Woman: The Hiketeia #1 (June 2002)
JLA #61-65 (December 2001-April 2002): "Golden Perfect"
JLA #68-73 (July 2002-November 2002): "The Obsidian Age"
Batman/Superman/Wonder Woman:Trinity #1-3 (June 2003-August 2003)
JLA #90 (November 2003): "Perchance..."
Blackest Night: Wonder Woman #1-3 (December 2009-February 2010)
JLA: Scary Monsters #1-6 (March 2003-August 2003)

>>85837932
>old age

Batfleck is mid-40s like Affleck

>>85852506
It is.

>>85840692
>They're the most important and inspirational characters both outside and in-universe.
>Superman/Wonder Woman fags are this retarded
I like both characters quite a bit, but you're delusional if you think that's true outside of their universe. There's a reason the second Superman DCEU movie morphed into a Batman crossover after the first one just did alright. There's a reason why we knew there was going to be a Batfleck movie almost immediately after he was cast. There's a reason we're only just now getting the first real Wonder Woman movie ever after 6 Superman films since 1978 and 7 Batman films since 1989.

They're known, but they're not important or inspirational to vast majority of people.

>>85837784

I could probably look up Justice League on DA and find something that looks better than this shit.

>>85852519

So this... is pretty much all BM/WW i could fine.

PRE-CRISIS ON INFINITE EARTHS:
The Brave and the Bold #78 (April 1968): "In the Coils of Copperhead"

POST-CRISIS ON INFINITE EARTHS:
Wonder Woman (Vol. 2) #140-141 (November 1998-December 1998): "Trinity, Part I & II"
JLA: Primeval #1 (October 1999)
Legends of the DC Universe #30-32 (May 2000-July 2000): "The 18th Letter"
JLA Secret Files & Origins #3 (October 2000):
Wonder Woman (Vol. 2) #160-161 (July 2000-August 2000): "A Piece of You, Part I & II"
Wonder Woman (Vol. 2) #164-167 (November 2000-February 2001): "Gods of Gotham"
Wonder Woman: The Hiketeia #1 (June 2002)
JLA #61-65 (December 2001-April 2002): "Golden Perfect"
JLA #66-67 (May 2002-June 2002): "The Destroyers Part One & Two"
JLA #68-73 (July 2002-November 2002): "The Obsidian Age"
JLA: Scary Monsters #1-6 (March 2003-August 2003)
Batman/Superman/Wonder Woman:Trinity #1-3 (June 2003-August 2003)
Teen Titans/Outsiders Secret Files 2003 #1 (October 2003): "Who Was Donna Troy?"
JLA #90 (November 2003): "Perchance..."
Wonder Woman (Vol. 2) #201-205 (February 2004-June 2004): "Bitter Rivals"
Wonder Woman (Vol. 3) #1-4 (June 2006-December 2006): ""Who is Wonder Woman?", Part One & Four", Wonder Woman (Vol. 3) Annual #1 (September 2007): ""Who is Wonder Woman?", Part Five"
Blackest Night: Wonder Woman #1-3 (December 2009-February 2010)

Still need to check more Elseworlds type of stories.

>>85853848
Amusingly, Injustice counts as both a SM/WW and BM/WM elseworlds. The normal Elseworlds storyline has SM/WW, but in Superman's dream of what would've happened had Batman just fucking killed the Joker earlier, Superman and Lois are obviously still together while apparently Batman and Wonder Woman end up together.

>>85853910

Good to know.
It seems there are a lot of issues from that Sensation digital comic featuring Wonder Woman that dealt with the BM/WW pair with them being good friends or flirting a bit.

Other than this comic and Injustice, that you pointed out now, i can only think of Superman/Batman Generations.

Does Forever Evil count as BM/WW teasing?

>>85838865
>>85838951
> Wonder Woman AND a younger twin Wonder Woman three-way
> that 'meal' was his penis
> 'faggot'

Hahaha oooookay, anon

>>85853848

There's a few more BatB issues to list: #87, 105, 131, 140 and 158.

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Vegetarian in barbecue

Wonder Jewess, how long before she takes all of Mr. Wayne's shekels?

>>85837784
Batfleck costume looks like the one from the dark knight.

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>>85859467
It's the Arkham Origins suit, I'd put money on the armored second suit in JL looking like the Arkham Knight costume.

They do seem to be leaning heavily on the Arkham games, similar suits, same fighting style, same gadgets, similar Deathstroke costume.

>>85859705
god that looks sick as hell.

>>85853848

It should probably be mentioned for interested parties that this list employs a very broad definition of what makes a story "BMWW" -related. With certain notable exceptions, a good portion is just stories in which Batman and Wonder Woman appear and interact together, often in a group setting. Some may contain a "moment" in which they display concern or empathy or some other emotion toward each other, that can be scrutinized and interpreted as possibly having greater meaning; others like JLA: Primeval simply feature them as teammates, or (as is the case with "Trinity" from WW #140-141) emphasize the group dynamic of "the Big Three" while still serving the SMWW ship. From a historical perspective, BMWW is a much more recent phenomenon compared to the decades-long love affair DC Comics has had for the SMWW pairing, and one that is in its own ways more divisive than SMWW.

>>85859705

>>85859826

Batman is supposed to be muscular, but leaner Bruce Lee body type, a little more muscular
This Batman with this mountain of muscles would not fight anyone

>>85838130
>>85839222
did you guys not see the official BvS posters or are you just blind to their very glaring flaws

>>85860439

I'm doing the BM/WW list mostly to be fair. I haven't read the stories yet. Just took recommendations here and there.

I'll get around to read them and when i do given the context of the stories i'll probably make the list shorter. I don't see why keep stories where BM and WW are shown as just good friends.

that little star in the justice league logo really ruffles my feathers

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So how many ST/WW will kill themselves after JL?

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>>85837784

>>85861740
Why would they kill themselves. Steve's dead when JL happens.

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>>85861740
Who cares about the shitty movies they're putting out?

Steve has never gotten so much attention in the comics before, he's taking his rightful place

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>>85861884
Movies can influence the comics.

>>85862298
>being this casual

>>85862379
I'm well aware of ultimate nick fury but having nick fury's son put in the main continuity was done for people jumping onto comics because from movies.

>>85838614
She lost her powers all the time being bound by men.

>>85862379
It's a trick example, tripfag.

That's not Ultimate Nick Fury, it's the one they introduced in 616, which quite certainly was based off the movie considering they also introduced his best friend, Phil Coulson, at the same time.

I wish I could find the edit someone made, making fun of how contrived the story was.

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>>85861740

>>85863002

She's basically a boy.

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>>85865063
A cute boy.

>>85839576
Because gay guys aren't interested in them.

>>85865063
>>85865339
a boy with a vagina

my god what has science done

>>85837784
I like it. Wonder Woman and Superman always rubbed me wrong because it has a sense of superiority with it. I be Clark would date her when he's young cause she's the first person he's met who he feels like he's not on the outside looking in but eventually he'd realize that he considers himself a mortal and she considers herself a god. Batman works so well because Batman doesn't really have a connection to the world through Bruce Wayne. Clark Kent is Superman but Batman is Bruce Wayne.

That's why he's into Catwoman, it's someone whose in his world. Wonder Woman just is a lot more aligned with Batmans world view than most.

>>85865339

Is that how all those SMxLL + BMxWW foursome fanfics start?

>>85865429

>I be Clark would date her when he's young cause she's the first person he's met who he feels like he's not on the outside looking in but eventually he'd realize that he considers himself a mortal and she considers herself a god.

The fact that Wonder Woman always calls Superman Kal instead of Clark, despite knowing that he grew up as human raised by human couples is a big tell-sign in how she sees him.

She sees the alien god who's just super in every way, both physically and morally, kinda making a separation between him and other humans.

And man... that's not good.

>>85838014
Grant was right about how it's interesting visually to have a perfect white model against black masculine features but I don't think it needs to be black. Someone suitably rugged and Bruce Willis-ish would work. Problem is we only have pretty boys as movie stars now. A 70s star would be perfect, like Clint Eastwood or Robert De Niro

The whole SMxWW thing started with Eric Luke's run on WW.

Eric Luke is a good writer. His run was better than the John Byrne's run. But good writers have bad ideas, and the underlying problem with Luke’s run was that it ran on bad ideas. He based his run entirely on the idea that WW needed enemies and love interests that ran on superficial similarities/differences.

He felt strongly that Diana needed a mirror-image nemesis, and created Devastation with a twisted version of WW’s origin.

Then Luke examines her love life. He introduces Rama as the love interest. Rama is simply Diana, re-imagined as a male character with origins in Hindu lore rather than Greek lore.

And he does this thing with Superman, where he establishes that Diana lusts after him. Because if Diana’s bad guy should be someone with the same powers, and her love interest in-story should be with the same origins, then maybe her true love is the character with the most similar powers who is the pinnacle of male power in the DCU as WW is the pinnacle of female power. Unfortunately, the pinnacle of male power actually has a girlfriend. So Luke sets up a situation where Wonder Woman is lonely because she pines for an unattainable man. Diana’s angst was unrequited love.

And make no mistake about it. It was unrequited love. It was specifically meant to be tragic because Superman loved Lois in this timeline, was married to her, and would never turn away from her for Diana. Diana was a distant second at best. It is repeatedly established in that era. The Elseworlds where Superman marries Wonder Woman are dystopian worlds where Lois is tragically lost and Wonder Woman is the comforting friend who becomes more. Superman and Wonder Woman spend a thousand years together and Superman is still thinking of Lois, waiting for him back at home.

>>85865866

Talking about Elseworlds the relationship is also bad for Superman, in my opinion. Perhaps more so to him than WW.

The essence of Superman exists in the tension between the responsibility he bears because of his Kryptonian powers and the desire he feels to be completely human. That latter wish finds expression in Superman’s secret identity as Clark Kent, in his commitment to be true to his Smallville upbringing, and in his relationships with his friends and co-workers. Superman needs Perry White. He needs Jimmy Olsen. Most of all, he needs Lois Lane.

Lois provides Clark with the link to humanity that Diana cannot, and, without that, he is not truly Superman; he is nearer to the Martian Manhunter than to the Man of Tomorrow. His relationship with Wonder Woman does not strengthen, but actually severs, that essential connection. It is no accident, therefore, that the Superman of Superman/Wonder Woman is distant, aloof, selfish, insensitive, untrusting, and moody. Without Lois to tether the tripartite Superman to his human half, Clark fades into the background in the shadow of the alien Kal-El.

Superman is an alien who craves a closer connection to the humanity that inspires him as much as he inspires us. Wonder Woman is a warrior with no need for a stronger man to make her whole. Lois Lane is an idealist drawn to the Man of Tomorrow as the embodiment of what is best in all of us. All three characters are lessened when Superman is in a dating relationship with Diana rather than Lois.

>>85866322

The biggest problem with Superbro was that the writers started to more and more server Superman's connection to his human cast. First Morrison killed the Kents, then Perez and Johns had his move way from Lois (i'm not even talking about them dating, but rather them as friends), lastly Lobdell had him fired from the Daily Planet. Pak's run was nice with him interacting with Lana, but the whole Truth cross-over an end to that forcing Supebro to distance himself from his loved ones.

Superbro ended up being Superman first and Clark Kent second. It's no wonder than both Tomasi and Jurgens have Lois and Superpa's son Jon constantly show up in Action and Superman.

>>85837784
Nope - it's just an expensive practical joke on you personally, anon.

>>85865866

>The whole SMxWW thing started with Eric Luke's run on WW.

Not saying that anything else you posted is wrong, but I do want to point out that SMxWW predates Eric Luke by a good margin. It reoccurs throughout the Silver Age and, unless my memory is failing me, I seem to recall a Golden Age story in which WW flirts with someone at a costume masquerade who is dressed as Superman, which means writers were thinking about it before DC was even called DC.

>>85837784

If Batman had his prep time then he'd have his unobtanium condom to protect him

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>>85870895

I managed to find that story from the Golden Age, it's from Sensation Comics #33 published in 1944. Short version is that Wonder Woman masquerades as herself to uncover a kidnapping ring; the guy dressed as "Superman" ends up being one of the crooks. This is 1944, and the writer (which would have been Marston) has Wonder Woman herself commenting on "how appropriate" it is for Wonder Woman to be dancing with Superman. Now, given what we know about Marston he wasn't a SMxWW shipper, he created Wonder Woman to be the anti- Superman and believed she should be the dominant half in any relationship; but the fact remains that this is the Golden Age and it's already being brought up.

I love BMxWW by the way; it's just that there are a lot of obstacles in the way and a devotion to history is one of them.

>>85850797
Steve Who? Shit sounds dumb. Diana is only good with Superman or Batman.

>>85872073
I really wish I could refind some some article or blog post someone wrote years back about why they liked Steve Trevor as WW's love interest. It wasn't saying anything spectacular, but I was even more of a WW pleb than I am now, and it was a good overview of the character.

>>85872163
Sounds like the last attempt of some desperate old chum that never got it's otp on any screen.

>>85851649
Like that cute fan comic of Superman meeting with Death before he has to go back.

>>85837932
>WHERE IS THE JOKER
>No Batman, we're fighting Darkseid.
>WHERE IS HE?
>He's right fucking in front of us. I swear to god Bruce-
>SWEAR TO MEEEEE

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>>85872308

>>85837784
>Wonder Woman's mighty pussy muscles would crush Batman's little dick like a twig during climax

This is how Steve Trevor is going to die isn't it?

>>85872305
>chum
Do girls count as chums?

Anyway, Wonder Woman's hardly on any screens in general. And I recall Steve being the love interest for the Linda Carter TV show. At least the first season. One assumes he was probably in her origin Animated movie too.

There was also their quick BatB appearance, but that hardly counts much.

>>85871889

Hey, man. Thank you for this tale. I'll place it on my list. Do you know of any other old stories focusing on either SMxWW or BMxWW?

>>85873179

Nah, nothing that hasn't already been mentioned. I just remember coming across that one recently and it stuck with me because of how old it is.

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Searching for SMxWW and BMxWW stories i found out that possible the last story focusing on Wonder Woman was about her lusting for Bruce.

Oh, and somehow Supergirl was in love with Dick? When the hell did that happen? I didn't knew about that. Yes, she had a crush on him during Outsiders, but i didn't knew it was that deep.

>>85873554

A crush is pretty much all it was, that comic's just one of those things DC would put out where the interns and tryouts got to write whatever and nobody payed attention.

Wondy+Bats is the best couple you fucking fag, miles better than Supes+WW with the inevitable kiss while flying holding each other.

I want it to happen.

>>85874203

Fuck you.