Canon ships that shouldn't exist

i thought UG sank em

friend with benefit fantasy.

>>85819292
Both are needy and desperate.
Lars can't get any better and Sadie is stuck on Lars because he popped her cherry.

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Wasn't there a 200+ thread about this yesterday?

They're both scum, so they're perfect for each other.

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most of the ships at the end of homestuck

>>85819292
They're both assholes. Assholes deserve other assholes.

>>85819292
Because they compliment each other

i don't have a pic, but marceline and Bubblegum
it's gonna happen, and when it does, i'm gonna break the fucking tv, i will be the most pissed

>>85819915
>it's gonna happen
not if CN has anything to say about it.

>>85819939

IDK that whole "controversy" was a pre "having a show openly featuring canonical lesbians" CN situation.

>>85822472
they'll allow it because it will bring lgbt attention, ergo more fags to see a bad cartoon.

>>85819467
this was a solid couple, but it wasnt meant to be.

>>85819915
>gonna happen

More accurate to say "already did happen"
They had a past relationship. They broke up. Honestly, it's hard to guess who was the worse influence on the other. Might not be such a good idea for them to get back together again considering that, but it could still be in character for them to hook up once more.

>>85823762
>More accurate to say "already did happen"
please stop, we all know it didn't, they were fucking friends or had an estranged relationship, that's all, why do you guys have to bring lesbians into everything

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Homer's gonna die from one of his stupid stunts and Marge is gonna off herself one day.

>>85819317
>Don't worry, this isn't canon, kid

>>85819292
because the show sucks.

>>85819292
It's a "fantasy" cartoon, anon.

>>85823898
Friendship doesn't real.

>>85819292
Because they want to be. You don't need to get them, the other characters don't need to get them, but they can get each other.

>>85823898
This denial meme is getting pretty stale. You've got to deny not only the heavy implications in the show, but also the actual confirmation. I mean, only Zutara shippers were this delusional.

>>85824379
there were no heavy implications you FUCK, it was a fucking story about a broken friendship being put back together, than shipping fags like you had ruin that shit for everyone else, now we got lebians

Reminder that Sadie actually raped Lars that one time. Like flat out raped him.

>>85824469
>now we got lebians

Good to see you've finally given up on the denial.

>>85824499
that's kinda hot

>>85824612
no ones in denial anon, i said we got lesbians, as in that shit's coming, i just don't get what /co/'s obsessions with lesbians is all about, not trolling, not kidding, all seriousness, i really want to know

>>85824783
Not the guy you're replying to but I don't care and just find character relationships interesting. It's not a lesbian thing for me. I actually think PB and Marceline are obviously awful together and make better friends, particularly because PB is not good for anyone romantically. But I "see" it and I don't think that makes it some obsession with lesbians. It's just fiction.

>>85819292
>Why the hell are they together?

Because they developed feelings for each other in their unhealthy relationship and have no one else that'd date them.

But I agree it's a shitty pairing.

>>85830054
What? Steven Universe portraying love as something destructive, obsessive and abusive? Impossible!

>murdercock
>ptsd Pearl
>Stevonnie rapist guy
>Marty
>Lapis
>Jasper fucking dogs
Even Garnet's form of "le purest love :)" has fights and cost her EVERYTHING.

>>85830123

Um...okay buddy I wasn't saying there aren't other unhealthy relationships or anything, or that Lars and Sadie's relationship was a big deal.

>>85819462
No. Lars is an asshole. Sadie is a MONSTER. She doesn't get to pretend she's a good person anymore.

>>85819317
He sank that ship...
with HIS head canon.

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It sunk my OTP I had for 5 years just to pander to tumblr. :(

>>85819399
but bad ships was kind of the point of homestuck

>>85831690
Davejade or Karezi?

>>85831690
It wasn't even a good homo ship. When Karkat had a hatecrush on John it felt natural and was hilarious. This came out of nowhere, was boring, and both of them felt out of character.

Never finished watching LoK but from the fanart I've seen, korra and asami make a cute lesbian couple. But I can tell everyone hated how it was forced in or w/e

>>85832241
>This came out of nowhere, was boring, and both of them felt out of character
This can be applied to all of act 6 post peachy

What was wrong with these two? I only saw the first season mind you, but I remember them being normal teens.
>>85824499
I need details on this please.

>>85830198
What did Sadie do?

>>85832309
>it was forced in or w/e
being forced in would be better
the series ends with them holding hands as they head off to a vacation together. while its a rather romantic gesture, it's merely an implicit one. they don't confess their love or kiss or anything, yet the showrunners paraded up and down like they had made a big, bold statement by ending the series with a gay wedding after a season-long lesbian romance plot

>>85823898
I dunno, when one girl sniffs another girl's t-shirt like it's catnip, it has certain implications.

>>85831690
>seven years and Hussie trolled the fuck out of shipping fags and people who give a fuck about the comic and its lore at the same time

Absolute madman.

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>>85819388
How is sadie scum? She's pure

>>85832309
>but from the fanart I've seen, korra and asami make a cute lesbian couple.

Its just fanart, it doesn't show their real relationship. They rarelly even show emotion when talking to each other, it is just fanart projecting and creating situations that didn't exist.

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>>85819292
It should've been Kim/Shego

This show endorses emotionally unhealthy and one-sided relationships, lars isnt remotely interested in sadie while sadie acts like he owes her something just because SHE likes him, and we're supposed to root for HER? Jesus christ...

>>85835372
Why? They aren't lesbians.

>>85835388
Lars actually likes her and seems to have a fetish for shortstack, if his porn magazines are any indication.

He just likes to cocktease her, to make her do stuff for him.

>>85823979
>Marge not just folding and ending up fucking Flanders after Homer dies
She's perfectly capable of finding other men attractive and has had as many temptation episodes as Homer.
Homer dying would really be the turning point to a much better chapter in Marge's life.

>>85831094
The couple is fine, the execution was horrible

>>85835372
Agree about this ship being all wrong, but KiGo isn't much better. Kim was clearly not interested.

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>>85824499
it's a bit muddled, on this rape axis her withholding of information and taking advantage has a pretty damning consent figure, but he didn't resist or suffer very much from the act.

>>85835517
Regardless theres a drastically shifting scale between them both taking advantage of eachother

Not a good relationship, can be romantic at times at best but its not really something to aspire towards or accept as being worth settling for

WHEN DID LARS AND SADIE GET TOGETHER?

>>85835517
Thats how fat girls work, you need to make them work for the dick or else their self confidence issues will make them not want to fuck. If they feel they earned it they will feel confident and will take the sex.

>>85819292

Sadie is the only girl who will put up with Lar's bullshit. Isn't it the same case with Rigby from Regular Show and Eileen? I haven't watched it in a while.

>>85835317
most folks cite the whole "lied to her coworker and a child and trapped them in a remote location for days in order to get into coworker's pants" business

>>85835755
In the beginning, perhaps, but Rigby has actually tried getting his life together with Eileen's influence, and he's arguably more mature than Mordecai now.

>>85834764
>>85834702
Steven uses the teleporter to take them to an island for fun.
Saddie is excited, Lars isn't into it at all.
They can't find the teleporter again when they try to leave, and get stuck there for days.
Saddie finally convinces Lars to get over being stranded and just have fun.
They spend some quality time together.
Saddie eventually reveals that she secretly covered up the teleporter so they couldn't find it again, and knew where it was the whole time.
Lars is understandably pissed.

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>>85836163
I forgot about that whole incident. The again Ik glad that they didn't make her into a perfect and infallible waifu. People hate perfect characters

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>>85836295
But people love Steven :^)

>>85836163
But it doesnt make her a MONSTER

It just makes her as selfish as Lars

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>>85831690
Thanks for the reminder I wasted four years of my life reading Homestuck only for the two best characters in it never do any of the cool shit they were prophesied to and instead settled on fucking each other on a dumb comet for no reason. Great way to start the morning.

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>>85831094
It was a complete cop out. Season 4 had a really shitty resolution and the series as a whole was fucking terrible aside from some good moments in S3. So rather than have their legacy be "a shitty spin off of Avatar" they wanted it to be "a gay shitty spin off of Avatar".

>>85835700
Right? All this arguing and nobody has mentioned that they're not even a couple.

>>85832217
Daverezi for me ;_;