What if you had a gun?

>>85815049
Things would be different around here.

I'd shoot inanimate things for fun. All the time.

>>85815049
I'd show them all that it wasn't funny.

>>85815049
That's not funny!

>>85815049
I would hurt someone, IN A DIFFERENT WAY THAN IT IS PORTRAYED ON TELEVISION

Anyone can be a superhero with a gun™

They've been laughing since I can remember, but they're not gonna laugh anymore...

>>85815049
I'd hand it into the appropriate authorities, and go back to chucking spears and boomerangs from the back of a ute at my neighbours like a good Australian

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>>85815049
Now kid, no need to go waving that around

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>>85815049
Now a major motion picture!

>>85815049
I know that guns aren't the answer but when I hold one, it feels like it could solve all my problems

>>85815049
I'd be in jail

I do have a gun. And I gotta say, it's pretty great. Guns are just so neat.

>>85815049
Already got a few.

It's great

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Not so tough now, are you, bullies?

I have a rifle but we only take it out a few times a year when we have permits for deer. Thought about something smaller to carry around the few times we hunt for something quicker but even running into bears they just fuck off so it'll probably take me getting mauled.

I like them but aside from deer and the occasional other hunting seasons we don't bother since thats all we used for them. Plus too many people I know got their houses broken into and their guns stolen because they just had their fucking shotguns under their pillows.

I had a gun once. I accidentally killed myself and I was arrested for suicide and had to spend 2 days in jail. It sucked. No more guns now.

>>85815049
I would be American.

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>>85815258
>arrested for suicide

>>85815144
This image always makes me laugh and I don't know why

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>>85815258
Its an one-life experience, right

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>>85815049

>>85815233
>pepe in a blaclava holding a firearm

>>85815328
He's pretty good

>>85815049
That's just a broom.

>>85815244
exactly dude
why do people think keeping guns in their house would make them safe from home invasion when its so fucking easy for them to be stolen/used against you

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I'd shoot the Batman

>>85815355
Bill Clinton you should go back to /pol.

>>85815403
>why do people think keeping guns in their house would make them safe from home invasion when its so fucking easy for them to be stolen/used against you
Because it's not easy unless you're retarded.

>>85815452
and people who keep guns in their homes are

>>85815328
That was disappointingly successful.

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>>85815049
I'd shoot myself in the head.

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oh boy here we go

>>85815496
Careful. That could get you arrested and you'd spend 2 days in jail.

>>85815468
Nice meme. You're free to not have guns, so I don't see why you're complaining.

>>85815543
calling someone retarded isnt complaining you retard

Be the first black kid to shoot up a school

>>85815049

I'd look myself in the mirror and say

anon noo

>>85815248

Kek

>>85815328

If he did the damn meow before doing that I would have kek'd

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>>85815403
Then maybe you should have bought a second gun, to protect the first one from being stolen.

>>85815610
>black kids now trying to take school shooter role from white kids
Is nothing safe?

>>85815328
Can't help but think as him as the equivalent of those tryhard fat guys with swords photos, perhaps because he is ugly.

>>85815630
>someone tries to steal your gun under your pillow
>reach under your mattress and pull out your backup gun to protect your first gun

>>85815712
But what if someone stole both of those?

>>85815726
Then you must become a gun
Nobody can steal you

>>85815726
>he doesn't have a third gun stowed in the /k/ommando carry

>>85815726
What, you don't have a tertiary gun?

It's like you're TRYING to get raped.

>>85815726
>marry gun
>make love to gun
>have fun family
Who could possibly stop you?

>>85815486
The fuck happened to Char?

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>>85815800
>Become the gun

ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED UP KICKS

>>85816024
YOU BETTER RUN, BETTER RUN, FASTER THAN MY BULLET

I'd shoot Carlos!

>>85815108
https://youtu.be/x4venFPPzfs

>>85815800
And that's why I now sexually identify as a gun.

>>85815049
>What if you had a gun?

I'm an Amerikkkan, OP. I do have a gun!

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>>85815049
>peter parker reacting to miles roasting him about the fake jordans his aunt may brought him

>>85815049
I wouldn't have the booger hook on the bang switch, for damn sure.