Otp

>Double D deserved better

>>85811890
>they grow up, start dating
>Sarah is still a horrible bitch to everyone, but turns into a pussycat when interacting with Double D
>he's called in whenever she needs calming down

It'd be interesting, I think. He would have an interesting dynamic with ALL the girls in the show, except Nazz who is a bland blonde bimbo.

>>85811890

Nah senpai, Double D and Marie are the best pairing of them all.

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>>85812411
This.

He deserves Kevin.

>>85812844
Don't be talking shit about Nazz

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>>85812960
>Kevin will never be your boyfriend

I feel the same too, anon. Why even live.

>>85812903
Nah. Marie would just bully him, and he doesn't deserve that.

>>85813127
Which is why he deserves Lee.

>>85812844
nah Nazz can be interesting too, at least in the handful of times where she's not just treated as a bimbo(mostly in earlier seasons)

also yeah Edd does have an interesting dynamic with the female cast, he's had shipping moments with all of them except Lee over the course of the show, actually that's a good question, if you were to have such a scene to spark Edd/Lee shipping like how Edd/Marie, Edd/May, Edd/Sarah, and Ed/Nazz all have had over the course of the show, how would you guys handle it?

>>85812903
clearly the solution here is the Harem route

>>85811890
>that episode where sarah writes in her journal that double D is cute

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>>85812922
WHAT ABOUT EDDY

>>85813273
Double D might be best boy but he'd have a attack if confronted with a harem.

That's part of why he's best boy.

>>85811890
Shit taste, Sarah is a cunt and big mouths can be uncomfortable.

>>85812903
You want best boy paired with a piece of trailer trash with shit teeth(and possibly STDs)?

>>85812922
By far the best option. Kevin is a well kept athletic young man capable of protecting Double D and loving him tenderly.

>>85813311
Eddy is a scheming fat manlet, Edd deserves better.

>>85813311
I'm remembering that Swedish girl who hates EddxEddy.
She has shit taste.

The E,E,nE obsession with double D is so bland and predictable.

>>85813527
you're confusing marie with lee

>>85813258
Wait I was confusing Lee with May. May has potential.

>>85813273
We'd have to really analyze the nature of each Kanker. Marie I think is into looks, which is why she focuses on Edd and ignores the others. She seems like she'd also be the most into Kevin, who is the neighborhood chad (and has a similarly great chin). May seems to be more attracted to boys on an emotional level, so Ed and Edd would be her top picks. Lee seems like she just wants to dominate somebody. All the Kankers do, but that seems to be Lee's thing the most.

Not just anyone, though. It has to be someone that it'd mean something to dominate, someone with some fight in them like a bossy loudmouth like Eddy or a superstrong son of a shepherd like Rolf. So to create an Edd/Lee shipping moment, just create a situation where Edd shows some moxy. And not so much moxy that he just beats people up (ie the last episode). Remember she likes to dominate, not BE dominated. She's a big gal and likes to feel in control.

>>85813527
I wish you'd posted your pro Double D x Kevin sentiments at the start of your post so I'd know the rest could be safely disregarded.

>>85813386
>Double D might be best boy but he'd have a attack if confronted with a harem.
>That's part of why he's best boy.
exactly, him having to adjust to have 5 girls all interested in him at once would be fun

>>85813821
that makes a lot of sense, would need to come up with such a scenario, wouldn't probably be that hard though

>>85813273

>Edd does have an interesting dynamic with the female cast, he's had shipping moments with all of them

It's been ages since I've seen this show. I haven't seen the later episodes where they were in school.

Can you point to specific moments?

>>85813311
Rebecca please go.

>>85814266
>May x Edd valentine special
>Nazz grabing Edd to dance with her at a school dance
>The obvious ones with Sarah and Marie.
Can't think of one With Lee, tho.

>>85812922
correct

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>>85813527
Kill yourself /y/, with your shit taste, or give back to tumblr and kill yourself there.

>>85814233
It would just be Tenchi in America.

>>85814471
I've taken nothing from tumblr.

>>85811890
Underrated ship

Sarah was at her most tolerable when she was fawning over Double D

>>85814380
Don't forget Nazz kissing him in the Monster-Ed episode

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>>85814471
Their love is pure, get over it.

>>85814471
I'll bet you masturbate to woman you fairy.

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>>85814380
Lee is the exception here, although >>85813821 makes some good points that mean it wouldn't be all that hard to set one up

>>85814516
you say that like a bad thing, it's a shame more Harem concepts don't take the proper lessons from Tenchi(aka marry all your love interests)

>>85814549
agreed

>>85814595
had forgotten about that one

>>85814663
>>85813053
>>85812922
I just can't buy Edd or Kevin as gay(indeed this applies to pretty much all the guys in the show except maybe Jimmy, and even he's probably straight)

>>85812922
FUCK OFF KEVIN

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So tumblr took over the thread with crackshit and changing the sexuality of the characters?

>>85816482
nah it's just one annoying person posting Kevin/Edd crap, rest of the thread is being normal

>>85816482
Only if you give him attention.

>>85816482
man I love lance's face in that image

>>85816482
They were siblings. I still wanted him to get with the punk chick.

>>85817516
Not literal siblings, but yeah they felt like brother and sister. I could see it going romantic but the dynamic would remain exactly the same, except with more bodily contact.

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>>85812922
Miss me with that gay shit.

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>implying MayXDouble D wasn't the best pairing

>>85821058
leave

>>85821223
Why so scared of the best ship?

>>85821968
but it's not the best ship at all, it's honestly garbage(OOC garbage at that)

>>85822951
Do not engage. I repeat: do not engage.

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>bimbo whore who just toys with everyone's hearts
>otp with one of the few non-retarded cast members
No.

>that blargsnarf comic where the Eds run a train on Nazz

>>85823342
>Am I'a porkin her clam or huuuwat, guys?
>Shut up, Ed.

>>85814663
DELETE THIS

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>>85823632
It's fine. Everyone knows who he actually ended up with.

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>>85823765
Yeah, it was Kevin.

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>>85823855
>implying tumblrwhale memery is canon
Don't worry. I'm sure meat head was just fine with the blonde bimbo.

>>85812844

>johhny gets cucked

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>>85823855
>someone made this

>>85816482

f cartoon network

JUST

it was so timley, it felt like it touched issues that nothing else is right now, a modern day sci fi escapist adventure we need, along with the romance arc, that deconstructs and reconstructs what relationships REALLY are, why they are hard in the modern world, how how they are challenged and threatened by the modern world all the time

I never watched samurai jack, but im just started and it fills the need for somthing like this genre minus the romance, Tartakovsky is the man

>/y/ shits up yet another thread
At least /u/ has some taste when coming up with matches and finding reasons for why they should be together but /y/ as long as it turns them on any male even the completely straight ones are open for all to ship

ABSOLUTELY UN-REDEEMABLE

>>85823046
you're right I shouldn't

>>85824057
You mean Jimmy, unless you have your own crazy shipping agenda.

>>85824275
Calm down edd x marie is just a meme ship anyways

>>85824275
This shit doesn't happen on other boards. /co/ is too welcome to these faggots; we should try being a little more elitist, if someone tried to do it on /a/ it would get shitposted until oblivion.

but I'm glad that more people have been shitting on /y/ on this board latelyou, /co/ has the worst faggots of the site

>>85824743

whoops, yeah its been a long time since i watched

but yes, that annoying excuse of a boy getting cucked by DD >D

>>85824871
Its canon endgame according to an episode on the future.

>>85824949
I'd kind of rather not have us shitpost our own threads for the sake of 1 or 2 problem individuals. That's exactly the kind of attention they want and it's cutting off our own nose to spite our face.

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>>85825171
No, it's KevEdd. Did you watch the right show?

Marie is so based. I remember I had a dream long ago when I was a kid about her. Literally all the other Kankers couldn't compare to her, for me at least.

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>>85825363
Nigga, even animators and VAs from THE show said tgat she was the hottest.

>>85825503
Seriously? Sauce?

>>85823214
>Hey Double D, my bottom piece fell out 5 minutes ago

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CANON
A
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>>85823855
>dorko
Dropping the racial slurs a bit early, are we, Kev Boy?

KevEdd shippers are the scum of the earth
MarieEdd is plebian ship
EddyEdd is patrician ship
SarahEdd is meme ship

>>85826441
Get outta here gaylord /co/ is not for your kind

>>85813734

It's understandable, even the kids liked him as their favorite/most tolerable E.

>>85826529
In the school days he literally gets shit for doing absolutely nothing

>>85826529
This is so true, my brothers used to fight over who could be the "double d of their friend group"

>>85826493
Enjoy your AIDS, trailer trash fucker.

Will something ed,edd n eddy related ever come out?

>>85826677
>Aids
>white people
Pls.
One man's trailer trash is another man's treasure.

>>85826847
Would you really bet your life on the mistaken belief that trailer trash isn't horribly diseased.

>>85826847
I wasn't aware white hookers were magically immune to stds

>>85826968
I'm probably in better health than you, you fat fuck.

>>85811890
Replace Sarah with Jimmy and Ed and that's where I'm at

>>85812922
This is nice too.

>>85827046
Says the guy who wants to stick it in the future landwhale sister.

>>85827097
Replace Sarah with Jimmy, Replace Double D with Ed

That's what I meant.

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>>85827033
Whites
Asians
Latinos
Native Americans
Weird shit, honestly.

>>85827046
>fat fuck
Swing and a miss. I am thoroughly entertained, though, by how upset you seem to be over a simple question, to the point of making non-sequitur insults with no basis in truth. I guess you put a lot of pride in your willingness to plunge your rod into an infected trailer hole. I didn't mean to damage your ego, so please forgive.

>>85827136
I always wondered if this was some sort of suburbanite projection.
Seeing your mom in those tight-fitting yoga pants must have really fucked you up good, huh?

>>85827377
I'm thoroughly entertained by what a gargantuan faggot you are.

>>85827426
I know we're anonymous and all but you're still embarrassing yourself. Calm the fuck down, man, this waifu stuff is not that serious.

>>85827494
I'm glad you were only pretending to be retarded.

>>85826625

Because he's also a doormat.

Kevin one time was actually enjoying a decent conversation with Double D.

He could easily fit in if the other Ed and Eddy wasn't around.

>>85827570
Okay man, you seem like you really need a win so here you go.

>>85827602
Which episode? I gotta see that

>>85827815

I forgot but Kevin was fixing his bike and Double D correctly guessed a tool he was using.

>>85824057
>implying Jimmy isn't gay as fuck for Edd too

>>85827937
How the fuck did Kevin manage to fuck up his bike so often? He was pretty much taking a toolbox to it every other goddamn episode.

>>85828001
He was always doing stunts, wasn't he?

Alternatively, he's a kid and just pretending to fix shit while actually just turning bolts back and forth.

>>85828076
>Alternatively, he's a kid and just pretending to fix shit while actually just turning bolts back and forth.
This theory is actually really cute.

>>85828156
agreed.

>>85812922
>kevedd

fuck off /co/mblr

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>>85829577
where's plank?

>>85812922
>>85813053
>>85813527
>>85814663
>>85821058
>>85823855
>>85825280
>>85826441
You need to go and stay go.

>>85811890
I think the age gap is too big. Sarah may think she has a legit chance, but Edd will just see her as his friend's sister.

>>85829856
I don't think we ever get official ages for any of the cast, so I imagine Sarah is no more than 2 or 3 years younger than Edd at the very most, plus Edd's shown attraction to Sarah at least three times over the course of the show

>>85829856
Really depends how long both of them go without getting hitched. The older they get the more inconsequential that age gap will be.

>>85829856
Until she's a teenager at least.

>>85829940
>that time someone "touched his stuff"

>>85829808
Plank remains exactly the same as he's a piece of wood(also would be nice if Vampire Meerkat did updated versions of this, as he's changed most of these designs since these were made)

>>85829967
no eyeliner or lipstick?

>>85830013
This. Clearly Plank would get tarted up like a whore

>>85830013
>>85830033
nah Plank remains a guy

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>>85829577
>DAT GAP
Truly best girl.

>>85812922
Straight Anon here, read that fuckshit on Facebook cause of my loser friends sharing it.

I...Im gonna admit, it did seem very organic. It answered a lot of questions I had as to why those two would even talk to each other.

As much as i hate fan comics, that Kev/Edd comic convinced me these two belong together.

I just feel sad for the other two assholes

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>>85826441
>>85813311
>anybody with eddy

>>85818707
Oh my

>>85832015
Apart from the fact that kevin literally hated all of the eds untill the end of movie, how is it organic? It's just that he didn't beat edd as much as the others because most of the time he wasn't involved in what the others did (see the school episodes)
And kevin likes nazz