Post heros who are visually disfigured
No deadpool
>>85787475
>>85787475
Good lord what the fuck happened to him? The wife looks like she regrets all of her life choices.
>>85787475
What the do with only villains being disfigured.
Just because you're ugly doesn't mean you're evil or bad
>>85787551
iirc they were to be married after the war, he got his entire body burned after coming and had a ton of mental problems because of that, I believe he killed himself sometime after.
>>85787475
>DO YOU STILL LOVE ME, BETTY?
Stuff of nightmares, I tell you.
This is why we'll never have an official Marvel SH movie. No one at Marvel can write a decent storyarc.
>>85787551
If I remember correctly she left him and took all his money, unless I'm thinking of a different story with a disfigured vet being divorced by his wife.
>>85787553
Yes it does, look at 4chan.
>>85787553
This whole thread is just so OP can make fun of the guy in the picture.
You know that OP is sad when he has to resort to compare himself to literally disfigured people so he can say ''See, e-even I have a chance at meeting g-g-g-girl, right? r-right??''
>>85787633
Is that Arya Stark?
>>85787660
OP will never not be ugly on the inside.
>>85787609
From what I heard they divorced in 2008 and then he fell on ice in 2012 killing him.
>>85787734
it was found that the heroin and alcohol in his system killed him, not the fall.
>>85787675
I've seen goats with less widely spaced eyes.
>>85787765
Haha oh my god.
He was in a coma for two years, they got married after, divorced a year later, though reportedly mutually since they had been high school sweethearts and were too young for jumping into it.
>>85787734
that's really sad.
At least you can be glad that the guy had more sex, friends, parties, experiences and love in his short life than OP will have even if he gets to live 200 years
>>85787475
Fuck me looks like a splicer from bio shock.
>>85787796
Link to article?
>I get why he would but I just want a good read
>>85787734
I wonder how the top left girl feels when that guy is in the picture with her, and she still looks ugly
the fuck is her chin?
white people I swear
>>85787796
Go fuck yourself
>>85787854
>>85787931
Here's a good youtube article.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7iVsdRbhnc
>>85787816
i don't know anon, OP has eaten a whole bag of dicks every day for a year now
>>85787475
While not 'conventionally' disfigured most of the Doom Patrol count.
>>85787660
your the only one thinking about making fun of people you sicko
>>85787633
Fool, What are you talking about every she hulk run is good
Vlad is such a good guy
>all this virtue signaling
Kill yourselves.
>>85787475
Because Marvel and DC will never let anything happen to Spiderman or Batman.
>>85787475
Does anybody have that edit where he looks like RAAM from Gears of War?
>>85787475
So....she ended up divorcing him and he committed suicide.
Just thought you should know OP.
STAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRSSS
>>85787475
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>>85787734
Partly true. He actually just killed himself but the family covered it up and said he fell on the ice. He understood why she left him too, mentioned it in an interview.
>>85789525
Correcting myself a bit >>85787748
>>85789525
This, also, it was thought that he might've been the target of a conspiracy, since he took part of secret Navy SEALS operations in Afghanistan.
>>85789798
Man true lovers wouldn't divorce because of a difference in religion I think this one >>85789525 is more believable
Does the world's worst dose of radiation poisoning count?
>>85789798
>>85789868
You look at all the pictures she is with him and she has a look of regret/intolerance. Now go look at all the pictures she is with him before his disfigurement and you will see her content and even smiling.
When he looked back on their pictures, you know, and I know, and he knows that she left because of him.
>>85789899
>true lovers don't love each other over looks either
haha holy shit
>>85787475
Thy marine actually got a new face. Shame his wife divorced him before he did. All she had to do was wait another 3 months.
>>85787507
>disfigured
i have some evidence supporting otherwise
>>85790096
How fucking dense are you?
That's something called plausible deniability
>>85790188
I won't do a google search for you, if you bothered doing some actual research, you would know it was a matter of race, not of skin.
>>85790230
>Muslims
Ain't that an ideology not a race.
>>85787734
Chad Senator's Son up there on the top left must be grateful the most ugly action he ever saw was his chinless wife. The Resident Evil guy still looks smug, though, because he still gets to bang a hotter wife, at least for a little bit.
>>85787734
>>85787551
>>85787639
>>85787734
Truth is he killed himself, but not on purpose. They originally said he died falling on some ice, but in reality he died of a drug overdose; combination of alcohol and heroin.
>"In early May 2013, after an investigation of Ziegel's death, Peoria County Coroner Johnna Ingersoll said that death was caused by alcohol and drug intoxication, not by the fall.[13][14][15][16][17] The analysis showed that Ziegel had a blood alcohol level of .123 and a level of morphine indicating the presence of heroin was 540 ng/ml. None of these values are lethal in themselves. The cause of death, according to Ingersoll, was the combination of these substances."
And yeah the couple got married after he came back from the hospital. As if that wasn't enough this was also around the time the girl's dad died. They divorced a year later.
>>85787475
>>85791127
And he even got laid with a fucking 10/10How much age difference is between them again?
>>85787475
If that's as far as medical science could've gone why not just put on a mask?
>>85791127
>>85791244
He's still pretty fucking sexy.
>>85787475You're a hero to me, anon.
>>85791249
>why not just put on a mask?
fuckTELL ME ABOUT ZIEGEL WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK
A LOT OF LOAYALTY FOR A RESIDENT EVIL ENEMY
>>85791345
The Captain Hammer's definition of a hero?
>>85790889
>That Bush
At least look at the man you cunt.
>>85790474
You are one hundred percent retarded.
>>85788601
GROUND WALKERS
>>85791244
probably 20-something years.Unless him and his brother are immortal for some reason
>>85791533
You could just wrap his head in toilet paper and he'd look like the Unknown Soldier.
>>85787475
Ben Grimm. He's made of fucking rocks.
>>85791127
I'd have sex with this dude any day no homo
>>85791825
I could say the thing about roughly 80% of the male cast from that comic. Damn you France!
>>85790153
Dude, she's still disfigured. It's just a disfigured that I'd stick my dick in. Bag on head of course.
>>85789424
I want Dr. Doom to be my glorious leader and show us the path to man's future
>tfw it will never happen
>>85789926
dafuq is this? DAFUQ IS THIS???
>>85791249
Because people would only care about him if he had the mask.
>>85787475
>>85791127
Did the later stuff of this ever get translated? I remember reading it for awhile a few years ago and have never been able to find more.
>>85787507
/thread
>>85792090
>dafuq
>>85787734
Everybody is so uncomfortable.
>>85791476
I bet he smells like bacon
Kinda surprised no ones posted good ol Arseface yet
>>85792476
Yeah, I bet the Bushes fry up some mean bacon.
>>85792476
Long pig makes the best bacon.
I just want to know how and why nobody considered facial reconstruction.
Like, artificial cheekbones exist, you know. Just take the stuff they use for fake boobs and stuff it under the facial skin. Bam, instant nose.
>>85790440
Their kids jaw genes will be a real crap shoot
>>85790889
worst part is if his shit went down about 5 years later, he could have had a face transplant before she left him
Not posting Jonah Hex right off the bat, shamful!
>>85787507
>>85787633
Yeah, those are some pretty ugly ass books. Not sure if that's supposed to be intentional.
>Ctrl+F "Darkman"
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>>85792139
"And Woman"
or
"She Notch"
It'd be nice if she did anything.
>>85787475
>>85787734
>>85792431
FUCK
Does she EVER smile.
Can she not fake it for the few seconds it takes for one photograph. The last picture looks like she's thinking.
>oh god, it's touching me it's touching me it's touching me.
>>85790889
I wish I'd never found out about this. Now I'm sad. :(
>>85794415
What skin? He's all scar tissue, there is no elasticity. Skin transplants may be possible, but if he was scarred over a majority of his body he'd have to get it from a cadaver. It's not as easy as you seem to think it is.
Would /co/ still love their waifu/husbando if they were horribly disfigured?
>>85792202
Yes, the full series is translated now.
>>85787816
Is it really worth it if it ends like that?
Fuck....I couldn't do it. I'd probably have killed myself already.
>>85787507
First post best post.
>>85799477
Pretty sure my waifu already is
>>85788731
I wouldn't have waited for the divorce.
Or the marriage.
>>85799477
Yeah, I would.
Depending on what happened sex might be off the table due to sheer mechanical issues.
Wouldn't affect my feelings though.
We've been through a lot together.
2d though? I don't really waifu 2d things.
>>85800706
Would you wait for face transplants? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UoQLNFEG0A
>tfw he probably didn't want to force her into marrying him
>tfw the media grabbed hold of his story and pretty much made them tie the knot
>tfw he understood why she left him but it didn't make it hurt any less
>tfw he killed himself over it
>>85794693
bananas how good that looks. we in the future, son
>>85794693
He looks happy in the first picture
>>85791550
For some reason I think it's slightly less then that. More like 15 years or something.
Now I'm sad again that only the first book got translated to my language...
In the event that I ever got my face severely fucked up I'd totally buy a Doom mask.
>>85800801
I'm happy that guy's happy.
I would not be happy.
Fuck I look good and I'm still not happy.
>>85789866
Chamber is fucking handsome though. Like, even with the exploding face Paige, Sugar Kane and Amber were all over him, and that's even before Tieri came along and made him a sex machine.
>>85792139
What do you search for th8s specific version of Shulk?
>>85787734
>>85787796
>>85787475
I always wondered if it was Tyler Ziegel in Samsara but I can't seem to find info on who it was.
https://youtu.be/IIR1vcj4lcE
>>85800991
There are a lot of Asian Muslims.
>>85788550
>Batman
Batman and Luthor got their faces fucked in the DC Universe Online-verse.
Future Luthor @ 4:47
https://youtu.be/H7Nf-m6WGl4
Future Bats @ 0:33
https://youtu.be/DFKT1yXdFwM
>>85797915
I heard stories of people in ancient Egypt, China and the Ottoman Empire who, when they were facially disfigured, who were rich would often develop interesting ways of dealing with disfigurement.
Why didn't this guy get some sick ass masks?
>>85801161
Here's Luthor in the DCUO comic tie-in
>>85801161
>>85801200
And the Bat
Luke Cage seems kinda charred
>>85791476
He's talking to someone else in that pic.
>>85801341
No one cares.
>>85801177
Hell, if I'm ever rich, I won't even need disfigurement as an excuse. You bet your ass I'll be strutting around town with the bronze-carved visage of a conqueror, accompanied by powered armor and a bitching cape.
Anyone who want to raise issue with it gets a mechanically enhanced backhand.
>>85789912
Is that deadman the fuck happened to him
>>85791583
You could wrap anybody's head in toilet paper and they'd look like the unknown soldier.
>>85801343
Fair enough then
>>85794798
I have heard it said that squirril giel is supposed to be ugly but every character has the same problems with there face
>>85800865
>tfw the media grabbed hold of his story and pretty much made them tie the knot
Poor guy.
>>85801987
>He lost his face, skin and gf in service to a chairforce pilot who dodged the draft and a sneering asshole
Fuck, I would've gone insane in despair and anger.
>>85797915
Would you ever smile, a real smile if your wife looked like this?
>>85801200
>>85801204
Wow! Never thought DC would go the guro way.
>>85787475
>>85791127
He is kinda hot. Source?
>>85787475
>Google image search this
>"darth vader real face"
Oh. Ok.
>>85802212
And that's how the slasher film starts.
>>85801921
That's Al Simmons aka Spawn.
>>85800909
>good
>your body is older than your new face
>your face is totally different
It's only slightly less horrible and attention-drawing. I mean that counts for something, you can go out in public again, but sheesh... I imagine the adjustment period to be traumatizing as fuck.
>>85801413
>Anyone who want to raise issue with it gets a mechanically enhanced backhand.
pic is what would actually happen
>>85802839
Her arms are like toothpicks
>140+ replies and no one posted the krang edit for the op
>>85803518
better than looking like a penis.
>>85803544
Just makes me desire her to fist my ass all the more then.
>>85800986
"Grey She Hulk" or "Scarred She Hulk", perhaps? Really, I'm not too exited cause Marvel just going to <ctrl> <alt> <del> this universe anyway.
>>85800801
>>85800962
His face has gotten a lot better since then. Not perfect, but still incredible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1qq95LheN0&ab_channel=NewYorkDailyNews
>>85803544
Gal pls go.
>Nicknamed "White Death" by the Red Army, was a Finnish marksman. Using a Finnish M/28-30 rifle (a Finnish variant of the Mosin–Nagant rifle) in the Winter War, he is reported as having killed 505 men, the highest recorded number of confirmed sniper kills in any major war.
>The Soviets' efforts to kill Häyhä included counter-snipers and artillery strikes and on March 6, 1940, Häyhä was hit by an explosive bullet in his lower left jaw by a Red Army soldier, blowing off his lower left cheek. He was picked up by fellow soldiers who said "half his face was missing", but he did not die, regaining consciousness on March 13, the day peace was declared.
>When asked in 1998 how he had become such a good shooter, Häyhä answered, "Practice." When asked if he regretted killing so many people, he said, "I only did my duty, and what I was told to do, as well as I could."
>>85802973
>>85804964
When hostilities ended, motherfucker could get himself an awesome Soviet-Tech half face to enhance his shooting
>>85800865
Fuck.
>>85790889
>PEORIA
jesus christ he was in my state
>>85791550
>probably 20-something years
I don't know how to feel about this. Atleast she waslegal right?the one who started it.
>>85801177
>>85801413
>going outside in a mask
>ever
>for any reason
Doesn't matter what you're wearing otherwise, or if you're only wearing it because your real face looks like leathery, burnt bacon. Masks/helmets/whatever will automatically present as "criminal trying to hide something" to any person on the street. Stores will not let you in. Restaurants will not serve you. People will give you the side-eye and frantically clutch their belongings to themselves. You WILL get the cops called on your ass and they WILL make you take the mask off. You will likely get some sort of citation for creating a public nuisance, and if you do it again you will likely get arrested.
>>85808356
Cops deserve to die
>>85791127
a damn good comic.
did the whole "fortunate sons" story get translated?
>>85809746
Not yet, probably never. The whole fiasco with the official English translation didn't help either.
>>85804859
Holy shit that, is incredible. I never saw it after the swelling went down, the news just showed the post op pics when it looked like an over sized mask. Now he looks fine, not perfect but definitely not deformed, just kinda ugly. He even got a full head of hair as part of the deal.
>>85787507
Her left hand has six fingers for some reason.
>>85791345
awwwww
>>85797915
because she's just a kid, she dated some doof who went into the military at a time in her life when most relationships are bullshit anyway, and he came back a fucking lava monster, and she was guilt tripped into a marriage she probably didn't even fucking want when he was a normal looking person! Imagine going through that shit at like 19-22. are you fucking kidding? if you find a picture of this girl smiling next to that melted fucking marshmallow she deserves a damn oscar. and that's all ignoring that after going through that he is the furthest anyone can be from a normal functioning person, under all that melted bullshit and pig skin he's a fucking ball of hate, confusion, and scrambled bits of cooked human. Why the fuck do they even bring these guys back from the brink, shit I'd hunt down and kill every asshole in my unit for not putting me out of my fucking the minute I caught fucking fire.
>>85788550
Man depictions of Batman show him literally covered in scars from chest to toe. He's just very good at shielding his face.
Also a good excuse for the fake girlfriends he never bangs: the "I'm into extreme sports" excuse probably doesn't cover Firefly napalm scars.
>>85791995
As long as your friends don't catch you, it's still a fun ride!
>>85787475
She left him shortly after the marriage and homeboy died slipping on ice. Drugs were also a factor in his death.
>>85789424
This is from Triumph and Torment, right?
Guess it's time to read that masterpiece again.
>>85792563
hes not really a hero
also darkman