Problem Sleuth

>>85783693
You know this thread will devolve into Homestuck so don't get mad when it happens.

>>85783693
>Problem Sleuth's candy corn changes color with the background
This has always bothered me

>>85783756
that's why op put " home " in their post- so it could be found.

Characters who want to murder Hussie:

>Spades Slick
>Caliborn
>Vriska
>Karkat when he finds out who caused all of his suffering

How much is Problem Sleuth without it's epilogue though?

>>85784528
I couldn't see, I'm on mobile. :B

>>85784581
>Characters who want to murder Hussie.
>Hussie.

>>85784528
>>85784863
Oh. Wait, nevermind, I'm stupid.

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>>85784903

I'm going to pirate Hiveswap and not play, just on principle.

>>85785476
Oh god
Hussie praised her in his twitter
Fuck of all the people to choose, really?

>>85785476
Even Reddit is nervous about this.

>>85786203
This just
It's not a good choice, even if she wasn't a total asshole, she's such a controversial choice and probably not that great of a writer, not a good fit, and going to cause more shitstorms and probably turn off a few people from buying it.
Who the fuck convinced Hussie she was a good choice?

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>>85784581
that would be a great series of panels

> him slowly realizing it, taking several panels
> him freaking out and raging like a spaz
> him running after hussie with his sickle

>>85784605
which is why i hope hussie doesn't just go fuck off the internet and gives us an epilogue. Without it in PS it'd probably get the same treatment Homestuck has gotten when it ended.

>>85786583
Nah, PS still had a coherent, satisfying ending where all the elements came together in a brilliant way.
Problem Sleuth didn't suddenly go back in time and make 50% of the comic irrelevant and then find out Pickle Inspector had turned gay and was suddenly dating Bathearst while Nervous Broad was left to suffer in the fan cord puzzle for a century.

>>85785476
So Hussie is really part of that whole awful circlejerk now?
That's a shame, he really fell in with the wrong crowd.

>>85786724
>Hussie being the weird, kind of edgy and borderline racist guy that we know and love hanging out with all these fuckers 20 years younger than him
>trying desperately to fit in while he's dying on the inside
>"heh, yeah d-davekat. i sure loved doing that. yep. i-i totally regret my old comics."

>>85785476
Oh god, fucking really?

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i warned u niggas

the main buisiness dev reblogs her tweets all the time

>>85787325
Oh yeah and John Warren is also working on Zoe Quinn's new project too

So

Yeah

RJ you fucking lied to us

YOU SAID IT WOULD BE GOOD

>>85787529
reminder that RJ thought the tail end of the comic wasn't total shit

>>85783693
It's an exceptionally interesting and tied together piece of work. Hussie was best at this, as in Early HS. I think that Midnight Crew intermission was the pinnacle of his work as well.

Well, technically that rap-robot comic would be the pinnacle.

You realize that Hiveswap will be full of AMAZING and totally NOT PREACHY leftist politics

Like the new Deus Ex

RUST LIVES MATTER

>>85787620
But Deus Ex is Deus Ex

>>85787196
just thinking about it is killing me, anon

>>85787529
He clearly said it would be like Broken Age, and I can't think of a better comparison (besides the fact it was actually released).

>>85787953
Adventure Games just aren't that great though.
At most Hiveswap's music will be good.

>>85788095
>Adventure Games just aren't that great though.
I like them. The good ones are like RPGs without stupid random battles every two seconds.

>>85788095
Hiveswap should have been a JRPG-esque game with button prompts and action commands that evoked Paper Mario and some level of Earthbound
Instead we're getting a game that Homestuck fans won't like because it's not written by the Homestuck guy, and every other fan won't like because it's basically being made by a talentless circlejerk
Paperseverywhere is like, the only talented person really on that team.

>>85788180
And she's a Jade fan, appropriately.

>Zoe Quinn writing
fucking WHY

>>85788318
Writing too
Like what's the fucking point? She wrote what, one thing? That wasn't funny. Or even fits Homestuck in any way.
Like I don't care what you think about her, there's no way anyone could think she's a good fit for Homestuck's style.

Michael Kirkbride should have been the writer instead.

>>85788352
I can only assume spite.

>>85788386
Who?

>Be Hussie making MSPA
>Fanbase full of sarcastic assholes
>Pissing them off is fun because they make sarcastic jokes and lose their shit.
>Make Homestuck
>tens of thousands of angry teenage girls flock to your webcomic and fling money and ad revenue at you
>But pissing them off isn't fun, because all they do is lecture and whine
>try to introduce a few new elements to get them to quiet down, which works usually but ocassionally makes a huge shitstorm whenever he breaks one of their inscrutable rules
>Their anger isn't even aimed at him, but at other fans

I can see why Homestuck stopped being fun for him.

>>85783693
>Is Problem Sleuth the best webcomic ever made?
No. It's fucking amazing, but I wouldn't say it's the best. The second half has way too many pacing issues.

>>85788476
CHIM

>>85788514
>Hussie teased Davekat in the hopes they'd leave him alone and let him do what he actually planned to
>now they won't shut up about it and all think he's gay
>girlfriend burned all his clothing and only buys him meme shirts

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>>85783693
I have had an obsession with this for about 4 years now.

help me

>>85788614
The first sep is to admit it anon.

>>85788282
Oh, so she has shit tastes.

>>85788318
Hussie is trying, for whatever reason, to become the biggest beta who ever lived.

>>85788747
They corrupted his devotion to the Sophia-Feminine basically

>>85788742
Hi piggy

>>85788893
>Everything I don't like IPGD
Jade is shit, sorry.

>>85788649
What's the next sep, anon?
Commissioning talented artists to make porn of it?
Funding and indie film that will become to be praised as a cult classic?
Kickstarting a video game that will be screamed at by let's players so that it gains a huge fan following that I begin to hate?
Pursuing and honing my skills that I may do any of the following with mine own talent?
Killing myself?
What is the answer anon? Tell me!

>>85788965
*is IPGD

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>>85788977
fuck it i'm not reposting that shit twice

>>85788965
Yeah we know piggy, you hate anything that reminds you of Hussie's best girlfriend

>>85788614
Didn't nanquest end a while ago
Yes I know this is RQ

>>85789009
>A character who isn't funny or interesting.
>Literally just dawww shes kind of cute
>Pumped full of Sue traits.
>Fleeting glimpses of quality are immediately squashed.

She's just not a good character, dude.

>>85788958
Why is there an extra set of wigglers there? Don't tell me they're the ancestors, because that would make no sense.

>>85789071
yeah, nan's done and divequest maybe got about half a chapter's worth of content before weaver vanished again.

believe he's doing stuffed animal porn now

>>85789116
We're not talking about Nepeta though.

>>85789204
Of course it's the ancestors
The trolls had to create themselves AND their ancestors just like how the kids had to create themselves and their guardians

>>85789116
I'd pump Jade full of traits.

>>85789284
shes alright if you looked at her soley as a foil to dave who dave will bone one day Ironically of course

Who's writing Hiveswap? I thought Andrew was?

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>>85789322
Dave and Jade will have an ironic wedding
And lovely embrace afterwards in a tender ironic lovemaking session during their ironic honeymoon
Then invest and put an ironic down payment on a house big enough for the ironic family they're going to raise. Ironically.

>>85788958
>karkat and vriska get brain-damage

Accurate.

>>85789349
Nope, main writer is a guy named Cohen Edenfield, best known for funny tweets

And it seems like the guest writer will be Zoe Quinn, best known for fucking five guys at a subway or something

>>85789359
>save the multiverse and be gods
>still have to pay for a house
Fucking bullshit

>>85789409
>the guest writer will be Zoe Quinn
You better be fucking memeing me.

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Is Jade a dog..?

>>85789462
Jade a cute

>>85789498
is she a cute dog

>>85789506
Jade is a girl with dog ears.

>>85789260
But the alpha trolls are clearly there too, and they are literally the ancestors.

>>85785476
>I backed this kickstarter

And to think I was talking shit about my friends who backed Starbound

>>85789594
>Starbound came out
>Starbound came out and wasn't half bad
>Starbound came out before Hiveswap
>Fucking Star Citizen is going to come out before Hiveswap

I've been trying to figure out when Homestuck jumped the shark but it's hard because the quality dropped multiple times throughout the run. Like was it Hivebent? Was it the new kids introduction? Was it the dancestors? Was it davekat? Was it Hussie getting scammed out of his kickstarter money? Was it when he edited out references to the kids being white? Was it when Caliborn left misogynystic comments on the Ghostbusters 2016 trailer?

>>85789462
Jade's more a puppy then a dog

>>85789633
Davekat

>Was it when Caliborn left misogynystic comments on the Ghostbusters 2016 trailer?

Wait what

>>85789617
>Wasn't half bad
Weeeeeell that's pushing it It's still lightly less disappointing than the HS ending was though, I'll definitely give you that

>>85789668
Holy shit if this is an actual thing I'm going to fucking kill myself live on stream

>>85789693
I wouldn't know, I didn't back it or get invested in it until the end.
I did Star Citizen though.

>>85789698
>>85789668
it's a joke about what Caliborn's character is you fools

>>85789723
whew
Sorry, I just don't trust Hussie anymore not to pull shit like that.
GOd, he's gonna have so many awful modern references in Hiveswap despite it being the 90s, isn't he?

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Why is Kanaya so perfect?

>>85789770
>Joey, a kid from the 90s, goes to Alternia, which tech and culture wise is in our time
>doesn't understand any of the shit like memes or the internet or anything else

Best way to deal with kickstarters is: Never donate to a kickstarter as if you're buying something. Only give money if you're okay when it doesn't show any returns.

>>85789795
Were Hussie the one writing I'd be more ok with this premise

But with Zoey fucking Quinn I can only Dave's "Toxic Masculinity" speech levels of bad

Guys

I didn't

I didn't fall for it.

I didn't fall for the Hiveswap meme.

I DIDN'T FALL FOR THE HIVESWAP MEME.

I didn't spend a dime. I have no monetary investment in this failure of a production.

I MADE A SMART FINANCIAL DECISION.

>>85789705
And how's that working for you?

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>>85789831
But look at all these satisified customers!

no refunds

>>85789824
God
What if Quinn was the one who wrote that

>>85789782
Because you have extremely low standards and enjoy one-dimensional cookie cutter characters created to pander to Deviantart autists who require every character to be color-coded and have one identifying trait.

>>85789260
You know, I've been wondering about this. Is there any suggestion as to how the Ancestor's slime was combined to make the Alternian Trolls? Any theories?

Though I guess it isn't really relevant since the entire concept of siblings is unknown to trolls.

>>85787196
Im deeply concerned because this happened to an old friend of mine.

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>>85786724
>>85787196

Again, you can just see the pain in his eyes. He's dead inside.

>>85789946
Let's face it though, he's a webcomic author, of course this was gonna happen to him.
I just pray that Abaddon remains good.

>>85789633
When the Kickstarter happened. [S] Caliborn: Enter is literally when the good times stopped for good.

>>85789249
But that applies to Jade too. Jade isn't funny or interesting.

>>85790031
K6BD's author?
I think we'll be fine, he's a fa/tg/uy and cares too much about the actual settings and cultures he studies to actually get caught up in that poser shit. K6BD is too damn weird for mainstream tumblr.

>>85790009
omg is he wearing a shirt with that nazi frog????

>>85790054
You keep spelling Nepeter wrong. Stop that, you have an autocorrect.

>>85790009
to be fair he has always looked dead inside

>>85789770
It has a troll Twitter, what do you think?

>>85790049
True but the warning signs were there from the start of act 6.
Act 4>Act 3> Act 5> Act 2>Act 6>Act 1>Act 7

i still haven't read through all of ps :(

and i finished homestuck
and i still read el goonish shive daily
literally zero taste

>>85790087
You honestly can't tell me that Jade is funny and interesting.

>>85790100
Homestuck's references were good because they were so old and esoteric they basically became in-jokes themselves. Modern shit just ironically makes it seem dated.

>>85790110
I can. Particularly in act 5.2

>>85790199
That was the "quality being immediately squashed" part, literally any other time, she is neither.

>>85790049
What's wrong with Caliborn: Enter?

Hussie is the George Lucas of the Internet.

>>85790239
Nah, act 6 as well.
Unlike Nepeta who was never anything and in fact was actively responsible for ruining homestuck

>>85790300
>Jade being good during Act 6
Nobody thinks this. And for good reason.
>Nepeta actively destroying Homestuck.
Wut.

>>85790260
Maybe I worded that wrong. I meant it was the last good thing before the comic tanked.

>>85790348
Nepeta lead to an overabundance of autistic retards flooding the fandom and made Davepeta possible, and Davepeta is a literal abomination.
Also plenty of people liked Grimbark Jade, and Rapistier Jane.

Homestuck is the Yvette's Bridal Formal of webcomics.

>>85790400
It was kind of interesting to see what the kids were like without anything holding them back.
Jane is a borderline rapist, and Jade is literally the purest maiden in all Homestuck

>>85790400
Nepeta wasn't the sole factor though. It seems autistic to put the blame all on her.

>Grimbark and Crockertier
Literally just fetish fuel that eventually turned them into non-characters.

>>85790367
Oh yeah that's about right.

>>85790445
>Grimbark Jade >Purest maiden >implying

>>85790449
>sole factor
It's not like Davesprite was the sole factor in ruining Davepeta, in fact, him being good was why Davepeta was so bad.

>>85790478
>Jane without inhibitions: canonically tries to rape Jake
>Jade without inhibitions: Cries to Dave about how she's heartbroken and she wants him to stay with her

Sorry man, the feral big bad wolf of your porn isn't really there.

>>85790488
About the retard fanbase, I mean. Davepeta was an abomination.

>>85790524
She also attacked people. >Implying I jerk it to that poorly written bullshit.

>>85790530
Nepeta fans are really cancerous though.

>"One of the things about doing this constantly, like a full mind-body-life thing, is it just seems to keep everything about the story “alive” in my head all the time. I think if I did things like take breaks or have a more sparse schedule, it would kind of fall apart in my head and I’d have to resort to documents and flow charts and stuff, or more realistically, just get fed up and quit."
Why didn't he listen to himself?

>>85790569
Anon, purity is sexual. If you equate attacking people with sex I fear for your neighbors.

>>85790576
Not the sole problem though.

>>85790597
I'd imagine "pure" applied to everything. I don't think "pure" people attack others.

>>85790607
But definitely a large part of it. Nepeta definitely became the postergirl of the awful troll fan.

>>85790648
I thought Gamzee/Eridan did. The fanbase's cancer is a hydra.

>>85790641
When someone is a pure maiden it's not because they aren't violent. There are pure warrior maidens after all.
Jade is pure because she doesn't want to get buttfucked in the pussy.

>>85790667
I haven't seen ANY of that. It's all Cronus, Kankri, and fat pink Karkat fucking black Dave with no bird hair.

>>85790668
I thought "pure" was just a general term. >buttfucked in the pussy
Jade has a butt for a vagina confirmed. No wonder why she doesn't want sex; she's ashamed of it.

>>85790724
Jade, pure as she is, is so fertile all her holes can get her pregnant
You don't even bring a penis around Jade or else you'll be paying child support for a litter.

>>85790684
Different era, I guess. But I haven't seen Nepeta much lately either (aside from the Katnep poster.)

>>85790753
OK, so her butt-vagina can pregnant. Does this mean she poops from every hole too? And eat?

>>85790758
There hasn't been much of anything. Most Homestuck fans have left disgusted. The remainder are all the type of people who like Cronus/Kankri and Davekat, draw Nepeta and Jade as massive fleshwalls covered in hair, and make active posts talking about how bad straight ships are and how exciting Hiveswap will be.
There's not much stuff other than a very narrow set of categories these days, shit's gone full deviantart. Beyond deviantart even.

>>85790804
*get pregnant

>>85790804
Of course not. I said she's fertile, that doesn't somehow imply to the inverse.

>>85790837
But she has a butt-vagina.

>>85790847
No, her butt serves as a vagina when it comes to impregnation.

>>85790804
>>85790837
Stop responding to yourself you fucking faggot

>>85785476
I hope xamag is doing a secret documentary about behind the scenes so we can get a chuckle for our lost webcomic.

>>85790882
That's not me though.

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Is Hussie going to burn his Pepe shirts now that the media associates Pepe with the alt-right?

>>85790903
I think we could get some good stories from that whole team Hussie fired if any of them feel bitter.

>>85790866
Butt-vagina, butt, and mouth. All share each respective purpose. My headcannon; do not steal.

>>85790441
Homestuck is the Bleach of webcomics.

Think about it.

>>85790882
>he doesn't know how to check for samefag

>>85790935
>Normie hipster scum try and appropriate Pepe for safe whitewashed memery
>People lash back and turn him into a literal Nazi
>Hussie now has to deal with the fact that he owns a 'problematic' shirt

>>85790935
I haven't kept up on current events, what's this about pepe?

>>85789633
People brought up a time ago that bec killing john and rose's parents was the peak of MSPA updates which coincided with andrew starting to date rachel, also there would be a flash of rose and vriska fighting bec instead of the scrath intermission and cascade was the first flash with clashing artsyles. You can tell he only grew tireder from that point.

>>85791113
/pol/ is making international news now. Pepe is along for the ride.
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-37021991

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>>85791201
Frogposters are becoming so powerful that Hillary Clinton had to talk about them in a speech.

>>85791270
Source?

>>85791071
How do you check for samefag?

>>85791390
She went on a whole rant about the 'alt-right' yesterday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k61I1srYHW0

This happened.

>>85791424
This election year has been an endless nightmare

>>85791472
He stopped caring about you so he just left.

>>85791444
It's been the fucking funniest election of all time.

>>85791507
What about the Roosevelt election? Remember when he called the White House "a bully pulpit"? That was pretty funny.

>>85791560
Jadeposters, please go.

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good night sweet princess
you were too good for this world

I feel like piggy is going to post a photo of Hussie hogtied and completely bound in a gimp suit with a horse dildo strapped to his crotch and a paper mache Pepe head over the gimp mask any day now

"KEK" will be smeared on the wall in what will be speculated to be ipgd's menstrual blood written with on Hussie's fingertips at her request

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>>85791628
make me fucknugget

>>85791722

I need this photo. for a friend.

>.>

>>85791769
This isn't funny to me, man, that's honestly what their relationship feels like. She tells him what to wear, what to say, what to write, and she takes pictures of it and posts them online like he's some kind of modern art exhibit. "Hussie writing that Davekat is canon," "Hussie on the street holding my tampons," "Hussie with 'RARE PEPE' written out on his knuckles." It just feels wrong to me.

>>85791862

>neigh

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>>85791862
I feel you anon so ill just dump AIDS for our soul.

>>85792013

cause it's 1 8 7 on a undercover cop

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im not dead

>>85792123

surprising after such a high fall.

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Why are all of andrews villians black people? How outrageous :^)

>>85792322

so the Mayor is the true villain of homestuck?

>>85791862
It's what their relationship feels like from the perspective of the person looking at the pictures she posts online with no other insight into Hussie's day-to-day life. Not a very objective standpoint.

>Hussie will never make something like AIDS again
>He'll forever try to milk the Homestuck IP despite the fact it will never regain popularity

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>>85792520
The other opition is both are making the pictures to piss their fans so someone is being a cunt either way. Its sad.

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Hope you enjoyed!

So Shelby has a friend who doesn't know when to stop talking and it has been confirmed that Rachel left Hussie over a year ago

AIDS is actually kinda bad

It's hard to tell what's going on thanks to hussie's shit inking and formatting job, the writing is pure cringe, predictable and too wordy.

He's not even good at robot design

neat idea.
if only someone with talent wrote and drew it instead.

>>85792629
No shit Doze.
Did you also just hear his dad died?
Fuck off to Reddit

>>85792652
Hussie has talent, this probably just wasn't his thing.

>>85783693
Problem Sleuth was great back in the day.

The contrived shit that came afterward was pretty far up its own ass.

>>85792629
I knew it.

>>85793257

bukes

>>85793272
WTF is that?

>>85789210
>believe he's doing stuffed animal porn now

So, exactly the same thing he's been doing for years?

>>85793316
>>85793338

>>85793378
A buke is sex vomit?

>>85793465

sometimes

>>85791733
sauce on this artist pls

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which troll is this

>>85789907
You have it backwards.

Let's review the facts:
>the ectobiologist makes ectoclones of the parents
>combines their slime into the pre-scratch players
>clones are always the back up set

>Alternian Trolls were post scratch
>Troll session was glitched so the post scratch game would make the players
>Karkat is the ectobiologist
>Karkat never believed in Ancestors before meeting Kankri in the Furthest Ring
If he had cloned the Beforan Trolls as the first batch (the back up players) then he'd have seen only all the Ancestors.
But he didn't he only saw his gang of friends. (Plus an "extra".)

>Karkat cloned his group.
>Alternian players were the genetic parents.
(There's also a little circumstantial evidence for this too as Aranea is more powerful than Vriska, psychically speaking. This would indicate a mixing of the psychics of the Alternian set.
Damara is controllable while Aradia is not, indicating that Damara isn't "pure" like Aradia.
And Betty was able to megaman everyone else's abilities, implying that she has portions of their genes.
All in all, this just reinforces that the first trolls we meet are the genetic parent stock and their ancestors are their children.)

>>85793762
I always knew Aradia was pure

>>85791660
I never understood why people latched on to a character who you know from the get go is gonna be brutally murdered by Betty Crocker.

>Alternian Hieress before Feferi
>Feferi was only ever not murdered because of Betty accidentally going to far from Glb'golyb
>Betty routinely killed all previous heiresses ever since she became Condesce
Why even bother feeling anything when it's already dead?

>>85793526
Butt vomit?

>>85793762
Damara being controllable could be for a million different reasons though.

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I looked up some Alterniabound screenshots and apparently they had 24 slime tubes. What's that about? I thought they'd only need 12.

>>85793982
That's why it's just circumstantial and isn't the thing that proves it.

The evidence to the game system is what proves it.
You can think of Damara being controllable while Aradia is immune as just... Icing on the cake... Or the straw to break the camel's back... Or an extra piece to the puzzle.

>>85793982
Like shitty writing.

>>85794008
I wouldn't take Alterniabound sprites as absolute canon.

>>85789359
is that planet of junk?
i'm gonna need sauce, regardless.

>>85794008
12 trolls + 12 ancestors.

>>85794082
Or just an expanded universe having a ton of rules.

>>85794101
It's all we have to go off of though. We can't really dismiss it since it's in the actual comic.
>>85794162
If the kids' ectobiological creation is any indication, the trolls would only need 12 tubes because the second set of trolls would be created from a mixture of the first one.

>>85793959

only after too much heavy cream

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>>85794264

tuuuuuuuubes!

>>85794271
Dick cream...?

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>>85783693
Biggest mystery of Homestuck

My guess is its just the normal hammer but made of candy corn

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>>85794559
IT'S ZILLYHOO

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>85793739
ness

>>85794597
No the warhammer only cost One Zillium

>>85788614
He should have stuck to making porn

>>85794559
A hammer with the power of the Tetrixcaliber.

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>>85794657
there are tons of different ways to craft an item

>>85794729
That doesn't make any sense unless a single item had multiple codes.

>>85794354
Sburb was designed by Space Pirate Science Team

That's why it's so fucking stupid and has a high probability of killing you

It all makes sense

>>85783693
Am I the only one who was underwhelmed with PS's ending? In fact, lately I've been underwhelmed with a lot of things, I guess it's just part of getting older.

>>85794837
>>85794784
whew that was a bad post

here is what i meant to post
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006025

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>>85794793
Where the phazon grist at

>>85794559

Its the recipe for the God Hand Maul

>>85792629
proof, now

>>85795268

...wut?

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What is John looking for?

>>85795072
>Bowmanon spread his Bowman love so hard he made him into a living meme
A tragic story for the ages.

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>>85795393
Dave's cum probably

>>85795348
Yes or no?

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>>85795436
lewd

>>85795393
A good character.
He didn't find any.

>>85795481
aradia would never eat caliborn

>>85795470
I've got lewder. Don't think it's bannable to post external links yet, is it?

>>85795393

that explains how all the inky black gusher juice got everywhere

>>85795511
you can always post it on /aco/ and then quote it

>>85795458

I'm going to say yes just because this is going to keep happening

>>85795503
Aradia would never be a good character. :^)

>>85795542
What is going to keep happening?

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>>85795694

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>>85795668
DELETE THIS

>>85795712
>>>/aco/810071

There was also already a homestuck thread
>>>/aco/691661

>>85795694

Dirks new line of peppermint dickables

>>85795733
Fuck, thanks, I'm completely incompetent tonight, probably a sign to go to bed

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>>85795758
it's ok
thanks for the lewd ara

>>85795785
Yeah no prob Anon

>>85795731
HPECK UEAH!!!
>>85795754
Now with 10% more molestation.

>>85795733
Aradia is a shit and you know it.

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Dirk does NOT rape or sexually abuse anybody.
He's PURE

>>85795951
He has made a monopoly on rape and rape-based products and you know it.

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>>85795974
There are only FOUR canon rapists in homestuck, and only one of them isn't a serket

hint: it's not dirk

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I wish Act 7 was made in Hussie's actual art style, it would have been cool.

But I guess we'll have to make due with a fake anime.

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>>85795951
>Bro forces close combat with both smuppet dongs and shitty swords
>Dirkbot has two settings, "sensual groping" or "beaten to death"
>Implying Dirk wouldn't have literally raped and killed another man if he had access to them in the post-apocalypse

>>85796028
Dirk is the leader of rape in the Fortune 500 with Arapia in second. Try again.

>>85796055
I kind of hate this drawing because it's the reason all the art kiddies thought trolls had goat ears.

>>85796107

bah ram yew

I just thought of a comic where it's Dave going back in time to kill Bro for molesting him but then he gets captured and being put into sex dungeon and everyone has to go back to try and save him. It ends with Bro and Dirk fighting for the title of Lord of Rape (and gain control of Bro's rape company) with Arapia taking a blow to protect Dirk. Dirk then wins and makes everyone his sexslave-especially Dave.

>>85796258
The grammar there is really bad but fuck it, I'm on mobile.

>>85796065

bro was trolling caliborn by perverting puppets as a way to rebel against his control because Caliborn hated the idea of sex Also training dave to kill him if he ever lost the fight against being Cals puppet.

Thank that Bro was as strong as he was not only physically, but mentally or Dave probably would have been killed before the game even started.

>>85796258
poor dave

have you guys seen this
https://youtu.be/aIavjRkRKT0

>>85796333
He deserves it for dating Karkat.

>>85796347
Is this fucking Homestuck 2.0?

>>85796347
I don't get it.

>>85796258
Meanwhile Jade quietly captchalogues the shota dave from that period and runs away

>>85796107
It looks nothing like a goat ear, more like a rounded elf ear.

>>85796442
The rape cycle continues.

>>85796390
No, just fan stuff
I think it's based off of a fic actually

>>85796563
https://archiveofourown.org/works/3275858 It is.

>>85796692

https://youtu.be/mpDOscUDQ_0?t=4m51s

>>85794264
The Trolls are flipped TUBEWAYS.
Unlike the kids, the trolls created the 24 trolls in the their post-scratch sessions. That's why the original 12 A1 Trolls don't have ancestors of their own.

>>85796783
There isn't enough rape to be honest.

>>85796844
They do have ancestors. They just aren't talked about.

>>85796850

then you should go to the Land of Rape and Honey

>>85796897
Is that Dirk's home planet?

>>85796869
If they do, their ancestors aren't the original A2 trolls we know. They were never sent through the meteors back to A1 whereas the Alpha Trolls were.

>Ja d e
>Ja n e
>Ja k e
>JOHN

What does it mean...?

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>tfw Bowman-sama notices you

>>85797003

his home planet is earth. his session planet is the Land of Tombs and Krypton

>>85797079
John is special case in a lot of ways. Like his April birthday or his Pesterchum initials being EB.

>>85797010
Yes, that's what I was getting at.

>>85797148
He's also the only one who ended up relevant, even if artificially

>>85797124
Shut up, it was a joke, you buttface.

>>85796783
?

What did Hussie's dad do again?
https://www.google.com/patents/US7136074

>>85797186

sorry. skip to 4:51. timestamps dont work with embeds

>>85796692
Also, Dirk literally kills Hussie at the end so we can him to the list of characters that hate him.

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>>85797206
MANY WORDS
BRAIN HURT

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>>85797206
Maybe this is talking rumours out of my ass, but I always thought (because HSG told me) that the colour mapping ended up getting used for medical purposes like highlighting tumours, so their family nets enough from ongoing usage to live comfortably.

>>85797206
He was a newspaper editor before starting his own company to study color theory.

>>85797206
Dad stuff.

>>85797256
Rose, we told you that this is what happens when you try to think. Please stop hurting yourself and get back in the kitchen.

>>85797291
Hussie Senior
>Helps cure and research cancer
Hussie Junior
>Causes cancer
really makes you think

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>>85793689
http://short-and-artsy.tumblr.com/

They used to have a NSFW blog but I dunno why they deleted it.

>>85797344
>https://www.google.com/patents/US7136074
R/ing pic of Hussie's dad drawn in MSPA style nodding disapprovingly of his son from up above

>>85797368
You don't nod disapprovingly

>>85797368

least he had a dad

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>>85797294
Did the patent expire or something, did Hussie lose his dad's COLORS money?

>that time dirk suplexed john onto his dick
>but it was actually jake

retcon powers RULE

>>85797082
Unlike knowledge musicians are normal people just like us.

>>85797435
I don't think Master Colors exists anymore, for obvious reasons. Which is sad because their Photoshop plugin looked useful.

>>85797359
>they never did any kinda-porn with their brown Jade

Dammit

>>85797499
Even retcons can't hold back the power of Dirk's rapeiness.