ITT: characters you do NOT want to meet face to face

I want to meet Ward butt to dick

I want my face to meet his dick

I want my face to meet his dick

>>85782208

I want his dick to meet my face

So what has happened to him since I gave up at least one season ago?

>>85784626
He got infected with an alien virus and forced dasiy to cure him using her vibration powers. but suffered amnesia from the cure , and dasit fell in love with the new him and they ar on the run from shield

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>>85784626

Coulson crushed his chest in with his cyborg hand, and then he died, and then a squid alien took over his body, and then Electro Ward flew him and SquidWard into outer space and exploded their ship and he died again

>>85784626
He proved that he is, without a doubt, the best villain of the MCU and then proceeded to die shortly after.

>>85784696
Jeez, seems like it was a good call to jump ship when I did...

>>85782208
>implying Hive-Ward would give a flying fuck about a puny human

you're of no interest to him. He wouldn't look at you twice, if even once

>>85782208
So I stopped watching this show part way through season 2. Why does Ward look like he's straight out of the thriller video?

>>85784741
don't fall for it.
it's this >>85784699

>>85784878
Exactly why he's scary. He would do that weird disengaging shit to you

>>85784626
He was possessed by Hive, the first Inhuman, and became the leader of HYDRA.

>>85784879
His corpse is being possessed by Hive.

>>85784879
Because that's not Ward. It's Ward's dead corpse being used as a meat puppet for an ancient death god.

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This fucker.
He's not intimidating, he just seems like that kinda douche you see at a party who's constantly yelling, challenging people and getting into fights over dumb shit.
>BRO, YOU THINK YOU CAN DRINK?
>DUDE THIS PLACE FUCKING SUCKS
>COME ON FUCKER, LETS GO, COME ON, LETS GO

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>>85784696

>>85787024
Honka honka

>>85784699
Nice bait

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>>85787350
That fucking dumb ads line.
Every time I hear it, I remember that one episode of Tom Goes to the Mayor with the saxman.
>Lou come on now, tot da tot the saxophone. Honka honka the saxophone. Tip-aty tip-aty top saxophone a go honka honka I don't like it!