So when is Johnny Bravo ever gonna get a perfect girlfriend?

never, he's gay

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>>85753647
Right.

>>85753462
Why has he never got a girl? He's got confidence, attractiveness and behaves like an alpha.

>>85753829
thats not how you get girls at any place other than a singles bar

>>85754610
Really?

>>85754610
Especially not nowadays.

>>85754610
beta cuck male detected

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he never gave the d

>>85754661

Or a Highschooler.

>>85754610

Depends on where you are in the world.

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>>85753462
He did once.

>>85754738

Seth Mcfarlane wrote this episode

inb4 velma

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>>85753829
Because this is a cartoon.

Stop being a stupid fuck.

>>85753829

He wasn't confident, he was arrogant. He dressed in a black t shirt and jeans every day. He wasn't interested in one woman in particular because he liked HER, he liked ALL women.

>it was also a cartoon.

>>85754811
>>85753829

He was unemployed and lived at home with his mother. His two friends were a passive, socially awkward nerd and a small neighborhood girl.

>>85754773
Surprisingly he wrote all the "my date is an animal... no literally" episodes.

>>85754738
who is this cute?

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>>85755019
>not knowing who based Carol is

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>>85754665
Maybe he will.

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>>85756184
>>85753462

FUCK YOU.

You obssess over this shit one off character for years, she is fucking forgetable. Get a life, you are an embarrassing.

>>85754811
What's wrong with a black t-shirt and jeans?

>>85754902
So he's a closet Zoophile?

You forgetting about the moose?

>>85756331
Nothing in itself, the fact that it's all he wears suggests he may be a bit autistic

>>85754699
>Depends on where you are in the world.
Like where?

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What people don't understand is Johnny Bravo is actually a dystopian future time piece in which the feminists won.

He lives in a world where there is no strong alpha men, only orbiter nerds, single moms and old single men. All the women are not interested in women because due to the SJW feminists winning, men are PIGS.

Johnny Bravo is a warning of the grim future that lies ahead.

>>85756814
Are you having a stroke?

>>85756814
Good lord.

He's right.

>>85753462
in the movie where he went to Bollywood, he seems to be getting on real well with the main actress. She was at his doorstep wearing only ribbons as a present for him.

>>85753829
Because he skipped leg day.

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>>85753462
When they bring back CN bumpers

>>85753829
He has, but the times when he doesn't are the funny ones. He's not a virgin either.

>>85756887
>He's right.
>All the women are not interested in women

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>>85756952
I think soon, but right now these bumpers are on Youtube for HD.

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>>85753798
ok he's hetero
he just isn't into "women"

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>>85757575

He admits, he will hit on Suzy when she's the right age.

>>85753829
>Why has he never got a girl?

Because that's the premise of the show.

Outside that, he always sets the bar way too high. He goes after girls who have enough self-esteem to not go out with a bumbling moron, no matter how hot he looks.

If he was hunting for stupid sluts who are into looks only, he could fuck two new ones simultaneously for every hour there is on a day.

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>>85759770
Yeah, he is always pretty.
Even to try to talk to a girl.

>>85757267
>HD