Lapis' egg Edition
Previous Thread: >>85727981
>NEXT EPISODE (airs Thursday):
Mindful Education (August 25th, 2016): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYoNLEICtjc
Future Boy Zoltron (September 1st, 2016)
Gem Harvest (September 8th, 2016) (unconfirmed)
EPISODES:
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
HERE BE SPOILERS:
(Don't be a clod, mark and hide your spoilers accordingly!)
>2 minute clips and screenshots from CN's server
http://kametsu.com/topic/54797-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
OFFICIAL SITES:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
MISCELLANEOUS:
>SDCC SU Panel
https://mega.nz/#!YYhkEaZZ!-mydwVkQAbQyx0CsH7yp34pG6MquXMPkNbkFbPuXzlU
>SDCC Zuke's SU Zine
https://mega.nz/#!eJ9EnSwT!8OUGwk3JOpCcrG7umF4xw3g9MKq4kp873LQvo3lxDQ8
>Show Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
>Attack the Light (mobile game) Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Archived threads
http://desuarchive.org/co/search/subject/sug/
Lappy makes me happy
Пepeкaтилcя - c фиoлeтoвoй oбжopкoй cлилcя.
Will Jasper ever find peace with herself
>it's a Connie on her period episode
>>85732892
Lappy eggs are not safe for consumption, please do not attempt to ingest them, no matter how much she asks you to
>>85732892
I want to do incredibly lewd things to Pearl.
*BONK*
Wait a minute what the fuck is going on in this spoiler pic?Does this mean it's all a dream and we aren't actually getting sapphy what the fuck rebecca?
>>85732892
>this edition
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/a/ad/Soldier_paincrticialdeath04.wav?t=20100625222454
>>85732892
nth for cute green gem
>>85732963
No she has DOG AIIIIIDSSSSS
Здpaвcтвyйтe, / SuG /
>>85732983
But you cant. And will never be able to.
>>85732989
I am confuzzled
>>85733005
И тeбe нe хвopaть.
>>85732953
DELETE THIS THREAD
>>85732994
ahem
https://www.change.org/p/cartoon-network-allow-cartoon-network-to-air-the-episode-lapis-lays-an-egg
remember to care and share
>>85732989
They're in fusion-space
>>85732989I really thought it was gonna be Sapphire seeing some shit, but it's just Garnet recollecting a time she went through "X" similar situation as Stevonnie is going through in this episode
>>85732953
future vision
>>85732989
it's a song sequence, where Garnet explains in song some reservations between Ruby and Sapphire.
who is she??
Man, /sug/ has really slowed down since the end of the nuke.
The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.
>it's a PERIOD episode
>>85733009
She gets my dick wet every night.
>>85732892
anon lapis doesn't lay eggs. that's solidified poop
>>85733090
Mrs. P
>>85732989
>Something happens with Stevonnie in her fight with fusion hollow pearl which causes Connie to be depressed over the fusion/herself.
>Garnet the mental guru helps Connie sort out whatever problem she's going through and allow her into her mind.
>Flashback of some conflict between ruby and sapphire relating to Connies problem
>>85733049
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/5/58/Soldier_no03.wav?t=20100625233341
>>85732892Anyone here watch Sentai? Where does one start. Maybe Kamen Rider because he looks cool
>>85733090
It's Peridot with parts of her body poorly coloured black
I wanna doink Connie in her spicy curry cunny.
>>85733105
No. please no
I hope Connie dies
>>85733117
>>85732994
You are more annoying then the lapis lays a egg anon.
http://porigoshi.tumblr.com/post/149420873384/new-episode-of-steven-universe-this-thursday
TOMORROW.
STEVEN UNIVERSE GETSTRIGGERED.
Connie is shit and makes all episodes she's in shit with her downer presence
>>85733178
Her downer presence isn't even the problem with her episodes.
>>85733153
Im just going to leave this here https://soundcloud.com/oolay-tiger/nsfw-steven-universe-peridot-couch-audition
10/10 you won't regret (maybe)
>>85732989
>the episode is called "Mindful Education" becauseit takes place in fusion mindspace
>>85732963
You mean "itself". It's an "it" now.
>>85733153
He's a hero to us all.
Fighting the meme egg menace.
>>85733259
i feel guilty getting turned on by this but then i realize i would have the same reaction or better without the whole roleplay aspect anyways
>>85733351
>or better
>better
What was they meant by this?
>>85733259
I got a boner from this.
HOW COME THIS BE
WE GETTING EPISODE ON THE NORMAL TIME
WHERE IS OUR EXCLUSIVENESS?
WHAT WE ARE NOW, NORMIES?
>>85733259
Stop posting this, it doesn't even sound like her.
>>85733397yes
>>85733259
i'm too scared to hear itplease tell me what happens so i can prepare myself
>>85733420peridot gets fucked [/spoiler[
>>85733259
The script is okay and the moaning is hot, but the voice is off.
>>85733420
bepis in her pepis
>>85733420
someone with a shitty peridot impression makes anime dick sucking noises for 4 minutes
>>85733153
agreed
anti-sjws are way more annoying than sjws
>>85733105
need an edit of this
>>85733397
We got a 2 min preview and screenshots the day before.
We might get a 1:00PM leak tomorrow.
drinking bears
bears
bears
>>85733397
>WHAT WE ARE NOW, NORMIES?
weren't we always?
>>85732989
they're in fusion space
quadruple fusion with human parts
>emotional funtimes on the inside
>a fucking evangelion on the outside
>>85733369
there's different levels of your dick getting hard. level 1 is like a quick hard-on that goes away within seconds. level 2 has some substance to it and would make for a good fap. level 3 is like holy shit i don't think i can stop myself i have to go right now
>>85732963
Yep, Redemption arc definitely incoming, what with the new interview info etc
>>85733473
That's problematic and muhsugnist
http://circumsoldat.tumblr.com/post/149403272457/can-you-send-the-gods-spine-to-fuck-up-the-gems
Thoughts? Personally I always kind of figured the gems were sort of pushovers outside of their own little element.
>>85733115
>hollow pearl
>>85732989
it looks more likesapphire's room in the templeto me.
>>85733531
circum's always right
>>85733397
>WHAT WE ARE NOW, NORMIES?
We weren't normies before?
>>85733503
>weren't we always?
>we
>>85733510
level 4 is diamonds
your dick is replaced by yellow diamond and you absolutely have to jerk off to save the earth
>>85733510
This description definitely made me better...
>>85733531
>it's another edgy "humans vs gems" post
why do people even care
>>85732989
That's Garnet's Room dummy, the gems can make their rooms do anything and she's using it to illustrate some gay point to Stevonnie who just got her first period
>>85733531
circumsoldier needs to stop breathing
>>85733105
I still can't believe this. I can't image they would directly deal with periods in a show that targets such a young demographic.
What kind of metaphor could they use to deal with it but cover it up?
>>85733590
I don't think it'll be a period episode but it's not like it's unheard of. They've dealt with stuff like this in full house and other "family" shows
>>85733559
>weren't we always?
>we
>wew
>wew, lad
>>85733587
Wait, isn't this the guy who occasionally appears on BroTeam's streams?
>>85733154
>Rebecca-san, from the bottom of my heart, I’m most grateful to have been given this opportunity. And let me express my heartfelt appreciation to all of the staff!
That Japanese is seeping from the screen.
>[bows internally]
>>85733563
if you ram yellow diamond into steven's shield at 40,000 miles per hour, who dies
This is now a Stevidot thread.
>>85733632
he's one of his mods that constantly disrupts his chat with cancerous forced drama by being as venomous and hostile towards broteam's audience as possible.
>>85733631
>weren't we always?
>we
>wew
>wew, lad
>wew
>we
>we are
>we are Zuke
>>85733651
its pretty funny
how long until bald steven art
>>85733668
if you like that leafyishere/keemstar bullying kind of stuff
L E A K S W H E N
>>85733682
I just like bullying
>>85733568
it's a pointless subject. we already know humans could wreck gems, they're just perpetually scared and disorganized in-universe because gems wrecked them before they had the technology.
we're warlike
we're resource hogs
we're entertaining enough to make TV shows about
we're homeworld.
SU humans aren't
it's like applying imperium of man logic to brave new world, when it's a completely different society with its own history and philosophies, and a completely different fiction that doesn't even have the warp or violent aliens
>>85733694
makes sense, you are a steven universe fan.
>>85733685
DIE IN A FIRE YOU IMPATIENT FUCK
LEAK WHEN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
DINGO PLEASE!!
>>85733641
Everyone in a pretty big radius, I would think
>>85733671
>>85733685
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
They're all there now.
The episode may or may not leak tomorrow sometime.
>>85733716
LEAK ENTIRE EPISODE
>>85732892
>stevonnie actually looks good
Did I wake up in the wrong universe
>>85733643
>>85733624
Does /co/ really hate us this much for bringing more traffic to their dying board?
>>85733105
dear lord
>>85733734
oh man this episode is going to suck
>>85733624
It's always kind of dumb as /sug/ seems to hate the show more than outsiders.
>>85733764
4chan is a centrifuge of negativity and bile. Don't take it personally. I'm sure I could find posts like this about anything. I've seen people here shit on otherwise unassailable classics. Not even BtAS or Dexter's Lab are safe.
>You will never be killed by Garnet stomping on your head after freaking her out by licking her soles and heels
It won't make me kill myself or anything, but this makes me very sad in a weird way, like the hopelessness you feel when a family member dies. Does anyone know of any good garnet foot porn (that hasn't been posted here 9999 times)?
>>85733764
4chan hates anything that gets popular. Even if something isn't popular our hate grows the longer a show goes on until it gets to the point where they'll say anything ridiculous and unreasonable just to have an excuse to shit on something..
>>85733568
It's kind of amazing how pissy some people get at the implication that humans in the show are useless at combat, like they're personally offended or something.
Is it me, or /co/ is really slow today?
>>85733764
idk, man. But they group all of us as the same person. Just because a couple of SUfans are annoying, doesn't mean that all of us are annoying.
>>85733090
Reminds me of this.
>Connie gets older
>Gradually becomes less and less interested in magic stuff like every other adult in town, she and Steven drift apart and they break up
>Stevidot can begin unimpeded
y/y
>>85733531
I like the part about Steven being able to regenerate lost limbs
ITS
>>85732892
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYoNLEICtjc
Why is Connie depressed? Is it because she'sa cuckoldnow?
drinking bears
bears
bears
>Finally get some Garnet focus
>has to spend time with worst human and worst fusion
>fucking Ruby and Sapphire take the spotlight again
End me
>>85733832
Its obviously not Steven that's making her angry, something is probably happening at home. Her parents could be getting a divorce.
>>85733826
the last thread didn't even use up the image limit
>>85733105
its just connie being jealous of smoky quartz
>>85733826
stop giving those idiots attention
>>85733105
Wait, seriously?
...how? Does she discover that being Stevonnie makes her... what? Not woman? Steven a bitch? That gems have periods to?
There is no way this could go right.
>>85733105
If it's a puberty episode I will fucking shoot myself, please no more
>>85733871
No. I mean when I update the thread, it takes a like 15 minutes to update.
>>85733845
The competing theories are because of Smoky Quartz or because she's riding the crimson wave.
We'll find out tomorrow
>>85733845
She's obviously on her period, all the promo art has a... Menstrual feel to it
>>85733922
Why is Sucrose so excited about a menstruation episode?
>>85733853
Do you now crack open bears and play overwatch?
>>85733915
Yup, got the same problem 4 hours ago. 4chan has been having some network issues since Monday but it looks like it only affects some users.
>>85733915
hmm maybe
>>85733915
4chan (or /co/) is lagging pretty badly.
>they got a guest animator to work on a period episode
>>85733733
>Steven referring to the CG's collectively as "girls"
>>85733939
Fuck I was getting prepared for a Loss reference when he went to the hospital.
>yfw that weird comic about Steven fusing with Connie when she has menstrual cramps becomes canon
>>85733590
>such a young demographic
girls start menstruating around 11
Most of the online fandom is probably 16 and up, I'd imagine.
>>85733940
Bizzarely this happened just after I replaced my old GPU with a GT210. Other sites work fine.
>>85733105
>>85733889
Wait, how does fusion work with periods? Is Steven going to experience a period?
Seriously, Connie looks fine by the end of the episode, if it really is a period episode, is fusing going to fix it somehow?
I don't know what to expect from this episode.
>>85733854
>Garnet developing
>Fusions
>Being developed
Anon, it may have seemed likely in Season 1, but it's 2016 now, the fusions aren't gonna be developed and Garnet might as well unfuse if she's gonna hold back potential.
>>85733958
You could say it's a...period piece..
>>85733981
Yeah. Watching some youtube right now, and it's working perfectly fine.
I bet all of you complaining about a period episode never appreciated how great the Nanami episodes in Utena were.
I'm having flashbacks to the period episode of Braceface...
>>85733854
On the bright side, this might indicate an incoming Garnet arc, which very well could end with a Steven/Garnet fusion.
>>85734010
Huh,just as I posted this everything went back to normal,no lagging. Seriously,a moment ago stuff was lagging like hell and now it's fine.
>>85733958
>Hori arrives in America, excited to work on one of his favorite shows
>in the CN studios they lead him to a small dark room
>they lock him inside and slide the storyboards under the door
>he looks in horror as he realizes what they actually brought him in to animate
>a detailed,fluidscene of Connie's menstrual bleeding
>>85733854
What exactly would you like them to do with just Garnet as Garnet? We've already explained future vision, we've already done "Garnet is mad about misuse of fusion" to death, we've pretty much closed off any possible growth since she's complete unto herself and doesn't take much interest in anyone and we've had an episode about that too, and Steven has matured too much for a another whole episode of "Garnet and Steven are so cute together".
Other than a combat heavy "garnet smashing shit" episode which you should know by now isn't this show's style, what else is there?
>>85734047
It was for me as well, anon. The servers were probably throwing a fit.
>>85733845
She's moving away again and she is not going to be able to see Steven anymore.Last one out of Beach City
>>85734037
I would approve of this immensely.
>>85734007
..of shit
>>85734051
Are we going to see a vivid hallucination like when Stevonnie had the panic attack?
>>85734081
I mean, that isn't really an issue with Lion being able to go literally anywhere.
>>85733832
Personally, I was hoping for the true harem route, but any event where Steven breaks up with Connie is good enough for me.
>>85734007
>>85734051
>those puns
i hope you fags are proud of yourselves
>>85733989
That doesn't sound like a good moral.
Connie will probably stay frustrated until she opens up to Steven, then Steven will say he'll be there for her or whatever.
I don't think Stevonnie will experience menstrual cramps since she's a magical being/fusion
if we're heading into an arc about periods and possibly puberty, i'm assuming Lapis Lay An Egg be about Lapis' first unfertilized menstrual egg rather than a surprise Peridot/Jasper spawn. i'm pretty excited for this one guys haha
>>85733105
>a PERIOD episode
To be fair, AT had a wet dream episode.
>>85733105
>Crew knew the first 2 minutes would be leaked
>the created a promo just to fuck with leakfags and their compatriots
>>85734081
So how exactly is moving going to prevent Steven from seeing Connie?
The kid has a global warp network tied into his room and a teleporting lion. She could literally live on the moon and Steven could still regularly visit.
>>85734081
Connie doesn't live in Beach City.
>>85734051
I am both terrified and slightly aroused.
This would totally fit into Sugar's motif of 'talk to kids about stuff that other adults don't think you should talk to kids about'.
>>85734081
They already retconned that backstory.
so we gonna see connie on her period?
i'm not prepared, i'm scared.
call help
>>85734111
>>85734053
Just off the top of my head:
>war flashbacks
>some legit back story about Rose
>training Steven to be a leader
>exploration of her feelings about having the role forced upon her after Rose gave up her physical form
>fun townie shit
>some new monsters to fight
>entering a chili cook-off with Amethyst
>shopping for hats
>developing relationships with the meme barn dwellers
>trying on underwear
Not everything has to be some big lorefest, I'd appreciate some fun episodes
When a gem's limb is cut off, will the gem poof or grow a new limb?
>yfw it turns out Connie is gonna move and that's why she's depressed
>>85734112
it wasn't even fucking subtle.....
>>85734158
to grow back their limb, I'd imagine the gem would need to retreat back into their gem to regenerate their physical form
so yeah, poofing
>>85732892
Any one else hyped for who's working on tomorrow's episode?
>Colin and Jeff
>Rebecca
>Trigger animator
>Also "first" collaboration with Studio Trigger
That's just me being hopeful but I hope more collabs are in the future.
>>85734125
I really want the episode to be about that and it takes 10 minutes and 30 seconds to get her to admit that's what she's upset about, then Steven says "Uh... you do remember I have a global warp network and a teleporting lion, right?"
Connie blinks slowly and says, "...Oh yeah. Never mind."
Star iris out.
>>85734158
So far it seems piercing and cutting poof gems quite easily. Blunt attacks are nearly worthless though
>>85734174
>>85734157
>War flashbacks
>Some legit back story about rose
Can be connected
>Training steven to be a leader
>exploration of her feelings about having the role forced upon her after Rose gave up her Physical form
>some new monsters to fight
Can also be connected
>Everything else
Can be used for Gem townie stuff which automatically becomes better than something like Sadie's Song
Honestly though some of that can easily be done with Ruby and Sapphire as well, especially their connection and flashbacks to Rose.
>>85734174Give that bitch a warp whistle. Problem solved.
>>85734158
Ruby's arm disappeared when she touched the barrier in Jailbreak but she didn't poof
I think it would just reform since severed limbs aren't fatal
>>85734202
not exactly
>>85733932
Because periods are something every girl has to confront at some point and it's rare for a cartoon to represent that. KOTH doesn't count because it's off the air and meant for an older audience. The crew probably wants to take the chance to teach girls AND boys that it's not only a normal process but that it's okay to be scared or overwhelmed by it.
The last time I saw any show hit periods head-on was As Told By Ginger which did a really good job of not just bringing up the subject but also bringing up that it's not just about the menstruation itself but the fear of getting older and the expectations that come with realizing that. It can be very scary so the crew probably wants to alleviate some of those fears for their audience.
But considering this is an 11-minute episode that would have to cram period crap in with magical rocks, fighting, and fusing into a single person, I can't see how it would be able to go too far.
>>85732963
i sure hope so. i get pretty sad just thinking about jasper now desu
I bet this episode won't mention periods at all and you fuckers are just reading way into some weird looking font
>>85734158
>>85734223
I'd love to see an episode where Amy gets her arm cut off by a random monster and just doesn't have it for the next few episodes.
>>85734112I've never had a wet dream. Maybe I' just fap too regularly.
>>85734157
>war flashbacks
Mmm not bad. I'd kinda like a Rashomon episode where Pearl and Garnet recount the same story very differently.
>some legit back story about Rose
keep dreaming
>training Steven to be a leader
Possible, but a bit early for that.
>exploration of her feelings about having the role forced upon her after Rose gave up her physical form
I can see that, but I can't imagine it wouldn't involve Ruby and Sapphire in some capacity since Garnet keeps everything so internalized.
>fun townie shit
Garnet just barely tolerates the townies.
>some new monsters to fight
We're kinda past that
>entering a chili cook-off with Amethyst
>shopping for hats
>trying on underwear
Funny scene ideas for a montage or a family guy style cutaway gag, but not a whole episode.
>developing relationships with the meme barn dwellers
Not until we're ready for another fusion reveal
>>85734174
Better than a PERIOD episode.
>>85732963
No. She'll die in gem hell.
If it's Connie feeling down because Steven fused with Amethyst I'm gonna be legit mad
>>85734298
I did. It fucking sucked too
>>85734286
That's what I'm saying. She seems more sad than pissy.
>>85734174
makes sense, in bubble friends Connie said her family doesn't stay in the same place long.
>>85734250
Piercing for the form, smashing for the gem. That'll teach you to put your gem on your back, you stupid slut
>>85733845
>Pearl cucked by Greg
>Sadie cucked by Jenny
>Jasper cucked by Peridot
>now Connie cucked by Amethyst
Did Jonathan Butler start working on this show or something?
>>85734332
She was asking for it by putting her gem there.
WHERE MY NAMEFAGS AT?
>>85734332
She didn't get cracked until she was in the mirror and stepped on. Bismuth just poofed her.
>>85734355
Yo
>>85734355
yes I am here
>>85734355
Fuck off faggot.
>>85734355
Hey Dicksucker.
>>85734303
It's the only other reason why she could be bummed out.
>>85734334
>I don't know what the word cuck means
It's good you admit your faults, that's the first step in improving as a person.
>>85734303
yeah, now you guys got me all hyped up for periods
>>85734373
>Anyone besides Garnet or Sapphire making a future vision crack like that.
Shameful Display Sour
>>85734391
Why are you posting in this thread? Shouldn't you be prepping your wife's bull?
damn so /sug/ is stupid why the fuck would this episode mention connie on her period you nasty fucks LOL ITS TO TEACH HER AND STEVEN HOW TO FOCUS ON HOW TO FUSE WELL wtF? how the fuck did you get period out of that LOL
>>85734372
Yes but she poofed her by hitting her in the gem. It seems to me that given that the gem is a hard object with no elasticity, hitting the gem with enough force should be able to dislodge it from the form, causing the form to break down.
>>85734355
wtf you stole my name
>>85734406
Nah, she's sleeping off the gangbang from last night
>steven is bald
>>85734407
What a masterful shitpost. From the format to the content. Well meme'd friend. Well meme'd indeed.
>>85734407
return to your home, demon spawn
>>85733090
PERIDARK NEVER SLEEPS
bloopoel
>>85734404
Pearl needs to learn that trying too hard to understand the movie's plot ruins it
>>85734355
/namefag/? /namefag/.
>>85734406
>wife's bull
>>85734438
wow, the episode still hasn't leaked yet?
>>85734438
>Steven is bald
So how's about them leaks
>>85734473
I mad too.
>>85734407
>>/tumblr/
>>85734467
Are we posting Japis now?
>>85734456
BLEU PAILU IS BEAUTIFUL
>>85734381
fuck me.
>>85732983
I want to hold her hand
>>85734483
>princess puta
>puta
Kek kkkkkkkkkkkkkk
>>85734456
BLOOPLE
>>85734499
Anon, please! This is a blue board!
>>85732989
>garnet finally gets to talk to one of her daughters
fuck yes rebecca thanks for listening to me
>>85733259
this is just as bad as those 'nsfw sans picks you uo from the airport' bullshit. how have we sunken this far
>>85734524
No anon, she's talking to one of her moms.
>>85734499
That's fucking disgusting. Please tell me you just accidentally posted that before you finished typing and it was supposed to be "I want to hold her hands down over her head while I mercilessly fuck her while every single character on the show watches and mocks her"
>>85733932
I blame her funky flow.
>>85733989
>fusing going to fix it somehow?
So fusion takes away periods.
>>85734521
I want Bloople tokill
>>85734492
>advocating bestiality
>>85734438
>steven
>after
>not
>surviving
>>85734524
>>85734545
Huge spoiler don't click this
Connie isn't acting like she's bored, she's acting like she's depressed.
Its gonna turn out that her parents are separating.
>>85734492
sure why not
>>85734492
Lapis deserves better
>>85734565
>not advocating bestiality
What are you? Some kind of normie?
>>85734551
I don't want to imagine her flow being funky
I want to watch as Lapis slowly release that egg while passionately making grunt sounds.
>>85732892
Buenas tardes, anónimos. ¿Como están todos?
PD: Lapis es la mejor gema. Peridot es una mierda.
> it's a Garment tries to rape stevonnie episode!
>>85734613
I wanna hear Lapis make various sexual and non sexual sounds
>>85734589
here's anaestheticpoil for you guys
>>85733111
God, the theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy0vLdOYY9Y
Are you guys stupid? Whether or no Connie is moving is a non issue because they could just use lion to teleport to and from each other.
Connie doesn't even live near Steven as it is now.
>Their stupid little dance
i love it
>>85734627
Get out of here with your Africa speak faggot.
>>85732989
I hope it means that Steven learns how toenter the minds of fusions when awake, not just when dreamingWhich will be a percursor for him learning how to enter the minds of corrupted gems, eventually learning how to heal corruption
I have to say, with first the Jasper arc, then the backstory with fake!Jasper, then her having been mentioned in KYF, and now this rather huge piece of insight into her in the recent interview, it feels very different than when she disappeared into Malachite in season 2. They're sort of keeping her in people's minds.
I really, really fucking hope we'll see her again in a few eps. Or at least start to progress towards it.
>>85734629
You can't rape the willing anon.
>>85734627
SALGA DE AQUI MALDITA LISIADA! YO SE QUE FUE TU QUE ROBASTE A MI HUSBANDO!
>>85734514
???
>>85734583
Ooooh there's a possibility I hadn't considered.
I don't think I like that idea given that she's the only character with two parents, and it kind of undermines the show's message that families come in all shapes if you take out the control group.
On the other hand, it's a major "real shit" life event they haven't done yet.
Given that the leaks we've seen suggest that Garnet helps with this in some way, I expect it's wouldn't be that they're getting a divorce, just that they had a fight and now she's worried. Maybe Garnet will make her feel better by showing her that Ruby and Sapphire fight in her head sometimes? That would be interesting...
>>85734627
Rose es la mejor, fin del comunicado.
>>85733733
>Steven After Not Surviving
Every fucking time...
My sides, fugging dog :DDD
>>85734632
B-but that'll kill her!
>>85734613
I want to sniff Lapis's smelly armpits!
>>85734584
>>85734674
lavate las manos
>>85733489
Considering that we are getting a menstruation episode. Anyone mind sharing their first for femaons menstruation for anons their first wet dream?
Bonus points if it was weird as fuck.
I will start
>I was having a dream where this cute girl i liked was sucking me off
>While her little brother was doing a rimjob for me
it was weird I didnt even understand where that shit comes from.
>>85734688
Steven needs sibling.
>>85734692
>gems don't sweat
>>85734627
OOGA BOOGA CHING CHONG HUEHUEHUE
>>85734631
if only zone-sama would hurry the fuck up with that
>>85734710
Anyone got any draw requests?
>>85734492
Reminder that all delusions of romantic Jaspis were officially BTFO for good by Rebecca herself in the recent interview
officially, canonically
>worst relationship imaginable
>held together out of revenge
>loveless
>>85734705
you're gay anon. you are a faggot
>>85734701
>Hank is Garnet
Perfect.
>Post yfw it's actually aLarsepisode
>>85733538
he sticks his dick in that pant, doesn't he?
>>85734721
draw peridik
>>85734705
One time I had a dream that one of my characters was a futa was fucking my ass.
>>85734706
No, what Steven needs is a fuckbuddy
>>85734707
>this again
Pic related, Ruby sweating.
>>85734721
lapis flirting with greg in front of peridot
>>85734721
Stevonnie fighting the tiniest mouse ever?
>>85734724
>>85734721
Connie and Peridot fighting to the death with Steven completely oblivious
>>85734741
I can work with this.
>There were no leaks. We've been spoiled and now we've got withdrawal.
>>85734725
Nah.
>>85734747
AYY LMAO
>>85734721
Sapphire in pic related outfit but with a bit more blue to it, and it's pose?
>>85734721
Cute Pink Diamond.
>>85734750
and losing
has mine kirby to smokey request been finished?
>>85734651
>>85734709
Brasil tiene la población de japoneses y asiáticos mas grandes del continente.
>>85734666
Tranquilo, Satanas
>>85734674
Rose es una puta gorda asesina, solo le falta ser morena y tener bigote para ser mexicana.
Las mejores gemas son:
1- Lapis.
2- Sugilita.
3- Sardonica.
La peores son:
- Perla
- Amatista
- Rose
- Jasper
Esas 4 si que son una mierda de piedras. Me limpio el culo con sus fanarts.
>>85734721
Jasper as Nathan Explosion
>>85734766
there were leaks and tomorrow probably will have more leaks
>>85734766;_;
>>85734798
LAVATE LOS MANOS
>inb4 Connie is jealous of Amethyst for fusing with Steven.
Anyone else believe this?
>>85734752
This is good.
Any edit requests?
>>85734724
>jasper and lapis confirmed to have had a relationship comparable to garnet's
>it was dysfunctional as fuck
>malachite was just months of hatefucking
mmmmmm tasty
>>85734834
Does she even know they fused?
>>85734798
caliente
>>85734794
I'll get to it don't worry.
>>85734706
No, what Steven needs is Lapis herself.Greg can have Pearl.
>>85734834
Nah, its kind of a sudden mood swing, especially since she was fine and dandy in Buddy's Book.
Something is happening at home.
>>85734786
Steven calls Pink Diamond "pinky" so she decides toNarf!
>>85734853
Confirmed for best ship
>>85734869
>>85734860
>>85734847
This with Diamonds.
>>85734798
lárgate con tu azulita!
>>85734860
Oops. Didn't see that your post.
>>85734706
he does her name is armrest and she is a terrible person
>>85734853
>months of biting, choking and drowning
Fuck
>>85734863
>>85734747
Excellent
>>85734834
No and it would grind my gears if it were true. I'd prefer the period episode over "LIKE, OMG, WHY ARE YOU, LIKE, HANGING OUT WITH STEVEN".
guys I want to make a shitpost but I can't think of anything
>>85734744
>>85734920
this episode looks like itll be good as SHIT
>>85734721
jasper as guts for berserk
>>85734920
Here I'll help you
Lapidot
>>85734853
the correct way to ship jaspis
>>85734721
Peridot and Connie being friends together. Need something cute
>>85733105
>I worked the word Tampon into the script. TWICE
>>85734798
Voce é brasileiro ne seu jumento?
>>85734847
The one that's on the backlog?
Does Garnet have anything to her character other than "muh fusion" anymore?
>>85734886
>Jasper visible pubic hair trail
>>85734853
>>jasper and lapis confirmed to have had a relationship comparable to garnet's
What the fuck have you been smoking m8
>>85734946
You forgot the link
https://soundcloud.com/oolay-tiger/nsfw-steven-universe-peridot-couch-audition
>>85734747
Gems vs Xenomorphs when?
>>85732892
>Lappy egg
I thought this meme died on /trash/
Why is it back
>>85734724
I love delicious angst
>>85734959
You mean this one right?
>>85734971
Whatever it is, I think I need some too, because it's giving him top tier taste,
>>85734971
Whatever it is, the Jaspisfags are smoking it hard. Because nobody can be this delusional.
so... the next episode is about connie period?
Or just because she's moving away from beach city, after all the first time connie was introduced she said she moves a lot because of her dad.
Also that would explain the future plot of the episode "Last One Out of Beach City"
>>85733854
I feel the exact same way anon. Being a Garnet fan is suffering.
>>85734721
Peridot wearing the Sir Alonne Outfit
>>85734858
Para lo unico bueno que serviria Amatista es para chupar picha.
>>85734898
Su Waifu es una mierda.
>>85734930
>clearly drawn like sweat
>"ITS NOT SWEAT, ITS JUST CONDENSATION"
I'm guessing you'll say pic related isn't blood, snot, and tears either.
>>85734705
>be 12
>sittin in class after lunch
>felt sick and sore all day, like i was coming down with a cold
>suddenly get extremely queezy, some cramps set in
>think its something i ate and ask to be excused
>barf up lunch and breakfast, cramps start coming in waves from not that bad to jesus christ i cant stand up to not that bad again
>teacher sends someone from class to check up on me since ive been gone for a while
>tell them i think im dying, they help me to the nurses office
>get two ibuprofins and get sent back to class after resting for a bit
>have cramps and feel like shit for the rest of the day
didnt even start bleeding until the next morning. it sucked but wouldve been worse if i bled out unprepared in class like some other poor souls that year
do wer dreams get painful or are they just sticky and cold
>>85734998
tfw eventually Lapis is going to go yandere for Jasper
>>85735024
Alright I'll stop being lazy and start that one for you
>>85735029
she has access to teleportation technology
>>85734965
a bit of strong and silent type, passive and nice mother to Steven.
Fusion Expert.
That's probably how you can sum up Garnet.
>>85735033
Come on, man. You could have at least screwed with the aspect ratio to make it shorter, or added some green hair poking out through the visor, or something. Lazy.
>>85735041
>dirt, snot, and tears
fix'd
>yfw "Mindful Education" is a Connie episode
>>85735041
it's all illusion just like the rest of her body
>>85735054
It'll be wonderful
>>85734724
>rebecca acknowledges lapis and jasper's angsty blackrom
i'm gonna cum
>>85735033
Why do I get a sudden Kill Six Billion Demons vibe from this?
>>85735053
...you all realize the 'period episode' thing is a meme, right?
>>85735079
I just want the inevitable fight where they're forced to fuse for the first time since becoming friends.
>>85735071
I would, but the image I want was already posted once upthead, so here: >>85733958
>>85735071
>yfw Studio TRIGGER makes an actual good connie episode
>>85734965
Not really, it's pretty sad desu
What do the gems' bodies even feel like?
Like do they feel the same as humans when you touch them or are they somewhat smoother and do they give of any heat?
>>85734732
http://imgur.com/a/XQuln
didn't know if this was a meme or not but you asked for peridik, so here you go?
>>85735061
Thanks lad.
Edgy steven
Universe
Theory
>EUT
what if next epstevonnie fuse with garnet
>>85735137
>what is gem hunt
>what is bubble buddies
>what is lion 2
>what is sworn to the sword
Hey, do you guys like Ruby? I'm going to post Ruby.
>>85735154
Ópalo esta buena.
>>85735109
Oh absolutely, Malachite is easily my favorite fusion. I can't wait to hear what her reformed theme sounds like.
>>85735169
Yang is the superior sister desu
>>85735071
>>85735169
Get that MMD shit outta here
>>85735169
Me encanta, esta repleto de mujeres follables
>>85735169
I love red! you should post red and some blue too
>>85735169
Shit show created by shit people.
Pearlemmy is white privilege. Jailbreak was better.
>>85735182
>>85735195
>>85735203
>>85735207
>>85735214
You're making Ruby sad, anons...
>>85735263
good
reminder that jasper went to face her demons and lost
>>85735069
It's blood, in the form of scrapes. They can't show more because it's a kid's show, and that level of violence would raise the rating.
Dirt isn't bright red either.
>>85735074
Her body isn't quite an illusion, in the sense that it's not made of light.
Using Pearl's own words from The Classroom Gems, "What are Gems?":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6ddNEUvq_s
>think of it like a hologram, but with mass
>>85735071
>yfw when it's the last connie episode ever
>>85735179
>I can't wait to hear what her reformed theme sounds like.
Actually thinking Jasper isn't going to stay a poofed AIDS dog forever
>>85735302
>>85735004
I think some of them are just baiting out of saltiness, but the sad fact is that some are absolutely serious with the whole "they'll become close friends and form stable Malachite" thing
>>85735263
Yo dije que me gustaba. Es una serie divertida con mujeres a las cuales me gustaría embarazar.
What does Lapis's egg smell like?
Just wondering haha
>>85735290
>It's blood, in the form of scrapes. They can't show more because it's a kid's show, and that level of violence would raise the rating.
Pearl's blood would be blue, as she blushes blue. It's obviously dirt as it is the same color as the ground.
>Dirt isn't bright red either.
It is in the scene.
>>85735302
But Connie episodes are a better waste of time than those townie shits who aren't even gonna help out in the final battle or anything.
>>85735290
Those classroom gems shorts remind me of the "Teach Me Miss Litchi!" skits from BlazBlue.
>>85735154
Do you want Sapphire to keep the hat?
>>85735330
>Being this delusional
>forgetting one of your meme arrows
Anon, you're an embarrassment to /sug/
>>85735385
Nah.
>>85735390
If she ever does get redeemed it will end up happening in S6 or later so enjoy the wait
>>85735360
>People think there will be a final battle.
>People think it is not going to be Steven singing some gay song to turn the Diamonds good.
>>85735079
It'll be amazing.
post orange
>>85735428
>Steven singing some gay song to turn the Diamonds good.
Final battle would be shit anyway unless they got a Nipp to animate it
>>85735302
>>85735302
>>85735445
as you wish
>>85735428
That's what people thought about Avatar, but joke's on them.
>>85735418
I'm prepared to wait anon, but her corruption is second hand.
She might be easier to heal than the gems that were directly exposed to the Diamonds attack, so there's hope she'll come back much earlier than any other corrupted gem, even if it's only a small possibility.
If not, I'm patient. I can wait.
>>85735430
>>85733154
>first collaboration
There's gonna be more isn't there?
daily reminder that rose quartz was evil and steven is a weapon
>>85735500
I'm still crossing my fingers for a "Were-corruption" type thing
>>85735418
>it will end up happening in S6
>S6
Even you can't be that retarded, anon.
>>85735499
Who thought that about Avatar? Its action choreography was consistently amazing.
>>85735522
I was hoping that you was dead.
>>85735533
>not beliven on the 6°
Even you can't be that retarded, anon.
>>85735499
Avatar had 1 villian (I can't really count Iroh since he was good from the start) turn to the good side. SU has had a constant running theme or redemption. I'm fully expecting a "peaceful" ending.
>>85735053
It was that bad? Man, I'm sorry dude. Mine were never that shitty. My first was when I was 10 and I was in the middle of the fucking woods during survival training. I had no idea what the fuck was happening but all I knew is that it hurt like shit.
>>85733259
I closed this the second I heard the voice. Pure fucking dogshit. People say we're the next MLP fanbase but we're really the next Homestuck/Undertale fanbase.
>>85735499
>That's what people thought about Avatar
>Show with plenty of action, and talented animators
literally who thought there wouldn't be a final fight?
>>85735430
Is that Andy Dick?
>>85734053
Garnet not being able to ask questions is still there to explore, so HAH!
>>85735552
>we're really the next Homestuck/Undertale fanbase.
>people discussing a shitty pacifist meme ending that "deconstructs" ""tropes"" right beside this
Huh, really makes you think.
>>85734721
Jasper in this style or black/white pencil crying.
this is going to happen
>>85735546
>>85735499
>>85735428
Why are you acting like a final battle and an UNDERSTANDING ending are mutually exclusive?
Hell, Avatar kind of DID have an UNDERSTANDING ending when he refused to kill Firelord Joker. I fully expect there to be a big violent showdown that will either be interrupted by Steven noticing something that gives them common ground, or was set up in the first place to buy time for Steven to convince the diamonds to stop. You can have your cake and eat it too.
>>85735533
once season 6 is confirmed, because it will be, along with season 7, the crewniverse is going to shift the series finale back to make room for Jasperdemption and maybe even some centipeetle/bismuth shit nigga
>>85734485
>complains about tumblr
>posts a shitty quality 3 second gif
>posts perimeme
>>85735616
More reasons to shit on Pearl are always welcome.
>>85735633
>You can have your cake and eat it too.
Steven Universe isn't cake though, it's slop. Slop I'll happily eat up because I enjoy the characters, but the overall plot is, and will forever be a fucking mess.
We've had 100's of episodes with no tension or attempt at building a real narrative. Which is perfectly fine, it's just no one should pretend this is a heavily narrative driven series.
>>85735616
No, it won't happen, because that's fucking stupid.
>>85732892
Looks like the Lapis Lazuli from Deltora Quest.
>>85735616
There's a bigger chance of Lion being PD than this shit.
So when will Steven fuse with Garnet?
Or a four person fusion for that matter
>>85735616
>and then they both become rebels, making taking the blame meaningless
What is the point of this meme theory?
>>85735699
Dubs confirm
why does everyone think this is an episode about periods? if that's true i'm dropping this show.
>>85735691
That is true, but it has nothing to do with the point I'm making. I'm just saying you can have a big fight at the end and still wind up at the UNDERSTANDING ending
>>85735636
So if that happens, why would Jasperdemprion happen in Season 6 instead of 4 or 5?
There's nothing that would indicate anything else important would be going on, with the exception of invading YD forces.
>>85734705
I barely remember my dreams but I know mine are literally just dream wanking. I'm boring.
To give you an idea, I once had a dream that I pulled a female friend's clothes off.
...Then we just chilled for a while. Unsexual as it was, and even though it was a dream, I felt like I violated her privacy...
>>85735739
memes
>>85735522
why do you post this fucking shit, every damn thread, god I hate you and I will be glad when the show ends and your bullshit theory is utterly trashed. I hope you kill yourself.
>>85735616
maybe they did it as Rainbow? Would help to not make the diamonds look like complete jobbers if they at least had to fuse to take one down
>>85735669
Sorry I triggered you, but Tumblr is that-a-way, senpai
>>85735726
We've already had a 4 person fusion: Alexandrite.
>>85734730
>>85735728
BUT HEY IT'S JUST A THEORY
>>85735726
>So when will Steven fuse with Garnet?
Probably after Pearlunless Lapis frapes him first.
>Or a four person fusion for that matter
Toward the end he'll surely fuse with all three crystal gems at once.
>>85735739
>right age
>source of great insecurity for young girls
>Connie looks a bit shellshocked here.
>>85735633
I mean, "Final Battle" implies the diamonds will be defeated/poofed in the end.
I usually interpret "Final Battle" to mean a fight that will come an end via violence, when I don't see SU doing that since it would make it impossible for Steven to negotiate with them/talk them into redemption, which is what the show seems to be aiming for.
I apologize if there was a misunderstanding, but I don't see a final battle that ends in a talk being an actual "Final Battle".
>>85735739
>periods
its always about fucking blood and bitches.
>>85735792
A GAYME THEORY
>>85735792
A GEM THEORY
>>85735756
It's just a self-propagating meme at this point, I don't even think it's the same person doing it anymore.
>>85735500
For her I would wait forever
>>85735778
I guess you could say that that is a 4 person fusion..
But okay, then I want Steve to fuse with Alexandrite and see what happens
And honestly I can not understand why Pearl haven't tried to fuse with Steve since she is all about that Rose Quartz
>>85735699
Look into your heart. You know it to be true.
>>85735821
That's kind of an arbitrary distinction, but hey, you do you
>>85735142
If anyone make a Sans meme, I poof him
>>85735841
Your waifu is a dyke and will never love you.
>>85735841
.. are Gems the ultimate waifu?
I mean they can change their physical form every time they reform, right?
>>85735821
The shows purpose is comfy memes, the Diamonds will be redeemed multiple episodes before the ending, and then last episode will just be some comfy shit about family.Screncep dis
>>85735142
I'm pretty sure this is a subtle jab at Underfags.
>>85735739
/co/ likes to take funny jokes and then extend them into thread-long/multithread memes to the point where
a) people start believing them
b) theyre not funny
>>85735739
>Connie is at the right age
>episode starts with her being inexplicably moody and Steven can't understand it
>promotional artdripswith symbology: green butterfly turning read, Connie looking unsettled, Connie covering up her groin
>>85735789
If we get a Feldspar, would it be a Corrupted Gem?
>>85735071
something like this, but with Connie
>>85735774
sorry for bullying you and almost making you cry, is this good pic of peridot eating some yummy yogurt enough to make up for it?
>>85733764
since when was more traffic a good thing?
if something is about to die, let it die
>It's a Connie has her first period episode
>Connie is a bitch and Steven doesn't understand why
>When they fuse Stevonnie will be menstruating
>When they unfuse Steven will stare at horror at Connie and never want to fuse again
>>85735882
Yes?
>>85735823
Wow, Frau Kazmierczak really shows her jew.
>>85735907
the fuck that doesnt mean shit LOL WHY THE FUCK WOULD THAT MEAN A PERIOD EPISODE bruh no stop
>>85735774
I want to get comfy and watch movies all night wearing PJs with Peridot
>>85735905
>The life of a steven universe fan sounds way more cancerous if you describe it like you're a tumblrite
>>85735745
just not enough time to handle it in a satisfying way probably
>>85735926
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW
>>85732949
Fuck off back to Russia faggot.
>>85735927
who knew that Steven kept that much yogurt in test tubes
>Um hello, lapis needs to lay an egg. My life won't be complete until an egg is laid in a non sexual manner by lapis lazuli. For my whole life I knew something in my life was awry, so I tried religion, sex, drugs, dieting, but nothing helped me reach my inner spiritual zen. I believe without a doubt that the egg lapis will lay will not only help me achieve inner peace, but also will cure cancer.
Whoever left this comment, you just have brightened up my day
Thank you
>>85735739
because of what steven said in the clip. "my dad said i should probably expect this at some point, but i didn't think it would happen overnight." it's foreshadowing.
>>85735883
Nah, Jasper is a corruption monster, and the Rubies are off floating in space until they shatter from being hit by asteroids.
The Diamonds will not be redeemed, maybe one of them at most.
who the fuck is jennifer paz
>>85735905
>>85735957
>friends
Are we friends?
Today's the day, folks. It's make it break time!
>You have been visited by the Merchant Anon of lesbian space rock merchandise. You will be blessed with high quality Chinese merchandise and lesbian space rocks, but ONLY if you post "Good luck, Merchant Anon!" in this thread.
>>85735991
Jennifer Kat's girlfriend.
>>85733105
No it's fucking not.
>>85735053
Well I wouldn't say cold. Or necessarily painful. At the most it's annoying because it wakes you up and you need to clean up. But I guess periods can sneak up on some girls like that too.
Periods are not fair.
>Jasper confront steven and the crystal gems, her jasper gem cracked and she looks on the verge of death
>Stop it Jasper! You don't have to die here!
>Jasper is dead silent for a moment
>I've been dead for thousands of years. Today's the day I finally live.
>>85732989
its garnet's realm
kinda like malachite's realm
>>85736004
>make it break
*make or break
This is why I hate it when autocorrect fails me.
>>85735911
is feldspar a gem?
isn't that a mineral like granite and stuff?
>>85735053
lmao pussy
Probably tomorrow's episode it's gonna be about Connie aging, facing the future and what that means to their relationship.
I'm hyped
Why this hasn't camel toe?
>>85735092
>blackrom
My brotha.
>>85735911
No, it would be best gem.
Best gem is not corrupted. Its best
Hence the name "Best gem," and not "Best Corrupted Gam." Thats Centi's title
>>85735745
it could, but they've probably already started boarding for most s4 episodes, so s5 things are going to get shifted around and a bunch of new stuff is probably going to take the place of stuff they've shifted back. i think corrupted gems will get a much bigger focus if they end up getting an entire extra season to work with them
>>85736000
I have friends I can talk about rocks with.
>>85735408
Lips are weird but Sapphire is done
>>85733105
nah it'll just be a lars ep
>>85736035
Did she do the right thing?
>>85736076
because no vagina
>>85735263
Yeah stop it guys
>>85736074
I thought so too. Then everyone started talking about it as a menstruation episode.
Knowing SU my money is on the-girl-bleeds-episode.
Hey /sug/, will a Connie has her period episode make you like her more or less?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG65gtp7Cz8
>Samurai Jack/Steven Universe crossover
>>85735616
When will the stupid PD theories die? Not to mention that Pearl being the one to shatter PD would completely undermine the entire narrative that the revelation had been leading to, that Rose is not as perfect as everyone saw her as, and that she's heavily morally grey.
>>85736115
>>85736116
Don't underestimate them, tho.
>>85735263
Didn't someone on this show die? I mean in real life.
God dammit you memelords. When I went to bed last night, we were 100% sure this was a Garnet development episode and now this. Because of one piece of promo art.
Make up your minds.
>>85736066
Gems can be any mineral. Most we've seen are conventional gemstones, but they can be rocks or metals too.
>>85736110
What going into Peridot's house will be like
>>85734627
Estoy preocupado, estos culeros estan diciendo mucha mamada, eso de que el nuevo episodio se trate de periodos... suena estupido pero viendolo bien es posible, el show gira en torno a un convento de lesbianas... y no es la primera vez que tocan temas delicados, pero siento que si el episodio es sobre eso, sera un episodio muy incomodo...
P A R E L
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>>85736102
woops meant to post this
>>85736150
awesome
Then I would like some drawfag to draw Granite. Some big round and bald dude with a big sweet santa-like beard
>>85736117
Less.
She needs more personal character development, right now what we know about her is shallow surface details.
Having periods is just part of being a girl, it doesn't really tell us about her as a person.
>>85736169
woops I'm a double idiot
>>85736148
what would Garnet have to say about periods. it's an asinine theory
>>85736135
Yeah, the big cheese did actually
>>85734627
Ola, me jammo "Your mom" i tu?
me hablar el espaniol mucho gut, si?
>>85736165
Unmöglich! Was hat lesbisch sein mit der Periode zu tun?
>>85736135
Yes. And they will be missed.
>>85736203
oh no, was it parmesan?
I'm playing around with Pearl's hair
>It's a Jasper goes Nuclear episode
>>85736135
Sinbad's acting career
>>85734627
Lapis Laputa es la peor gema. No te mientas a ti mismo. Hasta su puto nombre es ridiculo.
>>85736244
Pepper Jack
>>85736188It matches up with the Donkey Kong cheat code Connie was using that entire episode
I mean, looks great so far.
>>85734252
I like your answer, and it covers almost everything I could say as a reply.
After all, look how much complaining is there already, with just the mere implicit signs of period shit.
Human periods (some of the most frequent shedding rates of all mammals) is a runoff of our own evolution. Get a pad, some anti-cramping meds and take a day off school if it's too bad.
Also... you just wait until the wet-dream episode when Steven sheets are torn to shreds by a torrent of silica crystals due to erotic dreams of ______.
>>85736238
Forgot their picture
>>85736246
Please continue
>>85736246
This makes my dick diamonds.
Fusion is basically gem sex.
Amethyst has had sex with Steven.
All of the crystal gems have had sex with each other.
Steven had sex with Connie.
Steven has seen all of the gems having sex.
Steven has seen all the gems having an orgy.Kinky
>>85736255
>>85735905
I love SMBC, has he done any strip about fandoms or something like that?
You spread Garnet's asscheeks and discover that she has a fourth eye with a brown iris in place of a anus
It winks at you and you hear a sultry chuckle in her throat
>>85736273
What exactly is Pearl's expression here?
>>85736066
is bismuth a gem?
>>85736275
http://www.thenational.ae/world/southeast-asia/filipino-fisherman-has-been-sleeping-on-worlds-largest-pearl-for-a-decade
>>85736148
Well, it's not just the promo art. It's also how Connie acts. Some anon predicted it was a period episode before we even saw the promo art.
>>85736303
Why would she have a 4th eye?
>>85736165
okay så siger jeg da bare også noget på et andet sprog. Det er da super sjovt lige i det ojeblik hvor man tænker "Perle er da umådelig glad for Rosa Kvarts.. Måske endda.. FOR glad.. på den lesbiske måde.. Åh gud, det er en lesbisk tegneseriefigur".
Men alt i alt en herlig serie. Så længe man ser den på engelsk. Jeg frygter hvordan den lyder på dansk..
>>85736246
Include her pubic hair please
>>85736276
he brought the orgy to meet Connie's parents
>>85736165
A todas las mujeres les baja la regla. Es normal. Preocúpate si de repente Steven empieza a preguntar cuando le va a bajar a él, ese gordo de fijo que tiene la cabeza llena de propaganda feminista.
>>85736310
She imagines Amethyst choking to death.
>>85736165
que sigue? un episodio donde Steven tenga problemas con sus erecciones espontaneas?
>>85736323
So it can startle you, staring silently, quivering a little, moist and unyielding
>>85736255
NI MIERDA. ES LA MEJOR GEMA.
>>85734798
Quien coños de pezcado es Sardinica?
>>85736126
I had to take 'em to that Diamond University
God, wtf happened to this thread
>>85736365
can I fuck it?
>>85736310
She's imagine her deepthroatingRose'scock.
>>85736246
>>85736395
/Sug/ happened, /sug/ happened
>>85736246
We REALLY need more long haired pearl.
Thank you so much
>>85736347
Se va a picar los huevos con una a jeringa para que le salga sangre
>>85736413
Yes
>>85736395
You walked in.
>>85736354
Esos pueden terminar con Perla o Lapis tratando de ayudarle a "solucionar" el problema. Si, creo que me gustaría un capitulo de esos.
>>85736395
/sug/ started to shitpost again because the lack of new episodes
Some
Say I have an erection
>>85736376
Estan hablando de Garnet?
>>85736303
go on...
>>85736425
Agreed.
>Steven notices Connie is bleeding
>Thinks she was injured
>The blood is coming out her vergooba
>Mfw
>>85736449
cool ytp
>>85736255
Qué!? Dime eso otra vez en el /basurero/ si quieres una patada en el culo!
>>85736112
explain Steven then
>>85736125
Forget the narrative, its retarded because the same sentence that revealed PD was shattered also told us exactly who did it. People just seem incredibly determined to not believe a single word out of Eyeball's mouth for some reason.
>knows when Jasper came out of her hole, and thought she was around when PD was shattered
>"NO PD SHATTERING IS HOW THE REBELLION STARTED"
>explicitly says she saw Rose shatter PD
>"NO IT MUST HAVE BEEN PEARL OR THE DIAMONDS OR PD COMMITTING SUDOKU"
>>85736332
>>85732892
>Mind Education Clip
Connie: DO THE MONKEY WITH ME! STANKY LEG~!
>>85736489
things that will happen in season 4: pearl will say fuck, lapis will lay an egg, and connie will have her first period
>>85736458
You brush against the wet eyeball with the head of your dick and push it in
It's soft and warm
You push harder
You hear a wet smacking sound as you slowly crush it like a grape
You get inside Garnet's asshole with her mushy eyeball fluids as lube
She moans throatily
Amethyst giggles from somewhere unseen
>>85736523
The bingo chart was way off
>>85736489
>>85736450
TEQUIIIILA AAAAAY RISOS
>>85736489
If they go the period route, I hope soccer moms won't try to murder sucrose. They can't handle their babies being exposed to anything other than padded walls and stuffed animals.
>>85736450
>Garnet
No hablamos de Lapis Lazuli. La mejor gema de todas.
>>85736532
Please stop
>>85736507
Try her right hand again, this is really bothering me, it looks like her thumb is on the wrong side. and why is she raising that finger?
>>85736507
What about Lapis
You know she doesn't care enough to shave her bush
>>85736499
Rose probably morphed one for Greg after some study. What purpose would Pearl have for a vagina?
>>85736532
Hey there friend.
Stop doing that.
Thanks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxAo6KhBFFs
Based Greg
>>85736489
>vergooba
topkek
>>85736469
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
>>85736489
if this doesn't happen in the show now someone is bound to draw it
>>85736558
Garnet shapeshifts her asshole into a vice grip and snaps your dick off
She sucks it up deep into her anatomy and it disappears from sight
It comes back out the other way around, your dick head poking out where the brown eyeball used to be
Your urethra winks at you
>>85736611
Can someone edit this bird to be porl
>>85736501
Not him. Not a believer in the Pearl-killed-PD theory. I just love the idea that Pearl's are considered tools so much that it's inconceivable to a Homeworld gem that a Pearl could act on her own.
>Rose shattered Pink Diamond. She used a Pearl.
>Pfft, lazy bitch.
It's like those contract killers in South America that aren't considered murderers, but the people who order their services. The police even has their phone numbers and they testify in courts, as witnesses.
Oh boy, another worst human episode and worst fusion episode!
>>85736585
Okay /sug/, what do we do if rebbeca /sug/ar leaves? We know that when a show's creator leaves the show turns to shit... Anyway,Suicide pact when?
>>85736611
A
>>85736532
Oral rule.
You started, now you finish...
Who is the sluttiest gem and why is it Pearl?
I turn to my lapis and say
"Lappy, what day is it today?"
She twists and turns and looks away
"Lappy, I demand you tell me, okay?"
I screech at her, but my words spur no reaction
"Lapis, do not force my hand
I asked you what day it is today,
And if you do not answer me, I'll take action!"
But still she averts her gaze,
And I am left enraged
Who does this cow think she is?!
To ignore her baby with such ease!
"LAPPY!", I scream as high as I can
"YOU WILL ANSWER ME,
YOUR BABY BOY, YOUR ONLY MAN!"
But still, she looks away,
Looking every which other way
I stick the cloth back in her mouth,
She doesn't need to speak if she'll be uncouth!
I'll kick her in the ribs and spit on her,
I'll treat her like a true normie sir!
"You're a bad lapis, I'll have you know
Today is Thursday lapis,
It's your favourite day, you fat sow!
You get to taste your baby's cummies
While he eats tasty fries and nuggies!"
If no gem will have my touch
Then lappy will do as much,
She'll suck and lick and blow my dick,
She'll swallow whole, not a peep!
I unzip my pants as mommy cries,
But it's no use, I bought zipties!
Now this bitch will learn her place,
When I nut her ugly face!
>>85736425
Here you go, anon.
oh wait hold the fuck on. steven's line at the beginning:
>my dad told me i should expect this at some point, but i didn't think it would happen overnight
WHAT THE FUCK
YOU SHITHEADS BETTER NOT BE RIGHT ABOUT THIS
>>85734731
I sure hope so.
>>85736489
>Steven's newfound disgust for biology helps him sync and fuse with Pearl
>>85736637
Matt can hadle it well
>>85736630
>posting "art" made by hotdiggedybrony
>>85736653
Connie's pregnant?
>>85736637
Rebecca Sugar*
>>85736623
can anything that isn't part of a pair REALLY wink tho?
>>85736630
The thing about this caricature of Connie that everyone got offended by is that it doesn't add any features to her character design that aren't official
It just changes around the ratios of exaggeration those features are given like making her eyes and eyebrows swap sizes and making her nose and neck way too big instead of her giant baby head from the show
>>85736653
>That line
Holy shit, it really IS set up for a puberty/period episode!
>>85736637
Zuke takes over and turns it into the Lapis and Peridot sitcom. So yes, suicide pact when?
>>85736647
DELETE THIS YOU CLOD
>>85736630
>Hotdigedgycunt
Get out of there.
>>85736637
It'd take a lot to drive her out, honestly.
>>85736637
If Sugar left how would they continue the series? The three main crystal gems are supposed to represent different parts of her and the whole show is based off of her relationship with her brother. If anything happened to her or she left the show they would most likely cancel it.
>>85736667
no matt
can not
>>85736627
I would love it if it was Pearl who shattered PD. Makes her more badass.
>>85736630
>>85734298
same. I get off almost every night, either by myself or with my fiancee, and I have never ever had a wet dream. I almost thought it was fake, like a joke, but I guess people raised in a religious environment dont get off enough and cant handle themselves, pun intended.
>>85736627
Pearls are kinda like protocol droids from Star Wars.Pearl version of pic related when?
>>85736709
Why not? He's like the main writer
>Show sets up an episode about puberty early on with Steven making a joke about baldness
>my dad told me i should expect this at some point, but i didn't think it would happen overnight
>It really is a Connie has a period episode
MFW
>>85736653
Let satan's waterfall flow from Connie's vergooba, catapulting her into womanhood and granting her the ability to produce hardy gem hybrid offspring with her extremely fertile mate steven
>>85736734
>requesting a picture of Pearl just standing there looking at the camera
???
>>85736734You've been looking at it for the past 100 episodes.
How spicy is Connie's period blood?
>>85736418
>tfw she will never pull you into her hair, never to be seen again
>>85736637
i'd prefer for cn to just cancel the show if she left or went thru with committing sudoku desu
when is the episode about peridot's mountain dew period
>>85736686
Puberty jokes aren't funny. Period.
>>85736770
Philistine.
>>85736781
You'll have to ask StevenHe'll try to heal her.
>>85736246
I made these smug pearl edits a long time ago, and I kept messing up the hair's direction so I ended up with 3 angles of it.
Now, for no reason other than boredom, I decided to throw them together as a gif.
>>85736778
She wasn't specifically made for that purpose.
>>85736791
they dont have ,
verbinga
>>85735578
Yup
>>85736807
wait.. So Amethys is a fusion of Sapphire and Ruby, I get that. Those two are minerals and what not.
Same for Periodt and all the other gems. Basically they are all made of materials from the ground.
But what the heck about Pearl?
Are Pearls just made from tons of oysters from the Gem homeworld?
>>85736669
What's wrong with ol' matty boy?
>>85736791
>can't shapeshift
>>85736819
KEK
>>85736830
Or was she?
>>85736853
>So Amethys is a fusion of Sapphire and Ruby
>>85736807
>>85736489
>vergooba
>>85736847
>his healing powers activate where they were not intended to work and end up sealing her shut
>the blood has nowhere to exit from
>>85736853
Pearls aren't really gens. They're organic material and I suspect that's the reason they're viewed as inferior.
>>85736636
r.i.p.
>>85736489
>Peedee complains about his tooth gap, as it was a permanent tooth he lost
>Steven says he can make it grow back
>>85736244
It wasMonterey
:<
>>85736560
Yleah i did this as fast as i could and that hand is not the only thing that is wrong with this,
I rather draw some more long haired Pearls. :
>Connie period episode
>Steven is so nu-male that he tell Connie he's glad to have shared her menstrual pain
>Garnet stares right at the camera at says she wishes all men could share a women's period.
>>85736807
>Steven triesconnielingus
>regenerates her hymen every time
>>85736627
>that it's inconceivable to a Homeworld gem that a Pearl could act on her own.
Except it's really not.
Yellow Pearl is evidence against this.
She answered the Diamond Line, berated Peridot for using it, and was about to turn her away to follow proper channels before YD stepped in.
Yellow Pearl was following protocol, but clearly acting on her own there.
She's more like a secretary in that regard, and the secretary to the President of the USA is still considered a higher position than many others.
It's just that she also probably has other menial slave jobs.
>>85736647
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>85736868
She began her swordfighting training when she was already few millennia year old. So no.
>>85736868
She wasn't. She mentioned that she learned how to fight when she was thousands of years old.
>>85736887
whoops. It might be a be too late for me. I am clearly tired
>>85736653
This is not gonna be a period episode. And I'm gonna laugh at you guys.
>>85736913
Fuck off para
>>85736899
>his healing powers work perfectly
>Connie is healed
>She becomes a man.
>>85736899
>Connie dies of toxic shock because the blood couldn't escape
>Steven can't live with himself and he ends it with Rose's sword
I just got here, has everyone really been talking about Connie's period for the last two threads
>>85736920
>>85736646
Because Pearl was made for sexual.
>>85736921Nice
>>85736899
>connie is now dying from period blood poisoning
>steven spits on her again and she explodes
>>85736863
He sucks. That's what's wrong with him.
>>85736931
O shit, she mad.
>>85736913
steven kisses boys
>>85736853
Every pearl kinda looks like its owner. I suspect a little bit of their owner goes into making them.
>>85734514
Fuck off, fucking huemonkey.
>>85736956
NIIIIICEEE
>>85736956
DELET
>>85736756
if they're really going this route, i think they'll be vague about it and it'll just be a catalyst for the real issue. Connie's moody, Steven isn't picking up on the hints and is being annoying, some kind of altercation happens, it cuts to some days later(note that there's another shot midway through where she's in the house and perfectly happy), and the rest of the episode is talking about relationships or whatever
>>85736942
>Rose's sword can't shatter a gem
>Steven's human body is mortally wounded and dead
>the gem continues to puppet his mangled corpse with very basic instincts, like a chicken running around headless
>the Crystal Gems do not grasp this concept of human death and think Steven is fine and can't understand why he doesn't talk to them anymore
>>85736985
So the gem-oysters have Pearls face on them?
>>85734514
JAJAJAJAJA
>>85736956
But why censor her vagoo if she doesn't have one?
>>85736920
Well, that certainly is a unique opportunity.
Now, if someone could kick them in the crotch so Steven can return the "favor"...
>>85736184
I think her reaction to it will tell us more of her as a person. It'll be like a reminder that she's more mortal than everyone else and is aging fast while Steven is still stagnating at 8 (though he's mentally older) and the gems are thousands of years old.
It's like a slap-in-the-face reminder that the cool friends you finally made are in a different league than you and you'll never quite be one of them.
bears
>>85737009
BLOOPLEHUNGERS FOR BLOOD!
>>85736965
>namefag has shitty opinions
What a surprise.
>>85736932
>>85736933
You know how Ninja's are always portrait as wearing black, well, Ninja suits? They never wore those. Ninja's were secret assassin's posing as servants or monks in enemy territory to get to their targets and kill them, by whatever weapon they could get.
Have we any indication that Homeworld had swords, or even knew war, before Rose fucked everything up?
>>85736956
>piercings
Fucking disgusting
BEST GEM
>people still think stevonnie has a vagina
>>85737050
That's not an oyster with Pearls face on it
>>85737068
Where?
>holopearls can fuse
The fuck? so everything gem-related has fusion powers?
>>85737072
>Episode confirms Stevonnie has a vagine when we see blood stains in Stevonnie's pants
>>85737056
The fuck you going on? Pearls are born to be a slave for someone. Our Pearl is no different.
>>85736972
a character i can relate to
>>85737075
Didn't mean to reply.
>>85737056
gems were specifically designed to conquer planets, you nimrod
>>85737085
I think its more that she can make the holopearls do anything she wants
>>85737072
So, Connie isn't bleeding while being Stevonnie?
>>85737068
I think you accidentally chose the image for the worst gem anon. It's ok, she kinda looks like Pearl anyways.
>>85736469
Why was this image made?Why was this miniboss made?
>>85737103
Conquer planets. Not fight other gems.
>>85737109
>Stevonnie has a mixture of Steven's and Connie's clothes when fused.
>Stevonnie has no idea what this Tampon is stuck up her vagoo
>>85737085
It's a hologram. They could have turned into actual birds if Pearl wanted to.
>>85737025
Of course she has a vagoo, anon-kun. How else does she pee?
http://imgur.com/XYewnxm
What are the chances of irony that pearl and greg becoming romantic?
>>85737161
micropenis
>>85737140
>Steven and Connie fuse
>Stevonnie immediately starts to scream because there is tampon stuck in Stevonnie's dick
>>85737162
Out of irony? Much less since Mr.Greg. I'd still like to see it happen though.
>>85737161
>tattoo says Pearl
>Not "Property of Rose Quartz"
ya dun goofed
>>85737093
What the fuck are you talking about.
>>85737194
Aw shit, that's terrible.
Cotton is hell against the urethral lining.
>>85737194
>Steven and Connie fuse
>Stevonnie immediately starts to smile because there is a tampon stuck in Stevonnie's dick.
>>85737161
I assume they just incinerate the food and water they ingest and then imperceptibly expel smoke and vapor when they are alone
>Connie's distracted and sad about something.
>Everyone instantly starts thinking it's her period
What the fuck is wrong with you faggots?
Being on your period doesn't make you fucking zone out and seem depressed.
It makes you hormonal and in pain. She'd be snapping at Steven or something, not being lost in her thoughts.
She's going to either be upset about
>A. Some shit at home going down that she doesn't want to talk to Steven about, possibly them moving again
or
>B. She'll be upset about something related to her time with Steven, either still stuck on how she froze in Gem Hunt or upset over how Steven didn't bring her along on the finale AGAIN.
>>85737139
You don't need soldiers to conquer planets covered in nothing but algae.
Peridot egg
are they literally doing an episode about connie having her first period
wtf sugar
>>85737161
Cause she doesn't eat or drink anything?
>>85737194
>Copper IUD stuck in Stevonnie's prostate
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>>85737239
its canon that gems have to shapeshift digestive systems to expel waste if they choose to eat
>>85737240
There's already foreshadowing that it'll be a puberty episode.
>my dad told me i should expect this at some point, but i didn't think it would happen overnight
>>85737218
it's posting the shit time
whoop
>>85737266
>implying Pearl doesn't likecreampies
>>85737274
What's that quote from?
>>85737265
no, anon is just being autistic again
>>85736939
It's not gay all he has to do is put his finger in Peedee's hole.
>>85737240
Your first period can be a bit terrifying when you're not ready for it.
And she might panic over how her parents will react.
Kids do get strange ideas.
>>85736647
DELET THIS
>>85737210
>implying Rose didn't plan this, knowing she would die
>implying she didn't mean it to symbolize that she's her own Pearl
Why is the egg laying a thing? I've seen fanart of Pearl, Lapis, Steven, and Peridot laying eggs. Why???
leak when
>>85737295
>>85737295
>>85737295
>>85737295
New thread for shitposters
nobody better make the next thread 'red tide edition' or some such shit or i swear to fucking god...
>>85737302
https://dl.sug.rocks/leaks/CARE1008081600013344_B13R1.mp4
>>85737303
the preview + poster art with connie and a red butterfly + the episode title "mindful education" are what made me assume it was going to be a period episode, is there something official out there confirming it's not??
>>85737241
You settle planets covered in algae.
You send brutes to punch primitives with bare hands and "conquer" planets.
You blow up every planet that is advanced enough to resist you.
>>85737305
No, they're going to make out. Don't ruin my fucking fantasy.
>>85737318
it's a fetish. honestly, it's almost like you don't even fap to CoC.
>>85737349
>Homeworld sends quartzes just to punch mounds of algae to make the Order of the Diamond feel tough
Stupid rocks.
all i want is a leak
>>85733105
I'm fucking done with this show if it gets any weirder. Fusion is fucking weird enough itself without Connie getting a motherfucking period.
>>85737449
Stevonie's healing powers aren't in their spit
It's in their blood.
>>85737449
It's a natural function of the female body and it will teach kids a valuable lesson on puberty in a way they'll be less likely to feel awkward learning. Why are you against healthy education and representation for kids going through puberty?
>>85737388
>Rose Quartz believed all life was precious and worth protecting
>What about this planet?
>No! Look! It's covered in living algae. Doesn't it look cute? Doesn't it make you want to mate with it?
>Yuck. What about this one?
>No! It has mushrooms! Don't they look cute? Don't they make you want to mate with them?
>What about the blue one?
>No! It has gembody looking things. With penises! Don't they look cute? Don't they make you want...
>Fuck you Rose! We're colonizing this one!
>>85735985
Bruh he was talking about being bald
>>85736770
come back once you've developed some taste
>>85735985
So Steven's finally starting his period?
>>85737499
Nasty shit man.
>>85737527
They could've done it in a less weird situation. That on top of the already sexual vibe of fusion is getting a bitch much for a children's show.
>>85734298
>>85736729I used to have cyclical wet dreams, every 2 - 3 weeks or so. They'd happen 1 - 3 nights in a row. I was always nervous it'd lead to some weird situations on vacations if I was sharing a bed with someone, but fortunately no one ever caught on. They stopped happening when Istarted masturbating which waslast December at the age of 26.
>>85737718
>that last bit
holy fucking shit
>>85737973
Not him, but I don't really masturbate either.
I regularly look at porn but I don't touch myself. Closest I've come was removing junk from my junk, namely loose pube.