Temple Edition
Last Thread: >>[POST]
>NEXT EPISODE (airs Thursday):
Mindful Education (August 25th, 2016)
Future Boy Zoltron (September 1st, 2016)
Gem Harvest (September 8th, 2016) (unconfirmed)
EPISODES:
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
HERE BE SPOILERS:
(Don't be a clod, mark and hide your spoilers accordingly!)
>2 minute clips and screenshots from CN's server
http://kametsu.com/topic/54797-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
OFFICIAL SITES:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
MISCELLANEOUS:
>SDCC SU Panel
https://mega.nz/#!YYhkEaZZ!-mydwVkQAbQyx0CsH7yp34pG6MquXMPkNbkFbPuXzlU
>SDCC Zuke's SU Zine
https://mega.nz/#!eJ9EnSwT!8OUGwk3JOpCcrG7umF4xw3g9MKq4kp873LQvo3lxDQ8
>Show Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
>Attack the Light (mobile game) Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Archived threads
http://desuarchive.org/co/search/subject/sug/
poel
oh, and previous thread
>>85724217
what is she looking at /sug/
>>85727981
daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon
>>85727996
fuck every time
I'm getting impressed at this point
>>85728003
probably my dick. i have really massive bollocks so it makes my dick seem smaller but it's normal sized!!
SHE'S SO
SHE'S SO
BEAT-THIRSTY THOUGHT I HEARD A MOSQUITO
>>85728003
This fucking art that I can finally post for the anon that asked for it, and I totally just barely noticed while drawing this that Paridot and Jasper wear almost the same exact outfit
>>85727981
We're back, baby!
>>85728003
your shit waifu
>>85728055
>>85728003
>>85727996
>>85728036
/sug/ MEMES
Reposting this from last thread
http://www.strawpoll.me/11068262
Who's hyp for the new episodewith Connie?
>>85728048
Why no Steven/Peedee?
>>85728090
I am! Seems it could be pretty interesting, but even if it might disappoint writing/storywise I'm expecting one of the best animated episodes of this show + a new song
>>85728090
>>85728090
nobody because FUCK connie I HATE HER
>>85728090
Heck yes. Connie episodes best episodes.
>>85728100
Didn't fit.
>>85728060
but anon she isn't looking at herself
>>85728090
fucking nobody because Connie should die
>>85728086
where's grasper?
Post gems with MAGA hats please
>>85728111
>ifunny.co
DELET THIS
>>85728119
Oh. Well that one's my favorite. Guess I can't vote in the poll.
>>85728111
>>85728125
>Nobody
Speak for yourself buzzkills
>>85728074
>chew chew
>>85728079
If 'she' was just how they talk about gems they would call steven a she.
http://rebeccasugar.tumblr.com/post/149393856103/jeffliujeffliu-new-episode-of-steven-universe
So Takafumi Hori is animating then tomorrows episode!
Any thoughts on this, /sug/?
THIS IS GARNET
>>85728086
>no Pearl/everyone option
>>85728169
IN THE REAL WAY
>>85727981
nth for BEST GEM
>>85728151
True but I'm mostly talking about, that it's possible for gems to become "male". In this specific case Pink Diamond could become both a lion or lioness
>>85728130
https://www.change.org/p/cartoon-network-allow-cartoon-network-to-air-the-episode-lapis-lays-an-egg
Remember to care and share
>>85728165
Excited but don't expect it to be too noticeable. He draws very on model SU
>>85728219
MEMERS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEE
YOU ARE WORST POSTERS
>>85727981
>>85728130
Even thought it's fucking 6 o'clock in the morning I gotta sleep, post some relaxing SU tunes to help me!
I'll start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2F8HvKqnp5s
Lappy makes me happy
The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.
>Is there more where that came from?
What did she mean by this?
Post your unpopular SU opinion
Zuke can barely draw Lapis and was the absolute worst thing to happen to her as a character. Lapis is now little more than a background prop.
>>85728281
I hate Lapis
>>85728219
Why can't I sign it?
>>85728281
LAPIS FLAPIS
>>85728281
I hate Lapis
>>85728281
The Murdercock meme has outstayed its welcome.
>>85728281
Nice thumbnail.
Change the 400 to 1280 in the url for the full image.
>>85728281
I like Lapis
>>85728281
I hate Lapis
>>85728265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5i-sbh7UCw
you already posted the most relaxing one
what're wᵉ ᵍᵒᶦᶰᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵈᵒ
>>85728281
StevenxConnie is highly overrated, and Steven falling in love with a boy would have had a much bigger impact on the show.
>>85728281
I hate Lapis
>>85728293
>>85728311
>>85728321
Why anons?
I think Lapis is cute!
>>85728281
Zuke can barely write characters outside of meme Dorito, and I'm let down by her constantly.
>>85728336
Boring waifubait who "dindu nuffin" also it triggers me that you posted her with best gem
>>85728321
>>85728293
Same here
>>85728281
Wailing Stone is the best song in the show.
>>85728330
Wow feel free to leave anytime
>>85728281
I hate Lapis.
>>85728281
Tbh Zuke should just board occasional memedot episodes, she is incapable of anything else
>>85728348
She's great with Amethyst too, and Know your Fusion was really good.
She just needs to stay the fuck away from Lapis.
>>85728390
Her Steven sucks too imo
>>85728231
Takafuri Garnets rocking them curves
>>85728281Lars being trans would be the biggest asspull the show has ever done.
>>85728326
Those YTPs still make me lose my shit
>>85728390
Her Steven, Connie, Stevonnie, Lapis, and every other character except Amethyst are fucking trash
>>85728389
Zuke was involved with Chille Tid and that one was pretty good
Can he beat Steven too?
>>85728330
Connie will turn out to be a guy that his parents raised as a girl because Dr. Cunt is a controlling bitch and wanted a daughter NO MATTER WHAT.
There will be an episode where Connie realizes this betrayal and starts dressing like a guy, gets a haircut, etc. and goes by Connor or Conrad.
Screencap this.
How does one get their own quartz soldier?
I'm asking for a friend...
>>85728444
Please Sucrose, please let this happen.
>>85728439
I don't know who that faggot is but I would appreciate it if he got my waifu's gem off the top of his trophy.
>>85728444
I'd only be okay with this if she gave up on the boy thing after an episode or two, I would flip my shit if Connie was a canon trap.That being said, this will never happen, and that's preferable to be honest
What did he mean by this?
>>85728477
he's probably the kid who ash fought in the finals in the latest pokemon arc. people were going crazy over it, thinking that ash might actually win something instead of choking like he always does. this time ash finallylost as he always does. ash is a perpetual loser.
>>85728519
story gets off earth and becomes a space opera
no more townie episodes ever
>>85728541
>no more townie episodes ever
Don't get my hopes up...
>>85728541
>Legend of the Steven Universe
So next episode will be about Garnet teaching Stevonnie about fusion. We will get Ruby and Sapphire flashbacks too.
Kinda exciting.
>>85728465
If you cum on a bowl of salt and bury it underground it will crystallise and you can have your very own quartz!
>>85728519
OK KO
>>85728429
No they aren't.
>>85728541
yes please
>>85728612
But that already happened, unless he means a TV series.
>>85728607
>Homeworld has countless human males as slaves to provide semen to birth gems in a humanoid form
Episode is alreafy out and no one is talking about it.is /sug/ finally dead?
I want her on my penis
>>85728649
*gasp*
where?!
>>85728659
http://tvshowsstream.site/watch-online/steven-universe-61175/season-4/episode-4
>>85728659
I find pre-limb enhancer exposure peridot art ardorkable
>>85728665
I don't trust that link
>>85728281
Lapis' developmeny has made her unbareable. Now she's just a generic 2010s emo teen and the only people who like her are afforementioned sterotype and waifufags. Lapis was most interesting in her debut, and was alright in Same Old World and maybe Alone at Sea but during Hit the Diamond she hit her worst characterization, even though I love everything about that episode.
Townie episodes are fucking great and comfy. Theyre perfect after a load of plot heavy shit and I hope we get a ton more after the massive lorefest we were just graced with. The New Lars was one of the best episodes of the summer, and people who want 100% lure and gem episodes are morons who know nothing about pacing and suspense or writing in general.
>>85728665
Pathetic
>>85728665
I ain't signing up for shit post a screen you drongo
>>85728636
That pretty hot 2bh
>>85728669
>People that actually believed those were her real appendages...
>>85728687
Do you think Greg uses 4chan?
>>85728705
Well we all did so suck a dick friendo
>>85728665
>Anno Domini MMXVI
>trying this shit
>>85728715
No, we all didn't. Her hands were obviously technology. The smolness may have been a surprise, but people actually believed those were her fingers? Fucking morons.
>>85728700
>you will never be serviced all day by an army of pearls for the Homeworld cause
>>85728665
go die in a fire. you and your site are pathetic.
>>85728738
It seems obvious in hindsight but there was a point where a popular theory was that Peridots were "updated" Pearls
Does Steven watch porn?
>>85728766
I'm not talking about hindsight. And that theory was fucking crack, just like every thing else. It was Fab Thurries and Ferd Pern level crack of a theory. The crackest.
>>85728771
Yes, he watches Garnet all the time
>>85727996
Sir, you are the most autistic motherfucker I have ever had the pleasure of meeting. You have my endless respect.
>>85728742
HOLD ON A SECOND THERE LADS
WASN'T SAPPHIRE SHOWN IN THE PROMOS?
THERE IS ALSO GOING TO BE AN EPISODE CALLED GEM HARVEST
"GEM HARVEST" WAS MENTIONED IN THE EPISODE CATCH AND RELEASE
THERE IS A PICTURE OF JASPER AND SAPPHIRE'S VA IN THE SAME BOOTH
NO...
COULD IT BE?
>>85728477
>>85728771
>>85728263
I doubt they'll have Greg time travel, but it is possible that Rose used her room to show him parts of the war.
>>85728804
NO FUG THE BUG
>>85728804
bug confirmed only for hug
>>85728231
Even his simple poses are so expressive.
>>85728799
You don't make a lick of sense buddy. Also that shot of Sapphire appears in tomorrow's episode
>>85728815
The bug is only meant for fug
>>85728541
>story gets off earth and becomes a space opera
>no more townie episodes ever
GEM TOWNIES
>>85728841
NO ANON DON'T MAKE BUG CRY
Reminder that SELF-ESTEEM IS A CHEAP TACTIC TO MAKE WEAK PERSONS STRONGER
>>85728841
It's confirmed tho, sry :'(
>>85728541
>they have gem townies who are the normal townies counterparts
>they have a 12 episode marathon of gem sadie and gem lars
>>85728877
Now I need fanart of Jasper as Tavros from Homestuck.
LEAKS WHEN?
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>>85728889
>12 episode marathon of gem sadie and gem lars
That would be the most legendary troll of all time. They don't have the fucking balls.
>>85728908
hopefully never you impatient piece of human garbage
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/37167179
Pearl confirmed for going Corrupted this season.
>>85728913
If this is the "Watching the TV is the only way to generate ratings" meme, I always watch the show live as well, so you can pull the stick out of your ass.
>>85728912
I fukken dare you, Becky. I dare you.
>>85728917
imagine the size of the clam that hacked that thing up
we could have a clams casino with only one!
>>85728938
In related news, Becky has gone missing and is not expected to ever be found.
>>85728936
>show
no, im fully aware that it doesnt work like that, what i meant was you need to grow the fuck up and wait for when the episode actually airs. or at least dont whine for leaks and wait until they do leak.
>>85728889
>bizarro Lars' gem is in his earlobe
>>85727981
But what if his penis gets in the way?
>>85728973it will
>>85728955
It's a bit of a pull from the mean. I'm just surprised it hasn't happened yet. It basically means leakers got retarded or CN became less retarded.
are you stillhopal?
>>85728086
WHY DOES SHE HAVE 2 FRAMES ON HER SUNGLASSES. SHE ONLY HAS ONE EYE.
DELETE THIS NOW.
>>85728991
misseps said CN forgot to upload the usual stuff, so idk
>>85729012
So maybe CN got MORE retarded?
>>85728997
always
>>85728997Nopal
>>85729011
>>85728330
Burn.
>>85728111
settle down, Dan Backslide.
>>85729023
>it's thursday at 7:00 EST
>turn on CN
>black screen for 11 minutes because someone forgot to put the episode file in the right place
>>85729110
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsSlXk0lA5g
On 11 minute loop.
>>85729012
>CN forgot to upload the usual stuff
How did those people become responsible for anything more than a potted plant?
>>85729138
I couldn't honestly tell you.
>>85728973
It won't.
>>85727981
Perl is for fug not hug
In no particular order:
Gem most likely to become a pop star?
Gem most likely to become an athlete?
Gem most likely to be a police officer?
Gem most likely to be a radical environmental advocate/eco-terrorist?
Gem most likely to be an emo?
Gem most likely to be a bully in high school?
Gem most likely to be a cheerleader?
Gem most likely to be a jock?
Gem most likely to become pregnant as a teen?
Gem most likely to be a single mother?
Gem most likely to be a drug addict?
Gem most likely to have a mid life crisis?
Gem most likely to commit murder?
Gem most likely to become a criminal kingpin?
Gem most likely to support and lead a genocide?
Gem most likely to lay an egg?
Gem most likely to run away and join a circus?
Gem most likely to become a ranch-hand?
Gem most likely to win a rodeo?
Gem most likely to become an alcoholic?
Gem most likely to commit bestiality?
Answer one, some, several, all, or none. I don't care, I'm going to bed.
The new episode better be leaked by the time I wake up, goddammit.
>>85728281
I like the threesome paring of Greg-Pearl-Jasper.
I only say this because I have yet to see any fan art with all three of those characters interacting with each other.
>>85729209
>Gem most likely to become a pop star?
Sadie
>Gem most likely to become an athlete?
Sadie
>Gem most likely to be a police officer?
Sadie
>Gem most likely to be a radical environmental advocate/eco-terrorist?
Sadie
>Gem most likely to be an emo?
Sadie
>Gem most likely to be a bully in high school?
Sadie
>Gem most likely to be a cheerleader?
Sadie
>Gem most likely to be a jock?
Sadie
>Gem most likely to become pregnant as a teen?
Sadie
>Gem most likely to be a single mother?
Sadie
>Gem most likely to be a drug addict?
Sadie
>Gem most likely to have a mid life crisis?
Sadie
>Gem most likely to commit murder?
Sadie
>Gem most likely to become a criminal kingpin?
Sadie
>Gem most likely to support and lead a genocide?
Sadie
>Gem most likely to lay an egg?
Sadie
>Gem most likely to run away and join a circus?
Sadie
>Gem most likely to become a ranch-hand?
Sadie
>Gem most likely to win a rodeo?
Sadie
>Gem most likely to become an alcoholic?
Sadie
>Gem most likely to commit bestiality?
Sadie
>>85729191
Jasper is undetermined.
>>85729138
>Be Jerry
>Working at CN as intern
>8$ an hour to make sure everything "looks pretty"
>Basically an indoor gardener and Janitor, also get to sneak in on episode reviewing
>One day, nervous Rebecca Sugar walks over to me
>"Hey, can y-you put this on the website for me?"
>Hands me a flash drive
>"Uhh, sure"
>"Thank You"
>Sugar walks away
>I have no idea what just happened
>Go over to magical CN server box
>Accidentally trip
>Drop the Flash Drive
>Being the klutz I am, accidentally step on the flash drive
>Walk out
>Everyone thinks it's on the server and nobody checks
>Few days later, Thursday at 5
>"Ok, make sure shit doesn't hit the fan"
>"Sure thing boss"
>Walks out of the building
>5 Mins later, walks back into the building straight towards server room
>Runs towards Sugar's office with nervous look
>They come out, start asking me shit
>Tell them I put it in
>They freeze
>"It's those damned leakers"
>mfw Misseps takes the fall for me not uploading the newest episode of SU
>mfw 11 minutes of nothing on Cn from 7:00-7:11
>>85729209
>Gem most likely to lay an egg?
Lapis
The rest all are Steven.
>>85728281
Except this is true. Zuke's spiky hair just looks weird to me, and just makes Lapis her depressed emo self-insert. Unfortunately Zuke always seems to board Lapis episodes so this is pretty much the only side we've seen of Lapis which makes her extremely boring and full of lost potential.
>>85727981
>people actually think the Temple takes up most of the room in the hill
lol, no
>>85728281
I hate rose
>>85729259
IMO zuke is only guilty of bad lapis writing, i love her boards.
>>85728519
Jasperdemption and/or shit gets serious with the Diamonds.
>>85729276
I could see being in a Shorty Squad for fun would be something that Ruby would want to do more.
But it's hard picturing them not doing everything together when they're in a good mood. I'm still curious about that Sapphire episode
>>85729259
Lapis is already like that. All the boarders write her as a depressed enough. That's just her character, it's not specifically Zuke.
>>85729209
>Gem most likely to be a police officer?
Amethyst.
>Gem most likely to be a radical environmental advocate/eco-terrorist?
Rose Quartz.
>Gem most likely to be an emo?
Lapis.
>Gem most likely to be a cheerleader?
Peridot.
>Gem most likely to be a jock?
Jasper.
>Gem most likely to be a drug addict?
Jasper.
>Gem most likely to have a mid life crisis?
Steven.
>Gem most likely to support and lead a genocide?
Blue Diamond.
>Gem most likely to lay an egg?
Lapis, for some reason.
>Gem most likely to run away and join a circus?
Amethyst.
>Gem most likely to win a rodeo?
Garnet.
>Gem most likely to become an alcoholic?
Pearl.
>Gem most likely to commit bestiality?
Rose Quartz. Duh.
>>85728936
But the discussion is way more fun when everyone's watching it live at the same time. It's one big explosion of hype instead of the trickle we get when there's a leak.
>>85729323
>Gem most likely to commit bestiality?
>Rose Quartz. Duh.
>>85729312
I bet it's a flashback to her first premonition.
>>85729318
This, Lapis was emo from her conception. Hell she's less emo than before since she actually laughs now and gets along with Peri.
>>85728997
Her VA confirmed that she hasn't been in the studio but she wants to. So there might be hope, but it won't be happening for a long time.
>>85728056
...It's literally the standard YD outfit.
Eyeball, Leggy, and Army also were wearing the same outfit.
>>85729209
Gem most likely to become a pop star?
Steven
Gem most likely to become an athlete?
Steven
Gem most likely to be a police officer?
Garnet
Gem most likely to be a radical environmental advocate/eco-terrorist?
Peridot
Gem most likely to be an emo?
Amethyst
Gem most likely to be a bully in high school?
Amethyst / Jasper
Gem most likely to be a cheerleader?
Pearl
Gem most likely to be a jock?
Dunno lmao
Gem most likely to become pregnant as a teen?
Pearl
Gem most likely to be a single mother?
Garnet
Gem most likely to be a drug addict?
Lapis
Gem most likely to have a mid life crisis?
Pearl / Steven
Gem most likely to commit murder?
Jasper
Gem most likely to become a criminal kingpin?
Lapis
Gem most likely to support and lead a genocide?
Jasper
Gem most likely to lay an egg?
Lady of the sea
Gem most likely to run away and join a circus?
Steven
Gem most likely to become a ranch-hand?
Amethyst
Gem most likely to win a rodeo?
Amethyst
Gem most likely to become an alcoholic?
Lapis
Gem most likely to commit bestiality?
Lapis
>>85729365
>Gem most likely to be a single mother?
>Garnet
Garnet is never single though
>>85729298
Or maybe even BOTH
>>85729323
>>Gem most likely to commit bestiality?
>
>Rose Quartz. Duh.
>>85729363
Yeah I'm not exactly the most sharp when it comes to details like that, I just realized that too.
>>85728519
someone please explain, he stopped being the supervising thingy in SU, but hes still part of the crewniverse?
>>85728219
Up with the sun and NO-ing.
No.
>>85729420
no. now he just knows about the show cause becky is his gf. he's working on Lakewood plaza turbo now
>http://plytherus.tumblr.com/
This "leaker" actually thinks he has people fooled by this shit
>not a single leak
fugg this episode must be a big deal
>>85729485
Nah it's just CN being retarded and forgetting to upload the episode to their servers. We SHOULD have gotten it by now.
>>85729445
>becky and ian dating for 8+ years now
>still not engaged or married
why?
SARDONYX,SMOKY QUARTZ AND STEVONNIE ARE THE ONLY FUSIONS TO APPEAR IN THE SHOW FOREVER???? WHAT ABOUT SUGILITE AND OPAL?????
>>85729500
Or they are being not-retarded for once and uploading it at the last moment.
>>85729485
Well...
http://kametsu.com/topic/54797-warning-spoilers-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/?page=11#comment-499838
>Steven Universe S04E07 - Mindful Education
>US Airdate: August 25th, 2016 at 7PM
>Synopsis: Steven and Connie need to learn greater focus to take their training to the next level.
>2 minute preview + subtitles: https://a.pomf.cat/avdyzu.mp4
>Images: https://extraimago.com/images/2016/08/24/wE4p.jpg
https://extraimago.com/images/2016/08/24/wE4r.jpg
https://extraimago.com/images/2016/08/24/wE4G.jpg
https://extraimago.com/images/2016/08/24/wE4P.jpg
https://extraimago.com/images/2016/08/24/wE4X.jpg
https://extraimago.com/images/2016/08/24/wE4g.jpg
https://extraimago.com/images/2016/08/24/wE45.jpg
https://extraimago.com/images/2016/08/24/wE4D.jpg
https://extraimago.com/images/2016/08/24/wE4F.jpg
>>85729501
cuckolding open relationship
>>85729513
you forget about garnet
>>85729485
Kind of annoying that as a eurofag I have to watch the episode after work if it airs like normal
>>85729501
I guess they don't see a need for the legal hassle it brings in their current life situation?
>>85729501
some people just do that. my parents did the same
>>85729501
They're waiting until Becky is pregnant with baby Stevonnie 2.0
>>85729276
>ifunny
>>85729543
Doesn't marriage cause less legal hassles in the long run though, if I'm not mistaken? You can just get married at a courthouse and have it done, it doesn't need to be expensive.
>>85729527
H A P P E N I N G
>Mfw my TV provider decided to just randomly drop about 3 of the only channels I actually watch a while ago and CN was one of them so I can't watch it live with everyone else
>>85728281
Ampudot was real and she only got full limbs when she reformed without her limb enhancers.
>>85729501
I wonder if they live together.
There's obviously little need to move further if they're both comfortable with their current status
which gem has the most
PIZZAZ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dn3BxI0vBtU&index=45&list=LLiP4jdXgnObqDrqavWntmsQ
>>85729575
I don't know how it goes in the US but doesn't marriage also affect your personal finances and such
>>85729527>Connie not interested in Steven anymore
YES. LAPIS/STEVEN INCOMING
>>85729527
>Stevonnie is a crying little bitch
Guess Steven's dominant this time
hmmm....
>>85729527
Not watching yet, because is there now a possibility for the episode to be leaked later today? In that case I will avoid /sug/ for a few hours
>>85729527
thanks pal
full episode soon hopefully
>>85729527
DELETING THIS FROM MY MEMORY
>>85729577
nigga, just watch one of the streams
How long before it's revealed the lady carved into the mountain is what happens when Steven (Rose), Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl all fuse into one?
>>85729527
>bald Steven
inb4 Steven After Not Surviving
>>85729577
Watch a live stream like us euros
They should be uploading the entire episode soon
>>85729527
HERE COMES A THOUGHT IS COMING
>>85728189
A REFUGEE FROM AN INTERSTELLAR WAR
>>85729653
Don't bring back those memories
>LET'S DAN!
What did Stevonnie mean by this?
>>85729577
Call them up and ask to disconnect your cable. Make sure you mention that it's because they dropped the channels.
Either they fall over themselves to give you the channels back, or you drop it and get a better provider. Win/win.
In the meantime, just watch theshitstreams.
>>85729577
strange, I though CN was part of every basic cable
>>85729527FUCK YOU, SUGAR! HOW DARE YOU FUCK AROUND WITH SUCH A PURE SHIP!Actually this is a good thing. Every ship needs a disagreement episode.
>>85729501
people do their own thing man. i have a friend who dated his girlfriend for 12 years before they decided to get married.
meanwhile, my parents decided to get married after only 3 months of dating.
if they're okay with where they're at, then that's fine. it's not like it's hurting anything i care about.
>>85728277
"Will you keep getting taller?"
>>85729622
relevant
>>85729594
They live together. Which makes me wonder even more why they don't just tie the knot. Becky has been wearing a ring recently, but I guess it's just a promise ring...? 'Tis a mystery.
>>85729527
>it's a crying episode
>>85729527
>https://extraimago.com/images/2016/08/24/wE4g.jpg
Really channeling young Greg here
>>85729669
I WANT TO INSPIRE YOU
>>85729716
Those are the best ones.
>>85729622Steven gets cancer and loses his hair
Steven After Not Surviving
SANS
I don't believe it. They actually did it, the madmen!
>>85729705
>don't just tie the knot
You're making it sound like marriage is an easy thought to handle
Every relationship always hits a point of disinterest, pretty sure Garnet is gonna recount a time that Ruby and Sapphire experienced it, and how they got through it.
I don't know how I feel about Garnet pushing them to fuse so much.Connie is obviously out of it but Garnet doesn't give a shit. She just wants to see her foster son fuse, like a gay parent motivating her kid to be gay.
>mfw they haven't spoiled the biggest part of the episode where shit gets real.
Why the fuck do they post just 2 minutes plus mere screenshots from the rest?Oh right, leakfags are attention whores.
Its a pretty sudden jump from playful banter and having fun to "20 years of marriage and boredom"
I'm not sure if I should call the writing shit or not.
>>85729721
I'VE GOT THE BUCKS
>>85729744
Garnet didn't push them, they don't have to fuse if they don't want to.
>>85729622
>Steven gets Cancer
So at what point is the anime scene?
>>85729778
That's all that gets put up on the servers. Sometimes the full episodes are put up, but so far, I don't think Mindful Education is fully uploaded yet.
>>85729623
>>85729655
What are the best sites for it? I have a bad habit of googling shit and it throwing away all the good sites and giving me all the add loaded, 240p laggy streams that crash every two seconds
>>85729691
I guess cable one thinks it's above showing cartoons or shitty reality showsthat I love, one day I felt like watching some shit but I come to realize that CN, Nick, Comedy Central, Spike TV, and I think the Disney channel were all gone
>>85729780
AND WE'LL ALWAYS SAVE THE DAY
Oh my fuck, this episode is about the time Rebecca and Ian almost broke-up during their college years. At least, they could have, Ruby and Sapphire are them after all.
>>85729778
Don't post if you have no idea what you're talking about, idiot.
>>85729778
Are you this retarded, anon? That's what the CN server does.
>>85729779
or it could be something else>yfw she has to move away
>>85729778
that's not how the CAREID leaks work.
We've always found the 2 minute previews + screenshots and certain time points since January or so.
Though it's always safe to assume the furry cocksucker is hiding the full episodes.
>>85729779
You are reading WAY too much into it. People can have days were they are just in bad moods.Especially when Connie is on the rag.
>>85729622
when did Steven become a James Bond villain?
Connie is just on her period. People are overreacting.
>>85729801
LIFE AND DEATH AND LOVE AND BIRTH
Man. Finally caught up with the show. Taking a month long break from the internet just when the summer of Steven was starting was NOT a good idea.
Can we discuss spoilers here or is this out of the question?
>>85729801
there's only 1 or 2 decent streams that'll pop up tomorrow when it's closer to airtime
>>85729778
no.
the 2-minute preview is the part of the VOD that is available without a subscription.
the images are part of the preview (e.g., if you mouseover the movie, it transitions between each of these images in sequence)
it has nothing to do with leakers or full episodes, and everything to do with how CN prepares VOD files for distribution.
>>85729790
>You don't have to be gay if you don't want to.
>Just be aware that I will pay more attention to you and generally love you more if you are gay.
Any idea if the full episode will get leaked today? Or will it be tomorrow at 1, like usual.
>>85728281
I just want the show to end already. I lost my enthusiasm for it a while ago. I only really watch it now just for the sake of watching a cartoon with a semblance of a story. I think it needs to get a move on.
>>85729828
Just use the ctrl+s my friend.
>>85729801
check sug.rocks (where leakbot is), there's links to some streams
>>85729796
A japanese animator contributed to some scenes, but that doesn't mean he went full anime style.
Here Comes a Thought is Sapphire's song about her fear of her and Ruby's relationship coming to an end
>>85729801
http://taima.tv/r/SUG
>>85729828
just remember tospoiler tageverything so as not to upset the normies.
so..what is the reason that connie is distracted/upset with steven? is it steven playing around with smokey quartz?
HOLO PEARL CAN FUSE
>Hyped for the contextless screenshots to make sense
>Gotta wait till tomorrow
>>85729851
Show should have ended properly on a weekly schedule with no hiatuses at the start of this year.
>>85729742I'm not sure that's it. But all we have seen is that Connie is unhappy with something. What that may be and how Garnet is helping with that seems unclear to me.
I doubt Connie is just losing interest after just having a huge success in fighting Jasper.
>>85729807
>>85729818
ormaybe her parents are going through a rough patch.
>>85729818
>>85729824
But if Steven's spit healed Connie's eyesight, wouldn't they just have to share a drink or something and she's never have a period?
>>85729622
ONE PUNCH STEVEN WHEN
>>85729828
Except for the new leaked screenshots and 2 minute clip for tomorrow's episode, nothing needs to be spoilered. So what do you want to discuss anon?
>>85729871Sometimes someone is pissed for no reasonThat or she's moving away and she's pissed about having to leave Steven, even though that's not a real issue with Lion existing.
>>85729872
I want proof.
>>85729861
I can hope.
>>85729868I actually had that idea a day or two ago.
Imagine, it's a normal scene. Then suddenly Garnet unfuses randomly and one of the midget lesbians just walks off, while the other stands there crying. Not sure who would who though.
CONNIE IS TIRED OF BEING RAPED
>>85729868I swear to god if they somehow find a way for it to be a reversal.
>>85728281
I want one of the Crystal Gems to be shattered. It'll really give the show some pathos.
>>85729884
I don't think you understand what a period is. Maybe that's the joke.
>>85729868
To continue this, she saw their rleationship end through her future vision, so she assumes that its gonna happen no matter what.
>>85729900
Just watch the leeks
>>85729778
Leakfags are indeed attention whores, but supposedly the 2 minutes and the screenshots have nothing to do with that.
>>85729918
Uh, yeah. Totally. A joke. Haha.
>>85729922
But isn't Rubies denial of future vision what started the relationship in the first place? I can't see the power couple ending in that way
The pink diamond of the colosseum is broken.
>>85729939Once a month a female's uterus is primed to be fertilized. But if that fertilization doesn't occur the uterus flushes out the egg and the lining of the uterus to start again next month.
Connies parents are going through a divorce and she is depressed because she wonders if that will happen to her and steven
>>85729389
I was only partly kidding.
>>85729527
I am not spoiling myself, but I am excited.
>>85729669
HE LEFT HIS FAMILY BEHIND...
>Rebecca says in the interview she wants to bring across the message that you don't need a relationship to love yourself
>Post yfw they're going to deconstruct the universally positive portrayal of fusion from now on
>>85728877
Where does that answer come from? Is it official?
>>85729960
>>85729960
>no new damage after "Steven vs. Amy"
what the hell, show
>>85729960
>Rose, the war is over. Why are you breaking every symbol of Peak Diamond.
>You just don't get it, Pearl. It's SYMBOLIC!
>People still think that Here Comes a Thought isn't going to be a trade off between Ruby/Sapphire and Steven/Connie ending in Garnet/Stevonnie.
>>85729972
>>85729939
Periods are a normal bodily function. They are not to be fixed.
He could potentially fix some of the negative impacts like cramps and maybe hormonal imbalance, though.
>>85729982
Steven licked the arena.
>>85729982
There is the hole on the right.
>>85729982
are you blind?
>>85729501
Would you cringe or aww if Becky and Ian ended up naming their love child Garnet (since they see themselves as Ruby and Sapphire respectively)
>>85729900
I fucking LOVE Lauren Zuke
FUCK YOU
>>85729960
Everybody noticed it
>>85729972
As if the loose concept Garnet described wasn't being lied about as of late.
>>85728130
>>85730019
I would aww at the thought behind it, but I don't know about how I feel about how it sounds as a name. It's alright.
>>85728055
>somebody else posted it
thanks for covering the night shift
>>85729872
It's not fusion. It's getting rid of two holograms and replacing it with one big hologram.
You might as well be saying the holograms from Star Trek can make babies because you simulated a human birth.
>>85730011
>>85729960
>>85729982
>>85728216
missed a few spots when removing the background
>>85729966
I guess what I meant was that her eyesight didn't just heal for a bit and went right back, it stayed healed. >>85730005 said it better than me, like it wouldn't totally stop the period but all the stuff that falls out wouldn't fall out and just stay fresh and healed even after going without fertilization
Yeah first it was a joke but now I'm thinking about it way too hard
>>85730062
>clouds in the same places
lazy
>>85730022
>hollow
>>85730089
Literally no one who matters cares.
>>85730114
>no one cares so it's okay
The words of someone with no standards.
What Steven Universe merchandise do you own? Official and otherwise.
What SU merchandise would you like to see?
>>85730062
>>85730089
>>85730114
>>85730134
Maybe it's time locked?
>>85730134
>a half second scene is reused
>ruined forever
Autism is not a standard
>>85729870
Why does the layout only have the options to hide the video and only show the chat? That's kinda fuckin' dumb
>>85730156
I would like to see figurines of the big fusions.
>>85730156
>What SU merchandise would you like to see?
Steven stuffed toy
Steven hand sanitizer
Steven band-aids
Steven toothbrush
>>85730156
I own some of the mystery minis.
I want to see some actually passable plushes and figuresand hope against hope for figmas.
>>85730056
Please stop I dont need your explanation
Fuck off thanks
>>85730179
>autism is not a standard
Where do you think you are?
P O I L
O
I
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>>85730089
>>85730114
>>85730134
>"time to check the SU pre show"
>watch video
>pause on ruins zoom
>pull up season 1 picture of ruins
>"I got the fucking faggots again"
>"they'll never know what hit them"
>>85730212
P A I L U
A
I
L
U
>>85730208
A place where autism is TOLERATED.
>>85730212
poke a poel
>>85730156
Good looking figurines.
Not this funko shit.
I could have sworn some company was tweeted saying they'd make SU plushes though.
>>85730234
PILOT
I
L
O
T
>>85730221
kek
>>85730235
but not encouraged
>>85729780
AND YOU'VE GOT THE LOOKS. LET'S MAKE LOTS OF MONEY!
>>85730156
I don't have anything official, but a Peridot mug with "IS THIS A WEAPON" with her pointing to a coffee mug and a P-dot pin as well.I'm actually amazed I bought this, because I rarely buy any merchandise
>>85730156
I have all the Hot Topic necklaces, the HT Pearl dress, all the Funko Pops, the 2 Rose mystery figures, Lapis mystery mini.
I have some unofficial pins and jewelry too.
>>85730255
I'd love to support the show through merchandise but most of the stuff they've made so far looks like crap. The mini figurines are okay and the backpack is cute, but the rest is awful like these Steven plushes. I've seen fan-made plushes that look 100 times better than this garbage.
>>85730302
whered u get it
>>85730156
I got a nice star shirt but it's a little tight around the collar
>What SU merchandise would you like to see?
Garnet's gauntlets made like those hulk fists
>>85730200
damn i really want some of these. has anyone in canada seen them?
>>85730278
For the most part, yes, that's what I was getting at.
>>85730257
P E R L I T A
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A
>>85730156
I'd like a Jasper figure. Default form, flattering likeness. No monkey's paw bullshit where it's hercorruptedstate, or based on a badly storyboarded appearance, no little chibi deformed munchkin figures.
>>85729614
dfq
>>85730344
B E A R L
E
A
R
L
>>85730156
I rarely buy merch for anything. I bought this and it was the first time in a long time.It's become my signature Pokemon among me and my friends.
http://www.pokemoncenter.com/plush/shiny-mega-gardevoir-pok%C3%A9-plush-%28large-size%29---9-quot%3B-701-00156
>>85730377
>Gardevoir
Good taste my friend
Ok. All caught up now. Bismuth is missing from the Megas folder though.
Man. This show keeps yanking the rag from under my feet. Whenever I think I understand the rules they just throw a twist that changes everything. I gotta admit it's been a while since a show could surprise me in a genuinely good way like that.
When Amy went on a mission with Steven and Peridot I was certain it would end up with an Amedot fusion. And then Smokey Quartz happens and just like that, possibilities are now infinite.
It was pretty genius to. What I want to know then is how is this going to impact the ships. Because since Smokey happened, no matter whether Peri now fuses with Amy, Lapis or even Steven first, we can't really make guesses based on that alone. That was one hell of a table flip.
I so don't want SU to pull on Avdenture Time on us and keep dangling an awesome ship in front of us in this nebulous "kinda, sorta, maybe, not really" place indefinitely. I hope they will actually commit. I can't even begin to guess at how it will actually go down now though, these people have shown that they are not going to conform to my expectations.
>>85730156
This action figurines are pretty great
>>85730428
I can't tell what I'm looking at here
>>85730375
P É R O L A
É
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How long till the full episode is in our hands?
>>85730318
Dutch Comic Con earlier this year, but lucky for you I kept a contact card from these people who sold it there.
facebook / Indoujinshi
>>85730468
20 more minutes
>>85730468
within the hour if I had to guess
>>85730413
>inb4 no ships will ever become canon
It would be pretty weak if Ruby and Sapphire were the only gems with romantic intentions towards each other though, it seems like it would undermine the Crystal Gems' cause for them to be a very rare exception among gems
>>85730480
my bad, i meant 20 hours
>>85730480
>No tripcode
Nice try faggot
>have to hire Japs to do competent fight scenes
>outsource pencil slaves to Korea
Western animation is dead. If East Asia got wiped out cartoons as we know them across the globe would end.
Ruby and Sapphire want to be together because they love each other
while Jasper and Lapis hated each other but still wanted to be together because they thought they needed each other
>>85729974
It's official
http://www.thewrap.com/steven-universe-creator-rebecca-sugar-talks-lgbt-themes-teases-season-3/
>>85730500
I can't believe they were trying to pretend to be me.
2 more minutes.
I know the real dingo is here. Now tell me furry, where is the episode?
Will this be the first Stevonnie episode where Stevonnie isn't an intolerable cunt?
>>85730156
I just have a SU art pouch and some stickers from redbubble, but I'd really like decent action/posable figures of Jasper and Garnet
>>85730541
Up your butt.
>>85730513
>cartoons as we know them across the globe would end
>implying this isn't a good thing
>>85730548
YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH ME
>>85730548
>Kevin shows up
>asks her to dance
>Stevonnie goes fucking nuclear
>>85730513
If they were ever forced to animate in the west, animators would finally be able to get reasonable working conditions through unions. The way many animators are treated in Japan/SK is appalling and I wish more was being done about it.
Sometimes I wonder if showrunners think about that sort of thing, or if they choose to ignore it instead.
>>85730579
Shut up, Kevin
>>85730566
>implying this isn't a good thing
Actually I didn't imply that, but please continue with your plans to destroy East Asia.
>>85730611
>>85730589
But that's literally the only reason Japan and Korea became such regional economic powers. If they had unions then they wouldn't have jobs.
>>85730577
>YOU ARE SO OBSESSED WITH ME THAT YOU ARE IGNORING MY POST!
>>85730659
>if stevonnie wasn't actually really obsessed with kevin they'd suck his dick on the spot instead of ignoring him
>>85730577
>STOP EYE RAPING ME
I discovered the reason Connie was so down.
shesaw this happening.[\spoiler]
>>85730639
I know, it goes deeper than just animation. It's an issue with their society as whole, everybody is always trying to be in the top .0000001%. It's sad how much they force themselves to work and the effects it has on their minds and bodies, but they won't change anything because it would be seen as shameful.
>>85730517
>Jasper is very different than Peridot and Lapis. Unlike them, she has a deep hate for herself because of her origins on Earth. She is determined to never be weak or vulnerable. So at the point when she’s the lowest, there’s no way she’d ever accept help, because she believes she doesn’t deserve it.
> I want to tell them they do not need a relationship to know they can be loved! You will know you can be loved if you already love yourself.
Jasperdemptiom confirmed.
>>85730639
Nigga what? You think the Korean and Japanese economies are what the are because of Animes?
Yeah, couldn't be the massive electronics and auto exports.
>>85730611
>>85730622
>>85730687
>if Stevonnie wasn't obsessed with Kevin then he would suck Stevonnie's dick
FTFYF
>>85730706
>Japan and Korean auto industries have strong unions
>>85730706
shhhh no the global economy relies on entertainment exports.
>>85730699
>everybody is always trying to be in the top .0000001%.
Good. Sounds like American Exceptionalism.
Leak when?
>>85730698
>Hey steven, come check this out!
>>85730699
>It's an issue with their society as whole, everybody is always trying to be in the top .0000001%
>everyone actually tries to be good at what they do
>an issue with their society
really makes you think
>>85730700
Isn't it was confirmed from her very first appearance?
What happened with Stevonnie
She/he (i dont know what the fuck is that thing) was better when Steven and Connie fused for the first time,but now its ugly as fuck
>>85730793
There's a difference at trying to be good at what you do, and working yourself into suicide or a heart attack from stress.
I don't see the point in working so hard to have money and "success" if it saps all of your joy and pushes you to jump off of a bridge.
>>85730513
This is totally just my opinion and I could be totally wrong, but I think it usually depends on the art style that can hinder the quality of a fight scene, I think more simplistic styles can really only stick with simple animations (with those few exceptions), but a more complicated art style can get more in depth with their action. I'll try to use examples like these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7FBm-Y24_A
Probably one of my favorite scenes in the entire show, yet the fight animation seems really cartoony and stiff like how they punch once, stay still for a second, then throw a second punch of a goofy looking kick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtHgkSN1Alo
While something like this has complicated animation and it flows almost like water where characters are always moving and there's dust flying and has animation to show that the hits really mean something
I know I'm basically comparing apples to oranges but like I said, this is all just my opinion
>>85728281
I hate you
Its gonna be revealed that Connie's parents are getting a divorce, and that's why she's so angry.
>>85730831
Diff story boarders draw characters different. How do you folks not realize this. It's why pearl looks like dogshit 1/4 the time.
>>85730831
>It's another "anon gets triggered if a character doesn't please his willy" episode
Will gem harvest air in 2 weeks?
Will Peridot make her next appearence
Ahh fucking confirm it someone
>>85730858
Seriously though, does anybody know why Connie is so pissy in the leak? I couldn't make out anything from the screenshots.
Why is Connie so upset and cold to Steven now?
Are her parents getting divorced?
>>85730885
It seems like she doesn't stay pissed for long, but it could be anything. I don't think she's pissed at Steven though.
BEST SHIP
BEST SHIP
BEST SHIP
BEST SHIP
BEST SHIP
BEST SHIP
BEST SHIP
>>85730873
>smoky quartz
>>85730840
I exist on the other side of the spectrum and have no motivation to do anything. I'd rather leave something behind through hard work that saps my life of all joy, than do nothing.
If you take both mindsets to their most extreme point they both lead to depression and problems, but at least one leaves something behind.
>>85730885
No clues in the 2min preview. She's just sour.
>>85730885
this. i am curious to know the real reason also.
>>85730885SHE'S ON THE RAGBUT DON'T TELL HER THAT. PEOPLE HATE IT WHEN YOU TRY TO INVALIDATE THEIR EMOTIONS WITH EXPLANATIONS.
>>85730897
It's gonna be something dumb like she got a bad grade.
>>85730902
This is the best piece of Lapis/Peridot fanart I've ever seen. Fucking bravo.
>>85730942
wow thanks
>>85730938
holy crap, this. why didn't we see it before?
let's give her Pearl Points so she feels better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYoNLEICtjc
Let's Dan...
>>85730517
Thanks.
>>85730579
stevonnie in this pose. drawfags pls
>>85730885
Start of school perhaps. School means no more magical adventures.
>>85730902
>>85730942
What the hell is going on with the way Peridot is holding the gun? Pull trigger with pinky? The thumb is on the bottom of the grip
>>85730902
I like how they make a call back to the drill Peri picked up.
>>85731027
>she saw it on one of her japanese animes
>>85730513
What? Porigoshi has been a fan of SU for a while. Sucrose and Ian probably just reached out to him and asked if he wanted to collaborate. This is more of a friendship thing than a desperate need for "muh anime scenes"
>>85731008
She's acting just like my friends wife when she found out her parents were getting divorced. Cold, disconnected, pretty vague about her feelings.
>>85728519
year long hiatus
>>85731052
They jumped on an opportunity to have a competent fight scene done by a true animator.
>>85731058
You joke but...
>>85730845
Stick figure fighting animated videos on YouTube show that even with very simple character designs fight scenes can be really engaging and dynamic when the animators know good pacing and how to overexagerate body movements/stretch body parts
>>85730902
>>85730991
Sauce?
>>85730885
maybe because steve fused with someone else
>>85731072
What does that mean?
>>85730517
>Garnet is in charge, and Pearl likes to feel like she’s in charge.
Savage.
>>85730903
SQ did please my willy, she please it allright
LET ME CUM INSIDE YOU GRAYSON
>>85731111
Checked.
She holds the power drill like she holds the gun, pinky on the trigger.
>>85731110
No, its a pretty sudden jump from how she was in Buddy's Book. Something must have happened at home.
>>85730513
>>85728165
Is this the first time he's animating for SU? For some reason I have a feeling he's done it before but it's just a guess.
>>85731131
Brutal.
post endgamefriendships
I want jasper to.take out that monster cock and slap.it on my face, smacking my cheek.with that fat.meat before forcing it down my throat, grabbing.the.back.of.my head and thrusting hips hips.forwards, her balls.slapping.my chin.
Then I want her to pull out and shoot a.thick load all over my face
Is that gay?
>>85731024
This seems like the most logical answer, I don't think they would put in something as serious as divorce or anything to be the problem.
Then again I didn't think Sapphire and Ruby's relationship was gonna be romantic in any way, then I saw Jail Break.
>>85731110
That...would actually be really interesting way to go. Connie sees fusion as more romantic, Steven fused with Amethyst several times now, probably been talking nonstop about it. Connie feels betrayed/cheated in a way, maybe she even realizes its irrational but cant help but feel it.
>>85731157
Anybody got episodes of Eric Andre online? I can't get hulu because im a greedy fuck
Who is the Temple for? We know gems have/had goddesses. Was Rose the leader of a religious cult rather than a true rebellion?
>>85731144if her parents are getting divorced that's really sad
>>85731163
>It's a Connie gets cucked episode
>>85731157
Uhhh.
I don't understand.
>>85731195
The gems made it themselves knucklehead.
>>85731144
>>85731197
>armstrong was discovered as Dr. Maheswarans' secret lover
>>85731085
Yeah but I think stick figure fighting is so simple that it can kinda allow the use of dynamic movement and pacing because the story is bare minimum and a stick figure seems like it would be way easier to animate than an actual character, and where a stick figure animator can take as long as they want to perfect and adjust the movement, animators on a cartoon are kinda on a time frame
>>85731225
Post the picture
Just a reminder that Poels are meant for bully
>>85731086
>Facebook:
/manocreativarte
>>85731217
https://youtu.be/4Xsy3qhTO04
>>85731231
though I wouldn't mind to see that battle at the strawberry battlefield go a little bit like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFioleqDBlM
>>85731244
he doesn't have it handy.
>>85729209
>Gem most likely to become a pop star?
literally Garnet
>Gem most likely to become an athlete?
Amethyst
>Gem most likely to be a police officer?
Peridot & Pearl buddy cop film when???
>Gem most likely to be a radical environmental advocate/eco-terrorist?
Sapphire
>Gem most likely to be an emo?
Centipeedle
>Gem most likely to be a bully in high school?
Jasper, Amethyst, and Ruby as the greasers from Catdog
>Gem most likely to be a cheerleader?
Sapphire
>Gem most likely to be a jock?
Bismuth
>Gem most likely to become pregnant as a teen?
Lapis
>Gem most likely to be a single mother?
>
>Gem most likely to be a drug addict?
Jasper
>Gem most likely to have a mid life crisis?
Jasper
>Gem most likely to commit murder?
Pearl
>Gem most likely to become a criminal kingpin?
Garnet
>Gem most likely to support and lead a genocide?Rose
>Gem most likely to lay an egg?
I know you want me to say Pearl, but Peridot's got this one
>pic related
>Gem most likely to run away and join a circus?
Amethyst has basically already done this
>Gem most likely to become a ranch-hand?
Peridot
>Gem most likely to win a rodeo?
Lapis
>Gem most likely to become an alcoholic?
PEARL
>Gem most likely to commit bestiality?
Jasper
/freaks/ have gone full emo ever since the reveal about Jasper's character. When are we gonna get some art with Jasper in full emo get up, wearing heavy amounts of eyeshadow, and cutting herself?
>>85731263
I don't get it.
>>85730428
Is that glue all over that rock
>>85731263
Is it supposed to be lolsorandum?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSooYPG-5Rg
What you listenin too /sug/?
>>85731231
That's actually what I really liked aboutHomestuck's fight sequences, they were really simplistic to produce so they could be as fast paced and complicated as need be. Some of the only action scenes that have viscerally excited me, surprisingly.
>>85731231
I think SU fight scenes COULD look a lot better if the characters weren't so stiff all the time. There needs to be a lot of flow and movement for a fight scene to look good, but making things super fluid takes more effort and also probably costs more to animate. The character designs don't really have anything to do with it, just how rigid the characters always are/how there's rarely any bounce to their bodies or weight to their movements/how slow they tend to move or how often they tend to stand still when they're fighting
>>85731346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zagM1Memfw
Was listening to it last night too, when we got the news about Jasper.
>>85731346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGlk7A2SvUI
So what extra body part would a Steven+Jasper or Jasper+Amethyst fusion have?
>>85728130
>>85728216
>>85730068
>>85728256
>>85730034
Cut this shit out. It's not funny and never will be.
>>85731346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7z1aF2uL8o
>>85731377
>news about jasper
what news?
>>85731346
WITNESSEDSee you in a day or two.
>>85731293
that's lapis
jasper is more of a depressive metal head
>>85731346
https://soundcloud.com/coldssss/american-gem
>>85731400
I for one, hate the next president of the US, but Gems wearing hats that they'd be ideologically opposed to is still incongruous enough to be funny.
>>85731223
I didn't ask who made it ya ding dong. Temples are places of religious worship. Who or what were they worshipping? The concept of fusion, maybe?
>>85731306
>>85731335
>not reveling in Eric Andre's patrician humor
fucking plebs
https://youtu.be/rQJVsuqJ5xQ
>>85731244
>>85731281
>>85731409
I guess it's not so much news, as confirmation by Rebecca.
It was just really sad the way she put it, about the self hate and needing to be strong and all.
>>85731409
That she hates herself and is suicidal
Y'all realize that the reason why Connie is upset in the new leaked clip is because she's probably moving again, right?
>>85731446
Except it's not. It's a blatant /pol/-tier meme that adds nothing to the thread and I'm sick of seeing it day in and day out.
Also,
>next president
>>85731453
>i don't get it
>IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I SAY SO
>>85731453
The other one, with thesigned vibrator arm.
>>85731346
>>85731377
Kubo was great, Regina Spektor is great.
Not listening right now, but last song on my run: https://youtu.be/EaCxKX36Z4g (The Gospel Truth - Clarence Clarity)
>>85731371
Oh fuck, I meant to put in how it might take a lot more effort and money, but yeah that's pretty much the point I was trying to make, so maybe with this guest animator he should know what he's doing in terms of fluidity. I haven't really seen much of what he does because I've never really paid attention to names when it comes to animation in cartoons n stuff but from the one gif I saw it looks pretty solid
>>85731409
http://www.thewrap.com/steven-universe-creator-rebecca-sugar-talks-lgbt-themes-teases-season-3/
At a certain part in the recent interview Sugar talks about why Jasper didn't accept help when she was corrupting.
>>85731346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McFvAevSx6w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvHVDvPgBQc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwER6hyh1Kc
Pretty much the whole soundtrack. I miss the fast pace of 4 and For Answer.
>>85731475
No, you just don't get it cuz ur an uncultured plebeian
Go hold some stuff u fucking pearl
>>85731409
Confirmation that Jasper is fukken ded
>>85731519
Jesus christ i still find that depressing that, that might be how they'll keep her bubbled.
>>85731475
Well, it is funny because he says so. Everyone has their own heuristic for determining what is and isn't funny, and none is more valid than the others. That said, yours is shit and you should be ashamed of yourself.
>>85731377
Time to post Jasper songs:
https://youtu.be/Hh-0y8Qe0Sw
>>85731542
This may surprise you, but actually YOU are the one who is [insert negative word here] for not exactly sharing my likes and interests. I know, it's a shocker.
>>85730325
Genuinely funny but What's that green thing in the middle
>>85731346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOrXKiSy8ZY
>inb4 edgelord
What can I say? I like the tune
>>85731561
>>85731542
>it's a STOP NOT LIKING WHAT I LIKE episode
>>85731562
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPVeEc3Z1-8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsSlXk0lA5g
>>85731608
I don't want a troglodyte like you sharing my tastes, but thanks for offering
I'm excited to see a fight scene actually NOT SUCK in tonight's episode. Still hate Stevonnie, but I'll tolerate her if we get to watch some god tier animation.
>>85731642
Are you finished baiting, can we reenter the thread?
I want to do incredibly lewd things to Pearl.
>>85731570
>>85731608
>mfw filthy mantlegems don't know their place
>>85731346
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JjT0p2z4hGg
>>85730700
>Jasper will be redeemed as a gigantic weenie that thinks it's okay to fail to accomplish your lifelong dreams
>"Thank you rose quartz I finally see the beauty of earth, nothing seems to matter now"
>"I must return homeworld needs me"
>jasper died on the way back to homeworld
>>85731562
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuQLJ1YaiZ8
>>85731608
Do we really need to label Pearl that way? Just call her incompetent
>>85731684
Don't we all?
>>85731551
It made me consider if jasper's issues make a healing/redemption arc more or less likely.
Like, if someone is living with depression and is intentionally putting themselves through pain/ killing themselves are you supposed to FORCE them to get help or are you supposed to let them do what they want to do because it's THEIR life and they have every right to punish themselves if they want to? If neither choices are ideal then what message would Rebecca choose to push?
>>85731608
>LEGG MASON
Leggy confirmed for corporative mastermind playing fool and hiding in a plain sight
>>85731709
>being triggered by memes
>>85731685
>SUfags refusing to accept that other people don't like their favorite show
>>85731709
YES.
SHe IS ONE OF THE GAYS.
>>85731670
You can do whatever you want. Like have bad taste.
So what kind of weapon do you think each Diamond has?
I think Blue would have something like a chakram.
>>85731562
https://youtu.be/5NRvLH-6H1Y
>>85731730
not the other anon but
>ITSJOKE
>>85731709
You're right. Incompetent homosexual is redundant, we can really just use one or the other.
>>85731730
>I was merely pretending to be retarded
What do you think now, /sug/?
http://www.strawpoll.me/11066600/
http://www.strawpoll.me/11066600/
http://www.strawpoll.me/11066600/
http://www.strawpoll.me/11066600/
>>85731730
>Being mean to retarded manchild who watches kids show
I cant help being retarded, but at least you can choose to be kind or a meanie
>>85731346
https://youtu.be/NqWcpEZ3GY0
>>85731759
I like to think that the Diamonds have some kind of power that puts them on another level than the rest of the gems.
>>85731684
I want Pearl to notice me as more than just a silly little human, but she never will because that's all I am...
>>85731759
infinite pearls
pearls are actually diamond spawn
>>85731757
Lolsorandom is humor as much as a jump scare is horror. It just panders to the lowest common denominator. It's the opposite of patrician humor.
>>85731684
Like what.I just want to hold hands with her
>>85731830Pearl isn't real
>>85728165
If anything, I feel like that should help with the consistency of the art. Here's hoping.
>>85731822
Maybe a sound. A song?
>>85731798
>makes joke
>"WHAT ARE YOU RETARDED"
>"its joke"
>"""I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE LE rETARDED<<<<<<"""
stop this meme
>>85731562
we posting sad songs now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcPUjEsr3d8
>>85731759
I want a gem with kegel balls as weapons
>>85731400
funny as fuck tbqh famalamadingdong
>>85731844
>No matter how hard you work in life you will never even be a thought in Pearls mind because she isn't even real
Yeah thanks for reminding me
I think I'm gay for Earl and Bob.
>>85731842
>Her hands are cold and hard
>if you're too rough you could cut yourself
>pearl is literally and figuratively edgy around humans
>>85731346
I apologize for nothing.
>>85731834
>stop being so elitist, my elitism proves your elitism wrong
Funny things are funny, anon. Most "random"/"surreal" humor isn't funny, some is.
>>85731834
It's okay not to get the joke, anon. Not everything you don't understand is nonsense. What's not ok is complaining about comedic chauvinism and then engaging in it yourself.
>>85728281
Lapis and Peridot add nothing to the show now and everything would be just as good if they disappeared and new Homeworld gems were introduced.
>>85731895
And I forgot the link...
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_iNjBsfqsY
>>85731709
Pearl is gay but not incompetent. But it's a funny meme so who cares.
>>85731898
And Eric Andre's surreal humor isn't. And I'm not being elitist. You are the one calling people plebians and troglodytes.
Draw requests?
>Steven fuses with Connie to form Stevonnie
>Stevonnie fuses with X to form Y
>Steven breaks fusion Y apart
Would it be possible for Connie to remain fused with X, forming Z?
>>85728281
>zuke done did lapis wrong
>unpopular SU opinion
Idk about the rest of the fandom, but that's a very popular /sug/ opinion.
>>85731921
do we really need to label a fictional character this way? Your comments don't exist in a vacuum you know, somehow you're demeaning real homosexuals.
Your memes are causing real serious damage!
wait, didn't connie say she moves around a lot?
in the first 2 minutes, it was shown she's depressed
what if she got the news she has to move?
>>85731914
The only sin of 2.5 Remix was not remastering more BbS tracks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwOrv8CQuU8
>>85731923
No, that's me. He's a different guy. Pray tell, though, what surrealism do you find funny?
>>85731931
that's adorbslapidot
>>85731904
I'm not being Chauvanistic, I'm just saying lolsorandom is a poor excuse of humor. It's "you know what would be funny? If this happened
>>85731931
Sapphire under a box
>>85731931
Centipeedle, Sapphire and Eyeball make their own "Cyclops club"
>>85731931
Role reversal of Alone Together, Stevonnie macking on an uninterested Kevin.
But if you add dialogue don't make Stevonnie an asshole who hates everyone like Kevin is. Kevin is still the asshole and Stevonnie still appreciates everyone. Stevonnie just wants to get some and Kevin just wants Stevonnie to bug off.
>>85731160
same..
>>85731931
can you draw a cute opal? pls
>>85731931
>>85731973
SHOTS FIREDi second that request
>>85731869
What episode is this from again? I feel like I missed it but I keep seeing images of Lapis in a baseball outfit
>>85731907
Lapis I agree with, but I think all Paridot needs to do is get her attachments back, right now now she's just a stumpy little dwarf who can't really do shit but with her attachments she was practically on par with the other gems
>>85732010
Hit The Diamond
>>85731982
If you think that's what the joke of that sketch is, then you don't understand it. But even if that were the case, you would still exactly be a chauvinist for what you just said.
>>85731931
Stevonnie doing lewd things to Kevin
>>85729268
The only rooms that we know, always exist, are the heart room and the bubble/lava pool room.
Everything else is hammerspace.
>>85731931
Alexandrite roleplaying the whole husband/wife thing with Greg.
>Immortal rocks that happen to look female, usually (bismuth)
>immortal rocks with no direct participation in reproduction
>Immortal rocks whose only innate drive is to serve their purpose, explicitly or abstractly (thousands of years later and pearl is still being a pearl)
>having sexual orientation
The only reason rose fell for greg was because she wanted to experience creating life.
Gems already know what it's like to shoot some goo into another entity and get more beings out of it after an incubation peridot so she had no interest in the ladies
>>85731446
Gems are intrinsically anti-populist?
>>85731964
Agreed, and one of the remastered tracks isn't even on the soundtrack.
But be warned, it's made of pure evil.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVGiK8SMxpo
>>85732034
I prefer Smoky trying to molest Kevin. While he is panicking and uncomfortable.
>>85732040
It's all pockets of space, outside the space around the temple itself. So like you said, hammerspace, like the Tardis.
>>85729888
trips confirm
>>85731931
Stevonnie beating up Kevin
>>85732010
But peridot's redemption is reliant on her being completely powerless and forced to accept earth life
>someone with a gun wants to kill you
>take away their gun
>remain on okay turns
and you give them their gun back, when?
>>85732059
Yes the Gems would definitely care about which rich manipulator keeps the plebs in order so we can all pretend to live in civilization
>>85730517
The Wrap seems like a cringey site but it's nice to get some insight on Jasper.
>>85732103
>and you give them their gun back, when?
when they join your team of monster hunters?
>>85732105
They don't care since he will die some years later, just like every other human.
>>85731983
:P
i reallylikeZuke
>>85732059
the gems would be opposed to any and all US politicians since it's a class-biased oligarchy propped up by lobbyists that focuses entirely around taking choice away from people for their own good and the benefit of the elite's desire for expansion and increased wealth
i mean if it actually affected them
if humans were immortal gems would have some beef
>>85731982
>>85729527
Why is Garnet socute?
Just a reminder that this is what Connie deserves
>>85732181
I agree with you, Zuke is good!
>>85732105
>Pearl! Pearl! It's the first election in which I'm allowed to vote! Who should I vote for?
>Oh Steven, your country is made up out of millions upon millions of people. I don't think your vote is going to make a difference.
>It's not about that! It's about doing my duty as a citizen of the free world! Amethyst?
>You should vote for the guy with the crazy hair. He's funny!
>Garnet?
>Make America Great Again, Steven.
>>85732103
What is she gonna do, go back to homeworld? Not after she basically spit in YD face, after that I would think to give the gun back for their own protection, it's not like peedee is gonna suddenly switch sides and try to attack the gems again. From what I've seen I think by now she is already on the gems side and really just getting used to earth stuff, so why not give her a gun?
>New episode: Paridot finds a gun
>>85732024
Is it some kind of inside joke? Is the joke "lol we were all dreaming"? Is the joke that Eric Andre shoots people? I don't get it, Care to explain?
Also, you are being a humor marxist by saying all humor is equal.
Full episode download when?
>>85732210
>das buch
>broble
T R A S H M E M E
>>85730156
I have this Jasper pin. Pepe for scale
>>85732202
HEY SHAKE A LEG
>>85730928
thats exactly what i was thinking. embarrassed going in. moody and distracted as fuck with steven. They made a point to say she was going into 7th grade last year, a year most girls get into that. Of course shes gonna have trust issues talking about it, let alone with a boy and a bunch of space rocks.
>>85732181
>>85732223
Enough with the samefagging Zuke.
>>85732210
Is it the Jew nose?
>>85729704
>STEVEN
>AFTER
>NOT
>SURVIVING
>>85732229
>ur being an art marxist for saying that art is subjective
>>85729527
Looks likeit's Connie's time of the month.
>>85730156
I want to see some proper figures. They don't have to be super fancy or anything, I just want a figure where the head isn't giant and with a generic face. I would pay a ton for a good Jasper figure.
>>85732245
ZUKE IS RESPONDING TO HERSELF FOR MEME POINTS AGAINface it, nobody cares enough about you to troll you
>>85732239
IT'S MURDERCOCK
>>85732248
No, not subjective, equal. By you saying the whole "my elitism > your elitism" thing, you are implying that all forms of elitism are equal.
>>85730928
It's either this or her parents are talking about moving again.
>>85732244
That's where our minds went but we both know that's not where they are going with this episode.
>>85732176
>Filename
Wew, thanks lad.
>>85732229
>>85732248
The fuck are you two even talking about by now?
>He thought it was funny
>He thought it was wasn't
>>85732264
Did Zuke actually come here or is it a meme?
>mindful education is a Stevonnie episode
What will she get triggered by this time?
>>85732297
You know exactly what the answer to that question is, Zuke
>>85731842
Jesu Christ anon this is a Christian image board
>>85732311
Connie is already triggered
>>85732264
>>85732297
>>85732312
God, you're just thirsty for attention today, aren't you Zuke?
>>85732311
>steven experiences his first fusion period
>>85730022
fucking beautiful
>>85732297
Way back I believe Zuke even did draw requests on here, cannot confirm though
>>85732182
b-but muh Hilary is gonna save us, muh Trump has the power or desire to reform anything.
New promo from Takafumi Hori
http://porigoshi.tumblr.com/post/149420873384/new-episode-of-steven-universe-this-thursday
>New episode of Steven Universe this Thursday 8/25/16 at 7:00 PM on Cartoon Network!
>Mindful Education!
>Boarded by Colin Howard, Jeff Liu and Rebecca Sugar. I participate as an animator. This is the first collaboration of Steven Crewniverse and studio TRIGGER!
>Rebecca-san, from the bottom of my heart, I’m most grateful to have been given this opportunity. And let me express my heartfelt appreciation to all of the staff!
>>85728079
He probably doesn't even think about it. When you see a stray cat you don't avoid saying he or she if you talk to it. It's a lion, it's the default way to refer to a lion and Steven's a child. Also all gems while they aren't biologically female in the same way humans are, they seem to be biologically female in a way gems are. It's just what they are, like how some alien species in science fiction are an all male race. They don't question it in the genderqueer way tumblr projects onto them.
>>85732333
They are all Zuke?
>inb4 I'm also Zuke
Merchant Anon here, just getting ready for the day.
Oh, and my co-worker and I sold our first set of SU pins last night for 44 bucks.
>>85730156
Let's see...
>Full set of the SU SDCC-exclusive zines by Zuke.
>Steven plush
>Full set of the Funko POPs and the Mystery Minis.
>Carnival Cup
>Star t-shirt (purchased due to co-worker's urge to advertize the Funkos and Mystery Minis).
>>85732341
I remember some of the artists coming to our old Skycow room.
>>85732363
Thats exactly what you would say isn't it... REBECCA!
>>85732352
>it's transitioning to red, implying Connie is on her period
LIES! ALL LIES! THIS IS NOT OFFICIAL!
>>85732297
>>85732312
>>85732333
>>85732363
ITT: Zuke spamming Zukeposts for Zuke points
>>85732333
Perfect trips dictate that Zuke fuck off forever.
>>85732377
You got me, how are you getting these episodes early?
>>85732352
>>85732355
>Green butterfly becoming red
>Connie looking uneasy
>her hand covering her crotch
>>85732355
>Red butterfly
>wearing red dress
>>85730928 CONFIRMED
>>85732352
>>85732355
Fukkin cool.
I guess Connie was the one hurt after all.
Anyone else hope we get guest musicians at some point?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzQvGz6_fvA
>>85729268
Ya I was under the impression there was some tardis stuff going on in the temple, I'm 80% sure the gem rooms aren't entirely real rooms built into the mountain.
>>85732382
Only the REAL Zuke would frame HERSELF
>>85732405
>>85732407
>>85732381
Mother fuck! This happens everytime with women! You try and give them a chance to do something great and suddenly they're on their period and they start acting like self destructive bitches.
>>85732405
>>85732407
If this episode is actually about the journey of female puberty I'm gonna flip my shit.
>>85732427
You can delegitimize everyone's arguments by calling them bait! This is a wonderful thing you just discovered anon!
>>85732427
>opinions that bait my bait are bait, because I don't like bait bating my bait bait bits of bait bait.
God I fucking hate 4chan.
>>85732424
But why would you point that out? Unless you wanted more attention... ZUKE!
>>85732355
wonder why she's so depressed.
I guess the feeling of being a mortal human with immortal gems or some shit .
>>85732453
HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE YOURSELF OF ZUKEING ZUKE!
I'm scared guys, I think I might be Zuke.....
>>85730845
The animation in that Ippo fight isn't even that good. It's full of still frames and shit, but what makes it work is that the way its directed.The SU fight is poorly animated and poorly directed.
>>85732453
Why would you point that out? JUKE!
>>85732478
That's exactly waht Zuke would say... IAN!
>>85731263
Do you also have a link to the bit that inspired the pic of Sardonyx throwing herself into the background while Smoky absentmindedly texts?
>>85732453
well..I guess its better than brad posting
You see I have this idea...
What if we made jokes, but instead of things, we use...
>>85732352
>>85732355
>>85732381
>>85732405
>>85732407
>>85730928
I'm not ready for this.
>>85732466
>>85732478
>>85732480
>>85732500
>>85732505
The Zukes are among us...
ANYBODY WHO IS NOT ZUKE SAY SOMETHING ZUKE WOULD NEVER SAY
>>85732478
Guys... what if I'M ZUKE!
>>85732355
>This is the first collaboration of Steven Crewniverse and studio TRIGGER!
Will there be more?! Awesome!
>>85732524
I hate Lapidot
>>85732524
Lapidot is not canon and Jasper is the best gem
>>85732524
I personally believe Amethyst and Peridot are a much more compatible ship than Lapis with Peridot.
>>85732513
stale maymays
>>85732524
I love Lapidot! or wait wat
>>85732524
>they still haven't found out which one is zuke yet
>>85732527
Trigger are really big fans of SU. They invited the crew down to their studio because of it.
>>85732558
I FOUND THE ZUKE, GET EM
>>85732576
Is Trigger mostly male or female?
who here /SNEEPLE/
>>85732524
I like Lapido-
SHIT
I'VE BEEN FOUND OUT
>this thread
are there any other Zuke's i should know about!?!?!?!?
Be one with the universe
>>85732598
What if you're a piece of gum
>>85731160
MUH
>>85732524
JASPER IS A QT
So after we finally got the screencaps and 2 minute leak, any chance we might get the episode too today? Or at least early tomorrow?
>>85732612
Lapidot.
If Connie really is on her period, when she fuses with Steven, does that make Steven on his period?
>>85732641
We will definitely get it late tomorrow
>>85732654
yes
https://twitter.com/DeedeeMagnoHall/status/768503276803231745
>Still recording
>Great things next year
Are we getting way more seasons than 5 or are we in for a long ass hiatus?
>>85731992
Sorry took a bit longer than intended, i'm still warming up, also Opal is always cute.
>>85732635
.. >>85730025
I thought Zuke liked Jasper? She drew pictures of her on her blog
>>85732682
maybe both
>>85732688
She did, anon. But she stopped suddenly after Barnmates.
>>85732682
Optimistically, it's for more seasons as there is no way Sugar could properly finish this with just 3 full seasons.
Realistically it's for a hiatus
>Let's dance.
post yfw Stevonnie fuses with the Holo Pearl fusion
>>85732685
she's beautiful! thanks for the lovely work
>>85732707
What happen?
>>85732654
maybe
>>85727981
I want Steven and Connie to break up so Garnet gets upset that her OTP is ruined.
do you idiots actually think connie is on her period
>>85732654
maybe
When you fuse, do you share memories? If Steveorino fused with Connie when she's upset, would he be able to know why by just fusing with her?
>>85732654
I don''t know
>>85732311
she's still upset about Peak Oil.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4d7Wp9kKjA
>>85732612
The Zuke of ant sized images?
>>85732730
hopefully not but with the idiots that come here often everything is possible
Hello /sug/!
>>85731446
Peridot would vote for Trump.
Did editanon finish my request?
It's nice that it's page 9 and /sug/ still has a healthy post frequency and can still post images.
>>85732728
HEY THATS PRETTY THICK
>>85732753
Is there the possibility that you become the smart and strategic half of yourself all of the time?
>>85732753
East shit and die.
>>85732445
Then what the fuck are you doing?
>>85732654
can you repeat the question?
>>85732685
She's adorable
>yfw Connie is upset because she's jealous over Smoky Quartz
>>85732730
I don't.I think she's just jealous over Steveorino doing gattai with other women.
This is why Ruby and Sapphire are in the episode. Stevonnie has to deal with that jealousy in order to focus better.
>>85732742
https://youtu.be/P_SlAzsXa7E
>>85732781
Um, yes?
>>85732784
>East shit and die.
Yes anon. I also hate the east telling people to eat shit and die
>>85732791
baiting you ;;;;;;;;;))))))))))
Wow see isn't it fun!
>>85732753
>>85732666
>>85732687
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>>85732804
You people just had to do it didn't you.
>>85732810
>Sugar making an episode about a human girl being jealous about her friend who is a boy having a friendship with another girl
That is problematic and misogynistic. It's not necessarily false, but it's certainly not a message Sugar would ever make.
>>85732831
underage leave
What was Pearl's life like as Pink Pearl?
THIS THREAD IS GOING DOWN
>>85732848
>That is problematic and misogynistic
Stop that, those words are problematic they trigger my PTSD from tumblr
>>85732848
>problematic and misogynistic
>women actually having insecurities about themselves is misogyny
i forgot that women are naturally perfect and have little to no problems or imperfections
>>85732870
WHAT ABOUT ANON?
>>85732870
BUT WHAT ABOUT AN EGG?!
>>85732848
Honest question, how is a girl being jealous of another girl any of those things? I'm curious to see it from your point of view.
>>85732229
I hate deconstructing humor, but sonce you already don't appreciate it I guess I can't do any harm. The first joke is the tension caused by Andre presenting a story about a child molester in the context of a comedy routine. In standard comedy, the punchline is when a tension like that is resolved in an unexpected way. In surreal comedy, the tension is either not resolved or resolved in a way that ironically creates even more tension. Here we have kind of a mix, where Andre doesn't finish his bit (no resolution) because Hannibal is irritated and tells him to stop (a new tension). The next joke begins in a similar way with Andre telling a non-joke, but then subverts the pattern with a non-sequitur insulting Hannibal, compounding the previously created tension. The unexpected resolution, him shooting Hannibal in an over-the-top manner, creates a new tension where the audience is left to wonder what the consequences will be. The skit ends with the icong on the cake, where Andre, the man who just killed Hannibal, asks who killed Hannibal, with the question appearing on the screen like an episode title, leaving the audience expecting that they are about to see a very surreal episode about a murderer investigating the murder he committed. This tension is then left decidedly jnresolved as the entire sequence is revealed to be a dream.
The way it all fits together and culminates towards creating that ultimate feeling of absurdity at the end, this is truly one of the greatest comedic sequences ever broadcast.
>>85732892
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>>85732892
NEW THREAD
>>85732848
Rebecca drawing herself so shy and nervous is SO FUCKING CUTE
>tfw Rebeccas will never be distributed like Pearls
>>85732899
WE DON'T CARE!
>>85732880
Well I'm glad I cleared that up then, because Sugar will NEVER have an episode where women immediately begin resenting one another simply because they are friends with the same male.
Well, maybe Pearl. Definitely not Connie though.
>>85732907
Not that anon but I feel like something like that oversimplifies Connie's character in a way I don't think sugar would go with
>>85732939
>Well I'm glad I cleared that up then
Holy shit, do you actually think all women are perfect?
>>85732947
But that has nothing to do with hatred of women, that just stems from women feeling jealous of other women spending time with male friends.
Do you guys think that this doesn't happen in real life or...?
>>85732907
>HAHA, HOLY SHIT! BITCHES ARE SO PATHETIC! THEY FIGHT WITH ONE ANOTHER OVER MEN AT THE DROP OF A HAT! THEY SHOULD REALLY LEARN TO CHILL LIKE BROS.
Because that would be a response to such an episode. It's actually true that women begin hating one another at the drop of a hat if they feel like they are competing for a man even in the slightest, but that is a negative quality of women therefore it won't be something Sugar would have her pure Mary Sue (I mean that in the best possible way) girl do. Maybe Pearl because she is so fucked up, but not Connie.
What will you get with your Pearl Points /sug/?
>>85732965
What are you smoking? Sugar would never do what I am saying she will never do BECAUSE that's what women actually do. They hate each other at the drop of a hat, especially when a man is involved. That is a failing of a lot of women that men feel superior about, which is why Sugar would never portray such a situation, at least not with Connie.
>>85731973
>>85732006
there you go
>>85733016
>>HAHA, HOLY SHIT! BITCHES ARE SO PATHETIC! THEY FIGHT WITH ONE ANOTHER OVER MEN AT THE DROP OF A HAT! THEY SHOULD REALLY LEARN TO CHILL LIKE BROS.
No one thinks like that. That's the most exaggerated thing I've ever heard. If anything I think men and women get jealous over one another all the time.
Are you saying that because that's a negative quality of women then it won't line up with Sugar's writing because all her female characters are written as being perfect? I don't get your reasoning.
>>85733004
I just think that's a boring trope to portray
>>85733099
>That's the most exaggerated thing I've ever heard
Uh, yeah, duh. That's why it is in cruise control.
The fact is that men see themselves as having a lot more solidarity than women.
>all her female characters are written as being perfect
There is no way you can get that from my posts unless you aren't reading them.
>>85733072
>women having insecurities is an excuse for men to act chauvinistic
Both the genders do this based on flaws of each other. Do you not think women act chauvinistic or superior in situations?
>>85732835
Yes
>>85732835
Maybe
>>85732848
Personally, I feel it depends on whether they want to double down on the whole sexualization of fusion thing they've been toying with since Alone Together.
As far as it being problematic or whatever, that really depends more on how Connie chooses to handle those feelings than whether she has them in the first place. SU portrays all kinds of feelings that feminists like to pretend women never feel. Loneliness, dependence, self loathing, envy...
Do I think Connie will blow up at Steven and storm out and then he'll have to make some big romantic gesture to get her to forgive him? No, that's retarded. I would more expect it to be something like she realizes it bothers her, but also realizes that it's not fair that it bothers her, and it ends with her putting herself in danger again because that's her fuckin' solution to everything, but then they have an honest discussion about it and the two wind up closer than ever.
>>85732835
Maybe
>>85732835
I don't know
>>85731986
close enough
>>85732034
close enough
>>85729704
this is the only good thing the undertale fandumb has ever made
>>85732848
We already had a "girl kind of wants to fuck a guy she has a petty antagonistic relationship with" subplot.
Sugar isn't a fan of purity and ideal worlds. Sugar likes broken people, sugar likes flaws. Sugar is willing to go there.
SU is all about bringing out the worst in everything, bringing people down to rock bottom, and showing that it can be fixed
>>85733263
That is a fair assessment. I'd respect Sugar more if she acknowledged the way women act and portrayed a healthier way to actually react, but I still doubt it.
>>85732355
When TRIGGER saves Steven Universe like it saved anime.
>>85731931
Peridot wearing the Sir Alonne outfit
>>85733333
I was more wanting Stevonnie pulling a confident kabedon on Kevin. Not Stevonnie pathetically trying to kiss Kevin. But thanks though.
>>85733411
Keep your expectations under control, he's not doing the whole episode.
>>85733383
Modern day society in general has this weird fetish where they like to pretend that women don't have any negative traits or personal insecurities of their own and that it's only men that have those things, and anyone who says otherwise must hate women or something.
Really Sugar is just recognizing that women are just like everyone else; human beings with problems.
lemon pearl, best pearl
>>85733469
>Modern day society in general has this weird fetish where they like to pretend that women don't have any negative traits or personal insecurities of their own and that it's only men that have those things, and anyone who says otherwise must hate women or something.
Eh, I'm not as jaded as you. Obviously I'm not saying that men don't have to deal with doulbe standards, but in my opinion SU is particularly gynocentric. I'm not willing to make as broad statements as you on the matter.
>>85733450
That's all you get