Sixpack and Dogwelder Storytime

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That's all for this month

>>85726951
How did Haken get smart?

>>85726951
Wait so if section 8 had not dealt with the petting zoo zombies who the fuck would have.

>>85726963
Admitidly i have not read much stuff with starfire and i know the cameos are all having there character bent a little but i have no idea where this stuff is coming from.

>>85726958
>Those events
kek

>>85727033
He read a lot after... you know...

>>85726993
Shit is that constintine
>>85726998
>silk cuts
Fuck yeah it is.

>>85727005
Why does it say book 7 instead of #7

>>85727021
OH SHIT
I was not expecting that i guess thats why pg wanted somebody else to handle it.

>>85727025
So /co/ for who does the specter come.

Im thinking either dogwelder for sins comited in the ancient past hinted at or somebody whos not a member of section 8 obvious answer is constintine but then what has he done to have divine wrath finaly catch up with him. (Incidentally hellblazer #1 was really good i look forward to thd storytime)
Maybe it was catwoman specter was just to slow to arive

>>85726951
Bueño looks a bit too eager there. HEAVY petting zoo?

>>85727154
Booster Gold.

>>85726958
The Convergence joke is low hanging, but I laughed anyway

>>85726963
>THIS FUCKING PAGE
Selina, behave!

Starfire quoting Lovecraft is hilarious for some reason

>>85727099
Because it means volume 7, not issue 7

This is the worst part of Garth Ennis.
Some will like this, others will hate it.

Fucking shit damnit hell DC I'd love to give you my money for this but I just can't buy something containing a character who looks as disgusting as Six Pack.

>>85727025
Did he come for Bueno? I mean if someone has a long record it's him.

>>85727227
Oh i see.

>>85726917
>>85726922
>>85726931
Wow I usually don't feel depressed until 5:30 pm

>>85726936
My Struggle by Mel Gibson?

>>85727804
Good find.didn't notice that

An intriguing 1st issue. I' m eager to see where this will lead.

>>85726969
Koriand'r's seen some shit.

>>85726963
>>85726969
>Starfire

My fucking sides.

>>85727154
It's obviously Sixpack. Guy should be dead.

>>85726906
Man, frank really let himself go

>>85726963
>>85726969
>>85726987
>Starfire just quoting random lines from Lovecraft
I can't

Okay, guys, this comic is funny af, but I can't understand shit. Any recommendations to read about this guys? I mean, I've seen Hitman and Bueno in some crossovers with League in Morrison's JLA and that's all.

>>85728462
>Any recommendations to read about this guys?

...How about Hitman?

>>85728462
Theres hitman and all star section 8.

>>85727154
>hellblazer #1 was really good i look forward to thd storytime
For that matter where the fucks the titans storytime im used to waiting around for john but im suprised titans is not up yet (am i in the minority of loving titans so far)

>>85728493
>>85728510
Okay, thx.

Is this what millenials find funny?

>le epic Constantine reference

I see, maximum pandering

>>85728696
>Is this what millenials find funny?
And what year were you born in, grandpa?

>>85728696
You're a millennial, anon. Stop with the self-hating. There are professionals that can help.

>>85728696
You know hes a character in the next issue right.

>>85726936
Six Pack have good taste in comics.

>>85726987
Someone crop out Starfire saying "he comes" for a reaction image

>>85726906
Kida weird seeing Dillion draw Section 8.

>>85726906
Guts will never stop being horrible.

>>85726911
AWESOME cover.

>>85726993
WE

>>85727005
Wee Hughie with the glasses!

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>>85726993
>Last o' the line started out under the pyramids

I was worried about McCrea not drawing this but hey still very good. I like that Ennis does more work for DC lately. Kind of excited for the Dasterdly and Muddly comic

>>85726963
I love the Idea that random superheros go to Noonans sleazy bar just to shoot the shit because no one cares that they are there

>>85726922
WTF?

>>85726980
I'd read Ennis' Booster Gold

>>85726936
What in the fuck?

I know it's not likely gonna happen but I just wanna see Tommy one more time :(

>>85726974
wat.

>>85729642
Are the best heros

>>85731030
The implication is he dogwelded his children

>>85726980
What is he throwing up?

>>85731623
Implication my ass, we saw it at the end of the last series.
This is just the first time we've seen anyone with the dog removed.

>>85726969
Come to think of it why have we still not seen any more of the magical psychiatrist from zattana

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>>85729516

>>85727025
>bueno in hell

>>85726922
Jesusfuck why? Just fucking why? The Dogwelding force is a cruel mistress.

>>85726963
>>85726969
Guys, is it wrong that I find Guts kinda cute?

>>85727154
>>85727391
>>85731917
I mean, Baytor is an Archduke of Hell.

>>85731797
Perfect

>>85727013
Captain Marvel is what he means?

>>85732026
Oh yeah i forgot about that.
Considering this is a dogwelder and sixpack book im guessing there just getting the rest of section 8 out of the way in the most spectacular way possible

>>85727021
Well they're fucked now.

>>85732135
I assume so

Anyone want to storytime All Star Section 8?

>>85732026
Would Specter actually care about that? I mean he's something like Evil Incarnate, I feel it should not count.

>>85732016
Don't say that too loudly or you might hear "Bueno" behind you in a dark alley.

>>85733364
>what really happened to the Waynes

>>85732026
It's Dogwelder. In section eight, the old dogwelder was shown in hell after dying.

>>85727391
Probably Baytor, since he used to be a prince of Hell until Etrigan brought him to Gotham.

>>85726998
>Constantine still speaking with the uber-cockney accent like he did in his cameo in the last mini

Something tells me this ain't exactly gonna be the John Ennis wrote during his Hellblazer-run.

So..Hacken has appeared in a Superman book a few weeks ago...but he was back to his old, mohawk form. WTF happened?

>>85734198
A barber happened.

>>85727055
I have read a lot of Starfire. It STILL doesn't make sense.

>>85734331
It's a fucking joke?

>>85726993
>>85726998
>nobody commenting on Constantine basically saying the same thing he did in Moore's Swamp Thing

>>85732135
I assumed he meant Captain America, and just didn't say his name to get out of the legal issues.

>>85734382
Well OBVIOUSLY it's a joke, I'm not retarded. I'm just saying that context doesn't explain it any better.

>>85734419
Ennis even sought approval from Moore to do this. And he GOT IT, THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN!

absolutely glorious

>>85734525
WIZARDRY!

Or shared hatred of super heroes

>>85734382
Oh i know its a joke im just not sure why this joke

>>85734472
>>85734783
Sorry, guys, but this is the sperg central. It was actually possible that you really missed the point.
My apologies.

I kinda figured that Ennis used Kori as a Lovecraft quote machine because she's an alien, but really, I don't think it matters.

>>85727005
dat Hughie cameo

>>85736012
>3 glasses
But all his friends are dead

>>85726958

>The Buenomancer

sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit that sounds like a hell of a story

>>85734419
where do you think you are? 1% of people here have read that

>>85726963
>>85726969
>Peej giving a peptalk

When I heard they were camoing, I was afraid Ennis would write them as dumb airheads. Really like this.

>>85736080
A toast for the scumbags.

>>85737246
They come across as pretty airheady to me desu

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>>85737342
I didn't get that impression aside from the obvious Starfire joke.

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>>85726987

>>85738899
see
>>85731797

>>85726941
Garth Ennis is great.

>>85737969
I think it was an artful dodge: Instead of falling into the trap of writing normal bimbo Starfire, she's legit out of her mind.

Ennis probably doesn't even like that she's normally a bimbo, it's a low-hanging comedic fruit.

>>85734872
>Sorry, guys, but this is the sperg central. It was actually possible that you really missed the point.
>My apologies.
Fair enough

But yeah your right probably doesn't matter.

So do you think this is all Sixpack's alcohol induced hallucinations?

>>85741826
The entire DC universe is a hallucination.

>>85726993

He's sticking his pinky out like he's drinking tea.

>>85742613
He's sticking his pinky out because he's about to flick the cigarette.

>>85737969
Well all Catwoman did was flirt with Baytor

>>85736080
Mom, Dad, and his Girlfriend?

>>85726936
>>85727804
>My Struggle by Mel Gibson?

Annnnd dropped it right there. Peace out!

>>85742867
Baytor was totally asking for it though.

>>85726906

Ennis is one of the few writers who make me laugh out loud. So happy we're getting more Section Eight after the punch that was the previous mini.

>>85726941
>AIDS ain't okay, people with AIDS are okay.
>They are?
>Well no, they're faggots, but there ain't nothin' wrong with 'em, is what I'm sayin'.
fucking kek, ennis you bastard

Weldforce confirmed?

>>85748250
Not quite yet, but in an issue or two.

>>85742031
now you're just cheating

>>85744106

Baytor's a total slut.

>>85734198

Comics don't necessarily all need to take place simultaneously according to their release schedule. Especially not a fucking Section Eight comic.

>>85741826
Oh fuck
Sidney's having an alcohol induced hallucinations due to falling off the wagon
lovecraft reference is not just for laughs, something is trying cross into the universe using Sidney's dreams [/spoilers]
He dreams about Section Eight and other heroes as a defensive mechanism

>>85734419
And it also just made me realize that what Tommy said to Superman is a direct reference to that
>You're everything that's great about this country and you don't even know it

>>85741826
I think he's still in the hell he jumped into

>>85727911
DogWelder was killed too and Sixpack joined AA after he saved the world from demons.

>>85748169
Pretty sure he said "they're fucked".

>>85743557
What did he mean by this?

Besides the new section 8 comics coming out in the last year or so, have they only appeared in Hitman?

Are they just side characters that come in occasionally?

>>85749735
>Besides the new section 8 comics coming out in the last year or so, have they only appeared in Hitman?

Correct.

>>85749772
thanks anon

>>85734452
It may have been a refrence to both

>>85733934
Yeah i think you might be right.
Im guessing his motivations and actions and whatnot will probably be the same but he will talk a lot difrently and maybe be a little more upbeat.

Interesting thing about his bit in all star was its what made it certain to me it was non canon (moreso the over thd top slang then where he sas). Which is a shame because i really loved the idea of batman getting a parking ticket

>>85734525
>And he GOT IT
Holy fuck thats suprising.
Then again theres been a lot of odd stuff happening with moore lately we got a picture of the inside of his house courtesy of his daughter.

>>85737246
It would have been nice if zattana was there
Then she could have refrenced her psychiatrist WHO STILL HASN'T FUCKING SHOWN UP AGAIN DESPITE BEING ONE OF THE MOST INTERESTING NEW CHARACTERS IN RECENT YEARS. I doubt she would offer her services to a non mage though.

>>85741826
I hope not.

>>85726974
Im not entirely sure what that fag fell from
Can john fly in this or something.

>>85748169
Im prett sure its meant to be there fucked.

>>85749735
Hacken was in Superman #4, at Bibbo's bar in Metropolis, and that was unusual as hell.

But outside of Hitman and All Star Section 8, that's it.

>>85749735
A few of them were in batman and robbin eternal #3

>>This week, DC fans welcomed Section Eight back to print -- or at least two of its members, team leader Sixpack and the -- ahh...enigmatic? Yeah, let's go with that -- Dogwelder, who hit the road in search of answers.

>>Garth Ennis, who created the characters during his legendary run on Hitman and then played with them again last year in All-Star Section Eight during the "DC You" publishing initiative, writes the miniseries, with art from Russ Braun.


>>Ennis joined ComicBook.com to discuss the series, the first issue of which you can pick up at your local comic shop today or get digitally on ComiXology.

>>ComicBook.com: Of all the members of Section Eight, what made THESE TWO the ones to do Hard Traveling Heroz with?

>Garth Ennis: Sixpack's the team leader, and of course the greatest superhero in this or any other universe. He's a little concerned about some of Section Eight's less than stellar recent performances, and wants to try to move them up into the big leagues where they belong.

>Dogwelder's got the most interesting power; he's really the most mysterious member of the team. It's his curiosity about his origins that get this one moving.

>Also, none of the others really work in that context, do they? While it's true that Baytor's backstory does give him an interesting role in the series, Guts is just a pile of offal, and there's no way I'm writing Bueno's secret origin- not even with a gun to my head.

>>Is the whole thing about Dogwelder's "true nature" playing off of some of the Rebirth stuff, and the idea of playing around with history?

>People keep mentioning that, but I don't actually know what it is, exactly. Some sort of relaunch, I'd imagine. I suppose I could google it, but where do you find the time?

>Where this actually comes from is the old Swamp Thing epic, "American Gothic", and the notion of examining a character's mind-boggling true nature and origin story. I mentioned this to Alan Moore and he pointed out a couple of things about dogs and welding that I actually found very helpful.

>>Had you noticed -- and if so, what do you think about this? -- that the restaurant they use in the Supergirl TV show is Noonan's?

N>o, haven't seen it. Can't imagine it's anything like our Noonan's, though. Noonan's (and its owner) actually took its name from the Sean Penn crime flick State of Grace, which has to be the most criminally underrated gangster movie of all time.

>>Have you ever had pushback from DC on using the mainstream superheroes in these stories? There's at least one guy in this issue I haven't seen in a while.

>Not so far. Dan DiDio told me that DC need to be able to laugh at themselves, and I was more than happy to help out. If you look at the first Section Eight series, the superhero humor is more incongruous than anything else: Batman gets a parking ticket, Green Lantern's calling his lawyer, etc.

>I liked The Spectre's appearances in Swamp Thing, I always thought Alan used him well. John Ostrander and Tom Mandrake picked up the ball and ran with it to good effect in their '90s series.

>>The first issue is pretty contained. Will this live up to the Hard Travelin' name and be a road trip story eventually?

>Oh yes, there's a road and some hardness, and traveling. The title was really too much to resist, especially when you consider the series we took it from.

>>Will we recognize who the trench coat wearing smoker is? I thnk a lot of people expected Constantine, but those don't look like his shoes.

>It's been a long time since I wrote Constantine, but I understand he's undergone a few changes now that he's back in the DCU. I think I've managed to incorporate those elements and still come up with a figure that long-time fans will recognize.

>>Do you already have a next step to play with characters in the Section 8 family if these titles continue to sell?

>Watch this space.


Sauce: http://comicbook.com/dc/2016/08/25/garth-ennis-talks-sixpack-and-dogwelder-hard-travelin-heroz/

>>85726987
>Uber
>can fly
but props on not being afraid to draw her with muscle like that.
Bodybuilder Powergirl for the win

>>85750109
>fags getting thrown off roofs
>Ennis confirmed ISIS sympathizer
>DCucks sponsoring pedophile murderers

>>85731674
I haven't been keeping up with Sector 8. Why did he do this?

>>85751358
>People keep mentioning that, but I don't actually know what it is, exactly. Some sort of relaunch, I'd imagine. I suppose I could google it, but where do you find the time?
Heh

>>85751697
Dogwelder is a legacy character now this guy found the old dogwelder equipment and went a little crazy when he first put it on.

You really should read all star section 8 its fantastic.

>>85751358
>>Is the whole thing about Dogwelder's "true nature" playing off of some of the Rebirth stuff, and the idea of playing around with history?
>People keep mentioning that, but I don't actually know what it is, exactly. Some sort of relaunch, I'd imagine. I suppose I could google it, but where do you find the time?
KEK

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>>85751358
>People keep mentioning that, but I don't actually know what it is, exactly. Some sort of relaunch, I'd imagine. I suppose I could google it, but where do you find the time?

>>85751371
>>85751358

Kek. Based Ennis

Lol, what is this shit?

>>85727040
My bet would be Animal Man, Bwanna beast, Swamp thing, or maybe Hawkman.

>>85753536
Its section 8 a group of shitty superheros 2 of its members are going on a roadtrip.

I miss Tommy and the gang...

>>85743557
If THAT sets you off, no sense in reading any more Ennis.

There's plenty of shit in the YA aisle that will be less triggering for you anon.

>>85734419
I haven't read that.

>>85742031
All of us, including superboy prime is Six Pack's halucination.

>>85726969
>Bueno cheated on Guts.
Ennis yet again ruining a perfect marriage otherwise. Is it even in character for him to cheat? I thought he was a serial monogamist

>>85743557
Lel that's when I decided to get the TP.

>http://www.dccomics.com/comics/sixpack-and-dogwelder-hard-travelin-heroz-2016/sixpack-and-dogwelder-hard-travelin%E2%80%99-heroz-2
>Who is Baytor? The answer may be more complex than you think, as the Spectre shows up at Noonan’s bar with extremely grim intent. Will the locals sell out their mysterious barkeep or stick by him? Meanwhile, John Constantine promises to lead Dogwelder on a journey of discovery—hey, it worked for Swamp Thing, don’t forget.

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>>85753975
Yep thats the one

>>85753865
Neat
Still shame the suprise was ruined (still better then what marvel did with vision the fuck were they thinking)

>>85726922

Just how much of the last Section 8 run was Six Pack hallucinating/almost dying in an alley?

>>85734198
This book isn't part of rebirth. It's its own thing and I love it.

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>>85751358
>and there's no way I'm writing Bueno's secret origin- not even with a gun to my head.
Even Garth Ennis knows there's only so far you can push insanity before you break through into the squamous cthonic void beyond. Civilised society is not ready for the truth behind Bueno Excelente

Dogwelder for Injustice 2

>>85753630
I want to see it no matter which of the 4 it would be
Hell i want to see what section 8 did there.

>>85754439
I dont know it was a shitty twist and i hope it does not cause to much confusion.

>>85733460
fucking kek mang

>>85751371

>I mentioned this to Alan Moore and he pointed out a couple of things about dogs and welding that I actually found very helpful.

>one guy in this issue I haven't seen in a while
>Power Girl

Shit, the interviewer's gotta be in on this, it's too good.

>>85727911
If the Spectre was going after superheroes who died and came back, then despite being a nigh-omnipotent literal agent of God's wrath he'd still die from exhaustion.

>>85751371
>It's been a long time since I wrote Constantine, but I understand he's undergone a few changes now that he's back in the DCU. I think I've managed to incorporate those elements and still come up with a figure that long-time fans will recognize.

Oh dear God.

>>85751697
Because Dogwelder is fucking insane, and his kids came up to him holding a puppy.
It couldn't be helped.

>>85749735
Hacken and Noonan's appeared in an issue of Layman's Detective run

>>85727804
Is that a real book?

>>85757188
No

>>85757188
Think about it for a second.

>>85757188
Hitler wrote a book, Mein Kampf, which means My Struggle and Mel Gibson has made very racist comments before.

>>85753975
I was disappointed to expand the photo and discover those are remotes on the table, not guns.

>>85743557
Lol fucking cuck, Ennis shits on everyone, he makes jokes about everything

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>>85751358
>>85751371
>>85726906

Ennis is a motherfucking hero. At last there's a DC comic I'm anticipating eagerly.

>>85748871
>tfw Section Eight is the thing that stops the Gentry.

>>85759501

That would be disturbingly appropriate.

So is grapplah actually dead?

>>85726951
>Haken
Damn man, you changed.

>>85748871
Wait...
Is all this part of his fight with The Many Angled Ones?

>>85758508
'Cept for Superman. He's alright.

>>85749735
Hacken appeared in Thomasi's Batman & Robin and his current Superman run. Sixpack was once in a Garth Ennis penned Superman short. That's all.

>>85760870
>Thomasi's Batman & Robin
Oh yeah, when Batman came up through a tunnel leading to Noonan's.

>>85757253
>>85757266
>>85757299
Shit sorry guys/gals I'm a retard.

Just fucking kill me right now. They didn't publish all star section eight in my country, just like they never published any of Crossed.

I really wanted to buy these. What a shame. Fuck Brazil.

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>>85729509
I think the writer is making fun of that SJW garbage.

>>85753975
which one is the pokemon?

>>85758865
I have not been this hype from an interview since aquaman rebirth

>>85760865
He did have that jab at the supermullet in Hitman, though.

>>85753718
Hey, he usually only buenos one person at a time.

You might as well ask Multiple Man to stay monogamous.

>>85755000
Go read Hitman. All of it. Right Now. You motherfucker. DOIT or I swear to got I will weld a dog to your left nipple the next time I see you. I'm not even joking.

>>85766073
Compared to barfing on Batman, staring at WW's ass, and the unspeakable travesty of what happened to Green Lantern, Supes got off pretty light.

Hell, Kyle can't go to Gotham without getting flashbacks of his drunken night of Buenoing.

>>85766239
>when Hal is all like
>fuck now i won't get buenoed BYE

One of my favorite moments of the last mini.

>>85766006
Alan moore digivolve to garth ennis

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>>85753975

does this kinda count as meme magic?