Is there anyone who can defeat Karl Pilkington?

A wet paper bag?

A chimpanzee.

His evil twin/clone/self from an evil universe.

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The Dip, he's still animated.

Ricky Gervais

>>85665606
How would he know which one was the real him?

>>85666189
Well that's the problem ainnit?

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Not answerin'. Just making sure nobody in this thread is talkin' shit.

>>85665609
With that you could only eliminate 2 of his manifold dimensions, which extend blasphemously far beyond the realms of sanity.

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>>85665572
This man's ass, for it is the only thing rounder than Karl's head.

>>85665572
Scud the disposable assassin.

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>>85669102
>there's a pizza hut in egypt

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>>85669157
There's pizza huts everywhere

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>>85669237

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Suzanne obviously

>>85669644
>theres no porn of suzanne

huh

Nudists
Little gay doctors who give prostate exams
Apes/monkeys

Out of these 3, I doubt he'd ever thump a monkey, but he'd possibly thump a little gay fella, but would be nervous about thumping a nudist in case he hit their cock or tits

>>85669644
What does she look like? I think I've seen the fake photo where Karl is with a fat blonde lady, but I'm surprised at the lack of any photos of them together.

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>>85668566

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>TFW Karl will never play Lex Luthor in the DCEU

" So yeah superman, so you're like this super powered alien who can do anything he wants. and I cant be doin with that. I mean this whole idea of people flying around in brightly colored knickers, it's weird in'it? "

>>85669871
>Why don' cha just like put the 'ole world in the bottle right

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>There are people who still haven't marathoned all 16 hours of karl.

QUIT TALKING SHIT OR GET HIT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAaB2oeyA_4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ipi7IpB9tE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bo94pyUh0Mc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VAwxbEdGUg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YitdaY1Eam4

>>85669910
>>85669871

I want to see Karl play a legitimate super villain who makes threats and says menacing things but does it in the voice he always talks in.

>>85669102
>Historical Wonder of the world
>Culinary culture appropriation fast food chain
>The belowaverage bloke
I know I'm overthinking it, but you have to admit there's honestly something artistic about this.

>>85669946
>16 hours of the cartoon
Radio shows are pure kino, try listening for 70 hours of the XFM show

>>85669102
>fork
fucking limes

>>85670172
eating pizza with a knife and fork is an enlightening experience.
It really helps you understand pizza more.

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>>85670041
>"Don't talk like one of em. Yeh 're not! Even if yeh'd fancy to be. To em, yew're just a freak, like me! They need yeh right now, but when they don't, they'll cast yew out, like bloody leper for christ sake! Y'see, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trubble. They're only as mint as the world allows em to be. I'll show yeh. When the chips're down, these... these civilized people, they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve."

>>85670041
For comedy? Karl could never be menacing.

>>85670596
Yes.