/sug/ Steven Universe General

Why do we hate Connie again? She's way better than flame princess or bubbleshit

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Name a hotter crewniverse member

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First for le cool reddit shorts


http://www.tcm.com/tcmdb/person/12875701%7C0/Zach-Callison/
The names of the shorts have been updated:
>Video Chat with Peridot & Lapis
>Lion Patiently Narrates Steven Cooking
>Steven's Song Time
>Gem Karaoke
>Crying Breakfast Friends Reaction Vid

Shit I fucked up

LAST THREAD >>85656952

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drew something for my O/pals/

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Well here we go if this stays up.

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nth for Jaspearl.

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>>85658912
Delivery
http://i.imgur.com/ubmtEpG.jpg

>>85660866
>O/pals/
No.

Great art though, I'm gonna masturbate to this

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>>85660880
pls draw Peridot cheering up a crying Centipeetle

>>85660806
I wouldn't mind Connie so much if she existed beyond just being Connie's love interest. Her getting sword fighting lessons tried to shape her up a bit but even the reason she learns swordfighting is because of Steven.

Lapis is Best gem.

>>85660906
>Connie's love interest
Steven*

>>85660926
>Implying that she isn't her own love interest.

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>>85660818
LEAVE KATIE ALONE

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>>85660787
daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon

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Give me your draw requests

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzOY4VdZi1A

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YAMS

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The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

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>>85660966
Peridot cheering up crying Centi

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>>85660871
muh dark gentleman of superior taste

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>it's a 'Connie takes Jasper to the library' episode

>>85660966
Connie and Peridot both wearing CG uniforms

>>85660818
The guy who voices Steven.

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WOW
O
W

Would you look at that!
It's a far better love interest than Connie, who would have thought.

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>>85660999
checked

now where my /FREAKS/ at?

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https://www.change.org/p/cartoon-network-allow-cartoon-network-to-air-the-episode-lapis-lays-an-egg

Reminder to care and share

>>85660966
Old timey Alexandrite

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>>85660900

>>85660966
Psychotic Sapphire

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>>85661042
No.

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>>85660953
She's mine

>>85660869
The deleted thread was made way too early and also had an unrelated /a/nime pic as the opening image, so it was sort of asking for trouble

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>Other people at the con noticed that Sugar and Ian were there.

Neat, at least I wasn't the only one to notice. And she was there because she liked video games, so she definitely enjoyed herself while she was here.

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Down on your marrow bones and pray

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best waifu

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>>85660818
Ian

>>85660866
ok, you got gud
respect

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Post yfw this error

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVcnyQdBqwA

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>>85661038
PRESENT

>>85660999
Nice trips

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>>85661038
we're always here

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>>85661038

>>85660906
But her reason for existing is for little girls watching to self-insert. Making Steven more of a love interest for her than vice versa. You know, one of those quirky love interests that wisk you away from your boring friendless life to a life of high adventure.
The problem is just that Steven is a horrible love interest because he's a fat homo.

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>>85660871

>>85661089
What con?

>>85660999
what book is jasper reading that's causing her to make that face

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-A8DAbSqo4

>>85661160
The Myth of the Twentieth Century

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>>85661038
if it takes a thousand summers
i will wait for her

>>85661157
I love silly Pink Diamond so much
It's gonna be a shame when she shatters my hopes

>>85660966
Eyeball hiding in Peridot's dorito hair, stealing her chips.

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>>85661038
wuz gud my niggy

>>85661186
You'll be dead before then. You're a human with a short lifespan and no worth to a Quartz.

http://skycow.us/r/sug

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Why don't generals do fun things like open up a Boardgame Online lobby or stream some Jackbox Party Pack?

>>85661157
>liking Lion Lickers
no wonder she got shattered

>>85661157
can someone explain what's happening here cuz i don't get it

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>>85661038
You're pretty good

>>85661042
why

>>85661157
So... Jasper and pearl already knew each other right

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>>85661228
shipping and necromancy

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Hey kids who wants a stupid doodle, give me some ideas.

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nth for purge all gems

>>85660966
Peridot in a Devo hat

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but what about Steven's penis?

>>85661261
draw Centipeetle coloring with Peridot

>>85661261
Peridot poking Pearl

>>85661089
>>85661158
yeah what con

>>85661261
Steven looking up dank memes

>>85661261
I'm still trying to think of a request since the last thread. Something cute, witty.

>>85661220
See, it makes sense though. Should have been the strawberry flavored ones though.

>>85661261
jasper picking her nose

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>>85661158

It's a retro gaming con here in SoCal, I noticed her when she passed by our booth. I had to pay 10 bucks to get in despite being a vendor just to meet up with her and I saw her again when she left.

She was really sweet to those who talked to her, although she did ask me why I was selling the SU Mystery Mini figures themselves instead of selling the blind boxes.

>>85661160

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

>>85661261
Draw something with Lapis and Pearl. Anything of your liking.

>>85661215
We have random anons doing cards against humanity sometimes but all of that sounds optional as fuck.

>>85661160
clinton cash

would you let amethyst suck your dick

>>85661336
It'd be funny if it made her carry a towel at all times after reading it.

>>85661261
Peridot and Lapis lost and scared in an anime convention.

>>85661261
Sapphire free fallin'

>>85661352
What's the body temperature of gems?

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>>85660966
request peridot

>>85661352
i'd let anyone suck my dick
even centipeetle

>>85660966
corrupted Jasper tied up under Steven's house.

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>>85661352
Yes

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>>85661261
Sad Peridot.

Shouldn't we have gotten the mindful education promo today?

>>85661376
Probably depends on whether or not you heat them first.

>>85661352
i'd let amethyst whip my dick

>>85660966

Opal holding 4 different ice cream cones, looking very pleased.

>>85660978
BIG ASS

>>85661419
How are they any better than life dolls then?

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>amethyst can shapeshift
>is SU weren't a kids show she would be a lot more horny
>literally no gag reflex
Amethyst is the perfect girlfriend

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>>85661352
what kind of question is that

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>>85661038
WANT

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>>85661336
> she did ask me why I was selling the SU Mystery Mini figures themselves instead of selling the blind boxes

kek
"im a jew, ma'am"

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>>85661120
Pearl fucking blew her pants off

>>85661456
shes a gem its entirely up to her if she has the necessary parts and reactions to have a gag reflex.

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>>85660966
>>85661261
I'd like to request a single-stone Quartz who happens to be a Sardonyx, not literally the same character, but like a Sardonyx "skin" over the standard Quartz "frame" directly from a kindergarten.

Steven + Pearl = Baroque Pearl

Looks like a 'Victorian Lady' (long dress to the ground, fairly tight jacket, hair in a partial bun) in a subdued pallet (many-colored like Pearl, but all near-grey pastels) with black highlights. Four-eyed face very much like Rainbow Quartz but with shoulder-length wavy black hair. (Maybe something to cover her top set of eyes? Just bangs, or a hat with a veil?)

Her weapon is a parasol which she summons immediately on fusion, bending into a curtsy (which never actually lifts her overlong dress) as Pearls spear emerges almost directly into Stevens gemstone, which then emits his shield out over it to form into the canopy. She has straightened and is waiting with an arm outstretched to receive the final parasol before the 'spear' handle portion finishes emerging.

She looks and acts 'slight', even fragile, like Pearl. She speaks in a small voice to plead that the enemy not make her fight them. She lifts her parasol, still closed, and points it at them. She strengthens her grip on it. Finally, she pops it open, preparing to fire...

For a moment it seems the parasol must be magically suspended in air, as she raises all three of her enormously muscular legs (previously hidden) level behind it. But then, before she could begin to fall, she kicks out with all her tremendous force, launching it, and herself, to strike the target with immense damage probably sufficient to OHKO most normal enemies.

And then (if they still live) she starts kick-boxing all over their face, using the (re-collapsed) parasol as a balance, pivot, brace, etc. more than a direct weapon, but still more than capable of using its razor-sharp tip for a well-placed swipe or jab, if she sees the opening. And she's howling (insane?) laughter and making terrible, punny, but somehow legitimately scary banter the whole time, clearly manic with delight for the combat itself.

She can also use the parasol to float like Mary Poppins, because of course she can.

>>85661456
As Pearl just sits there and watches Amethyst engorge herself.

>>85660966

Purple Puma and Rainbow Mika having a staredown in a wrestling ring

for reference, Purple Puma is about a foot taller than Mika.

>>85661528
We already know that a Rose Quartz and a Pearl make a Rainbow Quartz.

Hey /sug/
Doing requests early since i had morning shift today
4th one gets it this time

>>85661528
Why is this allowed

Why does /sug/ permit this behavior

>>85661588
connie being cute

>>85661588
Stevonnie making out with Lapis

>>85661588
Lapis making out with Lapis

>>85661588
Sapphire (preferably not in her dress outfit) kicking the back end of a knife towards an enemy gem

>>85661588
Blue Pearl x Yellow Pearl x Pearl being sexual

>>85661588
Bispearl

so there's just next weeks episode and then we're done for the rest of the year, right?

What does /sug/ feel about Katie Mitroff
>prior to becoming a boarder
boarded with Erica Jones (but not wrote: it started out as a script driven show) Clarence Gets a Girlfriend
additional storyboard revisions for a few season 1A episodes
additional BG paint for a few others
additional model designs for Joking Victim
>with Hilary Florido
Secret Team
Alone Together (with Rebecca)
The Test
Maximum Capacity (with Rebecca)
Open Book
Political Power
Joy Ride
We Are the Crystal Gems (with Joe and Jeff)
Unboxing
We Need to Talk (with Rebecca)

>Solo
Fusion
Lion Loves to Fit in a Box

>with Lamar (Onion Friend and pre-Lamar episodes directed by Ian JQ, When it Rains onward directed by Joe Johnston)
Onion Friend
When it Rains
The Answer
Steven's Birthday
Same Old World
Drop Beat Dad
Restaurant Wars
Greg the Babysitter
Bismuth (with Colin and Jeff)
Back to the Moon
Buddy's Book

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Which gem has the best butt?

>>85661602
pretty nice but Steven's and Connie's faces bug me. They're not excited toddlers

>>85661662
No. There's a couple more after that. At least.

>>85661673
Peridot

>"Steven Universe is an SJW show!!!"
>one of the voice actresses has a comedy routine centered around bashing SJWs

Any "man" that remains a virgin past 20 years old should be fucking euthanized.

>>85661508
Wait, it's true, sardonyx is a type of quartz, why doesn't Sardonyx look like one then?

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>>85661305
Don't know why but here you go

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>>85661673
The one that creates Garnet's almighty butt.

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>>85661602

>>85661648
Ok fair enough
Is there a specific sapph outfit you want me to use?
Also color or no?

>>85661673
Peridot

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>>85661673

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Just got to "Steven's Birthday"
>Greg says Steven's 14
>I think to myself "wut, I would have guessed 8"
>A few seconds later it's revealed he hasn't aged since about 8.
I'm a god.

Also, this means pseudo-/ss/ between Connie and Steven in a few years yesss

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>>85661673
Peridot.

Also, Smokey looks especially ugly here.

>>85661701
Really? Who?

>>85661712
I was just thinking in a outfit more agile for something like that but maybe hit the diamond's outfit works fine.

Nah not in color though.

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>>85661602
daymn son

>>85661528
This is autism

>>85661729
Charlene Yi. She calls it "bad lady humor". She is adorable.

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>>85661488

I have the blind boxes for sale as well, she was just wondering why I have the open figures in addition to 'em. I just told her that some folks would rather buy the figures without dealing with the issues of blind boxes.

I also told her that the case layout are mostly the same between stores, which leads to cases not having the character people want.

The strange thing is that she didn't have problem with me selling the POPs, I even told her that other vendors are selling 'em.

>>85661725
You could say, she's... PeriBOOT

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>>85661701
You mean I finally get to fucking die? Good.

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>>85661720

>>85661735
Wow ok
I'll probably be done in a few hours at most
>>85661639
Which means I'll do yours as well, since it seems like a pretty funny premise
But it's no gonna be in colour either

>>85661673
Garnet
Any other answer is a meme answer

>>85661120
desu it was really awkward. felt so out place. i wonder how didn't they noticed it

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>>85661764
"because your face looks like a boy"
".......and your body looks like a boy"

>>85660787
>Mindful Education
Why hasn't this leaked yet? Are we going to have to watch it on Thursday like fucking plebs?

>>85661662
No, there's still Future Boy Zoltron, and then we don't know about after that

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>>85661740

>>85661812
Buddys book had its screenshots and then eventually full episode leaked last Tuesday.

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Lady of the earth, as strong as her girth, can't help but be wondering if she'd find me of worth

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>>85660821
>Lion Patiently Narrates Steven Cooking
>Lion Narrates
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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What are us Opal fags called?

I mean, she's very Hindu-y so it could be something related to that, but there's also a joke in there about her having no lines.

>>85661160
"A Lion Among Men." She's wondering why the author kept going after book 2

>>85661786
Man, Greg lost his hair fast. Guess that's baby stress for you.

>>85661856
/mutes/

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>>85661711
>imagining Jasper having character interactions after jasperdemption happens
>Amethyst taking Jasper out on a wild night of partying and debauchery
>Spreading her bad influence to the pure, hardened soldier.

>>85661703
Lewder than I anticipated but thanks

Where were you when Steven Universe went from lighthearted action-adventure to a "deep and emotional" meme ride

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>>85661856
Don't falseflag to push shitty brony tier nicknames that NONE of the fags need.

>>85661352
Her mouth is puckered constantly, like someone's ass. Of course I would

>>85661847
He'll probably just eat or won't eat stuff that Steven puts before him.

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>>85661856
Doesn't she have bad memory or something?

/retards/, how's that?

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>>85661042
I was bored

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>>85661508
I put the colors in, now what? Tuxedo? Gem placement?

Keep in mind all I have is a mouse so this won't be great.

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>>85661936
It would be more like /alzheimers/

>>85661786
connie dates an 8yo looking boy? she's 13 at least that's really pedo-y

What if all the gems had penises?

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>>85661278
It won't.

if we're getting more shorts, does that mean a new intro is on the way?

man, another new intro this late in the game that doesn't include jasper would be a pretty harsh blow to any hopes of jasperdemption

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>>85661291
here you go

>>85662003
>if

>>85662003
the depth of /sug/ discussions summed up in a single sentence right here folks.

>>85661998
He can shape-shift for at least short periods. You know, make himself bigger in certain places.

>>85662018
none of the shorts sound like a new extended intro

>>85662003
They can shapeshift a penis

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>>85661157
>PD and Rose used to love sitting together and watching other gems trying to work out their complicated love lives.
>It was basically live romantic movies for them.
>Everytime she sees a happy couple she misses her.
She sometimes imagine the commentary they would have about her relationship with Greg.
>The voyeur hobby was passed down for rose to steven(only relationship he couldn't handle was Ruby and Sapphire, he's not ready yet)
>It gets passed down each generation.

If Garnet happened under PD rule everything would have been fine if not weird.

>Sapphire I'm sorry; I didn't know that would happen!

>DONT BE SORRY! SHE WANTED IT!

>It's okay I never imagined fusing with you would be a actual possibility. You went out of your way to save me. Thank you.

>WE'RE WAITING FOR ROUND 2! ORACLE JUST FUCK YOUR RUBY ALREADY!

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>>85661895
Jasper training Amethyst to be a more robust Quartz soldier, how to fight and brawl with the best. Amethyst likewise having some big-sis little sis moments with Jasper, helping her "Let loose" and enjoy Earth.
Jasper sparring with Garnet, each of them in stoic distrust of each other the whole time.
Jasper sparring Pearl, matching evenly against each other and surprising each other again and again, Pearl able to pack some real damage with her elegant maneuvers against the indomitable quartz, and likewise Jasper proving that she isn't just some brute, but a trained tactical warrior.

>>85662018
It wouldn't though, seeing as a new intro showing a redeemed jasper before the actual redemption has happened in the storyline would be a dumb as fuck move. Putting a major twist spoiler in the opening credits possibly weeks before the thing itself happens? Nah m8

Which jim has the best tasting period blood?

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>>85662033
you're damn right

>>85662045
You've seen that comic too eh?

>>85661153
Pearl abuse is the best gem abuse.

>>85662083
Earthworm Jim, duh

>>85662003
Sugilite would have 1 huge dick. Opal would have 2 big dicks. Alexandrite would have 3 huge dicks. Garnet would have one 10inch dick (4 inches smaller than murdercock). Pearl would have a 6inch, pencil dick. Amy would have a 5 inch beercan. Steven has a vagina. Ruby would have a 4inch regular dick. Saphy would have a man-clit. Jasper would have a 9inch, girthy cock. Lapis would have a water dick. Peridot would have a 3 inch dick, but she likes cockrings and other additions, so it grows the more tech she has.

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>>85660821
>le cool reddit shorts
Nigga what?
Our last set of shorts were literally
>A repeated anime reference through the Classroom Gems
>An Unboxing Video
>A compilation of Lion going into boxes like other cat videos

We're not getting anything that more meme-y. It's just that there's no Classroom Gems this time (which is a shame really, would have loved to see Lapis/Peridot explaining Homeworld stuff)
>Video Chat with Peridot & Lapis
Probably some really cute shit taking place in a !Skype call

>Lion Patiently Narrates Steven Cooking
Probably another meme-y cat video, maybe even on the lines of Zefrank's Sad Cat Diary

>Steven's Song Time
Steven probably singing some cute shit he made up

>Gem Karaoke
2-3 minutes of pure wonder as hopefully all the Gems try to sing some songs

>Crying Breakfast Friends Reaction Vid
Probably with him freaking out over it as an allusion to the show like pic related.

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>>85662019
Ey, could you draw Rose as a "radical" 90's kid, with like a skateboard, backwards cap, baggy clothes, what have you?

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>>85662051
>only relationship he couldn't handle was Ruby and Sapphire, he's not ready yet)

Greg knew about Garnet.

Cute idea, but I think they'll make PD evil.

>>85662079
no i mean, the other option would be that they hold off on any new intro until after the redemption arc

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>>85661312
The dankest of memes only for you

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>>85662033
i don't know why but this remark fucking killed me

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Go fuck yourself TSM there isn't a hot enough place in hell for you

>>85662051
>HOLD IT YOU TWO! ROSE! ROSE GET IN HERE YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS!

>>85662150
nice

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>>85661097
How could you not love a nose like that ;^)

>>85662171
What's TSM?

>>85662119
Gem karaoke should be interesting since they'll probably be restricted to in-show songs. Maybe they'll parody each other's songs? Or it'll just be Haven't You Noticed

>>85662123
>I think they'll make PD evil.
God I hope not.

I really want her to be in the same boat as Rose, but not able to go against the Authority.

Have her share Rose's views, but being unwilling/unable to do anything about it.
That'd make the war and Rose shattering her all the more grey and troubling.

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>>85661261
Lapis in a swimsuit?

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>>85661673

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>>85662018
i'm preparing my asshole for the moment they release the new intro with happy crystal gem peridot and lapis + possibly a cameo from yellow d/homeworld but no sign of jasper

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/freak/s are like the soldiers that work for Venom Snake. If Jasper punched them, tranqued them, or broke their arms and legs, they'd thank her for giving them attention.

>>85661765
She seems pretty chill, that's awesome.

does garnet have her own opinions

>>85661461

Okay, THAT was funny

>>85662209
Transport Safety Manager.

I have no idea either.

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>>85662119
>Gem Karaoke
Hopefully you're right or it's just the ones that haven't sung a full solo yet singing.

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>>85660787
Ok this shit has gone long enough. Please get your own board.

how much do you wanna bet that zuke is boarding the lapis and peridot short solo

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>>85662228
>tfw they make a new intro with Doggo Jasper

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Would you be Jasper's little spoon?

>>85662228
i will drop this show if that happens
oh wait i already did because Steven and armrest have been unlikable assholes this whole fucking season!

>>85662266
Sugar will give it to Lamar solo to spite Zuke

>>85662260
Piss and moan elsewhere. We aren't big enough for our own board.

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Booty

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>>85662305
You are fucking disgusting is what you are.

>>85662260
get em >>>/out/tta here

Anyone got a link to the newest episode?

>>85662266
The last batch of shorts was collectively a Hilary and Katie episode (they with Joe and Jeff did the extended intro, they both also did unboxing, Hilary solo did the Pearl and Amethyst classroom gems shorts, and katie solo did the garnet classroom gems short and the lion in a box short)

>>85662171

Oh hey, I missed that when I was listing off the meager evidence that police exist at all in Steven Universe.

I guess that would indicate that it's just beach city that's total anarchy

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Have a cute Pearl to heal your soul with

>>85662253
>>85662209
>>85662171
It's a league of legends team

>>85662123
>Rose impales Pink Diamond
>PD looks down, then back up at Rose
>Grabs the sword and starts pulling herself towards Rose, driving the blade deeper, until they're face to face
>Rose looks at her, shocked at PD's resilience.
>Pink Diamond kisses Rose then smiles wearily
>"Thank you"
>*poof*

>>85662335
Off topic. MODS

>>85662260
Not our fault newfags and falsefags like making their own threads outside /sug/.

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>>85662274
that would be the shit

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>>85662278
in a heartbeat, anon. I'd be the big spoon too even though it'd be a pathetic attempt.

>>85662228
Would it bother you if steven simply did the dream thing to the corrupted gems while they were still bubbled, even though their minds are supposed to be frozen while they're in there? Seems like the kind of rule-bending the show has been engaging in lately

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>>85662222
Have we actually seen deception on the show? Has anything ever been not as we've been told it was?

>>85662224

>>85662337
In the OP, 720p Mega link, season 3 folder for some reason

>>85662335
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e71rPZ1dCfk

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Friendly reminder Rebecca Sugar is highly satanic

>>85662260
Are you mad about or show because yours was cancelled?
;_;

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>>85662260
>>85662335
GET THE FUCK OUT OR I call the police

>>85662228
Would it bother you if steven simply did the dream thing to the corrupted gems while they were still bubbled, even though their minds are supposed to be frozen while they're in there? Seems like the kind of rule-bending the show has been engaging in lately.

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>>85662361
I don't want to feel this feel anymore dammit anon

>>85662398
Phew! I thought she's Jewish.

>>85662260
>oooh nooo a popular currently airing cartoon has an ongoing general

Piss off, /sug/ is actually relatively well contained, and it's just one thread - the "x character on the front page!" and "morning what's for breakfast" threads take up more space. You're just whining because you think that shows that you personally dislike shouldn't be discussed, but /co/ isn't your personal dashboard. If you want to get to curate the content you see go to tumblr

>>85662376
If he did, I'd like it to be presented as if time had stopped. Steven's able to move and interact with things, but everything around him has stopped.

Anybody watching Summerslam?

Who do you think are the gem's favorite wrestlers?

>>85662377
the hands completely ruin that picture

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Post yfw Operator Doug will never be canon

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>>85662358
>>85662171
also, Constantly Losing Games

>>85662377
they didn't say she was evil, though, just that she was an obstacle to earth's freedom that had to be taken out

it's still unclear why she couldn't be bubbled, though

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>>85662322
why do i like opals design so much but dislike pearl and amethysts?

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>>85660905
>Peridot cheering up a crying Centipeetle

>>85662361
sounds hot

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>>85662445
>this will never be cannon

>>85662003

they'd be competent?

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>>85662456
Don't do this to me

>>85662123
>Rose the same size as PD
>A quartz the same size as a Diamond

Yeah no. Rose would come up to PD's knees or such

>>85662377
>Have we actually seen deception on the show?
Wat.
Have you watched this show before?

The gems have lied to and kept things from Steven constantly.
That was the whole point of The Test.

Pearl kept going on about how "We won! Rose led us to glorious victory!" but now we know that what really went down was that HW peaced out and nuked the planet.

And the whole point to the finale was about how Rose really wasn't as pure as everyone thought, especially with what she did to Bismuth.

There's plenty of misdirection in the show.

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Is Steven Universe redpilled?

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>>85662274

yes please

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>>85662377
Oh shit dude. You got my dick all active

>>85662083

SLIM JIMS!!!!!

>>85662503
Perfectly cooked Amethysts are cannon though

>>85662398
she's a pedophile. remember her EEnE drawings?

>>85661940
Well personally I expected the same clothes (with a diamond emblem), and similar hair shape but a little messier. Gemstone placement can be anywhere because it's not the same character. Sort of a "muscle wizard" Gem, to use a /tg/ meme.
But if you're just going to edit the wiki pic, I think I'd be able to do it myself.

>>85662530
Not even fucking close it's so bluepilled you can cut the immigrant dick with a knife.

>>85662559
Post them

>>85662559
Yeah also she smokes weed and is very likely an alcoholic

>>85662530
>The antagonists are an all female authoritarian empire
>The only hope for humanity is a man
Sure

>>85662549
it's possible that we'll never see one up close though, just because Jasper/Amethyst bit already covered the character development that would be related to that

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>>85662460
Because Opal is nothing like either of them. She has a very Hindu-inspired design and is very elegant but without seeming uptight. Also her nose isn't 90% of her head like Pearl.

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Post em lapidotfags

>>85661329
Jasper is probably the hardest to draw,
if i try to make her bit more show accurate it ends up looking like a potato. :P

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>>85662530
no

Connie is

>>85662530
>teaches kids that the world and society is flawed and imperfect but you can overcome with great strength

yes, the message is redpilled.

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>>85662608

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Post momswap

>>85662123
I was talking about when Steven was watching ruby and sapphire get back together at the end of keystone motel. The kid had to cover his face from all the makeout action. I really hope she's in the grey like >>85662222 said. Garnet most likely never met her and just assumed that PD was like the rest when saying she had to die for freedom. PD fucking up on her first colony is werid to me.

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>>85662608
Lapis's flapis's

does anyone else find rubies extremely sexy

>>85662604
>mfw fusion gems are probably not also individual gems so there can never be a permanent opal character.

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It's getting lewd up in here

>>85662529
I was hoping for some real examples.

They tried to build his confidence in The Test.

>We won
They genuinely believe this. Steven said so in on the moon base.

You thought she was pure. The CGs genuinely admired and followed Rose despite knowing what she did.

Steven is just a retard who never asks questions. He was never LIED to.

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>>85662622
forgot the picture :P

>>85662666
I'm sure someone does, Satan. :^)

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How do I get my own flock of pearls?

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>>85661261
Peridot as yugi but the duel disk is her tablet

>>85662681
Spoiler next time or you get the banhammer anon. Better yet, keep it on /trash/. This is a good christian blue board

>>85662575
why do they called it 'redpilled' when its just the same way of viewing things that humanity had always held until only recently, when some groups decided it was dumb,

it's not like it's some astounding revelation no one had been allowed to see until some guy on reddit decided to write a bunch of paragraphs one day

>>85662666
Of course the red devil would like the red gems.
It makes too much sense.

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>>85662644
I'm pretty sure Garnet was part of the rebellion by the time PD was shattered.

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>>85662608
Twist my arm why don't you?

>>85662119
>Video Chat with Peridot & Lapis
This is going to be great.

>>85662361
>"Thank you"

not

>"Your actions damn your people. They damn your Homeworld and bring us all ever-closer to ruin. Remember my face. Hold this moment in your mind, and use it as fuel for your convictions. If you falter for even a moment... only then will you have failed me. I can forgive a traitor, but I can never abide a coward."

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>>85662709
Kill Rose

>>85662695
it's beautiful anonsky, thank you

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How long until we get an episode where Steven accidentally walks in on a lewd Peridot and Lapis moment?

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Would Greg a Jasper?

>>85662600
Amethysts VA tweeted saying she had to do a voice of a "mean" character a few months back. Its likely another Amethyst

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>>85662643
if momswap dies out i will hang myself

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>>85662768
greg would every gem at once if he could.

>>85662771
oh yeah, that's 99.9% likely, nevermind

>>85662727
Redpilling is a tool of the alt right used to squash dissenting opinion like endless virtue-signaling is for the Auth. Left. It's used to support cult-like behaviour by easily explaining away any facts to the contrary. If you keyword it, it becomes much easier to say than "you have committed wrongthink"

>>85662771
Did she say it was for SU? It could have been for some other show.

>>85662750
>All those lines

Is this from a Metal Gear Solid game? Are those like the dying words of a character on MSG or something?

>>85662363
This shit makes me wanna throw up.

>>85660818
who's this?

>>85662771
Or regular amethyst

>>85662771
or maybe when amethyst shapeshifted as jasper

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>>85662608

>>85662776
once all three HW gems are in the barn, I feel that momswap is going to become kind of redundant and artists will lose interest in it

>>85662684
After six thousand years the doubts they had about Rose have gradually turned into myths and then legends.
Trouble is that having doubts and being confronted with the recent fact that Rose deliberately lied to them (Bismuth) seems to be starting to knock the fluffy edges off their adulation. I think they might be starting to recall what she was really capable of and how far she'd go to achieve her goals.

>>85662709

its called a murder

>>85662798
Lol like she gets other work

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>>85662586
Why are you bullying her?

>>85662812
Na, that was comical, she was uncomfortable with this voice
>>85662798
Potentially this

>>85662684
I don't get how withholding important information like this is any different from Steven being deceived.

They knew about the Diamonds and how they caused the Corruption, yet they never told Steven about this even when he started asking about the corruption.

They've kept key facts from him many times before.
And they themselves have been deceived by Rose many times, from Pearl knowing nothing of Lion to the whole Bismuth issue.

Pink Diamond having had some feelings towards Earth and the true context of her shattering could easily fall into either of those categories.

>>85662793
The war would be over the moment Greg meets a Diamond.

>>85662843
>GTA V

Yeah okay.

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>>85662834
Nuh-uh.
It's called a hustle.

>>85662680
Sure there can, Just have a Pearl and an Amethyst who love each other a lot. Amethysts are Grade A soldiers, I'm sure a few have Pearls

>>85662849
Because her pitch was accepted and mine wasn't and she didn't me a storyboarding job

>>85662800

No. It's just supposed sound like every generic poignant death speech ever. So... mission accomplished, I guess?

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>>85662849
>not bullying people

what are you some kinda limp wristed nanny fag?

i bet you dont even call steven a fat fuck to his face.

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>>85661038
>come to /sug/ in the next 20 minutes if you want an ass-kicking

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>>85662530
Inb4 shills are making their own definitions about what the red pill is.
It's bluepilled af to answer your question.

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>>85662680
>Opal will never replace the inferior Amethyst and Pearl

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>>85662608
Post what?

>>85662771
do you have a link to that tweet?

>>85662586
i don't think she's an alcoholic but she definitely wants to do young boys