>ben assfuck as batman >pretty boi joker looking like hot-topic

>>85654054
>will never have a boy robin
Do we know about Affleck's feelings on the subject? Maybe he will make a Robin in his own movie.

I'm more looking forward to Injustice 2 than Justice League. That's fucking sad.

Hourly reminder that in BvS Terrio and Snyder have crafted the best deconstruction since Watchmen.

>>85654106
It's sad because Injustice is terrible but JL looks more terrible, right?

>>85654125
You mean they mimicked the deconstruction of Watchmen but without a coherent plot to support it

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>>85654177
>he can't follow a straightforward comic book movie plot

>>85654054
>>>/tv/

>>85654215
there was enough cgi in bvs to be considered a fucking cartoon
get rekt, son

>>85654213
Unfriendly reminder that the DCAU is the ''i dont read comics'' crowds' bible on these characters.

>>85654233
Iron_Meme_floating_head_on_terrible_cgi_body.civilwar

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>>85654054
>>85654063
>yfw Batfleck's robin is Damien Wayne

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>>85654246
no problem with that.

>>85654282
you are cancer just fyi

>>85654054
it's OK when DC does it. get over it marveldrone.

>>85654301
no problem with that.

>>85654158
Injustice is ok, but given WBs track record I can't really get excited anymore

>>85654054
there is nothing wrong with Ben Affleck, nu-male.

>>85654331
but why
why do you enjoy being garbage

>>85654261
That wouldn't be bad actually
As long as nightwing is on the movie

Okay, just to make HE is here, I'll say this:

BvS was shit.

>>85654371
I follow my rules, you go by the book. To each their own.

>>85654431
>make HE is
what did mean by this

>>85654213
Remove Hawkgirl,add Aquaman

Best lineup

>>85654456
Exactly.

Darkseid is.

>>85654462
>any team with John Stewart
>best at anything

>>85654466
>likes FC
>doesn't like BvS
cant explain that

>>85654054
>OP being this mad
Good dog.

By the way, you should update the DC logo; people might think you're a casual or something.

>>85654478
You do know that line didn't originate in Final Crisis, right?

>>85654506
But that's where you got it from.

>>85654054
I'm glad me loving these movies triggers you fuckfaces.

>>85654261
That wouldn't be that bad, just make his character bearable, and it could create an interesting setting for a UtRH film, where Jason is back, we have Nightwing involved as well, and Batman just finding out he has a son (also establishing the LoS), giving us three generations of Robins on screen.

>>85654539
No, I got it from Rock of Ages.

>>85654553
Right?

Though after a certain point it just becomes depressing that they are missing out on great film.

>>85654054
Dude it sucks lmao etc etc

>>85654562
Why don't I believe you?

>>85654594
I don't know. Why do you think I'd know the answer to that?

>>85654581
If you don't like DC films you're a fuckin faggot tbqh

>>85654615
What if I like some but not others?

>>85654615
And making faggy little lists on things that trigger you only solidifies my point.
Get fucked, OP.

>>85654625
The pleb filter is BvS. The other two don't matter.

>>85654655
>The other two don't matter.
Why not?

>>85654625
I'm mostly speaking to the ones who speak only in hyperbole saying shit like DUDE WORSE THAN CATWOMAN XD just for you's.
It's obvious who's under the age of 25 on this board.

>>85654669
Because there could be arguments made for them being bad in a variety of ways.

BvS is a near flawless legitimate work of art in the way that the other two are not.

>>85654615
This.

We really needed yet another thread for your opinion on these movies. I'm really glad you created a thread listing a bunch of epic memes you've seen in every thread about these movies. You've contributed to the quality of the board by opening up a discussion on the quality of the DC films. Clearly you're totally ready to back up all your viewpoints and listen to and consider all others.

>>85654246
Basically. Reminds me of all the "TAS is better than the comics!" fags who've read like three comics and all of them were Batman OGNs.

>>85654689
>BvS is a near flawless legitimate work of art in the way that the other two are not
I thought that was just a /tv/ meme?

>>85654689
>bad in a variety of-
You mean another list of things that personally bother the "NOT MUH" neckbeards.

>>85654705
Nope. I am a 6 year /co/ck sucker and BvS is my favorite non-comic cape work to date.

>>85654705
If you can't tell that that's bait, I think you'd be interested in a bridge I have to sell.

>>85654708
Well, I more meant that they have flaws, not that they have things that push them from good movies to bad.

>>85654742
What kind of bridge? Last time I bought one there was a grumpy old troll living underneath it.

>>85654742
>everything I don't like is bait
upvoted

>you will reply with another shitpost

>>85654767
Then why do you always bait people, sir?

This thread is weird.

>>85654789
You replied with a shitpost.

>>85654806
Stop assuming you're replying to the same person, mister.

>>85654819
Not a quite a shitpost, but still a bad attempt at saving face.

>>85654830
But I wasn't the same person, friend.

>>85654849
see
>>85654594

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>>85654863
That's a good question. Why don't you believe me?

>>85654887
see
>>85654611

>>85654930
Exactly. You win a (You).

>>85654206
>You probably don't remember the death of Batman's parents, so here it is again
>DIRECTED BY ZACK SNYDER
>"Martha...."
>Superman failed to protect some people and the world distrusts him
>But we need another scene where he fails to save people properly, so that people distrust him even more, because Americans care more about minor skirmishes in the desert than huge-scale attacks on major cities closer to home
>Also Batman was there
>Because Gotham is literally right there. Just right there.
>So Superman's not feeling so super, man
>And Batman's gone full psycho
>He's hunting a Russian
>So he can hunt a Portuguese
>So he can hunt Lex Luthor
>Who he's also hunting anyway
>And Lois is hunting Luthor, because.
>And some guy who lost his legs in Metropolis is pretty ticked about that, but he won't become Metallo or anything because that would constitute an arc.
>Instead we get more of Lex Luthor mugging
>And it turns out Batman wasn't doing detective work AT ALL, he was tracking a shipment through Luthor's men, to Luthor, to steal it from Luthor.
>He fails to steal it from KGBeast because Superman is angry because some reason, because Batman kills people? And Batman's angry at Superman because...the same? But he has a moral highground here somehow? And we accept that?
>Luthor mugs some more.
>Lois pads the runtime.
>Superman might have a scene in here somewhere

I'm bored as fuck writing this and I haven't even got to Luthor's party, Wonder Woman's intro, or the jar of piss scene yet. This is a convoluted fucking film.

>>85655059
>or the jar of piss scene yet.
damn played your hand too soon
meme hustle elsewhere

>>85654054
>>ben assfuck as batman
Is a good thing. Ben is a good director and and great Batman.(regardless if you agree with the story elements of his character.)
>>pretty boi joker looking like hot-topic and juggalos made love
He looks stupid, but since he only had like 7 minutes of scene time. I'm willing to give him another shot. Especially since most of the cut content looked to be very Joker-like.
>>aquaman a brunette alchy
Don't see the problem there.
>>flash has black hair
No problem there either.
>>entire justice league is brunette
This is borderline autism.
>>kill superman and show that hes not dead last second of the movie
Like anyone would actually believe he would be forever dead regardless if they dedicated a whole movie on it.
>>lex zuckerberg
He doesn't act like Lex but he is his son so he did have to.
>>robins already dead
Doesn't mean there aren't other ones.
>>will never have a boy robin
Not true.
>>entire justice league discovered on teh deepweb
It makes sense that Lex would be researching Meta humans.
>>baitman kills
Not a problem unless he continues to, which doesn't seem to be the case with his last scene with Lex..
>>alfred is tony stark
He is not but okay.
>>damaged
Stupid but trivial.

Finished? Okay good, see you later OP.

>>85654054
>entire justice league is brunette

If you had Barry, Oliver, Arthur & Booster Gold in same room, you would get snow blinded.

Not to mention all the shit DC would get.

>>85654054
>pretty boi joker
there is nothing wrong with having a pretty joker, it's just that leto's is shit

>>85654213

>Remove Hawkgirl
>Change Stewart to Jordan
>Change Wally to Barry
>Add Aquaman

There ya go.

>>85654246

How is that a bad thing considering how consistently GOAT the DCAU was?

>>85655614
>consistently GOAT
more like usually pretty good

>>85654054
>good job warner

Yeah they pretty much have the GOAT Batman now. Thank god because i don't know how much longer i could have put up with that tacticool shit with his cancer throat voice

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>>85655370
>He doesn't act like Lex but he is his son so he did have to.

>there are still people desiluded with this.

Hell, there are probably fags that think that his dad will appear on the next movie and say "lol I was Lex Luthor ALL ALONG! "

>>85654261
>first movie is he dealing with red hood and how big of a problem a sidekick can become
>second movie batman sees himself forced to adopt another sidekick because the demon made him a 10 year old killing machine and also it is his goddamn son
>third movie is a big batfamilly film with all them Robins helping Bruce defeat a menace he couldn't by himself
I wouldn't even be mad

>>85655662
>85655662
this

>>85655663
How about this isn't the comics and therefore doesn't have to?

>>85654054
>lex zuckerberg

I wish! More like Lex Landis.

>>85655710
>>85654556
Why are Jasonfags so delusional?

>good job warner
This but sincerely.

>>85654246
>No face Joker
>Grimderp Duella Dent
>Death of Superman
>TDKSA
>All star Batman
>Superboy punched reality

Face it, comics are generally a pile of shit with a few gems in them.

>>85657773
>comics are generally a pile of shit
Why are you here?