The Non-Adventures of Wonderella

>>85652029
Is it wrong if Wonderella is the only portrayal of family dynamics I can truly relate to?

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>>85652029
>pen island

>>85652029
Wait Wonderita is Wonderella's kid? I always thought she was her unrelated sidekick.

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>I'm sorry, darling. I thought you had game.

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Would it be to morbid to publish a book thats just the last will and testament of a bunch of heros.

I would love to see constintines will he probably has to update it fucking constantly

>>85652098
The comic makes fun of cape comics, and the characters all are aware of the 4th wall in the same way the characters in The Tick are.

The alt text suggests its Rita being aware of the fact that she's been 20 ever since she was first introduced in Wonderella's comic ten years ago, but we know Wonderella fucks around in the timeline constantly so its still a legitimate concern.

>>85652029
Is Wonderella old enough to go into menopause?

>>85652364
Female biology has strange outliers.
The youngest mother on record was only five years old and got pregnant after her father raped her, she was taken to England and studied during her pregnancy. Women have gone into menopause only a few months after puberty begins.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lina_Medina
Then again, its a lot easier to notice with women than with men. Even normal males can get erections as infants, and there's not really a menopause-like benchmark where it becomes apparent that the hormone levels have dropped.

Anyway yes. She could be young enough to go through menopause, although its highly unlikely prior to age 35.

>>85652364
Nah i figure she's like 35.

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I think i would have rathered it kept to dc its not like starro lacks a herald type character.

>>85652407
>she was taken to England and studied during her pregnancy
If i was one of the researchers i would have spent the start of every day wondering how the fuck this happened.

Which i suppose is what most of the research was.

>>85652685
yeah but does it have a planet eating one?

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>>85652685
There's room for both.

>>85652725
Darkseid is

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>>85652725
A shitload of them, but none are iconic really.

Sandman kind of absorbed the spirit of Jack Kirby's aspects of the universe like the cycle of renewal and rebirth as neutral cosmic entities.
To put it into perspective, the step below the creator of the universe that is an omnipotent god and their direct servants is the "Oh shit" moment, the highest being in cosmic order you could expect to actually appear and interact with characters.

Marvel's "Oh shit" moments are Cthulu, and Chaos Gods, Shuma-Gorath and Etropy/Death/Infinity/Eternity.
In DC the "Oh shit" moment is just evil incarnate and good incarnate, plus the ultimate expression of meta writing. Darkseid and Trigon, Highfather and X'hal, plus the multiversal controller of imagination and writing itself in Morpheus.

There's also the fact that DC REALLY REALLY REALLY went overboard with rebooting timelines and alternate universes. Marvel kept a floating timeline, allowing them to stay in the "present". DC addressed changing times by rebooting reality to a new "present". That doesn't work with a character like Galactus, who was the last survivor of the universe that preceded ours and will consume all of our own universe eventually until a new big bang occurs which creates a new universe that will have a new Galactus who was the last survivor of our own.

This one just makes me sad i want kids to read comics again

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>>85652994
Oops forgot pic

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I've been waiting for the next wonderella thread.

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Would you bear his child /co/

>>85653065
I'd take it in the ass for Fjord

>>85653033
Oh my god this is fantastic

I fucking love Fantomah and Stardust and all those old lunatic comics.

>>85652685
It was never DC-centric, she's interacted with all sorts of heroes, villains and homages to official heroes and villains.

Just because Wonderella herself is a parody combination of details from Superman and Wonder Woman.

>>85653065
I imagine Jokerella honking as she runs away.

>>85653428
Nah, it's mostly DC-centric except with a Marvel cameo sometimes.

>>85653717
I should really hit up those archives again

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Even if the equal oportunity to govern amendment had been ratified in this universe he still should not have been eligible.

>>85653949
Why? He was born on US soils.

>>85653985
No, he's clearly mexican

>>85653985
Oh is it meant to be a Hawaiian idol.
I just assumed he was born in the beyond but that makes more sense.

>>85654014
Being born in Texas or New Mexico still means you were born on US soils.

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Hitlerella may be one of the best villains of all time. It feels a little odd genuinely enjoying a Nazi character.

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>>85654037
Likely further south than that.

>>85654071
You don't know that.

>>85654081
Montezuma is an Aztec origin name and he hates Spanish Conquistadors. Screams Aztec to me.

Until I see his birth certificate, I refuse to believe he was born on US soil.

>>85654117
You don't need to provide a birth certificate to be president.

If Montezuma say he was born in New Mexico, that's all you need to know. He is eligible until proven to be a fraud.

>>85653717
>I don't have a weakness
>she says while pouring a shot
Kek

>>85654117
>>85654218
Guys, Montezuma was foreign born, but this is an Aztec statue that was reanimated by Montezuma's spirit while the statue was in the Smithsonian.

Since it's obvious that prior to be animated by the spirit, the statue could not be said to be alive and that after possession it clearly is, the time of birth for the Montezuma/statue being was the moment of said possession, which was on American soil.
Ergo, Montezuma 2016

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>>85654385
The distinguished opposition makes some fair points.

HOWEVER!

Unless he was incarnated before January 20, 1982, AND has resided in the U.S. for at least 14 of the past 35 years, Moctezuma is constitutionally unqualified for the presidency!!

Ergo, Shark 2016.

>>85654673
I don't think I can get behind Shark's stance on banning beach lifeguards.

I don't thinks it's taxing the economy as much as he says.

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>>85654876
Look, he may not have the best grasp of economic issues, but he's got a strong trans rights platform.

I'm still hoping for Cthulhu 2020
I mean if we're headed down the path of destruction and madness anyway, why not vote the guy who can get it done?

Unless he gets caught up in another boating accident

>>85653949
>Vague message of change
>Death to Spaniard conquistadors
Holy shit it's Trump

>>85654910
>The black woman becomes a sassy, jive-talking cat.

>>85652333
oddly enough i would read that.

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>>85652333
>Would it be to morbid to publish a book thats just the last will and testament of a bunch of heros.

Wonderella's amazing.

>>85652029
>final panel

Select the gun, then select your horse.

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>>85652029

>another loser with a webcomic hating on DC
When is Marvel hiring him?

>>85659720

You don't even know how wrong you are, dumbass. Wonderella is a fucking joy.

>>85654046
That's how a lot of people who've watched JoJo's Bizarre Adventure part 2 feel.

>>85652994
>>85653002
This is actually a damn good point. DC could resurrect Vertigo just to get that tasty Coors and Dos Equis money.

>>85654941
Does Trump know the difference between Spanish and Hispanics?

It might actually be true there.

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>>85654046
Because Nazis represent the hammiest villains from the golden age of comics.

>>85653122
A lot of writers do too. Fantomah also appeared in Hack/Slash for that reason.

>>85653033
FantomahXStardust when?

>>85653065
>seems straight enough
>Hiterella has thought about how straight the heroines are
Deeply closeted Nazi tbqh

>August 26 marks ten years of Wonderella, and also the end of the weekly schedule (see Announcements for more info on that).

Awwww

>>85654941
Eh a vague message of change is a lot of politicians.

>>85661591
She's public domain now, anyone can use her. I'm shocked DC and Marvel don't try to put out ongoings.

>>85662353
fuck. I'm going to miss it even though I forget about it from time to time. It's so amazingly consistent.

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>>85653949

>>85663186
Oh my god this is amazing.

>>85653033
oh Fantomah, you're the greatest

>>85663186
wait, wasn't this exactly how obama came to power?

>>85664479
That's exactly how every president since the dawn of television came to power. And maybe even a few of the ones before that.

>>85653033
Someone needs to add schlick sounds effects to the last panel

>>85652029
What is wrong with their mouths?

>>85662140
how else would she put them in order of their degeneracy? Nazis love putting people in groups and lists

>>85664590
Ike Eisenhower had I think the first commercial
it was a cartoon parade that sang a song about "We Like Ike"

>>85653717
Sunday Brunch that week was awkward.

>>85653717
>>85654332
Her weakness is actually that she loves the 80s she says in other comics.

>>85659835
As long as you don't follow her twitter. She's so liberal on there it hurts.

>>85666692
that's incredibly disappointing, she should be apathetic or full neutral

>>85669039
Wonderella's always been a paper thin liberal, the comic just makes it more obvious that she doesn't mean any of it.

>>85664590
Hell, even the shots they're taking at each other is fucking tame compared to the older days. The first American election had the two candidates distributing pamphlets that stated that their opponent went to Church barefoot and was the child of a mulatto slave.

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Don't fucking die on me thread

>>85674047
This is quite relevant with the recent return of superman red

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Never has a single comic summed up all of my fears at once.

>>85674153
Fucking kek

>>85674478
it's cringier because this happened to me

>>85674561

it's happened to me too

i thought about using it

>>85674302
> hanging out only with pets at a party
YOU DON'T KNOW ME

>>85674302
I too missed out on grown-ups class, and thats why I post on 4chan

>>85664479
>wait, wasn't this exactly how obama came to power?
Did he shoot people in the face and make marriage mandatory for lesbians?

>>85663186
It's a shame that Wonderella only got to be vice president for, like, 24 hours. Her fucking up national policy would have been hilarious.

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Absolutely Devo.

>>85677401
And once it starts it just keeps happening again and again.

>http://nonadventures.com/2016/08/21/one-last-time/
August 26 marks ten years of Wonderella, and also the end of the weekly schedule (see Announcements for more info on that). I don't care to toot my lobsters, but a few people have recently asked about my favorites. Looking back, here are a few selections:
Guess Who's Coming to DINNER
Shark and Shark ALIKE
99 LuftWAFFEballons
ANIMUS Complex
LED Astray
STUCK In Your Head
It’s What’s For SINNERS
Baby Got BACKBURNERED
GAYS and Confused
SNOWSferatu
PASTURE and Commander
While My Guitar Gently WEAPONIZES
Hook, Line and DRINKER
Love GETAWAY
SUMATRA of Life and Death
NaCl SANDWICH
Final weekly comic pops next weekend!
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shit sucks that it's ending, but between all the delays over the last few years it almost feels like we lost the weeklies a long time ago

>>85677810
For a moment, I thought that Wonderella was actually ending, period.

I'm...hesitant about longer Wonderella stories, but I'm willing to see the idea out.

>>85674047
This will always be one of my favorites. Just that one single panel of Hitlerella looking non-plussed before she tries to talk again. Just gets me every time.

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What were obesity rates like that year

>>85680315
Haha, holy shit.

>>85679323
Poverty actually increase obesity.

>>85652785
sweet jebus, how horrifying!
I love it!

>>85680315
I had forgotten about that one. thanks.

>>85653033
Drunken frozen dead body in a New York bench/10

>>85681361
Did they fuck?

>>85681731
I think Dana would likely have to be drunk for that.

So probably.

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>>85681731
Wonderella wouldn't be opposed to it.

>>85652029
>Pregnancy scare happens recently
>This updates
I'm starting to worry /co/

>>85682162
>that Gladiator reference

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>>85679323
>Holding the baby by the top of the head

>>85652029
I like how Wonderella has three completely different origin stories that are all canon.
>she's a magic being made from clay by her mother
>she's a demigoddess whose father is an abstract amalgamation of Greek and Roman gods
>she's an alien from a doomed planet who was sent to earth shortly after she was born

nice comic, the artstyle is pleasant to look at and the keks come steadily

>>85679323
Actually, given how cheap candy and junk food is now, obesity can rise in times of economic downturn.