Why is she so perfect?

Truckasaurus hands.

All Archer Girls are perfect

I would even fuck Archer's mom

>>85638167
>Pitch a meme

>>85638609
>I would even fuck Archer's mom

Well, duh.

Is this just a thread cause you want some sfw archer porn don't lie.

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>>85638167
She's Blackish but with white values. Literally, the perfect woman.

>>85638167
She's a bit of a bitch. Though I can feel her pain when Archer does stupid shit sometimes.

Her crippling addiction to rimming horses
why shadman?[\spoiler]

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>>85639338
BLACKISH!?

>>85640465
>BLACKISH!?
WELL WHAT'S THE WORD FOR IT LANA?
YOU FREAKED OUT WHEN I SAID QUADROON

>>85640528
IMAGINE THAT!

>>85640190
Gotta get that top secret info.

>>85639985
She loves him and wants him to crawl out from under his mother's teats and be a man.

Just took getting herself pumped full of his frozen pumper butter to get the process started.

>>85640575
YOU IMAGINE IT!

>>85640722

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azesI46Vds4

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>>85638167
Pams the best waifu

>>85640700
>from under his mother's teats and be a man
I think you mean under HER teats. AJ is honestly lucky she has Sterling since I can only see Mallory being a bad Maternal influence on her. She's already pulling shit like what she did with the Black Russian Babysitter but Archer seems self aware enough to want to avoid ever making someone like himself but not self aware enough to want to fix himself.

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>>85638167
what the fuck i didnt form this thread. Who else thinks lana is perfect

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>>85643684

I really, REALLY want to fuck Carol. Even with all her weird fetish shit.

>>85643987
I do to
mfw i have an asphyxiation fetish

She appeals to /co/ brown cravings

>>85644144
I really dont like her personality
at least in the show
she seems like she can be sweet and nice but its hard to see that sometimes
also dont like big hands

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>tfw im the guy doing all the lana kane giantess/foot commissions
I'm dumping them starting with the most recent one

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>>85644840

didnt take long for the thread to be ruined

that's not Kreiger's wife

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>>85644862

>>85644872
Yup, christ

>>85643987
I would fuck her if I didn't have to give her any contact information or let her find out where I live.

I was going to bump this thread but then I saw how it turned out. I'll bump it anyways.

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Some of the scenes are pretty good.

lanas a terrible person. the second worst woman on the show

>>85638167
Those meaty mitts she calls hands.

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>This thread
>>85650872
Nah there's
>Mallory
>Cyril
>Archer/Lana
So she's tied at third
Krieger and Cheryl I feel are too removed from the scope of conventional morality that it wouldn't be fair.

>>85640745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01gUoC2uwMY

>Comments are disabled for this video.

Yeah, probably for the best.

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there's only one perfect woman on Archer

>>85652167
>Dirty commie traitor who dumps fiancee for the guy who killed her and who she has no emotional connection to

>>85640819
My face belongs there

>>85640819
Pam is top shelf

>>85643987
>tfw gf started asking me to choke her hard and slap her during sex
I have a good life.

>>85652194
the fact she has a vibrating vagina compense everything

>>85652568
This week I dropped acid and got blindfolded, tied to a bed, and shared a joint while a girl fucked me then had her put it out on my ass.

I had a great week.

>>85652568

Lots of women are into kinky stuff like that. A lot of them are hesitant because they don't want to invite actual abuse or be seen differently outside of the bed room.

>>85643987
Just the tip