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>>85637263
1st for opal
developments when
I cant believe its canon
4th for BELIEVING
SEXY
Alright, give me your draw requests.
>Lion abuses Jasper like housecats abuse large dogs
Yoga Opal requested in the last thread, I drew too small so it didn't come out too well.
>post yfw you realized Rose fucked a lion
>>85637304
When the Jasperdemption comes around.
>>85637345
>Lion steals Jasper's bed
>>85637339
Our Ruby and Eyeball fighting on top of a giant Opal dressed as Liquid and Solid snake
/frik/
>Jasper comes back, but isn't completely cured
>She either sometimes turns into a monster when she gets made enough, or part of her body stays corrupted while the rest is normal
>She's the most badass looking mofo in design.
Which character has the biggest dildo collection?
The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.
>>85637373
Is Eyeball or Crystal Gem Ruby dressed up as Solid?
Leg warmers + Opal = hard dick
>>85637441
Eyeball, obviously
She's the good guy
>>85637345
>>85637371
>Lion regularly chases Jasper around Beach City.
>>85637315
Belive in Steven
>>85637441
Crystal gem, obviously.
Liquid is the good guy
>>85637457
You got it, Jasper.
>>85637409
They're gonna have her be the Hulk.
>In Steven Jewniverse, Steven sings about wanting to see a woman's vagina
>In Onion Friend, he saw Onion's birth video
My only wish is for Jasper to be freed from her bubble and not die ever again
everyone brings up Jasper's final scene before corruption as her best scene but god damn, that scene when she absolutely pummeled the corruption dog within an inch of its life, climbed on top of it like it doesn't deserve respect, ripped out its gem and held its gem in her hands like a toy is something else
Steven is a shit
>>85637530
Goddamn it Steven, you and you fookin' vaginas.
>>85637366
too cute
>>85637482
>>85637481
How the fuck did this happen
>>85637315
BELIEVE IN STEVEN
>>85637538
and she looks so inspired the whole scene
>>85637531
I just want her to be happy
>>85637349
Ok this looked like shit, so i made another one.
>>85637538
That may have been the hottest jasper scene but it wasn't the best
What is your guys favorite fan art,
i don't know if this is my favorite but it is in the top 4
>>85637575
2 second difference, I actually don't know which one to draw.
>>85637615
Jasper will never be happy again. Rose made sure of that.
>>85637339
This with Cat Amythist and Pearl
>>85637638
i don't pick favourites but i always liked this one
>>85637612
Damn, you just know Pearl gave her all those so Jasper could cash them in for the blowjob quicker.
>>85637306
Well, I mean, just think of how Rainbow Quartz would feel towards Connie.
>Pearl's desire to make sure Connie's the best at serving her master, and her pride in teaching
>Steven's love for Connie
Connie would go through some rather intense "training".
Reminder that Pearl belonged to Rose and no one else.Reminder that Rose was PD before she faked her death with her Pearl's help
>>85637639
I'm just confused how me and the other anon said it in almost the exact same wording but opposite, within a minute
XTH FOR CUMMING
>>85637530
How does Ralph Egg fit into all of this?
>>85637638
I like this short fancomic more than Alone at Sea desu
This made me cry, fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYWa5h9PYLQ
>>85637612
NO ONE CAN COMPETE WITH SUCH PUNCTUALITY, PERSEVERANCE, AND POSITIVITY!
>>85637638
Anything with Pearl on the battlefield.
>>85637624
She's so pretty, anon!
>>85637721
Way to totally misread the relationship dynamic to be quite honest.
>>85637639
Liquid is the one with control over the metal gear
CG Ruby is the one on the team with Opal
Can we have a Priyanka thread?
Steven is secretly depressed and suicidal.
>>85637732
Earth is hot. HOT!
>>85637633
Fair enough.
nth for Jasper = CDi Ganon
>>85637699
Great minds think alike, anon
Also I'm a certified meme expert.
>>85637624
You do good Opal, DF. Care to draw some more?
>be beach city citizen
>be friends with steven
>get close to steven and connie
>steal connie from steven
>cuck steven
>racemix
>>85637724
No way this is happening. Connie will keep using his healing magic to always keep Connie young. Or they'll be Stevonnie for eternity.
>>85637827
>>85637787
>>85637732
>gems can operate in the insulation of a vacuum
>they have a problem with Earth heat
Don't make no sense.
>>85637781
Lapis can help with that
>>85637833
What magic could there be to keep Connie young forever?
Also you don't think Connie will be depressed seeing all her other friends and family pass on?
>>85637724
i enjoyed that, keira knightley's singing voice isn't exactly great though
>>85637770
Damn shit fuck, I just said I preferred it to what happened in Alone At Sea, not that it should or could have been canon
>>85637853
OH MY GOD
>>85637827
>Steven get's depressed
>Becomes goth kid
>Starts listening to industrial metal
>Lazes around in his room all day
>All of the Gem's are disappointed
>Steven teams up with onion
>They shoot up the school
>>85637864
She'll be captured by the Diamonds and experimented on to become a gem hybrid weapon for use against Steven.
Screencap this post.
>>85637724
Gosh I hope adult Steven has short hair.
>>85637864
>all her other friends
of which she has none, Steven is her only friend in an absolutely literal sense
and it's pretty common to outlive your family without being immortal either
>>85637853
This is what causes Steven to turn against humanity and side with Homeworld
>>85637781
I knew there was a reason I identified with Steven.
>>85637893
>ALTERNATE ENDING
>beach city citizen is actually gay
>steals steven from connie
>connie gets cucked
>>85637724
>Crying for worst character
Holy shit end this meme.
>>85637775
>>85637864
Steven healed her eyes. He will find a way to keep her young or slow down her aging.
I think the most depressing part will be Steven watching his father grow old and die while he remains looking and acting like an 11-year-old.
>>85637922
Why is there so much fanart of him having Rose's hair? Isn't he trying, you know, to NOT be his mom?
>>85637855
>gems can talk in a vacuum
>steven having anything even close to enough air when he first bubbled let alone the second time
They dont give a fuck, anon
>>85637983
>alternate ALTERNATE ending
>Lars really is Trans
>Last episode is about him getting the surgery
>We watch in full detail as he gets his cock and balls snipped off.
>>85638011
Because Tumblr.
Best Steven is bara Steven.
>>85637994
Hating Connie is a meme
>>85637934
Do you think Connie would actually go through with something like that?
>>85637983
>connie shoots up school
>>85637978
The voice actor who plays Stu Pickles died yesterday. :^(
>>85638030
It's not the heat, anon, it's the humidity.
>>85638042
CONNIE
IS
BEST
GIRL
>>85638042
Liking Connie is a meme
YAMS
>>85638069
He says while posting a meme character.
>>85638062
Its not the heat, its the humiliation
>>85638066
A G R E E D
>>85638030
Rose designed a failsafe. There is a store of oxygen in Steven's gem. When Steven deploys his bubble the gem fills it with breathable air.
WE
>>85638081
>Irony is entirely lost on Connie fags.
kys plz.
>>85638062
South Carolinian here
Can confirm
The thicker air at sea level hurts too
>>85638045
Absolutely. she was determined enough to die for Steven, and she's pretty introverted type of a person. she doesn't seems to need friends, or a normal human life, hanging with Steven and gems is more than enough for her.
about her parents, well.. it's always tough to see your elders pass away, but i really doubt she has some special connection to them in order to give up immortality for her family.
>>85638127
WUZ
>>85638075
BIG ASS
>>85637997
>>85638127
>SU is filled with PoC characters
>still make the whitest character brown
>>85638011
Yeah, that's why I think longhaired Steven is kind of messes up.
>>85638042
This.
Do gems come from eggs
>>85638139
Good. I want Connie to kill herself. She's a shit character. Lars should kill himself too. It's a pity SQ only splits instead of dying, or else I'd suggest she should kill herself as well.
>>85638174
This is the best one.
Also her VA is pure sex.
>>85638189
Connie thread?
>>85637983
>>85638194
what do you think gem eggs smell like haha just wondering for laughs haha
>>85638214
Why exactly do you hate Connie? She's pretty fun.
>>85638194
What if Connie saw this thread?
>>85638194
All in-show evidence indicates that they pop out of the rocks in their kindergartens. :^)
>>85638218
No, anon. SU thread.
>>85638075
YOU.
ARE.
GAY!
>>85638218
PEAK
OIL
>>85638219
>"Sorry Connie, I'm a big boy boner biter"
>>85638194
Lapis Lays An Egg will answer that question
>>85638231
Counterpoint: LAPPY EGGS
>>85638189
>>85638042
Look. Look at your waifu. Bask in her Jew nose.
>>85638218
>>85638260
PEAK
O
I
L
why dont people relate to connie her only friend is steven universe
>>85638231
Does the goo come from eggs?
>>85638234
Connie seems like the kid to browse 4chan and make fun of peoples shit taste
>>85638234
she isnt allowed on bad websites idiot her internet is monitored
>>85638260
>>85638281
I fucking love that Connie is so redpilled about the state of the world.
>>85638273
>Jew
She's Indian.
>>85638283
That's why we hate her.
>>85638254
Connie thread
>>85638217
>>85637315
I want to believe in his sweet little ass
>>85637645
she just needs love and kindness
All I wanna do
>>85637983
Phresh OC
>>85637818
i'll do some more but not today its late and im going to sleep bye sug see you tomorrow
METALS X GEMS X ROCKS WHEN????[SPOILER]?
>>85638177
>Servant
>>85638226
She's a Mary Sue. We're supposed to pity her because her parents are strict, or that she doesn't have many friends? Fuck man, that's Mary Sue 101. The entire point of that is so people want to be her friends when she doesn't deserve it. Then, she just so happens to be the only human to actually train with alien lesbians with a huge sword so she could live her anime fantasies. Not to mention she's a minority, which the people who write the show secretly wish they were. Nothing is fun about her personality, and she's not sympathetic. Fuck everything about her.
>>85638338
Is stick my dick into
>>85638338
Is put my dick into
>>85638338
is see you turn into
>>85638338
Is see you turn intoa fine ass woman
>>85638305
Aryan.
But Steven's definitely mixed-race
>>85638358
A giant woman
>>85638328
>>85638304
she just picked up her concern from her parents
she doesn't really know anything about the petro industry
It's nice that they changed the temple to add Amethyst's gem when she arrived.
>>85638419
*pedo industry
>>85638345
The way they did bismuth still bugs me.
It's not a strong metal.
It's not durable.
It shatters easily
It has a lower melting point than lead.
It looks pretty and forms pretty crystals.
If you could look at something and be described its properties and then be told, "now make the opposite of this," you'd end up with bismuth's design.
>>85638340
solid job friendo
>>85638393
I know that it'd be great
>>85638304
You think Connie lurks through /pol/?
The year 2016 has arrived.
A herd of fuckin' ugly gems.
are rushing from the
homeworld.
Shatter rate skyrockeded!
Earth is ruined!
Therefore, The Crystal Gems
called Steven's
relative "Stev"
for the massacre of the gems.
Stev is a killer machine.
Wipe out all 1.2 billion of
the homeworld gems!
However, in homeworld
there was a project
in progress! A project to
transform the deceased Pink
Diamond into an ultimate
weapon!
>>85638439
And I just can't wait
>>85638281
>>85637638
>>85638458
To see the fusion we'd make together
>Sugilite DEMANDS to suck your dick
What do?
>>85638407
>>85638392
I always headcanoed Steven as Italian American.
Any requests?
>>85638480
who am i to object such demand
>>85638052
Well, that's a mood killer
>>85638472
Because all I wanna do
What if Blue Pearl's cracked gem is inside the palanquin?
>>85638480
cry
>>85638480
>you like that, giant woman?
>>85638353
>She's a Mary Sue
Do you even fucking know what a Mary Sure is.
>>85638480
kill myself
>>85638480
I think I'd rather blow my head off than get my dick Graped.
>>85637315
We believe in you Steven.
And when the gems are all captured and lost,
when you're the only one left,
when everything is at it's worst,
You'll win.
>steven fuses with sam hyde
What episodes are the comfy-est and why is Watermelon steven one of them?
>>85638491
Some credence is lent to this by his alternate self saying arrivederci in Steven and the Stevens
>>85638497
Opal being pretty
>>85638497
more Peridot with Ronaldo
>>85638542
The chiptune soundtrack.
>>85638507
Is stick my dick into
>>85638512
I was thinking that maybe a corrupted Bearl is lurking inside it
>>85638497
Redesign Bismuth from the ground up with a basic understanding of the properties of the metal.
Yes I'm still mad.
>>85638512
>tfw you'll never explore the untamed places of the world
>tfw you won't walk amongst the giant ruins of a long forgotten race who walked to earth
>tfw all the corners of the map have been filled in
>>85638566
A giant woman
>>85638512
i'm more worried about corrupted Bloople being left in there tbqh
>>85638075
THIS IS MY MEME
>>85638497
Connie licking Pearl's spear
>>85638521
Centi is a mother right?
She needs a milf figure. Large breasts, wide hips.
>>85638419
There is zero reason to believe her parents understand the coming precipice or even care.
Connie probably just figured it out for herself.
>>85638529
Apparently I know what a Mary Sure is more than you. J. K. Rowling admitted that Harry Potter was a Mary Sue too.
>>85638579
Just because all the corners of the world are explored, doesn't mean you can't see their wonders for yourself, anon. :^)
>>85638231
So if Steven penetrates hard and deep into the ground, and releases his "goo stuff" he can create more gems?
>>85638491
That's true. Yet neither of his parents are.
>>85638612
Someone get to it
>>85638612
I suppose
>>85638512
Real talk, Buddy is pretty hardcore to have explored all of these gem ruins. How did he even get into the Lunar Sea Spire? Think about that for a moment. Or the strawberry battlefield pyramid? The Crystal Gems got lost and couldn't escape without destroying it, and Buddy Buddwick just waltzed right in, sketched some murals, and waltzed out again.
The man is HFY incarnate.
>>85638631
Can't say it's not possible
Opal is the best
>>85638491
>steven is an ancestor of henry hill
>greg's dad is secretly in the mafia
>he's also ezio auditore's great great great great great grandson
>>85638612
What kind of gem does she have anyway?
Wow... Conie is just so... wow
You're right guys. How could you not love this nose.
>>85638689
A green one.
>>85638631
No, that is retarded.
>>85637775
Don't see why not
>>85638666
I never really thought about it before, but yeah. Buddy Buddwick is fucking amazing.
>>85638680
Yeah I loved it when she sang one line of a song then never spoke again or devepoped any personality.
>>85638680
>people are Opalposting
never thought a day like this would come again
>>85638680
Are you sure about that?
>>85638666
Buddy could've used some sort of rope or grapple to get to the Sea Spire, although I too have no idea how he got into the pyramid.
>>85638666
Based BuddyOf course you would know, Satan
>>85638680
I prefer Sardonyx desu
I have fantasies about shoving my cock up her nostrils and fucking her brain
>>85638689
Never said. I just like to think its an emerald.
>>85638680
Maybe if she were more Oppai-l, if you get what I'm saying.
>>85638689
Trapiche Emerald.
>>85638725
Yes, because if Opal is around then that meansno Pearl or Amethyst.
>>85638680
>>85638724
Real talk
post the picture of Opals peach please
>>85638689
bug egg
>>85638705
cmon now
>>85638614
You brought that up the other day.
>>85638724
Once in a blue moon
>>85637315
Cree en Esteban.
>>85638784
Still stands as a valid argument. Are you going to argue against one of the most famous book writers of all time?
>>85638773
There's one earlier in the thread.
There another one?
So, any edit requests tonight?
>>85638614
Steven's a Mary Sue too, dude.
>>85638780
Fuck all these false flaggers, right? Connie is obviously so beautiful. Hating her should be considered /pol/ and reported
>>85638831
>>85638801
a good day indeed
>>85638817
>people know who she is therefore what she says is valid
TOP QUALITY
>>85638821
Pearl being mean.
>>85638666
HFY?
Yes fucking please.
>>85638862
>Meanwhile, I'm just another random shitposter on 4chan, so you should totally believe me over someone who writes for a living.
HAHAHAHA
>>85638714
>>85638340
Steven has had ENOUGH!
Opal's legs are amazing
>>85638871
I just wish she had some more lines, Sugilite had more lines for christsake
>>85638821
>>85638689
Green cat's eye apatite.
>>85638896
Yup
>>85638853
why not
>>85638890
>believe the person who writes books for 14 year olds who shitpost on 4chan
>"y-you go on 4chan! you're wrong!"
kek
>>85638820
there is one really lewd
hold up imma find myself
>>85638897
>you love Steven!
aww
>>85638897
She had a nice comic.
>>85638890
HITLER WAS REALLY FAMOUS GUYS.
WHY WOULD YOU BELIEVE WHAT SOME 4CHAN KID SAYS OVER HITLER?
>>85638897Just listen to some of Aimee's songs and pretend it's Opal singing
>>85638922
>>85638922
Hey guys, Connie is my favorite character so stop hating on her okay? I like how she represents people Asians with abnormally large noses just like me so that means she's great.
>>85638614
I could see Harry as a Mary Sue because he was basically the chosen one who survived the spell that was is supposed to be 100% chance of death. Connie however is just a nerd who took sword fighting lessons who took sword fighting lessons from pearl, and I can't really think of anything else that'd make her a Mary Sue. Care to explain how she is one?
Anyone who dislikes Connie hates brown people.
Confirmed.
>>85638831
I was gonna post this. I want her to treat me like her underage daughter
>>85638850
Calling attention to your own brand of shitposting as if to be ironic doesn't mean it isn't shitposting.
>>85638820
here we go
click at own riskhttp://i.imgur.com/kBwR2g2.jpg
>>85638953I'm going to go do this right now
>>85638951
>>85638923
>People on 4chan actually believe they're better than Hitler or J. K. Rowling
Top kek
>>85638987
I want her to treat me like her sexually frustrated husband.
>>85638850
>>85638705
>>85638977
Why are you so butt befuddled, Connie hater chan?
>>85638935
>Opal
>Resized
Heresy!
>>85639006
This is a good plan
Some sfw stuff from /aco/.
>>85638955
Tell me there's one of Lapis or a Diamond Pearl outfit.
Belly or unitard. give it now.
>>85639008
>hitler was a better writer than JK rowling
CONNIE IS A FUCKING TEASE!
>>85639004
Seen it
>>85638981
Connie is the wish fulfillment of nerds who think they'd be great at sword fighting if they were given the opportunity. She's basically Kirito from SAO except not in an mmo.
>>85639038
I have the comic in original size, but it's too big. So i'd have to break it up.
>>85638890
t. someone who didn't read Cursed Child
why can't Connie have two moms? I want to self-insert myself as Priyanka's abused wife.
>>85639032
ikr? These people should stop being such a dick to her. She's clearly a very beautiful girl and if you don't want to fuck her then you're wrong. Fucking shitposters.
>>85639069
Being a self insert character doesn't make her a Mary Sue though. We're actually supposed to think of her as flawed because she's a fully human character heavily involved with the crystal gems. She's the puzzle piece that doesn't fit in and never will.
>>85639085
Cursed Child wasn't actually written by Rowling, it was only made canon by her.
>>85639131
That just makes me trust her less.
>>85639117
little girls need fathers anon
it would be socially irresponsible to represent such a relationship as healthy and normal
>>85639069
I don't really get what your problem is? She's a likable character, she's cute and she's a good love interest for Steven. She's plays off of his bubbly personality really well. Plus it's interesting to see her and Steven kick ass as Stevonnie.
Fuck, you could say Steven is just the fantasy of nerds who want superpowers and be surrounded by hot girls 24/7.
>>85637697
Hard light constructs can't take off their clothesYou are right about PD
>>85639051
There isn't
>>85639121
She's a self insert character who just so happens to be the only human in the world to take part in Crystal Gem activities. That's what makes her a Mary Sue. The wish fulfillment is "I'm different, but that's because I'm secretly better than everyone else."
If Centipeedle retained enough of her memories to describe what happened to her, why wasn't she instinctively angry or scared of the Crystal Gems like she was in Monster Buddies? You would think regaining more of herself would make her more reactive to them.
>>85639117
You can still do it if you want to.
>>85639140
>not realizing there are kids raised by two fathers
>>85639138
a lot of her recent actions put into question her respect for her own work
>>85639118
>keeps on hating Connie because of her looks
WOMEN AREN'T JUST SEX OBJECTS YOU FUCKING PATRIARCH SCUM
Opal's Day Off - Mini Storytime
>>85639163
Because she believes in Steven.
Why don't you?
>>85639152
In what ways is Connie better then anyone on the team?
It says here that you don't consider Pearl as the best gem, care to explain that?
>>85639145
>Connie is cute
>>85637263
Feldspar?
>>85639152
>The wish fulfillment is "I'm different, but that's because I'm secretly better than everyone else."
This is just you making shit up. Connie isn't supposed to be better than everyone else. There are even episodes in which it's emphasised that she feels very inferior to the gems
>>85639163
Because in MB she wasn't scared of the CGs themselves, but of their weapons, and their hostility.
That was, like, the whole point of that episode.
>>85639186
>>85639145
Yeah, her VA is pretty decent.
>>85638714
W-was this the request I made earlier this week?
>>85639190
But I do. I'm not Steven btw
>>85639192
>>85639145
Connie's only meanigful contribution to the show is Stevonnie, and they have only showed up in like 4 episodes. Other than that, she has been a means for filler.
>>85639192
>Trusting Tumblr to not over-exaggerate racial and body features to the point of shit.
>>85638231
>>colorful goo
>>85639225
>we know pink diamond is the youngest diamond because she only had one planet
>We know rose belonged to PD
>the reason why rose is so unique and has so many powers is because PD is a babby and wanted a super special anime child/wanted to impress her sisters
>your quartz can blanka ball? Well MY quartz can raise a plant army! With healing tears!
>>85639190
>Liking worst gem
Didn't expect anything else from you, Todd.
>>85639190
Get back to working on ES:VI, Todd.
>>85639186
>after the mission is complete, opal immediately wants to end her existence
the saddest fusion ever
>>85639239
>thinking there's filler in SU
>>85639254
>>85639140
Connie was raised by some straighties and she didn't turn out THAT great.
>>85639190
Is sugar the best food?
Is there an updated size comparison chart of the gems?
>>85639278
The end
>>85639264
But he didn't say Amethyst.
this is my first time in sug.
are there assigned seats or do I just sit anywhere i want?
>>85639231
The one with Priyanka and Armstrog laying on the couch? Yes
>>85639308
thanks for the storytime anon
>>85639281
>straighties
>implying that she's the only offspring of a straight couple in existence
>>85639264
>worst gem
>>85639256
>Pink Diamond making Rose her Mary Sue Quartzona
I'd believe it
>>85639190
/r/ing Blue Diamond as Azura. signature star as chest gem
I really wanna know what fucking Opal would be like
How are you supposed to simulate being with a giant woman? They don't make sex robots that tall
>>85639311
Go to the moderator's office now
>>85639311
You are assigned by who your favorite gem is. Who do you choose?
>>85639310
>>85639264
They're both the worst because seeing them means you're not seeing opal.
>>85639239
>unlocked steven's bubble
>unlocked steven's healing powers
>reason for steven to get rose's sword out of lion for the first time
>taught steven about school directly leading to the events of mirror and ocean gem and basically kicking off the whole plot
>>85639345
There's only one optiontulpa
>>85639256
So, what then, each Diamond has a champion Quartz? Jasper isn't even the toughest boss?
>>85639323
Anytime, Anon. There's always room for more Opal
>>85639345
>>85639359
is mayonnaise a gem
How do CGs remember shit that happened thousands of years ago? Do they write it all down?
>>85639310
Take that back.
>>85639372
they don't maketulpasthat tall either
>>85639399
W-where does this go
My claustrophobia flared up
what's with all the conniefags? if y'all wanna fuck a little girl so much then go the loud house threads
Think of the gem you hate the most. Give it some thought, this is important. Got it? Good.Would you fuck them?
>>85639362
True
>>85639434
nowhere. he died.
>>85637676
that is very nice
>>85639373
no, blue diamond actually spent all her points on sapphire
>but my diamond why does this seer also need ice powers
>bitch just for asking now you gotta make her levitate
>>85639333
STRAIGHTIES GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>85639365
These powers would have shown up regardless whether or not Steven ever met Connie. Also, she caused a whole fucking slew of unnecessary events that could have been avoided without talking about school. Hell, Lapis ratted them out to Homeworld.
>>85639434
Beach City
>>85637315
BELIEVE IN STEVEN
>>85639458
That made me chuckle.
>>85639399
>IT'S
>MAH
>HOOOOLE!
>LOOK, IT'S ME-SIIIIIIIiiii..
>>85639458
So yellow diamond is just spamming lower quality gems?
>>85639449
Yeah I'd fuck Garnet.
>>85639414
Sure, your seat is in the corner. Go sit there and play the quiet game.
>>85639450
>>85639362
Such a correct statement
>>85639430
This is all about Opal's cock, not about hugging on to her torso/thighs and humping away
>>85639278
So if at any given time, Amy has an anus and Pearl does not (nor a digestive tract,) what happens when they fuse? Is it just either there or not there, like facial features?
What would have happened if Rose fused while preggers? Could she transfer the fetus to another gem via fusion?
Did Rose consciously maintain the form of her reproductive system and Amy her digestive system? Or did they decide to retreat to their gem and reform with those organs fully made?
>>85639449
I'm not a chub chaser so no I wouldn't fuck rose
>>85639434
You stay in there
All alone
Forever
Until you die from starvation or exposure
And nobody can hear you
And you can't move
And all you can ever feel is hard and cold stone encasing you from all directions
Until you stop moving
Then you wake up in afterlife
Which is exactly the same thing again
This time for the immortal eternity
>>85638821
So, no edit requests tonight then?
>>85638867
I don't really draw my own stuff, I just edit/vector over existing images to make them SU related.
>>85638899
I could probably do that one if I had the original of it.
Though not sure who I'd make it into.
>>85639117
Why does everyone disregard Doug so much? He's cute and a good guy.
>>85639200
She shits on herself. But that's every character in a story ever. Everyone wish fulfillment character doubts themselves, that's why people who are confident and popular get painted as evil in fanfics.
>>85639449
Lapis
I would hater fuck her booty hole
>>85639516
You don't have to be a chaser to find it attractive sometimes
>>85639449
yes
I mean, before she got aids
>>85639488
ZERG RUSH
Did peridot try to eat yet?
>>85639535
If you can turn this into Greg I'll suck my own dick
>>85639536
because most of SU's viewers like girls?
>>85639359
t-the blue...one?
>>85639528
I hate you
>>85639449
>Jasper
I'd say no considering I'd probably count as bestiality now.
>>85639244
Are you suggesting Tumblr would purposefully draw a character ugly and then say they're beautiful? HERETIC!
>>85639449
I would fuck peridot, hell I'd fuck ronaldo
>>85639536
I can self insert as Doug so he's cool in my book
>>85639568
WHICH BLUE ONE
>>85639528
It's not the sort of place you can stay. That implies it's a large space.
And you'd also be fossilized.
>>85637484
>"JASPER ANGRY!!!! GRRRR JASPER SMASH!!!!"
>"Uhh, Jasper? I think maybe now it's a good time to be angry"
>"That's my secret, Rose. I'm always angry"
>>85639434
It's from the Deep Cave in Edwards County, Texas. The entrance is just off camera.
Breathe, anon. Relax. This is a mapped cave system.
>>85639558
Sure, that should be easy.
You want the roller to be something else, remove it, or leave it alone?
>>85639570
Sorry, I just love triggering people with phobias.
Well, if you want, we can compare the height of Steven and shit
>>85639535
This with yellow pearl
>>85639611
Leave it
>"so who are we gonna cast as Steven in the SU movie?"
>"I've got it"
>>85639568
There are at least 4 blue ones. You can just sit is the corner with mayonnaise boy over here >>85639414
>>85639590
>>85639463
Not OR but what's bad about straights hanging here?
>>85639510
You are overthinking, pal.
>>85639595
CAN I PICK BOTH AND GET TWO SEATS
>>85639449
I would fill all of Lapis' orifices with my semen
>>85639611
Not him but you should turn it into Amethyst shapeshifted like one, with the face she had from the beachvolley episode as a ball.
>>85639650
SPOILER THAT SHIT
>>85639650
WHEN DID IT SAY BISMUTH WAS AUTISTIC
OR GENTLE
WHY DOES SHE LOOK LIKE A FUCKING ZOMBIE
WHY DOES SHE HAVE A DRESS AND A BOW ON
>>85639434
Not the same person, but look at this
>>85637373
>>85637339
>Our Ruby and Eyeball fighting on top of a giant Opal dressed as Liquid and Solid snake
Here you are.
>>85639449
Can I get fucked by zuke?
>>85639663everybody gets one
>>85639687
because why not?
>>85639650
<:' (
>>85639654
>You are overthinking, pal.
Somebody's gotta around here. These questions need answers.
>>85639557
anyone got that cut scene where amethyst explains to peridot what happens to food after you eat it?
>>85639650
>Mexican
Fucking hell I thought we were safe from turning into whiny 1st World Problem babies
>>85639650
This is why Trump needs to win.
>>85639689
BTW,they couldn't get him out and he died in that spot and they sealed the cave with his body still inside.
>>85639691
>EYEBALL!
>SISTAHHHhhhh
>>85639691
NOT YET RUBY, IT'S NOT OVER YET
>>85639650
>>85639650
i have several questions
LOL?
>>85639689
why would they try to save him? that was his hole, it was made for him
>>85639615
>>85639503
So, if we assume Mayor Dewey is around 6 feet, we can assume Opal is like.... 10 feet, or about 3 meters for eurofags
>>85639740hello nightmares, my old friends...
>>85639650
>paranoid
>autistic
>Mexican
oddly enough, you can sense all of those in that drawing
even being Mexican
>>85639748
>>85639749
>RUBY, DID YOU LIKE MY SUNGLASSES?
>>85639362
They're the top 2 and Opal is mediocre. Homeworld fags need not apply.
>>85639691
pic is relevant
>>85639729
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=steven+universe+cut+scene+where+amethyst+explains+to+peridot+what+happens+to+food+after+you+eat+it
>>85639740
My day has been ruined
Do you think he embraced death or was he having a breakdown
>>85639650
>everyone always shits on this artist for their SU stuff
>tfw I like their art as long as it isn't fanart
p-pls don't bully them
>All this Opal
This is the best
>>85639792
>on neptune
>THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE
>>85639650
>currently non communicative
what a fucking drama queen
>>85637638
WHAT A POWERFUL STAND
I want a male gem named Bloodstone who basically looks like this.
>>85639689
>>85639740
Fuck, now I'm starting to feel it. I was expecting a small hole not Satan's asscrack leading into the bowels of hell. I can feel the walls crushing in on my limbs just imagining that place.
>>85639764
>>85639762
>>85639738
>>85639737
>>85639720
>>85639687
>>85639685
>>85639650
They're certainly right about Poil being autistic
>>85639859
>male gem
SHITLORD
H
I
T
L
O
R
D
>>85639820
That actually looks halfway-decent, why the fuck do these artists always make them look purposefully ugly?
>>85639859
Now I do too.
>>85639723
when they fuse, they're Opal, and Opal has whatever they both agree upon (and falls apart if they don't)
Rose most definiteyl avoided fusing while being pregnant. also she most certainly reformed with her womb, maintaining it shapeshifted for 9 months would be too much of a pressuredon't quote me on any of that tho
>>85639769
Now, we take Mayor Dewey's 2ft head and shrink it to half and make it look like a dick.
This is a 12 inch dick compared to opal's body.
>>85639866
>>85637638juvenile, i know
>>85639691
can someone draw rose as the boss from mgs3?
Neo Rainbow Quartz
>>85639813
He was freaking out and squirming like he had a chance all the way until the end, when he realized he couldn't even take his own life he felt true terror.
>>85639878
>>85639859
Why cant we have a gem voice by a male? it can still be a female gem you know...
>>85639449
>yellow pearl
I'd get her all excited about it first. I'd get her looking forward to it the day before, then the day of leading up I'd tease her. I'd brush up against her, slyly touch her, and leave her at the point that her gem's dripping wet just going about her day.
Then, that night, I'd tell her I need to go get a special something, and that she should be waiting for me when I get back...On the way out I'd tell every jasper, peridot, and ruby I ran into that yellow pearl wanted to talk with them.I'd make doubly sure to tell Yellow Diamond that her pearl demanded to speak with her and wouldn't leave her room otherwise.smug ass bitch, can't hide behind your diamond now, can you?
>>85639917
what a way to go
>>85639813
>He said they were able to free Jones initially using a rope-pulley system. At that point, Jones had been hanging, headfirst, at a 70- or 80-degree angle for more than eight hours, said Utah County Sheriff's Sgt. Tom Hodgson.
>It was around 4:30 p.m. Wednesday when rescuers got him loose. They were able to give him an IV, food and water. He also received a needed morale boost after he was able to talk to his wife over a police radio.
>For a few hours there were sighs of tentative relief. They finally cracked open the boxes of pizza and cases of water, and broke out in smiles suggesting the worst was over.
>That only lasted for a few hours.
>Once Jones was free of the 18-by-10-inch crevice, rescuers said an "equipment failure" caused the rope system that was hoisting the man out of the cave to drop him back into the same, narrow gap.
>His family remained with him at the scene, later joined by his parents and his wife. They were able to communicate with him using a radio network set up by police.
>John Edward Jones died around midnight Wednesday while trapped in a tight section of Nutty Putty Cave. He leaves behind a wife and a baby daughter, and a second child expected in June.
>>85639932
Because Steven Jewniverse is for fat women only
>>85639932
why would you want a female gem to have a male voice
>>85639912
Sardoynx already does a drill .
>>85639449
Lapis was practically made for hate-fucking
>>85639912
Actually, this has me thinking.
If Steven and Pearl fused, it would still be Rainbow Quartz right? Obviously not the same form but still the same character.
>>85639932
watch out buddy, matt burnett might read this and throw a hissy fit
>>85639932
Fuck off REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>85639866
I mean hey its not that bad (besides the airbrush coloring) if it wasnt fanart
>>85639740
At that point I would just scream to ask them to gas my shit up. I wonder if they did that. Probably mercy killed the fellow, wonder who had the balls to do it though. You work and train your whole life to save people and this one you just gotta put out like a stray fucking dog.
>>85639910
I'll probably do this later.
>>85639954
No because Steven's human side plays a role too. Plus Steven and Rose don't have the same personality/experiences/ideals/etc.
>>85639898
NOW HERE'S THE AVERAGE 6 INCH DICK
So, this is just Opal, probably one of the smaller Fusions. It's probably something like Smoky < Opal < Sardonyx < Sugi < Alex.
Your 6 inch dick is probably about like a girl taking a 2-3 inch dick.
>>85639941
>nutty putty cave
This man died in a Kirby level
>>85639988
Honestly, seeing the Boss and Rose or Jasper interact with one another would be an interesting conversation.
>>85638821
Smokey Quartz?
>>85639964
Still funny.
>>85639932
>Dr. Gemfriend
Do it Sugar
>>85640002
>Opie will never be canon
>>85640002
But what about the Murdercock?
>>85639449
>Lapis
> psycho abuser sadist bitch who feels perfectly justified in destroying or violating the sanity, bodily autonomy and possessions of others if she feels a bit upset
No, absolutely not touching that shitpile of crazy drama even with a stick.
>>85639964
>>85639963
>>85639947
im just saying for a show that really likes to throw tumblr homo gender shit it's really strict about what "gender" can a gem be.
>>85639866
>>85639650
masterpieces
>>85640005
I just woke up my entire town
>>85640068
Because only lesbians are allowed to be in media. Notice how Legen of Korra, Adveture Times and other TV shows feature lesbians but rarely will you ever see gay males being featured and having important relationships.
>>85639859
>>85639878
>>85639892
>>85639932
>muh male gems
Let's not go down this road again. There might be another way...
https://youtu.be/InRMwptcgAo
>>85639989
But I thought the gem typing was the only thing that mattered. Of course, it'll look different because of the human side, but it would still be a Rainbow Quartz. Look at what Smokey said in Earthlings.
>When a Rose Quartz fuses with an Amerhyst, you get a Smokey Quartz.
By this logic, any Amethyst and Rose Quartz would become a Smokey Quartz. The form would just be different depending on the look of the before gems.
>>85640053
Lemme figure this out.
>>85640005
>>85640056
>>85640094
>>85639820
>Writing all that TMI and self-diagnosing shit in their bio
They deserve to be bullied, anon.
>>85639948
now that we know smoky has a yo-yo I am fully onboard with combat parasol RQ
>>85640103
This dialogue confirms Rose and Amethyst never fused
>>85640100
>>85640068
I want a gem who is the lone samurai archetype. Doesn't even have to be a male gem. But I do want the gem to be a badass.
>>85640103
The difference is that Steven's human body, as opposed to the gems, isn't just a projection. It's real, organic matter. So his fusions will always possess something human, see how Stevonnie looks fully human instead of looking odd like all the other fusions we've seen so far. Smoky Quartz, for example, only has 3 arms instead of 4.
>>85640128
lol is that based off this or the other way around?
Would it be better with 22 minute episodes?
>>85640153
The best weapons in fiction are things that aren't traditionally seen as weapons in real life
>>85639820
People who put all that shit in their bio do indeed to be mocked ruthlessly until they kill themselves, desu.
>>85640100
Are you thinking what I'm thinking /B1/?
>>85638821
Draw any character with the most exaggerated minority racial features and body shape you can.
>>85640162
the more balance and connection the fusion has, the more human it looks. Garnet is even more human than Smoky, and she's two pure gems.
>>85640162
Yes I get that.
What I'm saying is overall, it will still form a Rainbow Quartz. It could be fucking 4 feet tall and have 3 arms, but it would still be a Rainbow Quartz.
>>85639859
Jasper already is Nathan Explosion tho
Who knows, she might even be Bloodstone Jasper
>>85640171
No clue, lol
>>85638480
Throw a banana in the other direction
>>85637315
BELIEVE IN STEVEN
>>85640171
The black & white one is en edit from a manga, which is the original.
>>85638821
Bismuth please
>>85639449
>garnet
This would only end in femdomIn 99 possible futures, you cum before i doThis better be number 100
>>85640172
On the plus side, I get to sit and watch episodes for longer.
On the con side, episodes would probably come out at a much slower rate, and would have a lot of pointless parts.
What do you guys think?
Do you think there have been other rebellions on other gem-controlled colonies?
Do you think Earth's rebellion was the only successful one?
>>85640128
Yeah, you heard me.
notevenwitharenteddick.jpeg
>>85640209
I guess that makes sense.
>>85640212
I wasn't disagreeing with that. Just saying that it won't resemble the Rainbow Quartz we already saw.
>>85638821
Lapis, if you can.
>>85640259
I really like the name for this
>>85640259
>Sans stands for Steven After Not Surviving
>the rumored upcoming episode title "Jasper's Corruption" turns out to be real
>Netflix describes it as Jasper joining the team
>but it's about her
Your face when?
>>85640259
This never gets old.
>Cloud 9 wins
a waste of my fucking time watching those games
>>85640182
Oh, I think I am, B2.
>>85640262
I'd assume that other rebellions would've been mentioned by Peridot, Lapis, or Jasper, so I'd be inclined to believe Earth's rebellion was the only rebellion large enough to be of note. I'd love to hear what other anons have to say, though. :^)
>>85640259
all things considered, those two do have a lot in common - short height, chubby, same smile, similar fashion choices, love to bad puns and unwillingness to commit violence unless absolutely nessessary
>>85640236
Are you referring to this?
I think I like the idea of Lapis being a yandere
the war-drums hum low in my boots
a thudding, beating pulse
drowning all thought
not hot-blooded zeal
http://www.strawpoll.me/11041043/r
>>85640301
It's not an upcoming episode title, it's an upcoming , uhhh, marathon I think?
I forget exactly what the thing is called.
>>85640301
The keks and (you)s would implode /sug/
>>85640301
Steven Universe is on Netflix???
>>85640338
why
>>85640301
>Big Boss the gem finally gets a story arc deserving of her?
>Bust a nut
Dewey and Buddy were saved by Alexandrite.
The Temple was carved before the founding of Beach City, and Amethyst may not be the chest gem.
Rubies are really dumb.
>>85639449
>Peridot____No.________________________________________________________Especially if she___________________________________________________________________________________________Still nahAnd if itwas before she even came to earth, she seemed like an uptight bitch it would be fun to break down. I might do it like that. If she kept the lemonhancers on.
>>85640343
It's a marathon and it already aired.
>>85639840
>what a fucking drama queen
>several posts replying to that picture every single time its posted going "REEEEEEEE I HATE IIIIIIIIIIIT"
irony
>>85640068
I just fucking realized
>all gems are female
>homeworld is a fucked up horrible place
This is what happens when women rule the world without male's suprivison
Rebecca said Rose and Pearl had a romantic relationship. This means Rose is a cheating slutand Pearl is a cuck
>>85640311
>>85640209
That's a myth
>>85640357
>big boss gem
>notDOOM
>>85640376
Homeworld won't become a decent place to live until it has patriarchy, which will happen when Steven becomes king.
>>85637315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGHaBqgCfPA
arrivederci steven for the last image. The tradition must continue....
>>85640328
Pearl doesn't kill humans. Not because it's wrong -- they're just the local bugs, even if they look like people they aren't gems.
Pearl doesn't kill humans because humans don't go poof they leak and make a mess.
>>85640376
Clever clod
>>85640301
Thanks to you I've left my mark, and so have you.
We're both Biggs Jasper.
>>85639936
...
I feel substantially worse about this now that I've posted it.
>>85640307
i think imt is a bit more fun to watch so i was cheering for them, i'm not too upset though since this gives the best teamclga better shot at worlds
>>85640387
And thats why Pearls going to get Rose back by cuck her by fucking Connie while Steven watches.
Best gems
>>85640301
>>85640364
What episodes were in it?
Just SoS episodes?
GOYGEM
>>85640443
>CLG
>>85640053
Yo, figuring this out was a bitch. But here's a chart, to try and figure it out. It's super shit but whatever
>>85637349
>>85640422
I want Jasper to suffer by making her play Funny Pizza Land
>>85640338
>no 78%
this poll tells more than any other poll about the avarage sug poster
>>85640338
I'm brushing my teeth as I read through this thread. But after I'm done I will spit out the paste and go to bed. No I don't floss
>>85640376
Sugar is a sexist stereotyping shitlord confirmed
>>85640494
absolutely, but not rubies
>>85638155
KANGS!!!
>>85640338
i'm going to vomit
Is Steven a nu-male or an alpha male?
>>85640524
Neither
>>85640462
Yeah, the Jasper Under Sea arc.
>>85640494
What would be the point in having boobs but no nipples. Biologically I mean.
>>85640494
No, because tits with no nipples are just pointless.
>>85640480
yeee that's right, i'm a pretty new fan having started supporting them in the middle of the scarra era, but the founder is from my hometown so i'll always follow them regardless of how shitty at mechanics their roster is
>>85640524
He's pretty nu-male. He crossdressed for crying out loud.
>>85638338
Is see a woman's vagina.
Post best gem now!
>>85640556
>get out
>>85640553
Storage of fat, I guess
>>85640483
So, Greg is about 6ft. Was probably about that height, considering he looks about the same as he does now in the extended intro, when Steven was about 7 or w/e.
Rose is probably about 7ft, if Garnet hasn't changed heights since then
>>85640494
Are they corrupted? Why do they have spots all over there bodies?
>tfw my highschool gf was practically identical to Connie in every way including shitty fantasy books, tennis, and doctors for parents
It's all been downhill since then boys
I want strawberries the size of watermelons to be real.
When are we going to get a Gem who has a gun.
>>85640524
He's just Steven, he doesn't fit the retarded superimposed conventions of a bunch of angry asocial nerds and he doesn't need to.
>>85640338
Why does no one here floss?
>>85640560
I hopped on at the beginning of S3, and baby it's been a long road, but it was so worth it, being in New York for the S5 finals watching them kick TSM's teeth so hard down their throat that their assholes could chew ice.Aphromoo is my all time favorite player as well
>>85640608
genetic engineering
>>85640600
Storytime
>>85640576
Okay
>>85640589
BUT IN THE MOMENT THAT I SHIT MYSELF
>>85640608
>Let take you down
>>85640589
But didn't Greg describe Rose as 8ft?
>>85640609
pearl has lasers
>>85640620
Not an old person concerned about my health yet.
>>85640608
get breeding
>>85639866
>Lapis is hot topic Spike Spiegel
>Peridot is just in a burqa
Almost as bad as random Indian man pearl
>>85640600
What went wrong with the relationship?
>>85640620
I use a toothpick to get the excess gunk out
>>85640608
We'll get them soon if the anti-GMO crowd doesn't fuck things up.
doing requests
3rd gets it
no color though
>>85640633
I FLYYYYYY LIKE A COCK
>>85640608
I'd like it to, if the damned things wouldn't go bad so quickly.
>>85640633
FLYYYYYYYYY LIKE A COCK
>>85640639
>Self admitted worst gem
Get real, anon!
>>85640609
they use light and lasers, using powder to shoot a rock probably seems very inefficient to them
>>85640649
IF he was correct.
But lets go with 7ft for now, and assume greg was still, like, 2 feet below her so she seemed tall as fuck.
Anyways, theres room for like, 7 inches of flacid murdercock in those pants.
>>85640679
Pearl as a Roman legionnaire. :^)
Cinnabar and Asbestos When?
I want irredeemable edgy fucks that are inherently toxic to organic life sent in by the diamonds like some kinda ginyu force.
>>85640661
>>85640684
They would rot before they're even edible.
>>85640657
No, I just want a Gem to pull out a realistic pistol or something like that. Bonus points if she anti climatically ends a fight.
>>85640320
>unwillingness to commit violence unless absolutely nessessary
sans is just too lazy to be violent.
>>85640679
nude opal
>>85640576
They are all best gem :)
>>85640714
they have different motivation, yes
but the result is the same
>>85640679
cutie centi
>>85640705
>Putting women in attire that purposefully makes them less attractive
Why is this allowed? Do you WANT the terrorists to win?!
>>85640679
you eating greg's head
>>85640694
I'm ashamed that I know that art style.
>>85640609
>some gem lands on earth to deal with CG
>"WHO THE FUCK ARE Y--"
>while pearl talks she pulls a magic glowing ak47 out of her forehead where her gem is located and guns down the crystal gems
>>85640747
Ok, see you next thread
>>85640662
>>85640630
There's really no story, like many things in life. We both moved away for college and it became infeasible. I basically gave up on life at that point though.
>>85640766
thx m8
>>85640734
No they're not.
>>85640679
Lapis sitting in a bird nest on an egg
>"The Great Switcharoo" September 11, 2016
The Crystal Gems switch their weapons for a day
>"Onion Boy" September 18 2016
Steven an onion life.
>"Lapis lays an egg" September 25, 2016
Steven helps his country friends to take care of an egg.
>"Gem Harvest" October 20, 2016
Steven helps the gems to clean up the temple.
>"Relese and Catch" October 27, 2016
Steven runs through the temple.
http://kametsu.com/topic/54797-warning-spoilers-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/?page=11#comment-499104
>>85640696
FUCK THE IMAGE LIMIT. But a dick can somtimes increase up to twice the size when hard. If this happens with greg, he gets a 14 INCH MURDERCOCK. If you put that up with Rose's body, it's already up in her kidneys and past her gem.
>>85638491
he's probably meant to come across as being partjewish
>>85640615
This essentially.
>>85637409
Inb4 they go full Bleach with corrupted gems
>>85637315
i dont believe anymore
>>85640524
(C) professional beach hunk
If you're evil and you're u p m y b u t t
>>85640792
OH BOY
Name a human being in Steven Universe that is either gay, transsexual, or dresses like a hipster/has hair dyed stupid colors and lots of piercings.
>>85637315
BELIEVE IN STEVEN
>>85640615
Why the fuck is anyone on 4chan unironically calling other people on 4chan nerds? Are you that oblivious to what site you're on?
>>85640621
that's awesome that you saw it live anon, here's hoping i get to watch them fuck c9 when i go watch the finals in toronto next week
>>85640854
Lars has the shittiest piercings a person can get
>>85640854
Lars
>>85640162
There's no reason to assume that SQ don't all have 3 arms. It's this sort of fallacious line of thinking that resulted in the "Jasper is a fusion" theory.
>>85640854
Lars fulfills all three of those.
>>85640854
I'll go with Lars for 300
>>85640903
>>85640892
>>85640889
LARSMIND
Nephrite, transform en moi!
>>85640792
>Release and Catch
>After already having an episode called Catch and Release
I call bullshit.
>>85640869
Just wanted to bait angry nerds like you.
>>85638553
I finished the drawing, I'll deliver on the next thread.
>>85640933
>baby's first day playing detective
>>85640792
>Steven an onion life.
what the fuck does that mean
LAPIS FLAPIS
>>85639269
I'm at loss, anon.
>>85640872
Have fun anon, a live event like that is a lot of fun, I really enjoyed myself.
If you want to get pictures with the teams, get in line before the interview with the winning team is over, because most people stay inside the seating area while the interview is going on
that's how I got a picture with CLG
>>85640609
Like this?
http://imgur.com/a/NSAr3
>>85640792
IS THIS REAL???!?
>>85640969
steveb an onion lfie
i'm looking for a picture, it's Steven, Connie, Lapis, and Preidot at a comic con. Lapis and Peridot are dressed as characters from Camp Pining Hearts, Steven is dressed as one of the G.U.Y.S. and Connie is dressed as an Unfamiliar Familiar character, Jasper is at the con, too, dressed as Connie's character and Connie glomps her, any one have that?
>>85640969
He accidentally a whole onion
>>85640970
Delete this
>>85640933
You question that, but not "Lapis lays an egg"?
>>85640991
well how do you think?
>>85637315
BELIEVE IN STEVEN
>>85641013
Lapis lays an egg has been confirmed for ages.
>tfw The Answer inspired you to write another fairy-tale about a girl with future-vision who meets somebody she can't predict like Sapphire
>you have two brilliant plots but neither of them make her future vision anything but a side-note
kill me
>>85641002
we're at the image limit anon
Which gem would enjoy Nier the most?
>>85640553
Gems can choose their form.
>>85641051
You should go on with your story, anon. It seems like it really has some potential to be quite interesting. :^)
>>85641013
That one actually sounds real: LAPIS TAKES CARE OF AN EGG! She'll learn the beauty of life on earth. They have to set that up for when shesaves earth from the Diamonds in the finale
>>85640792
Other then Lapis lays an egg, the rest is fake as fuck doe
What ever happened to that tentacle monster back in Reformed?
>>85640356
i stopped when the AP reported that a survey of flossing research showed that it provided few or no health-related benefits.
brushing teeth is still important, and there may still be times where flossing is still needed to remove trapped food... but 99% of the time, it's unnecessary.
>>85640487
Lapis achieved new levels of sexy when she stopped combing her hair.
>>85640930
Misquote, friend.
>>85641147
It still lives in Amethyst's room.
>>85641168
Yeah, the permanent bedhead really does it for me
>>85641199
The gems fought and presumably poofed it during the Steven Box Opening short.
>>85641230
Meant for >>85641147
>>85641230
But Amethyst needs a buddy.
>>85641277
Buddies don't poof buddies 3 times in one episode.
Speaking of which why the ever loving fuck did Pearl take so long to reform?
>>85641331
So she didn't reform with feet for hands.
>>85640938
"I-I was only trolling!"
haha you're worthless, someone calls you out and you have to do that damage control shit.
>>85641331
shes an aspci
>>85641378
Boohoo, cry me a fucking river.
>>85641230
But the joke of the slinker is that they can never poof it because it keeps getting away.
i've had an awful day, /sug/. please post cute gems next thread
>>85641331
It's just her personality. Maybe it reminds her of the rebellion and fighting for Rose, or Rose healing her.
I do hope she's poofed again so they can redesign her. I am starting to dislike the ballerina outfit.
>>85641403
you have to be 18 to post here friendo
About time for the new thread
>>85641455
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>>85641455
>>85641403
uh oh, anon's trying to be a tough guy
>>85641462
>page
>eight
>>85637315
believe in steven
>>85641462
lmao
>>85641462
faggot
>>85641462
now we get to see how asleep the mods are today
>>85641462
2 more pages boi
>>85641507
they are quite awake
>>85641462
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>>85641507
holy shit it's already gone they're awake
>>85641507
They already killed it
>>85641507
mods are gods!
>>85641447
>>85641468
Triggered?
>>85641462
brutal, deleted in less than 1 minute
I hope you have learned your lesson
>>85639691
Thanks. Getting that request filled never stops being entertaining. Last time was a bit fancier but I feel like yours has a lot of character.
>>85641544
naw you're just like every generic tryhard on here lmao, get lost
>>85641374
>>85641392
Even then, Amethyst was able to reform in a few minutes perfectly fine. Pearl took fucking weeks for no apparent reason other than tormenting Steven.
>>85641433
Maybe.
>>85641544
Hi, Kevin. Hey, you forgot to bring me my keys, you know, for the car you stole.
>>85640880
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>>85640928
>the only person in SU who is arguably a tumblrite in the "tumblr show" is depicted as a mean spirited piece of shit asshole
Do you ever wonder ifmaybe its just pretending to be a tumblr show
>>85641611
I don't think "tumblr show" is the same thing as "show tumblr likes"
>>85641611
Dude are you a youtube prankster
Because that social experiment was on-point
>>85641580
Yep, he's triggered.
>>85641595
It mine now, fag. Maybe if I get bored of it you'll find it out of your doorstep one morning, but don't count to get it back in one piece.
>>85637315
BELIEVE IN FUCKING STEVEN
>>85641611
SU is too fundamentally optimistic to be a "tumblr show." All they do is whine.
>>85641635
this
if a show appealed directly to the tumblr crowd it would please one half, piss off the other, and alienate normies
>>85641690
Best ship
>>85641690
post more sailor Lappy next thread
>>85641690
Best gems, right there
>>85641717
ill see what I got, anon
>>85641592
The simple answer is best: Pearl was being precise and fancy with her reincarnation. While it looks rather bland (to me, at least), Peridot was able to see that she was a "fancy" Pearl at a quick glance of her ribbon.
My guess is that the data/light/whatever makes up the gem body was very precise, and Peri could see that. Meanwhile, Amethyst just throws data wherever so that she can reform quickly, even if it's rough around the edges.
>>85641775
What gem is this?
>>85641775
brilliant final image.
>>85641812
White Diamond
>>85641812
Rose Quartz
>>85641775
We must secure the existence of Our Diamond and a future for Gem Kindergartens
https://soundcloud.com/stupit-uncle-fill/stronger-than-miracles
>>85641812
MY DIAMOND
>>85641812
Cremation Diamond
>>85641775
Seig Heil Mein Diamant!
>>85641868
YOUR DIAMOND
>>85641611
I mean,
>Matriarchal Society is shown as incompetent and failing. Completely rational
>All of the mother figures (the Gems) are shown to have some PTSD or self-hate, were as the father figure is rich and only has self doubt when Stevens mother figures look down on him.
>Steven, despite not wanting to make a intsakill weapon, is still willing to show some Rubies a fate worse then death.
>Amethyst was a gem constantly given the whole "You can do anything dispite you're birth." repeatably fails
I haven't been here since monday, what did I missed?
>>85641893
PINK DIAMOND
When and where did we get the leaked episode titles last time?
>>85637676
I was about to post this one too
>>85641911
You mispelled pank
>>85640747
Ok im done
Will post in next thread
>>85641943
PRANK Diamond
>>85641703
The fatass and the narc
>>85642015
rose be like "just a prank bro"
>>85641916
The basic gist of the S3 episode title leaks was that they were posted on a Turner scheduling server and that data was made available to various other sites, including Toonzone and others. While some (most? all?) of the episode titles were taken down from the service, fans noticed and recorded everything.
The reason the data was public was probably some intern's error, forgetting to set a "do not release until X date" flag somewhere in a data management tool.
>>85642015
More likeSTANKDiamond
THIS THREAD IS GOING DOWN!
>>85641902
Steven and Greg are also the moral centers of the show. Steven somewhat more obviously, but Greg is a great dad.
>>85642109
WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>85642109
WHAT ABOUT FLAPPY!?
>>85642109
WHAT ABOUT HITLER
>>85642109
WHAT ABOUT CONNIE THE JEW
>>85642130
>>85642132
THERE'S NO TIME
>>85642132
THERE'S NO REICH.
>>85642144
>>85642132
>>85642130
THERE'S NO TIME!
Why is Opal quiet if Amethyst is sociable and Pearl has no problems with speaking her mind?
>>85642151
http://i.imgur.com/lmOFAkT.jpg
>>85642109
WHAT ABOUT PRANK DIAMOND
>>85642167
Aimee Mann is expensive, she charges per syllable.
>>85642164
SQUADALA WE'RE OFF
>>85642151
>>85642162
>>85642164
you got this pearl
>>85637297 (OP)
>>85637297 (You)
This thread is dead so lets fuck around
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>>85642204
YOU DARE BRING ARCHIVE TO MY LAIR? YOU MUST DIE!!
>>85642257
IT'S OVER ISN'T
>>85642279
no comrade-premier
it has only just begun
>>85642279
IT ALL KEEPSS
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWNNN
>>85642309
if you are still here say your name and god bless your soul
NEW THREAD WHEN?
>>85642326
who's gonna make the new thread?
>>85642343
my name is anon for we are many
>>85642360
hey me too
>>85642369
Wow, me too
>>85642360
goodbye i'll see you on the other side
>>85642352
If you don't do it, I will.
COMRADE SERGEI I AM SCARED
>>85640854
kofi. mr smiley, Jane, Jaime, barb, yellowtail, mr fryman, doug, priyanka...
new therd
>>85642411
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>>85642411
>>85642391
Im not making shit so go ahead
>>85642398
enter the void and become wind
new thread
>>85642427
>>85642427
>>85642427
>>85642444
fucking cmon mate
lllll
>>85642444
lel
>>85638075
Can we have just one thread without jasperfags?