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>This guy can climb anything >ANYTHING

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>This guy can climb anything
>ANYTHING
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>>85625317
Should have gotten an intro
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Can he climb out of your mother's vagina?

>>85625324
Did he have one in the original cut?
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>>85625332
Does it fall under the category of "anything"?
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>>85625317
Only Katana can climb my dick.
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>>85625354
Anons mums vagina is
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>>85625457
You only think that because the movie didn't show enough of his superior climbing ability
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>>85625317
Will he show up in the comics now?
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>>85625317

I must say, he was a climber, elisted for a top-of-a-skyscraper rescue mission.
If you have one available, who can be forced to come pick you up, it kinda makes sense to put him in the SKWAAD
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>>85625516
They got another guy to die in comic. DC's synergy sucks dicks.
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>inb4 a bunch of lame stories of Slipknot climbing silly stuff
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Just like mowing the lawn
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>>85625317
Why did they change his gimmick? In the comics he just strangled people with fancy ropes.
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>>85625317
I once heard that this guy scaled Trump Tower like it was nothing. Truly a force to be reckoned with.
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>>85625317
Slipknot's best power is the ability to climb into pocket dimensions and out, making it look like he's teleporting. He can also climb into the minds of people and control them, or at least induce ideas.
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>>85625317
Is that the dude from Angryjoe?
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>>85625736
One time he was in china, saw the chinese wall and climbed it.
He got 5 years in the chinese detention camp.

And he climbed yo mother.
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>>85627264
Fun fact the other joe from angry joe was hyped because if slipknots actor.
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The movie never explained how Waller was able to throw away the hole before he climed out
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Someone said Bury Khalifa is unclimable.
Than came Slipknot and climbed it.

And he climbed yo father
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The irs spacestation is so high above the earth, you can only reach it with a spaceshuttle.
Slipknot climbed up to it.
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>>85629008
Left out "serial rapist".
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>>85629070
More like serial ropist
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Adam beach learned fancy fight tricks with rooe and the funny thing is Ayer didn't even know.
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What was the point of him being in the movie? If they wanted to show the bombs were real couldn't they have just injected a dummy or something
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>>85625317
But can he climb why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
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>>85629196
It was a reference to the comic where the Slipknot gets his arm blown off because Boomerang convinced him to try and escape.
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>>85629070
Was that really his backstory? Also what was the power set of comic Slipknot?
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>>85629472
It was his backstory for the movie that was one of many things that got cut. It's also why he punched that bitch in the beginning, because he was the one character you weren't supposed to feel for. Comic slipknot is more or less basically the same, just with a really garish costume.
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>>85629430
ANYTHING
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>>85629472
>>85629517
I think the only thing they mention in the comics is that he uses an unbreakable rope to kill people.
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>>85625317
he wasn't fast enough to get to a higher ground away from the explosion radius.
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>>85627231
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He can climb out of any prison

He'll show up in the sequel after climbing out of the grave
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>>85629595
You underestimate his power
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Can he climb himself?
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>>85625700
yeah, thats what i said.

Instead of dying on their way to the top of the building....just climb, rescue, and it would of been over.
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>>85629595
His soul climbed to another plan of existence
You're mortal bodies are no match for the Power of Slipknot
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Remember the time, that Slipknot climbed out of the bottomless pit?
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>>85629595
Have any more pics of my waifu anon?
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>>85629619
>>85630107
Everybody said
>you cannot climb out of hell
But Slipknot climbed out of hell!
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>>85630247
Yes, i remember.
Everyone said
>he will never climb out of thi
But he did!
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The Joker swam to the batcave

but Slipknot climbed his rope to the watch tower
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>>85629172
Didnt believed you.
Now i want a Slipknot tie-in movie.

Do you think Slipknot could be DC Deadpool?
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So power levels

1, Slipknot
2. Diablo
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>>85630716
He beat this level on his first try.
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Can he climb his past?
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>>85631052
no

He is already over them.

and now, there is nowhere but UP for him, there is no down hill.
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>>85630849
>implying he isn't already
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>>85625317
I was actually planning on making a story where Slipknot beats the JL.
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>>85630849
>Now i want a Slipknot tie-in movie.
no body expected it to succeed, but his box office record just kept climbing.

At the end of time, Slipknot the movie is the highest grossed movie.
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>>85629517
It wasn't, bro. Slipknot was never a rapist.
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>>85631127
Slipknot's powers are only climbing, he can reach Superman level of bull shit.
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>>85629880
ANYTHING, ANON, ANYTHING

so yes
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He'll climb out of the depths of hell and be in the Sequel.
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>>85631046
lol
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>>85631146
top anon

>>85631240
amen
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>>85631153
>Slipknot was never a rapist
That's knot true.
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>>85631146
>Slipknot centered comic comes out
>Climbs the chart, becoming number one for years
>Suddenly, Slipknot becomes the icon of DC comics
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>>85630972
Fucking normies
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>>85625332
Yes. He was going to be a serial rapist but they cut that out.
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>>85625457
not much of a climb
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What do you think his favorite Miley Cyrus song is?
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>>85631327
I always said he could be DC's Spiderman, using ropes like Spiderman uses webs.
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>>85627231
Araki please
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>>85631046
That picture made my blood pressure climb
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>>85627264
no, that's Angry Joe
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>>85629517
>>85631306

lol some /tv/ retard just made this up anon

Stop believing the shittposting
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>>85629196
read the comic
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can Slipknot be the chucknorris of DC?
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Slipknots favourite Playstation game
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can he climb into the shadows of people?
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>>85631980
He is

He even can climb on Chuck Norris

>>85632065
He can
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>Suicide Squad 2
>Mission begins
>Slipknot appears
>Smith: Aww hell naw, you ded.
>Waller: As we said before, Slipknot can climb anything. He climbed out of his grave
>Boomerang: What the negro said, HELL NAW
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Quick sketch
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>>85631866
>lol some /tv/ retard just made this up anon
And /tv/ had accurate SS spoilers weeks before it premiered. I'd trust something from there rather than a faggot /co/mrade's assumptions (You).
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>>85629008
>Mastery of Ropes
>A master in the use of elaborate ropes
>Christopher Weiss
>Weiss
>Jewish Native American

Is this the worst villain to ever grace the silver screen? Like this fucker is really lame. Why not just put Crazy Quilt in the Suicide Squad??
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>>85631146
>Slipknot tie-in movie
>tie-in
I kek'd
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>>85632583
>Jew named "CHRISTopher"
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>>85632664
>what is Jew for Jesus
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>>85631755
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>>85632295
Nice one. Love the style. It's funny too. I think it should say "to" instead of "in" though. How long did it take to make this?

>>85632819
This one is really good too. I'm glad someone finally listened.
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>>85629158

vastly underrated
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>>85629172
>and the funny thing is Ayer didn't even know.

Ayer seems to have had about as much control over the Skwad set as Paul Feig had over the Ghostbusters set. Just absolute failures of direction.

>>85632295

Hey, if Artemis could do it, anyone can.
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>>85632042
Heh
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>>85627231
>Slipknot's best power is the ability to climb into pocket dimensions and out, making it look like he's teleporting.
Isnt that just teleporting since he is going from portal to portal?
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So... Sportsmaster vs Slipknot?
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>>85625720
And in Assault on Arkham they kill KGBeast in literally the exact same way as Slipknot
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>>85625317
But can he climb that mountain?
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>>85625317
Then he shouldn't have any difficulty climbing a wall of dicks.
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>He can climb ANYTHING
>just uses a grappling hook

wow...
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>>85636182
If it's a knot tying contest or a climbing race, Sportsmaster wins. Every other knot related outcome or rope climbing/no harness climbing related match-up, Slipknot wins.
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>>85634518
Thx, didnt look on the watch. Maybe 25 minutes with scanning and editing.
But i knew beforehand what i want to show and look like.

>"to" instead of "in"
oh, ok.
Thought "to" is used as a damnation.
So i learned something, thx.
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>>85625332
Yea Ayers said it exists but cut it because the "twist" of him dying would only last opening night before it's posted all over the Internet and didn't want to waste even more time introducing characters

Anyone know how much extra footage is around?
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>>85631127
>he climbs to the JLA moon base from earth
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>>85629517
He punched that bitch because he was in a violent mood due to being draged into a warzone.

You all read to much into her gender
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>>85637659
And by all fairness, she did had a mouth on her.
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>>85625457
She can chop it in half like mowin the lawn
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>>85632411
Or you could believe neither since neither have any credibility.
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Just got back from seeing the movie. I'll admit I laughed at this guy and his absolute non-presence in the movie.
Overall I'm amazed that it's possible to have this little narrative flow in a movie. It's just scenes arranged after one another. Entertaining, but dumb as hell, with about as much depth as a music video.
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>>85629430
Believe us, he can.
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>master of ropes
>couldn't even rope the bomb out of his head
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>>85637444
Like a whole 'nother movie's worth.
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>he will perform the ceremony when Boomerang TIES THE KNOT with Katana
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>>85638055
well if its life BvS i'll pick up the DVD.
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>>85637782
Flags katana speech is the new baneposting.
Anon totaly fucking called it.
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>>85631471
Choked in my pepsi right here
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>>85638033
Who says, he wasnt responsible for the death of the villian.
He had to die, so the villian dies at the end.
Slipknot tied a net of events that led to victory.
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>everyone dies eventually
>...KNOT today

seriously Ayers???
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>>85638839
top kek
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>Suicide Squad 2: Slipknot Squad
>Slipknot comes back as Deadman to get revenge on Captain Boomerang
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>>85631909
>read the comic
Lolol anon please
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>>85625317
It`s better than
>FUCKING BOOMERANGS
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>>85625317
Now he's climbing the stairway to Heaven.
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>>85625317
Would he be able to climb himself out of Apokolips?
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>>85637550
I like where this is going
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>>85629604
This reminds me of a kid with the magic talent to talk to inanimate objects. It sound stupid at the time but he went from argueing with the walls to listening to all the gossip they had to say about his neighbors to learning the truth of what people said by asking thier clothes to finally just having inanimate objects make distractions through force of will alone.

Basically anything that was not alive could talk to him and keep talking and couldn't lie.
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Slipknot basically have gravity powers when he touches ropes, is that right?
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What sort of trick ropes should he have? Kryptonite and nth metal ropes are definitely a must. Maybe ones that send electrical shocks, sticky ones that you can't get move in, ones laced with chemicals that mess with your brain. Who knows how strong they could be? Might as well make ropes that make you get stuck in a time loop.
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Slipknot shows up, realizes he is in a shit movie and climbs his way out of the flick by being shot.

A fourth dimension breaking power on par with Flash.
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>>85646761
Piers Anthony's Xanth series. Decent fantasy series at first, goes pretty downhill after a while. Dor's father (Dor being the guy that could talk to objects), Bink, was probably my favorite protagonist of the series because he Got Shit Done.
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>>85629008
>>85629070
>>85629158
>Mastery Of Rapes
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>>85649086
And then he jumped into a bottomless pit and climbed it way to America.
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>>85627405
>He got 5 years in the chinese detention camp.
He climbed out after only three hours with two sheets, a brick, and a pair of China's finest top-quality laces stolen from the warden's shoes.
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I'm assuming >>85649215 was in response to >>85649237. Sorry about that, I mistyped "brick" as "brink", then sat here trying to figure out what the hell I meant by "brink" until it dawned on me. It's been a long day...
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>>85648378
>tfw someone knows what I'm talking about
>Bink was probably my favorite protagonist of the series because he Got Shit Done
Funny enough the last time Bink is awsome in the series before it goes off its rocker(Nightmare) is the one of my favorites. It's stupid fun reading how Bink 1v1 Hasbinbad just after washing away half his army like it's nothing.
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>>85644004
Mr miracle/slipknot teamup when
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>>85637444
Dude that twist barely lasted the first trailer.
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>>85625324
Everyone already knows his backstory
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>Slipknot to be the villain of the Justice League/Avengers crossover.
>He's the only one he can bind the two franchise together.
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>>85625317
Slipknot should have a movie for every genre.
>Romance: but can he climb...into her heart?
>Musical: can he climb to the top of the charts?
>Horror: how will he climb out of this mess?
>Comedy: how will he climb out of this mess?
>Thriller: will he be able to climb out yet continue to be the same man?
>SciFi: can he climb through space?
>Western: will he climb faster than a cowboy can shoot?
>SitCom: what is the deal with climbing?
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>>85632583
Because in the comic he was used by boomerang to tests the bombs in the exact setup way.
So if it ain't broke don't fix it.
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>>85647779
Interesting idea.
Like this.
How about he has a Wonder Woman rope lasso?
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>>85649237
Kek
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>>85626865

Because that's boring.
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>>85625317
"Climb that wall then, if you're so great"
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>>85629604
Sounds like power creep of the Flash.
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>>85632286
I feel like if that actually happens and the quarantine Meme Quinn to her own movie Suicide Squad 2 might be good.

Bring him back as a cyborg too like in the comics.
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https://youtu.be/PMNFaAUs2mo?t=102
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>>85632286
australians don't say negro, he'd call him darkie
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>>85646761
I have asked the plants, but they do not remember
The plants have asked the rocks, but the rocks do not recall
EVEN the rocks do not recall
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>>85625317
could this be stretched to him being able to climb though time

if so he could climb back in time and kill everyone who he fights when they were a baby
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>>85627264
I thought he was the dude from Law and Order SVU.
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>>85631046
He also got this on his first try
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>>85652575
He can, but dont will.
He is an expert in ropes and string theories.
All is connected and he knows that actions are tied together like a butterfly effect.
So he wont mess with time neeedlesly.
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>>85632295
nice, do more!
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>>85652554

>Imblying Boomerbutt wouldnt say 'abo'
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>>85630716
>DCEU reinvents Slipknot as a Ghost Rider/Firestorm hybrid with Diablo
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>>85632819
slipknot vs joseph joestar's hermit purple please
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>>85637387
welcome is a verb
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>>85625317
They should have honestly just put in the
Grapplah. Would have been funnier and he's better at climbing.
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>>85625317
The movie was a mess, it was entertaining in some parts but the final fight was dogshit.
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>>85651631
And generic climbing skills aren't?
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>>85625317
What would happen if He was climbing up a building and one punch man was falling down towards him with his fist outstretched?
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>>85653205
Also it would have been hilarious to have a character that constantly brags about how great he is immediately die.
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>>85638378
THIS KATANA
SHE'S GOT MAH BACK
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>>85629517
>It's also why he punched that bitch in the beginning, because he was the one character you weren't supposed to feel for.

Which came immediately after Boomerang did the same thing. But it was to a guy, so who cares?
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>>85625317
Funny thing is, later in the movie, when they're trying to get to the top of the skyscraper, his ability would have been the most useful.
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>>85625317

A Studio mandated change. Originally Slipknot was to be a serial rapist. This was done so movie audiences wouldn't feel bad when his head went bye-bye. However, WB execs felt too uncomfortable with that and had it changed where he was a B&E man who climbs things.
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I bet he knows some really fancy Bondage tricks.

10/10 Bro
Would rape some girls with him.
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>>85652529
>girl too retarded to evaluate Suicide Squad
That's hilarious. Normies are so stupid. And then people wonder why normies didn't understand BvS.
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>>85652529
>skinny white girl playing Waller
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>>85657705
Bigot much? Trying to whitewash the Wall.
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>>85656963
>It's deep and complex you guys, honest
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>>85660086
No, it's simple and that's what makes it even more funny.
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>>85652529
>Most the reshoots were probably to add in clunky exposition to explain exactly what was going on
>In the end it didn't help
It's almost sad in a way.
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>>85660703
But it's also funny.
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