Who's better for Lisa?

>>85613687
A muzzle.

Nelson. Minor deliquency issues but he's dependable and capable.

Milhouse is the "nice guy" who's really a creepy fuck up and more trouble than he's worth.

>>85613712
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Allison

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Remember when the writers gave Lisa a gary stu boyfriend and expected the audience to like him?

>>85613687
Nelson

Mr Bergstrom

>>85613687
Bart

>>85613687
Her saxophone at band camp.

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>>85613687
Sideshow bob. They are pretty much shit people now so why not?

>>85613687
Nelson is the kind of kid that could "grow out" of his shittiness with help.

Milhouse is going to be the way he is forever and eventually become like his dad.

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>>85614022
But on second thought nah Bob is to based for her.

>>85613753
For me it's kinda weird yet funny, when they make an episode where lisa makes a new friend love interest, and we never see or hear from them again.

>>85613753
He's not Bono.

Nelson. They complete each other, both are artist, and Nelson enconurage her talent. Milhouse just repress her

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>>85614063
yeah, well Kirk sleeps in a racing car, do you?

>>85614460
Because they always give her love interests the voices of flavor-of-the-month celebrities that would probably require the same bloated salary as the core cast if they were ever to become recurring.

>>85613687
Maggie

>>85613687
Milhouse for marriage, cleaning the house, and maybe bringing some spare change home. Nelson for fucking and being a artistic rival.

>>85614904

No. I sleep in a big bed with my wife

>>85613687
Doesn't matter, she's just going to be fucking Bart anyway.

>>85613687
isn't it SUPER weird for fourth grade boys to date second grade girls?

>>85618180
It definitely is, but in third grade my girlfriend at the time(same age as me) dated a guy two years older than me the year before. So it happens, I guess. I remember thinking it was fucking weird when I found out, though.

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>>85613687
Nelson is basically decent and likable in spite of his negligible delinquency.

Milhouse is an angry, cynical nerd that will probably grow up to be a misanthropic 4chan oldfag.

Nelson has a steady income from bullying. Does Milhous? I rest my case.

>>85613687
Nobody deserves Milhouse. I'll even dare to say... Not even Lisa

>>85618079
>that one episode where she almost admitted she finds him attractive

>>85618180
isn't it SUPER weird for elementary schoolers to date at all?
Literally no one did that in my school
Maybe you'd hang out with a girl you had a crush on or have little kisses.
But no one was in a relationship like in highschool.

>>85613687
>impling Lisa isn't a lesbanim

She's eaten that brown girl's pussy so often she has a permanent reservation

>>85618416
>Nelson is basically decent and likable in spite of his negligible delinquency.
No, he is not. At least not from a neutral standpoint.

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>>85620172

>>85620554
UNA VELA

>>85620197
>shitty house
>so poor he has to eat tadpoles from a fountain.
>Dad left him at Early age.
>Mom is never home and is a drunk and a whore.
>Despite all that he really cares and loves his mom, is shown to go straight given the chance (like when he had the bike repair shop) and Is shown to be kind on several ocasions.

Despite of all the issues he has for having a shitty family/life he's still ok.

Nelson so that Milhouse can be with Bart

Better? Not sure. I'd probably prefer Milhouse because I'm more sympathetic to his sadsack life than Nelson's pathetic life since he's a jerk half the time compared to Millhouse's sporadic dickery.

>>85618180
>>85620129
Yeah, it is odd.

Lisa: 2nd Grade
Romance storylines: Middle School
Friendship storylines: High School

With Bart it's the reverse.

>>85615004
That's why Bart's girlfriends all disappear too.

>>85613753
Did he ever show up after the movie

>>85615004
People still havent learnt from simpsons mistakes.

Im looking at you rebeca suger

>>85613687
Sideshow Bob's psychotic son

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>>85618079

Do you think Lisa has ever thought about getting Bart to be more like her/sissifying him?

https://youtu.be/u4Tzzltax-I


>literally doesn't want to date him
>will fuck up his own romantic life out of pure jealousy

Damn, this is actually pretty accurate about women

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>>85614063
So, he's going to marry his cousin?

>>85624226
VENDETTA VENDETTA, VENDETTA FOR MI PAPA

>>85624148
>Im looking at you rebeca suger
why would you look at her? what happened?

>>85613753
Apparently Milhouse was supposed to be the one to help her escape?

>>85627182
Niki Minaj voiced sugulite, and its suspected garnet has been in less episodes because estelle is busy

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>>85627182
Nicki Minaj happened. For one episode.

The amount of self-hatred in this thread is kind of funny

>>85627497
Isn't that every thread since the beginning of threads?