Sixpack and Dogwelder: Hard-Travelin' Heroz #1 Preview

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THE KIDS GOT DOGWELDED

>>85612100
>Still had a leaky crotch
Nope I'm out

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Truly Six Pack is the SJW we deserve

>>85612171
>Six-Pack reading GL/GA

Noice

>>85612143
Stop, this isn't meant to be sad, its meant to be fun r-right anons...

>>85612128
>sneaker logo is 52

>>85612431
hypercrisis

>>85612143
real feels

>>85612181
>>85612265
I'm hoping this is more of a parody of modern social justice bollocks than the stuff from the 70s

>>85612100

It's nice to know that no matter how much bullshit is going on elsewhere, there's always some characters you can count on to be good forever.

So Ennis makes fun of SJWs, right?

>>85612100
shits gonna win an eisner I can tell

>>85613137
He's a crude working class liberal, yeah. SJWs are middle class and up.

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>>85612171
>I Tread a Lurching Timber World
I see what you did there, Ennis.

>>85613592
What is this?

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>>85613624
A bit from an episode of Middenface McNulty, a Strontium Dog spinoff in the Judge Dredd Megazine.

>>85612181
> my struggle - mel gibson

>>85613592

Oh my god, I didn't even notice the Moore quote

>>85613724
oh Christ

Wait...didn't Six pack die in the last mini series?

>>85612100
That Bueno doesn't look too Excelente, if you ask me.

>>85614179

no he didnt, he *was* dying of hypothermia but Superbro wrapped him in his cape to keep him warm.

>>85613724
What??

>>85612906
yes anon, that's probably what it means

>>85614513

there was another guy who hated jews and he also had a book with the same title.

>>85614566
But how are you getting that from that page?

>>85614615

its from the preceding page

>>85612181

>Sixpack drunkenly reads Green Lantern & Green Arrow and decides "Pffft Sh-sh-shore. We c'n do that."

It only took them twenty years, but all this Section 8 love is something I've wanted for years now.

>>85612112
Nice

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>>85612171
>Mel Gibson
>My Struggle
Fuck, I'm still having trouble breathing through the laughs.

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>>85612128
>Jenosidaz
Every time I look closer at this book it gets better.

Is Sixpack's whiskey anything?

>>85612181
>They are?
>Well, no, they're ******

my sides

>>85612143
Oh my God, he dogwelded his own kids?

>>85620081
It was at the end of the All-Star Section 8 mini.

He was just a mild-mannered man who wandered into a pawn shop. He was possessed to put on the mask and welder.

The Dogwelder Force chose him for this mission.

>>85620725
Dogwelder is an example of a character being replaced with a minority done right.

>>85612128
I wonder what makes those shoes so expensive.

>>85612181
I hope they refrence constintines aids suffering friend in issue 2.

>>85612171
>Superheroes are the anser
Classic Ennis. What a cheeky cunt.

>>85623158
Wait this is written by ennis
And next issue has constintine
Holy fuck im hype

Less frankface on the cover than I expected.

>>85612171
Fucking sold.

>>85612100
DON'T DEAD
OPEN INSIDE

Anyway, I've never read these characters before, but now I suppose I must because I need to figure out why that guy is welding dogs.

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>>85623742
Birds gotta fly.

Fish gotta swim.

Dogwelder gotta weld dogs.

Me and my body need this.

>>85612143
ENNIS YOU SICK BASTARD

>>85612171
Literally Tumblr: The Comic

>>85612181
I feel like this with the Egypt solicit on another issue will lead us to some kind of joke where they discover that Dogwelder was some kind of king and shit from a detailed hieroglyph of pharaohs dogwelding.

>>85614179
It was just a Dream, anon.

>>85623742
They're all just looneys that pretend to be heroes.

>>85623772
Makes me wonder how many previous Dog-Welders has been

>>85614179
Reality came under question in the last issue and he wondered if it was just an alcohol induced delusion.

>>85623742
You need to read hitman. It's one of the best runs.

>>85623772
This issue where he assembles the section 8 once again was great.

>>85624039
I hope Dogwelder gets a power up in the form of finding a Thanagarian welding gun inside a pyramid.

>>85623742
>I've never read these characters before

I want /tv/ to leave.

>>85612100
Fuck yes, I'm so glad Ennis got another mini with these guys. ASS8 was great.

> We don't live in the world where Section 8 got a movie instead of Suicide Squad

>>85623742
Well first thing you need to know is that a good chunk of the original section 8 died saving the world from many angled ones and that six pack rebuilt the group in their recent all star mini.

>>85624320
I'm not /tv/ I'm a Batfag. But I've been branching out lately & glad I did.

>>85624696
Well, luckily for you Batman's in both Hitman and ASS8.

>>85624743
I know! Been meaning to get to them earlier. I like discovering new comics so I look forward to it.

>>85624576
Anon they butchered harley and jokers relasionship in suicide squad.
Imagine what they would have done to bueno excellente.

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>>85623742
>I've never read these characters before

Get on it, you wanker.

>>85625068
>Imagine what they would have done to bueno excellente.

That's a good question, what the hell could have they done to Bueno?

>>85625168
They would've raped his character.

>>85625213
Kek, but yeah, maybe make him an assassin instead of a rapist, or make him a sympathetic character

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>>85625105
i know who did that! must be ettrigan he got dibs on wondy

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>>85625234
>THIS IS BUENO EXCELLENTE!
>HE'S GOT MY BACK BUT I REALLY WISH HE DIDN'T!

>>85624394
It's an ongoing.

>>85625264
>tfw Bueno would have form complete sentences instead of just saying Bueno Excellente