Would you save this man from a mob of angry comic book fans?

I would probably just watch. :)

>>85598616
I'd probably be in the mob....

/co/ would most likely be the mob.

I would jump out in front of Bendis and protect him for 9 consecutive panels, and then the last page is a cliffhanger

Tell the police and BMB.

>>85599968
You would jump out in front of Bendis and protect him for 9 consecutive panels?

>>85598616
>Actively help out in the ass beating.

That's where I'd be.

defend him so he gives me a writing job at marvel and ultimately become his second in command after he is EIC

>>85601007

Yes Bendis, you know, the writer, for 9 consecutive panels and a cliffhanger. I would.

>Anon? It's Bendis. There's an angry mob here trying to kill me. You have to save me, please.

Bendis?

>Yes.

Bendis, the writer?

>Yes.

Bendis, the writer that writes comics?

>Yes!

As in Marvel Comics?

>Why are you talking like that, anon?

Why am I talking like this?

>Yes.

As in repeating myself?

>....

....

>....

*Click*

>>85598616
>Ulysses comes to you and gives you advanced warning that a group of angry comic book fan will beat the >shit out of Brian Michael Bendis at NYCC. What is your reaction?

"yeah, I know. We've been planning this for weeks. You want in?"

>>85598616
I'd shoot Ulysses on the spot for being a shit Inhuman Bendis OC that the universe has to revolve around for the event before grabbing some popcorn to watch the mob

>>85598616
Film it and sell it to the ADL

>>85598616
>Grab some popcorn and watch. Dis gonna be good.

As long as he isn't gonna die, I think he deserves it. I hope it's a bunch of BLM and SJW faggots too, yelling at him that he hasn't done enough bootlicking for their causes.