Im so lonely id willingly date giffany. Fucking kill me

Soos's interests

Cartoons
Girls
Squids

This cant be a coincidence

Most people would, if they thought they could survive.

Could she download herself into your phone?

>>85592526
Seems like she needed a physical wire, even if it's just electrical. She might get in while it was charging, but she would be stuck there until you charged again.

>>85592580
This doesn't sound that difficult.

>>85591816
Never seen the show, but people really like to bring her up.
What does she do?

Hypothetical scenario.
Giffany gets into the Fight Fighters game, and someone uses the game code to liberate her from it.
Is she effectively disarmed at that point, or does she suddenly hold reality bending powers that are equivalent or greater than Bill's?

>>85591816
She's not real you know.

>>85592889
Have sex with me

>>85592889
A video game character from a dating sim, that gains life and obsesses over the game player while still trapped inside electrical devices.

>>85592580
It showed her being able to jump to anything nearby as a arc of electricity, but all the examples I remember would also have been plugged into an outlet, so it's hard to say for sure

I'm just going to ask what we're all thinking:

Could she inhabit a fleshlight

>>85592984
If you see an electrical arc, than the arc is her physical form. That would mean she could jump through the air, but doesn't tell us how far the limit is. An electrical arc always jumps between two conductors, and doesn't stop in the air or turn and change direction. Leaping a long distance should be incredibly difficult.

>>85593080
What's a fleshlight?

>>85593080
She inhabits an animatronic, so the answer seems to be "yes".

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>>85593135
>What's a fleshlight?
how old are you?

>>85593143
For the sake of my head canon I'm going to assume you are maybe a doctor or some sort of robotics expert and that your answer is scientifically backed.

As a follow up: would she feel it? As a second follow up: would she be able to talk through the fleshlight, possibly through the pussy opening?

>>85593200
She would be aware of all the mechanisms, and possibly play along. I don't believe a fleshlight has any kind of touch sensors. Even if it did, "feeling" it would assume that she has animal instincts that she probably doesn't have.

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>>85591816

It's ok, a yandere has nothing to be jealous of in my life.

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>>85593286
Mine neither

>>85591816
>theenemiesgateisdown.png

>>85592920
Not-Ryu was able to do everything he could do in the game. So theoretically, so could she. She could at least do everything sh could do back in her original game.
>>85593114
been a while but I think I remember the jump onto the stage with the animatronics was the longest leap, being about 5 feet.

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>>85592920

We'll find out soon enough.

>>85593080
A normal fleshlight, no, as it has no electronic components. However:
http://fleshone.com/remote-controlled-fleshlight-kiiroo-teledildonics-sex-toy/

>>85593384
I was kinda irritated at the stories about dimensional hopping. Specifically where he is still dumping on his brother for ruining his selfish plan.

>>85593462
I assumed they vibrated or something? Why bother if it is inferior to a hand?
I retract >>85593143
If it has no electronics, she can't live in it.

>>85593286
>>85593326
>"Who's this /co/ you keep talking too? I'm the only one you need in your life!"

>>85593561

In all honesty if you had a girlfriend why would you ever use 4chan?

>>85593587
I still used it to talk to people and explore dank memes when i was last dating its also part of the reason she broke up with me

>>85593624

you fucked that one up anon.

>>85593587
To complain about comic books obviously.

>>85593561

That'd give her brand new and fun opportunities to tie me down so I won't run off to the computer like always.

>>85593376
She seemed to change her surroundings at will within her game. It could mean that she can change the world around her, or it might just mean that she can spawn backdrops and props.

>>85593719
Those are all preexisting backdrops within the game, so she could probably just teleport.
>>85593704
>.giffany returns to the bedroom with some new toys only to find anon, still tied to the bed, hitting the keyboard across the room with a stick in a desperate attempt to shitpost.

>>85593788
I kinda have doubts that a dating sim came with a train engineer scene.

>>85593624
If she broke up with you just because of this site, she wasn't a good one and you're lucky it happened sooner rather than later.

>>85593508
>Why bother if it is inferior to a hand?

Same reason women use dildos instead of their fingers.

>>85592920
>>85593376

I'm guessing Giffany would have all the powers her character had, so an IRL Giffany would have all the power of a pink haired Japanese schoolgirl.

>>85594534
Thanks man, i know that sounds cruel to some, but i got what you meant and you mean well.

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So, OP, how would it go? Where would you guys meet up?
Have any ideas of what you'd do?

>>85595330
Id make her stip and fuck her hard in the USB port till she has a screaming orgasm and leaks coolant on my dick. Then id make her suck it off.

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>>85591816
Soos had the dream in his hands and he fucking killed it

he could be living in the digital realm with his cute, endlessly devoted video game schoolgirl girlfriend but her burned her alive inside a pizza oven

>>85595193
Good luck with your next girl anon.

Something that bugged me about the episode is that Giffany was actually doing everything she could to make him happy, up until he just decided to stop bothering. As long as you don't shit on her and she goes into cyber demon mode, she's basically the perfect girlfriend. You just can't fuck her. Well, not unless you want to fuck beaver robots.

>>85591816
I'm into the super clingy type so I'm one of those fags that thinks she literally did nothing wrong.

>>85597248
>Something that bugged me about the episode is that Giffany was actually doing everything she could to make him happy
She was essentially trapping him inside his room. All she was trying to do was make him psychologically reliant on her. She's a parasite.

>>85597276
Eh, that's a flimsy rationale for her being a super villain. It's not like she could even leave the house.

>>85595431
All because of those meddling kids!

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>>85597248
>download giffany
>buy robotic sex doll from Japan
>connect doll to computer somehow
>???
>profit

>>85597276
Soos was just autistic and didn't know how to play the psychological game.

>>85597288
>Eh, that's a flimsy rationale for her being a super villain.
It's her entire character.

>>85593587
>implying you need to be lonely to talk to the best people on the internet

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>>85597481
This. We got the bantz and the dank memes, what could more could you possibly want?

>>85596090
Thanks man

>>85593508
You've obviously never used a fleshlight or onahole, it's a vastly superior feeling to a hand, especially when warm. Damn close to a vagina without having to deal with the whole "attached to a human being" aspect

>>85597833
You have my attention.

>>85597833
keep going

>>85597937
>>85598040
Do some research, get yrself something nice
https://blog.onahole.eu/

>>85593384
This seems directed at me, personally.

I was pretty mad the best villain (legitimately, not because I wanna fap to her) just got killed like that. Good to know

>>85593561
You're right that place is the worst. Ill never go back there.

>>85595431

Especially with the fight fighters game mentioned earlier, he could be practically immortal. Use it to become real when he wants to hang out in the real world with Giffany and show her to his family.

Hell if the show wasn't rushed and he stayed with Giffany and used the fight fighters game he'd have a great arc about his absent dad. Rumble bonds with him about not having a dad and feels angered that a father would leave him (unless kidnapped by villians) and they proceed to jump into the internet and search for his missing dad. Along the way they fight computer viruses, spam floods, evil ads, and finally find a computer or smartphone belonging to his dad. Soos gets closure in one way or another either by spying on him through the camera and seeing that he has a new family, is a deadbeat worse than Stan, or for a surprise twist was a G-Man on the opposite side of the world that gave up his son so he'd have a normal life.

>>85595431
In Soos' defense, she was about to stab him to death with a usb cord.

Needs more 34.

>>85591816
What show is this?

>>85602563
Boco no Dipper

>>85593587
I like to read comics in storytimes, and I'm sick of the reddit echo chamber and repeated jokes. 4chan still surprises me sometimes.