You kids like yo-yos and triple fistings?

I want her to give me a blowjob, acting so cool about it.


And a few minutes later when we are supposedly on another subject of things, ill look at her in the eyes and say,

"Weird. At this very moment you are digesting my cum"

>>85587713
Thats hot funny thing is that shed get horny by that, and want to suck your cock again

>>85587713
>"Weird. At this very moment you are digesting my cum"
Gems don't/can't eat, ya know?
It just goes all the way through them.

She is gonna shit your cum out as is.

>>85587861
If they can get food poisoning and poop then they have a digestive system.

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>>85587455
...yes to both

>>85587980
DO they get food poisoning?
I don't seem to remember?

>>85588188
Yes from "So Many Birthdays" when Amethyst eats the decade old burrito she throws up.

use the fucking names so my filters work ass hole

>>85588268
I seem to have forgotten that.
Or mentally blocked it out.
Either way, apparently they do.

>>85587861
Yes they can.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRkoGoVssJc

So...why does she have three arms?

>>85590085
because she is literally a fusion between to flaws?

>>85590085
Because three arms are hot

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For the record, I would rather take Harambe as a waifu then Smoky.

>>85590184
Wtf does that even mean

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>>85590216
You have shittaste bro. Smoky is cute.

>>85590085
Maximizes her yo-yo finagling.

>>85589563
Peridot can't shapeshift though.

>>85590438
Probably why that scene was deleted.

>>85590438
>Implying she won't learn how to with time.

>>85588268
I think she was doing a bit

>>85587455
>>85587713
>>85587796
>>85588156
>>85590345
I'm happy there exists a thread that's not shitting on Smoky, she's pretty cute

>>85594067

I want to nut on Smokey's butt

>>85587455
All kids like triple fistings

>>85594130
I want to nut on her tits and cuddle her

>>85594284

Im a anon who wants to cover "her" in cum but even i gotta say she has no tits. Not big ones at least.

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>ugly half-gem + ugly human = the cute stevonnie
>ugly gem + ugly half-gem = the ugly smoky quartz
???

>>85594367
Connie is secretly great and Amethyst is secretly shittier than anybody could have ever imagined. And this thread shows how /sug/ has incredibly shit taste

>Steven and Amethyst both think they're shit, this allows them to fuse.

So what will Garnet and Pearl find that they can connect to Steven with?
Personally I don't think he should ever fuse with Garnet.

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Eh, Smoky's growing on me

>>85594577
Garnet can fuse with anyone, just due to experience.

>>85594367
Amythest and smoky are great, you shittaste fuck!

>she
>her
stop it

>>85595667
She is a she you fucking bitch!

>>85595699
it has no tits and a huge dick
deal with it faggot

>>85595831
She has tits and a squishy vaginaz thought i wouldnt mind getting fucked by a purple dick

>>85587455
>This is an official design

Disgusting fatso design.

I bet she's so lewd

>>85594367
>not liking chubby shortstacks
Absolutely plebian taste. Also Stevonnie is an ugly tranny poo in loo.

>>85597503
there is no stack there
its just an awkward oval

>>85587455

> /co/ will really get to this abomination

>>85590184
Your parents would know.

>>85594577
>>85595614
In order for Garnet to fuse with Steven, he'll have to stop idolizing her. They can't be in tune because Steven thinks she's too good for him to fuse with.

The opposite is true for Pearl. She needs to come to respect and trust Steven more as a full crystal gem to fuse with him.

/headcanon

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>>85587455
THICC
H
I
C
C

>>85597285
>>85597568
>hating on thicc shortstacks
You should be ashamed of your shittaste senpai

booty on my face
booty on my face

>>85597666
Yes this.

I am also a degenerate fetishist and like the idea of Connie being enthralled by Smoky acting like a slob, her eyes transfixed on Smoky's belly that's twice as big as she is.

Why do people seem to consider Smokey Quartz to be a chick, but Stevonnie to be trans? They seem closer to the other way around to me.

>>85598279

Smokey strikes me as more gender-neutral than anything.

I dunno, it's one of those weird things that will almost certainly never be addressed by the show and it's fine that way. They even avoid using pronouns to refer to Steven's fusions at all.

>>85598279
>Why do people seem to consider Smokey Quartz to be a chick, but Stevonnie to be trans?

Mostly because Steven and Connie each have separate genders so them fusing creates a sort of trans thing.

But at the same time, that means Smoky is more man than anything else, because Gems don't have a physical gender, just a cosmetic one. I think that's just up to viewer appeal.

>>85597805
Hnng
Yeah, I bet Smokey is a slob
Let her fart as I worship that butt

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>>85599085
>fart fetish

Kill yourself

>>85599794
>tripfag telling anyone what to do

>>85599900
That isn't what tripfag means. He is a namefag.

>>85599794
How old are you?
You might change your mind once you get to experimenting

>>85594367
We've seen with Opal already that sometimes a fusion balances out the component Gem's flaws. Garnet too. That's how Connie and Steven generally are to each other. But for seasons now, whenever Amethyst and Steven interact, it almost always ends up in some kind of disaster.

Strengths:
Puns, Jokes, Fisting
Weaknesses
Self Esteem

>>85590085
Xe uses the third arm to jerk xir paginis.

>>85599794
Fart fetish best fetish

You can leave anytime you want.

>she
But they are literally male biologically

>>85598279
Hets desperately trying to validate their heterosexuality