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Name someone smarter. Pro tip you can't
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>>85583551
Me.
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>>85583551
Reed Richards.
She's the smartest person in the universe because Reed isn't in the universe.
Also "list of the smartest people" is a stupid concept and it really shouldn't matter to people that she's been bumped to the top
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>>85583551
Can she turn into a working bicycle?
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me for not giving cultural marxist jews my money
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>>85583551
Me for reading better books, no saying that moon girl book is bad but...
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>>85583551
>the smartest Marvel character is a child
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>>85583551
Me, for not reading that garbage
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>>85583551
>black girl
>smart
HAHAHAHAHA desu any race can be smart, its just usually at that age black girls wanna be ratchet hoes or stick it to whitey
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>>85583598
Your anything but smart for saying unironically the word "cultural marxsist"
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>>85583729
>Your
On second thought, these aren't English hours so i'll give you a pass.
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>>85583883
>Giving Johnny Foreigner a pass
You're the reason the Chinese are going to eat us in a few decades.
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>>85584146
and you're the reason they should speed it up.
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>>85583625
Quirky and hip, also diversity
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Me for being a person with an actual measurable IQ.
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>>85583551
Me. She needed super science in multiple fields to light up a light bulb, while I can do the same thing with a potato. Checkmate.
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>>85583551
I dropped her book after a couple of issues because I don't hate myself, but isn't her not being as smart as she thinks she is a big part of it?
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>>85583883
>>85584146
>>85584259
Caring about inconsequential english mistakes means your the cancer of humanity.
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>>85584707
>your
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Reed Richards
Dr. Doom
Hank Pym
Hank McCoy
Bruce Banner
Tony Stark
T'Challah
Amadeus Cho
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Why is every character in the marvel comics universe a black female?
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Brainiac
Brainiac 5
Lex Luthor
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>>85583551
Can she outsmart bullet?
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>>85583551
Me. Because I'm not reading this shit.
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If she's so smart, why isn't she real?
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>>85583551

So the joke is they're saying she's smart but she's actually black and female? Is this like how squirrel girl can beat Thanos and Doctor Doom?
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>>85583551
Isn't that Cerebros helmet held up by spiderman webbing? And an ironman hand thrown into it for no raisin?

Reminds me of Ahmed the clock boy.
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>>85583551
Me, because I'm not going to spend a cent on that shitty comic, or any cape comic for that matter :^)
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>>85584453
I don't know, tell us. You seem to be the only one who's read any of it and has some grasp on who the character is.
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>>85583551
Why she needs a iron man hand and a piece of the Cerebro to light a lamp?

I can light a fucking lamp, am i a genious?
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>>85583551
This looks cool
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>>85583551
>lol she has glasses so she MUST be smart

I hate this trope.

When did it begin again?
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>>85583551
She may be smart but she isn't as right as Cyclops.
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>>85583625
Smarts is the greatest child super power.
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>>85586415
In early story only rich people know how to read and afford glasses. later you could be righ, but still woundn't need to read, so only people who read use glasses.

Not-only-for-reading glasses where invented way later
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>>85583551
probably doctor doom
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>>85586541
Repent you disbelieving fucks. Rightclops will see it straight.
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>>85586415

>When did it begin again?

Isn't it obvious? I never thought there was anyone who didn't know the reason for this. Unless you're elderly, glasses are mostly for nearsighted people. People get nearsighted, like the term suggests, because they focus their vision on things near to them like books. People who spend all their time reading are both more likely to need glasses for nearsightedness and more likely to be smart because they enjoy reading.
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>>85586581

This is all wrong. Reading glasses are for farsighted people, and that's mostly a condition people get just from getting old where they can't see things that are too close to them very well anymore. The smart stereotype is associated with *nearsighted*, which is where the person needs glasses for pretty much everything EXCEPT what's right in front of their faces i.e. books. That's why there's the stereotype: they spend all their time reading as kids, their eyes become shit for long distances, and they end up needing to wear glasses all the time to see more than a few inches in front of them.

https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn6117-lifestyle-causes-myopia-not-genes/
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>>85583585
>She's the smartest person in the universe because Reed isn't in the universe.
You fucking retarded or something?
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>>85584798
>Hank McCoy
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>>85583551
RiRi is the smartest.

If you don't agree you are a racist manchild.
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>>85587338
This design is so sick I don't even care.
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>dude child genius with glasses lmao so original
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Dr Doom.

If Moon Girl is so smart, why did she make such a useless contraption just to turn on a light bulb above her head?
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>>85583551
There has to be
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She's not the smartest because someone at Marvel said so. We need feats. She has to prove she is smartest first.

Meanwhile, Dr Doom is God.
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How can she be the smartest? She has an underdeveloped brain and is still on elementary school!
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>>85583551
If shes so smart how come she hasnt cured her skin condition?
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There was also that other black kid(Prodigy I think his name was) that was supposedly the smartest human on earth. but his genius would eventually enslave the entire world so they for the most part, gave him a lobotomy and make him a regular person.
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Are there any real smart black in real life ? There ain't much blacks in Asia here.
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Marvel already has multiple supergenius black characters that they could have declared to be the smartest. Instead they chose a prepubescent girl Why?
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>>85588152
Because little black girl didn't run away like Blue Marvel did when the KKK and BLM debated about what to do about Blue Marvel.
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>>85588152

HIP AND TRENDY!
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I don't care about her being black
But literally who gives a fuck about moonboy and his stupid fucking dinosaur.
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>>85588324
>I don't care about her being black
Normally I wouldn't either, but I can't take her seriously because she looks like some ironic tumblr faggot genderbent Steve Urkel
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>>85588152
I think it might be this>>85584453
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>>85588495
She looks like a normal, young black girl with big glasses.
You need to stop projecting bruh
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>>85583659

She's in elementary school, I thought girls of any race that age would be more interested in watching cartoons and retarded e-celebs on youtube.
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>>85583595
lol
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In my heart, I know I should post some of the bestiality porn of her and the dinosaur, but I fear the banhammer.
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>>85588812
Just spoiler it and you'll be alright.
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>>85588812
>>85588863

OR...post it on /aco/ and link the thread here.
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>Evolution is just a theory!
>implying smart

I thought people who said that shit were braindead Christians pushing creation theory.

>>85586308
>>85587855

Underaged pls go

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rube_Goldberg_machine

>>85588812

>no porn of her getting gangraped by the Killer Klan

JUST
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>>85583729
Go back to Europe, cuck
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>>85587110
>>85586581
Except that's fucking wrong, dude. You can be nearsighted or far sighted genetically without ever having ruined your eyes. I've been near sighted as fuck since I was like 8 and have had to where glasses constantly because of it. And I'm not an avid reader, I rarely watched tv, and when I played games I was on my couch far the fuck away from the tv. The only reason I ever got close to anything, or looked like I was face planted in a book was because I already couldn't see it from a distance. And as time has gone on I've lost my near sight as well, I'll probably need bifocals by the time I'm 40. Also, both my parents wear glasses and both their parents and my baby sister. So it's probably hereditary.
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I don't know if this is ironic or nah. You all seem to give a really big shit about a new character that has no effect on the current major plot going on in the universe.
>marvel makes a little black girl the smartest character in universe
I really don't see the problem considering all the other shit going on.
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>>85589083
oy vey the whites are evil
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>>85589276

A fucking white caveman!
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>>85583551
you can't just say "This character is the smartest" and have it stick. I'm pretty sure Cable said he was smarter than Reed Richards- but it doesn't fucking matter, because Cable *obviously* is not smarter than Reed Richards.

Pak did a great job with Cho- he has the character reveal that he was "one of the smartest people" while also gaslighting it a little later with the Excello Soap Company reveal. By that point, we all wanted him to be a crazy fucking genius, and he was doing crazy genius things.

I want to like moon girl, but if she's making fucking Gadget from Goonies level technologies in her bedroom and using a gigantic red t-rex to solve her problems it doesn't fucking matter how many times you say she's the smartest. She just *isn't*, and saying otherwise doesn't make it so.
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>>85587110
Also, let's be real here, you're sighting a website version of a rag of a magazine that put out a cover like this.

They're also known for publishing philosophy and pseudoscience, primarily because they encourage their reporters to write multiple articles a week. Look around, anyone who's even knows what the fuck NewScientist is will tell you it's only "Moderately Reliable". They tend to just rewrite findings from pier review papers, or will just straight make shit up if that doesn't feel interesting enough for a piece and they can't sell it based on sensationalism or click bait with it. They're like the Kotaku of Science Magazines..
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>>85589464

>That cover

Reminds of when National Geographic put out a mag with a cover that said "Was Darwin Wrong?" and the article in the mag was pretty much "lol, of course not don't be stupid."
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>>85583595
Somebody just post the greentext please
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>>85583551

so what has she done to warrant the title of smartest person in the world?

The writers put the effort to actually blow the audience's mind with impressive feats of intelligence right?
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>>85589653
Nah, just a girl and black. Makes her twice as smart as Squirrelgirl
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>>85584726
>taking the bait
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>>85584825
Because that's the min-maxed counts-as-the-most-points on the SJW character creator app.
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>>85583551
She is the smartest because the other geniuses left?
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>>85590257
There is something deeply upsetting about her facial bone structure in that picture. Something about her right cheek and how it puffs out makes it look swollen and grotesque.
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>>85589607
Here, I even merged in the accompanying pic since there was so much blank space on the cap.
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>>85586415
There are actual studies that have discovered that people with myopia (nearsightedness) tend to have a larger IQ. Strange how there is truth to fiction.
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>>85587338
Ultimate Reed is in the 616? holy shit
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Max Brashear
Toni Ho
Finesse
Madame Curie Cho
Doctor Nemesis
Kavita Rao
Cypher
Madison Jeffries
Broo
Riri Williams
Iso

The Maker
The Leader
The Mad Thinker
Otto Octavius
Wizard
Mister Sinister
High Evolutionary
Maximus the Mad
MODOK
Monica Rappacini
Superia
June Covington
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>>85583551
Anyone who doesn't read / follow / buy marvel comics
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>>85583625
>the smartest Marvel character is a human
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>>85593734
New Avengers only I think
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>>85595921
underrated
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>>85588556
>elementary school
Well fuck, i thought she was in highschool
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>The smartest person is a girl in Elementary School
>Elementary School
Jesus Marvel at least be believable with your social agenda. They couldn't make her an adult? This is dumber than fucking Riri somehow building an iron man suit.
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>>85583551
>smart
>can't build a practical desk lamp
I call bullshit.
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>>85587338
But he isn't as smart in 616. He's having to relearn how physics works.
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>>85583551
Maker.
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What happened to the real smartest kid in the world, Valeria?
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>>85596786
It's less plausible than, say, Hawkeye being able to keep up in any way with the rest of the Avengers? Just say that her intelligence is either a regular superpower or a Charles Atlas Superpower.
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>>85583551
People who stopped read this shit.
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>>85597211
She left the universe to help her father and brother recreate the multiverse
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>>85596841
It's powered by magic though so it needed a proper converter which seems to be the cerebro helm
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>>85597391
Shame, would have preferred her to hang about with uncle Victor
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>>85583551
For someone being literally the smartest they sure act pretty dumb.
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>>85583551
This getting black woman into STEM meme needs to stop.
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>>85596983
He can reshape his brain to something something synaptic bandwidth.
And any Reed Richards could pick up physics in an afternoon if they wanted, so please tell me that that's not the official Marvel line on !Evil Reed.
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>>85583659
But that's not true. My stepsister became ratchet and shit when she graduated from high school, but when she was that girl's age, she was a regular little Lisa Simpson. She had a lot of potential, but with that mother of hers, she had no chance of success in life. It basically boils down to how a girl is raised.
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>>85583551

People who don't buy marvel comics
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>>85597687
When daddys in jail, mommas crazy, schools out and deys got no job, little girls grow up hoes or get fat as fuck.
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>>85583551
What has she done that makes her smarter than everyone?
Them just saying shes the smartest means nothing if she might as well not exist. So until she accomplishes more than Pym, Reed, Doom, Cho, Banner, Parker, Stark and so on shes not smart.
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>>85597767
Well in her case, daddy wasn't in jail (she never knew her father) and momma wasn't exactly crazy (she's just a bad parent and caretaker). My father was there for her, but you know, her mother didn't like him disciplining her kids (primarily the older step-sister) and always played the unfair card whenever he did because I never got in trouble. Tho I never actually did anything wrong to be disciplined over to begin with, but Nevermind that. He's being 'unfair' when her kids get into shit and I don't.
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>>85586114
I laughed. Thanks
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>>85589276
>>85589302
They are literally monkeys.
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>>85583551
I call bullshit.
No history of said smarts so no.
Either write stories that prove this bull sit logic or shut the fuck up.
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>>85597795
>What has she done that makes her smarter than everyone?
Nothing. But I don't think the book has ever stated or implied that she's smarter than the other geniuses in the Marvel U.

I don't think half the people in this thread have even touched the book
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>>85586308
Maybe it's some kind of Jerry-rigged device and the lamp is *part* of it as opposed to the point of it.
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>>85590257
>The unbearable Squirrel Girl.
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>>85588552

No she really dresses like urkel even without the glasses. If anything I find it funny and subtly rustling that she's only smart because of her Inhuman genes. This means it's less about her skill,training, or even drive for learning gives her intelligence but because she has magical kree juju in her blood. Gets even more hilarious when you read into Inhumans practicing eugenics so it's literally Superniggress from the Moon!
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You know she's smart because she's wearing glasses and is surrounded by science stuff.
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