Happy Birthday!

>>85582982
Hope this is the last one Benis :DDDD

fuck you bendis

>>85582982
It's Bendis' birthday?

>>85582982
I would but I can't for the life of me seem to remember what happened on his last birthday. Oh well it's not important, lets just make up something new for this one.

Lets write a birthday letter to Bendis.

Dear Asshole:

>>85583049
It's Bendis's birthday.

>>85582982
It's bendis' birthday!
>Who?
Michael Bendis!
>Michael?
Yeah, Bryan Michael bendis
>Bryan Michael bendis the writer?
exactly
>the guy who writes comics
Yep
>for marvel
Yup
>oh that Bryan Michael bendis
Yeah that Bryan Michael bendis
>happy birthday!
-WRITTEN BY BENDIS

>>85583107
Asshole?

>>85583229
Yeah, asshole

the place where you put your grayson

>>85582982
I hope he has many more birthdays... as a reclusive retired man who feels deep shame for the crap he passed off as writing

>>85583096
Underrated post. I see what you did there.

Birthday?

>>85583138
Bendis? The comic book writer? That Bendis?

>>85582982
Happy birthday, Bendis!

Fuck that shitty writing, chracter raping, shit brained retard!

fuck off

>>85582982
I dare someone to tweet to him, "Happy Birthday from 4chan," I would do it myself but I don't have a twitter.

>>85583107
>Dear Asshole:
You are a bitch nigger.

>>85583600
That would be a yes.

>>85583919
I'll do it but it needs something else, like a card of image to compliment the message

>>85583995
card or image*

>>85583995
A card?
Screencap the jokes.

Happy birthday

for 9 repeating panels

to Bendis

Why someone who don't care about continuity would work in a universe where the selling point is continuity to build a good fanbase?

Just stop writing at marvel and go do your own thing, Bendis. It's not that hard

>>85583995
Just repeat happy birthday buncha times in different panels. He wouldn't notice.

>>85584060
>Just stop writing at marvel and go do your own thing, Bendis. It's not that hard

He's actually under exclusive contract with them. Even his creator-owned books are printed under Marvel's Icon print

>>85584069
I think that putting this great dialog >>85583174 in a page from a comic book made by Bendis would be a great happy birthday card.

>>85584060
>Just stop writing at marvel and go do your own thing, Bendis. It's not that hard
>Just stop making money, Bendis. It's not that hard

>>85584115
Someone get a drawfag on the case.

>>85582982
We are one year closer from his death, that's a good new.

>>85582982

>>85583919
I said I'll do it

https://twitter.com/Green__Diamonds/status/766419851057491968

>>85584196
>Ivyfag
Off yourself.

>>85584275
no

>>85584196
I remember a day when you would have had pounds of shit sent to your address for posting your twitter here

>>85583959
No, no, wait-
You are a bitch-ass nigger.

>>85584336
Weren't that for people that were actually open about their life on Twitter, those people that post where they and stuff?

>>85584343
Why so mad?. I just accepted a dare, it's because I posted about the secret club that is 4chins?

>>85584343
/co/mbler is real?

>>85584336
I remember The Game, you lost it.

its Bendises birthday? The day we celebrate his birth?

>>85584578
oh that's today>

Why does it have to be today? Continuity doesn't matter to him.

I say he should have the same birthday as whichever black guy he's being cucked by

His birthday? Like, today?

>>85583600
Is there another Bendis?

File: 1252795856041.jpg (82KB, 552x532px) Image search: [Google]

82KB, 552x532px

>>85582982

I hope someone gives his cake and the entire party to some random big, buff black guy.

Wait, this is a good thing. At the end of the birthday party he would be replaced in all but name by someone of the minority.

>>85585244
Shut the fuck up.

>>85582982
Fuck you Bendis

No, seriously. Fuck you.

Fuck
you

Alright guys, time to write Mickey Bend a birthday card, one word at a time.


Dear

>>85582982
Fuck you Bendis. You are the amalgamation of everything wrong with comics today.

>>85585552
Brian

>>85585552
Fuck

shitstain

>>85585583
Benis

>>85587221

Dialogue

Hack

File: Bendis.jpg (102KB, 362x596px) Image search: [Google]

102KB, 362x596px

>>85582982
Will we ever find out who he has locked in a room?

>>85587431
Dialogue?

>>85585436
Boco? Shut the fuck up?

File: Fortune and Glory 02 09.jpg (178KB, 882x1317px) Image search: [Google]

178KB, 882x1317px

Bendis? Bendis.

File: Fortune and Glory 02 10.jpg (189KB, 882x1317px) Image search: [Google]

189KB, 882x1317px

>>85587615

File: Fortune and Glory 02 11.jpg (207KB, 882x1317px) Image search: [Google]

207KB, 882x1317px

>>85587625

File: Fortune and Glory 02 12.jpg (199KB, 882x1317px) Image search: [Google]

199KB, 882x1317px

>>85587641

>>85584196
Kill yourself faggot.

>>85587712
Jeez, you try to have fun and people gets defensive

File: sokka thumbs up.png (148KB, 371x480px) Image search: [Google]

148KB, 371x480px

>playing Marvel Heroes
>written by Bendis
>dialogue doesn't drag on and is consistent with several iterations of characters over decades

>>85585489
Bendis' Uncanny run was a mistake.

File: robin no.png (71KB, 500x375px) Image search: [Google]

71KB, 500x375px

>>85582982

>>85588305
No?

Bendis hides a benis up his banus.

>>85587653

This brings up a great point I've noticed about writing dialouge. People over complicate the fuck out of it. When in real life it's so sporadic.

>Yeah, uh huh like me too but I think well I, yeah you know.

That sentence said nothing but that's how people talk. Sometimes people just say words to fill inbetween the words they're trying to get to.

Why does /co/ hate Bendis so much?

>>85591927
because he's a hack

>>85591927
I hate Bendis because

> He breaks continuity despite years of Marvel lore to draw on
> conflicting characterization from previous runs
> lot of anticlimaxes- big things are promised in the story, but are never resolved

May authors do these things but here's his unique faults.

> His non-street level books are average to bad. Mostly because of the top three faults I listed above.
> Constant top billing despite his current runs being painfully mediocre.
> annoying repetitive dialogue (New Yorkish?)
> Affirmative Action Mary Sues- Miles Morales faces less conflicts than Peter Parker, but is rewarded far greater. Riri Williams, ignoring stealing parts to build shit, there was already similar character he could have used.

> LAZINESS- he doesn't do research, he uses racial identity as a shield for bad writing. And we know he can write well because of Alias, Powers, and Ultimate Spiderman, but he doesn't bother with non-street level comics because maybe he thinks effort is beneath him while sucking in that easy cape money.

>>85583174
Genius

>>85582982
There is no such thing as birthdays.
- Doctor Strange

Fuck off Bendis!

File: 1466563497440.gif (181KB, 460x340px) Image search: [Google]

181KB, 460x340px

>>85585340

happy birthdis benday

>>85582982
I suspect Bendis is actually a resentful little shit, and the reason he's shoe-horning in all these black guys in his OOC fanfic-tier bullshit is because he actually hates niggers and the fact that a black guy knocked up his waifu with BBC and he hasn't been able to satisfy her the same way.

That nigga was a bro, if so, the best among us.

>>85584413
NO, WAIT,

A nigger-bitch's ass.

>>85592058
He's a hack?

I hope he gets fucked by a muscular nigger like he always wanted!

>>85583919
We should go full /v/ and send him a card with 2 paragraphs of Bendis speak. The cover can be a collage of she hulk, vision, hawkeye and scarlet witch, or just a blank page.