/sug/ - Steven Universe General

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daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon

Reposting from last thread
>>85579901
>>85579880
>You nut so hard you go into a sex coma
>You swear you're fucking dead after the most amazing blowjob
>You wake up 3 days later, inside a cave, Malachite lying right behind you, spooning you with her beefy centaur hands
>She's asleep
What do you do?

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Who is worst fusion /sug/?

http://www.strawpoll.me/11022792
http://www.strawpoll.me/11022792
http://www.strawpoll.me/11022792
http://www.strawpoll.me/11022792
http://www.strawpoll.me/11022792

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SEXY

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POIL IS CUTE

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>>85580005

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nth for Jasper = CDi Ganon

>>85579988
Pull connie's corpse out of malachite's colon

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request fill, not sure if OR is here but it is what it is

>>85579988
ayyyy lmao, eh?

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>>85579994
>there are "people" that voted Garnet

>>85579988
>>85580034
and fuck it

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>>85579968
Future Vision

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WHERE ALL THE /FREAKS/ AT

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Tried Manga studio

Meh

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>>85580005

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>>85579995

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>>85580049
"people"
not "sneople"

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>>85579982

Every time you look more like a retard.

***

Also, this.

>>85580077
>/ss/neople

>>85580072
NO

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>>85580072
>Blood
Come on now.

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>>85580059
bubbled

REQUESTING PICTURE OF AN UGLY PEARL WHO IS INDIAN AND HAS A UNIBROW

>23 replies
>18 images
see this is our problem /sug/, this is why we always end up at image limit on page 3

>>85580034
>>85580048
>You wiggle out of Malachite's warm, beefy grasp
>You shove your hand up her centaur butthole, shoving practically your entire arm inside, feeling around for Connie
>As you grab something that resembles a hand, you scream "AYY LMAO" and pull with all your force
>Connie slides out with a loud SCHLORP
>Malachite's anus prolapses
>Connie's covered in slime and still unconscious
>Malachite is still asleep
What do you do?

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>>85580072
Hot

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>>85580092
/ss/teven Univer/ss/e thread?

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>>85580054

>>85580121
You mourn over the loss of your dearest friend, Achmed as you begin fucking Malachite in front of a now dead Connie

>>85580121
Call Connie's mom and tell her you impregnated her daughter and shoved her up a gem monster's ass

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>>85580049

This

>>85580121
try to wake connie up by tearing her clit off

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>>85580131
We claim this thread for the Hist.

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Daily reminder she did nothing wrong and deserves much more

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>>85580131

>>85580121
completely field strip a factory-new M1911 in seventeen seconds flat.

>>85580121
take out a steak knife and fork and start eating the prolapsed anus

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>>85579995
drew some Lapis for you lapis fags

>>85580148

I'm not a fan of Jasper, I'm neutral with her, but oh my god that pic is adorable

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>>85580134

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>>85579994
>4 votes for Malachite
>4 votes for Garnet
I always knew a lot of you faggots had shit taste

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Lapis and Pearl are both too good-looking to make a good couple. I always say that to make a good couple you need the pretty one and the ugly one. That's why Lapidot and Jaspis work but not Lapearl.

>>85580065
cute pearl, anon

is your pressure sensitivity working?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D5tlrv0Hp4

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http://www.strawpoll.me/11022871
Important poll
Vote

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reminder

>>85580160
>>85580144
>As you pull your cellphone out of your pocket to call Mrs. Maheswaran, you shove your hand up Connie's vagoo in hopes of waking her up
>You start to violently shake your hand inside Connie's private hole
>Mrs Maheswaran answers the phone
>Malachite is slowly waking up
What do you do?

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>>85580230
You do a helicopter dick in Malachite's face which sprays your precum everywhere while still thinking about the late Achmed as you begin shedding tears over his sacrifice

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>>85580193
nice dude

>>85580176

Much more spanking, yeah.

>>85579968
>they/them pronouns will be used for Stevonnie in the upcoming episode?
Who's hyped?

>>85580148
>no art of PD running her giant fingers through a blushing Jasper's luscious hair
kill me now

>>85580230
Tell her what you did, tell her she's next, and hang up

>>85579953
Amazing! This is my waifu now

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I love this cute family.

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>>85580072
Pearl loves to hurt people!

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Hooray for Lapis!

>>85580189

...Which is just projected energy and you would probably not be able to cut it or pierce it with a fork - and anything you'd manage to cut loose would probably just poof anyway.

>>85580214
I noticed it stopped working part of the way through. It's fine now though.

>>85580230
"Your daughter's phone is out of batteries, she wants to talk to you"
Then jam the phone into Connie's mouth

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7vQzisFIS4

are there any cute drawings of peridot and garnet

>>85580193
>fit Lapis
HNNNNNNNG

>>85580209
I agree but I don't think Peridot or Jasper are ugly, just different types

Nothing exciting about two stick-thin femmes getting together in my opinion

>>85580271
I don't like how this artist draws Pearl so weird, especially when everyone else looks normal.

Just saw the latest episode so Rose had a lion pride and made one immortal?

>>85580271

Does this Pearl still sound like Dee-Dee?

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when will we see Blue Diamond, eyes exposed, hair flowing, in her toga dress thing?

>>85580257
>>85580233
>>85580189
>You drag Connie by the vagina to get closer to Malachite
>As you begin to tell Mrs Maheswaran what you did to Connie and their house, you tell her she's next and hang up
>You helicopter your dick, spraying precum everywhere in honor of the late Achmed
>You fist Connie harder
>You proceed to also deepthroat Malachite's prolapse
What do you do?

>>85579994
>nobody hates Opal
Patrician taste, fraters.

>>85580249
I don't give a fuck

>>85580309
You scream "TOKUBARA" as Malachite further awakens and you tell her what's been happening

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>>85580301
Pearl is weird looking.

>>85580270
>cute family
All I see is a special needs child, a special needs father, and a crane.

>>85580193
if that says "strong in the teal way" I'll lick your naughty bits

>>85580253
but there's porn fanfic of it
so that's a win

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Where the /runts/ at?

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>>85580270
I love the whole family. Even if some of them don't know they're members yet.

>>85580310
The plural form of frater is fratri, friendo :^)

>>85580049
Garnet is the result of rape and mind-breaking. Sapphire didn't consent, not the first time. And by the time it was over, she was already addicted to Ruby's body.

>>85580314
Why not?
It's a pretty big deal.

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>>85580310
oops fingers slipped

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>>85580293
Most of this seems to be from other fandoms trying to collide with SU.

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>>85580306
That's a very good question. Maybe? I'm trying to imagine her talking in her voice and whether or not that would be better or worse.
>>85580301
Original Pearl is best, but I do like this depiction as well.

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>>85580321
pearl is cute
>>85580322
the one on the left is called pearl i like her

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>>85580337
I love the family too

>>85580296
there needs to be more, they're cute together

>>85580287
cool beans, can you fiddle with the brushes in MS?

>>85580193
thanks senpai i love it

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>>85580193

>>85580309
Regret what you've done, then keep going so maybe you can be foul enough to take over Hell when you die

>>85580343
To each his own, I guess. I really don't care about the whole pronoun thing

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>>85580341
So just like Jaspis then?

>>85580344
madman

>>85580304

Or she made Lion because she liked lions.

...These questions are pointless... almost anything is possible in this show. Sucrose is a master in cock-teasing.

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Strong. Loyal. Brave. Stubborn. Haunted.

These are all words to describe the best gem.

broughttoyoubytheDiamondAuthorityallhailYellowDiamond

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>>85580331

>>85580369
Why not?

>>85580344
You, sir, are a barbarian and are most certainly not my frater.

>>85580322
Fuck off.

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>>85580330
Is it good tho?

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>>85580341
That's Malachite retard.

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>>85580331
Right here

>>85580310
Kinda hard to hate her since she has basically no on screen personality.

Not really her fault since she's only shown up once as a speaking role, and she was the introduction to fusion, but I'm insanely indifferent to Opal.

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Any requests?

Do you think Steven healing things with his saliva is in the same vein as Garnet briefly passing on future vision with a kiss?

>>85580360
What family?
All I see are three fat retards, a poo in the loo, a gay agenda, and cuckoo bird.

>>85580381
It doesn't really add or take away anything to the story of the show, and obviously it doesn't affect my actual life

Just finished watching the rest of the bomb, pretty cool.

I was gonna say that Jasper being such an important gem is sort of weird but it does make sense that they sent her with Perdidot on such an important mission in the first place.

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>>85580331

>>85580318
>>85580290
>You try to scream TOKUBARA while deepthroating the prolapse
>You choke
>You fist Connie harder, taking your phone and shoving it down her throat.
>You tongue Malachite's prolapse as she stares in wonder and confusion, trying to figure out what the fuck you're doing
What do you do?

>>85580360
I understand jasper but why peridot and lapis?

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>>85580400
Buff Sapphire

>>85580343
Not really

They are literally two people

>>85580414
Malachite begins to relentlessly suck your peepee as you furiously proclaim you are the "Crazy Diamond" which confuses her but doesn't make her stop.

>>85580276
>analyzing shitposting
ISHDGT

anyway i'm off to work making pizzas. if any drawfag is lurking and wants to draw the pizza family/gems making pizza i'd be delighted

>>85580397
I feel the same way but towards Stevonnie.

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>>85579982

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>>85580362
Yea I'll mess with it more soon. Might just keep using photoshop for now though. Also it was pretty laggy before I realized the canvas was 23622x23622 by mistake.

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Us as a whole have returned, sweetheart!
Have a Sardonyx lewd doodle or "lewdle"

>>85580381
why should anybody?

>>85580400
Jasper in a star hoodie

>>85580400
Anything featuring Pearl x Connie and Steven getting cucked.

>>85580223
Hah.

>>85580400
garnet sitting at a couch with peridot on her lap like a cat

What's the best Pink Floyd album?

>>85580400
Draw some cute gems, no bodies just gems and make em cute.

>>85580400
>>85580424

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>>85580400
Man Ruby

We need an easter egg, of 5 rubies floating in a bubble, at the temple. It would just be mean to let them drift in space for all eternity. Even if Eyeball had lost it and wants to kill Steven.

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ROOOOOOOOOOOSE!!!

Anyone have the picture of lapis with her eyes closed, but when you open it her eyes are open?

>>85580435
Please do a Centipeetle lewdle

I'll pay you in gratitude and Pearl Points

>>85580420
Garnet is two people. Opal is two people.
Stevonnie is a gender allegory.

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2 SWOLE 2 CONTROL

>>85580440
did his penis get in the way?

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>>85580435
That's dangerously lewd.

>>85580400
Ruby Squad in a bubble at the temple.

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>>85580429

>>85580308

Don't forget the immense yet dainty bare feet.

At the end of eight feet of muscular legs as unto a dancer's. Strong, but slender ankles. A hint of magnificent buttocks, but maddeningly obscured by her majestic robe - jealously guarded by silent blue Pearl.

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>>85580435
ain't that a rare sigh

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>>85580457
ROOOOOOOOOOOSE

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>>85580430
>the canvas was 23622x23622

>>85580404
Gender plays a big part in SU so it does add to the show.
>>85580437
Because Stevonnie is a trend setter in animation.

>>85580427
Definitely, but I actually dislike Stevonnie a bit since she's had plenty of opportunities to have personality and just hasn't actually separated herself from being Steven + Connie sharing a mouth.

Example: see Beach City Drift

Closest she came to having a bit of personality of her own was when she demanded Jasper apologize to Amethyst. It was kinda cute the way it was delivered and not something you'd expect from Steven or Connie individually.

http://www.strawpoll.me/11022971

I thought I'd be able to make a couple polls at once...

>>85580421
>You're still choking on the prolapse
>Malachite proceeds to pick you up so she can suck your dick
>You two 69, Malachite on your dick and you on her prolapsed asshole
>Connie has expired and your fist is still inside her.
What do you do?

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Post fan fusions!

>>85580463
But the difference is that gems have a different concept of self as humans.

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>>85580475

>>85580492
Achmed becomes a zombie while you two continue to senselessly fuck as you have flashbacks to the 4th of November which triggers you as you go full retard

>>85580447
Either Fragile or In the Court of the Crimson King.

>>85580447
The wall or the dark side of the moon

Just my opinion

I need pictures of Pink Diamond.
Please?

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>>85580460

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>>85580483

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>>85580494

>>85580484
Explain

>>85580484
Yeah, for fags in the first world that will be embarassed caring so much about gender politics when they grow up in another five years.

>>85580414
Mutter "fuck this" under your breath and take this debauchery outside

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>>85580511
here's one

>>85580485
Hopefully Mindful Education will give Stevonnie some actual personality. I still hate how Stevonnie was wasted in BCD.

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>>85580494

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>>85580513

>>85580388
it's kinda short (1246 words)
but it's good if you're into praise

>>85580484
Gender is insignificant. Who gives a shit what Stevonnie's pronouns are?

Alright /sug/ it's story time, this literally happened <3 minutes ago

So

> be me, renovating my room
> I'm completely obsessed with Pearl
> I decide it'd be awesome to just cover a wall in pictures of Pearl
> I'm downstairs at the kitchen table looking at paint colors with my mom (few minutes ago) the whole time I'm just thinking of asking of asking to put pictures of Pearl on my wall
> I think she doesn't know my obsession
> I ask her if I can put pictures on my wall
> Mostly dismissed
> I ask again
> She asks what of
> I look away
> Immediately she says, "Pearl"
> At this point I'm like oh fuck she knows
> Cue me beginning to nope the fuck outta there and her following after me asking what "my affair with Pearl is"
> Escape into basement
> Come back upstairs and write this
Feel so on edge right now

>>85580513
Something's leaking alright

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>>85580494

>>85580486
http://www.strawpoll.me/11022996
http://www.strawpoll.me/11022998
http://www.strawpoll.me/11023005

There we go

>>85580496
No they don't.

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>>85580511

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>>85580530
We posting pictures of Pink Diamond, now?

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>>85580440
but now what will come of my Matt x Zuke slashfiction?

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Would you let Blue Diamond eat you?

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>>85580530
That's not a diamond.

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>>85580209
>>85580300
I must agree. Lapis is basically Bloople, even more so in early concept art

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>>85580513
DELETE THIS

>>85580424
>>analyzing shitposting

Even fools need hobbies.

>>85580454
>Eyeball

Lobbying for 'Redeye'.

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>>85580511
The closest thing I have.

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>>85580486
FUCK OFF /FREAKS/
BEST GEM COMING THROUGH

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Post your favorite songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFctQMCs3k4

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>>85580481

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>>85580535
Be hopeful it's not somehow another recap episode.

Otherwise Sapphire's upcoming big bad drop may be the only good episode to keep us filled before hiatus.

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>>85580513

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>>85580513
and they call ME a freak

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>>85580513

>>85580552
Keep us updated, friendo :^)

>>85580506
>You proceed to have an aneurism and a stroke at the same time
>you lose control of all fine motor functions
>You're still choking
What do?

>>85580546
I've always hate this. What's with the ugly expression? Why are her glasses so big? Why is there barely any Lapis traits mixed in?

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>>85580494
>>85580546
This is my shitpost
It was made for me

>>85580604
You begin to realize you hate Malachite and instead want to fuck Lapis. So you cum so hard it poofs Malachite and you slowly approach a dazed Lazuli as Jasper begins to cry

Zombie Achmed begins moaning "Yare Yare"

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>>85580494

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>>85580580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rukF4aNy1Lg

>>85580591
>big bad drop
?

>>85580513
Car sex best sex

>>85580580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDtj-2qnTXk

>>85580601
Update: High heart rate
don't know if I'll be able to do it

>>85580567
Abso-fucking-lutely

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>>85580552
Sorry dude, don't give up, I believe in you

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>>85580551
What is the correct pronoun for a hermaphrodite?

>>85580485
>There's an upcoming Stevonnie episode.
>Stevonnie won't be developed and screen time will taken away from Steven and Connie's actual development.
Joy.

>>85580513

HE'S FOURTEEN. Jesus.

This is no way to depict Murdercock Junior.

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>>85580552

>Cover a wall in pictures of Pearl

>>85580567
Of course.

>>85579968
Needs more neck

>>85580551
Everyone does.

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>>85580494
I have a bunch of these, some are outdated or nonsense.

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best ship

>>85580647
If hes fourteen why does he look like an 8 year old

>>85580513
MODS

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Hey guise
How about we design our own fusion?
Let's choose the fusees

>>85580631
How does your mom know about your obsession with Pearl?

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>>85580552
I like you anon.

>>85580535
I hope so too anon.

>>85580643
Please, no, I have faith the the "Steven + Connie mouthpiece" won't last forever. I don't actually want to hate Stevonnie, but it just gets so tiring when they waste her potential as a character.

>>85580522
Rebecca Sugar wants to relate to queer kids.
>>85580524
/pol/ please.

>>85580613
>You cum so hard Malachite inflates with your seed, exploding and poofing both her component gems
>Your hand is still inside Connie's vagoo
>You've stopped choking
What do?

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>>85580494

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>>85580705
You fuck Lapis in the ass for 65000000 years

>>85580609
She's probably unpleasantly surprised, Peridot's glasses are huge, I'm sure she's wearing a dress.

>>85580675
because he's a homunculus

>>85580675
Not sure if bait, but it's explained that the physical maturity of Steven is based off of his mental maturity

>>85580591
But only one episode can be considered a recap episode.

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>>85580176

Reminds me of a Ranma 1/2 OP

>>85580682
Jasper and Sapphire

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>>85579968

>>85504118
"Copy that, Good Buddy!"
""Futa on Mailman""


“Ah, Mistress…” Jamie breathed, “Make me your whore!”

Rose Quartz smirked darkly as she thrust, Jamie still in her lap. “You already are, pet,” she growled sensually.
Get pic related? It's 'cause Rivet is a "fairy"!

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>>85580685
Not really sure, she must've seen her on my computer screen a few times when passing my room or something

>>85580652
<-- image

>>85580689
thank you!

>>85580638
Xir.

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>>85580631
Just do it.

>>85580727
Which one? I'm drawing a blank

>>85580663
wha the fuck that's really cool

>>85580682
Lapis and Flapis

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please give peri her limb enhancers back

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>>85580643
>Connie
>character development

>>85580759
Buddy's Book...even then that's a stretch.
Why does /sug/ misuse terms like recap and filler?

>>85580759
>>85580727
Message Received?

My only guess.

>>85580749
Upload the folder

>>85580756
I want to
Another problem is that we have no color printer in my house despite my step dad owning a printing business. I'd have to ask him to print them for me, which is very awkward

>>85580749
>created 2 weeks ago
>31,295 Files
how

>watched a few episodes of this show when it came out
>it was okay
>its gotten more popular since then and i decided to check out some newer episodes
>theres a green triangle and im pretty sure Steven's voice has changed

whats going on

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>>85580749
>31,295 files of Poil

>>85580770
You laugh but she's not the same girl she was in the first opening.
Same how Amethyst isn't the slob we think she is.

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>>85580768
>Just a hungry donut goblin who wants donut

>>85580793
You should really do so anon. I'm sure your dad is a nice and understanding man. :^)

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>>85580749
>pearl properties

the whole thing is intense, stay strong tho

LETS FILL IT AGAIN /sug/

I love when Lapis ______ Peridot.

>>85580759
Log Date 7 15 2

>>85580800
Magic~

>>85580814
ignores

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>>85580552
>>85580636
Can't you guys just put up pics of more than one waifu/thing? It looks kind of creepy and obsessive as is

>>85580799
It's probably fake, that's how

Or he reorganized into a new folder recently

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What is it?
A chisel
A dagger
A tanto

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Oh no! You've impregnated Ruby!
What will you do now?

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>>85580511

Hey, I found more.

>>85580779
>Episodes that only fill the gap for the developers to make more episodes

I mean in a sense /sug/ uses it correctly considering the episodes that have no foreshadowing.

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pink diamond is best diamond!

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>>85580814
and

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>>85580800
it's called perididdles she's your favorite character
it did

>>85580814
bitch slaps

>>85580803
>>85580799
When you're a bored programmer and make a tumblr scraper :v

>>85580787
scrape tumblr if you want it or something, this is literally everything so there's no quality guarantee I have a different folder for stuff I've picked out from the internet and things

>>85580813
thanks

>>85580837
it is obsessive
I guess I could put some Lapis up

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I can't get enough of Bird mum

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Sneak peak at next weeks leeks

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>>85580494

>>85580848
Burnie literally admitted that the reason the gems took so long to catch Peridot was because they had more episode orders than they had ideas for episodes

>>85580841
Chisel.

Rubies are meant to be fodder by the looks of it. They don't really have any hope of killing their opponent, so the best they're trained for is damaging the enemies gem in some way so stronger fights can get an advantage.

>>85580841
yes

>>85580841
A chisel. It's the perfect weapon for fighting against other rocks

>>85580870

my post >>85580749

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>>85580548
Hey, that was pretty good! Thanks, anon

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>>85580749

Holy shit nigga what are you doing

Are people screenshoting this just incase it gets wild?

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Post fan outfits!

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post non shit amethyst

>>85580878
i appreciate his occasional honesty

>>85580841
shortsword
I wanna teach Bismuth how prosperous she can be in a capitalist society

>>85580848
1. Some filler episodes actually do have foreshadowing.
2. The development is in relationship to manga and anime. There's nothing for SU to catch up on therefore it's not padding out anything. That's like saying episode where Batman doesn't fight the Joker is filler.

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So Steven Universe is just going to have 5 seasons, right?

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>>85580814
lapises

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>>85580511

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>>85580814
does nothing because era 2 gems can't shapeshift, like

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>>85580893
ok

>>85580337
So anons say there's supposed to be a rainbow theme with the gems, and it looks like the majority of Roy G Biv is covered

Except for Yellow

Will there be a Yellow gem or is that unlikely with YD as the most immediate BBEG?

>>85580814
doesn't show up and the episode is entirely about

>>85580860
Do u enjoy anything other than Steven universe though? Maybe you could hang up some vinyls, art prints posters or something?

>>85580638
Stevonnie uses "they". Actual true hermaphrodites don't exist. Genetics doesn't allow for it, just not enough parts to go around.
Intersex people mostly go for either male or female though, I think.

>>85580892
I have transcended insanity

Maybe I'll screencap it myself

>>85580896

>>85580910
It's renewed thru Season 5 as of now, so more are possible, but we're certainly getting at least 5

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>>85580893

>>85580910
Maybe 9 since CN changed the structure of seasons. It's up to Sucrose.

>>85580910
I wouldn't be sad if it did; five seasons is a reasonable number and enough for all the plot lines to be tied up. Personally I'd be satisfied.

>>85580846
it's funny
gems don't have to die when they are impregnated, rose just chose to give up her physical form to create the bridge of human's and gems.
answer to your question, do my best to prepare for fatherhood and to defend my self from saphire.

>>85580682

Sapphire with Navy.

Amethyst with Jasper.

Pearl with Nephrite/Centi.

>>85580567
I'd let her eat me out, but no vore pls

>>85580906
>There's nothing for SU to catch up on
>No let's not develop these main cast characters or update the whole Yellow Diamond situation.

It's still correct.

>>85580934
SU has fucking taken over my life
Doctor Who is good but that's on hold now

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>>85580814
>>85580854
bullies

>>85580910
Yeah, no reason to stretch out the story more than it needs to be.

Five seasons should be more than enough to cover most of the mysteries and intricacies in the show's environment.

Be happy it's not just two seasons where there was one overarching theory that gets tossed out the window at the last minute as a joke yeah Gravity Falls fags I remember how much you obsessed over that fucking wheel it was the only thing you had left after Ford got introduced it was ALL you HAD LEFT

>>85580938

Thanks, hon

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Are the Diamonds endgame?
Why did the home world Gems need an army before the rebellion?

>>85580936
I don't Stevonnie has ever used any pronouns personally.
The only one who used they was Jenny.

>>85580966
Anon, these are only 3 full seasons.
Sugar may need to rush hard if she really wants to end it.

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ROOOOOOOOSE!!!

>>85580956
But all that has already happened in this season. Western animation doesn't work like anime.

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>>85580893
Do you MEAN that anon? because I have a lot.

>>85580958
LeWD

>>85580975
no, the nega-diamonds are
to fight the nega-diamonds
trust me i eat out of rebecca sugar's trash sometimes and overhear her screaming su spoilers on the balcony at the top of her lungs into the night sky

>>85580979
And Ronaldo in his blog.

And the Crewniverse when explicitly asked about it.

>>85580975
To subdue the organic life of the planets they conquer

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>>85580841
chisel knife

>>85580558
One more

http://www.strawpoll.me/11023129

>>85580860
What did you use to scrape? TumblOne only does blogs not tags.

>>85580956
>No let's not develop these main cast characters or update the whole Yellow Diamond situation.
Have you been paying attention the last few weeks?

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>>85580950
>Implying that it wasn't Greg's dick that killed Rose

>>85580974
mhmmm
I'll get on it I guess

>>85581018
I did sayI'm a programmer. I made it myself :v

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It's a "Lapis teacher Peridot what sin is" episode.

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>>85580997

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>>85580800
>Watching SU completely out of order

Yeah I ain't explaining anything to you, except Steven's VA got older so his voice changed