Would Bobby grow up to be an abusive boyfriend/husband?
He's a well-adjusted guidance councellor.
>>85578772
Emotional abuse via passive aggressiveness, maybe. But I couldn't see him as a wife beater.
>>85578772
Highly doubt it.
But I feel like Joseph is going to be as crazy as Dale but also as pathetic as Bill.
>>85578772
Most likely. We know for a fact that he ain't right.
>>85578772
abusive? never
husband? never. bobby is the wife, at best
>>85578772
He would be cucked in his wedding.
>>85578772
He would be more of a submissive husband, who just goes with the flow.
>>85578772
Is she Japanese
or Chinese?
>>85579151
Joseph is straight up going to be a raging alcoholic unless John Redcorn man's up and starts trying to fix all the damage that Dale did.
>>85579420
No he ain't.
He's Laotian. Ain'tcha, Mr. Kahn?
>>85579420
No.
He was pretty controlling of Connie when he moved into the dog house.
>>85578772
No. Bobby is pretty much my cousin when he was a kid and he's a big ol teddy bear with his wife.
>>85579463
>>85579468
JAPANESE
OR CHINESE
He would probably own Sugarfoot but Connie would make the most cash
>>85579463
He's from the ocean?
Bobby's going to be a stay at home husband/father. That'll never have a steady job once the kids are grown. Which will frustrate Khany, until she leaves him and takes the kids. He moves back home, but then quickly moves across the street to Bill's house. Where their sadness feeds off each other. Hank eventually kicks both their asses, and makes Bobby work for him at Strickland.
Joseph grows up to look like Redcorn. Then goes to college on a football scholarship. During his freshman year, john redcorn tells him the truth, but to keep it a secret. Then he helps Jospeh become a man. From then on Joseph is drowning college pussy. He graduates college with a lame degree, but it doesn't matter. He gets picked up to be a quarter back on the Cowboys' practice team and he gets some land for being part of Redcorn's tribe.
Khannie's early first pregnancy with Bobby puts an end to her dream of being a respect concert violinist. She ends working a well paying but soul crushing office job like her dad. After the divorce, she and the kids move to Durndell. She won't let the kids visit Bobby at Bill's house. So Bobby has to drive Bills' Geo Metro over to visit them.
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>>85579556
You stupid fucking faggots.
https://youtu.be/JHPyIj-91hY
>>85579840
>John Redcorn
No.
>>85579938
yes.
Though Redcorn will be cool about it with Jospeh. Saying how he was a screwup and that it is best if Dale never knows.
>>85579151
>Redman
>Not Drinkem Firewater
>>85579991
Yeah I genuinely started to like Redcorn near the end of the show. He seemed like a nice guy.
>>85579897
It's a meme, you dip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4YEJcR0-EE
Well he is a dumb redneck from Texas' armpit, so probably.
>>85579991
If he stays friends with Dale, he wouldn't need to potentially ruin his relationship with his father, and potentially ruin Dale and Nancy's relationship, to be a part of his life.
>>85581139
This is trippy, yet creepy.
>>85579151
I think the show kept saying he was just in some serious awkward phase. When he was a kid he was normal then after the growth spurt he was a bit of a weird kid but I think during high school or college he would really change. He was already popular and on his way by being a football star it was just day go day stuff he had problems with.
>>85578772
We already know how it ends.
For all his failings, Hank Hill is at his heart a good person who tries to do right by those around him. And in all the many ways they differ, Bobby knows that and would emulate it.
>>85583009
Other's were less blessed of course.
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>>85583119
... But that just makes you appreciate what you had more.
>>85583157
>>85579436
It's too late. Redcorn fucked up his chances. No matter what genetics he put in that boy, he is Dale's son.
>>85579840
>Bobby's going to be a stay at home husband/father. That'll never have a steady job once the kids are grown.
Bobby has his dad's work ethic. He just channels it toward different things. He'll find some low-skilled job that he likes and dedicate himself to it.
>>85583304
that gay comic aside, Bobby has already shown he'd be a great counselor. I imagine he'd going to be human services in some capacity.
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>>85583170
this surprisingly held my interest. i like the idea of an older well adjusted bobby with hank in the background.
>>85583304
Besides which, can you imagine leaving a homemaker like Bobby?
>>85583009
I love shit like this. Recontextualising characters from different sources to make a different point really appeals to me.
It's part of why I like/co/co/'s Bizarre Adventure
>>85583489
It really does seem accurate though.
The silly laws of their worlds aside, somebody raised like Bart or Chris would be really fucked up adults. Bobby might wish he got to go to flute lessons but end of the day he'd have a pretty decent core value system without too much baggage.
>>85583304
The last episode suggested Bobby'd make a helluva butcher / chef.
>>85583597
Fuck the last episode.
>UHHH UHH WE NEED AN IDEA FOR THE FINALE. I GOT IT! HANK HAS BEEN TEACHING BOBBY ABOUT BEEF HIS ENTIRE LIFE AND HE'S REALLY SMART ABOUT IT! WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS NEVER BEEN BROUGHT UP AND I'M PULLING THIS OUT OF MY ASS, SHUT UP GO AWAY.
>>85583170
>>85578844
Post the comic
>>85583157
>>85583170
This was a nice comic anon, thanks for sharing.
>>85583009
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>>85583170
A comic about Bart Simpson and Chris Griffin going through marriage counseling with Bobby Hill should not be this compelling.
Anyone know who made this, is love to see more of their work.
>>85583597
>chef.
Not on Peggy's watch.
>>85583009
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>>85583170
>Fancomic with gay cross ship
>It's good
>>85583170
Bobby looks really old
>>85583170
This. . .everything about it is so fucking wrong, yet it was a beautiful read.
>>85583711
They were cancelled. There were supposed to be 17 more episodes and this one was just easiest to shoehorn the quick "happily ever after" ending.
Dale was going to find out about Redcorn and Nancy. Beyond doubt.
>>85585469
I would like to think Dale wouldn't care surprising everyone, and make all the lies, and secrecy pointless. Then Dale would get focused on some other dumb thing and go back to what he always does.
>>85583170
please tell me there's more
>>85579463
The line delivery here was perfect. It says a ton with subtext in his tone.
>>85585205
fat really ages the face
>>85578772
Not likely. Not real abuse anyway.
At worst, I could see Bobby grow up to be emotionally distant and stubborn like Hank.
Anymore it seems thats as bad though.
>>85579151
Thats sounds awesome and I want to see that show.
I could easily see Joseph set on the fast track for success like Bill was, football star and everything. Then in college, or even an brief career in the pros, he gets injured and has absolutely nothing to fall back on.
Make it creepy and he because a high school gym teacher hitting on teenage girls.
>>85579991
He was a very likable guy, charisma will do that. Still, the guy was a scumbag.
He ran a somewhat successful business offering alternative medicine and massages that was more of a front to get into married women's pants. Then he left the husbands to to deal with the result.
Joseph isn't his only child, we know of at least one other, and he probably has dozens of kids that he doesn't know or care to know. He shows some interest in Joseph, only because he has seen him grow up. Its not until Joseph hits puberty and is a young man that Redcorn even cares.
Even when he wasn't trying to bang other guys' wives, he was trying get rich quick schemes. He tried to open a casino on his tribe's land. He thought he was going to make it big with his band.
>>85584122
Well here's an interview with the author
http://www.upworthy.com/a-devastating-comic-imagines-the-simpsons-and-family-guy-characters-as-adults
Maybe emotionally abusive. He can be catty and irrational sometimes. I can't see him ever growing up to be physically abusive.
>>85583170
>...you're a real great dad, y'know?
And with that, Bobby Hill states what everyone familiar with adult cartoons knows: for all his ignorance and general obnoxiousness, Hank Hill is perhaps one of the best animated dads ever. He's certainly 100x better than Homer or Peter, in any case.
>>85579463
To this day I think that still remains one of the best jokes from the early seasons. Just the delivery and the subversion of expectation are unmatched.
>>85583890
I don't have it.
>>85588561
He's not perfect, he's very pushy of what he wants his son to be than making best of the person he is. God damn he shows plenty of times how much he's concern and caring, too much so which is why he's like that at times and worries. He wants to better his own dad as a father and make sure Bobby is ready for the world even if he's not right all the time.
That's more to say than Homer, ten fold on Peter. They are pretty much manchildern
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>>85583170
>a gay shipping drawing that's not only decently drawn, but entertaining, in-character, and with a good ending that shows respect to all source materials used
AM I TAKING CRAZY PILLS?
>>85583170
Hank is great, but will any cartoon dad ever top Professor Utonium (S1-4)?
>>85584122
>Anyone know who made this, is love to see more of their work.
Strap in, son, because I'm going to give you the official sequel.
>>85581139
my new life goal is to watch this while on dxm
>>85583304
Except everything Bobby has ever shown competence in, Hank or someone else has come to crush.
Bobby doesn't have the confidence to be a success.
>>85589294
(realized I was being retarded)
>>85579126
>Connie won't stop shrieking in her devil tongue
>Bobby's angrier than he's ever been
>Hank's neck vein appears on Bobby
"That's my purse!!"
>Connie freezes in shock as the first kick lands
"I don't know you!"
>Kick after kick, until Connie is a shivering wreck curled up in the corner
"Baby, don't ever make me do that again"
>>85589413
That's good-
>>85589431
OVER THE LINE-
>>85589453
Okay that's fine I guess.
>>85589280
>>85589294
>>85589403
>>85589413
>>85589431
>>85589453
>>85589280
>>85589294
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>>85589453
This person does good shit. I mean, they made a comic about a guy complaining about how everyone says his dick is huge compelling.
>>85589280
>>85589294
>>85589403
>>85589413
>>85589431
>>85589453
>waah waah my dick is too big
>this somehow is compelling
Whoever this artist is, he is pretty good.
>>85578772
If my son ever winded up like bobby, I'd shoot him in the head.
>>85589092
The thing is, Hank gradually comes to accept Bobby for who he is. The final episode of KotH, however rushed it may have seemed, really has a beautiful build up when you consider their relationship throughout the series.
The final episode's plot has already been done before in the series. Remember when Bobby had hidden talent in shooting? Maybe even the wabi sabi episode applies. The continuity issues with the last few seasons bugged me. Like for instance,in the thanksgiving episode, it was established hank accepted and praised bobby for his cooking talents, but then in a later season episode, that is ignored. It was obvious the show was just repeating plot formulas. I think theres about 3-5 episodes about hank being framed for something. But I only seen two, so just wondering.the final episode is when bill falls for laoma imo
>>85578772
No way, that boy's alright.
>>85583304
>Bobby has his dad's work ethic.
No he doesn't.
Bobby's half-assed work ethic is one of the things Hank keeps freaking out about when he's concerned that his boy ain't right.
>>85590073
The one thing I felt the series was missing, the only thing, was Hank saying "That boy's all right."
>>85589453
How fucking big is that bed that they can have three people sleep on it and still have plenty of room on either side?
>>85583009
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>>85583170
i have nothing to say.
hell what the fuck
>>85590519
people who don't have good work ethics wouldn't work themselves into a panic attack due to trying not to be the weak link on a quiz bowl team
>>85590993
most of the things Bobby has worked hard on, Hank discourages.
>>85579463
i don't get it
>>85591063
I think it's one of Cotton's lines.
>>85590772
It was MINDFUL fanfiction, not just slamming a bunch of characters together that we see in deviantart.
Stories have been built on top each other long before the Internet. It's how it's excuted is the issue
>>85591083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHPyIj-91hY
>>85589453
>a bf AND a gf
>taking up all the fs
ree boy ain't right
>>85578772
He would be a supreme cuck
>>85591159
Cotton knows a Jap when he sees one. He can tell immediately what Kahn is.
>>85585570
Dale wouldn't really care. Genetics be damned, Joseph is his son.
>>85583170
>>85589453
>"... You're a real great dad, y'know
>"Uhuh... Uh, Yep... Well, You're my boy and, well... Nice checking up on me and such. Oh, I got some things to do with Dale and Boomhaur, nice meeting you, bye
That boy ain't right.
>>85589431
This reminds me of American Dads joke
"We said if we didnt have girlfriends by 21, we'd turn gay, shouldve set the bar higher"
>>85591936
>dale finds out, from joseph telling him of all things
>he just sits there
>takes a long, cold, silent look at Nancy
>switches his piercing gaze to John Redcorn
>neither of them could do more than stutter gibberish and clam up
>dale looks to the floor with a vacant expression on his face for a long while, while the other 3 stand there in silence
>"Boy, go wait in the van."
>joseph hesitantly obeys
>dale looks back up at redcorn
What does he say, /co/?
>>85592948
Nothing.
He just brings out his sidearms and looks at them hard one last time before bringing it to his temple and pulling the trigger.
>>85592948
"Fucker"
WHO WERE THOSE GUYS
WHYYYY WERE YOU DANCIN WITH THOSE GUYYYYS
>>85593190
>>85592948
Why didn't you invite me to watch?
>>85592948
Just tell me why, Nancy. I just need to know. Why were you dancing with those two guys?
As good of a dad Hank could be he was a real dipshit for making Bobby quit this job because 'ew poop'.
>>85592948
>Did future me ask you to do this?
>>85590519
It'll make him a success.
>>85592948
>Dale not taking a long drag from a cig before looking at RedCorn
kys
>>85590519
>Bobby's half-assed work ethic is one of the things Hank keeps freaking out about
No its because the things that Bobby actually had any interest in was so STRANGE AND EMBARRASSING for Hank to deal with that he went the whole "boy ain't right" route.
Bobby was completely into the dogshit job to the point where he could have actually made a longterm career out of once he got older but Hank shut it down because HANK was embarrassed and worry about what people were gonna think.
>>85592185
>doesn't mock or belittle him during the call, makes an effort to show appreciation despite being embarrassed
Still better than Homer most of the time, or Peter ever.
>>85588561
Well Hank's only competition is Bob Belcher and Stan Smith on a good day.
>>85593994
>Stan Smith
>Ever not being a self absorbed dick
[citation needed]
>>85588561
I'd say Bob Belcher is on par with Hank
Bob's burgers is one of the only shows that comes to mind that does a "dysfunctional family" setting very well without having to resort to the usual "lol look at how abusive everyone is to each other" shit
>>85594128
Are the Belchers supposed to be a dysfunctional family? The only dysfunction in them is Louise's control over her parents and their openness (which isn't really a dysfunction at all). They're mostly freaks but that doesn't mean the unit itself is flawed.
>>85594302
>They're mostly freaks but that doesn't mean the unit itself is flawed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPUSa424SPQ
>>85594302
All of Bob's kids are weird, Louise is just the loudest and thus most noticeable.
>You got good kids Junior, weird, but good.
>>85583009
>>85589280
So what would Steve, Cleveland Jr. and Gene be like in this scenario?
>>85578772
Someone shoop Steven and Connie here
>>85594302
I think something unique about their family is they either indulge in each others eccentricities or they shrug it off and move on.
Like Bob genuinely complimenting Gene's Trash Fashion and even asks to pick something out for him next time.
>>85594404
Super gay, also
>>85594465
>"Yeeeaaaahhhh! Freaky friend fiction!"
>>85594368
A-are you agreeing with me? Addams Family of freaks was pretty functional as well. You could argue Wednesday trying to kill Pugsley but you get the impression that was typical passing sibling rivilary.
>>85594398
Louise isn't the loudest IMO. She's just the only one who challenges the functionality to the extent that even Bob is sometimes afraid to law down the law. It's part of her charm.
>>85594465
Exactly! The people aren't always functioning in social situations but the family itself is supportive, not too manipulative, non-frustrated/angry, etc.
>>85594625
>A-are you agreeing with me?
Yes.
>>85594503
Not much of a stretch when it comes to Gene and Steve.
>>85594724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKV5kHeqc9o
>>85594746
>Implying I'm going to watch a Huffington Post video
Can I get a too liberal; didn't watch?
>>85594800
He says he doesn't know but he hopes he's gay but doesn't want to find out with him as a child since he thinks that'd be gross.
>>85594800
>R: Gene's sexality is very nuanced
>JB: chortles with coffee in mouth
>JB: What is a nuanced sexuality? Is that like a subtle sexuality?
>R: Yeah very subtle it's
>JB: Chuckles at her not getting the joke
>JB: I hope Gene is gay. I don't know if Bo- I think Bob would be fine with that.
>R: First in line for the pride parade I think for Bob
>JB: Yeah he's a supportive dad.
>R: Will we ever find out?
>JB: I hope not.
>R: Why???
>JH: I don't wanna see Gene's sex scene.
>R: -awkwardly- Why? I do?
>JH: I'm a dad. As a dad I don't. Wanna see that. Him and. Jimmy. Jr.
>R: Babbling babbli- Oooh. Jimmy J?
>R: He likes to dance!
>JH: ...Yeah. Tina likes to watch too.
>R: Yup :)
It's just a clusterfuck of subtle awkwardness.
>>85594746
Q: "Is Gene gay? What's the deal with him"
A: "Maybe, I'd like that but I dunno. Bob certainly wouldn't mind"
And he wouldn't however I can just imagine the amount of quirky boyfriends Tina, Louis & Gene would bring to his restaurant.
>>85594931
Gotcha. Yeah, even if Gene is straight, he's gonna at least be a drag queen. That much is plenty clear.
>mfw Tina becomes a closeted hetero political lesbian in college.
>>85594939
Yeesh.
I don't completely blame her since it's a question I always wonder about and he gave a good answer but I'm glad I didn't sit through the whole video.
>>85594939
>Why? I do?
>>85594979
I kind of overstated the cringe but if you watch it is pretty much front to back nuanced awkwardness. I mean subtle awkwardness. No one is cringing or stuttering but it's p. uncomfortable.
>>85595001
That's literally exactly what she says too.
>>85594949
I just realized the Belcher lineage ends with them. Think about it:
>Gene's a homo so no real kids
>Tina will only ever be used or in brief flings
>Louise is too much of a dominate to let a man cum inside her if at all
Wow, I'm not even projecting the slightest bit either.
>>85594976
I can honestly see Gene doing anything he's allowed to do.
>Drag show, how many people are going to be there? Twelve? That's higher than zero, I'll be there.
>Pornshoot you say? Is this going to be on some kind of live cam or behind a paywall? And if paywall, can I get some kind of free pass? My mom gets very depressed if she can't see my work.
Unrelated but I feel that The Goode Family was way ahead of it's time and on the wrong network.
>People wanted an episode of Dale finding out that Joseph isn't his son
>Mike hinted that would've been too dark and be forced to make that as the final episode of KOTH
Christ
>>85589413
gaaaaaaayy,,,
>>85595106
Remember when dale finally find out that his dad was gay and how he nearly disowned him for it.
Now imagine that with Joseph but thousand times worse. It would be triple murder-suicide
>>85595044
>Louise is too much of a dominate to let a man cum inside her if at all
>implying you wouldn't be able to trick her into who cums first loses contest
>>85595139
I could see Dale more likely to end his own life than harming others
>>85595058
Oh, I think Gene is gonna be the one ORGANIZING the drag show. At the club he owns/DJs at. He's an artist and a born entertainer. He's gonna find his niche and absolutely thrive.
>>85595139
Dale disowned his dad because he thought he tried to steal Nancy from him, he found out he was gay and straight up didn't care at all.
>So it doesn't bother you that your dad's gay?
>Why would it? John Redcorn's gay and I've been friends with him for years.
>>85594126
I'm sure if we dig deep we can find an example.
>>85595159
are you shitting me? Dale would definately go into a full rage, grab a shotgun, shoot Redcorn, Joseph and Nancy
>>85595139
No Dale's freakout(s) about his Dad was that
1. He caught his Dad kissing Nancy
2. He thought his Dad was a government agent
>>85595179
Godamnit I forgot about that. Well shit, I don't know then
>>85595145
>implying I'd want to
What are you some kind of faggot?
>>85595229
That's so accurate, I guess paying for a BJ would be impossible then
>>85595263
>Pay her money for BJ
>She just blows in your face
>Pay her money for a Handjob
>She just handslaps you
>>85595323
>She just handslaps you
Is that not what a handjob is?
>implying you wouldn't get more permanent satisfaction from Louise slapping you across the face and/or testes than from a fleeting HJ
>>85595229
>Calls her dad
But isnt Bob a huge pushover? Like I dont think Ive ever seen anyone on the show really seem afraid of him.
>>85595410
The running gag is that he isn't afraid of conflict with other people, but he frequently gets his ass kicked
>>85583170
My dad died a year ago. Thanks for making me remember what a great gut he was, Anon.
>>85590650
King-sized. You haven't lived, Anon.
>>85579897
>>85595410
>But isnt Bob a huge pushover?
even if someone's a pushover I think that changes if someone solicits their child for prostitution.
>>85589092
Cotton even admits in one episode that Hank's a better dad than he is while at the same time putting Hank down.
'I had you, but you had Bobby.'
I always liked the fact Cotton had a deep love for Bobby, probably the only person he loved unconditionally.
>>85578772
When I was a kid I kinda fetishized getting drunk so this scene was special to me.
>>85592948
>...so....Redcorn...
>Redcorn looks at him, with a mixture of shame and worry
>When were you going to tell me you were an alien?
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>>85583170
I do not understand. How is this good? How the fuck does this guy make this so good? This should not be, but it is.
>>85597940
perfect
>>85597956
Outside the whole "Haha, faggtos!" progressive angle, it does feel like a natural outgrowth of the characters if realistic psychological consequences ended up happening from their childhoods.
>>85592948
>Implying Dale would react in anyway at all
>>85593599
I hate this quote so much, because a lazy person's easy way of doing a hard job is to just not fucking do it, or do it so half-assed that it ends up going to shit anyway.
>>85590428
laoma was garbage t b h
just felt like she existed for the "lol wut if bill fucked kahn's mom, wouldn't that be wack" reactions from everyone else, and she didn't need to exist beyond one episode.
any ending in which bill is happy is not a good ending for the character
>>85598252
Well, Gates is trying to destroy civilization.
>>85598251
He would when it confirms his suspicions of John Redcorn being an alien.