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Centipeetle Deserved Better Edition
Last thread: >>85570335
Latest Episode:
Buddy's Book: https://mega.nz/#F!jVpTgCra!nZ_yUwayfwCcpuM__MHM3g
Episode Downloads:
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
Spoilers:
>2 minute clips and screenshots from CN's server
http://kametsu.com/topic/54797-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot
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Official Sites:
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>Archived threads
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Miscellaneous:
>SDCC SU Panel
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>Show Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
>Attack the Light (mobile game) Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
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Well if this one survives.
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nth for best gem
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Goddamit 2 threads again.
Keeping the other open just in case
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who is the best green gem?hint: it's centipeetle
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>>85574167
.
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>>85574734
*sniff* why didn't you do my request :'(
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SO IT IS THIS ONE
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>>85574604
We're back, baby!
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Requesting Steven being hyped about Ash possibly winning with Garnet off to the side cringing
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>earlier thread got deleted
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>>85574675
>best gem
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>>85574734
Thanks mate i like it.
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Here it comes!
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>>85574763
wait
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>>85574800
Yep!
Here comes your foreseeable demise!
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>>85574800
someone redrawn it? fucking awesome
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>>85574800
>implying yellow diamond is the bad guy
she will, low key, be the fucking hero.
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>>85574848
>>85574800
Next redraw is Steven's blood creating a river.
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HEY/sug/ARE YOUhelp me
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B e s t S h i p
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>>85574922
Like hell we'll save you for your meme magic.
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drew a peri
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>>85574928
Sowhich one has a penis
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Best FusionGarnet a shit
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>>85574947
But they're after me man, you gotta protect me
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>>85574604
So...hi there. I wrote this fanfiction that I'm still working on and shared part of it on /sug/ the other day. Here >>85538203
I wrote something else that you would maybe like...? I dunno. I posted it here.
http://pastebin.com/xrJaAEKC
It's called "Jasper's Inside Story". Maybe give it a try if you feel like it? I guess.
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>>85574968
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>>85574968
This pic goes out to all the jasperfags who get salty cause they "tfw no gf"
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>>85574968
I miss her
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BIG
FAT
QUARTZ
TATS
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every time the posting is slow i assume something important is happening outside
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>>85574968
>liking an abusive relationship
Kill yourselves pls
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ponnie best ship
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How much is your favourite gem's smile worth, /sug/?
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>>85575048
UUUUUUUUUUUUGH DELETE THIS
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>>85575050Diamonds
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proto Lapis > real Lapis
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>>85575050
an arm and a leg
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>>85575048
Maybe when she's older. I can't get into it when she's a kid.
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>>85574968
>>85575020
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>>85575048
CONNIE
IS
FOR
STEVEN
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lot of cute stuff out there that never seems to make its way here
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>>85575094
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>>85575024
WELL THESE TATS AIN'T JUST FOR ATTRACTING GEMS
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>>85575103
They're gonna have fun when they hit their late-teens.
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>>85574928
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Will Steven ever be able to make love without just fusing? Maybe he could dispassionately fuck, or even hate-fuck, but could he consummate his love with Connie? Or is Stevonnie just the ultimate cock-block?
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>>85574175
>>85574763
is this your request?
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>>85575165
oops, I forgot to draw steven
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Will do another request.But I don't have any pizza to eat this time
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>>85575165
Yes! Thanks!
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>>85575191
Uncle Grandpa defeating Yellow Diamond in a game of polo
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>>85574968
i really liked her 6-armed centaur design
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requesting colored version of this
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>>85575191
>pizza
Pearl diving into a pool of salt saying "its bathtime!"
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>>85575191
Jasper stomping Yu Yevon
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>>85575191
Malachite wearing Sardonyx's clothing and Sardonyx wearing Malachites clothing
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daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon
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>>85575226
better
is there more though
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I want to see some good combo team moves from Peridot and Lapis.
I don't know what they can do, maybe Lapis can hold the enemy in water chains while Peridot throws metal at it.
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>>85575249
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>>85575234
Auron i swear to god.
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>>85574817
Ok Sapphire it's time to go on a break
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>>85575191
I gotta hand it to ya, that's pretty good.
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>You will never hear Steven's bloodcurdling screams as each Crystal Gem is individually and effortlessly shattered before his eyes by Yellow Diamond>You will never see The End pop up right after it for the show's conclusion
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>>85575296
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>>85575281
I like Wakka better
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>>85575295
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>>85574780
>he doesn't know ash completely screwed everything up and lost
>again
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>>85574912
Where do people keep getting these from? Is there software or something?
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>>85575322
oh no what have you done.
At least you didn't say the c word
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I just realized there's a new episode tonight, but there's nothing to be excited about since it already leaked.
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>>85575234
But Jasper would be a Yevon sympathizerShe's basically Seymour
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>>85575347
that's fucking hilarious
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>>85575183
>>85575202
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>>85575347
Are you fucking with me
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>>85575356Clod
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>>85574780
>>85575347
THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN
DRAWFAGS GET TO WORK
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>>85575388
Nope. Lost in the final fucking match.
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>>85575264
I just want to see their fusion with a mech suit made of water and metal.
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>>85575427
God dammit.
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>>85575191
I only wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rain
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>She's not actually in this episode, do we still have to pay her?
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>>85575427
Yeah, I just checked
That shit's fucked man
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>>85575369
>not being excited for the streams and the shitposting that comes with them
At least the thread won't be as dead as it is lately.
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>>85575422
Haha, time for Peetlebus.
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>>85575422
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>>85575400
THAT'S OUR WORD
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keep requesting so i can keep half assing these
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Catfingers is my favorite episode.
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>plebs still don't realize that steven universe is the prologue to jojo part 9 the universal warrior
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>>85575463
Yellow Diamond holding one of the midget gems in her hands
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>>85575457
>our
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>>85575442
>we do?
>Mmm. Fair enough.
I just want the ghetto mess that is sugulite to come back but that was pretty funny.
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>>85575437
and to a charizard, no less
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>>85575478
>Not
>Giorno andAvdoltravel to beat AU Diavolo
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>>85575478
I guess somehow Dio or Diego will somehow be involved
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>>85575508
To quote a better internet man than me:
>"FUCKIN' 'ELL!"
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>>85575508
While he was using HIS FUCKING WATER TYPE WHO HE HAS A BOND THAT LETS HIM LINK HIS MIND WITH IT AND IS FULLY EVOLVED LIKE GOD DAMN IT ASH HOW DO YOU POSSIBLY FUCK THIS UP?
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Does anyone have that smiling malachite image?
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>>85575535
>I-It doesn't matter if I win!
>I'M GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
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>>85575517
it's not coincidence that we have a yellow diamond
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>>85575508
Alain is a bad dude, so it's okay
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>>85575463
Sardonyx dressed as Ruby Rhod from The Fifth Element
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>>85575537
which one?
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>>85575575
How do I get Malachite points
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>>85575322
now that just went too far
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Requesting Peridot looking on in horror as Amethyst eats a bag of doritos.
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>>85575603
Fusing
Flying
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>>85575603
By beating your girlfriend
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>>85575603
Beating up 4 lesbians, at a single time
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>>85575554
>They will never get together.
Feels bad man. She'll get dumped when he goes to the next region like all other girls.
I'll miss bonnie trying to get her brother some pussy all the time the most. Best lil sister tbqh.
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>>85575229My anatomy is still really bad
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>>85575478
The Jojo anime has ruined the jojo fanbase
>lmao lets try and put jojo into everything xdddd dio za warudo yare yare daze
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>>85575603
Eating watermelons and deep diving
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>>85575669
Anon...just shut up.
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>>85575103
wrong. she's for pearl now
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>>85575669
It was me, Dio! XDXDXD
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>>85575665
Kek thats awesome famirino
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>>85575669
oh, an original taliban fan, i think that only GOT (or ASOIAF like the talibans like to say) had them
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FILL IT
GARNET IS FOR ____.
PEARL IS FOR______.
AMY IS FOR___.
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>>85575669
Something something "KONO DIO DA"
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>>85575713
Garnet is for Love
Pearl is for Salt
Amy is for Trash
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>>85575713
SNUG
BUG
HUG
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>>85575713
Hanging out
Looking pretty and holding your stuff for you
Hug and Fug
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>>85575669
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>>85575669
I mean, it was being put together with other stuff long before the anime came out but it did multiply intensely.
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>>85575427
eh, i guess they're building up for a rematch later when Ash likely fights the guy again since he's a Team Flare member.
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I feel bad for Jasper in The Arrival. She got all dressed up with her fancy cape to impress Rose Quartz and her army and all she found was a lost defective Pearl, a puny overcooked runt, a shameless display, and a thing.
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Why does this show make me wish I was in its universe so much? The music, the visuals, the characters. Everything is just great.
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>>85575575
The cute screencap during the watermelon ep
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>>85575809
Because our's sucks?
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>>85575805
>The Arrival
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>>85575809
Because our's sucks???
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>>85575669
as someone who doesn't read or watch jojo i have to agree
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>>85575827
I mean
The Return
Jasper would be disappointed in me
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>>85575809
Because it's full of hotties
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>>85575713
fug
fug
fug
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>>85575816
Yep.
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>>85575809
Because you have nothing of value in this life and watch the show to escape into it instead of as entertainment
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Reminder that Jasper didn't back up any further at this point and got on her knees to make this dramatic water exit
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>>85575347
Pretty sure he does know, that's why he said Garnet should be off to the side cringing.
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>>85575805
She putted on eye liners as well
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>>85575805
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>>85575809
Unfortunately real life beach towns aren't nearly as peaceful, pleasant and pink
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>>85575810
there you go bud
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What would happen if Greg fell for Garnet instead of rose?
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>>85575881
>watch the show to escape into it instead of as entertainment
is there really a difference
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>>85575895
>when you put on makeup to make yourself pretty for your rival and they don't show up to the party
suffering
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>>85575928
Garnet would shut his ass down like she did Jamie.
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>>85575885
She knows how to impress
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>>85575928
Garnet would be largely unimpressed and no Steven would've happened
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>>85575935
A very important one.
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>>85575940
>Three's a Crowd
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>>85575713
Garnet is for Marry.
Amethyst is for Fuck.
Pearl is kill
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>>85575928
Ruby would die
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>>85575943
Jasper eats the Ol' 96er all on her own and Rose doesn't even care
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>>85575928
Even if Garnet was like, "Yeah, okay," they're both well over the age limit. It's not illegal to fuck a midget.
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>>85575713
Fuck
Hug
Cuddle
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>>85575978
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guys i need that picture of the awfully ugly pearl- the one who doesnt even look like pearl? she's brown, has a unibrow, and is just awfully ugly. i cant remember who drew it
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>>85575976
Ru-ruby???
Why ruby?
Why not Sapphire!
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>>85575907
thanks babe
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know your fusion was fun.
it was great to see Amy's baggage finally overcome Steven's optimism.
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>>85574966
Cute
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>>85576014
ruby is always the one who takes the dick
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>>85576014
Ruby is for preg
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Is there a higher resolution out there for this Crewniverse-made shoujo Jasper/Lapis poster?
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>>85575854
will there ever be another episode with a tone similar to The Return? Y'know, wherein homeworld finally stops fucking around and sending wacky fun characters for Steven to befriend and/or blow into space, and actually sends a real strike force to stomp a mudhole in the Crystal Gems and turn Beach City into a crater just for good measure? I just didn't feel that level of tension at any point in this season, the final boss was just Jasper again, flexing and trashtalking and generally acting like an idiot
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>>85576063
>Crewniverse
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>85575088
what a fag
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>>85576085
Don't you judge me.
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Jasper didn't kill 80 Crystal Gems at Beta. She killed all the other Gems made there. Jasper is blood thirsty and the other Gems were "not right".
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>>85576111
Juked is right
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>>85574184
Good night /sug/
Have fun
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>>85576120
they had to be put down like rabid dogs.
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>>85576049
thanks
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>>85576150
Top notch work
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>>85575422
>no rain falling on Lapis
nice detail
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>>85576085
Yes, Angie Wang
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>>85574966
I like your art-style
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>>85575976
>Garnetmom AU with twins.
>One fuses with that timelines Connie, the other with...Peedee
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>>85576120
it's already weird enough that Steven's going to end up having a dogfucker on his team
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>>85574966
That's fucking cute drawanon
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>>85576206
Rose approves of bestiality.
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So,
>Diamond theme during lions warp
>Lions mane looks just like Pink Diamonds hair
>Rose established to have a pack of lions
It's pretty much cannon at this point, right?
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>>85576277
yep
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>>85576085
Yeah? It's made by Angie Wang, who works on the show. Colin Howard has said that multiple people on the crew have posters of it in their offices. Here's another piece by Katie Mitroff.
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Would you be the father of a gem's baby/babies?
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>>85576322
No because then they would die
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>>85576206
What? Who's a dogfucker?
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https://soundcloud.com/captaincomedy/weed-are-the-crystal-gems-full-song?utm_source=soundcloud&utm_campaign=share&utm_medium=tumblr
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>>85576359
Jasper fucked a dog
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>>85576063
Nah, that's the biggest available.
It amuses me how popular it was with whole Crew though
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>>85576384
She's lonely
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>>85576277
Not entirely but suspicious as fuck obviously.
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>>85576396
Who is Troffie
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>humans should stop wearing clothes, will be a lot funnier
what did she mean by this?
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>>85576430
boarder Katie Mitroff
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>>85576440
succ
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>>85576384
Why would Japser join Steven's team?
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Reminder that Earth is Pink Diamond's home too.
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my name is barry allen
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>>85576509
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>>85576508
pink diamoned caused russia
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i'm just now getting started on last night's request batch
throw rotten tomatoes at my face, please, lads
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>>85576509
And you're an alcoholic?
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how much would you pay for a quality SU figure?I'm talking Japan quality. I would probably pay out the ass for a really good Jasper figure, myself.
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>>85576478
because the writers put it in an episode outline?
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>>85576509
And i'm Johnny Knoxville
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>>85576534
I'll throw a doodle at your face
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Reminder thatera 2 gems can't fuse
Reminder thatRose is a huge hypocrite
Reminder thatPink Diamond is an earthling too
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>>85576530
Pink diamond is the hero we need.
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>>85576603
Reminder to remind us of this tomorrow
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>>85576558
A Lapis statue with glass-like water wings would be amazing.
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why is Jasper such a bitch?
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>>85576558
Tree-fiddyfousand dollars
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>>85576587
that will suffice as long as it's heavy enough
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>>85576661
She's pretty great
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>>85575024
MORE
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DAILY REMINDER THAT NONE OF THESE CHARACTERS ARE REAL AND WE ARE ALL SAD HUMAN BEINGS
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>>85576673
$400,000 to own that statue, for life.
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>>85574675
>Lapis
FUCK YEAH
>Heart pupil
B-but that would mean you go in folder for heart pupils...there's lewd things there...
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I want ruby squad pics
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REMEMBER ME?
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>>85576751
anon why would you remind us of what we're constantly trying to forget
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>>85576751
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>we'll probably never see Jasper interacting with townies
damn
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Please tell me Navy will be okay?
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>>85575191
Jasper holding Bismuths gem in one hand and the breaking point in the other. Sinister smile preferably too.
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>>85576786
Are you the crazy diamond
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Kat Morris said AaS was her first time drawing Jasper, and that she and Lapis are characters she has great difficulty drawing in the first place
And that based Amber helped a lot. Who happens to be the crew member most blatantly out of the jasperfag closet
http://ghostdigits.tumblr.com/post/148176084506/3-of-3-hope-you-guys-liked-the-episode
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>>85576508
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>>85576824
I miss her
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>>85576786
The mistake?
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>>85576796
I screencapped the reminder from yesterday and came across it again so it was time :(
>>85576804
dont worry. Pearl is real, in our hearts.
>>85576824
that's a statement, not a question. No exclamation mark
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>>85576786
REEEEEEEE or maybe EEEEEEEK
>>85576812
My god we need to worry about her getting to interact with GEMS first
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>>85576786
DON'T POST IT
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>>85575183
>Forgot the main character
Something about that is funny to me
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>>85574604
So the Diamonds are essentially the Intoners from Drakengard?
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>>85576841
Amber is a true Jasperfag who remembers her eyeliner.
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blep
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>>85576786
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>>85576927
>>85576859
>>85576835
>>85576876
>>85576882
>>85576943
I brought a friend
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>>85576894
don't worry I drew him here >>85575387
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>>85576974
All replies to this past mine are faggots
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>>85576907
I don't know why it is that the Koreans tend to erase Jasper's lashes and give Lapis boobs.
It must be a nation of bias lapisfags
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>>85575669
People were doing that for years before the anime, newfag.
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>>85576974
STOP THIS RIGHT NOW
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>>85576974
Who is on the right
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>>85575669
Someone wasn't around when ZA WARUDO was a meme. At least now thanks to the anime they know where the memes are from
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>>85576700
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>>85575669
Jojo was shit to begin with. Shit + shit is just a bigger pile of shit.
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>>85576396
If jaspis is an abusive relationship then why does the crewniverse love it so much?
>>check mate bitches
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Rose is cute!
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>>85577097
they know something we don't
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>>85574704
>>85574704
Absolutelycorrect
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>>85576845
>desert temple
>in the middle of the ocean
haha wut
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>>85577099
correct
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>>85577097
They're both super fuckable
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>>85577099
rose is dead for steven
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>>85577097
Shipping is harmless and tumblr needs to neck themselves, nuff said
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>>85577012
>>85577051
It's getting closer
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>>85577097
because Jasper is hot
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>>85577106
E N D G A M E
N
D
G
A
M
E
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>>85574604
I wanna fuck that sad lime.
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This is how SU will end.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kP52iSirTI
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>>85577148
STOPH
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>>85575463
Peridot finds a copy of Whitley Streiber's Communion (or better yet; the movie version with Christopher Walken), treats it like porn.
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>>85577148
Don't you dare fucking do it
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>>85577145
Lapidotfags on /sug/ constantly call jaspis abusive too.
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>>85577145
The latest and greatest ship is Periboot. I expect the tumblr witchhunts to target all Periboot shippers once this OTP becomes prominent enough
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>>85574734
>I have a girlfriend and she is sored
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>>85577097
>Crewniverse tries to make an arc where Jasper and Lapis try to make amends
>Fandom implodes on itself because 'forgiving abusers'
I'd pay good money to see that
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>>85577148do it
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>>85577155
damn right
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>>85576751
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>>85574784
kek
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>>85577186
wierd fetish
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>>85577148
Stop that
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>>85577216
Same
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>>85577197
It was quite clearly an unhealthy fusion (relationship), but that doesn't rule out character development so that they can at least be friends post-redemption.
I'm on the no-ship-boat
>>85577206
Aw yeah
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>>85577148
Jabba the Hutt?
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>>85577097
abusive fictional relationships are hot
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>>85577148
is this the new 'Forbidden One'?
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Reminder
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>>85577268
I would like to see them become friends, but I feel that part of Jasper's redemption has to be getting over her obsession with Lapis.
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>>85577197
why can't they understand that Lapisdeserves to be abused
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>>85577314
At what point does development become a downgrade
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>>85577186
sauce?
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>>85577314
I want to see the new Peridot with limb enhancers. Small cute is nice, but tall cute is my favorite
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>>85577268
This artist was getting flamed to hell for this single picture even though:
>it had all the proper tags
>they said it was an AU
>it's not technically even Jasper and Lapis
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>>85577314
>Scary, foreboding character becomes silly
So when does the silly character become scary and foreboding?
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BORD MOM CAN DETECT WHEN STEVEN CURSES
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>>85576322
>>85575976
More preg pics
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>>85577375
Onion
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>>85577314
Earth changes people. Earths like 'nam for gems.
>It ain't me gem version plays in the distance.
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>>85577333
Jasper and Peridot in The Return were in some kind of super-edgy anime mode that we'll probably never see again, like the crew literally looked back at how it turned out and went 'nah that was a little too much, lets put in a little more silliness from now on, even when the heroes are in mortal danger from something way stronger than them
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>>85577314
>at the top of her game and with a single clear objective, backed by the resources of an interstellar empire so advanced their technology and magic are no longer distinct
>repeatedly beaten and physically disabled by backwater rebels, trying to fully grasp what made them capable of defeating and then accepting her
Character arcs are a thing.
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>>85574966
perfect in its own way
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>>85577376
>Bismuth
>Not in a bubble
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>>85577375
You're watching it. We're just waiting till Steven unleashes his true potential and goes full sasuke.
If you want a taste you can watch full disclosure.
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>>85577333
Holy fucking shit this.
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>>85577326
Or the very core of why she's obsessed with Lapis needs addressing, that power lust (and first fusion high, her view of fusion is all wrong)
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>>85577375
That's really an underused tropeW
hen will Ronaldo become a real threat?
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>>85577400
Or you know, if you could remember that was during the fight between Steven and bismuth
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>>85577376
>She just lunges on him like a hawk and starts squawking loudly in his face until he says he's sorry.
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>>85577375
Steven apparently found the Mega Ruby scary enough to immediately take the Nuclear Option to get rid of her.
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>>85577375
Just in SU, or in general?
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>>85577314
>she lost her limb enhancers to become meme fuel
This is blasphemous.
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>>85577401
But isn't Full Disclosure about how Steven will never be that kind of character?
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>>85577420
Lapis' level of team spirit is less than zero
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>>85577353
>Tumblr
>Flaming artists to hell
They're hypocrites, the lot of them. I've seen fans reblog borderline pedophilia then hate on aged-up characters. What they say shouldn't really matter
>>85577359
Eyeball did nothing wrong
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>>85577376
Now I've listened to Michaela swearing it up in GTAV I'm convinced that the whole show would be vastly improved with copious f-bombs.
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>>85577353
fucking tumblr
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I like it when peridot is drawn like a toddler the most. It just makes sense since it's hinted she's really young for a gem
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>>85577436
Exactly
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>>85577409
in Keep Beach City Weird?
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>>85577435
>Lose step stool
>Become avarage manlet with rage
seems about right.
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Just started marathoning this series and I must say it's a bit hard to appreciate the gems as Earth's protectors when they shittalk and demean its inhabitants so often
Mostly Poil
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>>85577420
Oh yeah.Bismuth was my first episode and I spent several hours marathoning the entire series after that, it makes Bismuth feel like such a long time ago.
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>>85577390
alright
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>>85577450
Tbh young kid gems are my favorite thing rite now ;_;
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>>85577474
I love this observation.
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>>85577464
I mean like
a REAL threatWhen will Ronaldo andEyeballform the Big Bad Duumvirate and succeed in killing the crystal gems?
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>>85577474
They're earth's defenders, not specifically humanity's
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>>85577490
>Steboni will never be canon
It's a damn shame.
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>>85577479
>>85577390
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>>85576076
Man I hope so. I want a scene like this but with a Homeworld warship escorted by wandering eyes.
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>>85577478
Glad to have you join! I remember I skipped a lot of episodes at first but then I ended up rewatching everything at least 4 times. The crew does a good job at starving you for characters lmao.
Also I hope you enjoy moms
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>>85577474
They don't really care about Earth. They were only grateful for everything Rose did for them and are doing it out of respect for her.
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>>85577099
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>>85577474
This ---> >>85577515
Also you'll eventually see how ungrateful those little fuckheads are.
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>>85577125
No one can compare.
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>>85575760
It would be fine if people were mixing in stuff from the manga so it appears as if we have longtime Jojo fans just finding interest in new series, but we clearly majorily only get content of stuff from parts 1-4, and it appears like a good chunk of the Jojo fanbase is entirely unaware that the manga exists.
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>>85577375
Kyubey
Zelos from Tales of Symphonia
I'm sure it's in lots of eastern shit
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>>85577474
That's how I felt too
>didn't give a fuck about wrecking the pizza place sign despite steven and kofi being clearly upset about it
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>>85577525
That's only really Pearl. Garnet appreciates Earth because she can ber herself there, and Amethyst loves Earth because it's her home.
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>>85577268
I love human Jasper with vitiligo so much because because it makes so much sense after countless pieces of using it unnecessarily in humanizations.
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>>85575535
Alan had bullshit plot armor
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>>85577423
I meant SU, but >>85577559 looks interesting. Might look into it later
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>>85577543
This. On any decently run planet they'd each have their own religion. Instead they live in a sleepy beach town in Maryland. And nobody there likes them, either.
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>>85577375
Probably not the best example because even when she was menacing, it was in a sort of humorous way.
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>>85577582
>looks interesting
probably not for you lmao they're both anime mate
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>>85577579
I love how humanPeridot always has a sweet ass
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>>85577595
Well Pearl is on coins and there's a diamond on the cash; so they must have some cultural recognition, even if it is only indirect.
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>>85577474
It makes sense
>5000+ year old war veteran
>Has seen things you people wouldn't believe
>Protects earth from early hunter gathering to industrial era
>People get upset that she isn't fully immersed in whatever fantasy that they try and believe in.
>Get even more upset when she gets real
From chieftains to warlords to mayors. They have seen it all, you'll have to forgive them for forgetting the name of whatever a leader likes to call himself. Especially when he rules over a 5000 square town when before that they had to focus their attention in entire planets. Galaxies, and continents.
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>>85577613
same
it's probably because normal peridot has a sweet ass
>those girls with bad posture that perk up if they're sitting down and you enter the room
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>CGs discover than the Diamonds are coming to destroy earth once and for all
>Go on a quest to gather all the PD shards that Rose had hidden accross the world
>Steven manages to restore PD and tries to show her that Earth is worth preserving
>PD disappears
>Diamonds arrive and ready a death star-esque weapon
>Unshattered PD reveals herself right before their world-shattering attack is launched
>No legendary battle in the finale, just peace among Homeworld and Earth
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fake leaks when
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>>85577649
>Everything is automatically fine because PD is back
Sure buddy.
Sure.
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>>85575225
Here you go anon
RememberI love you
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>>85577649
That's kind of a cool idea.
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>>85577636
OH MY GOD
I JUST REALISED SOMETHING
DOES ANYONE REMEMBER WHEN STEVEN ASKED GARNET HOW DID THE WASHING MACHINE USE WATER WHEN IT ISNT HOOKED TO ANYTHING? AND GARNET SAID "MAGIC"?
The Washing machine is powered BY LAPIS'S LAZULI'S
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dont know if the OR is here but here's the fill, sorry for the wait
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>>85577652
RIGHT NOW
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>>85577666
Well Satan, you're forgetting what show we're talking about, aren't you?
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>>85577689
There was a comic that ended on that joke where it showed behind the washing machines was powered by two gems.
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>>85577527
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>>85577692
>sleeping with the fishes
no OR but I love it
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>>85577613
I've been looking so hard for a Jaspidot pic of Peridot in an office wearing bell bottoms jeans and leaning over a desk, and Jasper checking out her ass. It eludes me.
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>>85577709
I'm guessing you don't have it saved?
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>>85577579
She's the perfect applicant for it. I've also seen in place of her stripes: sunburn, battle damage (scars, bruises, burns), copious dense freckles, and tattoos
But vitiligo works the best imo.
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>>85577613
I know rite
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>>85576508
>was
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>>85577638
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>>85577692
I am OR and I too love it
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>>85577649
Bonus:
>PD's songcures corruption
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>>85577722
>>85577739
There you go
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Is it wrong to fall in love with a gem?
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>>85577773
I feel ya
P E A R L
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>>85577773
They're pretty humanoid, so not really.
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>>85577773
not as long as you remember they aren't real
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>>85577773
no
who is it,anon?Who's the lucky rock?
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>>85577748
>The diamonds contemplate the morality of corrupting gems
>Blue Diamond would say "Pink Diamond can never return them back, so this process will be permanent, you do realise?"
>Yellow Diamond would say "They shattered their own salvation long ago, let them experience the consequences of their actions"
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>>85574851
of course yellow diamond is a good guy
shes not building super weapons for the fun of it, a foreign menace is trying to destroy us all and the diamonds are the only thing keeping them at bay.
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>>85577821
aww :(
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>>85577716
>>85577744
haha thanks
i was gonna do it in the tank they made in the barn but that was a bit difficult
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>>85577773
No, but it is wrong to get them pregnant because then you just murdered your waifu.
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>>85577844
Make sure to use condoms or else RIP
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>>85575713
Fury
Patience
Conversation
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>>85577773
It's perfectly normal, anon
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>>85577827
That's heavy
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>>85577844
Snip snip to keep your waifu for laifu
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Well after that I can feel a bit better about having a gem waifu
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>Peridot is unable to give titjobs.
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POST MORE.MEEP MORPS
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I do it for her. And I will do it again.
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>>85577773
Yes. You're a fucking degenerate and should kill yourself.
Go make a tulpa and lock yourself away until you starve to death.
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>>85577853
>Fury
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CPQhYGJ0kY
I'd call her Obsidian
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>>85577879
>it says "perk" when it could say "peri"
>cat mouth
So close to being perfect
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Why does this planet ruin everything?
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>>85577890
delet this
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>>85577890
>>85577917
ask your mother
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>>85577889
but who is it?
is itBLUE DIAMOND?
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Where do you find the space oysters that make Pearls?
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>>85577917
Except her
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>>85577773
Not if it's Pink Diamond.
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>>85577934
IT'S
P E A R L
help
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>>85577844
Such a sight to behold.
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What's the best ship and why is itGrearl?
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>>85577890
ye,you should stick to jasper
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>>85577926
You know your waifu is shit.
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>>85577974
It's LAPEARL
Although I ship just about everything so Grearl is fine, there's better Grearl art than that though
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>>85577890
She doesn't need to.
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>>85577958
Are we talking about Pearl?
I love talking about Pearl. What is your favorite Pearl-related fact? Mine is that Pearl is a Crystal Gem. I am going to name my child Pearl. They should change the name of the show to Pearl and Friends. The only thing I love more than Pearl is talking about Pearl. I tried to make a Pearl fan club at my school, but no one joined so it was just me. If I could meet Pearl I would tell her all the things I know about Pearl.
I want to go to college to major in Pearlology and then build my own business so I can create Pearl-related merchandise. Pearl's face should be immortalized in stone for her incredible contributions to the world and my life. If Pearl was a Yugioh card she would have infinite attack and defense points because she's Pearl; the singular point around which my life revolves. I love Pearl, I want to be married to Pearl. I would marry Amethyst just to be closer to Pearl. I am changing my name to Pearl because I admire the strength and respect the name commands. I would vote for Pearl for president and ms universe because she is just that charismatic and beautiful.
I am crying right now because I feel like no one else wants to talk about Pearl as much as I do. I must be the only person with a Pearl diary that keeps a record of everything Pearl has ever said and things I hope she will say to me in the future. I framed a picture of Pearl I printed off my computer and my dad wanted me to take it down for a playboy calendar like a normal boy but fuck him, he doesn't know what Pearl means to me. I wish Pearl was my mom, my mom sucks, Pearl wouldn't suck if she was my mom. My life would be misery without Pearl. Everyday that I log onto 4chan and find a new thread to discuss some inane aspect of Pearl's life fills me with joy and meaning so please let me talk about Pearl or I'm going to explode.
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>>85577974
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>>85577942
Spoke too soon
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Why can't we get an episode where Lapis and Peridot hang out at the temple for a day and interact with the other gems? Peridot at least has Too Short To Ride but I don't think Lapis has even directly talked to Pearl, Garnet, or Amethyst about anything besides plot.
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>>85577714
Sweet!
I cant wait for more fan art of https://twitter.com/peridot5xg
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>>85577901
better quality or sauce?
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Happy untan
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>>85577755
Thanks man. Should have just used my eyes
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>>85578004
YES WE'RE TALKING ABOUT PEARL
PEARL MY SWEEET
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I can't get enough of Bird mum
Captcha: pearl
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>>85578015
She'll be finein a bubble
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>>85578042
I can't either
P E A R L
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>>85577981
Why would I do anything sexual with a dog?
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>>85577998
From one of our drawfags who hopefully returns soon
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>>85578004
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>>85578022
http://zelkams-art.tumblr.com/post/125364391079/do-it-for-her-so-basically-ive-watched-all
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>>85577525
The only reason Poil defends the Earth is because it was Rose's ideal. That's not to say she doesn't love Steven though.
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>>85578004
>forcing this copypasta
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>>85578060
thank you!
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>>85578004
The fuck is this
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>>85578056
Oooh not bad at all actually
Greg is drawn a bit strange though
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>>85578016
She hates the CGs with a passion and with the fact she didn't even react to all to Sapphire so that's a potential angle for Garnet and Lapis conversation gone-so.
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How many people have Pearl raped?
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>>85578004
>tfw I feel identified with this post
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>>85578055
because it's jasper
but not really,now it's a dog who used to be jasper.
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>>85578071
This is the truth
>>85578077
She can rape me any day
>>85578079
same
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>>85577908
It says perk because it's a perk from fallout NV. Calling it peri would remove the reference
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What kind of deck did Pinky play?
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>>85577773
They look like female humans so no.
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>>85576530
Pink Diamond was made on Earth and it sucked up all the resources of Russia which is why it is gone. Screenshot this.
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>>85578095
I know, but it would've been silly and cute.
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>>85577890
small tits fat ass is the sexiest bodytype by far
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post more pearl
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>>85577926
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>>85577974
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What did Pinky do to deserve shattering?
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>>85578093
>This is the truth
Okay
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>>85577974
It's Peg
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>>85576603
>Rose is a huge hypocrite
For shattering Pink Diamond and not letting Bismuth shattering a whole bunch of gems? If that's your only reason it's pretty weak.
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>>85578123
I love this comic, it's hilarious and Pearl's face is amazing
>>85578105
Using Pearl as your image was the correct choice
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>>85578075
I know she hates the other gems, that's why an episode where she goes to the temple to hang out with Steven would have potential. I'm tired of her story being swept under the rug. She's been living on earth for a whole season, yet she's only talked to Steven, Peridot, and Greg.
Peridot has less overall potential since she's spent so much time with the gems, but she feels like she's been swept under the rug too.
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>>85578077
Only connie
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>>85577974
Grearl is fine. That "art" is not
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>>85578123
Holy fuck that is a long schwang
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>>85578075
>She hates the CGs with a passion
She apparently doesn't as of Beta and Back to the Moon. She's at least willing to tolerate them without much trouble.
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>>85577974
It's called PREG
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>>85578042
>>85578054
>Try to figure out why I like Pearl so much.
>Realise that GF is basically Pearl with self-confidence and no baggage (right down to the dancing and swordplay).
Feels good, man.
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What is Lion?
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>>85578117
Well like. It would like. Remove the reference so like, get that out of your head.
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>>85578118
flat a best
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>>85578077
2
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>>85577522I could even learn how to love like you...
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>>85578174A R O U N D
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>>85578154
>implying she doesn't take advantage of Steven's "training" sessions
How far has Steven gone for Pearl Points?
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>>85578174
A result of Rose infusing Pink Diamonds shrads into the perfect lion that she spent centuries attempting to breed
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Should Pear be forgiven?
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>>85578137
Nothing, Pink Diamond did nothing wrong
She is pure and innocent
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>>85578171
WHAAAT
fuck i am jealous
you're real lucky you know that
Does she even look like Pearl? Guessing no hair though and obviously not the nose
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hey /sug/ is there a batch torrent of SU?
I wanna watch the whole show from beginning to end, I've only seen a few episodes and I wanna jump on the bad wagon
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>>85578199
pearl is already on her way to making greg a grandfather
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>>85578199
Stop this
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>>85578214
Check out the OP, it has a link to HD downloads of every episode
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>>85578137
She was a diamond, for a monster like rose that's justification enough.
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>>85578214
Check OP for mega threads
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>>85578214
There's a mega link in the OP, friendo. Have fun :^)
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>>85577375
>forgetting best example
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When will Connie go nuts?
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>>85578214
https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
More in the OP
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Why did Navy act all embarrassed in Back to the Moon? If she has a crush on one of the Crystal Gems, it wasn't clear who it was.
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>>85577636
If I could begin to be,
half of what you think of me,
I could about anything...even learn how to love like you...
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can't wait for pink diamond to be the most brutal of the diamonds so the pinky meme dies
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Poil is for loving
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everyone already seen this?
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>>85578223
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>>85578243
I may be mistaken, but I think she became flustered after she saw Lapis
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>>85578253
Seconded
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>Rose was already experimenting on lions over 500 years ago
>Lion's only apparent purpose at the moment is helping Steven
How far ahead did that bitch plan
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>>85578243
She's probably just shy
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>>85578254
Yep
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Who created the Diamonds?
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>>85578254
Has the "magical" thing been revealed yet?
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>>85578284
Uncle Grandpa
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>>85578284
becky sucrose
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>>85578243
She was embarrassed by the fellow Ruby having sex right in front of her
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>>85578254
it's like a rainbow...of ugly.
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>>85578241
>>85578236
>>85578234
>>85578231
>megA
Well that'll work
Guess this will take a bit longer than I thought though lol
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>>85578260
But I ship Lapis with Peridot.
>>85578274
That wasn't shown in Hit the Diamond. She just seemed pretty air headed. Leggy was more of the shy, cowardly one.
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>>85578254
I like the colors
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>>85578284
TheDwemer
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>>85578284
i did
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>>85578284
Steven
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>>85578305
Ha, enjoy :D
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What if Lion *is* Pink Diamond, and it's all been a ruse. PD was never killed because she faked her death. She set Rose on a quest to find the "right human" and it took that long and just happened to be Greg. Now Lion follows Steven to observe him and make sure everything's going according to plan.
Bismuth was bubbled because she was an extremist, and kept secret for that very same reason. It's not what Pink Diamond wanted.
What that plan is, I can't figure out yet.
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>>85578305
Just download the first few episodes and run the rest in the background while you watch them.
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>>85578214
Season 1
>https://thepiratebay.org/torrent/15495290/[AliQ]_Steven_Universe_Season_1_[1080p_WEB_DL_x264]
Season 2
>https://thepiratebay.org/torrent/14155147/[AliQ]_Steven_Universe_Season_2_[1080p_WEB_DL_x264]
Season 3 isn't out on 1080p quality yet so you'll have to watch those episodes on Kisscartoon.
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>>85578318
Now that's one immensekeikaku
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>>85578318
Lion ate shattered PD
like that bird ate all kinds of gems in that Opal episode
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>>85578318
>implying PD isn't just Rose
>implying PD didn't fake her death to stop her colony from being fucked by the other diamonds
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>>85578308
>that wasn't shown
Being the center of attention might just make her anxious
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Have the Gems ever killed a human?
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why am i so sad all the time
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>>85578211
Well she is an aristocratic, anglicised cantonese girl, so she's pretty much as close to an IRL Pearl as you're going to get. Though honestly she looks more like Asami Sato from LOK, but she acts just like Pearl.
And yes, I am very aware of just how lucky I am. I only ever had a shot with her because we had so much in common and hotter guys are put off by how weird she is (looks-wise our relationship is basically Grearl).
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>>85578355
Probably at some point during the war, in fact, if you're talking about them as a species maybe someone got killed by the hand ship debris
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>>85578204
im getting too old for this, i used to like cartoons
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>>85578365
because you need more Poil in your life
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>>85578355
Soon when Pearl kills Steven to bring Rose back.
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>>85578365
Just try to smile more, friendo. It'll get better eventually :^)
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>>85578365
i don't know
why are you so sad all the time?
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>>85578355
Greg mentioned some humans died in the gem civil war.
The CGs probably never tho im sure homeworld soldiers wouldn't have any moral qualms with it.
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what if peridot was kidnapped
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>>85578370
Wow that's cool. Damn dude. Good on ya
>>85578383
This solves everything
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FILL IT AGAIN
I want to _______ Peridot.
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>>85578370
I feel happy for you anon, that's like winning the lottery
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Murdercock?
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>>85578370
You should sing her "Let Me Drive My Van Into Your Heart"
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>>85578412
bite
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>>85578343
Rose was a quartz.
Who murdered the youngest diamond because "she had to".
>>
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>>85578412
give ADD meds to
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>>85578412
Cum inside Peridot
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>>85578412
kick
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>>85578383
she's my favorite already
>>85578398
(^:
>>85578402
i want my depression to go away
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>>85578412
bite the ass of
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>>85578437
that would make it say Peridot twice in a row
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>>85578412
Put my murdercock in Peridot.
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>>85578408
Revenge for catch and release
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>>85578412
hug
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>>85578437
>i want to cum inside peridot peridot
k chapo
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>>85578412
force fuse with
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>>85578111
AMEЯICANS ALWAYS WANT GLOЯIOUS ЯUSSIAN ЯESOUЯCES, AT LEAST PINK DIAMOND WAS OUЯ COMЯADE, BUT FILTHY UNCLE ЯOSE HAD TO TAKE HEЯ AS WELL!
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I kind of hope Pearl reluctantly gets together with Greg until he grows old and dies.
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>>85578404
>Rose arrives Earth and meets with a some native human resistance
>Rose is ordered to eliminate any obstacle or threat that may impede the colonization process
>Rose slices through an entire human tribe's warriors with one stroke
>"Wow this is really easy... Hey why aren't any of them reforming? ..Oh no.."
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>>85578445
Find a hobby to distract yourself from your depression, friendo. I did it, and it actually had a positive effect. :^)
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>>85578412
fist
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>>85578476
rape
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>>85578365
plz don't be sad, anon;_;
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>>85578412fug
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>>85578481
He'll probably get skin cancer by the time he's 55 so she won't have to wait too long
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>>85578490
That hobby
> SU
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>>85578445
try going out more and doing things you enjoymaybe even get a dog
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>>85578412
Shatter.
If dubs it'll happen.
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>>85578412
Make Steven kiss
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>>85577123
that's 06 not 08
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>>85578527
Looks like the meme dorito will live to fight another day
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>>85578428
How would they verify she was a quartz? Did they take her to a jeweler to inspect her gem? It's already been shown by that shitty image and it's counter argument that Pink Diamond and Rose Quartz can look very similar on a cursory look.
Plus there's not confirmation that Garnet was there when PD was shattered, she just agreed with Rose's actions.
>>
>>85578284
Jehovah.
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>>85578527
Not happening
>>85578541
oh shit you got it
>>
>>85578541
>page 4
wew lad
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>>85578517
not that guy but don't put all your eggs on one basket, try find some other things that entertain you, diversify your activities and if you feel comfortable enough, try activities that involve IRL human interaction
>>
>>85578481
I hope it breaks her when he dies, and the only thing left of the people she loved most is a permanently nine years old faggot who gets molested by a shitty indian on the reg.
>>
>>85578527
nice try chico
>>
YouTube Poops are videos for gentlemen and scholars, Crewniverse approved
https://m.reddit.com/r/stevenuniverse/comments/4ydvbo/so_my_pearls_secret_rap_career_videos_got_me_to/
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>>85578568
Good thing I've got programming and stuff too
> IRL human interaction
Hmmm
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>>85578490
i have one actually, i draw a little. it's the one hobby that attracts suicidal crazies like no other though so i'm not sure it will help
>>85578521
i have a cat and three budgies, i love my cat but my budgies are really frightened around me and it makes me want to die
>>85578501;_;
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>>85578584
>Mobile poster
kek
>>
Since we've hit the image limit, how about an interactive Greentext?
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>>85578586
>>85578586
Depending on the person, human interaction, especially with someone you care about, can brighten your day. Hell, even interaction with animals can be awesome
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>>85578619
i'm down
which character(s)?
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>>85578541
Fitting last images aren't as fun when you delete posts
>>
>>85578631
I was thinking it'd go by a first reply basis, we start with something basic as fuck and escalate to whatever the first reply is.
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>>85578619
Isn't that like...role playing?
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>>85578055
Jasper was always a bitch, anon.
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>>85578548
Rose Quartz.
Pink Diamond.
It's been established they're separate entities.
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>>85578659
Nah, more like one of those old text adventure rpgs.
>>
Has it been revealed yet?
https://mobile.twitter.com/cartoonnetwork/status/766058206011490304
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>>85578659
>he doesn't LARP
laughing gems.gif
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>>85578683
Have you done this before? Because you are asking for some super retardation
>>
I can't wait for this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMNrl0RIgjs
I hope YD sings it.
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>>85578695
>person with gumball avatar
>"SU gave me cancer that's what"
>>
>>85578698
That's exactly what i want.
I want to see how fucking retarded we can go from a super basic scenario.
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>>85578712
KEK
E E
KEK
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>>85578670
It's been established people think they're separate entities. It has not been proven.
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>>85578738
go do it at /qst/ then
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>>85578701
>ye low diamond
>not ye pink diamond
shit whats wrong with you
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>>85577079
Nothing to see here, just a human enjoying the game of based ball.
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>>85578659
role playing is for kids
we're gonna pretend we are fictional characters online
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>>85578819
can i be amythyst?
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>>85578819
>role playing is for kids
Go say that in /tg/
>>
>tfw college starts on Monday so you'll have far less time to shitpost on /sug/
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>>85578758
555-come-on-now.jpeg
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>>85578365
You probably spend too much time on 4chan
Least that's one of my reasons
Gotta keep the water of your life flowing, don't let it be stagnant
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>>85578701
Why the fuck would YD sing that?
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>>85578412
draw
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>>85578695
On the previous SU vid, there's a thing that says, "Stay tuned for an All-New Steven Universe 360 Experience COMING SOON!"
So I'm betting it's a hidden 3DCG episode or something along those lines.
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>>85578859
>le dismissive retort
Kek, at least try to prove me wrong faggot.
Protip: you can't.
>>
Well fuck it, here we go.
>You're lying on your bed, pondering life, like every single fucking night where you can't sleep.
>A knock on your front door breaks your train of thought.
What do you do?
>>
AND FROM THE MOMENT THAT I SHIT MYSELF
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>>85578899
what the fuck
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>>85578856
Not to be devil's advocate but I'm excited as hell to go back to uni. /sug/ has gotten a little shitposty again since the nuke stopped, anyway. We should probably try to catch up here on Thursdays and the weekends, anyway.
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>>85578894
Jump out the window
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>>85578894
Grab a rifle, open the door, shoot the person knocking, no questions asked
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>>85578894
Look through the peephole on the frond door
>>
>>85578894
"Who is it"
Probably MY MOM
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>>85578894
Grab the gun under my pillow, and move towards the door
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>>85578894
look out the window and see who it is
>>
>>85578899
I SUDDENLY FEEL LIKE KILLING MYSELF
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>>85578894
Shit my pants and let someone else in my house open it instead
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>>85578916
Vidalia please
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>>85578894
Insert a buttplug in my ass and go open the door
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>>85578910
>You proceed to jump out your window, smashing through the glass onto your house's backyard.
>You can still hear the knocking, it seems to be getting louder and more frequent.
What do you do?
>>
>>85578909
Oh that was just some ironic shitposting (sorry friendo :^)). I really am quite excited to get back to uni
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>>85578947
Break into the neighbor's house and drink all their liquor
>>
>>85578947
Knock back in rythm
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>>85578947
take my meds
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>>85578939
Lapis please
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>>85578947
Roll out of the country and build a wall
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>>85578899
I'M JUST A PENIS
>>
I'm gonna bring back this easy one from an earlier thread.
>Your favourite gem/s (if you must list more than one, you still have to put them in an order)
>Your favourite human
>Your favourite pokemon/s
Mine are:
>Pearl (not for waifu though), followed by Rose Quartz (waifu) and Sardonyx
>Greg (no contest)
>Chikorita
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>>85578908
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy9O4LWrC7o
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>>85578992
>Pearl
>Onion
>Sableye
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>>85578963
>>85578973
>You proceed to jump across to your neighbor's backyard
>You kick down their door and barge in search of that good liquor
>You proceed to go to their kitchen
>You see a few pills on top of the the counter
>You just grab them and gulp them down without a second thought
>You see a bottle of Whiskey on top of a shelf
>You proceed to reach for it when someone comes into the kitchen
>It's Connie Maheswaran
What do you do?
>>
>>85578992
Fav gem
>Jasper
Fav human
>Connie
Fav mons
>birds and scolipede and eelektross
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>>85579018
Fuck her dog
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>>85578992
>Jasper is my favorite followed by Lapis
>Kofi
>Volcarona
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>>85576182
>>85576218
>>85577398
aww thanks :P
>>
>>85579018
"Hi connie what brings you here"
>>
VERY IMPORTANT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/11022436
http://www.strawpoll.me/11022436
http://www.strawpoll.me/11022436
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>>85578992
>Peridot and Pearl
>Greg
>Heracross
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>>85578992
>Peridot, Amethyst
>Cool kids and Kiki
>Aerodactyl and Archeops
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>>85578365
You aren't eating enough dick! Quickly anon, swallow my cock!
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>>85579018
Smash the bottle of whiskey, and point the broken bottle at her, all while yelling uncontrollably
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>>85579018
SKEDADDLE
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>>85578992
>favorite gems (i'll do 3)
Lapis - though she's falling right now, she'll go back up if they ever use her to her potential as a character rather than just being Zuke's meme machine.
Pearl
Jasper
>favourite human
Connie if Steven doesn't count
>Favorite pokemon
Haven't been into pokemon in years, but I'll go with Growlithe
Bonus - favorite fusion is Malachite
How could you not ask about favorite fusions?
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>>85578302
sneaky reference checked
>>
>>85578992
Poil
Greg
Shuckle
>>
>>85578992
>Lapis, Peri, Jasper, Pearl
>Greg, Kiki
>Gardevoir, Snorlax, Golurk, Scizor
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>>85579046
>not loving all the homeworld gems
>implying they're not the best part of the show
All are good, but if we're exclusively looking at waifu material, gotta go with Peridot. Love her, just not as a waifu.
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>>85578947
hide in the bushes
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>>85578992
>Pearl, then Amethyst but she's really a far, far second
>Greg and Kiki
>Squirtle`
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>>85579046
Amethyst
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>>85579045
>>85579030
>She stares at you in surprise, wide-eyed
>You feel the meds starting to take effect
>The walls seem to be dripping, or rather, melting.
>You blurt out at the top of your lungs "HI CONNIE WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE, ALSO WHERE'S YOUR DOG I NEED TO DO SOMETHING TO IT"
>Connie stutters for a moment "W-we... we don't have a dog?"
>You feel dissapointed upon hearing her answer
What do you do?
>>
>>85578992
>Pearl (a cute), Garnet, Memedot
>Steven
>Feraligatr
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>>85578254
Metroid Fusion Garnet?
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>>85579102
threaten to kill her parents if she tells anybody
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>>85579102
knock her out with a shoryuken
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>>85579102
SKEDADDLE
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>>85579118
>>85579102
Threaten to kill her dog if she tells anybody
>>
>>85579102
"If you tell anyone.."
"...about our little encounter..."
"...I'll kill your dog"
>>
>>85579118
>>85579123
>You proceed to scream at the top of your lungs "I'LL FUCKING KILL YOUR PARENTS IF YOU TELL ANYONe"
>You proceed to drunkenly stumble in a circle and sucker punch Connie in her chin, knocking her out cold.
>The walls are still melting, you swear you saw a flying penis a second ago, too.
>Connie is lying on the floor, unconscious.
What do you do?
>>
>>85579184
Murder her insides with your penis
>>
>>85578365
Because while Peributt may be canon, it isn't real.
>>
>>85579184
Kill yourself
>>
>>85579184
kidnap her and proceed on your adventure
>>
>>85579102
i know what's gonna happen on this damned game i don't want to look at it
>>
>>85579197
>>85579235
>After a rough quickie with your and Connie's privates, you proceed to drag her into the living room of the house, looking for something to tie her with.
>Someone is knocking on the door
>It's the same kind of knock
What do you do?
>>
>>85579276
Move to the Norfolk Islands and live to be 110
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>>85579184
Take more meds and call your mother
>>
>>85578992
>Your favourite gem
Lapis
>Your favourite human
Greg
>Your favourite pokemon/s
N/A (I never got into or paid any attention to Pokemon since its existence. To me, everything about it just seems boring, and at the same time, complicated)
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>>85579276
Pick up my rifle and answer the door
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>>85579046
oh cool strawpoll dosnt look like ass anymore
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>>85579276
quickly RIP AND TEAR her panties to tie her hands with, throw her on your shoulder and escape through ventilation shaft like gordon freeman, silently yet bravely
>>
>>85579276
Shout "No thanks, i got TP here" and hope whoever is calling leaves
>>
>>85579276
Open the door
>>
>>85579285
>>85579286
>You continue on your search for something to tie Connie with
>You're using this free time to plan the rest of your life on the Norfolk Islands with your brand new indian slave
>You find more drugs, of which you proceed to consume
>Should probably call your mother some time
>The knocking on the door gets louder, the door seems to be giving in.
What do you do?
>>
>>85577314
there's no way her 'MEHTAL POWHAHZ!' won't lead to new limb enhancers. It's just a question of how long they'll take getting there.
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>>85579349
Teleport behind anyone who looks at you and swiftly decapitate them
>>
>>85579349
Push the door open with as much force as possible
>>
>>85579349
Grab a shotgun, and stand ready at the door
>>
>>85579349
Attack the door using Connie as a battering ram to push the interloper back
>>
>>85579349
OPEN THE DOOR GET ON THE FLOOR EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR
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>>85579349
Commit suicide
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>>85579350
>thinking they're going to tarnish the winning formula that is Tinydot
The lemon hancers were COLD SCARY AND INHUMAN just like her old self. Only Evildot would ever want something to defend herself with
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>>85579374
>You proceed to grab Connie from the floor
>You take her and throw her against the god damn door
>Like a ragdoll, she flops in the air, hitting the door with her forehead with a painful thud.
>There's a giant bruise on her forehead now.
>Knocking is still going
What do you do?
>>
>>85579404
Get visited by a Yugoslavian named Achmed who offers you free gems
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>>85579404
Shit on the floor under the door and hope that scares them off
>>
>>85579404
Whip my fully erect cock out, and open the door
>>
>>85579404
>your head hurts. everything gets blurry
>you wake up. is 3am. therapy isn't working
>you finally decide to take your dad's rifle and end it all
the end.
>>
Song Poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/11022616
http://www.strawpoll.me/11022616
Get your votes in
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>>85579418
>>85579433
>You proceed to whip out your erect dick, while reaching for your ass for your genius shit-under-the-door plan
>The door gives in as you shit into your right hand with your cock on your other hand.
>A gem was behind the knocking on the door.
What gem do you see and what do you do?
>>
>>85579485
You remember, remember the 4th of November as Connie begins to bleed to death
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>>85578712
Would they be saying that if the show wasn't popular?
>>
>>85579485
It's Malachite. Piss all over her.
>>
Just picking up where we left off.
http://www.strawpoll.me/11017141/
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>>85577557
I desperately want some part 7 cross over.
>>
>>85579485
You strip her and give her oral regardless of who it is
>>
>>85576006
stil wantin!
>>
>>85579485
oh my god, it's garnet! she grabs your pityful ass in her gauntlet and squeezes it until it's blue.
>>
>>85579485It's Cenaite
>>
>>85579487
>>85579503
>>85579405
>A relatively normal-sized Malachite bursts through the door
>As you remember the 4th of November after hitting Connie's head against the door, you aim your dick at Malachite
>You proceed to piss all over Malachite with your erect cock
>There is blood, piss and shit on the floor.
>You swear you can see someone named Achmed out the window
What do you do?
>>
>>85579565
Ask her if she's ever used the three shells
>>
>>85576063
>>85576301
>crewniverse thinks abuse is sexy
Depressing
>>
THIS THREAD IS GOING DOWN!
>>
>>85579582
Isn't is?
>>
>>85579584
WHAT ABOUT THE NEW EPISODE?
>>
>>85576786
i wanna see
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>>85579565
Shove Connie up Malachite's asshole
>>
>>85579584
WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>
>>85579565
start chewing on her huge hair
>>
>>85579600
THERE'S NO TIME!
>>
>>85576974
moar...?
>>
>>85579600
THERE'S NO TIME
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>>85579565
try to be respectful and lick piss off her body
>>
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>>85579570
>>85579605
>As piss continues to come out of your surprisingly full bladder, you ask Malachite if she's ever used the three shells
>You proceed to grab Connie's limp, bleeding, unconcious body and circle around Malachite
>You find Malachite's asshole with surprising ease, of which you proceed to spit on it, shoving Connie's head up the Handtaur's rectum.
What do you do?
>>
>>85579643
How?
>>
>>85579643
DELETE THIS
>>
>>85579653
Begin masturbating to Achmed as you ask Malachite if she can "help you out"
>>
>>85579653
shove connie til her legs aint visible
>>
>>85579643
A CUTE
>>
Can someone leak another episode plz?
>>
Ya'll need therapy,i'll tell you that
>>
>>85579584
>>85579600
>>85579624
>>85579632
http://i.imgur.com/LHhHkOP.jpg
>>
>>85579699
I just found this leak of Future Boy Zoltron
https://youtu.be/6zKZeUHS4JA
>>
>>85579703
ok tumblr
>>
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>>85579660
>>85579670
>>85579681
>As you keep shoving Connie up Malachite's centaur asshole, you begin to furiously Masturbate with your free hand
>You ask Malachite, loudly, "CAN YA HELP ME OUT?"
>You pull her hair and start chewing on it
>Meanwhile, all Malachite had time to do was scream in terror, confusion and arousal at what was happening around her
What do you do?
>>
>>85579729
Get hit by a wave of depression that only diminishes after Malachite says she'll suck you off while Achmed blushes so brightly that it creates a replica of the Pistol Star; killing you all instantly
>>
>>85579724
>AND ACTION YOU CAN'T HANDLE
>>
>>85579729
start singing "it's over isn't it" in pearl's voice, moving connie back and forth and turning her around in malachite's ass
>>
>>85579729
Use your half-Amethyst powers to create a whip and tie her up with it.
>>
>>85579729
Sensuously massage Malachite's gem as you make a new thread
>>
>>85579715
thanks
>>
>>85579715
YOU FUCKING CURSED ME!
>>
>>85579715
Oh hey it's our favorite cursed doll
>>
How many men did Rose date? And did she fuck all of them?
>>
>>85579734
>>85579767
>As the meds start to affect you even harder for no fucking reason at all, you feel a wave of depression wash over you
>You can no longer see Conniem however you see a bulge on Malachite's centaur belly, assuming it's probably her in there.
>Malachite says she'll suck you off out of the blue, since she seems to have orgasmed of of the anal stimulation
>She turns around to do so
>As she begins to suck you off, you scream at the top of your lungs
>MALACHI-TE BLOW JOB, WOO WOO!
What do you do?
>>
>>85579868
Die
>>
>>85579868
Kill yourself
>>
>>85579046
I love how the graph is done in HW colors
>Peridot thinks Jasper is the worst
>Jasper thinks Peridot is the worst
>Lapis thinks herself is the worst
>>
>>85579853
many. of course she did. rose is kind of a slut desu
>>
>>85576039
Fusion with Amy must be a horrible trip. All that self doubt and self hating.
>>
>>85579868
start spitting pancakes with memes drawn upon them and pass out only to wake up a week after in malachite's lair
>>
>>85579886
100% canon
>>
>>85579868
>Do you really have to scream that?
>>
>>85579853
Pearl confirmed that there were a lot of men before Greg.
>>
>>85579868
start unironically referring to her as "malacute" even in formal situations
>>
>>85579901
>>85579880
>You nut so hard you go into a sex coma
>You swear you're fucking dead after the most amazing blowjob
>You wake up 3 days later, inside a cave, Malachite lying right behind you, spooning you with her beefy centaur hands
>She's asleep
What do you do?
>>
>>85579868
Confess undying love to her
>>
>>85579953
Achmed asks if he can join as you both aggressively shout "NO" while climaxing which leads to Achmed's hilarious suicide involving 5 Gum and Jared Leto
>>
SOMEONE BAKE NEW BREAD
>>
>>85575103
>In many ways this is Pearl unconciously getting back at Rose through steven.
>>
>>85575478
> Not pairing up Garnet with Jotaro
I want Garnet and Jotaro's Star Platinum to "compare each other's speed and power"
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