Warlock Suit Up!
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>>85570252
>"God I love the Patriarchy"
A bit on the nose, but this entire series has been as subtle as a brick to the dick, and I love it.
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>>85570325
Holy shit, Garrett's just a less depressed Dirk Anger, isn't he?
>>85570396
it's entirely possible he's the real Dirk Anger, since current canon is the Nextwave team were recruited by SOMEONE and did SOMETHING but the mind control they used fucked with their perception of reality
>>85570456
When was that? Mighty Avengers reveals it was all an alternate reality.
I know who Warlock is but whenever I read his name I get him confused with Adam Warlock.Is Adam Warlock even around again, last thing I remember him from is DnA's Cosmic stuff and being BTFO by Cancerverse Mar-Vell.
>>85571236
I haven't read it, but I think Starlin brought him back in one of his recent Thanos stories.
Reminder that Future Fight got a New Avengers update
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IweVRMddXoM
Best girl is best girl in game too.
>>85571255
Warlock came back to life.
And now an alternate Adam Warlock is the new Living Tribunal
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>>85570237
Warlock, how could you?
I believed you kept yourself for Doug only. But here you are enveloping another man like you can do it with anyone.
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>>85570456
So does that make him 90% robot, 10% zombie?
>>85570548
Didn't The Captain show up in Nova recently and reference it?
>>85571648
I've never been much of a Songbird fan, but it warms to see how far she's come. It adds a real sense of progression to the universe that is often missing because, well, CAPE COMICS.
Someone going from a no name, thug super to an actual hero and Avenger (though they let everyone in these days), and having it stick is a tremendous accomplishment. Same with Mach, though I don't recall if he actually ended up an Avenger.
>>85570237
Yeah this is great and everything, but I want to see Roberto become sunspot, come on Ewing.
Also i wonder if Cypher is jealous ?
>>85570226
Warlock said, "do you feel lucky, punk?"
>>85570325
Now thats how you do social satire. In Thor it comes across as way too forced, way too bitter. Self-deprecating humor works so much better.
>>85572221
Danger told him to knock that shit off, but I guess that relationship was probably just spawned by short lived desire and they refused to change for one another in the long run.
>>85572330
out of curiosity, how many people has Danger banged? I know there's at least two, and I'm starting to wonder if she's the most sexually active robot in the MU
>>85572354
Only 3.
Box, Cypher and Warlock.
Has Yocasta fucked anyone besides Ultron ?
>>85572430
don't think so.
Vision has Wanda and his current wife, but I get the impression he and his wife don't actually have sex, they just sleep in the same bed. they don't even spoon.
>>85572430
>Has Yocasta fucked anyone besides Ultron ?
There was Machine Man
And does Hank count?
>>85572474
His wife seduced him by phasing through her clothes, though. They totally fucked.
>>85572503
oh yeah, I forgot that scene
>>85572430
there was that time she raped Tony with one of his own suits, but technically that was Ultron using her as a proxy
>>85572430
She tried to go for Gambit as well, but he said no.
>>85572539
Danger tried both Lorna and Wanda.
The question is who from All-New X-Factor she didn't propose sex?
>>85572919
I think Sunfire temporarily joined near the end
Even Danger has standards
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>>85570237
I want to be mad about this but after that whole Doug/Danger thing, I think maybe Warlock needs a rebound, maybe even a better husbando.
>tfw we are not getting a new NEW mutant comic
IS NOT FAIR!
>>85573262
this IS the new new mutant comic.
>>85573300
Not until Dani shows up.
>>85572474
Vision also fucked Mantis.
>>85570252
Warlock's arrival must be absolute nonsense for anyone not familiar with New Mutants.
But maybe anyone this deep in Roberto's Wild Ride might not care.
>>85576575
>But maybe anyone this deep in Roberto's Wild Ride might not care.
Can confirm. Haven't read New Mutants. All I know about Warlock is what people in this and the last storytime thread said. Dgaf.
>>85573432
We'll get her later down the line with the power of movie symmetry.
Where the fuck is Sandoval?