In Space, No One Can Hear You Cry Edition
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Real friends, how many of us?
How many of us, how many jealous? Real friends
It's not many of us, we smile at each other
But how many honest? Trust issues
Oh shit son! We're starting this thread out with a bang!
>>85566340
>UBR = Blue-Black-Red
Reminder Lapis is a MASSIVE CUNT with an CRUEL STREAK, in canon and Crewniverse approved
https://mobile.twitter.com/mcburnett/status/753596049839693824
First for a Question.
So what does /sug/ want pink diamond to be?
>A naive young diamond who was doing only what she was told?
or
>A diamond that grew to love the earth and was betrayed by her fellow diamonds?
I personally like that one greentext where it was a young diamond trying to prove herself to her sisters only to have her dreams crushed faster than she was born
nth for Jasper = CDi Ganon
Where the fang gang at?
FORK
OVER
THE
LAPIS
>>85566340
We're back, baby!
>>85566395
Certainly not here
Here we go..
Traitors
Fun Fact: Garnet's mouth pops open for a frame right when Steven shows up on screen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiejQyVI-F8
You can't unsee it
Reposting my draw requestSmokey asking for the bits
Homeworld did nothing wrong.
Shatter the traitors.
Rose Quartz was a terrorist that fucked organics and probably a communist too.
>>85566379
I personally think that the betrayal storyline would be far more compelling than the naivete one.
>>85566398
It's cute """"filler"""" that has some lore stuff casually sprinkled about. I thought it was pretty good.
>>85566376
What's her goal?
>>85566398
It's filler, but good.hope you like connie
>>85566398
imagine a townie episode, except with lore instead of towniesI say it's worth it but then again I don't think there's any episode not worth watching
>>85566398
It drops some interesting scenes of places we haven't seen in a while but doesn't really ADD much. But it's kind of goofy and has fun moments with the Gems.
>>85566407
Good going
You ruined the show for me
>>85566379
I like the idea of her being the youngest, and proving herself as an able leader to her sisters is what drove her. Despite that, she couldn't help but respect Rose and her rebellion.
Rose attacking her probably came as a legitimate shock.
>>85566407
It's more like a slight grin
>>85566398
Jcdr is the artist, by the by.
>>85566419
Fixing your draw requestSmokey asking for the cock
>>85566407
this is the face of death
>>85566398
It's filler, but there's a bit of lore. Other than that, it's a solid episode that's worth your 11 minutes
>>85566398
>her gem is wrong
EVERY FUCKING TIME!
>>85566379
Let's start out with a design that isn't supreme, grade A+++, ultra pure, expertly synthesized in an underground mexican laborator,y pink waifubait so potent the DEA is considering ranking kawaii girls as schedule 1. All the other diamonds are alien and businesslike.
>>85566463
Dance rapist not so tough since being molested
Hooray for Lapis!
>>85566491
>Dance Rapist
Go back to tumblr you fucking fag
>tfw YD's voice actress is from broadway
>tfw YD and YP song has been confirmed
>>85566494
Best slut
>>85566357
She could have been cute but nooooooo god we have to get wacky gems cuz reasons, fuck u splenda u ruin your own shit
>>85566501
I'm hyped as well
>>85566501
Trust me anon, everyone is excited as fuck for a Patti "Mother Fucking" "Cell Phone Hating" LuPone to sing on SU.
>>85566431
Hail Homeworld
Reminder that the diamond train has no brakes
who do you think created the gem race, /sug/?
I want at least one more episode like Bismuth
A longer than average episode rhat takes a detour from the main plot for a self-contained story, like a mini-movie
>>85566403
Im more of a tits man but jesus...
>>85566543
That YD is prettycute
>>85566354
https://soundcloud.com/otherlink/enchanted-friends
You made me do it.
>>85566436
Riding Steven (her number one) until we learn anything about her past
>>85566538
it's so nice when they cast actors to voice characters with vaguely similar personalities
>>85566530
Well, it's interesting because she looks like a bell.
>>85566376
Maybe the reason she likes Steven and Peridot are because they are easily manipulated and naive?
>>85566379
I'd want either a new diamond that was softer than her sisters and was what gave Rose the opportunity to rebel or an aspiring new diamond that was growing mad with power, and would be more brutal and authoritarian than the other diamonds
>>85566398
>skipping episodes
looks like someone doesn't wantSEVEN LIONS
>>85566472
I see 2 big beautiful gems there buddy.
>>85566548
Bismuth was, by far, one of the best SU episodes as of late. Monster Reunion comes close as well.
YO WRITEFAG FROM LAST THREAD
>>85566014
>>85566507
>>85566544
Sneople.
>>85566379
I kind of want her to continue the trend of calm and collected Diamonds. Rose had to have shattered her for being like the other Diamonds, uncaring about the planets they were conquering/destroying. Really hope Rose is the one who actually shattered PD.
>>85566558
I don't have much to spare in the tits department
>>85566368
I think it's funny that I cannot think of a SINGLE instance of lapidot depicting Peri as the instigator. It's always Lapis corrupting her.
>>85566585
I mean, all signs point to her doing since, you know, Garnet confirmed it.
>>85566576
I try not to skip episodes, even if I do I just watch them on Kisscartoon.
>>85566544
Giant alien moles that used to harvest them as food until they gained more sentience and rebelled. That's why the diamonds hate Earth so much they now there's moles on earth think about it it makes so much sense. #molesdidit
>>85566572
It is bizarre how she has only gotten along with (basically) children so far
Fucking weird ancient gem
>ywn tickle Jasper
Just end it.
>>85566571
Whats the point of having evil alien queens if you are going to make them look like sonic villians and give them newgrounds-tire meme face reactions?
>>85566605
I'm just talking about all the theories people have that it was someone shapeshifted as Rose. I think they're BS.
How's /sug/ doing on this fine evening?
>>85566376
Do we have one for Jasper with the colors in the right order? How do you find the personality explanations like this?
>>85566572
That or she gets a break when around them. She really doesn't have to do much when it involves Peri or Steven.
>>85566597
It because Peridot is legit the purest character in there universe
>>85566544
The gems were artificial servitors created by the snake people of Alpha Centauri in order to mine gold and other valuable materials. The Diamonds were overseers of the mining project and made to produce and manage other new gems for the sake of the harvest.
The Rose Quarts rebellion was an inside job by the Diamonds to lure out traitorous gems, defects, and dissenters at the behest of their snake overlords. Pink Diamond was shattered by the Sneaple for going against her programming in a false flag attack that was attributed to the Crystal Gems. The gems didn't return to Earth afterward because it became a colony of the snake people. Even now, all higher positions of government around the world are occupied by snake people in human disguises. The reason no one questions or acts against the gems of Homeworld is because our leaders are their masters in disguise.
Wake up.
>>85566544
Once upon a time, a race of ancient aliens encountered a population crisis. There were many men to each woman, so most were left lonely and jerking off. One such man had the brilliant idea of fucking the planet. He injected his life-giving goo deep into the crust, and after mixture with native minerals, heat, pressure, and some help from those nanobots his doctor made him eat to create a holographic model of his internal organs, the first gem was born.
Every injector made by the gems is actually a highly specialized bioengineered cock and balls.
>>85566612
I love her.
>>85566597
Meme dorito learns sin: the ship
>>85566645
>>85566610
She was getting along with Greg pretty well
what would have happened if jasper and stevonnie accidentally fused?
UK here, i woke up at 5am to work a 14 hour shift. I hope steven believes in me. I will think of him.
>>85566548
It was so obvious from this title card and its music that shit was going to go down.
>>85566653
Her head is so square, I love it
>>85566597
see >>85566645
>>85566639
Pic related is Jasper.
>WBR white-black-red
One letter off but it's fairly the same
I grab them from fans who know their shit here:
http://www.mtgsalvation.com/forums/magic-fundamentals/magic-general/opinions-polls/334723-whats-you-color-the-ultimate-three-color-test
>>85565726
What's this anon on about?
>>85566634
Ah. Those kind of annoy me as well. Rose shattering PD is actually a really dark, yet noble part of Roses past.
Like Garnet said, she didn't do it out of any malice or hate, she did it for the better of the people she wanted freed. And its been shown that Gems do love their Diamonds, so Rose killing hers must have been a big blow to her emotions.
>>85566648
I can't wake up.
I gotta keep fighting till the day i crumble.
>>85566668
I don't think they are on the same wavelength, anon.
>su gets an adult swim spinoff after it ends
>the setting is a cyberpunk earth
would you watch it
>>85566612
Jasper IS the best gem
I can't be disproven
>>85562009
Sorry these take so long
Hope it was worth it
>>85566688
Does it make a difference if the colors are in different order?
>>85566645
>tried to kill steven
>several times
>tried to reactivate a gem factory
>complacent in torturing fragmented minds as part of a project to destroy a planet
peridot is so pure
How long had Steven been living with the gems as of Gem Glow? I always assumed he had just moved in.
>>85566544
Space jewelers, with really heavy brooklyn accents.
What's her favorite milkshake /sug/?
>>85566612
She would kill you, anon. It's for the best.
>>85566691
Alone at Sea
>Steven: Look, Lapis, I know you spent a really long time fused with Jasper at the bottom of the ocean, but you're not Malachite anymore. And water is a part of who you are. You can't let one bad experience take that away from you.
>Lapis: It was more than one..
Try reading into, and how she delivered the line
>>85566711
>inb4 she's redeemed so it doesn't matter
>>85566711
She never tried reactivating the Kindergarden, she just needed to go there to get an update on the Cluster.
>>85566544
The engineers
>>85566713
based on the extended intro it looks like it has been a few years
>>85566704
Ay thanks lad.
It was worth it.
>>85566728
air in a cup
>>85566487
Hows this?
>>85566731
Will Steven ever ask Lapis to elaborate on her past, and start to notice her stumble and get vague on certain parts of it?
>>85566701
>cyberpunk
No
>>85566612
i need more jasper and steven in my life
>>85566710
No, it doesn't really.
(In a deck it might, but as a general description, no.)
>>85566700
I mean, I always though that if stevonnie and jasper started to enjoy their fight to see who's stronger, then eventually they would accidentally fuse, accidentally creating the ultimate quartz.
>>85566763
>steven
>asking questions ever
Most of the mysteries in the show could be answered if he just asked.
>>85566763
Steven never asks anything important, so, nope
>>85566379
Her being the youngest and sent to Earth for her first colony. She's overwhelmed and doing her best, and is so busy with managing plans for the colony and her own gems that she doesn't hear the stirrings of rebellion until it's already begun.
Once the rebellion gets out of hand the Diamonds throw her to the wolves, bomb the fuck out of earth, and then use her as their young martyr and distribute her surviving, grieving gems among each other to increase reports on any rebel wannabes in the future.
>>85566763
Steven hardly ever probes the gems let alone lapis. If she has some lies in store, surely she's thought them out already
You'll see her as one hell of a liar and manipulator
>>85566763
>Steven proactively asking questions
Not a chance in hell
>>85566750
Thanks, I tried
>>85566701
>cypberpunk
D I S G U S T I N G
>>85566668
Connie would not have allowed that, they would have been ripped apart right away.
>>85566792
Doesn't he even acknowledge that he never asks follow up questions?
>>85566761
Remove tits
Give her lebron's face
Longer legs
Basketball court in the background
>>85566813
nice!
>>85566678
>>85566763
>Steven
>asking important questions
Pick one
>>85566728
This >>85566759
Food is revolting to her you think she wants to ingest cow excretions?
>>85566821
I Like this guys idea
>>85566678
I love this silly crewniverse fanfiction people write.
>>85566379
she needs to be sympathetic enough for Rose to feel about killing her
>>85566821
this
>>85566802
Lapis has Steven and the whole SU audience manipulated into thinking she was doing it for Steven back in Chille Tid
For Steven MY ASS. Sick bitch
>thinking PD is actually dead
>>85566854
I still feel like there was more to it than "Rose didn't have a choice and did what had to be done". I'm waiting for a twist, like PD sacrificed herself in some way.
>>85566662
>>85566684
Lapis knows enough about attraction that she can identify Ruby and Sapphire's flirting.
I kind of have a feeling that older gems like Lapis were more free to have relationships with other gems, whereas new gems like Peridot don't even understand what that means. She completely misses the point of the CPH characters' relationships and Garnet's, for instance.
The only other Gems we've seen expressing romantic feelings are Rose, Pearl, and Garnet, all of whom are pre-Homeworld social restructuring.
>>85566701
>cyberpunk
>not the Gems throughout history
>not the OG Crystal Gems fighting for the earth
>hell, not even Greg hanging with the Crystal Gems
nah
>jasper is a soldier
>manly body
>bismuth is a construction worker
>even manlier body
>pearl is a litte secretary/butler
>birdlike lady body
>amethyst is a lazy slob
>short fat girl body
why does sugar like gender stereotypes so much
>>85566854
>Rose runs her through with her sword.
>PD looks at her, tears forming and face full of shock
>Her last word still haunted Rose until the day Steven was born.
>"Rose...why?"
>>85566407
She also does it in the extended opening
https://youtu.be/H23rpzOAIzQ?t=2m2s
>>85566874
I don't get how anyone ever believed that. Lapis' water powers are incredibly OP and she could have dealt with Jasper without fusing. They were right near the damn ocean. She even makes it clear in her explanation when she first becomes Malachite what her reasoning is, and it's not about Steven. It's about being the jailor for once.
Peedee is Pink Diamond.
Peedee/PD the clues are all there
>>85566790
The opposing goals of wanting to murder one another is not the kind of shared moment that initiates fusion.
>>85566891
'cause they make sense, especaially for a species where form literally meets functionno I'm not talking about humansno I'm not talking about all life on earth
>>85566831it's fake.
I want a Lapis teaches Peridot what sin is episode.
>>85566898
But, like many have pointed out, she turns that reason around and makes it 100% about Steven, using him as an excuse to continue a torture that no longer needed to happen.
>>85566815
They could have just explained this by having the Gems make him a bit afraid to ask questions about gem stuff.
Garnet makes him feel dumb for asking, so he doesn't ask much because he doesn't want to disappoint her. He triggers Pearl one time so he's afraid of upsetting her so he doesn't ask her. And Amethyst just doesn't know much because they did the same with her.
>>85566874
I don't think anyone has come up with a legit reason why she would lie at that point.
>>85566898
Yet there are people who still deny this
>>85566407
that's her slight gasp at him sliding off her erect gem cock
Do you take good care of your pearl /sug/?
>>85566894
Or something like
>"I...Forgive you."
>"I Hope..this was worth it."
>>85566921
form meets ideal function
gems are what happens when all the burly men are told that they were born to build towers and fight wars because they're the best for the job
the CGs envision a world where burly men can do whatever they want and you have to go through a hellish job application process competing against a bunch of other poorly suited applicants only to have the job snatched up by the bosses cousin
homeworld forfuckingever
>>85566933
That's what I'm saying. I don't get how the audience ever thought that Steven was what this was really about. That was just an excuse she made in Chille Tid, and probably the way she was justifying it in her head at that point after so much mental wear and tear.
Lapis was honest in her very first explanation and reiterated it in Alone at Sea. She's no woobie victim.
>>85566929
who was it even about?
>wow anon how new
fresh out of the factory senpai, no idea about anything other thanbismuthbest gem
>>85566902
Every time I see this gif it bugs the shit out of me that the text doesnt even remotely sync up with pearl's mouth. Even if it did, it's still an unfunny overused maymay
happy lappy
the angel of death
>>85566368
source
>>85566943
>I've got...to keep her!
>ugh just let me do this for you!
Lapis was trying to play martyr so Steven goes away and doesn't try to find her so she can carry on with her evil deed
>>85566942
I always thought he never asked because he knew they wouldn't tell him. The CGs seem to want to keep stuff from him and he probably picked up on that.
>>85566815
Yeah, "Why don't I ever ask follow-up questions?!" is said word-for-word in Mirror Gem.
The writers know they're teasing us.
>>85566878
I wonder why homeworld told the gams they have no powers?
>>85566487
>>85566960
She honestly lost her woobie status in Jail Break.
>"Lapis! I can save you!"
>"Nah kid, prison is a better option"
>>85566947
thanks, Ian
>>85566958
that fucking feel
I'm legit considering joining a gang
>>85566340
Unless you have developed bad habits with your comms, then everyone on the shared channel gets to be super uncomfortable listening to you sob uncontrollably/say things that are alienating or troublesome towards one or more people on your Crew.
>>85566933
She spent alot of time trapped with Jasper. Its more likely she started to get scared about what Jasper would do if she got free.
>>85566648
>The gems were artificial servitors created by the snake people of Alpha Centauri in order to mine gold and other valuable materials.
First Humans now Gems. How many servant races do the Anunnaki have to make before they get the job done?
>still discussing this over and over
my 13 year old sister knows lapis is evil and says she raped jasper
13
years
old
>>85566988
This is so fake it hurts
>>85566969
You misspelled rad
>>85566949
YD sure doesn't
>>85566987
To keep them in line. Another rebellion would completely destroy any resources they have left.
>>85566930
I want a "Lapis slowly and seductively unties her bow" episode
>>85566898
Not only that, fusing was clearly not her way of solving the problem because becoming Malachite was just about the most dangerous, risky option there was. Now you're a powerful fusion that can wreck shit if you're out of control, which ended up almost happening. She clearly didn't give a fuck about protecting anyone.
It was just a heat of the moment thing for revenge. And that totally fit her character and her mindset in that moment after everything she'd been through. Painting Lapis as just a victim is a disservice to her character.
>>85566909
what about lapis and jasper? when they where malachite I highly doubt they didn't wanted to murder each other at one point.
and I only said that if they found joy in fighting each other then there is a probability they would have accidentally fused.
>>85566407
I'm so damn mad, I'm gonna notice this shit every time I watch the intro.
>>85566974
http://efdh.deviantart.com/
>>85567002
Fuck no. They were in the middle of the ocean on the sea floor.
If they unfused, Lapis could kill Jasper in an instant.
happy family gems where?
>>85567008
>trusting the opinion of a 13 year old girl
Any news on that btfo'ed leaker?
>>85566902
perl you fukin pedo stay away from stebon
>>85567018
not a good foster mom either
>>85566379
I want a Pink Diamond who's capable and loving and listens to the suggestions of her right hand gem Rose and all her subjects as peers, and occasionally throws playful shade at "ohoho how serious Blue and Yellow are, eh?" like some sort of cool big sister
But she's set in her programming to a tragic and frustrating degree
Where Rose can talk about how she loves the Earth and how wrong it would be to destroy it as much as she wants, but PD will just be unable to respond or act on her suggestions because of how hard-wired she is
And I want the moment Rose shatters her to be so angry and horrible
Like she tries to talk to PD but her nature just makes her unable to process certain statements and she just behaves like Rose never said anything
And PD is like her favorite person, she's like her Mom and her forgiving Commander, but Rose runs into a wall with her
"We don't have to be what we were made for! ...? Are you even listening?!"
"Yes, certainly, what is it Rose?"
"We can work with these humans! There can be a bond!"
"There is work to be done, you're right."
"WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?"
"R-Rose? Are you alright? your tone seems distressed...?"
"WH-wHA..."
"Would you like to come watch the drilling?"
"GAAAUGHG! WHY WON"T YOU CHANGE? WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DO THIS?"
"An interesting question, Rose."
"WHAT IS IT ABOUT THIS CONQUEST THAT"S MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE BEAUTY ON THIS PLANET?"
"An interesting question, Rose."
"I THOUght... I thought you always understood me..."
"Of course I do, Rose, oh my goodness, don't be upset! What's gotten into you? Whatever you need to say, I'll be here to listen."
"I think we should call off the mission."
"An interesting question, Rose."
And she gets so mad she fucking kills her
Why do people say Jasper abused Lapis? Yeah she was a piece of shit to her for locking her up, but she was highly suspicious for hiding information. And yeah she pressured Lapis into fusing, but that was ONE instance. I don't know, for me it seems like none of those people even know what abuse means.
>>85567018
>tfw you will never sneak into the diamond palace and slowly romance the yellow pearl
>>85566943
I think I'm in a minority in that I think she meant what she said about protecting Steven, but it was still mostly about revenge.
>>85567029
Ironically, Zuke is trying to do this. She's said she prefers writing for Lapis because "she's a good representation of someone who's going through PTSD and depression. She doesn't have to change herself to make others feel better."
How long have we been here, /sug/? How long will we wither here?
>>85567025
or better yet, a "Lapis asks Peridot to slowly untie her bow" episode.
>>85567031
They couldn't unfuse because Lapis was using her water manipulation to keep Malachite's form intact.
It's not going to happen, anon.
>>85566902
What was up with early Garnet? She was so stoic?
>>85567061
Will this argument ever die?
>>85567058
Just how I like it
>>85566796
Connie's with braces=A++
>>85567071
Zuke is the cancer of the Crewniverse
She should've been kicked off the team after Log Date
>>85566979
>>85566933
>Pretending that Jasper is innocent in anyway
>Pretending as if Jasper didn't want to fuse with Lapis to kill the Gems and most likely destroy earth afterwards.
>>85567002
But what Malachite could do if she wrested control of both of them was what she should have been much more afraid of. She just didn't want to give up power over Jasper.
>>85567055
belv n stegn
>>85567075
Any experience can be a good one as long as you have someone to spend it with.
>>85567083
BELIEVE IN STEVEN
>>85567061
>pressured her into fusing
I'm sorry is asking for consent somehow wrong?
>>85567049
I killed myself
Best ship!
>>85567083
believe in kevin
>>85567099
People tend to forget that Lapis agreed with Jasper that killing the Gems in SWI would be fun. It was probably the only time Malachite was Malachite.
>>85567113
She was clearly being pushy, anon, come on.
>>85567061
I think throwing abuse at the whole thing is dumb because they were enemies. Purely enemies, and they hurt each other as enemies do.
>>85567075
>Been here since too many birthdays
so much has changed, yet everything still looks the same
>>85567055
>>85567083
BELIEVE IN STEVEN
>>85567036
Thanks
>>85566379
I like the idea of her being the youngest and being sympathetic. If gem placement has as much to do with personality as I think it does I could definitely see that. I also like the idea of her having been created on Earth giving her an extra layer of sympathy for the planet possibly.
>>85567055
Believe in Steven
>>85567083
BELIEBE IN STEBEN
>>85567086
She hadn't had the high of fusing in Jailbreak yet
>>85567083
Believe in Steven!
>>85567061
Jasper coerced Lapis into fusing like the pushy asshole she is, but then Lapis decided she WANTED to in order to enact her incredibly selfish and risky revenge
And don't give me any "gaslighting" bullshit in AaS
LIFE AND DEATH AND LOVE AND BIRTH
>>85567125
I'm not sure there is anything wrong with that though
she wasn't forcing Lapis and she was arguing her case reasonably, what is bad about that?
>>85567127
B-but Jasper reminds me of my abooser, anon!!!
Post fan fusions!
>>85567150
It's strange, even Pre-Steven Garnet was much more expressive.
>>85567055
Confia en Esteban
>>85566701
i want robot gems so bad
>>85567128
Been here since pilot. I hate all of you.
at least I have Jasper
>>85567055
fUCK YOU STEVEN I HOPE YOU CHOKE IN A pICKLE
>>85566854
>Very young so she still wears her heart on her sleeve compared to the others
>Has so few gems so far that she knows each of them and knows what facet gems of the same type came from
>Personally listens to and addresses military gems' concerns as long as they're respectful
>Makes gems who aren't just labor or decoration feel special
>Owns Pearl, treats her better than anybody else treats theirs despite being pretty condescending because it's still a Pearl
>Doesn't get replacement Pearl when Pearl escapes
>>85567156
AND PEACE AND WAR ON THE PLANET BUTT
>>85566996
Alternatively, you CAN'T cry because you're dying in the vacuum of space and your tears are boiling away in your own tearducts.
>>85567176
Yeah, can't really explain that other than Rose's death emotionally drained the gems
>>85567181
dont worry anon, I fucking hate you too
here, have a jasper
>>85567174
>>85567176
Probably because she got fucked up by Rose's death like everyone else, except she refused to fall apart and knew she had to lead or the CGs would go to shit.
I really want expansion on Garnet's relationship with Rose and how she became the leader and the pressure that was put on her in the face of Pearl and Amethyst losing it. But it'll never happen because the writers hate her.
>>85567123
People tend to forget that at that point Lapis despised the Crystal Gems as much as Jasper. Steven was her only concern.
>>85567083
>>85567055jizzin Steven
>>85567007
The snake people are patient. Every intergalactic race is just a pawn in their golden chess game.
>>85567127
forgive me if I'm strawmanning but
>Enemies hurting each other can't be considered abuse
I don't think that's necessarily true
When one is so much stronger than the other, abuse is possible. What America does to Iran is abuse, and what Lapis did to Jasper was Abuse.
>>85567174
Both season 2 and 3 focused in on a new diamond (BD didn't get much focus in 2 except for a namedrop really). Will season 4 be about BD and by that extent Lapis and/or Garnet?
>>85567170
I've noticed a running theme with Jasper. While being a generally nasty Gem, each of her points that she makes aren't really wrong. Lapis did benefit from fusion, and Amy is weak and overcooked.
>>85567198
thanks
>>85567203
DELET THIS
>>85567203
Way ahead of you.
>>85567128
/sug/ never changes
>>85566340
Steven and Ruby talked fine in space. I'm sure crying would be heard by anyone nearby.
>>85567100
>>85567155
>>85567123
Honestly I think this is why Lapis looks incredibly depressed half the time. She got her revenge but it didn't really do anything for her.
>>85567155
Jasper attempted to coerce Lapis, but in the end it wasn't as manipulative as people first made it out to be. At first fans were saying that Jasper was preying on Lapis' hate of the Crystal Gems, but now we know that Jasper absolutely despises them just as much. She probably thought it was perfectly logical that she and Lapis get together and wipe them off the face of the galaxy.
Her "coercion" didn't work anyways. Lapis only agreed on her terms because she had her own plans. Jasper was a violent asshole to her, yes, but that's just Jasper and gems don't get hurt that easily.
>>85567216
That drawfag is still here sometimes
He needs to draw more or whatever the hell this is
>>85567018
>YD picks up her Pearl right after any stressful event and squeezes her like a stress ball until she poofs
Are you guys ready to be disappointed by Pink Diamond's looks and personality when she appears?
>>85567055
Believe in Steven, because he beieves in us
>>85567215
She's a skilled, and dedicated soldier. She's just playing for the other team
daily reminder that steven is evil and steven jr is a weapon
>>85567228
I like the way you think anon
>>85567202
She probably still does, she just doesn't have a good reason to lash out at them.
>>85567085
oh well...a man can dream...it could have been great though...
>>85567239
>he
wrongo
>>85567214
when was black diamond name dropped?
>>85567234
And that's a common theme in shows that have a strong moral core. Revenge is never satisfying, and Lapis isn't happy when she gives over to her worse nature. None of them are.
>>85567243
I have low expectations due to the incredibly high volume of absolutely abysmal fan designs
>>85567215
Corrupted gems dont' deserve to suffer though
>>85567238
That's another thing. Gems are fucking tough
Jasper is a tank, and Lapis may be weak in the gem (unless she was lying in the SOW flashback) but she's overall made of tough stuff too - she crashed and exploded with the ship
>>85567269
blue diamond anon
Original concept art for Smoky Quartz by Sugar.
WTF???? How that sexy semen demon ended up being a fat purple queer?
>>85567178
But robot gems literally make no sense
>>85567269
I don't think it ever was, the other anon may be mistaken
Jasper is perfect. Her redemption is inevitable and will result in her inhabiting mountains on earth far away from the CGs and training Amethyst and/or Steven. Screencap this po
>>85567286
Unf. Dat ass.
How do you earn your Yellow Pearl Points, /sug/?
>>85567286
Sugar's art is always lovely but this isn't distinct enough.
>>85567215
She's been wrong about fusion and she's wrong about corruption.
>>85567174
>>85567234
It did worse than just not satisfy her, it made her feel like she was a terrible, evil person because she wanted to and succeeded to harm someone so completely.
>"Well, I took out all my shit on this shitty person, and now I'M a shitty person too, great."
>>85567243
>tfw she was a violent task master
some people think the gentle to cruel scale goes pink blue yellow white but it will really go white yellow blue pink
>>85567238
In Jasper's mind, she and Lapis have both been wronged by Rose’s rebellion in a deeply substantial way. Both of their lives were wrecked by the war for Earth. Why wouldn’t Lapis want to join her and get justice for that?
>>85567286
Because not every fusion has to be sexy you degenerate.
Besides, tiny hands are cuter than big hands.
If 2 years have passed in the show, doesn't that mean Connie was 10 in her first appearance?
>>85567228
I need the rest of that picture
>>85567215
Jasper is supposed to embody how perspective makes everything look different. None of what Jasper says is technically wrong, especially her line about Rose only taking in reject gems. She just isn't looking at it the right way and got the motivation wrong, because she doesn't yet understand the idea of compassion and worth beyond usefulness.And that's what she'll learn on her redemption arc.
>>85567306
By praising Yellow Diamond, the most clearheaded and amazing of the Diamonds.
>>85567228
i find kinda funny how steven's boobs are bigger than connie's in that one
>>85567313
>"Steven, please, I need someone to agree with me about being awful so I can get better."
>"No Lapis! You're 100% good! You've done nothing wrong!"
God, I hated Steven in AaS.
>>85567306
By putting people on hold
>>85567286
I'm not saying I like the SQ that aired, but this is kind of lame
they're both gross and stocky, so naturally their fusion would be too
>my pic
shut the fuck up
>>85567332
>Jasper tries to learn, but everyone still hates her
>Jasper is so lonely she resorts to talking to inanimate objects to keep her company.
Make it happen Sugar!
>>85567055
>>85567083
Believe in Steven.
>>85567346
To be fair, I think he was supposed to look naive. Lapis seems to just accept that at the end too.
After everything he learned about Rose, I think Steven will start to see more of the grey area between Jasper and Lapis, should Jasper return. That will probably help him in connecting with Jasper more and helping Lapis heal.
>>85567290
if you don't have imagination maybe. but is pretty easy to think about era 3 gems made far in the future too weak to create an stable form. so they have a full robotic body instead of wearing enhancers
>>85567315
Nah it will go pink yellow blue white
I mean YD was pretty nice to peridot until she started getting uppity, while Blue was willing to shatter a gem who was just doing her job. WD probably controls HW and the most colonies and is the top of the authority chain, so I doubt she wouldn't have been adverse to nuking earth once things started going to shit.
What would you do if you were given a slave gem?
Garnet is evil and Steven is a weapon
>>85567308
She was right about fusion being a tactic to make weak gems stronger. But like everything else she's technically right about, she's stuck looking at just the basic surface.
>>85567346
Steven is gonna be able to help Lapis
its gonna be through interacting with the other Crystal Gems that Lapis will finally get her redemption
like even Amethyst could tell her to stop running from her problem by watching tv endlessly with a friend, it doesn't work out
>>85567332
Yeah, I really wish the CG would have had to deal with Jasper by talking to her instead of Jasper getting poofed after contracting corruption. However, that would have required arguments that Steven doesn't have the knowledge or temperament to give.
>>85567388
Maybe, I guess, but it would be more along the lines of limb enhancers than being actually robotic
>>85567375
Jasper actively fights against agreeing with the existence of anyone on earth and anything they say
She has literally never tried to learn from anyone
>>85567346
This. I usually like Steven, but he was pretty unbearable in that episode.
>>85566379
>Because of dwindling resources she's the Diamond equivalent of Amethyst, an overcooked mistake
>Quickly send her to Earth and program her Kindergarten injectors with a few gems that have faulty programming to rebel against her
>Expect to be able to easily clean up the defective gems that brought down a runt Diamond
What would you want your pearl to look like, /sug/ ?
>>85567398
Set her free.
Garnet or whoever was given can't make me happy.
>>85567329
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1708074
>>85567398
breed them, fuse with child, breed another gem as half gem, fuse with child, ad infinitum ad approach immortality and invincibility
no, it couldn't blow up on me ever, why do you ask
>>85567323
10 and three-quarters, anon.
Also, posting a clip of one of the best jokes in Bubble Buddies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvsrACGH_dA&
Retarded Steven is a good Steven
>>85567398
Set them free
>>85567419
Having Steven heal her corruption is just about the only way to move forward, though. That's probably why they did it. Jasper has to have a reason to not want to kill Steven on sight in order for him, and the CGs, to start to reach her. Seeing his compassion firsthand is the easiest and pretty much only way to do that.
I'm bored and I can't play any games right now.Send me some SU videos,please.
>>85567398
keep it
use it
although probably not for sexual, I suppose would depend on what it could do, I mean if it could generate an income for me and I could laze around I would just do that, although I would do my best to treat it well in its time off
>>85567244
fuck off back to ghe chuunin exams
>>85567417
But she's already redeemed sorta
She's just not a crystal gem
>>85567332
>Jasper tries to learn about earth, discovers german philosophy, and finds out she was right
>>85567436
i don't want a pearl
i want Pearl
>>85567460
No
Did you not hear her speech in Earthlings, she doesn't want his fucking compassion
>>85567018
i don't get it
>>85567460
Jasper knows about Steven's shit though, and would think that he is trying to convert her. Not to mention she still thinks he's Rose.
>>85567239
What? You have any requests?because I'm not gonna do 'em.
>>85567430
What are you talking about? This is all speculation about the future. I'm talking about post redemption shit!
So is white diamond ever going to make an appearance?
Is blue diamond going to be a villain?
>>85567436
LikeME, DIO
>jasper gets healed
>she never finds out what steven is until the end of the series
>setting up a spin-off where she sets off on a johhny bravo-esque journey to find the perfect man to father her own hybrid child
What would you think of this?
>>85567442
I didn't need the rest of that picture
>>85567491
She doesn't have any concept of "compassion". She doesn't think he's actually offering anything but manipulation right now. She has to learn otherwise.
Are you the retard who insists that Jasper can't have a redemption because SHE DUN WANT IT. As if any redeemed villain ever "wanted it" before it began.
>>85567436
Jasper. Big, strong, and powerful.
>>85567436
>Yellow one look mischievous and will play pranks on me
I pick Yellow
>>85567436
>>85567398
Lilac and Pink
I'd be fit as fuck and proud of it as they are, and we'd be travelling performers
>>85566340
is that a fucking reference to Kasuhiro Otomo's "Magnetic Rose"? goddamn
>>85567460
did you miss the part of the show where homeworld is right and rules the galaxy where the CGs and humanity are wrong and are rotting on a shithole planet
jasper is never jumping on that hippy bandwagon
>>85567512
That's dumb
>>85566501
Don't play with my heart, please gib source
>>85567375
>She hides being lonely until Steven walks in on her talking to her bubbled gems
>Not really crazy-type stuff, just venting about stuff like how tiny Earth doors are and how she felt about something a CG did that day
>Ends with a moment of silence and her saying she knows they'd hate her, too, if they were uncorrupted and unbubbled
>>85567498
Clearly there's going to be a plot of learning the difference between compassion and manipulation. However Steven heals her, he'll start to differentiate the two in her mind even if it's not directly after he heals her. This is the obvious trajectory.
>>85567450
>What happens AFTER the bubble pops
>We'll be free
I forgot how fucking stupid Steven used to be, holy crap
>>85567442
>steven doesn't have his gem
i can't fap to this
>>85567436
Like a Diamond
>>85567485
All Pearls are the same really, Anon.
>>85567460
Not really, since it would just support Jasper's argument that Rose picks gems up when they hit rock bottom. Jasper probably would stop trying to attack everyone, though.
Steven being able to cure corruption would be a really huge thing for the show and they don't really have a starting point for how to do that yet.
Can Steven kill or revert Lion to a normal lion, retrieve the Pink Diamond gem shards from inside him, and restore Pink Diamond?
>>85566961
You cannot possibly be that autistic
>>85567548
>"I'm a failure, Rose, and they'd know it too if they weren't trapped in there"
>>85567548
Don't do this to me. Jasper is sad enough as is.
>>85567565
Human AU where Steven and Conie whore themselves out
>>85567521
To be fair, I'm don't think Steven actually gave a shit about Jasper at the time, he just wanted to see if his theory about healing the corruption was true. And given what he did with Eyeball, Steven probably assumes that helping someone out will automatically make them your friend. Do you seriously think that Jasper wouldn't try to gut Steven on the spot if he healed her? She's pretty much Eyeball but 10x more aggressive and powerful
>>85567469
I mean she arguably doesn't need redemption but she does need development
she constantly seems to run from and ignoring her problems
thats what she is doing right now
>>85567436
Glow-in-the-dark
I wantJasperto beuncorrupted and redeemedby Stevenfusing withher.
>>85567575
This is my new favourite Jasper picture.
I still can't believe that Rose is the Griffith to Jasper's Guts.
>>85567559
Steven being dumb and annoying almost made me write off SU, but Garnet being badass in the first few episodes kept me watching
>>85567427
the point is to take it further. think what would they do when the enhancers weren't enough
sig...h
>>85567575
Could be that Steven heals her and then does something like walk away and not try to recruit her to show her that he's different. Jasper leaves. Then Jasper comes back at some point and confronts him because she doesn't understand what his angle is. Steven has to continuously try to convince her that there's no angle, and he's not Rose.
This could actually be pretty funny at some points if done right.
As for the corruption thing, I still stand by that Steven's idea that he can easier heal newly corrupted gems in Gem Hunt was foreshadowing. Therefore he can heal Jasper without it turning into end game.
>>85567559
Steven was very special
>>85567599
He should've spit at her
Not thinking quick on his feet
>>85566854
This.
The kinder she is, the harder it is that Rose had to kill her to save the Earth.
>>85566368
Oh my god, they're earning so many Pearl Points!
>>85567602
I dunno, I'm not sure they'll ever truly make her happy
They'll probably delve into some of her problems a bit more, but she's most likely gonna remain just an ally/anti-hero rather than a CG
>>85567436
A blue or pink one.
Having a Pearl would be the best.
>>85567526
Smug Canary is the opposite of mischievous though. She'll report you for even looking mischievous.
>>85567631
Torso enhancers, obviously
>>85567622
Bahahahaha 10/10 post
>>85567634
People forget just how many elements Jasper has over other corrupted gems, any of which the Crewniverse can say would work and heal her and not others (so it doesn't have to be endgame)
So many options
>>85567683
I never wanted this
Who is this for
>>85567622
>>85567584
What's the context of this? Why would Jasper be talking to Rose? She hates Rose.
>>85567683
YP is the best part of this thing
>>85567634
She's going to get unbubbled somehow, and she'll end up wandering around changing from monster to gem form as she tries to keep control. Just like Steven thought that monster was doing in Gem Hunt. Everything will follow from there.
After all, Pierre is a werewolf.
>>85567688
A hard-ass huh... THATS EVEN BETTER
>>85567683
That better not be a dick under there.
>>85567634
I'm still figuring Jasper's redemption will tie in to some revelation that Pink Diamond was shattered by Yellow. But that's sort of an obvious path, granted she ever gets healed/redeemed.
Post fanged gems!
>>85567739
What do you think?
>>85567665
I don't know about that
but we will see what happens
>>85567738
I saw the original post. I just don't understand how yours fits into the original.
>>85567739
Thereis___
>>85567260
Seeing as she's on good terms with the self-styled "leader" of the Crystal Gems, I think Lapis is slowly starting to come around. The jury's out until we see one-on-one interaction with the original trio though.
I recently read a post on a website that shares much of its userbase with 4chan asserting that SU is an allegory for war, with its characters each illustrating a different way humanity is affected by or affects armed conflict. Lapis, the post claimed, represented a warzone civilian; shown no mercy by either side and despising both for starting the conflict that has brought about their suffering.
>>85567753
I rate 3rd/10th grade
>>85567683
ARGHHHHHHHHH
I had a sexy pic of YD stepping on Jasper's crotch while Peridot watches intently
But I can't find it
>>85567753
I think it had better not be a dick, is what I think.
>>85567683
jesus!
>YD's calm soft demeanor and Jasper's ferocious panic and tense body
fucking l00d
>>85567739
I think you're gonna be disappointed then
>>85567748
>>85567726
This is what I think too. That part was very blatant foreshadowing. We know that Sucrose doesn't put shit like that in the show for no reason, just like lines like "we kept Amethyst" and "I think you're just mad cause you're single". It'll be important later on.
>>85567753
I don't know... But it better not be a dick
How many times did Greg ask her to shapeshift herself into a futa?
>>85567436
May I have a Lapis Lazuli instead?
>>85567760
>her saying she knows they'd hate her, too, if they were uncorrupted and unbubbled
>>85567795
None
>>85567795
Never you degenerate fool.
where's my canon Jasper and Steven interaction reee
>>85567739
what a fag
Guys, what's your favorite episode?
Honestly after watching all of season 3 back to back, it's a close call between Mr. Greg and Bismuth. Something about Mr. Greg just gives me chills when they're singing about Rose, and Bismuth is amazing because they managed to shove a ton of character into a one off person.
>>85567393
>Blue: "Yellow Diamond how can we be losing?'
>Yellow "I don't know but I'm calling a retreat, lets get out of here, we'll never win at this rate."
>Blue "This operation is failure, we are leaving this planet"
>White "We are not leaving this planet
>Blue + Yellow "W-White Diamond?"
>White fires Corruption Lazer at the planet
>White "Now we are leaving"
>Blue "..... Pink Diamond was still down there..."
>White "No, she was shattered by Rose Quartz, Yellow Diamond prime the Cluster"
>Yellow "Right away, Pearl how many soliderS did we pull back in time"
>Yellow Pearl " 78% my Diamond..."
>Blue "May the Makers preserve us... "
>>85567795
NadaHe's not a degenerate like us
>>85567766
Remember what other characters were supposed to be? Or better yet, a link?
>>85566548
All Bismuth did for me was wish that SU episodes were 22 minutes long instead of 11 minutes where they either fill it with nonsense or rush the story in order to fit it all in.
>>85567634
I just don't think Jasper is going to fall for Steven's soft approach.
Here's an article along those lines that I found interesting:
http://radioactivesupersonic.tumblr.com/post/142756116040/i-wonder-about-the-pairings-the-first-connection
>>85567748
that guy draws piñata guro
>>85567753
>>85567765
>>85567776
Goddamnit, it was.
>>85567818
In that hole.
>>85567826
I like
>>85567795
every weekend. greg needed to rest his butt after taking that thing
>>85567683
Why they don't have Child Protective Services in space senpai?
>>85567824
>it's a "somebody asks anon what her favorite is" episode
I tend to skip these episodes, I think it's a reductive way to converse, especially if you're not just talking about [thing] once
>>85567683
YP in the back lookin' smug as fuck
>>85567838
>22 minutes Sadie's Song
I think the 11 minutes are fine depending on the episode. I think they've learned that with Beta/Earthlings being pretty much a single episode.
>>85566419
Not great but I gave it a shot. If anyone has any other draw requests I'll take 'em.
>>85567766
>>85567836
I second this, it sounds interesting
>>85567393
it actually goes yellow < blue < pink < white
yellow is the nicest diamond
yellow is the best diamond
everyone else is a stone cold bitch and rose spent her first milennia ruthlessly slaughtering under the rule of her pink nazi
>>85567795
Once a year on international women's day.
The more this series goes on, the less redeemable rose becomes. It seems like all she did was hurt everybody. The CGs regard her as some caring leader who valued life above everything else, but it seems like she really didn't care about anything other than herself.
What good did Rose do? What was she beyond a military leader?
>>85567839
I think learning true compassion will be an eye opener for her. Also, fuck no Pearl does not need any more focus or importance in this story. She already has enough that she doesn't need to be a main factor in a gem's redemption.
I want Garnet to have more of an influence. After all, Garnet is the only one who has a level-headed view of the Gem war. Plus she can help Jasper with her fusion woes.
>>85567832
>nada
that doesn't make sense fag
>>85567449
What is this implying?
>>85567914
Shut up, Yellow Pearl
Does your Diamond know you're shitposting on here?
>>85567929
>the less redeemable rose becomes
She IS dead
>>85567931
>>85567929
She saved humanity.
I took the napkin and did this JoJo Jasper for an anon in the last thread but the thread died before I could upload it. Enjoy.
>>85567955
So that she could fuck humans.
>>85567878
imagine her face when YD tells her she's the next one
>>85566585
or maybe they'll pull a Lelouch on us,
>>85567930
yeah seriously please
no fucking pearl this time, no major player
>>85567952
>>85566544God
>>85567970
Yeah I don't know what to think of the implication that she had multiple flings with humans. It's kind of creepy, considering how she thought of humans before connecting with Greg.
>>85567934
Connie's given immortality through staying inside of Stevonnie, Steven dosen't want to let her age and die so they stay fused
Garnet wants her to die for no reason
>>85567748
>Steven sends Jasper to get milk, eggs, and bread from the grocery store to prove to the other gems that she's really redeemed
>Has to fight corrupted gems, save some humans, deal with bad customer service, etc on the way
>Accidentally drops bag right before she opens the temple door, breaking the eggs
>Jasper just stares, fragile self worth destroyed because she failed a simple mission
>Steven comes out, figures out what happened, manages to salvage enough to make them scrambled eggs while pretending he was planning on making them from the start
>They eat the scrambled eggs while watching Crying Breakfast Friends, and Jasper smiles
>>85567952
>>85567991
w-what?
>>85567978
"Never" =/= "Nada"
"Never" = "Nunca"
>>85567930
I've said it before and I'll say it again: I fucking need an episode where Jasper and Garnet talk about the war. It'd be amazing if they argued over Rose too. I want to see what Garnet truly thinks of Rose, because though she obviously loved and idolized her, she's not blinded by it like Pearl was. I think she sees more of the nuance.
>>85567781
I need Uncropped Fangs.png
>>85566407
wtf, I hate steven universe now
>>85568013
>we'll never see this because the show is from Steven's perspective at all times
>>85568025
Trust me, ya don't.Unless you're fine with vore
>>85567978
do you mean "nothing"don't ever pretend to be an amethystfag ever again
>>85567998
thought so but wondered if that would make sense
>>85567973
You deserve a sexy Peridot gif for putting that image in my head
>>85567995
Hey, man, if I were an immortal lesbian space rock, I'd want to fuck humans, too. Humans are pretty great. Some of my best friends are humans, in fact.
>>85568048
Not my fetish but won't turn me off
>>85567998
>Garnet saying Steven needs to let go of Connie
>Her constituent gems are so codependent they can't even be apart for ten minutes
>>85566729
It would be worth it.
who here ships poly?
>>85568089
How giant would their fusion be?
I need to know for reasons.
>>85568089
Thank fucking WD I'm not the only one
>>85568049
>nothing
That doesn't make sense
>>85567995
>lives on Earth for over 5,000 years
>doesn't know that a baby shouldn't be allowed to climb a ferris wheel
>>85567769
This it?
>>85568108
that's what "nada" means
that's what you said, you said "nothing"
>>85567826
>Yellow becomes a bitter, by the books, work-a-holic after seeing legions of her soldiers and science teams eradicated or corrupted
>Blue becomes reclusive after a shuttle full of her closest nobles was hit by the lazer revealing a ship full of monstrosities
>Both still desperately miss Pink
We really need another Classroom Steven episode to explain some things
>>85568127
Yellow Diamond is like the creepy aunt who molested Jasper after her mother died.
>>85568089
Their fusion would be such a bitch
>>85568070
Well, here ya go
http://i.imgur.com/xi7acaX.pngAnd if by any chance you need source, for whatever reason, it's meekbot on tumblr.
>>85568119
Rose is pretty fucking retarded honestly. Given what we know about Gem programming, she was probably only ever really competent with war and fighting.
>>85568102
probably as big as Sugelite at least
>>85568105
here have some cute art
>>85568127
Holy SHIT
I was literally about to post it because I just found it, but then the "duplicate image already exists" message popped up
What timing. But yeah that's the one! Thanks anyway
>>85568132
It can also mean 'none'
>>85567930
>Also, fuck no Pearl does not need any more focus or importance in this story.
And Steven does? He's already "redeemed" 2 Homeworld gems. There's nothing wrong with letting somebody else on the CG look competent for once.
>>85567836
>>85567899It was a post on /r/stevenuniverse titled "Why I love the way Steven Universe portrays war
>>85568127
O shit that's hot
How long we betting until Bismuth comes back? I give it till the end of this season. I doubt they're gonna keep a character like that out of the show.
>>85568162
Steven is the main character. If any of the CGs are important in her redemption, it should be Garnet. Pearl has more than enough and still has a bunch of story that hasn't been told yet.
>>85568146
Come on, now. It was a very formative experience for Baby Sour Cream.
What ever happened to that guy, anyway?
>>85568143
depends on what parts of their personalities it takes
I mean Sardonyx is the worst because she has the worst parts of Garnet and Pearl, but Opal got the best of Amethyst and Pearl
>>85567970
>>85567955
Rose saved the Earth when humans were little better than monkeys. She just liked the whole biosphere.
>>85568162
No, he's right.
Pearl has gotten ENOUGH.
Amethyst, Garnet, and Ruby and Sapphire need some more now.
>>85568146
Maybe it's for the best that she had to die to have a kid. Steven would have been dead within the week if she was alive to care for him.
>>85568127
Would that be painful?
>>85568179
that's like asking how long until Sugelite comes back, the VA is likely the biggest barrier
probably not until season 6 if that happens
>>85568206
She's a big girl
>>85568200
>What if Rose had lived to raise Steven.gif
>>85568008
remembers me this one
>>85568194
Rose saved the earth when humans were building pyramids and gave up when humans swore up and down that there is no way their dumb asses could have built those pyramids and that it must have been psychic snake overlords instead
>>85568228
That is the first time I've ever seen that, context?
>Nanefua is okay
phew!
>>85568192
Their playful, happy, excitable side is the worst of them? Sardonyx has bad traits but that's hardly all she has.
Also what did Opal get that was so great? Her personality is literally fucking nothing. She resembles neither Amethyst or Pearl.
>>85568197
Are we talking about Pearl?
I love talking about Pearl. What is your favorite Pearl-related fact? Mine is that Pearl is a Crystal Gem. I am going to name my child Pearl. They should change the name of the show to Pearl and Friends. The only thing I love more than Pearl is talking about Pearl. I tried to make a Pearl fan club at my school, but no one joined so it was just me. If I could meet Pearl I would tell her all the things I know about Pearl.
I want to go to college to major in Pearlology and then build my own business so I can create Pearl-related merchandise. Pearl's face should be immortalized in stone for her incredible contributions to the world and my life. If Pearl was a Yugioh card she would have infinite attack and defense points because she's Pearl; the singular point around which my life revolves. I love Pearl, I want to be married to Pearl. I would marry Amethyst just to be closer to Pearl. I am changing my name to Pearl because I admire the strength and respect the name commands. I would vote for Pearl for president and ms universe because she is just that charismatic and beautiful.
I am crying right now because I feel like no one else wants to talk about Pearl as much as I do. I must be the only person with a Pearl diary that keeps a record of everything Pearl has ever said and things I hope she will say to me in the future. I framed a picture of Pearl I printed off my computer and my dad wanted me to take it down for a playboy calendar like a normal boy but fuck him, he doesn't know what Pearl means to me. I wish Pearl was my mom, my mom sucks, Pearl wouldn't suck if she was my mom. My life would be misery without Pearl. Everyday that I log onto 4chan and find a new thread to discuss some inane aspect of Pearl's life fills me with joy and meaning so please let me talk about Pearl or I'm going to explode.
>>85566653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKFIDLMliHo
>>85568179
>Bismuth will never become a Tolkien fan after reading about the billions of immortal blacksmith characters in The Silmarillion
>>85568237
i don't know, just fanart i saw on tumblr
>>85566930
Peridot is too busy eating her favorite food: Yogurt!
>>85568187
He aged up about 16 years and now he'sBuck Dewey
>>85567748
the best
>>85568265
>Melkor will never return the Silmarils
>>85568254
The whole purpose of buying the boat in the first place is to get the ladies nice and tipsy top-side,
>>85568250
Holy shit I connect to this too much
We're redecorating my room and you know what, covering a whole wall in just pictures of Pearl sounds like a great idea
My family would probably think I'm insane though, maybe I am
>>85568194
>rebellion was 5,000 years ago
>humans developed agriculture 10,000 years ago
>developed distinct tribal culture and behavioral modernity 50,000 years ago
>arose as the distinct genus homo sapiens 200,000 years ago
Stay in school, kid. History didn't begin when you were born.
>>85568249
what did you not watch Know Your Fusion?
Sardonyx is judgmental and completely self centered
>>85568292
so we can take them to a nice comfortable place below deck and..you know...they can't re"fuse". Because of the implication.
>>85568272
DELETE THIS
>>85568289
>Feanor will never share anything
>>85568293
You're not insane anon
>>85568250
>pearl becomes ms universe, courtesy of anon
>dies 9 months later
WOW GOOD GOING ANON
>>85568326
>scholastic
Every time
>>85568301
She was self-absorbed, but she didn't really judge Smoky. She just really didn't think of how the things would steal the spotlight until it was too late.
>>85568330
>jasper gets a room at the temple
>>85568272
I got a feeling Peridot might do anything Lapis asks.
>>85568332
It took me way too long to get this
>>85568330
anon you shouldn't smear shit all over your wall
>>85568301
She's not maliciously self-centered and she's not judgmental. She was just overexcited about Smoky and assumed that she had a power as all of their fusions do and wanted to discover it. Then she realized she was looking at things the wrong way and accidentally made Smoky feel like shit and felt terrible about it.
I already said she had bad traits, but that's not all she has.
>>85567869
>>85568139
>Mom was murdered by her sister
>Foster kid to potentially abusive aunt
>Chained and water boarded in someone's damp basement for a year
>Has an STD
Poor little orphan orange.
>>85568356
>like a yo-yo?
>yes but better
how was that not being judgmental?
>>85567748
Is Jasper the only one with canon fangs?
>>85568377
I think Sardonyx might be too autistic to be judgmental.
I understand the green and orange gem belonging in the yellow spectrum, but why was a blue gem tagging along? unless BD lent her over, or something?
>>85568372
Shes had a hard life
>>85568384
dot has them
>>85568384
Alot of characters randomly get fangs sometimes when they're angry
>>85568389
wtf does that mean?
>>85568330
Oh my god I need this
Thank you
You know what, a Lapis wall would be great too
I could could cover a lot of my wall though, I have A LOT (tens of thousands) of pictures of Pearl
Unfortunately we don't have a color printer in my house despite my step dad ironically owning a printer business. So, while I could literally get a Pearl cardboard cut out of a print large enough to cover an entire wall, I'd have to ask my step dad and damn is that one barrier
On top of all this my family would think I'm mad and so would anyone that came over
This is ignoring the little stuff like the fact I wouldn't be allowed to tape things to the walls
Fuck that's a lot
But damn I need this, thank you, anon
>>85566543
>>85568377
I mean, all fusions have weapons but their other powers are cooler. Sard just assumed Smoky had one too and was excited to help her discover it.
>>85568394
Are you talking about Lapis She was captured and held prisoner by and Peridot and Jasper, she wasn't with them.
>>85568377
>All fusions seem to have at least a few things going on for them, tries to help Smoky find other skills
>Smoky's whole existence is just yo-yos, bad puns,self-loathing, and more yo-yos
>>85568401
even Steven has done it
>>85568394
Jasper used Pink Diamond's, Peridot was Yellow Diamond's, while Lapis was their informant for the Earth mission.
>>85568395
She needs to go rest for a while.;_;
>>85568401
>>>85568127
Another sign that gems were made by sneeple
>>85566559
Is calling Diamonds cute a polite thing to do or is it a punishable offense?
>>85568423
But puns are amazing, anon.
>>85568401
It's completely normal. Sorry you have beta teeth.
>>85568423
The pinnacle of existence itself
>>85566957
I know for a fact that it was"WOOOOOW"
So, she was just bullshitting and didn't want to talk about it, right?
>>85568447
Corrupted gems can't appreciate them, Anon.
>>85568446
it gets you your own pearlso you'll fawn over her instead and leave the poor giant lady alone
>>85568432
>"I think I'll close my eyes"
>"Just for a little while"
>>85568423
>Opal's whole existence is just shoot an arrow and that's it
>>85568471
She's also forgetful.
>page 3
>image limit not reached
Jesus Christ, SU is really dead nowadays, good thing they're only doing two more seasons
>>85568468
>Spends last fully sentient moments thinking Rose Quartz was trying to mock her by feigning ignorance over their Diamond
>Smoky and Sardonyx make fun of her like two days later
>>85568485
B-A-I-T
It is 2 am EST, anon, lot of people asleep or not here
>>85568485
IT JUST GETS FUNNIER EVERYTIME
>>85568485
There's not really that much to talk about right now
>>85568237
Evangelion reference I'd guess
>>85568471
Wasn't she really high on the strength meter test?
>>85568465
It's just a meep morp anon
Request shit and i'll half ass it in MS Paint
>>85568471
>>85568484
>Be Opal
>About to shoot an arrow
>Butterfly passes by
>Oh wow
>So pretty
>Wait
>What was I doing
And that's the story of why Opal isn't used for ranged support
>>85568519
I think she was 2nd most powerful, just under sugilite
>>85568497
>"My diamond.."
>"I'll be with you soon"
>>85568497
Smoky looked like she felt pretty bad for Jasper. Her joke was weak and delivered like she barely meant it.
>>85568528
Jasper trying to be girly, but failing.
>>85568532
Underrated post
>>85568528
Cute picture. Greg kissing Pearl pls
>>85568528
The gems forming Alexandrite but it's just one big fat body with 3 heads 6 arms and 6 legs thats still only as tall as Garnet
>>85568528
Pearl tries ice cream
Hey guys
Wanna see some sick fucking morps
>>85568532
>Be Opal
>Confused about what you were doing and why you were out of the temple
>Surely something will spark the memory
>Spend a month and a half missing
>>85568528
Garnet with a smaller garnet on her shoulder with THAT garnet having another smaller garnet on her shoulder and THAT garnet having another even SMALLER garnet on her shoulder
>>85568528
Pearl becoming addicted to that which is flavorful but not edible
She becomes addicted to gum
>>85568568
I don't get this meme.
So, will Lapis get more development?
Will they talk more about her intentions, her past or just her feelings towards the Crystal Gem?
Will the show get more rushed up because CN is a cuck?
Will Lapis be a memelord with Peridot just because it's easier to write it like that?
How are you doing /sug/?
>>85568528
Blue Pearl lookin' cute and feelin' cute
>>85568568
NO
DON'T YOU DARE
>>85568528
Sardonyx and Stephen Colbert, or Sardonyx doing something he'd do
>>85568563
I'm pretty sure someone already did that one, although I did not save it.
>>85568528
Garnet using any of her elemental powersfor fuck's sake why hasn't this happened yet
>>85568597
>>85568604
Come on kids
You like morps
>>85568401
well gem bodies are projects of light i guess it reacts to emotions
>>85568578
Being Opal is a struggle
I'll do 1 more edit request tonight
>>85568598
I feel like the show would have been at least three times better if Crewniverse just started a patreon and aired their shit online, and said fuck you to CN
much of their fanbase is online anyhow and I'm legit afraid for its ratings
>>85568475
u wut m8
>>85568598
Will /sug/ ever forgive my broken english?
>>85568646
But
Merchandise
>>85568465
Yeah, but what did the other two pieces really mean then?
>>85568646
>much of their fanbase
Ohhhh do I wish
U do realize that children watch this show?
>>85568646
If CN decided to boot Steven Universe, I could see the show surviving online through a different medium. The online fanbase would back it up.
>>85568654
Gem fact: Gems don't get anything out of smoking weed becausethey're already stoned
>>85568666
To like this show as an adult is suffering
>>85568676
A Netflix adaptation would be the best possible scenario. It would have a good, stable budget there and the freedom to be formatted however the crew wants.
>>85568666
Children watch this show? Come on satan, don't tell lies
>>85568666
I do realize that children watched this show until an emo girl raped a butch lesbian for three months and left her so broken that she fucked a dog and got space aids
seriously SU is a little heavy for 10 year olds
>>85568636
Did this one not work out well? >>85556200
I won't request another one this time but just curious.Less' you be a big great phony
>>85568646
Imagine if Netflix picked up the show.
>>85568568
I don't think my heart can take it a third time...
>>85568556
This sounds good
>>85568613
Yeah it has, it'd be cool to see another rendition of it though
>>85568652
They asked for it :v
>>85568682
Haha, funny joke
>>85568682
>>85568722
>>85568682
>
What do you guys think Lapis and Peridot's next Meep Morp will be?
>>85568682
fuck off Steven
I CAN'T BELIEVECENTIPEETLEIS COMING BACK
>>85568654
no. fuck off carlos
>>85568749
nothing
i hope they emotionally mature enough to make real art, not that modern trash
>>85568661
The leaf is a pretty, special thing on top of a mountain of worthless mud. It's how Lapis saw the Earth, pretty much terrible except for Steven.
The clothes hanger baseball mobile, I kind of have no idea.
>>85568707
>>85568693
That also sounds better than the current situation, but how is that better than Patreon?
Reminder that this exists https://www.patreon.com/sakimichan and it's just a single person
Is Netflix known for giving creative freedom or something?
>>85568598
She'll get developement when they nuke the barn and she's forced to do something besides being a NEET and drowning her sorrows through tv. But Zuke is still working on the show, so probably not.
>>85568749
nothing, they've moved on
by moved on i mean lost all interest in life and started watching nothing but camp-themed soap operas 24/7/365
>>85568700
It's a damn shame this show is still earth bound by townie episodes and shit, because the complexity and emotional maturity of the gems is ridiculous for any western cartoon
There's so much to discuss about lapis and Jaspers relationship just from chille tid and alone at sea, who's at fault for initiating it, who abused who, who's to blame for them staying together, and why Lapis wanted to put it behind her
>>85568776
>but how is that better than Patreon?
Because the amount of money thrown at a Netflix show is an order of magnitude greater. A patreon wouldn't even have the budget to buy a licence for the IP.
>>85568749
REFER TO THE LEFT FOR DETAILS OF YOUR DEMISE
>>85568788
It was basically made to leave kids unsatisfied by anything that isn't anime
>>85568284
Aha if they really had maws like that, Malachite would have damn near tusks!
>>85568811
Oh god... I feel myself slipping
>>85568701
It is in my do later folder because that edit is going to take longer than normal
>>85568788
Is the crew that competent to write that kind of stuff anon?
>>85568811
Why do you save gore like that?
>>85568811
DEMON BE GONE
>>85568816
>>85568776
Reminder that sakimichan is one person
Reminder that SU has an entire cast and crew of mouths to feed
>>85567241
>AU in which everything is the same except Pearl is replaced by Yellow Pearland Jasper defected and shattered Yellow Diamond, instead of Rose shattering Pink. The Steven of this world is also half-Jasper.
>>85568860
No
That's bad and you should feel bad
>>85568384
All fang-y all the time.
Alexandrite's second mouth even more so
>>85568843
>>85568895
Ye
>>85568660
What merchandise? CN is doing fuck all to sell SU stuff.
>>85568544
Dress Jasper is good, i guess?
>>85568837
Yes. Sucrose and others have a pretty grand vision of their characters that's, at times, even too convoluted to achieve.
If you look at the notes and interviews of show runners on SU you see that they truly care about the dynamics of their characters and themes, and they put a lot of work in to make sure those ideas come out in some small form at the very least.
If Rebecca sugar made this a one person comic project you could bet that it'd be filled with as much bullshit as homestuck.
>>85568561
Slap some jeans on it cause why the fuck not, right?
>>85568910
y
>>85566668
we would still hear the fapping.
>>85568563
What if Pearl is the ice cream?
>>85568860
>Stephan is basically a /pol/ nihilist
>Yellow pearl is ten times as caring as pearl pearl and has regenerated with the organs necessary to get drunk just so she can drink herself to sleep every night over how edgy steven is
>Amethyst is the main hero because stephan is too busy hating everything and everyone, including himself
>ruby was shattered but they kept sapphire, fusion is wrong
>>85568603
Bloop
>>85566891
That's just called good character design you stupid nerd.
>>85568913
Thank you! That's some good shit for mspaint, real cute
>>85567097
couldn't his healing powers fix her teeth too?
>>85568615
She can roast marshmallows by breathing on them
>>85568300
Cats were domesticated when agriculture began too.
>>85568913
Now make her HORRIFIED
>>85568919
I love this. Simple and perfect
>>85568933
Got damn anon
>>85568942
WORST PEARL
So when is the episode where Steven stays home with a cold while Connie comes over and cooks him dinner?
>>85568934
Fucken saved
>>85568966
retract that statement immediately
>>85568928
It's so far past my expectations
Thank you anon
>>85568940
Fund it.
>>85568974
>Connie
>nurturing Steven
FUCKING OOC HETERONORMATIVE GENDER ROLES!!!!!!
>>85568974
Steven would just lick himself, and -boom- healed.
>>85568966
We got ourselves a genius over here
Wow, this thread is super boring all of a sudden. Someone post lewd, pearl getting bullied, and Jasper sadness or else I'm stepping out.
>>85568966
Delet this
>>85568934
Oh fuck that's good, well done
Ship tiering:
god tier: anon x his waifu
shit fuck just fucking kill yourself you piece of shit dick shit fucking ass cunt wanker oh my god you're fucking worthless fucking fuck darn: the rest
>>85568999
Trips of truth
>>85568966
Agreed, by far the least cute
>>85568998
>He's sick so his healing powers don't work
>>85568998
>steven drools in his sleep
>he never gets sick
>except for those terrible incurable elbow tumors
>>85569007
Whats Jasper gonna do when she meets humans?
>>85569007
>Pearl getting bullied
We don't want to trigger our local pearlfag again, now don't we?
>>85568746
>>85568996
I really love reading that pic in Ammy's voiceI want to be the guy that deepdicks Michaela nightly so her voice stays lost so she can keep her job
>>85569011
What about lapidot
>>85569030
After that chart pearlanon can fuck off
>>85568966
>>85569026
This is good.
>>85569028
attempt to fuse with them
she dies 9 months after meeting greg
>>85569030
Can someone post the image of Jasper shoving Pearl into a locker. That one always makes me kek.
>>85566487
I forgot how SU fans hate the idea of attractive people
>>85569043
shit fuck just fucking kill yourself you piece of shit dick shit fucking ass cunt wanker oh my god you're fucking worthless fucking fuck darn
>>85568608
I didn't know what to do for this so i just googled a pic of Stephen Colbert and drew a Sardonyx.
>>85569044
Wait are we talking about the same pearlfag
It's the one who was the member of that discord server right
>>85569054
The MurderCock got to her
>>85569054
The murdercock rides again!
>>85569034
only caffeine
>>85569065
Probably not. Fuck that guy tho
>>85569043
they're so ______ they win an award
>>85569028
I hope she kills Lars. Everyone will instantly like her then.
>>85569058
Life is boring when every character is a candidate for becoming some neckbearded autist's crush. We need to make the competition for quality waifus fiercer so the strong neckbeards will rise to the top and the weak will get what they deserve.
Right now there's only one good waifu in the whole show, maybe a few more if your standards are super low. Let the games begin?
>>85569065
I don't understand their problem. Couldn't they have just left the fucking Discord group if they were uncomfortable?
I got into UNI lads
>>85569072
not always...
>>85569106
>>>/brit/
>>85569043
Probably the worst ship in the fandom. Also has the most obnoxious posters I've ever seen
>>85569106
it occurs to me I've never seen a sharingan garnet image
>>85569106
That's good
>>85569106
Would this make Yellow Diamond Dio?
>>85569115
Oh my god, a giantfucking cunt
>>85569115
fake & gay
>>85569115
>blurry screen
>generic fan design
Well I'm convinced
>>85569060
i dont know what i expected
>>85569115
It's fake. Also the hands on backwards.
>>85569115
we've already seen this fanart, thanks.
>>85569058
they also hate ugly people
>looked good
>Noticed the glasses
you drilled too high, anon. Nobody is going to believe this.
>>85569127
Your local sapphirefag is ready for times like this.
relevant pic 1/2
>>85569127
contact lenses
>>85568985
>>85568999
>>85569008
>>85569017
>>85569047
I'm sorry friends
I thought it was yellow pearl and was filled with disgust
That is, in fact, BESTO PEARL
>>85569115
why do fan-made lapidot fusions always have kamina glasses
>>85569115
Lol @ those hands . Nice bait anon
>>85569115
Really makes you think
>>85569043
>>85567075
Day one bb
>>85569115
>>85569156
Nice save!
>>85569115
Why do "leakers" keep putting the CN logo in the corner? Pre-broadcast material won't have it.
>>85569168
>Really makes you think
about what drugs some of these artists are on?
>>85569156
I am filled with disgust now anon
>>85567991
lapis is frisk
frisk confirmed for being female gem
>>85569189
Because there were one or two leaks that had it, but I think they were from promos?
>>85569184
looks more like Marty fused with Peridot.
>>85569156
wtf i hate this anon now
>>85567436
All pearls are pearlfect and therefore welcome to frolic in the shit and cumrag ditch of my meme-cave.
>>85569127
Made one for ya
>>85569159
Because a lot of us are hoping for fucking killer fusion fight scenes and cool as fuck gurren lagaan combining. Sugar wants this to be an anime already. Might as well go all out. Its also why she has kamina glasses in a lot of fanart of her.
What would you do with
Your
Very
Own
Pearl?
>>85569227
>>85569151
>>85569155
ty anons
>>85569156
Reported directly to yellow diamond authority for having shit taste.
Blue pearl is an anti-social degenerate that should be about as tolerated as dangerous renegade pearls
>>85569239
Run a small time crime ring for me
>>85569252
your pearl looks like a rotting onion shut up
>>85569239
poof her and use her to power a hovercar
MY
VERY
OWN
HOVERCAR
VREEEEEEEEOSH
>>85569252
>>85569128
>Jasperfags posting recolored amethyst because their waifu is fucking dead
Sad.
>>85569239
Why not Ice Cream?
>>85569239
Dress her up in cute outfitsThen make her do lewd things
>>85569267
>>85569275
WE NEED ART OF PEARL PLAYING DARK SOULS STAT
>dex builds
>>85569283
way too salty.
>>85569276
The joke really has been taken too far.
But i'd do it with the gems Amethyst hasn't shapeshifted as yet.
>>85569239fucc
>>85569270
That made me giggle
here is amethyst
>>1249963
>>85569239
Trade her in for a Jasper or Lapis
>>85569325
YOU KILLED HER
>>85569337
That's miliary equipment.
>>85569239
Immediately emancipate her and ask if she'd be willing to allow physicists and engineers to non-invasively examine her form and gem for the betterment of humanity.
And then I guess we couldhang out.
>>85569354very lewd things
>>85569357
I can handle it.
>>85569351
This is great every time
>>85569351
Her screaming makes me really fucking horny
like butterflies in stomach horny
>ohh shit!
where's this from, this is some top tier fap material
if it's sentence mixing from the show I'll cum
if it's actually Michaela I'll cum blood
>>85569387
HI, SARDONYX HERE WITH A FANTASTIC NEW PRODUCT
>going on a 10 day cruise starting Friday
>Not going to be able to watch next week's episode until I get back
>Its a Stevonnie episode
Eh
>>85569405
I hope someone keeps deleting images
Just to spite you
>>85569405
BUT NO!
>>85569402
Get ready to cum blood pal because it is actually Michaela, those were some of her lines as an NPC from GTA V
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-zy3w_86iY
(Here are all of them)
>>85569402
Amethyst's VA had a pedestrian role in GTAV
>>85569402
It is her, she did voices for random citizens in GTA V
I kind of wish SU was on Adult Swim just so I could hear Amethyst call people Assholes
>>85569429
don't do this
Here's Ammy!
Oh this guy will just get banned if he continues to spam the same picture.
Keep going.
>sees art of peridot fingering Jasper
The most pathetic sight I've ever seen
>>85569447
she big
>>85569440
0:38 brehs
her voice is so fucking sexy lads, hold me
>>85569447
You're ass is awfully fat to be swinging it around like that!
>>85569445
>>85569405
>>85569348
now this autism
>>85569440
It's weird, I think of GTA V as still being new despite it being older than SU
>>85567075
Too long anon
Too long.
>>85569473
thank you, Dr. Seuss.
>>85569505
Huh.
I mean release wise you're right.
Actually, even development wise you are still right.
>>85569447
"I've been trying so hard to lose weight! Yoga and shit!
>>85569547
Michaela probably recorded her stuff for the game before she even got the role for Steven Universe
>>85569447
"look at me! I'm too fat for you!"
>>85569447
>>85569351
>You'll never be Amethyst's rock
I didn't know Amethystfags even existed
>>85569612
she's been there from the beginning how could you not know
>>85569440
>It actually made me feel good. See you!
>I want you so bad baby...
>Oh you know what that does to me~
UNF
>>85569612
She's low-key best
>>85569612
We're not retards like the other fags and don't go running around screaming about how great our waifu is
>>85569505
>>85569579
Yeah, she mentions it in this interview at 23:09
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/ezwaybroadcast/2014/05/31/teens-on-air-with-zach-callison-4-guests-steven-universe-cast
>>85569612
I'm a Pearlfag and Ame actually used to be my least favourite gem but I gained a greater appreciation for her as the show went onand Lapis came into existence.
General advice: If you're in the EST timezone like me go the fuck to sleep it's nearly 4 AM
>>85569716
Every waifufag in the history of waifufaggotry is guilty of this at one point or another.
>>85569757
Can confirm, Pearl gawker here and am very guilty
>>85569754
You can't tell me what to do.
Except for this one time because i'm getting tired.
>>85569612
we're too busy cutting ourselves
>tfw tried self-induced vomitting for the first time two days ago because I'm an overcooked turd and I hate my body
>my throat still hurts
Amethystfags are busy.
>>85569772
Ha gotcha. I'm a fucking dumbass though so I won't be asleep for a while yet
>>85569754
I want to, but all the butthurt over the ending of Bleach is so fun
>>85569440
How can this random NPC be exactly how I imagine Amethyst to act when not around Steven? It's not only because of the voice, it's the whole attitude.
>>85569440
Somebody show this to Zone.
>>85569794
Don't know what Bleach is but from what I can tell from a quick google search it's an anime. I won't be asleep for a while because I'm dumb pretty much
>>85569807
He already saw it, there was a link to this vid in one of his videos even. It's how I found it.
>>85569796
>Pearl I've been trying so hard to become a stronger Gem! Fighting and shit!
>>85569753
That interview is so great, that part about Deedee wanting to be a dentist
wait, what is this?
https://twitter.com/cartoonnetwork/status/766058206011490304
>>85569856
that's some fucked up shit I'll tell ya hwat
Uncanny valley anyone?
>>85569856
Some ad for a new SU video on their youtube tomorrow.
>>85569855
I'd forgotten about that part and had left the player on, it's a darn good moment.
They also did eventually fit "boodles" into the show (at the very last second of Sworn to the Sword, I think?).
>>85569856
SU IS GETTING BANISHED TO BOOMERANG
>>85569891
Yeah, it was really funny to hear them say that, immediately thought of Sworn to the Sword
>>85569836
>>85569796
That's exactly it, Amethyst seems to always be one word away from swearing most times. I'm pretty sure the character is initially written with that in mind then toned down later.
Do we even have clips of the other VAs swearing?
Estelle saying "Fuck"?
>>85569612
Amyfags and pearlfags used fight constantly in the days of old(pre lapis).
>>85569931
We have her talking about American cock
/r/ing more Zuke tweets for next thread.
>>85569953
link anon
>>85569856
>https://twitter.com/cartoonnetwork/status/766058206011490304
SU is in a new CN video game
>>85569982
https://youtu.be/v6rfv5Pb6R4?t=52s
sorryif this disappoints you, but it certainly made me hard as Garnet when I first heard it
>>85569931
I don't think we'll ever hear Deedee swearing, since her sons watch the show and she generally sticks to a family-friendly image.
She did rap in a recent song for The Party though.
>>85569982
Did you never hear American Boy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXkCXuDxV78
ROUND AND ROUND
>>85570008
I liked how they used an instrumental version of American Boy as the song Steven and Connie danced to when they first formed Stevonnie on the beach.
>>85569923
Wouldn't be surprising that's what they did for Adventure Time
>>85570001
5"7' guy is her type
>Why does Garnet get a hard on for midgets
>>85569794
It's 5am and I started cracking beers
Teenage me would be so devastated about ichiruki being BTFO
>>85570017
>It's actually pearl.
Someone animate this.
>>85569931
I couldn't find her saying "fuck", but I did find this very strange clip of her speaking about her concert where she says "drunk as hell".
https://youtu.be/lvipp3tQtW0?t=476
at 7:56
>>85570064
There's already this comedy gold video, I don't think anything I draw could compare.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nr_UYwaVNqE
>>85567071
But she isn't wrong that Lapis has PTSD and depression
But the fact she's being selfish and not trying to change herself means she's not entirely a victim
Like every character in this show, Lapis' character is nuanced
>>85569794
How did it end man?
>>85570044
Tiny hands
>>85570113
Ichagakun sann became the next hokage
>>85570147
wew lad what hack was aloud to write that?
>>85570113
>Ichigo kills Ywach
>Aizen is locked up again
>10 years time skip
>Orihime marries Ichigo
>Rukia and Renji have kids
>Rukia's daughter appears before Ichigo's son
>THE END
>>85570113
Do you know how Naruto ended? That, only with nothing resolved and the popular ship colossally shat on
>>85570159
Hidetaka Miyazaki and Tatsumi Kimishima
>>85570187
>>85570189
10/10
What level of Super Sayain was ichigo operating on to win? 7?naruto ended?
>>85570194
I was asking whot the writer was not asking what you ordered from your local Chinese store
tfw thread won't die
Did Cards against Humanity anon come back? Am I late again?
>>85567449
>theme is about moving on in SU constantly
>comic is Steven pulling a Pearl
>this thread just wont die
[geometrical screaming intensifies]
Make a new thread
it'll throw this one into page 10
>>85570295
your reply just bumped it up to 10
>>85568062
Damn she wears that bunny suit well, and I don't even like bunny suits all that much.
>>85567117
Lood!
>>85568162
Pearl has had the Lion's share of screen time and development, Amathyst next in line with her arc against Jasper, garnet has on the whole had the least amount of tin about her. We know how she was made, we know about Ruby and Sapphire's disgustingly cute and flirty relationship, and how sometimes that they have a rough patch every now and then, and that's it.
At least Garnet would have a very unique experience on the game rebellion being the first mixed gem fusion, that enough would be good for a flashback episode or something that relates to her.
>>85567128
It's these fucking pyramids! They're holding back and recycling our time! That's why everything feels so stale!
>>85567213
>>85567174
>Her weapon is created by her drawing water and metal into a mech suit around herself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTO3Up-Jol4
And there was much rejoicing.
>>85569115
The fake leaks are always from he same shitty angles.
>>85567714
What do we call a fusion of a Rose Quartz and a Jasper?
>>85569239
Assuming she's fine with how things are, have her be my life coach who can help me stay motivated and happy.
Second reminder: EST go the fuck to sleep, I'm about to, anyways
>>85570500
Fuck you, it's still 2 am over here.
>>85570516
Fuck you I'm going to sleep
I did say EST
so dead
>>85566668
That would mean humans and gems could fuse somehow?