Who would win in a drinking contest?

>>85546883
Flash could drink faster, but I'm sure his limits are below Cap's
Flash may cheat by going to the bathroom super fast if he needs to

>>85546883
Flash can probably do some bullshit like use speedforce to
>Stop the alcohol molecules from being absorbed/entering bloodstream/etc
>Vibrate fast enough to burn away the alcohol
>Increase his own metsbolism's speed/ enhance his own liver's productivity

>>85546883
Watch season 1 of the show, Flash can't get drunk not even with concentrated alcohol.

>>85547034
You guessed right. n°3 is automatic, he can also do n°2.

>>85546883
Steve isnt inmune to alcohol, he is just irish.
He can get drunk with enought alcohol.

>>85546883
Does Flash's speed allow him to metabolize alcohol faster? If so then Flash. If not then Cap because super soldier stamina would mean he could hold his liquor better.

Flash gets drunk but his metabolism burns through the alcohol. He's only drunk for seconds.
Steve's metabolism never gets him to drunk in the first place.

>>85547699
>Steve's metabolism never gets him to drunk in the first place.

Nope. He is resistent to toxins, he isnt inmune.

>>85547601

Super-Soldier serum makes his weewee not go peepee

>>85547699
>>85547896
Did Cap try that Asgardian Super-liquor in AoU? If anything could get him drunk, it would be that.

>>85548682
If anything, the super soldier serum makes his piss smell terrible and be really dark killed with toxins.

>>85548732
That would actually have been funny, we can't have that in a Joss Whedon movie!

>tfw small bladder
After one 12oz I'm running to the bathroom every 5 minutes for the next hour

>>85549673
Then drink fire water you dumbass

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>>85549673
bah god do I know this feel

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>>85549673
same