Justice League #3 Storytime

come on step it up

What is this? Why isn't anyone storytiming Batman #5?

>>85541607
Well that is a fucking awesome cover.

I have no fucking idea what is going on.

>>85541740
Lois so far spent most of rebirth crying.

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>>85541818
Evil spacemen come from space to kill everyone and people start serving them and SUPERMAN IS NEEDED and Lois whines and fuck me if this book is worth ink and paper.

>>85541822
She's a strong independent woman
She doesn't need you mansplanning how she spends her time

>>85541622
Odds of this NOT being entertaining?

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>>85541874
Way low. Odds of it selling like shit, on the other hand...

>>85541822
And whining.

>>85541874
Blue beetle has better odds of being entertaining than this Justice League run so far

>>85541806
That kid is adorable.

>>85541897
Hm. Someone played at Majora's Mask

>>85541595
Prepare for Justice League: Attack on Titan edition

>>85541822
Read today's Superman and say that again

>>85541607
what's Paquette up to now, it would be a crime for him to sit on his hands while waiting for Morrison to write WW E1 2.

>>85541822
It's kinda fucked up that Jurgens actually gave her something to do with investigating about Nu52 world and the intergang plot.

What the shit, Hitch?

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>>85541638
This shit took too long to get interesting

>>85541697
>Be careful, Flash!

fuck off, Hitch. fuck off with this pairing.

>>85541871
WHO, WHO
WHO WHO

I REALLY WANNA KNOW

>>85541897
>>85541917
Welp. That's a weird and unsatisfying way to end an issue...

>>85542556
>what's Paquette up to now
Doing covers mostly

>>85542836
Hitch still acts like he's doing "I'm doing it for the art!" JLA. This book is garbage.

>>85542754
They're cute as hell.

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> people actually buy this garbage

>>85541917
There was literally no build up to that end. Why did DC decide to put an artist as writer on their flagship title. Why is JL currently DCs worst title?

>>85541595
Does it take place before or after Red Dawn?
Most signs point that it's after, but i want confirmation

>>85543480
After, Simon mentioned Bleez in an earlier issue and there was an editors note saying to check out GLs, so I'm pretty safe to assume it takes place after

>>85541660
>tfw Wonder Woman panty shot
>tfw Rucka's rage approaching perpetual motion

hold up. The reaper actually look like The reapers from Mass Effect? Where the fuck is Shepard.

>>85543794
He wears cowl with pointy ears.

Justice League 003 (2016) (2 covers) (digital) (Minutemen-Thoth)
http://www70.zippyshare.com/v/BFCtxNiK/file.html

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Justice League - Rebirth 01 (2016) (2 covers) (digital) (Minutemen-Thoth)
http://www106.zippyshare.com/v/Eqg44ECw/file.html

Justice League 001 (2016) (2 covers) (digital) (Minutemen-Thoth)
http://www52.zippyshare.com/v/h1TXHARl/file.html

Justice League 002 (2016) (2 covers) (digital) (Minutemen-Thoth)
http://www69.zippyshare.com/v/rHl4Yxn2/file.html

Justice League 003 (2016) (2 covers) (digital) (Minutemen-Thoth)
http://www70.zippyshare.com/v/BFCtxNiK/file.html

>>85541607
>>85541755
Very much so. They need to put him back on interiors for something worthwhile.

>>85542516
I did and I said that Tomasi is the only one who write her good there.

>>85541740
>>85541756
I'm actually surprised there's no snarky comment - or any kind of comment by Bruce that this is taking too long, especially since this Bruce isn't aware of ANY of them having any kind of relationship like this in the past five years....

>>85541822
>>85541939
Not really true. You guys haven't been reading Action and Superman if you're going to trot this out.

>>85541949
Perhaps but that cover just looks creepy.

>>85541806
If it was Martha Kent's recipe, Bruce would have known to take it gratefully.

>>85542013
Yup

>>85543952
She has been crying about superman in AC tho.

>>85542836
Very much so. I'd rather they charge that extra dollar and add 8 more pages. If this was a tv show, it would feel like a lot of rapid cut and fast pacing.

>>85542863
It needs a tighter focus. But this is why I usually prefer to trade wait.

>>85541756
Lois is best wife.

>>85541660

>"I need to know who you are and what you want here. Tell me."
>So, I'm going to stab you with this lightning spear instead of using my truth-revealing lasso

kek

Why is Wonder Woman so dumb?

>>85541871
>I am Diana, Amazon warrior. Princess. Wonder...

What, no mention that you're also the literal God of War? Would have thought that'd rate higher.

>>85541917

>Hotter here than I can make it

I thought Superman's heat vision was hotter than the core temp of the Earth and is more like the core temp of the sun?

>>85541822
Speaking as someone who married a strong, independent womyn what don't need no man and had a kid with her, becoming a mom really does turn women into weepy sacks a lot of the time. Hormones are a Hell of a drug.

>>85544058
It is. He's also flown strait through the centre of various planets /stars and been fine.

Hell, he flew through an asteroid field of kryptonite (i.e. Krypton) and then through a red sun and was still able to punch out superman Prime.

I mean I don't normally get bothred by powerlevel sit but this is way off.

>>85544094
I don't know how many times I need to say it, but Lois and Clark says outright that his powers have been fritzing ever since they came to this universe, and are weaker than they used to be.

I am NOT a fan of how Lois is written here. If she's going to be one of those long-suffering moms who constantly worry and fret when the world needs saving, then you might as well fridge her now and get it over with.

>>85544133
She worries and frets, but she also accepts that it's necessary despite that, because the world needs Superman. Are you saying she shouldn't worry about her husband's life, knowing the sort of shit that he faces down on a regular basis? She's not stopping him from going. She worries like anybody should, but she's not going to stop him, and she says in the issue that he wouldn't be who he is if he stopped because she was worried.

>>85544121
And why the fuck is that? At this rate superdad is no stronger than dcau superman.

>>85544232
Probably something to do with him not being native to this reality. Didn't that happen before once, when he went to a different reality and said the sun there felt "greasier" and "oily"?

>>85542992
>buying anything by Hitch
>buying post-Flashpoint DC

>>85541855
Aquaman's part is the only good one in this book and look how much it gets

>>85541897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB_sZA2pJdc

>>85544437
Have you not read any Rebirth stuff? It's pretty good (with the exception of JL, which is trash)

>>85541822
The fuck are you talking about? No she hasn't.

>>85541887
>>85541897
So do we think it's just a coincidence that they look like Manhattan?

This and last issue were better than the first 2, still not great, but it's getting better slowly.

>>85542754
Come on that's a cool pairing

>>85545293
And people say /co/ isn't den of cuckoldry.

>>85541595
>2 Green Lanterns
>Martian Manhunter's still not on the team

I mean, I know he's a jobber, but come on.

>>85541740
What the fuck is she crying about? The Earth's core shouldn't even feel warm to Superman.

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>>85541917
>Superman is feeling uncomfortable in the core of the Earth when he's flown through stars
>his heat vision is less than 6,000 degrees Celsius
>forgetting that Nu52 Superman fought and defeated Wraith in the Earth's core

Jesus, what hack wrote this?

>>85541897
Green Lantern, Superman, Flash and Wonder Woman

Neat.

>>85546327

Nothing to do with n52 supes, though.

>>85546607
Isn't New 52 Supes supposed to be weaker than New Earth Supes?

>>85545367
How is that cuckoldry? Then are both single, dumbass

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>>85546748
Considering he was benching planets and he was said to be more powerful than the rest of the JL combined, I doubt that. All of Superdad's showings are decisively inferior, as well. He can't even get a handle on Doomsday, while Nu52 tore him in half.

>>85542754
doubt it will go anywhere yet
Flash is getting sweet brand new pussy in his main book

>>85546887
Yeah, I'm familiar with his FEATS. It'a just that I've read somewhere New 52 Superman is weaker, for some reason. I think it said because he's younger and not charged like older one.

>>85544024
Yeah its a bit odd.

>>85541705
>leaving 2814 into unsectored space
This just got interesting.

>>85541806
>want a cookie.
Justice league is good again

>>85541855
Oh interesting

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>>85547940
I don't think so. They certainly aren't portraing Superdad's power with the same amount of respect.

>>85541897
So emotional spectrum, magic and speedforce

The fucks the power of the stars

>>85541917
Well its improving i did not care about the threat at first but they became interesting towards the end.

>>85542754
Its not auctualy going to last there just sinking the baz/cruz ship so future writers dont pair them up.

>>85543764
The fuck were they expecting with that costume.

>>85544445
A shame.
I do like the gl parts to though.

>>85546094
Its funny if they had been willing to have 2 lanterns during nu52 we could have had Stewart as token black while johns got to have hal on the league and this whole cyborg shitshow could have been avoided

>>85541897
Can comic book artists stop being so fucking uncreative when making cosmic godlike beings? They always default to naked human made out of colorful space stuff.

>>85548820
Superman, The sun

>>85541822
Read today's Superman and STFU

This is boring.

>>85549305
That does not fit with the others very well.

>>85541897
>no cosmic giant for the Green/Red/Grey/Rot/etc
lame

>>85548820
>>85549305
Christ Anons, you saw Wonder Woman being swallowed up and being among stars a few pages earlier.

Who lives beyond the stars? Gods, Olympus.

>>85541595
Kinda uninteresting cover.

>>85541607
Awesome cover.

>>85541638
What in the fuck is that shit?

>>85541705
>The Kent Farm

... but they're not "the Kents" officially.

This book is just lazy. Bryan Hitch really doesn't even make an effort.

>>85541818
Neither does Hitch.

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>>85541821
>Superman can't handle lava

GOLDEN AGE Superman was IMMUNE to the stuff.

This is lazy fucking writing.

>>85551265
Ok yeah gods that works.

Thanks, OP.

bumping for others.

>>85553331

>>85545367
Jess has nobody and Flash is getting sweet speedster pussy on the side.

>>85551813
To be fair, that Superman brought his cape

>>85551563
What are you talking about? Clark moved into his parents old house so it's still Kent Farms. That's most likely the name of the company there farm worked under. Cuz they were farmers.

>>85541842
Why is this page so funny to me?
>I know maybe I can draw their attention and confuse them by replicating their signal!
>Swarmed!
>Curses!

>>85544042
If you read the current Wonder Woman, she currently found out that the unbreakable God of War helmet was in fact, breakable. So she thinks some stuff about her being a God is a lie and wants to figure it out.

>>85551813
God I love the Fleischer Superman cartoons. 75 years later and they still look fucking beautiful.

Okay so I haven't really been keeping up with DC. New52 superman died so which Superman is this one? The Superman before Flashpoint?

>>85561209
Yes. He was taken from that timeline/universe by Brainiac but after Convergence he, Lois and Jon came to the New-52 timeline/universe.

>>85547940
>>85548818
Pretty sure they mentioned in Superman, Action Comics, or maybe Lois and Clark (I forget which) Superdad saying that his powers aren't as great as they were pre-N52 for some reason. So I think that decidedly puts him below N52-Supes who didn't have any apparent power debuffs with it being his universe.

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>>85541897
>Odds of it selling like shit on the other hand
Being a Beetlebro is hell