What would it look like if Steven and Greg fused?

>>85530334
You just posted it.

>>85530334
>Implyong Steven isn't genetically identical to Greg
Rose ain't got no DNA.

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Let's hope this never happens, seriously.

>>85530334
jack black

With all the very overt paralells to sex, let's hope father-son fusion is never a thing.

>>85532149
agreed, fusion is metaphor for ex and steven fusing with greg will be wrong on so many levels. if it does happen, >>85530368
>>85530409
have the most likely answer

Steven's fro fills in Greg's bald spot, and still has Greg's hair falling back.
Maybe not a beard, but stubble?

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>>85532972

>>85532234
But it's not a metaphor for sex ALL the time, so it could easily be played off as them just being really close

>>85530368
>Implying the fusion result wouldn't still somehow be female

>>85532234
fusion is not sex you cunt

>>85532994
I want an episode with that and Pearl.

'Mr. Universe'

Like young Greg but giant (a bit taller than Garnet) and his long hair is in black curls somewhat like Roses. His clothes are a rockstar/evel knievel red leather jumpsuit with black trim, and a massive yellow star centered around his midriff (its lower arms curling down his legs almost to his knees). It lets his gem glow through from the middle, which lights up the entire star in a slow pulse.

He summons his weapon in two stages - initially he summons what seems to be just Stevens shield. BUT! then he shrinks it down to the size of a guitar pick, and pulls a magical Power Of Rock Guitar directly from his gem. He attacks with it by shredding on it, which just wrecks everything around him with sonic blasts.

Who should voice Mr. Multiverse?

>>85533657

Jack Black, obviously

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>>85530334
>[in Huttese] If every porkchop was perfect, we wouldn't have hot dogs.

>>85533657
>>85533890
What if the fusion of Steven and Greg is the solution to the Diamond's Corruption song?

>>85535633
The solution to the corruption... Is the power....


OF ROCK! DEEWWWWWDODALADOOOO

>>85530334
fat

>>85532994
It better be voiced by Jack Black

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>>85532972
>>85532994

>>85532234
fusion == relationships.
pretty sure gems can have sex if they want.

>>85532994
>he had sex with his father

ABORT

How the fuck is anyone saying fusion is a parallel to sex? Have you even been watching the show? Garnet is not fucking Pearl and Steven is not fucking Amethyst and Jasper is not fucking wild dogs


Stop this nonsense

>>85536281

Really it's more of a metaphor to describe affectionate relationships.

>Greg has been fusionblocked by Pearl and taught that he will never be able to fuse and as such will never know the deep and powerful connection gems feel
>Steven is the first human-gem hybrid and the only gem who can fuse with humans

Yeah, there's no way he won't fuse with Greg at some point. It won't be an ongoing one like Stevonnie, but they'd have to be crazy not to do it at least once.

>>85536407
Probably after a disagreement Greg and Steven will get into a tight situation and fuse and get a better understanding of each other

>>85536281
Pearl makes it seem like it's a sex thing while Garnet's more into the culture of relationship bonding without sexual connotations, while Jasper treats it as some form of taboo intergem relations.

>>85530409
>Rose ain't got no DNA
I assumed Steven got curly hair from Rose

>>85536281
Well the fact that the first fusion dance we see involves Amythest jumping into Garnet's spread legs didn't help things. It was the first big theory when all this started and it just stuck

>>85533145
>>85536087
>amythest_diving_into_garnets_vag.webm

>>85536281
I thought that at first. Then I realized they couldn't imply that. Besides, it's as Garnet says: it's basically a relationship. It's effectively a relationship, bond, or friendship made manifest. Sexuality isn't always present, as evidenced by Steven and Amethyst. I wonder if Rainbow Quartz will make a comeback, or if Steven + Pearl could be a new fusion?

>>85536540
Dancing's one hell of a foreplay.

Fusion has really lost it's allure. Now characters can barely stand next to each other without them fusing by accident

>>85530334

I'm hoping its just turns into Rule #63 Greg

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>>85536281
You're right

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>>85536716
No subtext here

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>>85536730
No diving into crotches or anything

>>85530368
I'd be so down for the result just being Greg in prime physical condition with magic powers

While Fusion is a metaphor for relationships, many relationships have a sexual element to them.

This is most evident with anything Pearl or Garnet related. Steven/Connie, Steven/Amy, and oddly enough Ruby/Sapphire have no sexual element to any of their fusions.

Ruby and Sapphire are really into threesomes I guess

>>85532994
Mr.Multiverse or just Mr. Universe?

>>85536716
>>85536730
>>85536754
This shit's exactly why the existence of Stevonnie weirded me out.

Anyone have a comic of Connie's mom finding out about that Connie's been "fusing" with Steven?

>>85536138
It's ok, he's really his mom.
Sorta.
We think.

>>85536281
Its just a thing that stuck, when the show first started.

Sure we know that it's just a way to show how close the relationship between two characters are, but i'll be damned if it didn't seem like a sex thing back starting out.

>>85536931
Sounds like something you'd make an Aristocrats joke about.

>A man walks into the agent's office with his wife and son to audition a new act
>It ends in a threesome

>>85530409
She has a gem, and that gem is part Steven. There could be a 100% human kid hiding in there somewhere that would see the world with his own eyes for the first time if he were ever separated from Rose Quarts though.

>>85535691
>Homeworld invades Earth, this happens https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYcg6LWad4c

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>>85536281
It's a personal relationship. Most of the time it manifested itself in something akin to sexual, with Garnet being the subject matter expert and most if not all of her fusions being provocative in nature. But that's just her, Steven is capable of having a relationship that isn't physical, but that may be simply because he is so young.

>>85536716
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>>85536754
You know fusion being a metaphor for JUST SEX AND ONLY SEX AND NOTHING ELSE EVER kind of makes them trying to teach Steven to fuse kind of fucked up.

>>85536519
He could have gotten traits from Greg's parents that skipped a generation.

>>85536281
Yeah at this point, i think fusion it's a metaphor for different relationships, love, friendship, power, etc.. So maybe they could do family with Greg and Steven. Jack Black could be cool or Jess Harnell

>>85533303
i like that idea.

>>85537435
I wanna see someone try and fuse with some Gem Shards to be honest. Once Steven realizes Shattering doesn't really kill a gem so much as fracture their mind into a billion pieces I feel like he might try that to heal them

don't you people have a containment thread

>>85537486
Does each shard has like his own personality and mind?

>>85532234
>fusion is a metaphor for sex
So Steven and Amethyst had metaphorical sad crying sex because they both suck?

>>85537512
No, It's More Of A Fragmented Animal Mind Trying To Find It Other Pieces.

>>85537486
Unless he can get every shard and lick it back together the best he can probably do is just stasis them so they can be at some sort of peace like the cluster.
>>85537512
I'd think it'd probably be more akin to fragments of a wholes mind. So it'd be like a person missing large gaps of their memory and cognitive faculties and the constant desire to become whole.

>>85537558
Then again just to show off to their friends/family.

>>85537565
So if someone fuse with shards you become so fucked up beast that can't do anything?

>>85537558
You never had sex with the ugly girl of the class because you were also a loser?

>>85537619
I'm living proof that beggars CAN be choosers

>>85537662
You rejected her or she rejected you?

>>85537714
Rejected her.

>>85536519
Her contributions can be sustained by her gem being there, so DNA isn't necessary. You can see some of Steven's gem wiring when he is interrupting the force fields on the hand ship.

>>85537737
Eh, mine wasen't really bad for my surprise under her clothes there was a realy nice body, perky breast, great ass and hips. Today she looks really good maybe she just needed a little make up

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>>85537435
>Jack Black
Could be interesting. I feel like Steven's fusions are based on how he feels about someone. With Connie they became an Indian goddess vaguely reminiscent of Opal, because Giant Woman is apparently his standard for beauty and to him Connie is amazing, competent, and beautiful. (and more mature than him, despite similar ages) With Amethyst, who is like a fun loving sibling of similar age, Smokey Quartz. While Jack Black would be pretty good, I'd love to see Steven and Greg fuse and have it be like just...ultimate rocker god. Like no matter the car wash, or living in his van, to Steven his dad has always been the embodiment of cool.

Oh, shit. Just imagine...just imagine...YD attempts an incomplete Song of Corruption, but without the PD shard Steven's bubble just pops when it hits. Crystal Gems are falling to the ground in pain, resonance building higher and higher. And then, despite how unsettling he finds all this magic stuff, Greg comes puffing up the hill carrying his guitar and an amp. "Dad, no, go back!" "You think I'm afraid of a song duel? I can help. WE can do this." And then fusion and pic related with a dark haired Rocker God holding a wailing axe and strumming it with a glowing rose guitar pic.

>>85533476
>>85535633
>>85535691
>>85537019
I should have read the thread before posting:
>>85537845

But let me say: You. I like you guys.

>>85537845
>Tfw the song is a tamer version of Master Exploder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80DtQD5BQ_A

>>85537845
It'd be interesting if, in battle, Steven constantly fuses and unfuses with particular people to take advantage of certain powers. Like some kind of battle slut generating fusion combos.

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>>85532994
>>85535748

>>85538105
Hell yeah. Awesome game.

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>>85537973
I'm imagining more this with the head Diamond.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8-LH_VUROk

>>85530409
Rose probably kept DNA from all her past lovers stored in her gem body and face the best genes to Steven while still making him look like greg and keep Greg's music hability

>>85533024
Well when it's not a metaphor for sex it's a metaphor for rape.
Not sure which one is worse tho

>>85536281
Ruby and Sapphire were flirting as foreplay to being fused. There are obvious sexual connotations although it's not a perfect parallel.

>>85536930
Wait is Connie still a virgin? What is going o. Down there? Did stevonnie pop that cherry?

>>85537973
>>85538946
You bitches don't know shit about corruption songs. Listen and learn:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQNLC9obW1w&list=PLIAdFlUveZWPSDQVOK0Sv_cG4I0-wWv_X&index=31

Alternatively...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1gVwUDz0Ts

>>85539146
Hymens can pop without sexual or penetrative encounters.

>>85539740
Connie is 12.

>>85540989
And a tennis player.
It's gone, anon.

>>85530334
Jack Black with long, curly hair

>>85532234

Fusion is the greatest form of intimacy between gems, that's why it can be used as a stand-in for sex in some story situations.
That doesn't make it metaphorical sex.

>>85530334
Wrong.

>>85536602
>I wonder if Rainbow Quartz will make a comeback, or if Steven + Pearl could be a new fusion?


If she does she won't look or act like she did when it was Rose because Steven is his own person.

> people continue to confuse love for sex

I blame Hollywood.

>>85542541
People on 4chan of all places learned to socialize through shitty fandom containment threads what did you expect?

>>85542541
If love and sex are separate them why is cheating such a big deal?

His weapon needs to be a double necked guitar

>>85530334
>What would it look like if Steven and Greg fused?

Alabama?

>>85542643
I hope you are baiting.

It's because cheating is seen as breaking the relationship, where you agree to limit your partners. This is good for reproductive, physical health and mental health reasons.

They won't. Even if they started to fuse Greg would be too disturbed. Not because fusion = sex, but because he's freaked out by all things magic and probably would consider it a breach of father-son boundaries, sex or not.

>>85544329
But if you love something shouldn't you let it be free?
Chaining each other down because of is kinda selfish, not loving.

>>85544505
not him
i'm sorry, i don't trust people either anon, i hope we both find someone who cares for us enough to want us to themselves

>>85539228
>tfw stuck on The Final Song

>>85532972
>>85532994
Jesus Christ, how horrifying.

Although, come on - you know their instruments would fuse into a double neck guitar, too.

I think the reason we haven't seen Steven fuse with Garnet or Pearl would be the same reason he wouldn't fuse with Greg.

Fusion is very clearly an allegory for relationships, sexual or not, it focuses on equal relationships (or else it comes out fucked up, like Malachite or Japster's corrupted fusion). Steven has a strong paternal relationship with Greg (maternal to Garnet and Pearl). They're authority figures to him, unlike Connie and Amethyst who are his equals.

I think Steven fusing with characters that have authority over him would muddy the message of fusions to much. The way his character is going, we'll probably see him fusing with the other Gems this season. Maybe when he's matured even more, further down the show line, and is on equal standing with Greg (more friends than father and son) they'll fuse.

I guess that's what you call a 'head canon'.