Can /co/ write a good Spongebob episode?

>>85481705
Sure.

It starts with Spongebob lying in bed inside his house

>>85481773
A trembling meow comes from his pet, Gary the snail

>>85483100
Gary has come down with a horrible disease

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>>85481705
Plot involves spongebob and patrick finding a dead body buried in squidwards backyard, and carry it around as a new bestfriend. Its later discoverd that its squidwards gay lover, that he inadvertidally killed while he cummed in his throat and gagged him to death. The episode ends with squidward about to make love with his rotting lover, while spongebob and patrick watch.

>>85483202
Spongebob panics, and immediately rushes Gary to the vet.

>>85483295
The vet says that Garry has snails disease.

It's a patrick episode it's him for 10 minutes just doing nothing. Spongebob comes over and invites him jellyfishing. Patrick is having flashbacks while spongebob is jellyfishing having fun they separated to cover more ground. Patrick has flashbacks of vietcong. He screams for help and starts crying. A song starts playing it's Alice in chains rooster or similar to it since it's expensive to liscense. Spongebob comes back and tells him it's going to be ok it's enough they both walk unto the sunset rooster outro plays.

>>85483707
>THERES CHARLIES EVERYWHERE SPONGEBOB, I CANT SHAKE EM OFF
>DUCK AND COVER
>TFW 3AM krabby paties are patricks way of reliving the few happy times in the war, when theyd have snacks during all night runs on look out

>>85483788
>WE WERE JUST KIDS MAN! WE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!
>PATRICK, PATRICK HELP ME
>MY LEG!
>WHO SAID THAT!
>no patrick it's ok I can taste the krabby patty. It taste delicious.

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Six-pack rings fall onto Spongebob's house as a ring went over his house and shrunk itself to hold onto it. As a truck was driving in their block it caught onto the rings as his house was being moved from the truck, so Spongebob's house is being flailed around chaotically as he tries to find a way to stop the truck and get the rings off the pineapple.

>>85481705
Spongebob buy iPad

>>85483537
"The only cure is cum," the vet, voiced by Jason Biggs, says, unzipping his comically oversized pants (the joke is a physical gag, he can clearly just step out of this pants they're so big)

>>85484458
"Dont worry spongebob, cum is alot like snail slime. Gary wont notice a thing"

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>>85481705
Due to a old mapping error, the Krusty Krab is discovered to be located on Plankton's property. Thus Plankton is considered to be the landlord of the Krusty Krab. Plankton begins raising the rent to an exorbitant amount to price out Mr. Krabs and offers Mr. Krabs a buyout option in exchange for the Krabby Patty formula.

Spongebob must figure out how to sell more Krabby Patties to afford the rent and avoid eviction by the end of the month or risk having Mr. Krabs being forced to exchange the formula for the right to the property.

Patrick's instaclam followers are spreading hurtful comments on the internet. With the help of a monthly donation service, Spongebob starts a weekly codcast advocating fat positivity online. The episode ends with, after many emotionally relatable moments and western animated tears, patrick and spongebob finding a safe space head space where we can be healthy at any size.

>2016

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>>85484909
This actually sounds pretty good.

>>85484909
Not gonna lie I'd be interested in watching this one.

>>85484909
>turns out Karen or whatever plankton wife's name is rigged the map to make it look that way and Krabs was too cheap to find out legitimately. Spongebob found out and kicked out plankton by taking his map making it into a paper airplane and tossing him back to his chum bucket.

You hear Squidward whispering a date voer and over, there are flashes of hyperrealistic dead bodies, and the worst part is, if you pause the frame, the bodies are of you

>>85485841
Well thats fucking creepy.

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>>85481705
Wokay! Did I SpongeBob good?

>>85484458
We've got ourselves comedy-platinum right here.

>>85481705
None of the businesses in Bikini bottom are getting business because of it's old worn out roads. The city builds a highway so to stop all of the new frequent traffic jams. They build it right around Spongbob and Squidwards and houses over night.

They can't get to work and Krabs has to hold down all the customers without them.

Spongebob tries to get past the constant speeding traffic encircling his house while Squidward pretends to care and Mr Krabs keeps screaming for help over the phone.


Plankton tries to take advantage and steal the formula as Mr Krabs slowly degenerates from all of the work.

>>85481705
/co/ can't write a good post

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Imagine my disappointment when I found out that this episode wasn't real.

>>85487812
I was even more shocked when they changed the name of Episode 61a to Fear of a Krabby Patty.

THE GRINDER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLTj3cugwjE

>>85484458
>>85484875
Where's the continuation?

>>85487338
They already did a highway-building episode, actually

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>>85487812