Vocaroo Thread

>>85474409
Bump for anon

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quick, do your best character impression!

>>85474409
BONER SOUP!

>>85474409
Suck my Balls with big mac sauce

>>85474921
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03dVQRGluCv

>>85474834
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wViPGB588M
I got more. Of course I can't think of any, now I'm on the spot

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Tell us who the best Waifu is, Pic related.

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Do Kermit the frog as Proffesor X

>>85475152
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TVhF97EloR

Western Animation was a mistake.

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mQXk8l3TLe

What do you guys think?

I just want some on model non-homo porn of my waifu, is that really too much to ask?

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>>85474409
Dramatic read of this,

>>85475256
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mQXk8l3TLe
Damn, bro. I don't play it, but that sure as hell seems like a spot on impression.

>>85475152

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1X3PLycZj2A

>>85475256
The Sniper from TF2 Talking about Traps, wow this is the best thing ive ever heard.

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>>85475310
>>85475225
So dank

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Anyone have a decent Salarian Impression?

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I did a vocaroo for a gearbox thread over at /v/, but it got deleted before I could upload it.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eRHoFHLCP6

>>85475374

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MwIMYJTWkD

>>85475410

God damn you are so on point

Fucking Borderlands dialogue. Just tell me what to do. Stop fucking quipping.

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AfJ1ZpAUmt

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JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNN

>>85475410
Do more, I guess it has to be /CO/ themed but do more.

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>>85474409
So I did a reading of my favorite bit from an old thread a long time ago. Regarding a...lost piece of Mr.Krabs' history....

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1735W06tFl6

>>85475838
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1735W06tFl6
Fuck you man, I felt those ww2 feels.

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>>85475620

Can someone do Doctor Manhattan's Mars Monologue in a funny voice?

>>85475306
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zQKD6qbzGn

>>85475256
holy fuck perfect

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>>85476075
thanks brendaniel clone number 5

DED TREAD

>>85476642
to be honest, anons barely ever post here. i mean only a few do, but these threads are always dead either way.
and i don't really feel like sharing my horrible voice

>>85476066
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DuQxgUgrUK

It's pretty long, so I just did the ending.

>>85476792
SOMEONE REQUEST SOMETHING I'LL DO IT

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>>85476793
10/10 thats All I needed.

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>>85476848
I feel like fucking around with my mic right now.
a song is fine too

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>>85476848
this

>>85475256
Haha pretty solid dude

>>85476987

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lHPJBtu9nT

>>85476075
Fuck that's pretty good. I was hoping this would get a dramatic read one day.

>>85476949
Everybody knows shit’s fucked
I don’t give a good goddamn
Your Uncle Sam is a motherfucker
I don’t wanna see him again
Have to pretend
Count to ten
You blew up your towers to justify a war
I don’t really care what your arms are for
More money on defence fuck hospitals
FUCK HUMAN BEINGS FUCK HUMANITY
FUCK HUMAN BEINGS FUCK HUMANITY

>>85477128
it was done before, by discount Kevin Conroy

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Can we get a reading of this dank comic?

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>>85477066
that was great.
maybe you should try this one too

http://vocaroo.com/i/s19wUcCI6QKZ

>>85475468
Now do the ME1 Hold the Line Speach!
"You all know the mission, and what is at stake. I have come to trust each of you with my life - but I have also heard murmurs of discontent. I share your concerns. We are trained for espionage. We would be legends, but the records are sealed. Glory in battle is not our way. Think of our heroes: the Silent Step, who defeated a nation with a single shot. Or the Ever Alert, who kept armies at bay with hidden facts. These giants do not seem to give us solace here, but they are not all that we are. Before the network, there was the fleet. Before diplomacy, there were soldiers! Our influence stopped the rachni, but before that we held the line! Our influence stopped the krogan, but before that, we held the line! Our influence will stop Saren. In the battle today, we will hold the line!

>>85477222
Now do that voice and then record yourself reading some weird shit from Draw Threads.

>>85477218

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1L4JZi0cvwu

>>85477329
10/10 would hire

vocaroo thread? oh boy!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SDQnxt2o8B
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HKKMiQ9i8a
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1laZUC6qSvh

and a more serious one.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nLEFutexxI

>>85477329
Amazing

>>85477155
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oQFfFuydDE

>>85477487
Is there a /co/-related version of this image?

>>85476630
Thaaaank.. you...?

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Can we get this one out of the way?

>>85477763
no offence.
i do like it.

>>85477819
I don't even know what you're referencing, desu. But I'm glad you liked it!

Yeah. All right, you primitive screwheads, listen up. See this? This...is my meme! It's a twelve gauge double barreled thread destroyer, Meme-Mart's top-of-the-line. You can find this in the Meming goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop Smart. Shop Meme-Mart. YA GOT THAT!?

>>85477215
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BgyrBheqZy

>>85475306
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XjZ7pCaQH4

>>85477912
you don't know who brendaniel is?
and i thought everyone on 4chan knew that guy.

>>85477925
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bkEbJUIPUi

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>>85474834
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yLJvxBaQNj

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>>85477998
YES!

>>85478117
19/10

bravo anon.

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>>85478083
ARMY OF DARKNESS MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER, THANK YOU

>>85477487

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ixz4tN0Kch

What do you think

>>85474834
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qbTyxNatgk

>>85478175
>tfw I wasn't a huge fan of evil dead 2, went into army of darkness with super low expectations, and fucking loved it

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>>85478262
forgot pic

>>85478249
10/10 Fucking loved that shit

>>85478262
Evil Dead 2 is my favorite movie of all time so I love the whole series but yeah Army of D is definitely the most fun.

>>85478417
I'm not a huge horror guy, and the 'groovy' scene and the laughing scene felt super out of place.

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>>85477925
Not /co/ related, but this post made me think of this. Anyone want to do this /tg/ meme?
>That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Bastard Sword" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

>I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.

>Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.

>Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.

>Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.

>So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Katanas:

>(One-Handed Exotic Weapon)
>1d12 Damage
>19-20 x4 Crit
>+2 to hit and damage
>Counts as Masterwork

>(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon)
>2d10 Damage
>17-20 x4 Crit
>+5 to hit and damage
>Counts as Masterwork

>Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Katanas in real life, don't you think?

>tl;dr = Katanas need to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block.

>>85478453
Those are my favorite Scenes! I guess maybe I love the 80s campyness of the film. For its time the horror was pretty spooky so i guess if your not big on horror I understand. I definitely agree that the sequel does a better job mixing Campy Humor and Horror.

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>>85478544
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XGgnfZWQDv

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>>85478728
MFW Faggots don't know Europeans are superior than everyone else at war.

>>85478837
europeans and africans were the masters of war, yeah.

the only reason katanas took so long to make and got folded so damn much was that japanese iron is fucking garbage. compare a longsword to a katana and literally the only advantage the katana has is that it's lighter, making it more maneuverable.

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>>85478117
Another one
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1s4rjtmkpmY

>>85478950
Is that Spyro the dragon?

>>85477998
that's awesome! you're awesome!

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>>85478544
friend of mine linked a superior pasta of this to me.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iDeBYZdhdn

>>85479073
the flame demons from conker's bad fur day

>>85479125
Is this warhammer or Australian fallout?

>>85479213
is there a difference?

Someone read the Gettysburg address

>tfw your voice is monotone as fuck

>>85475306
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bPPIJPRBNN

>>85479295
TFW you tried recording shit but your Mic is pretty fucking bad so it doesnt pick anything up. Monotone can be funny though. Just read something that is meant to be passionate.

An anti-semite is drinking in a bar. He notices a Jew sitting at a table nearby and doesn't like it. "Bartender!" he says, nodding at the Jew, "A round of the good stuff for everyone except him!" Everyone happily receives a glass of premium scotch. The anti-semite looks over at the Jew with a smug grin. The Jew smiles back. The anti-semite loses his satisfied expression. "Bartender! Give everyone a drink of your finest, plus an appetizer!" He looks directly at the Jew and adds, "Everyone except the Jew." The Jewish man looks at the anti-semite, and smiles again. Furious, the anti-semite says, "Is that Jew just stupid or pretending to be?" "Oh no, sir, he's the owner."

>>85479265

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tQguqVnZ4i

YouAskedForIt.jpg

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>>85479468
Fucking Dank

>>85479326
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bPPIJPRBNN
thanks frank
maybe i use this audio to make a brad neely style video

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>>85480032

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>>85480048
MFW they canceled that show, he hasn't made an online skit in ages and his new show is shitty.

>>85480166
well, i'ma start working on that vid

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>>85475256

>>85474834
ill give it a go in a moment

>>85474409
Reaction when I saw that there were no military scenes in the Transformers 4 teaser

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IyWdQalRBW

>>85474834
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HrOS9e7y7r
an attempt was made, dont know what character to do so i just did peridot

anyone got a idea of which i should try next?