Adventure Time

>>85429261
because the writers didn't flat out pander to the ship until fairly recently

>>85429784
DID they actually make them a thing, either past or present tense? Olson's con-talk and tweet was the last I remember hearing about it

>>85429801
>Adventure Time
>doing anything that calls for even the tiniest of balls

Lesbians are supposed to be the safe choice and yet it still won't be allowed. Not like isn't 200% cancer, it already is even at this hinting/teasing stage.

>>85430007
Can a lump of sentient bubblegum even BE gay?

>>85429801
I legitimately think that shippers that affect the natural development of a cartoon need to be lined up and shot.

They bring absolutely NOTHING to a fandom outside of completely retarded arguing and forcing their ideas on people who don't care like a fucking overzealous missionary.

>>85430064
That doesn't answer the question, though I do agree.

>>85430055
Apparently. I liked it better when she was asexual and totally uninterested in all suitors. Her flirting with Finn early in the show was all part of the long con.

>>85430064
I'm still upset we never got Finn and Marceline bonding because they just HAD to cater to those fucking shippers.

>>85430316
Finn can't really bond with anybody other than Jake. It's not allowed. Marcy knows a lot about humans -- she had the potential to be too close of a friend to him. Also she could have educated him and prevented all his mistakes with women, a key plot point. Too easy.

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>>85430428
>Finn can't really bond with anybody other than Jake. It's not allowed.
Now that's not true. He bonds with other people. I mean, there was FP and young PB before those two tanked, and Finn understands Simon/the Ice King better now?

Fuck, that better not be the reason they hardly hang out anymore. Suddenly it's like they never did and PB/Marcy are inseparable.

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>Jake is almost 40
*death rattle intensifies*