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Conspiracy edition

Previous Thread: >>85384755

>Kindergarten Kid
https://mega.nz/#F!V9BmTTKD!wmKIN7dWkWCwwREiBag-2g

>Bubbled
https://mega.nz/#F!BZplSCYR!IC0F_nZDnVXAHWZhHxYREQ

>Back to the Moon
https://mega.nz/#F!jdpC2BxJ!jw9RHvcbzNshNYz2YvNB3w

>Beta and Earthlings
https://mega.nz/#F!CMpGTb5Z!ofLW2j0qZhJT5ImHHeFDLw

>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html

[LINKS TO SPOILERS BEGIN HERE]

>2-min clips and screenshots from CN's server
http://kametsu.com/topic/54797-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>LEAK BOT
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html

>Steven's Summer Adventure running every weeknight for 4 weeks starting from July 18
https://wwwyoutube.com/watch?v=9O9mnVtBaxE
https://wwwyoutube.com/watch?v=kqwW5TIYiME

>SDCC Steven Universe Panel
https://mega.nz/#!YYhkEaZZ!-mydwVkQAbQyx0CsH7yp34pG6MquXMPkNbkFbPuXzlU
>SDCC Lauren Zuke's SU Zine
https://mega.nz/#!eJ9EnSwT!8OUGwk3JOpCcrG7umF4xw3g9MKq4kp873LQvo3lxDQ8

>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA

>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw

>Listen to the soundtrack


http://soundcloud.com/aivisura

>Crewniverse Tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/

>Ronaldo's Blog
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com

>Peridot's Twitter
https://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG

>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T

>Archived threads
http://desuarchive.org/co/search/subject/sug/
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first for ruby appreciation
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It's a secret to everyone.
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First for can I have that picture of corrupted Jasper where her horns are edited to look like eyes?

It usually had that MY BRAND text next to it.

Please.
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>>85388291
rubis
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First for smoky quartz
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Oh no! Jasper left her pearl all by herself!

What do you do /sug/?
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>>85388303
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>>85388303
Wow, Peridot's really mastered the art of the Dreamworks Face.
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>>85388291
Navy is best rubie
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>>85388308
Dermatologists hate her!
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>>85387744
My friend met the first person he talked to on Tinder. They've been living together for a few months. I expect them to marry and have babies.
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Hooray for Lapis!
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Reposting this request from last thread. Anyone else have requests? I may do one more today.
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>>85388271
requesting for this but with amy and ruby
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>>85388324
>Let me show you how we fuse on earth, little lady "gropes breast".
Im gonna enjoy my new toy.
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LET HER BE HAPPY
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>>85388359
fucking forgot the pic
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PINK DIAMOND WAS AN INSIDE JOB
ROSE QUARTZ CAN'T SHATTER DIAMONDS
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/FREAK/ SQUAD ASSEMBLE
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>>85388351
Can you do Jasper with a CG outfit?
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So, the ordering would be:
Kars = White
Wham = Yellow
AC/DC = Blue
Santana = Rose
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>>85388335
That's Doc you rube.
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>renaldo, you lewd fuck, this is embarrassing
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I GET KNOCKED DOWN
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>>85388333
Onion is concerned about getting trips after dubs.

>>85388324
Read Marx and Bakunin with her so we can start a glorious revolution to free the Gems from their chains!
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>Finally back to a weekly scehdule next week
>yfw we have two Connie episodes and Townie episode coming up for the next three weeks
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>>85388398
HOLLA
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>>85388351
I'll give ya this one more time but:

Sapphire sending down a giant meteor like ice ball onto a gem monster or a taller gem?
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>>85388371
>You cucked me. There's only one way to regain my honor.

>*rapes you in front of her pearl harem*
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>you'll never have Classic Family Sitcom Pearl for a mom
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Someone post the gif where steven tells peridot to live in misery please
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>>85388371
>Let me show you how we fuse on earth, little lady "gropes breast".

You then precede to have her eat a bowl of eggs?
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>>85388425
JUST
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>>85388335
Eyeball would be so mad.
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>>85388351
Peridot eating a box of donuts
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>>85388335
That's Doc. Navy has a navel gem.
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>>85388398
/FREAK/S COME OUT AT NIGHT
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All these Jasper pearls are making my dick hard
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>>85388348
Hooray!
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>>85388414
Am I the only one who's not bothered at all by this?

These last episodes have been so intense the townie episodes are the only remaining thing of the show that retains the innocence from the first season.
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Alright faggots, this is happening. We are doing a /sug/ Sings. Set to "We are the Crystal Gems v2"

We'll be collecting lines for a few more nights so don't piss yourself if you cannot do a recording in the next 7 minutes. Below are some instructions.

>How do I record?
If you have a native recording program that is preferred but most of you are just going to have to settle on Vocaroo.com

Remember I need just the lyrics. Don't record the music or else the echo reverbs will summon Slaanesh.

>What are the lyrics?
You should know this by now. However use this link for timing purposes. Remember this is the SECOND theme not the first. It is much faster so don't draw out the words trying to "sing". Getting the words out in time is the most important factor. Half the unusable tracks are simply too slow to fix.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSaoXwQzHnY

>What if I can't sing?
Talk with conviction. We don't need you to be stellar, just present. With enough voices your mediocrity will be drown out to lukewarm Mr. Pip level of adequacy.

>Solo example if you want just one voice to follow
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SBu4ekLc6c

>Current living demo (10 anons)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0psIoirlxF0

I am aware I fucked the embed link up
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>>85388409
jane is so cute
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https://youtu.be/XeSudX5R5wQ
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>>85388449

so do the /m/en!
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>>85388398
IT'S A GIRL
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>>85388414
Connie episodes are good now. They usually involve Pearl or Stevonnie
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>>85388291
Just realised how much I want Garnet to lead the Rubies at least for an episode.
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Clockwise starting at top left
Khorne: God of Hate, Rage, Blood, War, Battle, Strength, Wrath, Fighting and Killing, and Honor
Tzeentch: God of Change, Lies, Hope, Ambition, Manipulation, Scheming and Sorcery, Planning, Knowledge
Slaanesh: God of Decadence, Excess, Pain, Pleasure, Perfection, Aesthetics and Self Indulgence
Nurgle: God of Decay, Despair, Acceptance, Destruction, Disease, Tolerance, Compassion, and Empathy
which gem would worship which god?
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>>85388451
Artist?
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Got banned for posting /lewd/ pictures... only one thing to do now
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TOMORROW

THE TWO WORST FUSIONS FINALLY COME FACE TO FACE
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What horrible fusion is this?
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>>85388451
how do we even know jasper has a pearl?
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>>85388479
performance artist
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>>85388414
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>>85388456
here you go sing anon, hope it works okay https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B4cBHcZ4u5WyYzZMakc5cHJ4c0U
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>>85388419
>YES, DOMINANTE ME YOU SEXY BEAST
Im a dom and a sub
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>>85388451
>They both look so happy
Stop making me sad for a woman who's first impression was headbutting lil kids and taking lesbians
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>>85388485
TWO WILL ENTER

FOUR WILL LEAVE
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>>85388414
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>>85388462
>collects burgers and not donuts
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>>85388271

Which character is more likely to shit himself? i l ike to think that Ronaldo and Steven are more likely to fill their pants with shit. And from the women Saddie and Amethyst totally would.

Amethyst might even shit herself because it feels great! She loves the pudding on her pants.
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PEARL wants to be PUNISHED by the HULKING BRUTE that is JASPER
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>>85388425
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>>85388485
I don't see Stevonnie there, anon
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>>85388351

Draw your favorite character doing your favorite meme.
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WHAT DOES IT MEAN
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>>85388485
>worst
those arent Rainbow Quartz and Malachite tho
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>>85388490
We don't, but that's not stopping artists from drying these semon demons.
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>>85388489
Peridot Super Ultimate level
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>>85388485
>implying they arent best fusions
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>>85388489
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>>85388476
They would all worship Tzeentch because they are euphoric aliens.
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>>85388512
>Which character is more likely to shit himself?
You are, you asshole.
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>>85388476
Khorne just sounds like one edgy motherfucker. Is that where the band Korn got their name?
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>>85388504
>feeling sad for Jasper

that's a Jasper Point for you
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>>85388411

I GET UP AGAIN
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>>85388490
she doesn't, homeworld pearls are weak and she doesn't care about weak things
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>>85388485
> Sardonyx
> Worst
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Thinkest thee to frighten me?
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the cutest
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>>85388521
hail hydra
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>>85388409
>Pubic Hair
Im hard now
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>>85388413
Fuck off, commie.
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>>85388494
where is that gif from?
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>>85388521
Steven is betraying the Crystal Gems and joining Homeworld.
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>>85388521
it means he's a fucking liar when he pretended he couldn't do the salute when talking to Centipeedle
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>>85388561

Bug if definitely for fug.

Fug the bug. Fug the bug.
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>>85386585
Welp.
This is a thing now I guess.
Gonna do the toon link one next.
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>>85388372
Why does everybody always forget her fucking irises? She looks off without them.
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>>85388571
his name is van
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>>85388525
hey bby,

...wanna rebel against some diamonds?
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>>85388485
but Opal can't face Alexandrite... They have the same components!
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>>85388552
>implying war hero Jasper doesn't have a Pearl to do menial tasks for her
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>>85388547
he is were BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE came from.
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she is so cute
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>>85388551
Peridot should try mimicking behaviors more often
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i drew how i think eyeball's pearl would look.. what do you guys think ?? eye is gem
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How long has it been since we've had a Connie episode?
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>>85388413
>Read Marx and Mein Kampf with her so we can start a glorious revolution to free the Gems from their chains!

FTFY
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Why is Peridot such a fucking tank of a character?
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I wish this show aired when I was a kid, it would've been up there with EEnE and Johny Bravo as one my favorites.
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>>85388571
you're planning on jerking off to it aren't you anon
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>>85388545

Like Ronaldo?
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>>85388485

>not Garnet and Stevonnie
Please stop.
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>>85388433
Yes
if a bowl of eggs is my dick, and the yolk my love juice
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>>85388597
That's not how you tag a spoiler
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>Jasper doesn't get redeemed yet

>Jasper's pearl is secretely a badass

>She hijacks a ship and goes to earth

>Awesome guerilla warfare ensues as the pearl searches for her waifu.

Make this happen Sugar!
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>>85388605
It hasn't been long enough.
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Assuming the episode leak is legit, what are your predictions for Season 4?

http://i.imgur.com/tVAcg3s.png
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>>85388479
http://1funn.tumblr.com/
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>>85388605
Crack the whip
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>>85388585
WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH YOU YOU'LL HAVE TO FUSE SITTING DOWN LIKE A GIRL
HOYHERHOYHO
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>>85388615
>>85388587

well? Don't keep me waiting. Van doesn't tell me much.
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>>85388610
Shes fucking great you clod!
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>>85388521
The only way to activate the warp pads is to do the Diamond Salute.

Teleporters would be more moral.
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>>85388485

>Sardonyx

>Worst
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>>85388550
>implying Jasper would appreciate pity
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>>85388610
She's secretly fattest gem
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>>85388456
Eyy, I've got the new mic ordered! I know you're running this for a few days, but do you have an idea of for how long? It comes in on Saturday.

Nice taste again man.
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>>85388628
>Jasper's pearl is secretely a badass
>Jasper's pearl even exists
>Be a hack Sugar!
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>>85388567
seriously tho

you gotta gain class consciousness
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E N D FUCKING G A M E
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>>85388409
we need more pictures of Jane STAT.
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>>85388646
darkholme
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>>85388530
oh yeah i sure love smokey quartz, 10/10 design
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>>85388600

she is a QT
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>>85388655
So she is incredibly dense?
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>>85388643
Too much Jasper and Amethyst to be an actual Connie episode
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>>85388585
Whoops, missed a bit on the edges of the mouth.
Somehow I never see this shit till I post it.
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>>85388605
NOT LONG ENOUGH
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>>85388638
thanks!
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>>85388673
fuck
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>>85388414
Utterly horrible, honestly.

SU just plain works better when done bomb-by-bomb. That way we can have filler AND progress in the same week.

>yfw you remember that Sadie's Song was a weekly episode
>yfw you realize people waited a 7-day hiatus for that shit
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>>85388476
Probably Slaanesh or Tzeentch. Given their rigid society Slaanesh would probably be the more likely.
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>>85388626
ok
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>>85388678
Yes. Most of it goes to dat ass.
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>>85388664
>Implying you don't want to imagine Jasper with a huge dick plowing her fragile flower of a sex slave.
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>gems somehow produce a bubble
>they don't understand it it just happens
>tapping the top of it sends it to the place they think of as home
Why on earth did they not just bubble the gems in season 1
fuck this show not keeping its own logic
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>>85388632
>Assuming the episode leak is legit
I don't know if I'm stupid enough
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>>85388673
I wanna bury my face in her belly and blow multiple loads in her gem pussy.
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So, Jasper started turning blue and got corrupted because she fused with a corrupted gem. Do you think it's possible the other gem is going through the same thing but turning orange and semi conscious? I mean, it could be an excuse to set Jasper free and try to heal both of them.
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>>85388505
heh
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Time to rate gems
>Try to prove this wrong
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>>85388647
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>>85388489
periperiperiperidotdotdotdot
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>>85388673
I'll be honest, I still would.

I'm a sucker for that hair.
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>>85388673
For being a weird composite of two fat dorks, has a bizarre and possibly foul-smelling method of how it moves and interacts. Seems like an effective design to play up the characteristics.
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>>85388714
>Why on earth did they not just bubble the gems in season 1
What?
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>>85388722
>BUT WHICH ONE IS THE REAL JASPER
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>>85388723
DICK EXPANDS
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>>85388673
Almost fat enough to have its own gravitational field
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>>85388609
>>Read Marx and Mein Kampf

makes literally no sense since they're so opposed.

If you wanted to make a reactionary joke you should have done:

>Read Nietzsche and Evola
>FTFY

Where would Evola-chan have his gem?
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>>85388673

> cartoons use simple shapes

SHIT STOP THE PRESSES THIS IS UNPRECEDENTED IT'S ALL OVER SUGAR IS A HACKETTE
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>>85388723
Sail on brave soul
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>>85388590
Its the level of expirence that bothers me. Jasper has engaged in over 3000 years of near constant warfare she should be able to take on a fusion with about 3 years expirence between them.

Same for eyeball i did not mind being unable to beat steven shes just a ruby but somebody that vetren should know never to just assume the danger has passed like she did with the asteroid
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>>85388485
>Hit the Bird
But Pearl is fused with Garnet here
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>>85388557
Pearl's first poof was probably like most of her life she was just lion-around
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>>85388723
sail on brave soul
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>>85388728
THIS IS A DIAMOND BASE IMAGEBOARD, TRAITOROUS CLOD!!!!
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>>85388725
Swap Lapis and Pearl and you've done it.
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>>85388476
Khorne: Rubies and Jasper
Tzeentch: Peridot and Pearl
Slaanesh: Garnet (She is living sex)
Nurgle: Amythest (Lives in garbage) Lapis (Obsessed with survival)
Rose is probably chaos undivided.
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>>85388751
fuck im tired
why on earth did they not bubble the crystal gems in season 1 when they poofed them
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>>85388713
>Implying I want these fantasies to be ruined by having her be it be in the show, and then having Steven fuse with Jaspers Pearl and make somekind of fatfuck abomination killing my boner for all time
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hey look at this picture, guys
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>>85388725
Good taste.
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>>85388723
>>85388773
here you want this one
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Are corrupted gems equivalent to the chaos spawn from the warhammer universes?
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>>85388628
>jasper gets redeemed
>jasper and pearl become gal pals
>jasper's pearl is a badass and got sick of waiting for jasper to come home
>jasper's pearl comes to earth to fetch jasper
>jasper's pearl sees jasper hanging out with our pearl
>jasper's pearl decides she's going to have to kill our pearl in order to bring jasper back home
>cue arc in which jasper's pearl and our pearl face off against each other
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Reminder that Ame-Jasper will never tenderly rape you.
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>>85388605
>tfw kept trying to read it right-to-left like moe manga
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According to my findings in the last thread the majority of tonight's /sug/s included Agates, Topaz, Garnets and a shit ton of various Quartz.
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>>85388763

She wants to eat taquitos?
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>>85388723
>>85388799
Goddamn it Anons I'm on no fap right now
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I love you guys. You literally make my normally miserable life worth living.
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>>85388489
>Supported the idea of earth turning gems into dumbasses because it was funny
>More and more episodes show how this idea might be an actual thing
>This entire episode happens
Is SU going to end like war of the worlds?
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>>85388557

Alright now where's the rest.

I know that's not all you got, you faggot.
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>>85388723
>curly pubic hair
how does that even work?

Also, I need more ConnieXCloudConnie
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>>85388799
Well fuck. Now I actually have an erection.
You did this to me you fucker.
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Ok so I'm not usually one to post theories but I found this one and really like it so fuck it here's a theory for you.

http://humourizer.tumblr.com/post/148812085136/how-pink-diamond-was-shattered
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>>85388761

> The "Fascism and communism are like, opposites XD!" meme

That's what liberal democracy wants you to think anon, stop being so brainfucked
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>>85388525
Someone has the original image that is based on a supposed image taken from television?
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>>85388764
you caught me i hate the design because it used simple shapes, well that and its something i wouldn't want to fuck. I cant stand anything not designed to be for my dick
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r8

>BD: Cynthia Erivo
>WD: Bernadette Peters
>PD: Jane Krakowski
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>>85388824
thanks but that pic is almost as nasty as ya nan.
>>85388820
shhhhhhhhhh ;)
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Ok guys, assuming this is endgame CGs, who goes out in heroic sacrifice?

My vote is on Peridot

>essentially the imouto
>Proves herself in the ultimate way
>hits everyone pretty hard
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>mfw this is literally one gem from being canon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSfVwUfqh4g
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>>85388820
Why would you willingly cuck yourself?
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>>85388866
Garnet
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>>85388291
fuck rubis
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>>85388812
Does that artist have a blog or spot where they post their art?
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So Part 2 is our rage against canada and then Geat's going through the archives Right?
because the first few threads of the nuke were solid gold
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>>85388489
This is a leak of Peridot getting corrupted
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>>85388776

Yeah, the thing was It'd have been better if the fight between amethyst and jasper had been more even - Jasper really gained a load of power levels the moment amethyst was fighting her, and then lost those levels vs. garnet or stevonnie.

>>85388673
That's a reference to SOMETHING, fuck, can't quite place it though.
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>>85388845
> The "all government is evil and should be abolished" meme
>>>/pol/
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This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It’s me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you’d see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say “Yup, that’s me”. I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I’m assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I’ve found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It’s really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it’s almost like we’re identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?
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>>85388810

>Jasper, Amethyst, and Greg are masturbating furiously during the catfight
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>>85388778
~~nyaa~
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>>85388868
Yeah alright that was pretty cute
>That last shot
Oh thats unfairly perfect
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>>85388725
flip the order of the names horizontally and you are correct
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>>85388865
AHHHHHH I remember this image
>>85388870
Lucid Dreams man, faps make them less vivid.
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>>85388907
so you're a green spastic manlet with a mental disorder that you've confused with telekinetic powers.
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i want pearl to marry garnet
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>>85388665
You gotta gain reality consciousness. Read Mises, fucking clod.
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Tonight's episode was hilarious.
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>>85388865

that pic is shit taste, cause its gratuitous and obviously sexulized, pic related is how its done anon
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>>85388935
greentext your fapless dreams
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>>85388324
Wait i dont remember a jasper pearl
Why the fuck was there no jasper pearl i would have thought somebody that skilled would be considered worthy of one.

We need more information on who qualifies all we know for sure so far is diamonds get them and taking out the gem who killed a diamond is worth one.
Also that some pearls are fancier then others which means its definintly not just the diamonds

I feel sad for eyeball he was going to have his own pearl
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>>85388820
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>>85388935
>>85388966
seconding, have you ever had a dream with SU characters nigger
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>>85388824
Love you too bruh :3
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>>85388897

u better show me where I actually said that buddy

when u assume u make an ass outta u and me
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>>85388463
>why not both
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>>85388900

RIP IN PEACE
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>>85388829
Yours doesn't curl?
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>>85388456
senpai does this work?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gepQt8gFfJ
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>>85388976
>he
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>>85388824
goddamit that pic gets me
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>>85388723
Witnessed
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>>85388995

well theres not that much
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>>85388951
shut up you elitist sicko
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>>85388896
They never auctualy had jasper fight back against any fusions because it would make it obvious how much she was jobing.
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>>85388521
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>>85388335
Should be called Chesty
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>>85388866
No its definetly Jasper. Way to much to prove, big muscle without the huge character tie ins of garnet, and when they do manage to teach her whatever it is that will set her against homeworld, she'll likely be incredibly willing to step up to the plate.

>Been fighting my whole life, finally found the right side to fight for etc
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>>85388868
[s]Soon[/s] Eventually.
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this is one lewd thread
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>>85389007
It doesn't form ringlets.
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>>85389013
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gepQt8gFfJ
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Is pic related referencing somethin
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>>85389013
WINTESSED
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>>85388789
Because they couldn't. Peridot could do it because she's been slowly discovering, or I suspect, developing powers while on earth. Homeworld doesn't know the bubbling spell.
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>>85388868

The hilarious thing is that this was done way before Peridot hid in the bathroom, I'm fairly sure by this point that this is a storyboard that's ended up on the internet.
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>>85388335
10/10 masterpiece work of art
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>>85388907
Peridot is the most relatable character.
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>>85388666
don't lie to me, satan
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>>85388885
Yeah I drew this. industrialpineapple.tumblr.com
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>>85388451
Wouldn't this be glorifying slavery on tumblr?
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>>85388951
1. Pics aren't taste. You meant "that pic is shit" or "that pic is indicative of your taste being shit."

2. It's shit because the ass doesn't look right, not because of its sexualization.
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>>85388976
She was gonna fuck the shit outve it.
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>>85388843
>http://humourizer.tumblr.com/post/148812085136/how-pink-diamond-was-shattered

Add onto that:

>White Diamond's grief and sorrow is so great over what happened that when Blue and Yellow suggest the Corruption Nuke, she just goes along with it
>her insurmountable depression causes WD to slowly wither away until, thousands of years later, she finally succumbs to corruption herself
>Blue and Yellow stick her in the pyramid and launch her at Earth
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Time for the best Pearl Points jokes and images we got, I'm expecting that pity spitty one
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>>85388866
jasper, ESPECIALLY if steven turns out to be the successor to pink diamond or some shit
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>>85388949
The fuck you come here for? You think we're discussing the show? We already did that at 2 am when it was leaked. Post lewds or fuck off.
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>>85388977
I'm gonna need sauce on that
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>>85389022
then we must draw faster
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>>85388977
Bad, anon. No pearl points for you.
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>>85388398
What's /freak/? Is it a 4chan board?
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>>85388271
Why is she so hard to pop? Is it because she is genetically superior to normal gems?
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>>85389013
you fucking suck, senpai
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>>85388897
>/Pol/
>Anarchist

I mean they're as faggoty as every other board here but the majority isn't THAT faggoty.
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>>85389101
Which one was leaked? Kindergarten Kid?
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>>85389101
PEARL LEWD PLEASE
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>>85389095
what can i get?
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>>85389081

sure, the important part is that the pic was shit
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>>85389031
I'd rather have her named Boobie

>>85388989
>>85388966

I've never Greentexted before, I'll get back to you guys ether tomorrow or tonight if I'm feeling up to it.

And yes I have had SU in my dreams before, some of it lewd.
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>>85389118
You mean gemetically.
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this thread is getting STEAMMMYYY
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It feels like we're in /trash/ again.
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>>85389013
love your "pea-a-arl" anon!
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>>85389034
>>85388866
Also, in typing this response i thought of a question. If jasper really is going to have a redemption, how would they do it? Does the strong idea that she will prove that Rose didnt actually kill PD? because i dont see how she would EVER team up with the CG with that being the fact.
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>>85388407
So, Jasper is DIO?
I ask myself why so much people make jojo references in /sug/ threads
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>>85389073

Jasperdemption will happen, one way or another...
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>>85388480

>Amy as the ball
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>>85389101
(You)
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>>85388409
original artist?
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>>85389118
See
>>85388655
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>>85388725
More accurate list
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>>85389087
no eyeball... i was rooting for you...
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>>85389118

No workplace safety regulations. If you make Peridots really tough, then you don't have to make a new one when an Injector falls off the wall and lands on somebody.
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>>85389143
cmon faggot just tell us about the lewd ones.
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>>85388912
oh yeah forgot that part, that definitely happens yes
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>>85389114

damn, I wish we had more Zeke uniformed gems
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>>85389075
Thanks lad, i was getting curious because i see your art here a lot.
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>>85388788
nice dubs
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>>85389140
You can exchange all of them for exactly one blue pearl point
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>>85389171
mfw people are still editing my graph
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>>85389049
>Steven figures out how to unshatter a gem in the ultimate one-upping of Rose's limited powerset
>brings Pink Diamond back from a pile of shards
>CGs now have one of the four Diamonds on their side
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>>85388976
>>85389087
>>85389174

>>85387076
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>>85389171
>Not even further beyond worse
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>>85388868
This should be the next short.
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>>85389087
Im pretty sure it was just the idea of a fucking ruby having a pearl.
He defeated rose quartz he could have almost any gem he wants.
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>>85389159
>GREG, YOUVE INFECTED ME WITH THE MURDERCOCK
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>>85388868

>mfw everything in this video has been confirmed, except jasper, including Peridot being robust enough that her poofing will be through embarassment
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>>85389193
>>85389140


or exchange them for 4 times the amount of Smug Pearl points
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>>85389054
fair, fair.

>>85389061
awesome!

>>85389127
thanks, my voice is really nasally isnt it? I think i got the notes right at least.

>>85389152
ah thank you!
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>>85389144
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Pearl lewds are the only ones i can get off to
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I mean... he's not wrong.
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>>85389233
AYYY
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>>85389239
yes he is
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>>85389195
>WHY DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP DESTROYING MY THINGS
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>>85388976
HW's champions. Pearl's have the same requirements as Mjolnir which is being a general badass and having Odin's favor. In this case just kill a large amount shit while praising your diamond and you get one if the diamonds like you.
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>>85389159
More pictures like this please!
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>>85388949

i had the bad idea of download it to watch it on the bus, ended up giggling like a retard in public
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>>85389171
Fixed for increased accuracy.
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>>85389140
>>85389193
and 1/15th of a lapis point
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>>85389261
how do I get a Centi point
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NOW LISTEN HERE I DEAL WITH A LOT OF ABUSE ON A DAILY BASIS BUT I WILL NOT TOLERATE PEOPLE SHITTING ON MY WAIFU
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>>85389255
>>85389250
Never expect to post my chart then have it be edited by /sug/ for hours holy shit dude I feel famous but at the same time nobody knows it was me :v
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>>85389204
Nice
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>>85389233
>Bold
>Precise
>Experimental
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>>85389195
Post original
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>>85389233

pic related in regard to SU lewd in general, I just can't do it
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>>85389196
>Implying the endgame won't have the Diamonds as part of the Crystal Gems as Steven makes peace with the Sneeple overlords, the oldest lifeforms in the universe.
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>>85389277
Hear the song that ends the world and go mad from the revelation.
The draw a pretty crayon picture for your bestest friend.
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So, how does ownership of a gem transfer, do you suppose?
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so did the CGs get rid of their new weapons? i thought amethyst was still using her spike whip, but Pearl didn't have her trident in the new episode
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>>85389277
You need to trade in a bag of chaaps and a dead seagull
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>>85389277
you dismantle the government
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>>85388907
This is me
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>>85388949
IKR
I love Road Runner cartoons, haven't laugh like this with SU in a while
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>>85389277
Centi in metric is a 100th so that's 1/100th of a point GG

(meter vs centimeter)

>>85389286
The original original had my online alias on it but eh
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>>85389255

>you're
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>>85389277
The same way you get a Bismuth Point or a Jasper Point.
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>>85388499
pink diamond? more like pink dunker
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>>85388723
I will see you in Valhalla.God damn now I gotta fap to Connie
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>>85389296
>Smug YP in the back
lel
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>>85388489

DIAMOND FUSION LEAK
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>>85389277
find her a spaceship or a missing crew member
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>>85389295
>>85389300
>>85389301

So...do I do these things in order?
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>>85389296
DAT

FUCKING

DIAMOND

JESUS CHRIST
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>>85388520
No comment.
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>>85388670
Here you go senpai
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where all my beach summer fun buddies at??
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>>85389313
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>>85389116
Its a tag used to identify users who wish to fuck animals and contract space AIDS. .
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>>85389335
jesus christ anon do you need to be told everything
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>>85389297
It's a power up they can activate on top of their weapon. They still have the default.
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>>85389296
This picture is darker now knowing jasper is a foster gem.
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>>85389281
A SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
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>>85389282

>All this bragging

Back to Tumblr with you, you narcissistic faggot. And take your shit taste.
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>>85389363
holy shit youre right!
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>>85389296
That's not her diamond. Delete this
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>>85389190
Np. I'd be surprised if anyone else posted my stuff here besides me lol
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>>85389354
yes
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>>85389345
Right here famdango
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>mfw I find another vid from last year that turned out canon
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Steven Universe can make a better Road Runner short than The Looney Tunes Show
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>>85388816

Time to divvy up the territory I guess.
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>>85389305
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>>85389177
From what we saw last ep those injectors have fucking redundencys out the wazzo
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>>85389345
PBBBBT
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>>85389281
See:
>>85389255
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>>85388351
Bismuth as that one guy from Mulan who sang "Make a man out of you"

LET'S GET DOWN TO BISMUTH

TO DEFEAT

DIAMONDS
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>>85389061
y-you got mine too, right senpai?
I think I can hear it amongst the voices, but that might be me convincing myself

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UtBvL9g9zo
here it is just in case
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>>85388900

Stalin>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>$hillary
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>>85388652
>implying that having Jasper points is a good thing

hint: the more points you get the harder she beats you into the ground
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>>85389294
The ancestral race that made the Gems are dead, anon.
The current Diamonds never even met them, they're several generations separated and have only dodgy oral histories to go from
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This, but with Jasper plx.
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>>85389380

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eW529UIM1Ss

A link would be so good there
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So SourScreen is deleting his tumblr in a day or two... kinda sucks his stuff was cute
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>>85389368
OH GOD ANOTHER EDIT OF MY CHART
Kek
I purposefully made Pearl with a fancy font because PEARL BEST GEM
that is the truth
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>>85389408
>implying that's not the /freak/ dream
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why did she try to attack steven?
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>>85389380
almost as if sugar's writing is predictable and all the actual foreshadowing clues that aren't imagined by autists are really blatant
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>>85389061
you got mine from the last thread, right? I used this picture
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>>85389310
I like your tastes as it correlates to mine
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>>85389410
>It is a time-travel episode
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>>85389417

Why is he-

>Tumblr

Oh. Right.
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>>85389296
>raped by her foster diamond/parent

jesus christ
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>>85388776
>>85388896
>>85389026
or, jasper just didnt take stevonnie seriously

i mean she was all like "ha, i caught your shield" then tanked the sword strike with her helmet. hell, stevonnie could've increased her mass for the strike for added power that jasper wouldn't see coming

rather than stick around after her corrupted backup got scared off or poofed, she decided to withdraw until she had more numbers. it's a pretty sensible thing to do, which shows she isn't always attacking in a berserker rage
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>>85388845
>le political horseshoe with liberal democracy in the golden middle maymay
A 2-D spectrum simplifies it all too much. There are more nuances than that.

>>85388897
all government and all private industry, famalam

>>85388900
this is why liberals suck. Very holier-than-thou but really not much better than conservatives
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>>85389426
same reason every corrupted gem tries to attack him and the other CGs - they're dumdums
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>>85389261
I've almost filled the first page of my Lazuli Ledger with Lapispoints. Wonder if I'll get anything special.
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>>85389255
>You're waifu
I'm waifu?
Really?
I didn't realize you cared that much, anon
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https://youtu.be/znEpT_di85Q
https://youtu.be/znEpT_di85Q
https://youtu.be/znEpT_di85Q
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>>85388725
100% accurate
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Why do people rag on Jasper for "beating up a child" in her first appearance? She doesn't understand the concept of an adult or child. To her Steven is Rose, a Gem.

Even Rose didn't understand human babies or children until what she herself knew was a long time, and she lived around and interacted with humans on a personal level.
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>>85389438
I seriously approve of this Lapearl art, mate, you're a cool guy in my books (thanks for that art)
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>>85389426
Missed his daily delivery of cummies
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10972526/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10972526/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10972526/

Answer or the universe ends.
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>>85389417
stop
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>>85388417
Not request Anon but by God I'll get it done in horrible horrible fashion.
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>>85389444
she should've known to take the sword more seriously, that thing apparently more legendary than the shield
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Anyone have an airing schedule for after Summer of Steven ends?
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Are we allowed to sexualize the roadrunner?
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>>85389439
>It's another time-travel episode
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>>85389345
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>>85389423
and that is why the /freak/ pities the Jasper. In the hopes that she'll pay it attention by pummeling it.
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>>85388521
HAIL HOMEWORLD
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>>85389461
Only retards and tumblrinas do
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Any other shows lately that have done Wil.E.Coyote Episodes, that is the most I have laughed in a long time.
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>>85388722
>grasping this hard at straws

i doubt it has a reverse effect. do zombies turn back to normal if bitten by a human? nope. Jasper is corrupted and most likely her arc is done with
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/sug/, I want YOUR version of Momswap AU.

What changes? How do you pull off CG!Jasper, Peridot and Lapis? How do you pull off HW!Pearl, Garnet and Amethyst?
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Is there a drawfag in the thread? Could i get this pic redrawn with Eyeball or Peridot?
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>>85389440
He actually isn't saying why but I see no point in pestering him for details
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>>85389353
Oh fuck really?
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>>85388951
>implying this isn't obviously sexualized
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GUYS!

I just realiezed that in after what we have seen since Earthlings, The Return shows some very interesting things! In it:

>Jasper seems annoyed at the fact that she has had to come back to this forsaken planet
>Dissapointed when she looks at CGs
>Probably cause YD told her to
>Perhaps resents that YD isn't her Diamond
>All she was looking forward to was fighting Rose
>To avenge her Diamond
>mfw: I realized this
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>>85389404
You do realize that i think shiliary is more conservative then trump, right?
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>>85388810
>>cue arc in which jasper's pearl and our pearl face off against each other

UN-MEI NO WO TO ITOCHI
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>>85389440

>"I just don’t want to have any accounts (Including non-Tumblr ones) used for art hosting right now."

http://sourscreen.tumblr.com/post/147223354885/ill-be-deleting-this-blog-after-the-summer-of
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>>85389481
no sexualizing the roadrunners
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>>85389417
I won't miss all the gay shit
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>>85389500
What
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>>85388490
We don't it's just been implied that gems of high status like Jasper often are given Pearl servants. So it's not hard to connect the dots and make an educated guess.
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Guys I need more lewd Jane plz
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>>85389442
>Your weakness embarrasses homeworld. You suffer because it’s what you deserve. We all get what we deserve.
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>>85388763
Excuse me, pleb? Get your head out of your ass and take a listen of this.

https://youtu.be/d8xoTBZrzko

Best opening more like best be opening my dick.
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>>85389363
She was a prized weapon. Snatched up in the post-gem nuke of Earth. Strong and powerful but in distress over the loss of her Diamond. She was a rabid hound that had to be broken and reformed.

Indeed Yellow Diamond did brake her. Mind and body. Overpowering the feral Quartz and completely dominating Jasper until even her blood rage was subdued in the presence of such authority.

We really need someone to write some lewd to this theme.
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>>85389296
This image would be perfect if Jasper's face was a little better.
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>>85388725
>peridot>everybody else>amethyst
Fuck amethyst what she did to peridot in to short to ride was unforgivable.
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>>85389508
Good shit, but where are you from?
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>>85389461
Was it tumblr that complained about that? Because they usually get upset over shit that defies logic.
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>>85389466
>no
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>>85389414
>YFW the finally against the turns out all fucking powerful white diamond is for the EndGame Gems to Fuse into one fucking big gurren lagann gem

>We are THE Crystal Gem!
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>>85389233
gonna need a sauce for that one
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Tomorrow's episode hasn't leaked? Does that mean we will finally be able to have a regular talkback?
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>>85388725
Bump Amethyst to slightly lower than Peri.

Move Pearl to Best.
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>>85389522
C U T E
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>>85389501
kek
i'd like this as well
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>>85388810
Make it happen Sugar!!!
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What I really eant is a human villian that is a real threat to the CGs. Not a comic relief joke villian, one who can be a danger to them.
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>>85389481
>>85389519

Sexualize the roadrunner.
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>>85386628
And here's the smug peridot you ordered.
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>>85389454
>you won, and she chose you, and she loved you and she's GOOOOOOOOOONE
I swear I busted out laughing.
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>>85388521
Watch out he's flashing gang signs. What set he wit?
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>>85389529

Oh look, a tripfag.

Look at them and laugh.
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>>85388725
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>>85389154
if she is ever able to come to realize that rose is essentially dead and steven is his own person it'd still be pretty possible. that could happen after he heals her and proves to her he isnt rose somehow. He can't try to force her to switch sides of course, after getting healed or partially healed and accepting that rose is gone her life would be pretty much flipped upside down since she's no longer able to avenge PD by killing Rose like she's spent all this time wanting to do. She also let herself get corrupted and has been beaten by every member of the remaining CGs, maybe she'd be unsure if she's worthy of living on Homeworld anymore

if she learns any of the diamond's secrets she might even begin to distrust them..

but yeah desu, i think us figuring out that there was something more to the rose shattering PD thing or that it never happened at all will make a Jasper redemption arc more possible, if it turns out that the other diamonds were responsible for PDs death and Rose got the blame then Jasper redemption is pretty much confirmed
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>>85389440

>"Some reasons I don’t feel like sharing. I just needed a break from hosting art myself and kind of wanted a fresh start once I’m ready and more able."

http://sourscreen.tumblr.com/post/147228264535/no-worries-its-all-that-you-mentioned-and-a
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>>85388810
Ok that would be epic as fuck
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>>85389545
hot af
Sauce?
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>>85389545
THAT'S LEWD
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>>85389536
No, people on /sug/ have brought it up before, for instance this thread >>85388504
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>>85389550
Sounds terrible
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>>85388883
in hindsight it wasnt the wisest to send a few rubies. not really the strongest troupe

but if resources really do suck on homeworld, then i guess it makes sense
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Yfw you realize some people think Smokey is best fusion.
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>>85389550
Onion fits that criteria, minus the comic relief thing
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>>85389543
Nah some fag will leak it 3 hours early
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>>85389500
CD already did exactly what I wanted out of a Momswap AU.
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>>85389142
>implying spreading like that would be comfortable
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>>85388673
>that size

UNF
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>>85389561
Good taste
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>>85389477
she thought she was armstrong vs jetstream sam and then stevonnie pulled out her overhand deathstrike

remember that jasper comes from a culture that views organic life as weak and inconsequential. that sort of arrogance when faced with one trying to fight you isn't unlearned until you take a serious hit
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>>85389403
>>85389435
Harvesting all the posts with vocaroos in them. Don't worry they will be in there.
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>>85389454
>0:57
what the fuck man i thought we were cool
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>>85389481
>>85389519
>>85389553
>Sexualize the roadrunner.
Cluster of tongues. Go for it.
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>>85388900
>>85388900
a lil too chubby but i can dig it
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>>85389344
Nice
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>>85388725
>>85389561
GOD DAMN
I really did not expect after posting my chart for it to be edited by /sug/ for hours on end, wow
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>>85389582
It sure does
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>>85388437
DANCE
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>>85389545
ITS TIME FOR MURDERCOCK
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>>85389597
11/10 taste You earned this
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>>85389592
Moar please
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i wonder how long it will be until we see a fusion with peridot in it
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I swear if one of you guys post Smoky Quartz one more time I'm going to shut my eyes and go to bed.
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>>85389582
But she is though
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>>85389305
>>85389389
anyone have that edit where amy is getting deepthroated by Jaspers helmet?
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>>85388485
Just a reminder, Peridot's eyes are slightly above SQ's zettai ryōiki.
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>>85389505
Yep.
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>>85389534

why? the Grammar? English isn't my first language, cause I'm a beaner, living in the U.S.

but I'm a cititzen already
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>>85389632
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>>85389627
STEVEN YOU'RE GETTING A BROTHER
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>>85389252
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>>85388900

>Be liberal
>Partner's friend is a full on communist
>mfw we're contentious as fuck but actually get on really well
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>>85389640
>smoky ate the smooth-smooth fruit
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Peridot has a penis, right?
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>>85389651
3/5
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>>85389558
Calm your nipples anon. I am only using this for a few days until we finish the song and am dropping it. It is a bitch to take it in and out of the name every time I want to post.
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>>85389540
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>>85388723
Oh my god you fucking disgusting perv just goanna save that for l8r.........
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>>85389669
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>>85388673
am I the only person in this general who was legitimately disgusted by this scene? it was just so awful in every way, from the fucking pose to what the stupid nigger fatty had just been saying before
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I hopal for more Opal
with every passing episode, I grow more despondent. But I won't lose hope
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RATE SEASON 3
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>>85389442
>>85389375
>>85389374
>>85389363
>This is what happens every time she doesn't acknowledge her as "My diamond".

>Yellow pearl would watch and laugh after every report.

>She was already broken before coming back to Earth

>Lapis's Fusion torture made her acknowledge this but the power that came with it made her feel better.

This whole time we thought yellow diamond was lenient but that's only for her own gems.
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>>85389691
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>>85389630
wow my fat/inflation fetish got me a sticker of best gem

thanks anon
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>>85389691
5/5
got a folder of AU stuff though
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>>85389698
10/10 Jasper got cucked
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>>85389663
She's so slippery, the fat just slid right off!
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>>85389593

perhaps the artist didn't have a vagina like you do anon?
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Seeing rumors on FB, Has Know Your Fusion leaked yet?
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>>85389640

Show this to tumblr
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>>85388705
>rigid society
>Slaanesh
The Chaos god of what's basically pushing all your boundaries and trying something new, to the point of excess, is going to have a rigid, no-changes-whatsoever society?
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>>85389622
Looks like a Muppet.
In a good way.
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>>85389561
fixed it for you
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Is the Skycow SU room still active? There's like only 1 AFK person there.

BTW, Shifuto if you are here, I kinda made this for you while I was away on vocation.
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>>85389725
Asking for shit

>>85389729
BEST EDIT OF MY CHART YES THANKS
PEARL-BEST-GEM FOREVER
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>carefully replaces golden Cookie Cat with bag of sand
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>>85389582
>yfw you unintentionaly see SQ rule34ed
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>>85389640
Looks way better. I get that Steven and Amy are fat but that fusion was just gross.
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>>85389729
Holy shit taste, batman.
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>>85389558
That person is actually contributing. They're doing the /sug/ sings thing. If you want a tripfag to laugh at, laugh at me.
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>>85388551
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOC0ig2Rk1g
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>>85389622
If you remove the nose it would kinda look like Grimace.
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>>85389255
>>85389171
>>85389171
All wrong
this is the true list
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>>85389729
Typical Pearlfag.
I wish we could just purge the world of your shit taste.
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>>85388303

Do gems feel ashamed if naked? They don't follow our same ideas of morality.

damn, we don't even know if they have tits!
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Guys, whats the safest opinion to have in the Steven Universe fan-base?
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>>85389698
9/10

more stevonnie and a lot of closure like wrapping up centipeetle's backstory, closing up the rubies and jasper arcs, and finally getting pink diamond's death confirmed

damn does it feel good when things are confirmed and wrapped up
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>>85389714
Please share if you'd like, this is great
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>>85389738
post it on /trash/ he'll see it there

He's also in the "..." room on skycow, that's his, check there now and again
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>>85389738
kys (you) fag
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>>85389752
Shit taste
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>>85385844
>>85386675
3 left
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>>85389509

no man, i don't realized what you thought from that post
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>>85389766
oi pearl is the best
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>>85389783
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>>85389729
dont be a bully
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Slow thread is s l o w
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>>85389561
Steven, you're too young for 4chan.
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>>85389015
theres a lewder version too if anyone wants it
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>>85389641
Amethyst is talented
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>>85389771
The safest opinion is to think Garnet is best gem because no one especially hates her
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>>85389775
Weird to think that this was before we ever saw Ampudot, the Lapis/Peri fusion of Turquoise I have saved still uses her floaty fingers as a design element.
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>>85389740
>Asking for shit

Do it, you fucking faggot.
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>>85389764
>>85389728
did you say shit about mah waifu?
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>>85389766
>not wanting that flat, unfed behind
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>>85389721
not a girl just very familiar with girls
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Finally, A theory I'm not embarassed to post

http://fantheoriesandfoodporn.tumblr.com/post/148818107649/the-rubies-will-be-redeemed

I hope it's not too long
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>>85388763
>implying it's not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzeaz-yWO90

We even made a flash about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvIj-Rsz9Xg
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>>85389802
Post it.

I didn't realize you posted on other /co/ threads.
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>>85389802
Link pls masta
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>>85389814
fuck dude idk if I want all that hate
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>>85388476
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>>85388723
>get a warning for a sarcastic reply on /a/
>this shit is still up after 45 minutes
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>>85389771
Believe in Steven.
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>>85389765
Steven's you're waifu?
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>>85389725
There's a white version that's skinny as well though.
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>>85389842

Fuck off, Sugar. You already get a lot of hate from those assholes, jut post it.
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>>85389842
We all know you feed off of SJW's attention Sucrose
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>>85389842
just like becky to lie about wanting attention
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>>85389811
Everyone just thought she was some sort of enhanced gem (as in, the limb enhancers were actually her limbs) or that that's what Peridots actually look like.
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>>85389776
I thought there shouldn't be a /trash/ one since the regular /sug/'s back, thank you. Do you know if the room activity has decreased?

>>85389779
I love you too.
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Spoilers for the end of SU.
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>>85389836
i like drawing gems

>>85389838
this should be fine, theres no visible nipples
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>>85389842
Do it Sugar, or we will bully you
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>>85389500
My AU has Jasper, Lapis and Peridot as moms for a different gem on homeworld.
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>>85389853
>mad about worst board being shitty
Do you eat on the toilet and complain when it smells like shit too?
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>>85388485
>Sardonyx
>Worst
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>>85389865

Post that one too.
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>>85389771
>safe opinion in the su fanbase
KEK
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>>85389853
mods are shit heads, your point?

ban me cunts, fucking do it, you won't though cause you're afraid of me
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>>85389881
fuckin nice!
did you ever draw a lewd opal
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>>85389874
I remember
Still hope she gets them back eventually, only to decide not to use them all the time
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>>85389881
>i like drawing gems
My main fantroll wears Garnet glasses.
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>>85389659
>Partner's friend
>partner
why do people use this meme?
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>>85389771
Greg is best dad
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>>85389870
>>85389867
UH OH YA GOT ME
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>>85389771
Townie episodes suck
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>>85388489
Eventually, after intense training in the spirit world, the Gems will figure out how to control their corruptions, and use there Gem and Corruption powers at once! This is Peridots ultimate dual form.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W2-d84ni5s
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>>85389454
he wrote say uncle... joe johnston lost my respect after that
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>>85389804
ha!
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>>85388673
Ronnie.
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>>85389771
That would be avoiding this place like the plague.
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>>85389880
Maybe I should try to find another page from Claymore to do at some point.
Pic related was the first edit I actually did. Cause the anon that made the ampudot manga edits said he wouldn't do furries.

Man that was a while ago.
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>>85389771
ENDGAME
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>>85389917
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>>85389714
So this is all Yellow Diamond has to offer?
>A failure who couldn't even protect her Diamond
>A literal monster, cracked and unstable
>An inferiorly built gem, willingly stripped of her dignity and purpose
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>>85389879
room activity is pretty much dead in the water, you're best just going to shifutos room, you can draw SU stuff there

better off not asking exactly what happened to the sug room
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>>85389714
did you make this? i like it
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>>85389952
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>>85389554
Thanks man, it's perfect.
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>>85389771
hating yourself for engaging the fandom
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>>85389850
that's better
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>>85389960
Could you please tell me why is it dead in the water?
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>>85389971
jasper is a cunt
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>>85389950
What a terrible future.

Time to make sure it's not the written one.
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>>85389956
"friend"
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>>85389702
why does jasper let herself get raped so much
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>>85389945
Is this one yours as well?>>85389880
I just like labeling my images
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My chart is being passed around so much now

>>85389954

Holy shit will this ever die
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>>85389500

momswap AU is some my favorite, along with Japanese HS AU
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>>85388407
Rose is not pink diamond you fucking clod.
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>>85388550
You get Jasper points for

Jugular: Going for the jugular in a head to head match with your enemies
Juice: Drinking 100% juice not from concentrate
And ???
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>>85389988
nah
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>>85389465
delusional faggots, she is gone and you have to accept it.
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>>85390002
She likes it
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>>85388438
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>>85389157
no
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>>85389919

Because it's a precise descriptor? It's no meme, that's for sure. Unless you're really new and don't actually know what a meme is.
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>>85389738
JASPER IS FOR HUGS, NOT.... THIS
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>>85389545
>>85389574
>>85389575
Zone-sama

http://rule34-data-008.paheal.net/_images/2ee97bdc1be9161674a48540c6336ce3/1939555%20-%20Greg_Universe%20Pearl%20Steven_Universe%20Zone.png
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>>85390018
Can I earn Jasper Points by using the Fulton recovery system to bring gems back to Homeworld?
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>>85389998
>85389998
Does anyone have the full sauce flipnote gif?
I've seen it and I wanted to download it.
Give it to me.
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>>85390002
She's addicted to suffering, like Lapis was.
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>>85389968
Naw, an anon calling himself CD did, like a year ago when I started requesting AU drawings in the vein of Transformers "Shattered Glass", a basic mirror-verse of the main story.
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WHAT A THRILL
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>>85389702

It's kinda funny because she actually never addresses YD as "My Diamond" like Peridot does
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>>85389031
How about LaRue?
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>>85390006
No, though I did have one that was kinda similar.
Different fight though.
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>>85388438
I love Smokey's voice and music.
>>
Guys, is this theory too long with not enough content? I can change it as needed, but I can't think of how to cut it down to size

http://fantheoriesandfoodporn.tumblr.com/post/148818107649/the-rubies-will-be-redeemed

>>85388407
Rose is not pink diamond! It was obvious from the moment we saw BD, but now the hangers-on are fucking cringe-worthy
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>>85389954
your writing is terrible
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>>85390020
Okay.
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>>85390047
>Greg Universe
That's clearly Koffing or whatever his name is
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>>85389911
this is the lewdest opal ive drawn
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>>85389956
>>85390001
>"friend"
>>85387351
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>>85390047
Doing gods work
Ayyy
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>>85390052
If you can make it start with a J, yes.
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>>85390038
YERROU DIMUNDOOOO
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>>85390082
lovely
>>
>>85390082
hot damn
you're really damn good
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>>85389607
Since we're not doing the opening lines, it'd be cool if you start off the video with Steven singing, then when the main song hits you switch to our beautiful cluster impression.
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>>85390100
ZA HOMUWARUDO
>>
ALRIGHT /sug/!

Leggy>Eyeball>Navy>Army>>>Doc

is this master race?
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>>85390053
I'll get it to ya next thread or imgur it, i'm busy right now but when i get the chance i'll get it to ya
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>>85389992
jasper is bender's gemsona
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>>85390082
I hopal for Opal
to be fucking shattered
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>>85390047
yooooooooooooooooo
>>
>>85390082
All I wanna do
is put my dick into
this giant woman
>>
>Pink Diamond's gem is on her uterus
>Rose Quartz's sword can't shatter gems
>Rose probably Falcon Punched Pink Diamond in the uterus to death
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>>85390122
YERROU YERROU DAZE
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>>85390082
i think youve mentioned that your fav was best gem (pearl) do you draw her often? ;_;
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>>85390082
Noice. Is that digital or a scan?
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>>85390082
Good but you forgot her chest gem bruh
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>>85390047
Wow this guy is so good a replicating the show's style, it's like . . . perfect and indistinguishable from the show itself
>>
>>85390053
>>85390126
Nevermind, i had the time in between matches.
http://i.imgur.com/Q5r9YSn.gif
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>>85390129
but she isn't a funny and lovable while being a cunt. She's just a cunt.
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>>85388605
Not long enough.
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>>85389881
You got a blog or something where you post stuff?
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>>85389500
I'm should tl;dr this because no one actually gives a shit about the specifics, and I will literally never actually finish my autistic fanfic anyway, but whatever.

Blue Diamond didn't lose her shit at Garnet fusing, so Ruby and Sapphire never had to flee. Their fusion is still thought of as incredibly distasteful by Homeworld standards but she's good enough at what she does that Blue Diamond sends her in to deal with shit no one else can.

Jasper attacked Garnet anyway, disobeying Blue Diamonds order, and thus took Garnets place as having to flee. It's more complicated, as there's a period where she's just straight up imprisoned and hopeless, but the CGs save her is basically the gist of it.

Lapis was sent in the first wave to help terraform the planet, but ends up falling for humanity. She doesn't really care about Rose's "every living thing is precious" schtick, but humans are super entertaining to her and would hate to see them wiped out. So, she joins the Crystal Gems. She's also terrible at the whole "hiding" thing, because she likes interacting with them so much, so whatever human documentation there is on the gems, she's probably involved somehow.

Without Garnet there to help during the rebellion, Pearl is captured by Homeworld. Once she's released from the mirror (I haven't thought of a better object because I'm stupid) she is understandably incredibly fucking angry at Jasper and Lapis for letting this happen. Rose is dead and there's some half-breed kid in her place. It takes her a long time to understand this is what she wanted, and that she never meant to abandon her.

Peridot popped out of her hole, far beneath the Earth's surface, in the cavern housing the main Kindergarten facility. Having nothing else to do, and absolutely no one to guide her, she simply did her job to maintain the facility to the best of her abilities, until Rose, Jasper, and Lapis found her years later. She made limb enhancers of her own during her time underground.
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>>85390148
Not her but almost positive it's digital from looking at it
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>>85390082
you are a blessing, Angel
>>
>>85390082

Link to gallery you lovely faggot
>>
>>85390166
yoice
thx
>>
>>85390170
OPINIONS
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>>85388605
Not long enuff
>>
WHEN THE FUCK ARE THEY GOING TO SHATTER ROSE QUARTZ HOLY FUCK

JUST GET IT OVER WITH ALREADY
>>
>>85390012
Has anyone ever seen a decent logic for momswap AU though? Like Amy and pearl are easy enough to logic into being homeworld, they just have to be born/placed in different places and time. Does this AU have pro garnet ideals?
What ideals make AU lapis, jasper and peri CGs?
>>
>>85390214
t. Eyeball
>>
>>85390214
t. Jasper
>>
>>85390214
What? Rose never shatters.
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>>85390121
I feel like I would be catching an assload of hell for not doing the entire full song. This is kind of to test the waters as well. If we can pull off 22 seconds of not completely fucking it up. We can move onto the longer songs.
>>
Is this about right?


Gym 1: Grass
>Connie
Seedot
Grovyle

Gym 2: Bug
>Peridot
Ledyba
Yanma
Vivillion

Gym 3: Flying
>Pearl
Fearow
Staravia
Farfetch'd

Gym 4: Water
>Lapis
Staryu
Barboach
Mantine
Lapras

Gym 5: Poison
>Amethyst
Whirlipede
Arbok
Seviper
Victreebel

Gym 6: Fire
>Bismuth
Torkoal
Camerupt
Darmanitan
Magmortar

Gym 7: Fighting (Double Battle)
>Garnet
Hitmonchan
Hitmonlee
Medicham
Blaziken

Gym 8: Dark
>Jasper
Shiftry
Crawdaunt
Pangoro
Drapion
Hydreigon

E4 1: Electric
>Yellow Diamond
Galvantula
Stunfisk
Electivire
Eelektross
Ampharos
Magnezone

E4 2: Ice
>Blue Diamond
Weavile
Aurorus
Cloyster
Walrein
Froslass
Jynx

E4 3: Ghost
>Pink Diamond
Sableye
Mismagius
Jellicent
Chandelure
Spiritomb
Gengar


E4 4: Dragon
>White Diamond
Noivern
Dragalge
Dragonite
Garchomp
Salamence
Kingdra

Champion
>Rose
Roserade
Pyroar
Gorebyss
Ferrothorn
Aegislash
Gardevoir
>>
Peridot still has her limb enhancers.

Evidence: she's enhancing my dick
>>
>>85390214
stegen needs to die
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>>85389496
>do zombies turn back to normal if bitten by a human? nope.
Is it smart or dumb to refuse a theory based around fictional characters with other fictional characters? I'm actually confused.
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>>85390190
Mmm I like it anon

Momswap makes my heart hurt though, knowing Jasper will probably never be a buddy gem
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>>85390074
looks just fine to me. I don't read a lot of your stuff, but this is probably one of the shorter ones I've seen.
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>>85388600

make the shoulders lean down more so she looks less awkward
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>>85390214
but then who's universe would it be if Steven was kill
>>
>>85390214
You mean Steven? I don't think that's going to happen.
>>
>>85390214
Fuck off eyeball. Steven isn't rose.
>>
>>85390156
fuck i fixed that but i forgot to replace the file

>>85390148
digital

>>85390109
>>85390106
ty

>>85390147
all over my sketch books
here, a lewd pearl from forever ago
https://gyazo.com/7a4704d225fea20e211e9a468fec2d38

>>85390181
>>85390199
yeah man
paradoxjelli.tumblr.com
nsfw-pj.tumblr.com (be warned its 99% homestuck)

>>85390198
<3
>>
>>85390039
>Because it's a precise descriptor?
Isn't the entire point of it to be an imprecise descriptor, because it denotes nothing about the person, now that it's been explained I'm just more confused.

Also: an element of a culture or system of behavior that may be considered to be passed from one individual to another by nongenetic means, especially imitation.
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>>85389218
>he
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>>85389590
Three hours isn't that bad.
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>>85390273
>https://gyazo.com/7a4704d225fea20e211e9a468fec2d38
THANKS FOR DRAWING LEWD PEARL
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>>85390244
>Centi not bug
>Peridot not steel
>including Connie at all

ya fucked up
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>>85390244
Pink Diamond is Fairy type. She wasn't really shattered.
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>>85390233
>>85390236
okay, I gotta know
>t. name meme
someone explain
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>>85390280
isnt it 6 hours early? Its usually 1pm EST that they leak
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>>85390144
I gotta go with [image limit reached]
She poofed pink diamond, then later used the diamond jem as some sort of weapon or power source, resulting in it being shattered.

>>85390214
Series endgame:
Some diamond will shatter his Gem.
He'll live, but lose all his gem powers and be a normal human.
And through hard work & crying will still lead the Crystal Gems to victory.
cue marrying Connie, having kids, and growing old.
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>>85390252
I'm shortening it just in case
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>>85388673
I know everyone hates the Smokey Quartz design, but I can't stop thinking that was a Pierrot le Fou reference. Which I love.
>>
>>85390244
Garnet's fight should have a trigger or choice to make it Ruby and Sapphire
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>>85389417
Would they even care?
Hell I wager Steven could ask to have them form a vagina and fuck them and I see them doing it with little issue, I mean they have no social taboos towards any of it where they are light formed rock monsters
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>>85388705

>Probably Slaanesh

OH BOY, BETTER BRING LUBE, BECAUSE THEY ARE GOING DRY!
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>>85389294
>>85389410
>The gems were made as weapons to combat their creators mortal enemies
>They creator race has long since passed on
>The upper class gems kept fighting the war, eventually running out of resources on their own world they were forced to cannibalize other worlds to continue
>The lower class gem race (non diamonds) is split into two parts those who continue to create colonies and spread the reach of the gem empire backward
>And those who are put on the front lines and pushed forward against the true enemy
>Rose was a backward soldier who couldn't have possibly known what the true motive of the diamonds was
>She rebelled for the sake of the living creatures already on the Earth and in it robbed her Homeworld of resources for forward troops and spread unrest among the other backward movers
>Rose's war effectively robbed Homeworld of their ability to fight the ancient enemy and the ensuing war reduced their own resources to effectively nothing, forcing the Second Era
>Pink Diamond tells Rose all this as she comes upon her near the end of the war
>Pink Diamond reveals her own unrest at the idea of starving life filled planets for soldiers
>PD gives an ultimatum, kill her or die there
>If Rose's own opinions about the war are so strong she can shatter her diamond knowing what she does about the truth of Homeworld than they must be truly valid
>But PD can't stop this no matter how much she wants to, so if she doesn't fall there the Earth will and Rose and the rebellion will be hunted to death for her weak conviction
>Rose shatters PD and has to live with the truth
>Eventually it's too great and she willingly dies in a way she hopes is meaningful.

>Steven finally makes it to Homeworld
>After the season long fight on Homeworld with the diamonds he and his troops are finally told the truth
>Steven and the CGs have to work with the remnants of Homeworld to push everything forward and finally destroy the ancient enemy
>The Fuckin Sneeples
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>>85390162
Yeah, Zone is pretty good at replicating art styles. He's made some good animated SU parodies too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3npd-J8cIQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PR9prJfNT4E

If you're wondering where he got the voice clips for Amethyst, it's because her VA did work for GTA V.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-zy3w_86iY
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>>85390316
I think it's an /int/ thing afaik
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I'm so bored. I'm willing to ask if there's Young Greg/Old Greg porn.
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Post yfw (well I guess you can't image limit and all) when Homeworld arrives with YD's fleet and this is playing in the background

https://youtu.be/lf5K-XWj-UQ
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>>85390060
Because she never talks directly to Yellow Diamond like Peridot did, nor did she clarify which diamond was her diamond to Steven in the same type of conversation that Peridot had with him in the car. Peridot calls Yellow Diamond "Yellow Diamond" otherwise.
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>>85390357
>It’s a dank Finnish way of “signing” one’s posts. It means, “with regards” and is used to sign letters. It got widely used outside Finland in Dolan and Spurdo comics, as well as every /int/ board on a chan because of the large Finnish presence those boards attract.
>t. Coolface
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>>85388303
Welp, wasn't expecting to get turn on by Peridot today... or any day.
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>>85390244
Pretty nice, only things I would note is that the difficulty curve looks a bit steep in gyms 3-6 and that e4 members have never had anything other than 4 or 5 mons
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>>85390350
kek'd at the fat ass one
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>>85388722
If you french a person with the flu, does the flu patient get cured?
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>>85390350
i fucking love the zone-tan chortle at the start
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>>85390350
>Common baby, I've learned some tricks to make you feel good
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>>85390385
ohhh
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>>85390350
I CANNOT THANK YOU ENOUGH
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>>85390385
interesting, thanks.
t. faggot
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>>85390404
A more apt comparison would be attempting to cure someone's AIDS by having another AIDS infected person fuck them
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>>85389919
>policemen don't exist
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>>85390319
>She poofed pink diamond, then later used the diamond jem as some sort of weapon or power source, resulting in it being shattered.
Fucking metal.
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>>85390350
>He said I was his rock

SHE KNEW WHAT SHE WAS DOING
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>>85390296
np
https://gyazo.com/c00e956789bf58a7e5529e4549916ac6
the rest of my pearl drawings are not lewd
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>>85390319
Pls no
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To whom is Love Like You being sung?
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>people clinging onto Jasper being on the SDCC poster thinking it means she's getting redeemed
>she hasn't been shown in the HS AU promos even once
>only in the Friend Ship promo
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>>85388989
I have a couple of times. Right before Stevenbomb 1 I dreamt that garnet was a fusion between a blue gem and a purple gem. They were much taller than ruby and sapphire. A couple of others were just slice of life episodes that formed in my dreams. They're pretty hazy, but I enjoy these dreams. Next time I have one, I'll write down its contents somewhere and see if they predict the future.
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>>85390442
That's still very nice so I'll go ahead and save that, nice work :)
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>>85388776

Technically any veteran gem that fought (and survived) the earth rebellion is at least a 3000 seasoned soldier with more years of experience than the roman, chinese and egyptian empire together.

>best warrior get rekt by 2 kids with a sword

call it bullshit but then I realized that it's a cartoon for kids (it's like asking for Ash Ketchup to be defeated by a gym leader)
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>>85390442
Lewd Yellow Pearl! Lewd Yellow Pearl! I'll meet you down at the Lewd Yellow Pearl!
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>>85390473
Steven
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>>85390473
Sugar momma said ANYONE and EVERYONE
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>>85390190
Please anon, I want to read the specifics, until the very last autistic rant. Let's be autistic togheter.

My version went in a different direction and I only very recently started to flesh it out so it's not very detailed.

Lapis more or less takes the role of Pearl in being one of the first to join the Crystal Gems and being Rose's right hand. She was the only aristocrat who, like Rose, fell in love with Earth and eagerly joined her cause, defecting from Blue Diamond's court in secret.

In this world the Beta Kindergarten was made in the earlier days of the way and not the other way around. Rose and Lapis raid the Kindergarten instead of Blue Diamond's arena at the very day Jasper is born. Everyone else flees but Jasper accidentally stays behind. Rose doesn't feel it's justified to attack her so she leaves Jasper be. Jasper, not knowing what the fuck is going on anyways, decides to tag along.

I haven't gotten down Peridot properly but the gist of it is that Rose helps her see her own self-worth and defects to the CG, leaving her limb enhancers behind (in this AU Peridots were weak from the start).
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>>85390473
rebecca said it was conceived as being a general theme from gems to humans, so greg would be closest
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>>85389580
rubies are the equivalent of foot soldiers, so it would make sense
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>>85390375
OH god, if they manage to mix in some chorus sounds to the pre-established Diamond theme

All of my love and attention
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>>85390499
It's sung by Lars to Kevin
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>>85390319
>>85390437

Remember guys. Only Diamonds can cut Diamonds.
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>>85390273
>Warning people in advance about your Homestuck art
Hilarious
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>>85390473
Me. Because I love every single bastard here u w u
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>>85390433
Yeah but the left ruined it.
Just like they ruin everything else.
They even killed my boy Harambe, damn Obama
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>>85390518
So it's literally a song from Rose to Greg, because no other gem on the show gives a damn about how good and unique humans are. There's no other logical explanation. Becky doesn't know her own shit.
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Do any of the Crystal Gems canonically have boobies?
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>>85388723

>Carpet matches the drapes
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>>85390565
Steven does.
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>>85390558
>Becky doesn't know her own shit.
Wow, what a revelation.
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>>85390548
Thanks anon, love you too
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>>85389713
Its a peri point you clod
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>>85388600
A CUTE aAAA
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>>85390473
Greg. It's Rose to Greg.

The song is about not being able to love and not being half of what people think of you.

Rose heavily implied in We Need To Talk that she's not actually capable of romantic love, and as we've come to see, Rose wasn't really all that close to being the hero the gems and greg saw her as.
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So close to the limit, and I'm wasting space
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>>85390565
Jasper does but I dont know about any of the CGs besides Rose

Maybe Alexandrite based on the statue
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>>85390582
Nice
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>>85388456
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kOTUhvadWX
Gave it my darndest.
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>>85390582
kek
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>>85390565
You can see some cleavage on Amethyst in one episode
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Shitty fan gem time? Y/N
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>>85390565
Jasper and Amethyst have something like that.
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>>85390589
OMG WOW IT'S ALMOST LIKE A PERI POINT IS A STICKER AHAHAHA HOW AMUSINGLY UNBELIEVABLE
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>>85390537
Actually diamonds can be cleaved when struck at the right angle.

Also diamonds are flammable.
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LAST IMAGE IS JASPER
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>>85390528
>pre-established Diamond theme
Huh? What theme? Link??
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>>85390474
she isn't in the hs au promos because jasper is a delinquent in the au and never comes to school idiot
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>>85390565
it's rather inconsistent. Rose definitely has a cleavage.

But no, gems do not canonically have functioning mammary glands I don't think.
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>>85390600
you fucking nigger
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>>85390629
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>85390537
Because of the shows inconsistent portrayal of gems cracking/poofing
>peridot gems in real life are fragile
Its contrary otherwise
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>>85390565
Only Rose. The other gems who look like they have boobs just have bulbous torsos
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>>85390629
what a waste
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>>85389921
>never sent his son to school
>best dad
Pick one
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>>85390641
Ayyyyyy
Anytime, I was going for last image too but I missed it
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>>85390633

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jD7tHmC1MU
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>>85390622
So all the gems born on Earth? I guess boobs are contagious.
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>>85389713
You're welcome! :3
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>>85390629
oh wow, this is pretty good
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>>85390225
I have a headcanon for Garnet:

In the AU version of The Return, Sapphire comes to "negotiate" with the CGs with Amethyst and Ruby as her escorts. Shenanigans happen and Sapphire and Ruby experience the power rush of fusion as Garnet much like how in the original Jasper experiences the rush as Malachite.
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>>85390565
jasper, rose, and amethyst gots titties
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>>85390659
Best dad, hands down.
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>>85390273
>digital

Any tutorials for beginners, and I mean starting from square one beginners, on digital drawing you can link me to? Please?
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You know what I just thought of

That fucking totem pole from the second episode and Maximum Capacity! It had a greenish Jasper fusion on it

What does it mean?
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>>85390666
>Satan confirmed for shit taste
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>>85388551
I can hear the pokemon battle theme
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>>85390663
Wow this is clearly the WMD song
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>>85389118
IT WAS A LOONY TOONS EPISODE YOU IDIOT, OF COURSE SHE WASN'T GOING TO POOF.

GARNET CRUSHED HER LIKE AN EMPTY CAN STOP LOOKING AT A JOKE LIKE IT MEANS SOMETHING.
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>>85390686
malachite, the crystals were her ice powers
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Oh look, a /sug/ thread again. This show couldn't go on a hiatus fast enough.
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>>85390659
You have a point. Steven is terribly adjusted for a 14 year old, regardless of his lack of human education.
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>>85390629

FREAKS KEEP GOING....UNTIL WE GET WHAT WE WANT
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>>85390711
Garnet is stronger than a boulder
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>>85390721
>Being this late
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>>85390721
Take your (You) and go
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>>85390663
Man, what a magical sound. Aivi and Surasshu honestly outdid themselves with the Diamonds, even though they just sustain the one note.
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>>85390721
Anon, you know what really matters now? I want chicken nuggets.
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>>85390721
go away Gravity Falls you're dead
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>>85390713
Oh shit, I thought about malachite, but not the ice connection. Her ice shards were all pointy
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>>85390721
Maybe the threads won't stop.

Go roleplay Batman some more m8 since apparently that's what a quality /co/ thread is to you.
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>>85390721
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/0/03/Heavy_specialcompleted09.wav?t=20110320072617
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>>85390629
YOU MAKE US PROUD, FELLOW /FREAK/
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>>85390721
How goes that statue search /gfg/?
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>>85390565
Rose for sure. Everyone else is up in the air, the animators often add them in when the story boarders don't, Lapis is especially famous for this, but I think that Amethyst and Jasper could be written off for the same reasons.
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>>85389196
Sugar here can confirm
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>>85390760
>Go roleplay Batman some more m8 since apparently that's what a quality /co/ thread is to you.
Sick burn, got a jej from me
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>>85390776
Where'd the term /FREAK/ even come from?
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>>85390626

True.

I still think PD possessed/merged with one of her Quartzes much like how Steven can project his soul into other beings, then proceeded to shatter her former body's gem, turning the shards into Lion, her sword, and the Quartizine Quartet.

She knew that as a Diamond she would not be trustworthy enough to gain any followers so she had "herself" killed by an ordinary Quartz who, despite being a Quartz, never spin dashes or comet charges.


>>85390648

That is a thing yeah, sometimes they will go full on with it and other times subvert it.

>>85390528
http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D0jD7tHmC1MU&start1=&video2=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dx05_JaWMreI&start2=&authorName=assmunch
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>>85390667
I would make Sapphire take up Lapis's role
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>>85390794
see
>>85389353
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What tag do you guys search for fanart of Jasper's Pearl?
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>>85390680
>its good to be stupid
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>>85390822
I believe in that theory too fellow theorist.
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>>85390760
>/co/ will never stop talking about garbage comics nor will they stop confrontationally complaining about stuff that isn't garbage comics
Such is life.
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>>85390845
There isn't one, because no such character exists, and the idea of a soldier being high status enough to have a Pearl is preposterous. It'd be one thing if she were a general, but she's explicitly just a soldier.
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>>85388534
"Diamonds ain't got no humanity!"-Rose "The Apache" Quartz
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>>85388551
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7eJEStwbxU
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>>85390869
except she's a war hero who did exceptional things during the war. If Eyeball thought she might get her own Pearl for killing Rose Quartz, it's not unreasonable to thing that a Jasper who stood out with their perfection and prowess in battle might get a Pearl as compensation.
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>>85390794
that is how jasperfags identify themselves

since i arrived kinda late this is the oldest post that i could find with a jasperfag identifying itself as a freak

http://desuarchive.org/co/thread/76746353/#76750145

its from october 2015
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>>85390845
guro, major character death, bdsm, gore, rape, abuse etc

sadly there are far too few of them
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>>85390511
Tell me if you have a solution for this, because Amethyst is far and away the biggest issue for me. Mostly because everything I've done as tried to stay as close to canon as possible, and have the only differences be a domino effect from the first small change.

So, as it stands, there's really no way for Amethyst to make sense, since she's born after the war, on Earth. So unless Homeworld randomly comes back and recruits her, there's no reason for her to work against the Crystal Gems.

Also, my interpretation of Jasper might disappoint some, because while she is a brute and can fall into her thoughtless and stubborn ways, she still defaults as the leader of the team now that Rose is gone. So she tries to keep her anger at bay and play the mediator between the other gems. Obviously she can't always be impartial, but she tries her best, and that's actually a point of weakness, that she's simply not Rose, and can't keep everyone together like she could. I also have her as the one who designed the house. When Steven finally sees her room, expecting it to be a bunch of weights and whatnot, it's actually small and cozy, with a small workbench- turns out the wooden toys Steven played with as a small kid were made by her.

I also have stuff about Lapis missing homeworld, Peridot trying to avoid her problems, Jasper being overzealous in training Steven, Lapis gossiping with the cool kids-

Basically just "episodes". Maybe it'll work, maybe it won't. I dunno. It'll never be 100% agreeable with canon because it's autistic fanfic shit anyway, so who cares.
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>>85389607
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0l2c8eTh77B

I hope it's not too soft.
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So, the Crystal Gems now have their own cutting edge space ship.
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fuck, this is great https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpWlh1B6RIQ
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>>85388411
>>85388551
MUST OBTAIN SPEED
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>>85388271
https://soundcloud.com/thepartyaintover/la-1

Anyone have the youtube video of Pearl singing this song?
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>>85390899
>except she's a war hero who did exceptional things during the war
Source?
>If Eyeball thought she might get her own Pearl for killing Rose Quartz
Killing an ancient rebel leader is grounds for getting a Pearl, and/or Rubies are dumb.
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>>85390909
pearl can finally leave those fuckers behind with steven :^)
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>>85389500

Alright it's late but let's do this.

>Jasper

Saw the homeworld as week, so she sided with Rose. Gonna train Steven to be the best warrior there ever was. What's neat about Humans is that putting in work can add to their strength (so no strength cap).

In the process she mellows out and learns to take baby steps with training. And she also gives Connie spartan training when the time comes.

>Peridot

Pretty much the same as in SU, except her story happened earlier (before Steven was born) and it's Rose that turned her good. Also she bros it up with Greg. She tells them about the cluster and Rose bubbles it before Steven is born.

Momwise, she observes Steven as he grows and takes notes. They watch old episodes of Camp Pines and she teaches him to analyze strengths and weaknesses. Steven and Connie become her OTP.

>Lapis

Was a scout for the homeworld, but was talked out of it by Rose, who picked up her gem and healed her before it could be used for anything.

She takes Steven and lets him ride on her back when she flies. Peridot makes her an apparatus to carry water into dry areas so she can be a tank.

Overall Steven'll be more battle-ready, but more abrasive (though he still has a good heart). Swapmom's aren't gonna let him be a whiny baby for this long.

[1/2]
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>>85390900
Interesting origin, thanks
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>>85390565
Rose does because she wants to emulate human women. If garnet or amethyst ever look like they have curves it's because they are trying to imitate rose, though pearl knows why rose does what she does with her form and wishes to separate herself from human imitation because of that

None of the homeworld gems or bismuth do because boobs serve no practical purpose to the gems. Some are buff chested but that's about it
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>>85390869
Shes a perfect and vetren warrior a pearl will take care of things that get in the way of fighting.
You want to get as much use as possible out of a soldior that good.
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>>85390909
i wonder if the show will consider what kind of fuel the ship needs.

I'd love to see where they keep it. If it's at the barn, then I hope that means we get to see Peri/Lapis more involved
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>>85390946

[2/3 whoops]

Now for Evulmoms

The idea is that Garnet's future vision is why they're sent to Earth. Someone needs to check on the cluster, and she asks to be assigned (Pearl functions as well as a Peridot, so no need for more than these 3). BD gets YD to let her do it even though it's YD's jurisdiction.

They wind up landing somewhere where the Swapmoms won't see them at first. A chance encounter with a corrupted gem is what brings the two groups together.

>Pearl

Captured and taken back to homeworld. Tortured, mindbroken, and "reprogrammed" to be an loyal homeworlder. She's kept in combat roles because of just how well she fared in the war. However, being a Pearl, she is just a slave, so she's given to Garnet.

When she meats Steven and learns he's Rose's kid, the memories come flowing back (which happens after a lengthy arc). She has to relearn not being a complete war machine, but it's fine.

>Garnet

Fused like they did before, but they didn't run. Blue Diamond spared them because Sapphires are rare and she still has future vision. They defuse, and Sapphire manages to convince BD to make Ruby her personal Ruby (almost like a Pearl) since "I predict she'll be really useful" or something. They fuse when no one's looking - can't get caught or their pardon will be revoked.

Later on Sapphire requests the mindbroken Pearl, who no one really wanted anyway.

She gets talk-no-jutsu'd by Steven, though her future vision said she should go and help anyway. She's the easiest to turn (though she splits up for a bit as Ruby and Sapphire argue over it). Problem is the Swapmoms are also the "punch first ask questions later types".

Cont...
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>>85390332
They might care, I mean it killed Rose
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>>85390430
>africa
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>>85390337
Fucking this. RONALDO IS NEVER QUITE WRONG, BUT NEVER QUITE RIGHT. Sneeple are real, they're probably reptilian, they may even be manipulating the human race (but not through anime messageboards, Ronaldo you fucking weeb)
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>>85390302
>Peridot not steel
Oh shit, you're right, forgot to change her back after going w/ Dragon instead of Steel for WD
Maybe replace Connie w/ Steven? (Munchlax & Lickitung)

>>85390331
On rematch you get to choose between Ruby or Sapphire; Sapphire is Psychic with Medicham as her ace, Ruby is Fire w/ Infernape

>>85390389
>difficulty curve
Hm yeah Lapis could probably do w/o Barboach & Amy can ditch one of her snakes
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>>85390951
again, i am kinda new arrived here on december so i dont know if the term was used before
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I miss when they danced to fuse
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>>85390968

[3/3 There we go]

>Amethyst

Garnet forsaw her come into existence, so she sent a small shit to go get her. None of the swapmoms have future vision (they get by on some corrupted gem tracker Peridot fashions), so none of them catch the ship that picks up Amethyst.

She's a runt, but useful. BD doesn't get why Garnet bothers with all these defects, but she's great at her job otherwise so she lets it slide. Amethyst's indoctrinated into homeworld loyalism - it's not as hard on her as it could be since limited resources are causing lots of runts to be made, but she still feels inadequate.

She's the hardest to turn good. Her inferiority complex goes into full throttle and drives her to go rogue after being beaten by Jasper. She's also the one that winds up contacting the world and blowing everything to high heaven (so more Rubies get sent).

But in the end she brought to the good side by Steven leveling with her and introducing her to the joys of food.

I hope my autism was satisfactory.
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>>85390900
>Knightposter is there

I wonder where he got to
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>>85388896
>That's a reference to SOMETHING, fuck, can't quite place it though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6nmTundSn4
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>>85390927

>HEY LAPIS ARE YOU GAAAAAAAAY?
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>>85390989
Yeah, what's up with that?
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>>85389481
Huh, I've been calling it Meep Meep.
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>>85390937
>Source?

did you even watch the show, faggot?
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>>85388456

hey can I do this or no

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TeeKcLWm44
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>>85390935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXkCXuDxV78
I heard Mr. Smiley's VA Sinbad also participated in this song? I could be wrong.

Round and round,
Let the city turn
Party in the hills
We can party in the burbs!
Roof on fire
"Let it burn"
Champagne in my hand
I'm not concerned!

there are also many many edits by mkatwood
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>>85390905
or you know maybe jasper can beat them lil bitches all into submission
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>>85391005
>i could even learn how to love.... bees

also lapis saying "memes"
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>>85390937
>Source?

Eyeball + the other Rubies/
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Is Steven's Stand Soft and Wet?

>bubble themed
>has stars
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>>85390992
Jesus I love this episode easily top 3
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drawfag here

I'll take some non lewd requests
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>>85390937
I believe Back to the Moon, the Rubies recount Jasper's feats in the war like defeating 80 CG or something like that.
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>>85389481
Someone draw a hot half-uncorrupted Roadrunner like Centipeetle
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>>85390721
fuck off fagggg let us have our fun while it lasts.
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>>85391040
I was talking more about this one but thanks lol:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nr_UYwaVNqE
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>>85390350
>her VA did work for GTA V

That's not as bad as Garnet's VA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqydKg0TBaY

Lyrics:
I see that you want it
I already know
Impatient to show me
Your love below
Livin in lust like
I just wanna see
Come a bit closer
Here, take a peek

Make my pussy say (eeeh eeeeh eeeh oh)
Make my pussy say (eeeh eeeeh eeeh oh)
Make my pussy say (eeeh eeeeh eeeh oh)
Yea, make my pussy say (eeeh eeeeh eeeh oh)
Mwah
Beat… the pussy up (eeeh eeeeh eeeh oh)
Beat… the pussy up (eeeh eeeeh eeeh oh)
Beat… the pussy up (eeeh eeeeh eeeh oh)
Beat… the pussy up (eeeh eeeeh eeeh oh)

Shall I call you daddy?
Shall I call your name?
You can fuck me again babe
But never the same
Drum like a tom tom
Go like a train
Switch up positions
Awesome brain

Make my pussy say (eeeh eeeeh eeeh oh)
Make my pussy say (eeeh eeeeh eeeh oh)
Yea, make my pussy say (eeeh eeeeh eeeh oh)
Make my pussy say (eeeh eeeeh eeeh oh)
Mwah

Beat… the pussy up (eeeh eeeeh eeeh oh)
Beat… the pussy up (eeeh eeeeh eeeh oh)
Beat… the pussy up (eeeh eeeeh eeeh oh)
Beat… the pussy up (eeeh eeeeh eeeh oh)

Beat the pussy up
Beat the pussy up
Beat the pussy up
Beat the pussy up
>>
new thread when?
>>
http://pastebin.com/H3shhuL1
>>
>>85390937
>Source

I'm embarrassed for you
>>
>>85391059
garnet being nude in a non lewd manner
>>
>>85390989
They're still practicing
https://youtu.be/G3pQRmBcEiY?t=134
>>
>>85391055
>not Crazy Diamond
>not The World as foreshadowing Stevens turn to evil
>>
>>85389368
Good taste anon
>>
>>85391080
Page 10, Summer.
>>
>>85391039
>I need just the lyrics. Don't record the music
Bruh
>>
>>85391066
She poofed 80 Crystal Gems on her first day of living
>>
>>85391039
You absolutely fucking can. Send me just the instruments without those voices. Close to the original speed as you can make it.

>harmonica
Now you are just rubbing it in. It could hypothetically replace the generic karaoke track I used as a background.
>>
>>85390909
>pearl hijacks the ship, abducts steven, and shatter Peridot in the process
>CG HQ along with the whole town rigged with explosives and atomized, US authority alerted, CG's number one suspects
>she's been a spy all along
>the only thing keeping her from doing her job was Rose's love, now that she's dealt with it, nothing's holding her back
>the series takes a whole new turn
>>
>>85391079
I NEVER WANTED TO HEAR GARNET SAY THESE KINDS OF THINGS
>>
>>85390905
Maybe make Amethyst a sort of loose cannon? Yes, she technically is not alligned with Homeworld, but she could still be a threat because she's unpredictable and despite being defective, she's still meant to be a soldier. Gems know their purpose from birth, after all. Sort of a Chaotic Neutral entity.

I think it's a good interpretation, anon! Mine is more or less the same, but she's more cocky. Her problem is feeling frustrated at her poor fighting skills since she never recieved proper training. She's the perfect quartz and she can pack quite a punch, but she's the worst tactician of the four and the moment you outsmart her she's done for.
>>
>>85391114
Not him but I kept forgetting to lower the volume on the sample recording when I did mine. I legit had to do like 8 tries.
>>
>>85391116
ULTIMATE QUARTZ BABY
>>
>>85390989
ain't nobody got time (or budget) for that
>>
>>85391116
>burst out flexing
>burst out so hard her entire hole was lined with glass

Oh Jasper you magnificent beast
>>
>>85391116
THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE IN THIS THREAD, !!RIGHT NOW!!, WHO WOULDN'T WANT THAT KIND OF POWER ON THE CRYSTAL GEMS SIDE.

What a waste it would be if Jasper Redemption never occurred.
>>
>Lapis's depression worsens over time
>finds out how Rose died
>"Hey Steven, you wanna practice something with me"?
>>
What if, like, there only ever were a few dozen crystal gems? What if that battlefield was actually just tens of thousands of Homeworld gems being destroyed by skyscraper tall fusions?
>>
>>85391067
This, but also she's licking Peridot.
>>
>>85388579
like his mother
>>
>>85391163
the ultimate cheeto
>>
>>85391185
this
>>
>>85391169
s-sex?
>>
>>85391140

It's actually a melodica. And also I play the theme from Sealab 2021 which I thought was cute but maybe you don't want that.

Ye I can send you the guitar and melodica without singing check it sister.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BlFspbtGrI
>>
>>85391163
>Jasper's entire hole is lined with glass
welp
>>
>>85390991
Your autism was greaty appreciated. Thank you for your AU business, anon.
>>
>>85390989
Maybe it's fine for just Steven and Amy's first time, but I would hope Pearl and Garnet's fusions with Steven will involve dancing. Or hell, a duet to get them in sync would be pretty neat.
>>
http://pastebin.com/bTcmFdeA

I've never done a writing thing for Steven Universe before. Is it in character?
>>
>>85391059
Garnet in pic related outfit?
http://i.imgur.com/eg3oHzK.jpg
>>
>>85391164
jasper is the steven armstrong of the show

of fucking course i want her on the CG's side
>>
>>85391185
Well, you'd think the Diamonds would have decided to glass the planet much sooner if they saw the type of bullshit the CG were pulling off.
>>
>>85391222
What kind of writing can I expect? lewd fanfic? Just a story?
>>
goodnight /sug/ I got shit to do in the morning but I'll be hunting down the thread that is going on when I get back tomorrow.
Kill yourselves /freaks/
>>
>>85391146

it's not as bad as Steven's VA calling people "faggots" during his league streams
>>
>>85391163
I'm stupid, what does it being lined with glass mean?
>>
>>85391251
It's just a story.

I get a bit more in depth with my lewd writings
>>
>>85391207
>YWN stick your dick in Jasper's glasshole.
>>
>>85391059
this please
>>85388379
>>
>>85391262
sauce?
>>
>>85391262
Holy shit what
This could be huge, dude
If you can source this
Tumblr would implode
>>
>>85390909
>So, the Crystal Gems now have their own cutting edge space ship.
>cutting edge
>>
>>85391185
>temple fusion poofing a hundred Homeworld gems with every swipe
>free hands bubbling hundreds of gems at a time and teleporting
>bubbled gems sent to a safe spot deep underground
>Homeworld finds the safe spot after the battle and turns them into the Cluster
>>
>>85391275
jasper came out super hot, which i assume means her formation expelled a lot of energy, meaning her light-body was particularly strong
>>
>>85391241
They couldn't glass the planet, it was Pink Diamond's first, main, and only planet. Not only was it a matter of principal, but it was also a matter of sovereignty. It wasn't until she was shattered that that option was on the table.
>>
>>85390927

I was kinda ambivalent about it until the very end when Jasper turned around and she was a prairie dog.

Lost my shit, man. Lost my shit.
>>
>>85391275
maybe I said it wrong? Peridot says Jasper's hole was completely smoothed out into glass. Glass is usuallly formed by high pressure + heat.

Peridot just meant it as Jasper being as perfect as possible when she formed.
>>
Fuck Connie and the townies

MORE LAPIS AND PERIDOT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFs3DKhPyL4
>>
>>85391262
aw jeez
>>
>>85390629
GOOOD
>>
>>85388480
more lewds?
>>
>>85390244
Gym 1 / Ghost / Ronaldo Fryman

Gym 2 / Normal / Greg Universe

Gym 3 / Grass / Vidalia

Gym 4 / Fighting / Connie

Gym 5 / Steel / Peridot

Gym 6 / Water / Lapis

Gym 7 / Fire / Bismuth

Gym 8 / Dark / Jasper

Elite Four 1 / Poison / Amethyst

Elite Four 2 / Flying / Pearl

Elite Four 3 / Psychic / Garnet

Elite Four 4 / Fairy / Steven Universe

Champion / Onion

FTFY, can't be bothered to make up teams right now.
>>
>>85391262
Holy shit are you for real?

Doesn't surprise me though.

I did the same thing when I was a teenager.
>>
>>85388403
why you fucker?
>>
>>85391210

And thank you for your patronage, Anon. Happy to be of service.
>>
>>85391262
i fucking need this
>>
>>85391262
I don't remember Zach saying that, but I feel for him.

I do remember his friend telling him
>i hope they cancel your show
after he messed up an ultimate, which had me rolling, haha
>>
>>85391372
Kek
>>
>>85391185
>>85391198
>>85391299
The problem with that theory is that the Cluster wanted to save Earth. That wouldn't be the case unless significant number of them were Crystal Gems.
That is unless the Cluster, being a network of a million fragmented minds, is the most intelligent being in existence and the few CG that made it up were able to convince the whole not to form in mere seconds, eons of discussion to the Cluster though.
>>
>>85391253
Good night matey :v
>>
>>85391372
What the hell is his stream channel called or whatever.

That sounds hilarious
>>
>>85391059
Armstrong (the top one) saving Lefty (bottom one) by ripping out the bars in Jasper's prison cell in the canyon?

http://imgur.com/a/KOMDO

Forgot the reference sheets...
>>
>>85391307
god, we know so little but every little answer/confirmation we get just raises more questions.
>>
>>85391372
>I hope they cancel your show
10/10
fucking kek
>>
>>85391262
I remember some anon saying this in an earlier thread, but failed to provide a source.
>>
>>85391059
Requesting more metal gear Jasper shit plz
>>
>>85391398
Cluster = Gravemind

A monument to all your sins indeed
>>
>>85391262
shut up u lil faggot
>>
>>85391262
you realize tumblr would wreck zach's asshole harder than they've ever attacked matt if this spread word, right
>>
>>85390991
>>85391147

Man, I want this stuff to continue in the next thread.

/sug/ needs to actually discuss stuff like this more. Y'know, actual discussion, and not just shitposting?
>>
>>85391452
They attacked Matt?
What for?
Isn't a he a faggy SJW-enabler himself?
>>
>>85388977
sauce PLEASE
>>
the drama has spilled into the real world, or has it squeezed in?
>>
>>85391349
Please I want Cheeto Mom
>>
>>85391452
Dude, Sucrose might straight-up fire him, all the kid heroes get replacement VAs eventually anyway
>>
>>85391452
>Remember that one video where Steven's VA said "tumblr"
>Made me cringe just hearing him say that
>>
No new leaks today?
>>
>>85388977
>>85389103
>>85391479
Sauce is idlecum

http://idlecum.tumblr.com/post/144283660521/soon
>>
>>85391322

dubs for lapidot
>>
>>85391453

It'd be cool if we could concentrate our collective autism on something productive. Like a little Momswap RPG or VN.

/trash/ threads are pretty slow, right?
>>
>>85391453
we get lotsa good stuff in the post-episode discussions. It's more spread out now due to consistent full episode leaks.

The discussions for Mirror/Ocean Gem, Maximum Capacity, and Alone Together were so fun. At least those are the ones I remember. It's great when we as a group watch in one session with complete surprise.
>>
>>85391301
>>85391301
>jasper came out super hot

Heh
>>
>>85391509
I want a new Steven voice, his voice sucks and is annoying now

TELL TUMBLR
ALERT TUMBLR
CALL TUMBLR
SUMMON TUMBLR
>>
>>85390545
its only right

>>85390682
yeah of course
if you're just starting out and go through the videos on this site
http://www.ctrlpaint.com/library/
the dude is really great and explains everything about photoshop you need to draw also has a bunch of good fundamental lessons on drawing. i also recommend making art friends, either here or on tumblr that you can ask quesions, it'll save you a lot of time vs figuring everything out the hard way
if you see me around and want to ask something, go for it, i'll also give critiques
>>
>>85388411

GOTTA GO FAST
>>
>>85391262
WE MUST FIND IT
>>
>>85391547
>not believing in Steven

REEEEE
>>
>>85391535
bad cat
>>
>>85391543
They are dead even when on hiatus.

Also we do have a VN anon working on something, i wish i knew when he was lurking though
>>
>>85391222
Why aren't they playing a Metal Gear Solid game?
>>
>>85388521
homeworld no more
>>
>>85388633
That is amazing. Perfect reference.
>>
Who hasn't called someone else a faggot while playing an online game? And Sugar probably already knows anyway, and may have even said it herself once or twice.
>>
>>85391509

>sucrose "i like my men like a like my coffee" sugar
>sucrose "buy the toys get boytoys" sugar
>caring what VAs do

The Network, maybe.

>>85391547

Still not as bad as S1.
>>
>>85391291
Why can't you just laugh at something without trying to weaponize for Tumblr?
>>
>>85391602
>sucrose "i like my men like a like my coffee" sugar

Cold and bitter? Cause I got plenty of that.
>>
>>85391547
i thinks i see a GET ZACH FIRED movement approaching on the horizon
>>
we page 10 now boys
>>
>>85391584
I thought Rising being as over the top as it is would feel more naturally recommended by Steven.
>>
>>85390927
>a gem's makeup

hah
>>
>>85391598
>sugar used to call people faggots online
Imagine her doing that on voice chat with her lovely sweet voice
>>
>>85390473
Pink Diamond to corrupted gems
>>
>>85390350
>If you're wondering where he got the voice clips for Amethyst, it's because her VA did work for GTA V.
Neat. Reminds me that there's an Amethyst Street in GTA IV.
>>
>>85389495
That's because Peridot perfectly fits the bill.
>>
>>85391647
I don't think I could even get offended.
>>
>>85391535
Thanks, bro
>>
>that one anon's dream of zach getting replaced is a prophesy but instead of /nug/ it's /fug/
>>
>>85391598
>Sucrose just wanted to tell her show about a fat kid growing up with magical space women chock full anime references
>gets way way more attention on her show's apparent progressiveness and themes on sexuality and identity, like in literally every interview she's asked to do
>>
>>85389315
This needs a Brazzers edit.
>>
We don't have a source on Steven calling anyone anything during any game. It's complete bullshit.
>>
>>85391322

>click the link
>its a song from wicked

aaaaaaand into the trash it goes
>>
>>85391598
>doubles down and claims he is a bi-transqueer and he is simply reclaiming the slur as his own like "nigger" depriving white cis males of the power of the insult by embracing it
>>
>>85391466
Matt's a dick to everyone
>>
>>85391647
She was the original poster of "what the fucking did you just fucking say to me" pasta
>>
>>85391703
At least 2 VAs from the show have been in Wicked. Show some respect.
>>
>>85391664
What, do you normally get offended when people call you a faggot online? What a little faggot.
>>
>>85391718
But Matt's a dick for everyone.
>>
>>85391703
>>85391733
I've got one for you guys

Dicked
>>
>>85391703
>Hating Wicked
Get a load of this guy
>>
>>85391718
And now whenever people see a photo of D.B. Cooper, they associate it with fucking Matt
>>
Reminder the closest version of "Universe" as a last name is "Yunivers" which is Ukranian, and "Universi", which is Russian. This discounts a one off "Univers" in Canada which is almost certainly descended from one of the two original slavic names.

tl;dr Steven a slav
>>
>>85391642
Yeah I suppose, Steven mustn't have patience for 2 hour cutscenes

Anyway, that was fun, you got more?
>>
page 10 + image limit
>>
>>85391647
>Pulls out her ukulele
>Gets on the mic
>"I wrote this new song for you. It's called 'You're Even Gayer than My Show'"
>>
>>85391757
why don't we see him squat?
>>
>>85391543
I wish we could have a place outside of 4Chan specifically for that. We could expand on our ideas and then spam the thread with our autism
>>
>>85391757
Greg is a Slav Jew, of course.
>>
>>85391602
>sucrose "i like my men like a like my coffee" sugar

Black coffee with a whole stick of butter?
>>
>>85391782
He's half lesbian space rock
>>
>>85391700
As with Sucrose and Ian and Matt and Zuke, people her just love to go on and on about RL controversy. It's weird and obsessive and unhealthy. oh well.
>>
>>85391774
Yeah, you better make a new thread, son
>>
new thread?
>>
>>85391789
>4Chan
Greetings Reddit
>>
>>85388271
new shitposting grounds here: >>85391786
>>
>>85391778
I'd pay a buck to hear that
>>
>>85391797
Imagine I'm posting a laughing face
>>
>>85391757
Pictures of Greg's hot slavic mom in her youth when ?
>>
>>85391820
Greetings from Tumblr
>>
ALRIGHT TIME TO MIGRATE /sug/KERS
>>
>>85391757
I always imagined Universe was a stage name Greg legally changed his last name to.
>>
>>85391789

A google doc would probably be adequate for idea storing. And then going to some random bumfuck IRC for chatting.
>>
>>85391853

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN
>>
>>85391853
EEEEK
>>
Hello. New 4Chan thread when?
>>
new thread?
>>
>>85391978

here my absolutely non-suspicious fellow anon >>85391821
>>
>>85390214
t. Jasper
>>
>>85390899
Eyeball is not a reliable source of information on gem culture.
>>
>>85391059
I want a picture of Jay Z as one of the diamonds.
>>
>>85389768
Rose seems to have breasts. Bismuth has absolutely nothing up front though.
>>
>>85391817

>>85391786
>>85391786
>>85391786
>>
>>85389693
Not only you
>>
>>85390905

You could just have amethyst pop out earlier
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